The Rings of Power: Ep. 7 - I HATE THIS! - Angry Review

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AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Alex review the 7th episode the WORST Penultimate Episode I've seen in a long time. Where is this all going? We review and speculate how this disaster of bad writing happened.
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@stephengibbons4771
@stephengibbons4771 Жыл бұрын
Time Galadriel spends looking for Sauron: 1000 years Time Galadriel spends looking for her missing husband: 0 years
@eaudemiel
@eaudemiel Жыл бұрын
Galadriel is the worst. She makes this whole war just about her.
@tuhkakasa1917
@tuhkakasa1917 Жыл бұрын
She also has daughter Celebrían who should be married to Elrond
@matsmiff
@matsmiff Жыл бұрын
Galadriel is completely out of character. She was have supposed to have learnt great wisdom from Melian the Maia in the first age….. these writers thought they could improve the work of the greatest fantasy writer of all time, what hubris. I just don’t understand what planet these guys come from….
@TonyStark-wr7ob
@TonyStark-wr7ob Жыл бұрын
Independent woman
@eaudemiel
@eaudemiel Жыл бұрын
@@TonyStark-wr7ob please don't insult independent women. Galadriel character is just badly written. You cant relate to her and her arc
@paulspringwood7190
@paulspringwood7190 Жыл бұрын
The scene of the queen talking about the Numenoreans returning was quite poetic. She was essentially breaking the fourth wall to tell the audience a second season will happen and then they zoom over to a guy crying which represents the audience.
@idiot_city5244
@idiot_city5244 Жыл бұрын
Need this in meme form
@TheReaIHoneybadger
@TheReaIHoneybadger Жыл бұрын
Ball’s in your court Paul - memes have been requested. I call you to fulfill your oath! 😉
@CLBOO6
@CLBOO6 Жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂😂
@paulspringwood7190
@paulspringwood7190 Жыл бұрын
@@TheReaIHoneybadger Save your memes for the season finale. We’ll need all the ammunition we can muster.
@ThaneAnderson
@ThaneAnderson Жыл бұрын
Beautiful comment. 10/10. Preesh.
@DamienBlade
@DamienBlade Жыл бұрын
For anyone who doesn't get how insane this episode is, just look what a pyroclastic flow does to the areas around a volcano, let alone people. When Mt. Vesuvius went off, it was so hot and so fast, it turned people to ash statues in whatever pose they were in at the time. Literally flash frying them in an instant.
@squaeman_2644
@squaeman_2644 Жыл бұрын
But Targaryens don't get burned by fire silly... This is Galadriel Targaryen
@greengarnish1711
@greengarnish1711 Жыл бұрын
@@squaeman_2644 That would explain her behaviour, she's insane like so many of her family tree.
@Sacrilege83
@Sacrilege83 Жыл бұрын
Your clue to this show being insane is in episode 7when they all survived a volcano!? My first clue that this show was insane was in episode 1 when Guyladriel dove into an OCEAN WITH INTENTIONS TO SWIM BACK ACROSS IT!!! We get that this is fantasy but a world has It's own rules. My question now is what are the capabilities of a thousand year old elf? Are they demi gods?
@DamienBlade
@DamienBlade Жыл бұрын
@@Sacrilege83 Yeah, that was pretty insane, but it's not unheard of for elves to have ridiculous amounts of stamina. However, even if an elf could survive a pyroclastic flow because of their abilities or some power, the humans definitely wouldn't have.
@magdalenabozyk1798
@magdalenabozyk1798 Жыл бұрын
don't forget the silliness of the volcano erupting in the first place. This little bit of water would just have evaporated.
@younahmsayin
@younahmsayin Жыл бұрын
What's crazy is that the battle scene at the very beginning of PJ's LOTR, with very little context or setup, is bigger and more exciting than anything in this new series
@monkfishy6348
@monkfishy6348 Жыл бұрын
I get chills every time watching the prologue to fellowship of the ring. It is so epic, grand, inspiring and leaves you wanting to know more about the Second Age. When Elves, Men (and Dwarves - not depicted) fought and died together to defeat the Great Evil. An Age where courage and honour and inherent goodness were paramount. It sucks you right into the world. Rings of Power was supposed to be that story (or lead up to it), but it's just a soulless product, devoid of creativity and thought. One that is more interested in forcing allegory of the writers political ideology, than it is in staying true to Tolkien, or even telling a compelling narrative.
@RedeemerBlood
@RedeemerBlood Жыл бұрын
The Total War: Warhammer 3 prologue has more substance and better writing than this show.
@jasonfenton8250
@jasonfenton8250 Жыл бұрын
But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of men and elves marched against the armies of Mordor. And on the slopes of Mt. Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle Earth... *Mordor theme plays*
@younahmsayin
@younahmsayin Жыл бұрын
@@monkfishy6348 the problem is not politics. There is politics in Tolkien's writing too, especially environmentalism. The problem is bad writing, plain and simple.
@oldspice051
@oldspice051 Жыл бұрын
I laughed at the “we stick together better than anyone” speech. The Harfoots? The folks that moved you to the back, with some demanding you be left to die? THEY’RE the ones you’re claiming stick together better than anyone? Crap, the orcs have been the only honest and loyal group this whole show.
@egemenozan5641
@egemenozan5641 Жыл бұрын
Adar is really cute
@ricardolujan5571
@ricardolujan5571 Жыл бұрын
They are subverting pur expectations, right? No harfoot is entirely good. They have a dark side. As the orcs now have feelings... This show is an abortion.
@Brohl1337
@Brohl1337 Жыл бұрын
i root for the Orks and their leader. Its ridiculous how theyre the most likeable people on the show. Theyre desperate for a home, caring for each other and just fight for their survival. Maybe its the secret plan to mess everything up, but the orks and make us realise that just because theyre ugly and crude, we should not have prejudice... :D :D
@letsreviewcrapwriting
@letsreviewcrapwriting Жыл бұрын
Stop right there Oldspice, how dare you criticise inconsistent writing!
@Nathlaaar
@Nathlaaar Жыл бұрын
Death to the harfoots death to the numinorians death to the southlands long live the orcs
@rageagaintstheNWO
@rageagaintstheNWO Жыл бұрын
You gotta give it to the writers, they made us root for Sauron and the orcs. That takes talent.
@diablows1909
@diablows1909 Жыл бұрын
Lol, never even thought about this but you're right. I want Sauron to give the rings out and fuck shit up.
@nrjelley
@nrjelley Жыл бұрын
I always root for the villains. I was team Sauron from the beginning.
@kokocaptainqc
@kokocaptainqc Жыл бұрын
pretty sure that was another political move and its on purpose......''theyre not dangerous theyre just from another country'' is what we're meant to learn here......
@hepzibah4573
@hepzibah4573 Жыл бұрын
true grey morals.
@dng625
@dng625 Жыл бұрын
Lol good one!
@aminuolawale1843
@aminuolawale1843 Жыл бұрын
A story about friendship and hope, now making viewers root for the evil characters.
