you should apply for a job at one of these channels, you'd make a killing bro

I am taking this as scientific fact

You mean head canon?

@@deadaccount03791 T-Rex wasn't too big to chase down prey. It was in fact too big to move at all, and lived in a sandy funnel and ate whatever fell inside, like an antlion. Sauropods were in the same situation and used their long necks to graze on the grass around their hole.

@@EvetheFurry no I don't believe it. Like I said, it's my baseless speculation, lol

you clearly haven’t heard of the dababy convertible megalodon if you think this is scary

oh no... not the fearsome pinkish-beige crabzilla... i swear i coudn't sleep for weeks when i was a kid because of it!

Fear the crabcat

Bro didnt remember the cyan king alpha sigma male T. rex from the Middle Ages 💀💀💀

@@tricerachaidinomanv2 it's underwater version* I hate seeing these guys in my rivers

And they continue talking in the exact same tone, as if it was the same shit

I was getting strong Spirit Science vibes from this ngl

He said "according to scientists" so it must be true...

Actually almost the first thing it said was the megelodon is bigger than any animal in the ocean today, which is definitely not true.

@@xavier84623 i did't even notice that lol

The your mom megalodon was the biggest, it wasn't the longest shark but it was definitely the thickest

​@@scottvelez3154especially its back side

​@@SilverbackJellybottomno that title goes to the intercontenia megalodon

⁠@@tbc1880found the spc agent Search up spc 169 spc not scp

@@tbc1880 Ah yes, the only megalodon native to the shore of Wome

Blue Eyes White Goblin Shark

​@@kevingluys3063was waiting for the reference

⁠@@kevingluys3063But what if.. The 5 pieces of Megzodia!

⁠@@ergiop6772i use pot of crabzeed and draw additional 3 cards! 2 cards*

Well I like blue and white color schemes so is it wrong that I want this to be real

Shit was so wild, it actually got him questioning reality!

so verifying to confirm something is bullshit = gaslight? bro gaslighting isnt real. its literally something twitter freaks came up with, just like "dog whistle"

It's with almost every predator animal that they don't kill for fun. Hunting prey takes up energy, why would they waste it? Humans only kill for fun now that we have basically unlimited food and can stuff ourselves while killing another animal.

Yeah, like you need enough intelligence to kill for no reason, like humans or dolphins. If you're just driven by instincts you can't do that.

Its like they think sharks are the cats of the sea

@@slyfox7452 Nurse Sharks are the cats of the sea, and you cannot change my mind. They even curl up...sorta.

⁠@@thunderspark1536So how dumb are Sharks? Because there’s no shortage of animals that will just kill for fun or because they can.

Idk lol

not decent, dubious at best

That video attacked from below like a lazy gray megalodon!

Gotta love AI

i didn't even see the "bs" part 😭 i read you're comment like "video really went from descent facts to to be so fast 💀🙏

Shit, was that why i thought i saw a giant shark climb a tree?

So I wasn't weird for thinking that squirrel looked funny with all of its fins and extra tons added

enough.

@@flamboyantroach Im calling the cops

My dream to feel that

YOU ARE DISGUSTING WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT

@@DungEnjoyerrHUH

It's true, he is their communicator and protector. He is in contact with the Trench Megaladons who would prefer we didn't know they existed. AVNJ is actually secretly the Red Megaladon in disguise.

@@danielled8665 megalodon spokesperson

All five of them.

He's keeping them safe from the Eel Pit guy. It's a thankless task, but a necessary one.

Some people think dinosaurs didn’t exist?

​@@Beepers559yes, their explanation is that we haven't seen them in real life and the constant arguing over their appearance i guess

Dinosaurs aren't extinct :)

@@Beepers559Yeah. They usually are also „Evolution is fake and the planet is 6k years old“ people.

@@Beepers559 I was watching another video earlier and there was a dude in the comments who thought evolution, dinosaurs, and space were fake.

I was hoping for some reverse clickbait by pretending to be a conspiracy video and then actually countering misinformation.

Why would misinformation necessarily sell better than truth? Click bait can exist for true things, after all

But the TRUE final boss... Crabzilla! Except not just any plain Crabzilla, this one's 200 time more deadly, the Space Crabzilla, with shell made out of crystals and you can't see it because its living inside the Red Eye of Jupiter!

And of course Merman John Cena.

I think you're right

Holy shit I think you’re right

oh no that actually makes sense

Thats so sad and hilarious

I want that to be used as evidence now

Dababy convertible megalodon

the great old megalodons

You mean everyone doesn't know about the space megalodon? I thought we all knew that our entire galaxy is in its stomach.

Goddamn, I would buy a book about Space meg 🤔

Well, they could have measured the bite force of an animal before it went extinct.

@@Boltscrap do you know any nautiluses with psi measuring tools? Humans weren’t around for a long while until after the meg died and even if we were we wouldn’t have the technology to measure bite forces accurately, nor would we have the motivation to.

Funniest part is that those two silhouettes are not even different species. They both are just megalodon, with red being a more conservative estimate while grey us the most extreme one.

​@user-eh1tv9pj2d I think whats funny is how Im very casual when it comes to zoology and other animal research but what you said is something that even I knew when coming across charts describing animal sizes. Like how did that guy making the video seriously look at that chart and assume that the red Megalodon was a legit separate species lmao??

Yes. I've been coming across crap like this a lot lately.

Holding little rifles with bayonets at the end

He meant trench coats. Megalodon is actually three great whites in a trench coat.

