The Most Loyal 7-Eleven Customer Ever. Alex Velluto

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Жыл бұрын

The most loyal 7-Eleven customer ever might just be Alex Velluto. In this clip from his 3rd Dry Bar Comedy special Alex Velluto talks about his 7-Eleven loyalty points and just how many he has acquired. Whether you're someone with thousands of loyalty points, or you're just someone who like western movies, this clip from Alex Velluto is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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Пікірлер: 87

@elizabethschuler8890 Жыл бұрын

This guy is a comedic delight. I hope he goes places! (Other than a 7-11.)

@edithdlp8045 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@somerandomguy3868 Жыл бұрын

" you better believe it lil lady they call me the big gulp kid" this whole bit is top notch

@terfalicious Жыл бұрын

This guy is hilarious - would love to see one of his shows in person!

@luckylady7542 Жыл бұрын

I really hope he writes his own material. Hes a bloody genius. 😂❤

@pamelameckley5040 Жыл бұрын

I already consider Alex Velluto to be a famous comedian - he's incredibly funny. I would definitely want to go watch one of his shows. He never fails to entertain, IMHO. 😂🤣

@JohnLeePedimore Жыл бұрын

A three legged dog walks into a 7-11, looks around the store and says "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."

@pamelameckley5040 Жыл бұрын

😂

@FigaroHey Жыл бұрын

He walks into a bar in Texas. Makes no sense at a 7-11. It's a cowboy film joke.

@brianclemons5375 Жыл бұрын

Thumbs up. Why not

@JohnLeePedimore Жыл бұрын

@@FigaroHey I changed the joke to match Alex's clip....

@OliverWilson2 Жыл бұрын

Alex is painfully funny!!…meaning I laugh so hard at his sets, my ribs hurt! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@red_words Жыл бұрын

He is good.

@EvanMoon Жыл бұрын

If he ever needs food and doesn’t have any money… 7-Eleven he’s coming to you

@AlexVellutoComedy Жыл бұрын

The phone number is real by the way people.

@Hayyyward Жыл бұрын

You mind if I redeem just enough to save that poor hot dog from it's despair? 🤣

@AlexVellutoComedy Жыл бұрын

If you must. Seems like the right thing to do.

@SherrySherry Жыл бұрын

😂 I'm not a frequent patron of 7-Eleven, if at all, but I will admit that I was/am tempted to text ya! 🤭💬 Thanks for the chuckles, Big Gulp Kid!! ☺️👌💞‼️

@terfalicious Жыл бұрын

Dialing.....

@edithdlp8045 Жыл бұрын

@@SherrySherry my teenager loves 7-11.

@barebones5884 Жыл бұрын

I feel like I should buy one pop to get you one more point, even though I no longer do pop

@janicebarniak3257 Жыл бұрын

Let's all use his number to get him points at seven eleven

@AlexVellutoComedy Жыл бұрын

It’s all I’ve ever wanted.

@justjokes-shorts9239 Жыл бұрын

I'd love to see one of this guy's live performances; he's hilarious!

@eugene1059 Жыл бұрын

The legend of 7-11

@benj8625 Жыл бұрын

🦅An American Hero 🇺🇸

@blakep4329 Жыл бұрын

not all hero's wear capes 🥤

@AlexVellutoComedy Жыл бұрын

I’m happy to serve. 🫡

@__-pl3jg Жыл бұрын

Cool, now I can use his number to feel the prestige and in return he'll get more points. Im ok with that arrangement.

@ericsimonson8540 Жыл бұрын

That was an awesome bit, he’s really good

@robertschwartz4810 Жыл бұрын

He's right. Those hot dogs are so dehydrated that rather than mustard and ketchup, they come with Oil of Olay!

@pamelameckley5040 Жыл бұрын

Or just pop it into a glass of water and watch it expand - like those capsules that had dinosaurs and the like inside of them. Not sure what they were made of - some sort of spongy material.

@newyorknight Жыл бұрын

The only 7-11 that sells big gulps with a legend 🤣

@GeorgFreese Жыл бұрын

Love this guy!

@multivariateperspective5137 Жыл бұрын

What an excellent bit

@RedCaio Жыл бұрын

If anyone uses those points they'll have all of us to answer to

@kcl060 Жыл бұрын

Omg, this is his best!!!😂

@lizardgirl72 Жыл бұрын

My favorite comedian

@majoroldladyakamom6948 Жыл бұрын

WTF in Major Old Lady lingo stands for: Way Too Funny! Could you imagine having him over for dinner? What a hoot!! 👏👍👏 ⚘ 🙏❤🙏 ⚘

@ubergeek1968 Жыл бұрын

20K points? Seriously? My wife has 52,000! I think she is saving up for her own franchise!