@sebastiancoar1991
@sebastiancoar1991 Жыл бұрын
@Aminu Olawale. The last time the Good people of Valinor gave Melkor, a.k.a Morgoth, a second chance; he murdered the two divine trees of the world, stole the three Silmarils for himself, and brought near ruin to Middle Earth; so I get why Gladriel would never, in her right mind, trust Sauron. With that said, these 'good' characters from the show do not FEEL anything like what they were like in the Middle Earth saga. The way the filming crew has been depicting the Second Age is not only inaccurate, due to poor character portrayals, but it's also BBBBBBOOOOOOORRRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!! If I was Bezos, I would have looked for a way to hire on some of the people currently working on "Game of Thrones: The House of The Dragon"; at least it would be interesting, but probably still not 100% lore friendly.
@ito2789
@ito2789 Жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT. I knew that she was going to survive that SCALDING HOT PYROCLASTIC FLOW but not EVERYONE!! HOW?!?!?! That font change had me and my GF laughing our asses off.
@matthewbond375
@matthewbond375 Жыл бұрын
Alex: "But Twitter isn't real life." If only the writers of this show understood that!
@shinkicker404
@shinkicker404 Жыл бұрын
If only the rest of mass media entertainment and so on understood that...
@beerus553
@beerus553 Жыл бұрын
They do undrstand that but they also understand how to make up excuses for their terrible writing
@trexdrew
@trexdrew Жыл бұрын
If only corporate media and all the people who are on the political left understood this
@Hopeforstoicism
@Hopeforstoicism Жыл бұрын
THIS. Twitter pushes the opinions that get more interactions so these would be either the opinion of some celebrity, politician etc or a highly controvesial opinion that causes a lot of stir. Most of the tweets that appear on your screen belong to extremist people, normal takes get buried.
@obi-wan3916
@obi-wan3916 Жыл бұрын
Alex has taken the red pill
@ServantBerserkerZero
@ServantBerserkerZero Жыл бұрын
Elendil crying scene is genuine. He had a sudden realization on the spot "Why the fuck am I doing this? 😭"
@JoaLoft
@JoaLoft Жыл бұрын
And the director thought: "Hmm good stuff, we'll keep this in."
@Daudlegur
@Daudlegur Жыл бұрын
That was a cry of desperation
@mihaigiboi2758
@mihaigiboi2758 Жыл бұрын
He realized that this show will forever be stuck on his resume 😂.
@lukefox01
@lukefox01 Жыл бұрын
That wasn't even Elendil crying, that was the actor wondering why he ever took the role
@ravenwhiteduck6460
@ravenwhiteduck6460 Жыл бұрын
My career is so screwed, FU******K?
@1divmstr
@1divmstr Жыл бұрын
"You can't satisfy your thirst by drinking saltwater". Epic. Can't wait to see all the t shirts for sale with that slogan.
@awesomesauce8151
@awesomesauce8151 Жыл бұрын
I have not seen a single episode of this show but I've watched all the angry joe review episodes. Don't feel like I'm missing a thing
@Martynde
@Martynde Жыл бұрын
Watch HeelVsBabyface’s reviews too.
@imetators
@imetators Жыл бұрын
You have not seen what I have seen.
@DmonHiro
@DmonHiro Жыл бұрын
AJ evolution of RoP: Episode 1: It's kind of cool, I'll give it a chance. Episode 2: It's not that bad, it could get better. Episode 3: They're doing some things really weird, I don't really like it. Episode 4: OK, I'm starting to get a little annoying, but they could still fix it. Episode 5: This is getting upsetting. Why are they doing this? Episode 6: Now it's really starting to piss me off! They're ruining everyone! Episode 7: I fucking hate this! Episode 8: Super Saiyan Angry Joe!
@osher7788
@osher7788 Жыл бұрын
I usually watch the first 10 mins of every video to see Alex's face and general vibe, and its so interesting to slowly see how joe changes his opinion lol
@justinl8791
@justinl8791 Жыл бұрын
This comment is more interesting than the show itself 🤣
@40KWill
@40KWill Жыл бұрын
Excellent summary.
@frimatt5355
@frimatt5355 Жыл бұрын
Yep those are the 8 stages of grief and loss. Perfect example. 👍
@PineappleBaconPizza
@PineappleBaconPizza Жыл бұрын
@@justinl8791 More thought and planning was put into this one comment than the entire script for Rings of Power😂
@masters8610
@masters8610 Жыл бұрын
Harfoots: no one gets left behind! Also harfoots: here's a book of the people we left the behind.
@RabbitShirak
@RabbitShirak Жыл бұрын
Bees for comedic effect.
@jacobasnodgrass5853
@jacobasnodgrass5853 Жыл бұрын
Honestly it’s just terrible writing. They were trying to convey like a change of heart from the beginning of leaving people, to sticking together. But there’s just not enough substance or directing to make the audience feel that way.
@RabbitShirak
@RabbitShirak Жыл бұрын
@@jacobasnodgrass5853 It feels like a kid trying to write a story for the first time. And it shows.
@donkeysunited
@donkeysunited Жыл бұрын
Let's break their wheels so they get left behind!
@BazookaIke
@BazookaIke Жыл бұрын
@@RabbitShirak or it could be several kids writing different episodes, and none of them checking with each other to ensure continuity in the arcs. I've never seen anything like this show. Characters literally contradict themselves from 1 episode to the next, and in other instances they contradict themselves from 1 minute to the next. Its so bad that this show has become a comedy rather than an epic fantasy.
@justinp_
@justinp_ Жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one who burst out laughing at the Elendil scene. When she called out to him the second time I thought he must have run off, but then it just cut to him crying ahaha
@LP-ml1xe
@LP-ml1xe Жыл бұрын
In 1966, Galadriel scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against her old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon
@tobynasshorn149
@tobynasshorn149 Жыл бұрын
Long live al Bundy
@jasonfenton8250
@jasonfenton8250 Жыл бұрын
"You're willing to accept elves and dragons, but you won't accept American football?"
@TheZealo
@TheZealo Жыл бұрын
The kid that talks to Aragorn in the Two Towers has more emotional weight than this entire show
@alexakaa.charlesross8919
@alexakaa.charlesross8919 Жыл бұрын
Dude I'm invested in that kids survival every time I watch the Two Towers.
@LeWacoKid
@LeWacoKid Жыл бұрын
"Haleth son of Hama my lord"
@Zombiewithabowtie
@Zombiewithabowtie Жыл бұрын
Considering his father was eaten by a Warg scout on the journey to Helm's Deep, he even has a more impactful backstory.
@xiii0722
@xiii0722 Жыл бұрын
That's a very good point, and true!
@vincetaliaferro2777
@vincetaliaferro2777 Жыл бұрын
Well said...
@PhilHug1
@PhilHug1 Жыл бұрын
After the premiere, I was bored but decided to commit to season 1. My journey is almost over. Now I know how Frodo felt carrying the ring
@majinbobbyhill828
@majinbobbyhill828 Жыл бұрын
I love this 🤣
@cuy50
@cuy50 Жыл бұрын
lmao
@xiii0722
@xiii0722 Жыл бұрын
Great comparison!
