Next week: 5000 Pillz users find out their attached collections got hacked and emptied out.

These NFT projects sure give me some non-fungible cringe

I can already think of a bunch of useful features they could add to this, like a counter that tracks the number of NFTs stolen from you, and another tracker that estimates the number of potential sexual partners you've turned off by publicly showing off your NFT. edit: just got to the end where they heavily imply it's going to get you laid, lmao

Wearing one of this is a great way to advertise that you are really easy to scam.

This looks pretty useful. If I see someone with one of this, I won't wast a second interacting with him.

My immediate thought: if you're wearing an identifiable NFT, your real life person can be linked to the wallet that owns it. So much for anonymity if you actually want to use this.

The psychological effect when you learn/a piece of information is pointed out to you, and you suddenly feel like you're seeing it everywhere is known as the "Baader-Meinhof phenomenon". Although I've also seen it called frequency bias, and I think frequency illusion too.

I mean, walking around with an NFT around your neck worked for Chris-Chan.

Who is this into NFTS but goes outside enough to want this?!?

Babe why aren’t you wearing the NFT I got you ? 😢

The sad thing is, I am sure this thing was dirt cheap to develop and manufacture. It's essentially a device that stores an image and then displays it on a small display. And I am equally certain that some lonely NFT bro will look at this ad, think "Wow, I could find a gf like that" and buy it because of that.

2:40 The funny thing if they really just upload the image it's basically just a digital picture frame. I had such a device on my keychain about 10 years ago (it was just a cheap 5$ device) that ran trough my picture album. They are less common today sometimes they still pop up on ebay, but the takeaway is that it doesn't seem to be anything that didn't exist before (which honestly is a bit of a theme in the crypto & metaverse space)

The best part is that the website you showed states that it is only "Early bird 5000 pcs". So even if all those 5000 pieces sell out how likely would it be for one buyer to EVER meet another buyer (who is unknown to the first buyer) by chance in a random public place anywhere in the world? Well.... probably close to 0.

If I saw someone walking around with one of these I would know “he is gullible and I wish I was a scammer because he is waving a flag that reads ‘scam me’”

Not a week ago I drunkenly proposed being forced to wear your terrible NFTs as a suitable punishment for participating in the scams, and here we are being sold the right to have that.

I would only wear this with a dozen fridge magnets on it

Chris-Chan really was ahead of the pack with that Sonichu medallion it seems.

Not gonna lie though, I do actually really like the thought of having a pendant or some other decorative piece of clothing having a digital display on it (even if keeping them charged might potentially be inconvenient in some cases), cause that opens up a lot of opportunities for customization in all sorts of ways. It's just bloody stupid that such a neat idea is being dragged through the mud by NFTwats and such.

new digital pet nfts you can wear around your neck, so a tamagotchi?

It's...a glorified digital picture frame with an accelerometer. Every time I think NFT projects can't get dumber, NFTbros manage to prove me wrong.

People just asking to be kidnapped and forced to send their nft to someones wallet xD -Pillz: Like walking around with a price tag.

It's the web3-equivalent of wearing a Rolex because the moment you see someone with one of those you know his entire personality is centered around it.

google says that's called Baader-Meinhof phenomenon - where you suddenly notice everyone is driving the car you were shopping for, or you learn something and then see it everywhere... like globes

In concept it's not that different from those digital picture frames. They just made it dumber by limiting it to nfts.

I really love the "this necklace can get you a crypto-loving GF" in the ad. Because that is totally a thing that can happen.

Sorry boys, I cringed so hard that the mass of my face super-compacted into a density so great that it has developed it’s own gravitational pull that’s quickly become a black hole. The world is being pulled in; we’re doomed just because of this jewelry

"you know automatically generated apes or avatars take too much time, lets do a colored circle with 2 eyes only" quality product...oh wait there's no product

The term you were looking for is Frequency Illusion, which used to be referred to as the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon. Basically, you learn of a thing and suddenly see it everywhere.

"The issue with digital assets is that they don't have a real world presence". That wasn't a problem that needed a solution, much less some sort of dumb medallion.

