The Most Confusing Movie I Have Ever Seen

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FOLKS! A ton of you guys have told me to make a video about the movie "Dancing Ninja", and I don't want anybody to be mad at me so I did it! It is by far the most confusing movie I have ever seen, and I had to rewatch it 3 times to understand it...and I still don't! Come along as we take a closer look at the weird mess of a film that is....Dancing Ninja.
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@translucentbear 4 жыл бұрын

As a gay bloke, unable to harvest the power of perving on 2 dimensional female characters, I'll never achieve my dream of being a ninja.

@ellagreene1742 4 жыл бұрын

underrated comment 👏😂

@fkhan2006 4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@Anna-zz4mr 4 жыл бұрын

i cry laughed at this

@virginiacanfield2307 4 жыл бұрын

as a lesbian, sucks to be u lol

@ninaplaksin9089 3 жыл бұрын

@@virginiacanfield2307 We hold all the power >:)

@zolengeb.7629 4 жыл бұрын

“Somewhere in Asia” okay cool, I’ll assume they’re in Uzbekistan

@emiliew5553 3 жыл бұрын

they're obviously in Dubai, nuh doy

@user-rq4te9ci9l 3 жыл бұрын

Yo wait that’s my home country this is the first time I’ve heard anyone even remotely know where that is lmao I think this is neat

@bipo819 3 жыл бұрын

Cool they are now in North Korea

@mikaroni_and_cheez 3 жыл бұрын

Wow they're in the majority of Kazakhstan

@Daniel-gh4sq 3 жыл бұрын

No they are in the heart of mother russia

@treedeerthethingy4812 2 жыл бұрын

9:25 fun fact, it's bad to put your chopsticks standing up in a bowl of rice, because it resembles the incense they use at funerals. whatever researchers they hired were really bad at their jobs. also, that rice is clearly uncooked.

@basilmahyoub3607 2 жыл бұрын

perhaps it could be a foreshadowing that his sensei is gonna die in the dojo and the location of where the uncooked rice hit Ryan is where the bullet was fired.

@treedeerthethingy4812 2 жыл бұрын

@@basilmahyoub3607 Potentially, but I don't really feel I wanna give that much credit to the writers of this film.

@blitzyblook3315 2 жыл бұрын

how do you regularly leave it? i wanna know

@treedeerthethingy4812 2 жыл бұрын

@@blitzyblook3315 I think you either put them to the side or horizontally on top of the bowl.

@camille1324 2 жыл бұрын

Haha I doubt they bothered to hire any researchers

@triskaidekapho13ic 3 жыл бұрын

LOL my boyfriend walked in for the 'flying-at-boobs-scene' and his reaction: "What incel directed that!?"

@supervegito8340 2 жыл бұрын

That’s a good reaction to have. Swear to god this is an incel weebs fever dream.

@ohana9238 2 жыл бұрын

Blessed boyfriend lmao

@thequeenofcringe1585 2 жыл бұрын

That’s some good shit right there

@gasterthemaster6490 Жыл бұрын

@@thequeenofcringe1585 are you everywhere I go?

@guaranteedtopwn 3 ай бұрын

doubt it

@ReservoirFibers 4 жыл бұрын

That rat tail is literally a clip on. The color isn’t even right lol!

@jedithekitten8891 4 жыл бұрын

Reservoir Fibers Good.

@ReservoirFibers 4 жыл бұрын

It’s too funny lol!

@ari1758 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao! Ikr?!

@kass_G59 4 жыл бұрын

Well obviously 😂

@ReservoirFibers 4 жыл бұрын

Cuppa Tae I cant with it lol

@GranolaBars11 4 жыл бұрын

The fact that the movie is set "Somewhere in Asia," has Japanese characters, uses Japanese culture (ninja), but has a mix of Korean- and Chinese-style settings and uses a mixture of Korean and Japanese language for all of the writings tells me all that I need to know about it. The creators were too lazy to even pick research actual Japanese culture so they decided to throw in all the east Asian things lmao

@errorfours 3 жыл бұрын

welcome to east-asia town babey!!!

@umbral_echo 3 жыл бұрын

I scrolled down to the comments hoping to a comment like this lmao. I started laughing when I saw the ninja tryouts sign and saw it was in Korean. Also, the sign doesn't even have "ninja tryout" at all in the sign. The sign translates to "Recruitment of new members."

@certainlynobody9287 3 жыл бұрын

@@umbral_echo OH GOD I THOUGHT THE TWO YEARS IN WHICH I TOOK KOREAN WERE FOR NOTHING BC I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE IT SAID NINJA TRYOUT SO READING THIS COMMENT MADE ME SO RELIEVED

@umbral_echo 3 жыл бұрын

certainly nobody lmao it’s okay, just poor translation~

@TuckyBlue 3 жыл бұрын

It’s actually in nepal

@phoebe1025 2 жыл бұрын

It’s like this movie couldn’t decide between being a disney flick, horny white boy movie, or a really racially-insensitive kung fu knock-off. Props to whatever ungodly trixter brought this idea to Earth

@raimarulightning 11 күн бұрын

*trickster Trix are for kids, unlike this movie

@sofiaoronaa 2 жыл бұрын

the stereotypical “oriental” music, japanese ninjas, korean writing, traditional chinese structures and clothing should tell you everything you need to know about this movie and it’s directors. jeez 😭

@benjaminstevens4468 9 ай бұрын

Not to mention the kung fu

@redvinet6591 4 жыл бұрын

If you told me that you watched a movie where Ryan from High School Musical beat up a property brother in the midst of his journey to be come dancing ninja I would assume it was a fever dream

@isildlc2150 4 жыл бұрын

And who was trained by the sports teacher in glee

@sillysillygoosegoose7491 4 жыл бұрын

Isild LC and David Hasselhoff if the villain

@thisaccountsucks3225 3 жыл бұрын

And he’s fucking dating Elisa Estrada

@madann56 3 жыл бұрын

And who’s to say it wasn’t?

