once i was in public bathroom with my brother and this random dude in the stall next to me ripped a mean fart and my brother thought it was me and he said my name in a discusted voice and when i walked out to wash my hands i whispered to him "it wasn't me" and we held in laughing until we walked out and we just started bursting out laughing. That dude must have been so embarrased

One time I went to a restraunt bathroom and I walked into one stall, there was a 20 inch shit in the toilet that was literally on the seat, it didn't even land in the water. Whoever did that I hope you felt better after that because you deserve a reward and a prison sentence

This is so relatable! I was at a Taylor Swift concert in Nashville, Tennessee (at a stadium that was an hour and a half away from where I live), and when I went to the bathroom while waiting it was time to go into the stadium to see her with my family, I saw girls sitting down with their boyfriends in the guy's bathroom. Not only that but there were a bunch of random girls sitting there when they could have been waiting OUTSIDE. Plus, girls were sitting in the toilets in the girl's bathroom in not a normal way. It was just ridiculous I witnessed that.

Public bathrooms are like school bathrooms but worse. It's like when you think you've defeated the boss but they have a 2nd health bar and you're screwed. I had to pick up an emergency pair of pants from the Walmart by my gym and that bathroom was awful! There wasn't any human waste in sight but the stall doors were hanging off the hinges. And someone kept shaking the stalls. Never again! The bathrooms at the movies can be hit or miss, too but most of the time at my home MJR, they're clean. Since I use take the bus 95% of the time, I have a list of clean and safe bathrooms. The best ones are at the diner by my house and at my Planet Fitness.

One time, when I was 10 years old, I had to use the school bathroom. Nothing crazy happened except for the fact that my friend’s 5 year old brother crawled beneath the stall I was in with the most sinister grin I can remember. Couldn’t think of bro the same way afterwards.

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The worst part is without a paper toilet, from my experience it was a tough moment, I used paper from my notebook to clean 😭, cuz they didn't put f toilet paper

Once I had really bad diarrhea in school, went to the school bathroom, & shitted, & then realized there was no toilet paper at all… worst day of my life

3:35 The worst part, in the high school that I went to, a restroom near the library was closed for a while because some idiots somehow smashed the only toilet in that restroom. And at a restroom at a science building in the high school, some a$$holes pulled one of the urinals off the wall

Since I'm a woman, we have stalls but however you can smell blood on many public restrooms, always have to listen to group of girls talking etc

My school got toilet paper all up in the toilet bro 💀

one of the most annoying things i have to put up with is the vape detectors my school put up. these things just go off randomly even if no one is vaping at all also the lock on one of the stalls got taken out by someone and I have to pray some creep doesn't look through the hole. the other stall has a very unfortunate alignment with the center of the toilet and the seams between the door and the walls of the stalls finally, some moron really loves to break the paper towel dispensers

I always hated it in high school when people hung out in the bathrooms. One kid knocked on my door and said “You taking a shit?” I said “yes,” and he then said “Ok. Enjoy your shit”

I remember going to a public bathroom i found vomit in the sink! it was so disgusting

I literally CANT STAND the sound of the air dryer.. id rather wipe my hands with toilet paper than that!!

This one time my school bathroom was kind of flooded with pee, and poop in the trash can and weird purple stains in the wall.

I saw a toilet that was hit with a sledge once (idfk how somebody got that in a school)

Whenever my friend has to go #2 in school he convinces the teacher to give him a pass to go to the nurse. At my school the nurse's office has its own little bathroom, he just tells the nurse his stomach hurts and he's able to take a dookie without having to deal with the school bathroom nonsense. I haven't been in a situation where I needed this trick, but its so helpful to know.

One time I was at a travel camp and me and another guy went into a public bathroom at a beach to change. The smell was so bad that the counselors warned us

When I was young, my mom always took me to the women's bathroom because she was scared I would get kidnapped or something and all I have to say is that the women's bathroom looks way better than the men's bathroom.

1:08 when i was in 8th grade we had to explain this whole thing to our teacher because she was complaining that the boys take to long when theres three urinals in the bathroom.

I was literally just binging this channel then I saw you posted THIS EARLY 🗣️

Great video Wurdie!

When I was in school, there was these dividers put in place between the urinals for privacy. It didn't take long for them to be stolen.

Burdie, Jamal really said on his channel that he is going to post every single week. He hasent even posted one video💀💀. Btw i really love the vids, you are making my day so much better:)

How did you just accurately describe the average public bathroom experience perfectly

You hit harder than prime Mike Tyson

I had to go to a public bathroom when I was at a restaurant with my family and I was lowkey fearful of what I'd see but thankfully it was actually tame. No bad smell, no nasty toilets, clean bathroom, no empty paper towel dispenser and I wasn't in there for long

If there is no toilet paper anymore i just don't do anything and pull my pants up

I am currently in school and people keep banging on my stall door in a way that’s trying to open it. I ain’t dealing with that shit.

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"there are many horrible places on the earth!" *Mario 64 music kicks in*

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I`ve always been a stall man.

Dont forget how public bathrooms are getting absolutely destroyed by bathroom pranks

Honestly I don’t mind school of public bathrooms it doesn’t disgust me at all

Another w its me zangyzero bro gotta catch the banger

3:31 THIS HAPPENED TO ME LAST YEAR, I was at school minding my own business taking a crap, and then these random bozos come up to the stall and try to kick the damn door down

I always wait until the bathroom is empty before I walk out that toilet on the rare occasion I really had to use it so they don't see it was me

Everytime I go in the Wal-Mart bathroom two or three toilets looks like someone forgot to flushed the toilet.