I think anyone else who knows how to make such a device, could make it with the possibility of letting the user pick from their phone what image they want displayed there, and would probably cost a lot less than that device and nfts costs. And in the end, probably could end up showcasing something more beautiful, interesting and pleasing than procedurally generated images.

“Let’s be honest, there’s gay people out there” is honestly my fav quote from the video. It’s makes us sound like some kind of cryptid, like let’s be honest Aliens are out there. I love it 😂

You know what else you could buy? Those toy kittens/puppies that come in a little carrier with all the vet tools.. Or literally anything else

This may replace the red maga hat as the item of clothing scammers look for to pick out a mark

The idea of a necklace with a small digital screen where you can pick what it looks like is pretty smart, shame they had to balls it up by attaching expensive monkey jpegs to it. Hell, I'm guessing if you removed the NFT and tamagotchi crap this could realistically retail for probably $40

There is literally no reason why this device needs to be linked to NFTs, there isn't even hype to justify it. It could simply be a necklace with a digital display that you put any image on, and even though it would still be a pretty dumb buy, it wouldn't get the bad rep for being NFT-related and thus get an actual public. This is just a product for idiots, by idiots, except one idiot is making the money.

"I'll shit on something else tomorrow". Gonna use this as my new sign-off for work emails...

On the one hand, it's a really niche product. On the other hand, it's as expensive as a dozen graphic/logo t-shirts and serves the same purpose. As for dating (because the promo video focused on it for some reason), I guess NFT bros could use their PEELZ for instant communication, like a handkerchief in the back pocket.

We need more things like this for other groups of people I don't want to deal with. This is an amazing public service.

The woman about to step in the cab: "oooohhh, you, too, just happened to buy one of these picture pendants - $5 from China, postage included? Cool." (nobody actually says this. But nobody behaves like the folks in video either, so...)

I want people to wear this so I can publicly humiliate them and point and laugh

Except for the NFT part, I think the tech itself is kinda cool, could see people in the rave scene being into em. wonder if it could be used outside of the NFT environment

okay, look. If this wasn't attached to NFTs I wouldn't have a problem with it at all. The design seems neat (simple, I'm talking more about what seems like the fact it can be worn in a bunch of different ways). If it was just like one of those digital picture frames then I would think that's cool. Idk, I guess my idea is it would be like...a button that cycles through designs instead of staying static. You could walk around with a 100 buttons without clinking up a storm every time you move! (you know, so long as you're okay with it cycling through them one at a time.) You could even make a template so people can easily make their own designs to put on it. Possibly also with a market place kind of a thing where people can sell or distribute their designs for free. I could really see something like that easily becoming a fad. (probably _just_ a fad though.) You might as well put a clock face on it too since its so circular and its something people would be wearing. 200$ seems like a lot for that premise though. Especially since people would probably lose interest after a year or two.

Now you can screenshot their nft in real life by taking a picture of it.

Me, in a rootop bar: "You wanna see my $500,000 dollar TamagotchI? Wait, where are you going?"

flashing to the world that you have money you don't know how to be responsible with. screaming at the top of your lungs that you're open to having your money snatched from you

The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon. Also I thoroughly enjoy your content

This thing's for posers. The _real_ cool kids have their NFTs tattooed on their foreheads.

This is literally Chris Chan’s Sonichu medallion but with a higher marketing budget

A necklace that can display a little digital image actually sounds cool tho, if it wasn't an NFT and like $300 it could be a nice fashion thing

This is nothing... tag heuer made a luxery watch to display your NFT's.. 😂

For $200, I can wear 3x old phones on my neck with screenshots of nfts.

Fun fact: When your NFTs get stolen, this jewellery instantly warps to their new owner

I sometimes wonder why every thing is fucked. Then Kira uploads.

if you are in a party and everyone have them then you are in postal game.

I always learn new words on this channel. This episode: 1. Phygital. 2. Incelly

You know things are bad in this space when Kira has to explain himself.

Nft version of kpop stans carrying photocards around

This is a Sonichu medallion. Let that sink in.

The NFT medallion is actually clingier than Chris-chan's sonichu one 👀

Hate these projects. They don’t *do* anything and people still make it their whole life.

As a I had a phase where I'd wear a dog collar (an actual collar from the pet store) to be "alternative" and somehow that is way more cringe than my 14 yo ass

I will pay someone to make a copy of these with memory card full of all NFT images, just to piss them off.