@PolyPocketPole 3 жыл бұрын

I think it still is

@almagundelach1256 4 жыл бұрын

If I had a dime for every time Kurtis said “if I had a dime” then I would be rich enough to make my own super weird movie that doesn’t make sense

@nepetah3130 4 жыл бұрын

I bet Curtis could make a dime off of reviewing it.

@almagundelach1256 4 жыл бұрын

Nepeta H it would be a dream come true lol

@richbrownsberger5452 4 жыл бұрын

I mean this movie probably only cost 2 dimes

@he.said.teenjiejer 4 жыл бұрын

MrTinyCat wym it cost 1 dimes

@irfanraza-lz3ye 4 жыл бұрын

Actually It was a penny 🤯🤯🤯🤯

@harrystyles705 2 жыл бұрын

"If you have a birthmark on your body that kind of looks like something, that's what you are, dude!" Kurtis re-discovers cutie marks

@HerHollyness 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like Lucas Grabeel did this to escape being stereotyped as ‘the gay one’ after Ryan. But like… this is not it, bro.

@blokvader8283 Жыл бұрын

"I'm not gay, I swear, boobies are what give me energy, bro!"

@hannahbrady6869 10 ай бұрын

Let’s be honest. I think my man just needed a paycheck 😂

@eri5867 3 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised they were even able to get asian actors for this offensive ass movie

@elwiwi43 3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@damaigyin1273 3 жыл бұрын

money

@karaleigh_eva 3 жыл бұрын

I think it’s too shitty to be offensive

@jasperrosa1369 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that the setting is "somewhere in asia" proves that

@slimyfarts5630 3 жыл бұрын

a paycheck is a paycheck i guess

@ghoulthefool4596 5 жыл бұрын

ah, kurtis lake. my favorite place to visit in kurtistown

@chupawup4517 5 жыл бұрын

Ah to sit in kurtis park on a warm day and take a trip kurtis market just before going home to switch on kurtis news on kurtis tv.

@theelectricant98 5 жыл бұрын

you wouldnt understand. its a kurtsi thing

@eid6584 5 жыл бұрын

We need merch of a t shirt with a map of kurtistown with kurtis lake on it

@yaelgarcia7018 5 жыл бұрын

L _ ya know my favorite place in kurtistown is probably yee yee university

@thanksman4897 4 жыл бұрын

Kurtis lake was where I baptized my two children, Kurtis and Kurtis. They grow up so fast here in Kurtis town. They start YYU tomorrow *sheds a kurtis tear*

@eviehowlett2535 2 жыл бұрын

as someone who used to practice circus arts, I know the hula hoop thing requires balance and strength to perfect. that said, it does look a little odd in a ninja movie.

@Cheshirecatspawpads 3 жыл бұрын

the way they just stuck the chopsticks into the rice bowl like they did in 9:28 is no joke one of the most offensive table manners in Japan... well done on your research Dance Ninja

@DocBree13 Жыл бұрын

But - evidently it’s okay in the Korean-and-English-speaking Japanese parts of “somewhere in Asia” ;)

@lemin0u Жыл бұрын

omg i thought so too. such lazy and bad writing

@daddy_warbuxx 5 жыл бұрын

Corbin Bleu sang the words, “I don’t dance” while Ryan countered with the argument, “I say you can.” smh Kurtis

@gracerogers9634 5 жыл бұрын

daddy__warbuxx finally, somebody acknowledges the truth!!

@necrofeline 5 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU i was about to say the same. smh

@josiesimon6161 5 жыл бұрын

Im glad somebody said it

@cordeliax8972 5 жыл бұрын

i was on my way to comment that lmao

@gargisharma1654 5 жыл бұрын

tHANK YOU

@grilledcheese5000 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that he is the ONLY person dressed like that is throwing me for a loop. Where tf did he get his inspiration for flannel, a rat tail, and those godawful socks if nobody he knows dresses like that??

@starringakasha6966 3 жыл бұрын

he's a trendsetter 😌

@kpapi2454 3 жыл бұрын

he went thrifting at goodwill

@crazygirls9000 3 жыл бұрын

white people genes apparently

@aliaborders4146 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@notwerkinginthishouse8634 3 жыл бұрын

@@crazygirls9000 "white people"

@MellSayzHi 2 жыл бұрын

I don't know what shocked me more the Property Brother or the fact I was convinced Ryan was La Douche's son and there was gonna be this whole 'you may be my dad but you're not my father' y'know, an actual arc.

@Magna_Carta5 2 жыл бұрын

He never, at any point, hit the correct DDR arrows. Even when they pretended he was a "good" dancer, still missed every single arrow. I would know, I used to do "End of the Century" on maniac, I'm something of a DDR expert. Lol

@PossiblyAlena 5 жыл бұрын

“You can’t be a ninja if you’re a virgin.” -Kurtis Conner, 2019

@izzymartino6319 4 жыл бұрын

facts right there. facts.

@leewhite4955 4 жыл бұрын

I love taking out of context screenshots from Kurtis’s video. Some of my favourites are “oh drugging your boyfriend without his consent cool cool cool” and “blood type: puka”

@redacted5078 4 жыл бұрын

Oh noooo

@Lol-frbiotch 16 күн бұрын

Still iconic almost 5 years later

@leewhite4955 4 жыл бұрын

- orphan found by man “somewhere in Asia” in random box - man somewhere in Asia owns restaurant of sorts - orphan ends up being a ninja Kung Fu Panda?