@JoJoJoker
@JoJoJoker Жыл бұрын
Please stop giving your time to them. That’s all Amazon wants…a view is a view. And a view is all the praise they need.
@aaronhumphrey3514
@aaronhumphrey3514 Жыл бұрын
Why would you do that to yourself?
@IHazPeppers
@IHazPeppers Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at the half foot speech. When they said we watch out for one another above all. Haha, after trying to abandoned them on the road like 3 episodes prior.
@donkeysunited
@donkeysunited Жыл бұрын
Especially as he was the one they were going to abandon.
@dragonsoldier1829
@dragonsoldier1829 Жыл бұрын
Perfectly said Joe. This has made every Tolkien fan pissed. Then the development team and actors double down and attack the fans of Tolkiens work.
@DanielBlak
@DanielBlak Жыл бұрын
And I love how Twitter is like "Just turn your brain off and enjoy it" as if their target demographic was catatonic vegetables.
@freman007
@freman007 Жыл бұрын
That is their target demographic.
@gmualum08
@gmualum08 Жыл бұрын
That's Twitters target Demographic so makes perfect sense!
@markhunt4618
@markhunt4618 Жыл бұрын
Cowed and Compliant take the shot eat the bugs and don't complain peasant
@cornbredx
@cornbredx Жыл бұрын
Ahh, the argument of the corporate shill. "The Transformers movies aren't Shakespeare! Just turn off your brain and then the lazy writing will appear to be "fun" all of a sudden."
@angrycatalan325
@angrycatalan325 Жыл бұрын
I guess no girlfriend either…
@BoandDebbieMulder
@BoandDebbieMulder Жыл бұрын
Things I learned from Ep 7: 1. Mithril heals black rot. 2. A leaf can awaken a Balrogs. 3. Pyroclastic flow kills selectively. 4. Galadriel is colder than we thought, (she walked away from all Volcano victims) . 5. Either Celeborn is dead OR he's been kept prisoner for the past 1,000 years OR he faked his death AND left his wife. Right. 6. The writers are still idiots. (Edited. Thanks MnM)
@SparkvirusXS
@SparkvirusXS Жыл бұрын
They just happen to mention Celeborn this episode so, when Guyladriel arrives with Saurbrand and is about to kiss him, he appears like "hey honey, I'm home".... Tun tun tuuuuuun.... 🤦🏻‍♂️
@Elurdin
@Elurdin Жыл бұрын
Can you blame him though? She is so bad he probably ran away xD
@mnm8818
@mnm8818 Жыл бұрын
I'm at minute7 of the ep7 and the worst thing is Galadriel tells Theo 'stay with me' and camera pans 10feet away and we see an old man burning alive moaning and crawling away, villagers stuck in a burning house crying for help, the rest of the cast- Numenor gang show up seconds later. We see it on screen, might happen in real life, shock, disoriented etc but on film is Galadriel dumb, I was thinking is she going to kill Theo???
@ziephel-6780
@ziephel-6780 Жыл бұрын
@@mnm8818 Galadriel: "Theo, I think you might be Sauron. You were the last person to have the hilt." Theo: "What? no!" Galadriel: *Stabs Theo and laughs manically.* "You know what? fuck it! everyone is Sauron! I must kill them all!"
@AstaIsAMonster
@AstaIsAMonster Жыл бұрын
*I love those ANGRY JOE RANTS they are spot on but it’s hilarious the way he explains it as well though.* 😂 28:20-29:54 moobs! 47:39-48:55 facts JOE! *Keep up the great work AJ/Crew* Funny part 38:45-39:16 *AJ spot on Galadriel impressions.* 45:32-45:54 *AJ and OJ bro moment.* 💪🏽
@yuna-1971
@yuna-1971 Жыл бұрын
Alexs review is spot on as well
@KaneWiz
@KaneWiz Жыл бұрын
Alex's reaction at 51:30 after realizing what he just said is so priceless haha
@johnnycakes8673
@johnnycakes8673 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joe579003
@joe579003 Жыл бұрын
"and what the fuck did you just say?" LMAOOOOOO
@timofaust1315
@timofaust1315 Жыл бұрын
Remember folks: IGN gave episode 6 a 10/10 masterpiece 😂😂😂
@jagatheeldest5786
@jagatheeldest5786 Жыл бұрын
Dude...Amelia Emberwing at IGN was giving She Hulk episodes 9's. They had to replace her and take her off reviewing the series because her scores were too ridiculous...even for IGN.
@Tnscla
@Tnscla Жыл бұрын
@@jagatheeldest5786 IGN is shit for a long time now
@harisabram4767
@harisabram4767 Жыл бұрын
You need to remember HotD has been getting 8s and 9s even for Ep1 to 4. Joe gave ep7 "The Jerry Springer" show a 9, a flipping 9.
@harisabram4767
@harisabram4767 Жыл бұрын
Joe basically reads the fandom narrative and then goes with the flow. He doesn't review as a neutral.
@intruder313
@intruder313 Жыл бұрын
I wonder who owns IMDB! ? By no stretch of any fevered imagination was that Ep above an 8
@Promance2300
@Promance2300 Жыл бұрын
When Galadriel sprayed her mouth with mithril and screamed "witness me!" and then charged into the pyroclastic cloud, I screamed!
@funasylumstudio
@funasylumstudio Жыл бұрын
Please don't compare this to that movie. That's the greatest action film ever made and one of the best films in general ever made. (I know you're joking)
@sirN4NCEalot
@sirN4NCEalot Жыл бұрын
Immortan! Immortan Joe!
@Dravianpn02
@Dravianpn02 Жыл бұрын
@@funasylumstudio on par with Road Warrior but agree!
@treasurehunter3369
@treasurehunter3369 Жыл бұрын
This is the only one of these comments I've ever laughed at and holy s*** I laughed loud as hell
@0neFamily
@0neFamily Жыл бұрын
The mental image of Guyladriel using the new, innovative Insta-Light™ brand mithril spray in majestic slow motion.... simply priceless! 👌
@paganhorde4463
@paganhorde4463 Жыл бұрын
Thank you AJ for being optimistic, level-headed and not falling into the rabbits hole of negativity and cynicism. Taking your time, giving it a chance. And to be honest the slow decent into madness is quite entertaining to watch
@bldontmatter5319
@bldontmatter5319 Жыл бұрын
He's like a liberal with how niave he is. He truly believes the gov/Hollywood and powers that be are trying their best... Or something... When in reality they're chaotic and destructive
@apk4381
@apk4381 Жыл бұрын
The negativity and cynicism is justified. Some people can see through the BS before others. Toxic positivity is the real issue these days. Where people can't say a negative word about anything without being labelled an ist or phobe. Amazon have proven this in their fan attacks.
@SeanScytheXtreme
@SeanScytheXtreme Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA They were right, deal with it.