After a stressfull day Kira shitting on stupid NFT crap and a good beer is exactly what I need.

6:41 You were soo close! you had the opportunity to say "he's wearing he's NFT medallion like he's Chris Chan with he's Sonichu medallion" and you didn't take it. For shame!

Had a long day and that was a good laugh... Thank you

I think the difference between being super into star wars and NFTs is depth. Being super into NFTs is no deeper then being super into woodchips. Funny parody video idea actually, just have people wear woodchip necklaces and being like "oh wow, super nice woodchip! What kind of wood bro? Let's get married yo."

I realized im a psycho when i discord streamed for friends and they saw that everything i was using was in light mode.

"If you walk around looking like a dork, maybe other dorks will fuck you" is actually a marketing strategy as old as time. That's more or less how all fashion works.

Inb4 it comes out that it is mayor security risk, getting phones hacked

So it's a dogshit smartwatch with less hardware and no strap, for the same price, that only does one function. Man, I'm in the wrong line of work.

"...just run before they start bringing out the ceremonial daggers." THAT killed me :D :D :D wonderful vid

That happens all the time when I learn a new word. Never heard it my whole life. Then after learning it...see it like 3 times in 2 days. lol.

Ceremonial daggers. Yes.

The mere existence of the word "phygital" makes me want to punch walls

I'd love a cute little bracelet or necklace that displays pngs of my choice! But nothing to do with nfts, just like a locket that can holdd thousands of pictures instead of one.

Honestly, if it was like a $20 keychain or a phone strap where you could program it to change it to different images or something that would be pretty cool.

Oh.. i didnt know i needed this in my life. Thank you.

Fashion and nfts together is like trying to combine garbage and ice cream. It doesn't work.

"I'll shit on something else tomorrow." -Kira

This reminds me of when I put my notch-ear pichu on my pokewalker and then lost it. So sad. Still hurts.

If you want to "own" a piece of art, commission someone for it and for the rights to it. It would actually be cheaper. That also *actually* gets the artists paid.

The sad part is, somebody, out there, think that this is a good idea.

Someone gifted me rainbow earrings in Decentraland a while back. I'd wear them, but they're in Decentraland.

I went through incredible olympic level mental gymnastics to understand what "Fashion device for NFTs and games" means and I failed There's an element in that phrase that I'm probably not understanding correctly...

Anyone seen wearing one of these should be publicly mocked until they wet themselves.

Studies show light mode adjusted for room brightness is better for your eyes than dark mode.

This kind of item being worn by anyone tells the rest of us that you have way too much money to throw around, and makes you a target for straight up robbery. It practically screams, "I'm a silly crypto-bro! Please rob me!" The third option is a key ring of a sort. That's what they mean by carabiner.

what could be better on a wednesday night than kira's nft crypto space adventures? Only kira's kickstarter adventures but ill settle for this one

This is literally those spiderman watches you got for 4 year olds in the 90s

I think the only way this could get worse was if it was radioactive, like those anti-5G trinkets.

I can only hope it stores the actual NFT so the laughs over this can continue. 😏

I'm into crypto, crypto gaming and nfts and I love your channel 😂 spot on observations

i just discovered the word "phygital" from this video, and "phygital" is now my most hated word i've ever heard in my life

🤦🤦And the taxi part..."get the product, get the girl"; one of the most ancient of ad ploys... 🤦🤦🤦 What would really be fun is a device that immediately follows the URL of someone else's NFT and immediately displays it on your device (or phone). "Hey cool! I just stole it for later, see?"

Looking at this thumbnail and all I can see is "Sonichu Medallion" 😂😂

I'm pretty sure my basic ass "smartwatch" could do this with ANY image without needing a receipt

"Hay chack out my NFT on my NFT watch. I bought it for $24,000. It's now worth $24. I've lost everything and cry my self to sleep every night."

Your sense of humor never fails to make me laugh.

How fascinating. Marketing things you can have all on your phone anyway minus the last goofy part. The pitch for this would be great for a dragon's den episode.

If two people's eyes meet over NFT medalions, that could be as bad as inbreading if they have children.