@zmatics 4 жыл бұрын

Hailey White holy fuck

@bluebu2002 4 жыл бұрын

- Villain who wants a scroll

@leewhite4955 4 жыл бұрын

Jesara Holt oh my god the hole keeps getting deeper

@sashat3632 4 жыл бұрын

Thats exactly what I was thinking

@Cyphynte 4 жыл бұрын

Villain was also trained by the guy who trains protagonist

@Kookiiss 2 жыл бұрын

"He has a rat tail" *future Kurtis laughing in mullet*

@DocBree13 Жыл бұрын

💀

@miakpupgigi6489 2 жыл бұрын

Wait so does this mean that all the female ninjas are bi or gay? You have to date a girl to be a ninja.....

@DocBree13 Жыл бұрын

Not date, per se

@vakarebaranauskaite6691 Жыл бұрын

Id be a great female ninja then lmao

@avril6922 Жыл бұрын

So Kimi lost her powers when she fucked Ryan

@pissfart8009 Жыл бұрын

YAY I CAN BE A NINJA!!

@user-dg6ot1so4q 11 ай бұрын

Lesbian ninjas :D

@dollgrl 5 жыл бұрын

*“somewhere in asia”* doesn’t this movie know they’re talking about a whole ass continent including completely different countries like india lmao

@folieadont6870 4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist, it was in Russia the entire time...

@appalochian 4 жыл бұрын

"somewhere in asia" > korean text everywhere

@parkchimmin7913 4 жыл бұрын

Lo Why are there ninjas in Korea lmao?

@nana-qn1zc 4 жыл бұрын

@@appalochian So is that place like a mixture of Korean and Japanese culture. MINDBLOWN lmao

@whtenoize2847 4 жыл бұрын

@@nana-qn1zc maybe its actually like chinatown in london or sumn

@roria2219 5 жыл бұрын

You know what Kurtis? It's very good to see *YOU* again.

@Plsdontlook 5 жыл бұрын

roria •ᴗ• fucking tell him !

@pornesianparapio5145 5 жыл бұрын

Jack Barnes // Yeah, now he has to suscribe to you roria

@hussammustafa5267 5 жыл бұрын

I'm getting Keanu Reeves vibes

@cheshiregerena3060 5 жыл бұрын

Next video we should mob the comments greeting him

@symlees3357 5 жыл бұрын

@@cheshiregerena3060 yes

@rolanslide8509 2 жыл бұрын

"Ryan had a song called I Don't Dance in HSM2 so why is he dancing" how dare you misinterpret Ryan's profession of love for Chad in this way

@jakub.kantner Ай бұрын

Scrolled to far for this comment

@neonflights5951 2 жыл бұрын

You know, watching this video in 2022, after the Atlanta Spa shootings, I feel like this movie encapsulates/is rife with the unessacary sexualization of asian women+ the exploitation of asian women (his adoptive mother and his adoptive father making videos of her aren't played off as them even just having fun, but they're depicted as directly making and marketing softcore p0rn. And while there's nothing wrong with that in real life, the way its depicted in this movie is really, extremely problematic for a lot of its insinuations). Especially with the way that the white male protag "unlocks" his powers by groping/ogling asian women's bodies. It gets even worse with the two asian women actively FIGHTING for him. Not for anything actually related to the plot, they're just fighting each other because they thirst for him, for some fucking reason. Its toxic and represents everything wrong about the way that media has depicted asian women, the way their bodies are objectified and utilized as a means to an end for the benefit of men, and the cringe fantasies of asian women viewing each other as competition over a random ass boy.

@maribethmorgan7886 Жыл бұрын

:/ This was a very insightful and heartbreaking comment. Movies depict actions that literally fall under assault and sexual coercion towards women all the time, and they paint it as light hearted fun. It’s very troubling to me that I have had to define what r*pe, SA, and sexual pressure is to some men who are genuinely good intentioned people but society normalized actions that are disgusting and evil. This movie is repulsive for not only that reason, but because it’s geared towards young men. It takes that perspective towards women and turns the lens on Asian women in a way that is uniquely dangerous. The constant sexualization, infantilization, submissiveness, and normalized and ENCOURAGED sexual assault is reflected in the way tv, movies, media, anime, and (mostly) white men treat Asian women. I really hope that one day there is a push to hold these types of depictions accountable for the assaults, attacks, and prejudice towards Asian women. This movie as a whole, and any movie that usually depicts a white hero in an Asian country usually is centered around just dog shitting on Asian culture…and I can’t even imagine being Asian and seeing that terrible depiction everywhere. I remember the terrible ways kids would tease Asian students, and I know most of it comes from these types of movies. Thank you for your comment, as much as I love kurtis, sometimes I wish he would give deeper takes when there’s so much disgusting shit involved in a movie or whatever it is he’s talking about.

@AK-mo9pj Жыл бұрын

The fact that these sort of movies are made for kids, maybe teens, just, dear lord, what even is the thought processes behind this? Writers for these sort of kid/ teen movies can tell any story, literally anything else, but they keep doing racist crap over and over? Who greenlights this sort of trash?

@hayley6236 Жыл бұрын

I'm so tired of the hypersexualisation of women's bodies, I'm so tired

@raimarulightning 11 күн бұрын

Wild that that's what made you realise this.

@Machouseproductions 3 жыл бұрын

This is like Kung Fu Panda except it's less culturally sensitive, less mature, but more horny for some reason.

@sameerakhanna2602 3 жыл бұрын

I was literally searching for a comment like this. Why isnt anybody talking about how it's so similar to Kung Fu Panda😂

@ghostisnotaghost8873 3 жыл бұрын

@@sameerakhanna2602 nobody wants to insult kung fu panda like that

@Champion_Vapor 3 жыл бұрын

its like kung fu panda but everything good about it is gone

@shrub5770 3 жыл бұрын

@@Champion_Vapor "Kung Fu Panda, but everything about it is bad."