@lobo8834
@lobo8834 Жыл бұрын
@@SeanScytheXtreme fr
@emhu2594
@emhu2594 5 ай бұрын
No one believed me when I said ROP would be awful. I knew it would be when I saw what Amazon did to wheel of time, which should have been a paint by numbers fantasy hit. If they couldn't do a good job with wheel if time, there's no way they could do well with Tolkien.
@vikingcathq
@vikingcathq Жыл бұрын
You know everything's off with the writing when you've created so little sympathy for your 'good' characters that Feminem burning their homes, which is presented as an evil act, is actually the thing that got Angry Joe & co. excited and cheering.
@PatrickWDunne
@PatrickWDunne Жыл бұрын
The fact that this review is longer than the actual show is legendary.
@yandnat1656
@yandnat1656 Жыл бұрын
Bravo sir
@numbersbubble
@numbersbubble Жыл бұрын
Mauler time
@alexdurain3753
@alexdurain3753 Жыл бұрын
On the surface, what you say is intelligent.
@Mr.Chunguss
@Mr.Chunguss Жыл бұрын
And costs roughly a billion dollars less to make 😂
@justinh228
@justinh228 Жыл бұрын
Shall I introduce you to my friend Mauler lol
@SephPumpkin
@SephPumpkin Жыл бұрын
I remember all the people saying “evil cannot create, they can only corrupt”when all the trailers were coming out. How right they all were. It seems evil is doing all it can to ruin what we love these days, now more than ever.
@Tony-hn8qy
@Tony-hn8qy Жыл бұрын
The SJW liberal way.
@drummerguy438
@drummerguy438 Жыл бұрын
Im not in love with the show, but how does it's failings at all affect the other content that is so beloved? Is your love of that content so fragile?
@robbyrobby3447
@robbyrobby3447 Жыл бұрын
@@Tony-hn8qy "The SJW liberal way" is not the issue with this show and rarely ever relevant.
@choahjinhuay
@choahjinhuay Жыл бұрын
@@drummerguy438 Because it tarnishes the name. Now when The Lord of the Rings is spoken of, Rings of Power will be what comes to mind in the future
@SephPumpkin
@SephPumpkin Жыл бұрын
@@drummerguy438 Ask that question to Star Wars fans. It’s nothing to do with being fragile, it’s just milking a franchise until it becomes a joke. Greed consumes all.
@JohnBeeblebrox
@JohnBeeblebrox Жыл бұрын
I liked the horse in Ep7. Did its own fire stunts _and_ gave a pretty good emotional performance later on. Just saying. Credit where credit is due...
@JupitersLegacy753
@JupitersLegacy753 Жыл бұрын
Through out the LOTR saga I have seen elves killed by arrows, swords, spears, etc. I have a hard time believing that an elf, no matter how powerful they may be survive a volcanic explosion. A typical pyroclastic flow can travel up to 400 mph and reach temperatures of 1,300 degrees Fahrenheit. Everyone in that village would have been evaporated.
@donkeysunited
@donkeysunited Жыл бұрын
Exactly. I've read that brains vaporize in that heat, that people are instantly incinerated on touch. I presume the oxygen is burned off as napalm does that. Nobody is going to survive the flow without some very specialised equipment or being a LONG way underground. EVERYBODY should be dead.
@SB992REBORN
@SB992REBORN Жыл бұрын
But it's Galadriel SHE IS A HIGH ELF AND HAS ASTRONOMICAL POWER AND LONGEVITY OF HEALING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BELIEVE SHE CAN SURVIVE ANYTHING !!! IT IS HINTED AT IN THE BOOKS AND FILMS! THE SHOW JUST SHOWS THIS! IT IS NOT BAD AT ALL!!!
@MasterJack2
@MasterJack2 Жыл бұрын
I am a hundred time more excited for the review than the actual show.
@pookypoo1169
@pookypoo1169 Жыл бұрын
Yeah 😂 I stopped watching this show after episode 4 I just watch the reviews now
@PeterRedhill
@PeterRedhill Жыл бұрын
@@Elatenl I mean I formed my own opinion when my Prime sub expired and I stopped watching this garbage. Now I enjoy watching the train wreck. This shows a fucking joke and I don't need Joe and the crew to prove that to me.
@MasterJack2
@MasterJack2 Жыл бұрын
@@Elatenl I lasted 3 episodes. After those you didnt need to be smartest guy in the room to know the rest of the show was gonna be super bad.
@rclaws3230
@rclaws3230 Жыл бұрын
@@Elatenl I watched an episode, vomited internally, and now I lurk the internet shitting on anyone who accepts media of this debauched quality.
@etherreal4393
@etherreal4393 Жыл бұрын
@@Elatenl Dough-mass
@DingbatToast
@DingbatToast Жыл бұрын
If only Gollum had been wearing Galadriels' armour when he fell in the lava of Mount Doom, he could have just swam to the side and climbed out
@goodlookinouthomie1757
@goodlookinouthomie1757 Жыл бұрын
Durin and Elrond are the entire show for me. I am literally skipping through half of everything else but them.
@eloel777
@eloel777 Жыл бұрын
wow, Joe finally woke up to reality at ep7. took long enough :D
@BKPrice
@BKPrice Жыл бұрын
Rings of Power writers respond to criticism: "Our daddies say we're the bestest writers ever."
@JohnDoe-vm5rb
@JohnDoe-vm5rb Жыл бұрын
Nope, it's that anyone who says their show is bad are patently evil, according to the latest media article
@scarman7866
@scarman7866 Жыл бұрын
Thank you JJ Abrams first star trek, then star wars and now lotr. Thank you for your part in butchering some of our best works of fiction.
@ryuk5673
@ryuk5673 Жыл бұрын
@@scarman7866 ohhhh JJ Abrams was involved? That explains a lot
@VNeto94
@VNeto94 Жыл бұрын
@@ryuk5673 it's all in the family of Bad Robot/Reboot.
@tRav285
@tRav285 Жыл бұрын
what they actually said is worse...."it might catch on in 60 years"
@vagrant2863
@vagrant2863 Жыл бұрын
Angry Joe has had one hell of a character arc with this show lol.
@TonioTyme
@TonioTyme Жыл бұрын
If only he opened his eyes with She-Skulk like he's done with this dumpsterfire
@edwardrichtofen8530
@edwardrichtofen8530 Жыл бұрын
@@TonioTyme wait till he sees the daredevil episode.
@adoringfan1226
@adoringfan1226 Жыл бұрын
I was dead when he started popping off and redoing the ratings
@eloel777
@eloel777 Жыл бұрын
better than Galadriel
@felixfungle-bung4688
@felixfungle-bung4688 Жыл бұрын
It's sad because he swallow the cool-aid then back tracks and adds a caveat to separate himself from the original detractors.