@vortexpilot5096 Жыл бұрын

Funny! 'Bout time I got some laugh out louds.

@aloysiusmaina2625 Жыл бұрын

Alex, keep it up. Your reputation is surely preceding you.

@jaquessheet3267 Жыл бұрын

$20,000⁰̲⁰̲ @ 7-Eleven? I know they're overpriced, but holy cow!

@KassiusFineArt Жыл бұрын

Hilarious.

@davidharrington956 Жыл бұрын

I like him ,he's funny.

@KnucklesOTD Жыл бұрын

20k is chump change compared to what I have at 7-Eleven. Lol

@AlexVellutoComedy Жыл бұрын

We meet at high noon tomorrow.

@KnucklesOTD Жыл бұрын

@@AlexVellutoComedy I'll be there.

@TheChocolateChakra Жыл бұрын

Dang. Inflation has even struck the 7-11 points system. They're now worth 1/10th...

@naomibeery8098 Жыл бұрын

I stopped shopping at 7/11 because every time i tried to redeem some points the manager said he didnt know how to ring it up. All the crusty apple fritters and i got nothing!

@stevenperkins2276 Жыл бұрын

He’s funny and cute

@superstormday993 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@usauditresponse Жыл бұрын

Funny but, hope to see more

@pamelameckley5040 Жыл бұрын

That was the only thing wrong with the video, too short!

@1bestfriend2u18 Жыл бұрын

He's funny

@ethansandstedt1551 Жыл бұрын

Bold move putting your actual phone number out there on the internet. It was very funny though.

@billyllewis Жыл бұрын

FYI folks, the only way like almost all other places that offers loyalty rewards, you gotta type it in to get the sale price. Not kidding.

@adamfranks2053 Жыл бұрын

Not accurate at 7-Eleven. If you have to use rewards, it will say “only with rewards” on the tag and said tag will be green. Otherwise anyone gets the deal

@billyllewis Жыл бұрын

@@adamfranks2053 Perhaps it applies to tobacco and pop and candy bars and the 2 for deals on the hot dogs and Starbucks cold drinks because I’m talking UPC codes and if I don’t enter my rewards number it’s always full price until I do. Perhaps the heavily promoted items don’t apply like the slurpees and window sales but again I’m positive as many times I’ve visited and 8200 points later.

@lostboy8084 Жыл бұрын

The 7-11 here closed in 93

@pamelameckley5040 Жыл бұрын

We don't have one in my little one horse towm😞

@fredleemh Жыл бұрын

😂❤😂

@davidbenner2289 Жыл бұрын

Very cute. Every woman's dream.

@BarlowJacob Жыл бұрын

I have 33,000

@billyllewis Жыл бұрын

It get that for 8000 points at 7/11.

@shasmeen Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@taissalada Жыл бұрын

711, the best place to making bad decisions when it comes to making a dietary decision

@nickkk420 6 ай бұрын

Itd actually 10:1 not 1:1, also there is generous bonuses constantly, I have 50,000 points and go only occasionally fwiw

@glenpolen5562 Жыл бұрын

He is funny. If you turn your head or close your eyes, he sounds, EXACTLY like The ole , funny PAUL LYNDE from the 70s and 80s. He was great on HOLLYWOOD SQUARES and on BEWITCHED.

@FigaroHey Жыл бұрын

No. Paul Lynde's voice was higher and more nasal on all vowel sounds.

@glenpolen5562 Жыл бұрын

@Figaro Hey! what's happening, buddy. That's cool from what you hear. I hear him sounding exactly like Paul. Im just saying. It's what i hear. If you hear it differently, i can't tell you that you are wrong. I dont know what your hearing is like, lol. But, dont tell me, NO. I wouldn't disrespect you, my friend. Even though i disagree with you. Im not going to argue over the way someone talks. Thanks for your opinion.

@eartherinfire Жыл бұрын

Hm. Maybe some of the cadence

@glenpolen5562 Жыл бұрын

@EarthErinFire - Hey there, im glad you hear a little of Paul too. Haaa haa. I dont think we are showing our age. If so, who cares. Lmao. I guess it's true that we are all different. We see things differently all of the time. It's sad that people are killing each other just because someone doesn't agree with them and see things their way. They are selfless, immature, capital A for A** H*L*S. The last 2 nights, I was watching a few videos on KZfaq that had all PAUL LIND funny answers on HOLLYWOOD SQUARES. I've seen some or most of them before, but i didn't remember the one i watched last night, and i saw a part 2 early this evening. Im not sure which one was part 1? Maybe it's the 1 with the number 1? I need to check it out. Have you seen any of those videos on youtube?