@NeutralGuyDoubleZero 3 жыл бұрын

Was literally gonna comment how every parent buying these stupid kung and ninja parodies for their kids needs to just get kung fu panda. It's such an opposite to this in the best way possible lol

@omon1128 4 жыл бұрын

This is just a 30 year old weeb's fever dream

@morcoroni 4 жыл бұрын

Meme Machine underrated comment

@Xvladin 4 жыл бұрын

Not enough lolis

@omon1128 4 жыл бұрын

@Ari A. Or maybe it's the dude who posted the "beaten up by Chinese Chad" story's fever dream

@Lucien_M 4 жыл бұрын

This is just Naruto but if you only watched pervy sensei

@heylol9166 3 жыл бұрын

nahh this movie is like shot in Korea and they are chinese??? saying somewhere in japan. LMFAO

@RedOshawott23 2 жыл бұрын

21:28 Missed opportunity to say “LaDouche is LaDead”. Stupid but would’ve been funny.

@charliecaruso344 Жыл бұрын

I just can’t stop laughing at the sentence: “anime dad is being interrogated by le douche.” 😂😂😂

@Random-sk6hm Жыл бұрын

I actually peed a little reading this comment 😭

@alishaamado6799 5 жыл бұрын

maybe he would be better at dancing if he faced the screen that displays the steps to take

@WhutADrag 4 жыл бұрын

He wasn't even stepping on any of the buttons. He didn't hit a single step, he completely failed at DDR lmao

@junkoenoshima7093 4 жыл бұрын

*korean symbols* *japanese ninjas* *chinese flags and buildings* *very American man* Makes sOo much sense

@aishwaryap.2230 4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Worldwide

@farting358 4 жыл бұрын

nice pfp

@junkoenoshima7093 4 жыл бұрын

@@farting358 haha you too man.

@azag2422 4 жыл бұрын

exactly like wow so much research is put in this fking movie

@destinysaye5217 4 жыл бұрын

@@aishwaryap.2230 i screamed lmaoooo

@myloveisgod 2 жыл бұрын

this whole movie sounds like a fever dream, but i lost my fucking mind when a property brother came out

@tacticalmisandrist 2 жыл бұрын

Dude 🤦🏻‍♀️ even the rice bowl with the chopsticks sticking straight up is offensive, it’s like they went out of their way to use every problematic stereotype or misinterpretation of Japanese culture

@hhhh-pz9uj 4 жыл бұрын

“women ain’t property, brother” how do i subscribe to someone twice?

@username-mk4qv 4 жыл бұрын

Simp jk I ain’t a fucking 8-year-old

@excuseu2563 3 жыл бұрын

Reanne Argh they had in the first half not gonna lie

@ziya31 3 жыл бұрын

Make another account

@skooter__ 3 жыл бұрын

@@username-mk4qv omg I was boutta go off

@PolyPocketPole 3 жыл бұрын

Join

@alanephane1337 5 жыл бұрын

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson? I prefer Kurtis 'The Lake' Conner.

@ghy9rc754 4 жыл бұрын

HAS NOBODY NOTICED THAT THIS IS EXACTLY KUNG FU PANDA BUT WITH HUMANS?!

@camillecomtodooamor9751 4 жыл бұрын

Wait. *The Rock and Dwayne Johnson are THE SAME PERSON?*

@wolfandraven891 4 жыл бұрын

@@ghy9rc754 Except with boobs

@WakiKat 4 жыл бұрын

Fantastic 16/10 Would totally read again

@jordyndasovic2081 4 жыл бұрын

Neil “The Grass” Tyson

@TurnerTsinniejinnie 2 жыл бұрын

I am actually impressed by Ryan in this movie, I think him and his rat tail might even have what it takes to get a nomination for horniest weasel!

@Elori92 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that 'ninja tryout' was written in Korean makes me laugh so much

@sydniemartin8843 5 жыл бұрын

kurtis you didnt say erectile dyspunchin and i am very sad about it

@toyotapriuslvr69 5 жыл бұрын

Erectile dysfightion would also work

@sydniemartin8843 5 жыл бұрын

@Anna Tomlinson thats genius

@jennifernguyen8251 5 жыл бұрын

also erectile dancefunction

@youssef4170 5 жыл бұрын

can some one explain???

@youssef4170 5 жыл бұрын

nvm

@netti6010 4 жыл бұрын

* raised somewhere in Asia since a baby by Asian parents * - *has American accent* - *dresses American* - *seems to not understand anything about Asian culture* makes sense.

@katelivewire 4 жыл бұрын

Me honestly HAHA

@nickv.3573 4 жыл бұрын

Wut

@ezraf.7759 4 жыл бұрын

and white as fuck

@leewhite4955 4 жыл бұрын

It makes perfect sence. I was born and raised in the United States by white parents and I don’t speak a single word of English.

@alexjames4704 4 жыл бұрын

I was raised in Vietnam by white parents but I am Vietnamese. My parents even tho they lived there for years don’t speak Vietnamese. I don’t know anything about Vietnamese culture. Where I live in Vietnam everyone dresses in jeans and t shirts “American” like. I have an American accent and don’t speak Vietnamese. It’s a bit confusing but it’s a way of life.

@SmokenHash Жыл бұрын

17:21 What do ya mean? Hasselhoff is well known for his cover of hooked on a feeling, they didn't need another reason to put it in the movie. It was just permanently embedded in early 2000s culture.

@theresivy 2 жыл бұрын

17:03 missed opportunity to say “what the *puck* is this movie”

@tori_chiken 4 жыл бұрын

I’m screaming the tryouts sign was in Korean but ninjas are Japanese and the gym has Chinese banners FFUCDKDKDJJF

@deedeexYT 4 жыл бұрын

Why does this always happen

@seigeengine 4 жыл бұрын

probably because nobody cared what language the signs actually were in, as it wasn't an important element of the story.

@dottyContrarian 4 жыл бұрын

@@seigeengine *woah there, a little aggressive*

@seigeengine 4 жыл бұрын

@@suubisuubi because you totally had any kind of intelligent response to mine, and weren't just bitching. Fuck right off with that shit.