@Czejenesku
@Czejenesku Жыл бұрын
Alex's reaction to Galahad and the whole Arwen talk - priceless. Thx for an awesome venting of anger after each episode. :)
@somerandomoldguy4940
@somerandomoldguy4940 Жыл бұрын
The dialogue in this show "Give me meat, give it to me raw" ......The Rings of Power .............exists
@mediumgreysky7729
@mediumgreysky7729 Жыл бұрын
I loved the way the Harfoot speech scene played out. The father replied to the guy in a normal tone... then EVERYONE suddenly stopped what they were doing and turned expectantly to face him. Even the people in the very far back. All at once. When they had just been elbow deep in work clearing out rubble or whatever and naturally wouldn't be paying any attention to random conversations happening around them. Or they're so far away they couldn't hear it anyway. They just ALL TURNED AROUND unprompted. Rolled my eyes and thought "Oh great, here comes the speech." Sure enough. It was SO HAM-FISTED.
@saftpackerl
@saftpackerl Жыл бұрын
Hahaha. Same thing happening when Adar starts giving his speech to 2 Orcs (that were paying attention), to slowly turn and walk away from them, sit down and mumbling stuff to himself. The 4th Orc in the back said "Master, please speak up, we cant hear you from back here" Did he name Mordor? I dont thnik he said it out loud. The text insert did it for him.
@phatman808
@phatman808 Жыл бұрын
@@saftpackerl yeah we had to have the FLAMIN TEXT do it (someone said it looked like the overlay from a college sports channel lol), but not like a map or something, just a shot of Mount Doom in the background.
@TheNotoriousNemo
@TheNotoriousNemo Жыл бұрын
I was able to predict everything in this episode, the writing got worse. let me guess the mom is just fine. speech coming yup. girl Frodo will piss off Eminem yup. and finally I said I don't think n k adar is going to say the name, lmao we got a text lol
@Reyone13
@Reyone13 Жыл бұрын
Every time Joe says "Selebrimbor" and "Gilglahad" I see Alex die a little inside.
@Tlevids
@Tlevids Жыл бұрын
Gigologalad.
@TotalChaos95
@TotalChaos95 Жыл бұрын
Man I got confused when I heard Joe calling Selebrimbor like that. I know his name is Celebrimbor because of the shadow of Mordor games
@shadowjewel
@shadowjewel Жыл бұрын
The volcano aftermath was ridiculous. Anyone who knows about Pompeii knows how that should have gone, and Pompeii is so famous it's common knowledge, at least it is in any circle I've ever been in. Pompeii and it's volcanic eruption was in an ep of Doc Who for crying out loud. The writers have absolutely no excuse.
@joeltt1233
@joeltt1233 Жыл бұрын
Guys go back and look at Halbrands armour in the last ep...he is literally COVERED in rings. Then, they proclaim him a Lord over the Southlands. Therefore he is....wait for it....THE LORD OF THR RINGS 🤣
@RobTheDoodler
@RobTheDoodler Жыл бұрын
The idea of elves rubbing mithril all over themselves to bandage their light is hilarious.
@markmathisen3908
@markmathisen3908 Жыл бұрын
Given the writing in this travesty, I assumed that it would be mithril enemas that save the elves. 😂
@FlyfishermanMike
@FlyfishermanMike Жыл бұрын
​@@markmathisen3908 My thought as well!
@Elurdin
@Elurdin Жыл бұрын
While it's dumb and hillarious this single awfull plotpoint is done with 2 actors who carry the show with decent acting. Everyone and everything else is just dreadfull.
@vincetaliaferro2777
@vincetaliaferro2777 Жыл бұрын
Wtf... I could poop a better script.
@beardofnursing8602
@beardofnursing8602 Жыл бұрын
@@markmathisen3908 2 elves, one goblet of mithril?
@jasonmoore9187
@jasonmoore9187 Жыл бұрын
Remember when Aragorn says to the Hobbits "My friends, you bow to no one" and then everyone kneels before them. I have no doubt this show will NEVER get close to that level of emotional impact.
@Dravianpn02
@Dravianpn02 Жыл бұрын
Because that was made with heart and respect to it's source. ROP is inarguably not.
@GuukanKitsune
@GuukanKitsune Жыл бұрын
Buddy, Jackson managed to make A BUNCH OF PEOPLE LIGHTING BONFIRES into one of the single most epic moments of cinema ever. RoP can't even make an EXPLODING VOLCANO exciting.
@matthewmosier8439
@matthewmosier8439 Жыл бұрын
@@GuukanKitsune That's a fair point. And that's what makes me think that this show was allowed to be bad on purpose. Maybe the showrunners were set up to fail. They are filming in similar or the same locations from the film trilogy and the show is awful. They have tons more money, 20 years of studying what parts of Jackson's work resonated with the fans, pre-chosen natural settings with proven track records of success with fans, and hundreds of pages of writing to take inspiration from for dialogue. There's just no way that they watched any one of the films and compared it and decided, "Our show should fit in nicely with the fans".
@GuukanKitsune
@GuukanKitsune Жыл бұрын
@@matthewmosier8439 There is an old saying: "Never put down to malice what can be attributed to stupidity." They, in fact, DIDN'T study why the Jackson films were successful, they just studied what it was in them. Then they just tried to mindlessly ape them with The Hobbit because they thought that if they put in all the same stuff they would succeed too. And they didn't. Because the Jackson Films succeeded because the fans were getting the closest to what they wanted ever, and with the Hobbit, they weren't... BECAUSE they were trying to make another LOTR instead of just making The Hobbit. They still don't understand why these things are beloved. Why they succeeded. They are, in fact, clueless idiots. And they handed off this show to clueless idiots with EGOS who thought they knew how to make a better story than the original material when in reality they can't even write a half-decent narrative that even makes sense. The end result is the monumentally expensive TURD that is Rings of Power... which resulted from diverging from the stories everyone loved to try and make LOTR be Game of Thrones. Just like they tried to make Eragon into LOTR. They are so blinded by stupid focus groups they can't work out the simple truth that if you just do the damn story that everyone loves with minimal changes, it succeeds.
@ravenwhiteduck6460
@ravenwhiteduck6460 Жыл бұрын
@@matthewmosier8439 no these showrunners thought they could tell a better epic then Tolkien apparently, it's never a good thing when showrunners do this, thinking their making it better because what you end up with is well... this
@JoeTheLion60
@JoeTheLion60 Жыл бұрын
No name show runners; no name actors; terrible writing...whats could go wrong??? - At least we still have the glorious LOTR movies whereas Cringe of Power will never be remembered....
@MichaelCMadden
@MichaelCMadden Жыл бұрын
Try to imagine a farmer, after a volcano flattens his environment, rising up from the wreckage, looking around and yelling, 'Ok, who the hell did that!' Sounds like an unnatural response to a natural disaster, right? So what reason could Guylabriel have for thinking anyone was behind the volcano erupting? She doesn't know the sword was behind it, so why leave the town, and people who need her help, to go get revenge for an exploding volcano? This is the worst writing I have ever seen.