The ones I go in aren’t too bad some are worse than others but I hate when someone doesn’t flush or has bad aim

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Kid at my high school who was really annoying, really creepy awards women, even talked my girl for a second there. He of course spent about 10 minutes a day in the bathroom for other reasons. I'd like to say my high school is good for nothing besides brain rot and wanna be gangsters, but I was proud knowing the kids in the high school nick named him: "Meater Beater." Had a class with him and he returned the bathroom pass around 12 minutes later. Me and my friend already knew so we just scilently chant "Meater Beater Meater Beater Water Beater" as he shamefully sits on the other side of the room.

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Q:What do you do if there is no toilet paper? A:Take your own roll of toilet paper

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My uncle is Bernie Glaser he lives in Elwood. He’s retired lawyer. He’s a very kind soul and last I heard he’s a very big man still. But remember, if you stay on his property, you have to do your share of the chores.

Actually just last week I was a ta Pizza Ranch (Buffet Style Pizza place common in the Midwest) and I go to the restroom to take a dump and there as no toilet paper. I literally called my dad's phone and asked him to being me some toilet paper, and wet wipes.

Never hit a public bathroom coming back from Disney World into South Carolina. Especially at a 7 Eleven.

one time someone looked above the stall when i took the restroom then he told everyone. they never let me hear the end of it

As someone who has suffered the wrath of the stall banging harassers when you dealing with God hating you for a week or two, if I see someone harrass the lad in the stall im throwin hands, No one gotta suffer that shit and should be able to shit in peace to gtfo of there asap

This got me to start a conversation with a group chat at like 3am for no reason 6:16

Dont get me started on some other horror stories I've heard few years back... Sh*t on toilet seat. Sh*t on walls, fan, mirror and even ceiling. Like... why?! If you wanna play with your turds, do it elsewhere, like a forest or field.

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8:20 fr tho in my class there's a group of kids that watch DURING class like dayum bro

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Public bathrooms at some clubs in TJ are a shy bladder guys nightmare I swear

in my elementry school there was a little idk what its called like it rotates incase the roll of tp was out 4 intotal in it and it was jammed one day and all of the other kids used up all of the tp and well i was stuck in a school bathroom with no toilet paper

Lincoln is very good at dealing with vacationers, but doesn’t happen often

Bucees bathrooms hit different 🤣

Cool video :D

my friend once walked into our private school's bathroom (quite conservative, mind you) to hear two girls in the same stall doing VERY questionable things together 💀

Walked into a bathroom at target, opened the stall door, and got jumpscared by footprints of shit walking away from a toilet with a shit stained pair of boxers covering up a mound of shit. The janitor had to call in fucking reinforcements. 😭😭😭

4:41 this is the exact reason I have sworn to never use a public bathroom

Bro at my school we have a app that tracks where your going and you have yo make a pass for anything and the time is short and if you dont get back in time you have yo stay in for lunch

Kids at my school broke into my locked stall

I thankfully get lucky in the public bathrooms I’ve been in I usually get the shit and piss still not flushed it’s not often though. I don’t use the urinal

I remember when I was in 3rd grade I would skip French classes in the bathroom. I was skipping school at f***ing 8-9 y/o 😂😂😂

at my elementary school some one got caught vaping in the bathroom and got expeled

I've been to public bathrooms that you need to PAY TO USE! 2 bucks for a 1 minute pee? That should be illegal!

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I really don't have any problem using the school bathrooms, at the morning shift, because the afternoon shift is when the 4/5 yrs old girls produce an almost deadly toxic smell of sweat, pee and toothpaste strawberry flavor. A terrible combination may I say.

I always carry a role of toilet paper in my car, I'd rather shit in the woods than a public bathroom.

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Hey, I’m in Nebraska and I can’t help it

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I once stole one of my homies pants when he was in the school bathroom

When they give you a key you know its going to be the most disgusting bathroom you have ever seen

Nah bro in my school we have no urinals just all stalls plus we get no privacy because there isn't a door and i walked into one of the stalls and piss was all over the floor and some kid had diarrhea all over the walls my school bathrooms are on another level

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You know what's even worse than the hand dryer? Those large rolls that are expected to be shared and you wipe your hands on them. I rather use my pants at that point cause in schools that shit is rolled so far down its touching the floor cause of assholes vandalizing it

I remember in middle school I went to the bathroom and there was shit everywhere. Like it was in the walls, the floor, you name it. I genuinely feel disgusted just seeing that shit like “What the fuck? These kids fucking crazy.”

🤢 I was in a Public Restroom with my Nephew once and the Soap Dispenser didn't even work at all. It wasn't empty, it just didn't do anything. Luckily I do always have a small Bottle of Disinfectant with me in Public since that Covid Crap started, so we could at least use that. Just absolutely nasty🤢

Every time I see that wurdie posted I rush to the video

i always take cleaning wipes if i ever go in the bathroom in public (which has happened only one time)

5:32 whenever it smells like that I get worried that it will make me addicted to vape if I stay for too long since second hand smoke can get you addicted. I treat it like a t3rrorist dropped some fluorine gas in the bathroom and I will die if I do not get out in 5 seconds.

Once I was in my school bathroom and we only have two stalls in there, I normally take the second one but when I walk up to it the door is open and I see my neighbour beating and moaning 💀 ifigfjgjkdjjyleelpwkcjgjckefij

Bro one time when I was 6-7 a random women said a curse word in the public bathroom💀

When I was in a school bathroom there was two people whispering something that I couldn’t hear,and then they grabbed the trash and pour it on me inside the stall like WHY

The dog at 2:27 looks exactly like my dog, Scottie

Damn bro and I thought I was the only person who puts the toilet paper around the seat.

One time I was shitting and there was no toilet paper 💀