@assballs731 4 жыл бұрын

Patricia Cayton FUCKIDNG DEADASSISJHD

@kim_ch1979 4 жыл бұрын

This movie is Asian stereotypes and misogyny: the movie.

@Enel97 4 жыл бұрын

Misogyny? Asian stereotypes yes. Sexualization of women also yes. This movie is horrible and wrong. But this isn't really misogyny. Misos means hate in greek. There isnt hate or prejudice here against women. There is though sexualisation which is completely wrong and creepy. Just lets not use the other word so freely. There is real misogyny out there and its a far bigger problem so using that word casually is damaging to real cases of misogyny

@wendynerd1199 4 жыл бұрын

@@Enel97 pretty sure reducing women to sex objects is hateful. But thanks for mansplaining misogyny.

@Enel97 4 жыл бұрын

@@wendynerd1199 Yikes. You are one of those types. Nevermind. Now as a greek I think I know better what a word originating from my country and its language means regardless of what's between our legs. But that being said Its not like you would be willing to listen.

@Enel97 4 жыл бұрын

@@elizabethkinard572 but...why can't I experience misogyny?

@omon1128 4 жыл бұрын

@@Enel97 Actually, Wendy is kinda right. Since the movie does feature prejudice against women (the idea that women pretty much only exist to fuck dudes in the movie) and is therefore misogyny. And if we're reaching here, it does kinda get to the level of sexual objectification which is also misogyny.

@rachelcookie321 2 жыл бұрын

This feels like the sort of movie my parents would of watched 20 years ago and not even notice how racist it is

@sidthompson9538 9 ай бұрын

I think it’s hilarious that who you first saw “Ryan“ as in a movie severely changes how you see this movie. Because I saw him in food boy before HSM, so I will never see him as anything but food boy.

@snailsoren 5 жыл бұрын

so he's trying to be a ninja, but i see korean letters and a lot of chinese things in this movie .. what

@marielle1590 5 жыл бұрын

zimzalatte exactly. i tried to put it in google translate but it literally doesnt even make up anything. i also translated “ninja tryouts today” and it is no where near what it says lol 😂

@hana_hayashi 5 жыл бұрын

Crow but ninjas are japanese?

@zamiraroza1975 5 жыл бұрын

zimzalatte and ninjas and geishas are Japanese

@cheyennepetersen3417 5 жыл бұрын

that's because it's "somewhere in asia" because wildly diverse cultures are all the same right

@Shmaples 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah i assumed it was China and then I saw the Hangul everywhere and the guy was talking about ninjas and geisha and wtf.. I guess they weren't kidding when they said "somewhere in Asia" lmao.. He lives in an amalgamation of China, Korea and Japan apparently. Honestly it doesn't only come across as lazy but also really rude to treat it like every culture from Asia are all basically the same thing and can be interchanged randomly. sigh. I also don't understand why the main actor couldn't be an Asian person.. we so rarely see it in western media and the actor being white really has no baring on the story anyway... they didn't have to do it.

@tall_child3214 4 жыл бұрын

starting to think this whole movie is just soft porn

@stormyrosebud2878 3 жыл бұрын

Seems to have the same line of reasoning 🤷‍♀️

@Floonter 3 жыл бұрын

O_o

@heylol9166 3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@yumiamiyumi4181 3 жыл бұрын

I mean **bites lip** _it could be_

@muchcry8674 3 жыл бұрын

Soft like Ryan

@thefinkie6459 2 жыл бұрын

Omg, I saw this movie playing in the children's section of a massive ferry while I was on a school trip. It was the most hilarious journey I've experienced. Whoever was in charge of the movies must have had a DVD player and a stack of DVDs in the control room, but they didn't have a remote control. So they'd put in a typical children's movie, like Ice Age, and fiddle around with the buttons on the machine, going up, down, left right for about 10 minutes without finding the play button, then they'd give up and move on to the next DVD. Dancing Ninja was the only one that finally worked, and by that time we were already almost dead from laughter from just watching the helpless struggle with the DVD machine. Then witnessing this weird-ass film that is most definitely NOT a children's film being broadcast on a public ferry was tbh the highlight of the school trip, and remains an iconic moment of my school history.

@juliaparks121 2 жыл бұрын

13:00 is what I sound like trying to describe a dream I had

@aspeno6576 5 жыл бұрын

FOLKS!! *claps aggressively, causing an 8.5 magnitude earthquake*

@999babydoll 5 жыл бұрын

Aspen O i can hear this

@tazzygirl44 5 жыл бұрын

do u also clap along with him like i do? #citizenofkurtistown

@van5122 5 жыл бұрын

I love youuuu💜

@999babydoll 5 жыл бұрын

Dana Whittles absolutely

@etheriusmoon1809 5 жыл бұрын

@@tazzygirl44 yes indeed

@Pepperroni08 4 жыл бұрын

"Somewhere in Asia" was it too hard to just pick one place, one city? Ninjas are Japanese, the whole setting is Chinese, except signs are apparently in Korean. I'm disgusted

@w3ymouth526 4 жыл бұрын

nah dude have you seen "Call Me by Your Name"? theyre just "somewhere in nothern italy" in the movie, no specific place

@w3ymouth526 4 жыл бұрын

thats what the book was called but im pretty sure they set place in a specific city in the movie

@ke6279 4 жыл бұрын

smolbeanharry italy is a generally small country. asia is a huge continent. big difference

@squawkington9369 4 жыл бұрын

smolbeanharry I think “Northern Italy”, a region of a country, is a little more specific than “Asia”, a huge fucking continent. 🤯

@str4yk1dsw0rldd0minati0n 4 жыл бұрын

Lara Maria And I’m pretty sure there’s some in Tai

@yourlocalkpopstan.934 Жыл бұрын

6:55 kurtis, my guy, that whole song was ryan getting chad to dance. he spent a good 4 minutes convincing the jocks that they can dance. so kurtis, get your high school musical shit together please

@ClintJohnsonWriter 4 ай бұрын

I worked in the camera department, and it made as little sense during production as it did after editing. Mitchell, the writer/director told me that it had been green lit as a sequel to his earlier film 'Beverley Hils Ninja', but that the rights had been withdrawnshortly after shooting started. While directing it, he had to rewrite it on the fly to take out anything that could be tied to the earlier film, and reshooting everything that did. It became less and less coherent as the shoot went on, and he was falling behind schedule and budget wasn't going to cover it. About midway, we went on set one morning and they told us that Mitchell had been pulled and Kelly Sandefur was brought in to finish shooting whatever was needed to cobbled together into a film. It did not cobble well.