Megalodon went extinct in World War II

More like access to inaccurate information

@@D-OW both work

It’s sad but it makes sense- good info is _hard._ It requires so much effort. You have to find trustworthy sources, fact check, and a lot of the most trustworthy sources are either _super_ fucking long and hard to read (esp if you have ADHD like I do; makes research papers a real pain in the ass), or are blocked behind expensive paywalls. Meanwhile, misinformation is built to get attention- it’s short, it’s flashy, it’s interesting, and most of all it’s accessible and free because they get their money from the clicks, not from you paying for their books or PDFs- plus it requires _much_ less research and money to make these misinfo videos, so no matter what they do, they’re making a profit, unlike the scholarly things which put in a ton of effort and need their work reimbursed. Also, you don’t have to fact check, you’re expected to turn your brain off and accept it rather than think critically.

No amount of any information will help with achieving utopia. The idea of ever expanding, never ending progress is cancerous and informational flooding of digital age has been disasterous for human well being. Stop seeking progress and start seeking harmony. And yes, I'm commenting this under a stupid shark video.

@@EndertheDragon0922 What if I tell you that many "scholarly works" are made deliberately inaccessible in paywalled academic journals in order to conceal them from the public, because of you read them, you will realize that huge potion of them are bullshit? These only exist so people could cite them in order to give legitimacy to their own agenda, nobody actually reads or verifies them post-publishing, and the publishing itself is ensured by ideological consensus in academia with peer review being a complete joke everywhere outside of very hard sciences for decades. Wouldn't that be crazy?

I was just thinking that, it sounds very off, like it starts a sentence then part way into it begins a new sentence. Could the narration be AI as well?

@@user-zp4ge3yp2o I am also pretty certain they use AI narration too. Something about the way the narrators talk always sounds so lifeless and mechanical, and often the narrators sound the same across numerous channels, plus there are at least three videos that go on about red megalodon being more dangerous than megalodon, which makes it likely they're all from the same content farm using the same tech to produce their videos.

Yup, I learned about this by watching Kyle Hill's "KZfaq's Science Scam Crisis". They're basically all just AI-generated content farms.

But we don't have the pointy teeth

​@@LenaFerrariHuman bites will do damage, a human bite can make someone bleed if hard enough. Also, our canines are definitely sharp enough to hurt.

​@helenaferrarifederico9862 as somebody who has 2 sets of canines for some reason, I would like to disagree! (I've bitten people and drawn blood before. great self defense, btw)

Humans are capable of biting fingers off by aiming at the joints with the molars. Soft fleshly areas are no problem. So despite not having that high of a bite force we still can have nasty bites. Especially, with also the fact we have high levels of bacteria in our mouths and can cause infections with even minor bites.

​@@LenaFerrariif you feel around your teeth, you can feel some pointy edges. It might be dull, but you can penetrate skin if you bite hard enough.

Plus ark is canonically a video game so it's fine if whatever aliens or who (i forgot) created it were provided inaccurate information on the animals

@@plum8503 I haven't been keeping up ARK lore for a while so I might be a little rusty but from what I can remember the Ark's were made by the Homo Deus (fictional future human species) after the Element outbreak ravaged Earth, in order to both preserve life and to train survivors (who are all cloned historical figures) to one day overcome the plague and restore earth, and the creatures were all made by the Ark's AI overseer's with DNA from various species (extinct, modern and future), and were created with specific goals or functions in mind (such as the wyverns which were created specifically as a punishment for the survivors for stagnating, or the dodo's, which are mass produced to be an easy, always present food source for both survivors and other creatures). This applies to all of the maps pre-abberation, Abberation and onwards the rest of the creatures are just mutants created by Element exposure/Rockwell's experimentation.

As a reformed ARK player, I went out of my way to find the orange creatures

It would be so funny if an orange megalodon was actually found, and then an ARK player just showed up like: "AYO WHAT LVL IS THAT MEG"

Maybe its a communist, or a MAGA supporter

And tectonic shifts raising their breeding waters above sea level didn't help

Also the fact that lyviathan Melville and other similar toothed whales both preyed on and occupied the same niche as megalodon, similar to orcas and great whites. So the whales probably outpaced megalodon on an adult level, and great whites and other smaller sharks outpaced them on a juvenile level

Wait that sounds really cool- I hope you get noticed a lot sooner than me when I do streak comments.

I sign this petition

@@berhonkusbardledoo Good God that "-" is cringe. Stop trying to be relatable/quirky, it's a youtube comment section not a roblox lobby full of little kids who are still growing up on whatever crap is made on Gacha and YT shorts.

hey, I'll check this game out at least. sounds neat.

"play"

Sadly it seems to be very young people who might even grow up constantly believing it. I’m glad I never clung onto these channels as a young autistic person whose special interest was (and still mostly is) prehistoric creatures. I have a friend who is a young person, they’re like me and they’re still into these videos. They even argued with me when I said we should trust scientists and scientific knowledge. It’s scary stuff this, I wish I could get through to them.

Is that second channel AVNJ?

@@plum8503 Nope, one is by "Top Discovery" and the other is by "The Ultimate Discovery".

I found a third one by "Wild Life" And I noticed the thumbnails are just a picture of a movie scene photoshopped lol

Cthulhu? You mean the bloop?

-_-

It’s the shiny Pokémon of megalodons

Fimsh

Fihsmn

Ghonti

fosh

NO WEEVIL CAM 😭😭😭