@chezter43
@chezter43 Жыл бұрын
Slim Shady is now my favorite character of the show, when she lit the Harfoots’ carts on fire I was so happy 😭
@TalosCreative
@TalosCreative Жыл бұрын
I was hoping they would be all become Char-Foots, but its seems they just got burned the carts and apples,
@Punished_Trump
@Punished_Trump Жыл бұрын
You mean Slim Lady
@aesir1ases64
@aesir1ases64 Жыл бұрын
Berek the horse is the best character in the show
@manoz6194
@manoz6194 Жыл бұрын
@@Punished_Trump Or Feminem
@nathandutton2860
@nathandutton2860 Жыл бұрын
@@Punished_Trump LMAO
@snipertheladiesman
@snipertheladiesman Жыл бұрын
"Queen of numenor is blind... but to make it seem to her ppl that she is NOT blind, we'll put a blindfold on her." That sentence is more than enough to really look at the writing and ask, what were the writers smoking when they thought of that.
@TheMajorStranger
@TheMajorStranger Жыл бұрын
I think you and they failed to understand the idea was not to hide she's blind forever, but to not let it show on the walk back as this is a massive moral loss. Now that they're back to camp and relative safety keeping the illusion doesn't make sense.
@vincetaliaferro2777
@vincetaliaferro2777 Жыл бұрын
@@TheMajorStranger Still terrible writing. Im a huge fan of Tolkiens work and I know in my heart he'd be absolutely pissed off. This show only happened because of greed and the estate not being controlled by Christopher after his passing. Its a disaster and would have never happened if the father or son were alive.
@TheMajorStranger
@TheMajorStranger Жыл бұрын
@@vincetaliaferro2777 It's an adaptation, it take creative licensing to create something new. Tolkien Fan hated PJ trilogy too so fuck em. They'll never be happy so fuck em.
@tams805
@tams805 Жыл бұрын
And yet they don't address this at all. The scene with the blindfold is also in private away from the camp.
@RespectTheSourceMaterial
@RespectTheSourceMaterial Жыл бұрын
@@TheMajorStranger moral loss for what? They weren't going to war. They hadn't even lost one battle and they're returning home. They needed to keep their morals FOR WHAT?
@imairwrecked3599
@imairwrecked3599 Жыл бұрын
I honestly don’t even give these shows a chance anymore. All they do is screw it up. Give one example of an old franchise they haven’t run into the ground. I’ll wait…
@lachazaroony
@lachazaroony Жыл бұрын
How as a writer could you write a scene where a pyroclastic cloud hits destroying houses and setting fire to everything but the people are ok? How do you not see the stupidity in this? I swear they intentionally made this bad.
@alexanderm8880
@alexanderm8880 Жыл бұрын
My favorite is when complaints about believability are met with "it's fantasy bro, you'll accept Balrogs and Elves but not this?" If we're taking that path then just give Galadriel a Barrett and call it a day, it'd be just as acceptable. Tolkien himself did an essay on the suspension of disbelief and its importance.
@l0rf
@l0rf Жыл бұрын
Exactly. It's not a complaint about fantasy. It's a complaint about terrible storrytelling. If I were to tell you the most outlandish story about a being of incomprehensible power singing a flat world into existence that was initially lit up by two giant lanterns and then a spider eats some trees and eventually rings make people turn into ghosts, you'd be bored and annoyed and also probably ask me what I am doing in your room. If it instead was the Silmarillion and the wonderful tale of Beren and Luthien or the Lord of the Rings, you'd probably be much, much interested in the tale. I despise this idea of "don't think, just consume the fantasy story". No, I respect my time too much for that.
@ziephel-6780
@ziephel-6780 Жыл бұрын
"Ah okay, so it's just fantasy. I agree. Then why don't we add nukes, guns, and starships to top it off?" Dumb Shill: "WHAAAAAT, that doesn't make any sense!" "Bro, it's just fantasy. You accept Amazon's writing but not my suggestion? The audacity" Dumb Shill: "I- no- umm.......Oh shut the hell up and just accept what we were given!"
@dr.ambiguous4913
@dr.ambiguous4913 Жыл бұрын
Which is funny because with respect to it’s own universe, pretty much everything in the legendarium is meticulously explained and completely makes sense. It’s very difficult to find a blatant inconsistency in the books. I don’t know how people can say that “realism” was never important to middle-earth because it’s “just fantasy” when Tolkien took the time to painstakingly map out the geography and the journey’s the characters take. I’ve literally done the math and double-checked to see if the travel times in the story make sense, and they do. This is pretty common in fantasy now, but back when Tolkien wrote it wasn’t.
@moulanakratos
@moulanakratos Жыл бұрын
I noticed that too about the Dwarve's downfall. It's been changed from greed to compassion. Imagine that, it's compassion that will bring downfall to Khazad-dum. What a nice lesson to teach people, "don't be compassionate guys or you'll awake an ancient evil and end up destroying everything ! "
@danielb7143
@danielb7143 Жыл бұрын
It's not supposed to be greed either though, that's a change that the movies made. The dwarves don't just dig at random, they have a bond with the mountain (since they themselves were literally carved out of it by Aule). It's the influence of the rings given to them that obscure it and cloud their judgement, causing them to dig where they shouldn't and release the balrog.
@mevlanagemici3727
@mevlanagemici3727 Жыл бұрын
​@@danielb7143 what? you based this on what book and what page exactly? Gandalf himself says that dwarves " delved too greedily and too deep" when walking through Khazad-dum in Fellowship of the Ring, A journey in the Dark chapter... "The Dwarves tell no tale; but even as mithril was the foundation of their wealth, so also it was their destruction: they delved too greedily and too deep, and disturbed that from which they fled, Durin’s Bane. " It is a recurring theme in Tolkien (completely aside from the rings of power), from hobbit to LOTR to silmarillion to Morhoth's ring. Jackson did not make up the themes of the LOTR that he adapted in his films. He was loyal to them in almost every possible way, especially in the theatrical edition.
@derekdrake8706
@derekdrake8706 Жыл бұрын
No good deed goes unpunished? 😂
@danielb7143
@danielb7143 Жыл бұрын
@@mevlanagemici3727 The Silmarillion page 345/346 - Of The Rings of Power: "The Dwarves indeed proved tough and hard to tame; they ill endure the domination of others, and the thoughts of their hearts are hard to fathom, nor can they be turned to shadows. They used their rings only for the getting of wealth; but wrath and an overmastering greed of gold were kindled in their hearts, of which evil enough after came to the profit of Sauron." That's pretty explicit I'd say.
@mikeluna2026
@mikeluna2026 Жыл бұрын
I wonder, it feels like they want to "explain" why dwarves hate elves in the future so much (like "we tried to help you but doing it just bit us in ass"). Like they are trying to create an "aha!" moment...
@DameWhoGames623
@DameWhoGames623 Жыл бұрын
The part where Galadriel screams "Black Lives Matter" and charges at Sauron was awe-inspiring
@chefeinice
@chefeinice Жыл бұрын
Joe imitating the scenes were 1000x better than the actual show lol had me dying out here 🤣
@theguythatiam
@theguythatiam Жыл бұрын
Never underestimate how badly corporations can destroy art. Their reality is entirely synthetic, so Amazon's take on Tolkien is the equivalent of an AI analyzing data points and statistics, not the underlying soul and creativity that makes art, art.