@awkwardathena434 4 жыл бұрын

This movie was literally written buy a 14 year old boy; nothing else makes sense

@joutatheegg 4 жыл бұрын

Very true

@loyalsdopeness8106 4 жыл бұрын

No I will not buy a 14 year old boy

@anaalina5964 4 жыл бұрын

by* not "buy".

@NellieCollier 4 жыл бұрын

U right

@hibao2414 4 жыл бұрын

This comment was written by a 14 year old

@graciebrade3191 5 жыл бұрын

kurtis PLEASE review the adventures of food boy, it also stars high school musical ryan and it is by far the worst movie ever made, it includes iconic scenes like the one where he cry’s alone in a bathroom after he shoots bread out of his hands. truly a cinematic masterpiece

@christalcavanaugh 5 жыл бұрын

Honestly that’s what I thought this was for some reason. I’ve only seen him in HSM and Switched at Birth

@kath9233 5 жыл бұрын

poor Ryan. Sharpay keeps stealing all the good roles in movies:(

@soy3325 5 жыл бұрын

I remember watching that movie when i was around 10 thinking it was the shit

@sweettea3879 5 жыл бұрын

Food Boy was a guilty pleasure tbh✨

@jusdoriange7930 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao I wanted to comment this as well, a WILD RIDE

@JohnGenericName 2 жыл бұрын

Sabu's actor is the same guy who played Khotun Khan in Ghost of Tsushima. So safe to say he really mellowed out after invading Japan.

@supervegito8340 2 жыл бұрын

No fuckin way? I felt weird when I looked at him. Like I should know who he is. Now I know why

@SmokenHash Жыл бұрын

He's also in Glee 🤭

@idontknowwhatmynameshouldb428 3 жыл бұрын

So you’re telling me the whole time he kicked that can all the way up the street, no soda came out, but as soon as it hits the guys shoe, suddenly it’s half empty

@seigeengine 4 жыл бұрын

Did that guy just.... telekinetically throw a bowl of rice at someone via hip thrusts?

@lukewarmlava2083 4 жыл бұрын

Yes. Yes he did.

@mrigaankamuch 4 жыл бұрын

I havent seen the whole video but now I've seen this comment and now I MUST

@Grace-px5ck 4 жыл бұрын

I do that on Thursdays

@voulajustme513 4 жыл бұрын

PSYCHIC PELVIC THRUSTS!!!!

@ToBe_Continued 4 жыл бұрын

Norah Beattie Well of course the rice wasn't cooked. Have you tried getting cooked white rice out of clothing?

@audrey6643 5 жыл бұрын

Kurtis really does look dead inside every time he gives the extra greeting

@cyanide_lollipop3264 5 жыл бұрын

He secretly hates his subs.

@rrtttln9884 5 жыл бұрын

Just like he said, now he feels like he has to do it He's like forced to do it because otherwise the comment section would go wild in a negative way

@theravenpirate4744 5 жыл бұрын

Audrey wait? What extra greeting

@cyanide_lollipop3264 5 жыл бұрын

@@rrtttln9884 If the absence of his traditional greeting has a negative emotional effect on anyone, it's because they're morons. Lol

@tei4724 5 жыл бұрын

It's kinda like PhillyD with the throat punch thing.

@PBthesquirrel 2 жыл бұрын

20:33 "Figure it out, man." I've revently learned how Canadian this sentence is. Watch Letterkenny

@kiwitheparakeettiger1277 2 жыл бұрын

10:42 virginja

@alyssabrookeg17 3 жыл бұрын

“somewhere in asia” okay, i think it’s safe to say that they’re in kazakhstan

@smwhtok 3 жыл бұрын

Nah, I’m pretty sure they’re in Russia

@californium-2526 3 жыл бұрын

Are you kidding me?! You know that they're also in Anatolia and parts of Azerbaijan, right?!

@JacobPDeIiNoNi 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh they're obviously at the bottom of Lake Baikal smh

@vinylcreeks 3 жыл бұрын

Nah im pretty sure they are in mongolia

@rhubarbdude3347 2 жыл бұрын

Idk man, looks like Belarus to me

@leahbobeaa 3 жыл бұрын

Kurtis: I started saying that intro as a joke, and now I can never stop The citizens of Kurtistown: Except for that ONE time

@shay2218 3 жыл бұрын

I will always remember that moment where I thought... “Did he not do a second greeting?” And now it’s the stuff of legend.

@Thaghettosprincess 3 жыл бұрын

Me! When he didn’t say it that one time it hurt my heart ❤️ lol

@thepeepeepoopooman5612 3 жыл бұрын

What video was that?

@leahbobeaa 3 жыл бұрын

@@thepeepeepoopooman5612 I wish I could remember lol, I think it was before the pandemic tho. Just had to ask because of your name, do you watch CallMeKevin?

@Rosia4309 3 жыл бұрын

Except for those TWO times

@saraelizabeth589 10 ай бұрын

Sorry, I must say Ryan was the one trying to persuade Chad that Chad can dance not the other way around. I know it's a joke but we should all take HSM seriously, especially the 2nd one.

@kathrynmartin7560 2 жыл бұрын

9:27 I know it’s a small detail but when you are eating food with chopsticks, especially with rice, do not stick your chopsticks into your food or rice. This is seen as a curse in Chinese culture. This is taboo and said to bring bad luck because it reminds people of the incense used at funerals.

@aurorajenkins444 4 жыл бұрын

“women ain’t property, brother” subscribed.

@lemoncholy3264 4 жыл бұрын

Aurora Jenkins congrats :) you now get an extra greeting

@nothinghappens9811 4 жыл бұрын

That won me over as well.

@HazeLmao 4 жыл бұрын

Ikr finally a youtuber without slaves! i’m so tired of finding a new youtuber only to discover they have multiple women being kept as property!

@blaseentertainment8863 4 жыл бұрын

Haze IKR, this ALWAYS happens.

@neafeels3116 4 жыл бұрын

I read this as “women ain’t property,brother subscribed” and got really confused

@angrybunnies9664 5 жыл бұрын

I have trouble suspending my disbelief that Ryan from High School Musical is attracted to women.

@michaelhaydenbell 5 жыл бұрын

Yeahhh...that just made everything 10x more off-putting.

@victoriaodegaard1 5 жыл бұрын

And the actor has a longtime girlfriend too

@starzies 5 жыл бұрын

there is no heterosexual explanation for this

@miamiric6051 5 жыл бұрын

Ginger Hernandez Why lol

@Crabernacker 5 жыл бұрын

@@miamiric6051 have you seen high school musical?

@alexbadila1 Жыл бұрын

I now have the strong urge to watch David Hasselhoff's cover of Hooked On A Feelin'.

@elisa.alexander 2 жыл бұрын

So my name is Elisa, but because of the way Kurtis says “Elise Estrada” instead of the just “Elise,” the beginning of Estrada makes it sound like an ‘a’ at the end and I feel so much secondhand flattery it’s actually great. Like thanks dude, I was born in Boston but sure I’ll be a Canadian Queen:3

@Chan-iq7dl 4 жыл бұрын

"What's worse than the accent?" **ad break** "ItChY sCrAtChY aNnOyInG mOsQuItOeS"

@jb-fc2km 3 жыл бұрын

Lol i got pokemon go

@emblanewelius3863 3 жыл бұрын

I got Camilla cabello

@bridgettrenee1157 3 жыл бұрын

“Long hair”

@evelyngregg4666 3 жыл бұрын

Raymour and Flanigan

@koolkat-hq5xc 3 жыл бұрын

They ain't wrong tho

@livia3220 4 жыл бұрын

Everything is written in Korean They speak english Ninjas are Japanese Okay cuz that makes sense

@minererva 4 жыл бұрын

That's kinda racist tbh, they just add random Chinese, Japanese, and Korean things and boom, it's Asian

@princesspuffin8334 4 жыл бұрын

with french subtitles lmao

@Otknoharuka 4 жыл бұрын

Ikr, as a Japanese I’m extremely offended

@elenav.5470 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly qlwkrej19e bruh

@emmakise5182 4 жыл бұрын

they also wore Chinese traditional dresses like, ok......

@radd.ishh_836 Жыл бұрын

My favourite thing about this movie is that they were so desperate to just write a white main character that they made a whole elaborate story to explain the discovery of his baby self Also that they used Korean road signs in a movie presumably set in japan

@victorlolxd7347 Жыл бұрын

My favorite part is the (all Ninjas have girlfriends) thing its just so bizzare and funny 🤣

@Sevenigma777 2 жыл бұрын

The best thing when you find a creator like Kurtis for the first time is that there is years worth of content to binge!

@dazedandconfused2557 4 жыл бұрын

"If you're gonna have a main character of a movie, don't give him a rat tail dude" *sad Jedi noises*

@dazedandconfused2557 4 жыл бұрын

@Jenna W whoops, my bad

@danggoobus5808 4 жыл бұрын

@Jenna W "you crumb" 💀

@kiradozier5795 3 жыл бұрын

smh anakin was different 😔

@tri-angel 3 жыл бұрын

This video is just rattail and sleeveless hoodie slander

@ebrillswan7235 3 жыл бұрын

Every rule has an exception.

@Shepfax 5 жыл бұрын

Ninjas: Japanese Background text and props: Korean Me: Confused

@dropsofchances 5 жыл бұрын

Also calls his dad “Papa-san”....??????

@blackmould 5 жыл бұрын

And isn’t Chi from Chinese culture/belief??

@aletheamukhim5879 5 жыл бұрын

there are also chinese texts

@ka850411 5 жыл бұрын

His father: Hong Konger

@zupergurkan 5 жыл бұрын

That's why he's only somewhere in Asia, I guess😂 maybe it's somewhere in between everything or in a different dimension where Asia is a country and they all share a culture and stuff lol

@obnoxas Жыл бұрын

Ok but Ansel LaDouche is a god-tier villain name

@frozenuruguayball6436 6 ай бұрын

I remember back in the 90s and 2000s they had the best villain names in movies

@EllaAlaina 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen this video multiple times thinking that this movie was before the HSM franchise but no it was right after. He could’ve went on to way better things but I guess not 😭

@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW 3 жыл бұрын

“ *Booby make me strong* “ the movie

@Fernisawake 3 жыл бұрын

Factually correct Booby makes me strong

@zoedaly5703 3 жыл бұрын

"No mommy, I love booby!" - Jarvis Johnson, 2020

@liahamilton8931 2 жыл бұрын

I believe Albert Einstein said that first

@scene.g0re 2 жыл бұрын

@@zoedaly5703 oml I remember dying from that. Please come to my funeral

@supervegito8340 2 жыл бұрын

Cu Chuliann to his wife:

@DapperJazz 3 жыл бұрын

“If you’re gonna have a main character don’t give him a rat tail.” Anakin: **Sweating**

@blokvader8283 2 жыл бұрын

Ikr, that's every Padawan

@ariellemarie6645 2 жыл бұрын

That’s the only acceptable rat tail cause Anakin was hot.