@mrcaos999
@mrcaos999 Жыл бұрын
Its the same princip as the flood of AI art we see. Sadly it works. Because people think you just have to write or draw "correctly". They not unterstand you need more to create art then just skill. I would even say skill is the less important thing you need to create art. Thats why even the most perfectly made AI pictures still feel cheap and lifeless on my opinion. As Ai just copys but isn't able to truly unterstand art or also writing
@theguythatiam
@theguythatiam Жыл бұрын
@Silent Man Just saying BS? Please elaborate. The mountains of proof plus Amazon's own proud admission of being a purely data driven machine is insurmountable, but I'm sure you have some good points, right? 😂 Additionally, a billion+ production doesn't flop this hard because of some bad writers. It takes a whole cascade of blunders and bad data to fail this hard and be completely caught off guard.
@theguythatiam
@theguythatiam Жыл бұрын
@Silent Man Yes, I agree the writing is horrendous. That is a major part of it, but there is a lot more going on than that to make it this bad. The directors, casting, camera work, editing, etc. The reason so many things suck are conscious choices made by Amazon, and backed by their echo chamber consensus of woke BS, subversive narrative structure, and filling quotas. Same as Disney / Marvel, another corporation that sucks the souls out of their own ips and loyal fanbase with live action remakes (mostly terrible). The original point is that these companies are incapable of creating real art anymore, primarily because it is all mechanical to them and about the bottom line.
@monkayjim999
@monkayjim999 Жыл бұрын
i like the fact that these angry joe reviews are 10x more entertaining than the actual LOTR rings of power that cost $1B to make 😂
@navins11
@navins11 Жыл бұрын
So true, i was forced to constantly skip forward 10s when watching episode 7, im sure i skipped atleast 30 times. skipped 0 times while watching this video... so yea.
@OddFid
@OddFid Жыл бұрын
True
@shadowedknight66
@shadowedknight66 Жыл бұрын
As I watched the scenes happen the only thing I was excited about was to hear Joe rip it apart. The hypocrisy of the characters just saying the exact opposite of what they were doing the previous episode was just baffling.
@kokocaptainqc
@kokocaptainqc Жыл бұрын
@@navins11 only 30? damn you really liked it then ^^
@zombeedegenerate6974
@zombeedegenerate6974 Жыл бұрын
It's literally all I watch, I stopped watched after the first episode lol
@darthtaiter
@darthtaiter Жыл бұрын
What's more Mary Sue than Rey being a perfect jedi with no training at all? 'Not my' Galadrial facing down a goddamn Pyroclastic Flow without blinking!
@ggadmire
@ggadmire Жыл бұрын
I worked at a amazon warehouse back when Amazon acquired the rights to LotR, our shift lead gathered us and after our morning stretches and such he mentioned “oh hey guys by the way Amazon acquired the LotR license to make a TV show”. I was thinking about all the cool lore they could explored at the time… like Morkath or other crazy stuff
@xerodight2057
@xerodight2057 Жыл бұрын
Even with volcanic ashe in her face and in the air Galadriel still has her eyes fully opened and the same stoic face, wonderful acting.
@TangoNevada
@TangoNevada Жыл бұрын
That was a big problem. It was a pyroclastic cloud that can travel at 600mph and be over 3500 degrees. Have the writers never even heard of Pompeii and Mount Vesuvius?
@tommysoliz3064
@tommysoliz3064 Жыл бұрын
@@TangoNevada I don’t think they’ve ever seen a grill cook meat
@mikem9001
@mikem9001 Жыл бұрын
@@tommysoliz3064 Clearly, since they give the meat, and give it raw
@turbomanmechachrist
@turbomanmechachrist Жыл бұрын
@@TangoNevada What do you excect from Flash Gordon writers lol
@TruckerJenkins82
@TruckerJenkins82 Жыл бұрын
Her eyes have obviously been clanging and banging at the gym. Don't forget, she's seen things, dammit.
@justinstoll4955
@justinstoll4955 Жыл бұрын
The only way season 2 can be any better is if Cate Blanchett wakes up as Galadrial in bed, rolls over next to Celeborn, and says "My goodness! I just had the most awful nightmare. I dreamt I was an angry, genocidal maniac. And you were dead, apparently? And something dumb was happening where we were apparently dying and mithrill was going to save us? And for some reason I thought I could swim 5,000 miles. And I eventually died in a volcanic eruption. It was such a terrible nightmare. .
@adamndirtyape
@adamndirtyape Жыл бұрын
Yes, that would be the only way to fix what they've done.
@mikem9001
@mikem9001 Жыл бұрын
Celeborn says, "Honey, you have got to STOP snorting powdered Mallorn leaves like last night!!!"
@jjdn43
@jjdn43 Жыл бұрын
@@mikem9001 HAHAHA
@krajicsek13
@krajicsek13 Жыл бұрын
Honey you need to wake up the Fellowship of the ring arrives tonight
@lachazaroony
@lachazaroony Жыл бұрын
You steal this from the comment in Disparu`s channel? Because i saw this exact comment there a minute ago.
@kyknekeer
@kyknekeer Жыл бұрын
I watch Ring of Power and wonder which scenes Joe's gonna hate most, that's like the most entertaining way to look at it
@TVGGAMEZCO
@TVGGAMEZCO Жыл бұрын
2 missing ingredients: Cleverness, Charm. The main issue of the show is the lack of clever story telling here. There is no continuity, no depth or weight to actions or consequences, and the show is completely devoid of CHARM.
@allisonsantala7507
@allisonsantala7507 Жыл бұрын
Now we know why the Tolkien expert quit. Totally appreciate your rewatched episode rating breakdown 👍
@paulmartin6209
@paulmartin6209 Жыл бұрын
He left (EDIT: fired) because he broke his NDA.
@fenrir_Lokison9
@fenrir_Lokison9 Жыл бұрын
Left? I thought amazon fired him because he talked against what amazon was doing to the lore.
@paulmartin6209
@paulmartin6209 Жыл бұрын
@@fenrir_Lokison9 no he was fired for breaking his NDA. This is what happens when people repeatedly spew fake news. It’s possible he didn’t like the direction, but there is no proof of that.
@NovRen19
@NovRen19 Жыл бұрын
The forest of Professor Tolkien is being burned before our eyes in the fires of corporations as our 6th installment defines: The power of the Rings is fading with each passing episode, as we all hear Treebeard's cry fused into the corporate machine theyocracy and their subordinates, "a wizard should know better." If you have lost heart or grown frustrated, join us for EXSURGE TOLKIEN as we continue to defend the counter perspective to this ROP heresy series. It is overwhelming that the showrunner's rather than desiring to respect Tolkien's Tales, yearned to be the 'lord and god' of their own "private sub-creation." Now is the hour for all phans to realize that this show does not glitter and is not gold, and return to the Valar, to the truth. "Auta i lóme!" and "Aurë entuluva."
@NovRen19
@NovRen19 Жыл бұрын
​@@paulmartin6209 the corporate machine theyocracy was pretty liberal with that definition of their NDA.