@gingergamer3270 2 жыл бұрын

He really should stay away from lava then (because of the sweating). I'll see myself out, stop booing

@ironmaster6496 2 жыл бұрын

yet the moment he cut it off he bacame evil...HMMMMMM

@SlimThief Жыл бұрын

@@gingergamer3270 I will not stop booing

@hopepapernacky 2 жыл бұрын

I think the animated segments are surprisingly well made.

@kdej-si4vo 2 жыл бұрын

Kurtis calling the dojo “ningym” is hilarious

@birdeynamnam 4 жыл бұрын

it’s weird seeing a movie with the main plot being Ryan Is Straight, when he was definitely gay in the prequels

@britneyspearstodrick1460 4 жыл бұрын

because Ryan from HSM is gay NOT ick, a character in a completely different movie. also "Ryan" isn't always going to play characters that are gay, it's called being diverse and playing different types of characters

@alexanderpumpkin3423 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah Ryan is defiantly gay.

@kaylabusley8870 4 жыл бұрын

Samara Healey legit 😂

@okibelieveyou7047 4 жыл бұрын

@@britneyspearstodrick1460 she/he probably knows that they just find it strange seeing they're favorite actor play this type of character

@guy.7875 4 жыл бұрын

ok I believe you, use they/them pronouns because you don’t know if they identify with he/she pronouns

@Kiwimango95 5 жыл бұрын

Kurtis you fake fan. Chad sang I Don't Dance and Ryan sang back about how he definitely could dance if he tried. Also they were boyfriends and swapped clothes after the song. Unrelated but relevant.

@ochamocha528 5 жыл бұрын

Kay Mingo YOURE AN INTELLECTUAL

@DOPTv2012 5 жыл бұрын

From the comment itself to the replies...everything here is pure gold

@maddyjul07 5 жыл бұрын

poor Taylor 😣

@cheeseekimbap4903 5 жыл бұрын

Ryan totaly made Chad come to terms with his sexuality and they most definitely hookep up that summer.

@mhedzetterstrom5233 5 жыл бұрын

@@cheeseekimbap4903 thank you

@squilliamfancysoniii 2 жыл бұрын

7:28 Me practicing my instrument by playing video games and wondering why I'm still not getting better

@thefilmschlock 2 жыл бұрын

I would like to add that David Hasselhoff is contractually obligated to sing a song every time he’s in a movie. Also, Hooked on a Feeling and David Hasselhoff? Guardians reference

@Graceeeejack 5 жыл бұрын

This is just the plot of king fu Panda but with a high school musical twist.

@unicornmagic8610 5 жыл бұрын

anna barnes bro Ikr it’s the exact same plot hah

@eloravanderwal7724 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao that’s what I was thinking

@fruittypun799 5 жыл бұрын

Really? What part of it?

@magster9338 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao I was about to comment that 😂

@moomiira 5 жыл бұрын

idk which kung fu panda you watched but last time i checked, po didnt have to feel up some1's tiddies to be a ninja

@leahelizabeth7861 5 жыл бұрын

ok i LOST IT when one of the actors was a property brother... like WHAT IS THIS MOVIE LMFAO

@mayagarcia-hector2732 5 жыл бұрын

WAIT when

@ellabruer2327 5 жыл бұрын

me too LMFAO i got second hand embarrassment

@prettybaby_7 5 жыл бұрын

was he having a midlife crisis or something?

@starshine5812 Жыл бұрын

not to nitpick but ryan's role in "i dont dance" was to tell corbin bleu's character "yes you can" whilst dancing and plaing baseball

@drebe96 2 жыл бұрын

Once you said a property brother was in the movie, I knew this movie couldn’t get weirder 💀

@billbuttlicker1248 5 жыл бұрын

Fake high school musical fan smh obviously that song was about Ryan and chad confessing their love to each other

@stephanie.kans721 5 жыл бұрын

I have been blinded to the truth it all makes sense now

@foxcassius4296 5 жыл бұрын

Bill Buttlicker The realest tbh

@jimhalpert6666 5 жыл бұрын

You aren’t wrong, Mr. Buttlicker.

@ejw2354 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I mean they put on each other's clothes afterwards

@EvelynCrawfordURL 5 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@maddieh4882 4 жыл бұрын

as someone who has only seen this dude as ryan in high school musical it’s bizarre to see him as anything but a Home of Sexual

@homestuckkinnie3671 4 жыл бұрын

he's just a very closeted homosexual in this movie

@sadlittleratboy 3 жыл бұрын

Isn't his actor also gay?

@sherlock7898 3 жыл бұрын

TheBaronOfNothing the actor himself is not gay. Although the director of High School Musical recently revealed that his character Ryan was gay all along. It feels a bit like JK Rowling to me though.

@CassTeaElle 3 жыл бұрын

@@sherlock7898 uh... I don't see how that's comparable to Rowling at all. Ryan was super effeminate. I would honestly be more surprised if they tried to say they didn't intend for him to be gay.

@sherlock7898 3 жыл бұрын

Author Cassie Beebe I think it’s not very brave to say it years after the fact but not to mention anything at the time to make sure you get those Disney bucks.

@SavantPete 2 жыл бұрын

There is an anime called Baki where the main character loses his first fight in a while needs to get stronger and learns he needs to have intercourse with his girlfriend to beat the guy he lost to. When he has intercourse he got 5 times stronger and destroys the guy and another guy who was just as strong at the same time.

@blueskylark9965 Жыл бұрын

I cannot describe the amount of orientalism, racism, inaccuracies, and general cultural appropriation in this movie. I am flabbergasted. Where do I even start? The conflation between martial artist and ninja? The use of throwing stars? “SOMEWHERE IN ASIA”??

@skystygian 5 жыл бұрын

I was fine up until one of the property brothers just showed up casually... my reality instantly broke and I am currently astral projecting as I type this from the shadow realm