@doubleplusdanny
@doubleplusdanny Жыл бұрын
As a lore-fiend, I have a lot of respect for Joe learning the real lore, identifying the false lore and coming around to seeing the show for what it is, "Happy-Meal Tolkien".
@huey6248
@huey6248 Жыл бұрын
good show, gatekeepers stay mad
@doubleplusdanny
@doubleplusdanny Жыл бұрын
No one who dislikes the show has ever told you that you’re not allowed to like it. Take a deep breath. If the show does one thing well, it’ll be turning non-Tolkien readers into Tolkien readers. Isn’t that what we all want, to share his ideas and live them out in our own lives?
@bryanmerel
@bryanmerel Жыл бұрын
​@@huey6248 thankyou, "real person" Huey for your "valuable" input.
@boarfaceswinejaw4516
@boarfaceswinejaw4516 Жыл бұрын
dont insult happy meals like that
@Nynja123TRT
@Nynja123TRT Жыл бұрын
@@huey6248 This isn't how gatekeeping works. A gatekeeper has the literal power and authority to *control* what and how a populous is exposed to. If the Tolkien fanbase were gatekeepers, they would be controlling what this audience could watch, which is impossible because they aren't a service that can provide programs and select and choose what can be viewed and on what platforms.
@jeffelliott7353
@jeffelliott7353 Жыл бұрын
It is a sad indictment of a TV series that a video game was truer to the lore, had better plotting, more consistency and deeper characterizations.
@CommonBad
@CommonBad Жыл бұрын
This entire show is already better than the entire 7 episodes of Ring of Powers combined.
@willroberts3991
@willroberts3991 Жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you have first time showrunners taking on a franchise of this size and caliber
@ShallowDepression
@ShallowDepression Жыл бұрын
It was given to them on purpose. Subversion 101.
@MasticinaAkicta
@MasticinaAkicta Жыл бұрын
@@ShallowDepression Yup, ... big companies are wasting money this way. The audience is walking away!
@Alkardd
@Alkardd Жыл бұрын
That's not true. The writters are just fuckin suck and they're stupid with no vision whatsoever. I knew couple of "fresh" writters that had a chance and they successed like Daredevil or The Punisher
@Kairos_Akuma
@Kairos_Akuma Жыл бұрын
...and with zero care for the sourcematerial...
@mk13ultra4th
@mk13ultra4th Жыл бұрын
The Companies have more control over newbie showrunners, who are just happy to get the opportunity. Imagine, they hire a guy with a vision and certain credibility. They wouldn't have the control.
@takethesnakeroberts5723
@takethesnakeroberts5723 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if this show was your only experience with Tolkien's work.
@Bleiser3
@Bleiser3 Жыл бұрын
It will be for many people. It's always a case with stuff like this.
@vespenegas261
@vespenegas261 Жыл бұрын
That empty warehouse HDRI map reflecting on the ring is pretty good at symbolising RoP show's theme: "There's nothing in it". Good job!
@lightworkerseven4139
@lightworkerseven4139 Жыл бұрын
To be fair the horse Berek has more character development than most of the other characters on this show.
@060steve
@060steve Жыл бұрын
“I see” “Do you?” Excellent writing. 10/10 🔥
@Cenot4ph
@Cenot4ph Жыл бұрын
Less is more
@saftpackerl
@saftpackerl Жыл бұрын
That one cracked me up! :D You could practically hear the tapping on the shoulders from the writers room. Excellent!
@mastergoyy
@mastergoyy Жыл бұрын
You have’t seen what I have seen!
@dantefromdevilmaycry9857
@dantefromdevilmaycry9857 Жыл бұрын
@@Cenot4ph Less good, more bad
@GaiaLegend
@GaiaLegend Жыл бұрын
I loved what Joe said here, that's how the first episode should have started: Narrator: *At the beginning of creation.. of this piece of shit*
@SoldierSpiderx
@SoldierSpiderx Жыл бұрын
I love how the Southlanders apparently consist of just one village and one destroyed village, and then they just accept some random dude with a little pouch as their king, and then half of them die immediately and the volcano killed everyone except the ones the audience wanted dead: Galadriel and the Harfoots and Man, at this point Sauron doesnt need to forge the rings, everyone is evil already!
@nilubensonofnimruzir1637
@nilubensonofnimruzir1637 Жыл бұрын
Having Durin III and Durin IV alive at the same time is literally impossible, since Durin III and Durin IV are LITERALLY the exact same person. Not in the 'I died but then I was reborn' kind of way, but in the 'I died and I was put in a tomb, then a couple centuries later I resurrect when my soul returns to my corpse, and my body is restored to its prime' kind of way.
@slippytrippy8122
@slippytrippy8122 Жыл бұрын
Wow.
@BasJack
@BasJack Жыл бұрын
He is going to fucking explode at the last episode, fucking hell that was shit
@grogwire
@grogwire Жыл бұрын
Are we finally going to talk about how the writers change the map to fit the narrative?
@GaudiaCertaminisGaming
@GaudiaCertaminisGaming Жыл бұрын
They moved the river around didn’t they? I heard another KZfaqr mention that.
@Dzwalkthrough
@Dzwalkthrough Жыл бұрын
@@GaudiaCertaminisGaming yes thats true, there is no river there
@Graffels
@Graffels Жыл бұрын
the river is an SCP
@PCgamer923
@PCgamer923 Жыл бұрын
Part way through the second episode I just started looking at this show as some alternate reality with completely different lore. It made the headache go away, it's still a dumpster fire even if you don't know anything about tolkien especially the writing.
@clem-lv2rw
@clem-lv2rw Жыл бұрын
@@Graffels honestly, at this point, I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that the whole show in and of itself is a memetic hazard SCP that breached containment
@TheCBear95
@TheCBear95 Жыл бұрын
Me watching everyone getting ate up by pyroclastic flow 👀 Galadriel waking up without a single burn mark or scratch 🤨
@zachalou3073
@zachalou3073 Жыл бұрын
Her plot armor is made of mithril
@justinnyugen7015
@justinnyugen7015 Жыл бұрын
She walked on the particles like Legolas did in the Hobbit movie
@Gunn27
@Gunn27 Жыл бұрын
She was on her period so therefore immune.
@FRAKKKA
@FRAKKKA Жыл бұрын
@@Gunn27 her flow was superior
@soggybiscuit6098
@soggybiscuit6098 Жыл бұрын
Its oil of olay
@caxtnova
@caxtnova Жыл бұрын
I HATE THIS! The writing SUCKS and Tolkien is rolling in his grave! I give it a 4/10, barely slightly below average.
@thesweatycasual9346
@thesweatycasual9346 Жыл бұрын
I couldn't wait for someone else to bring up the fact that galadriel doesn't blink, and I laughed when I saw the cheesy location title switch from southland to murder, really was just hoping adar would say "mordor"
@sergie2822
@sergie2822 Жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you hire writers who probably only ever written anything dramatic, was on their Twitter. 😂
@RageDaug
@RageDaug Жыл бұрын
Writers all picked for physical immutable characteristics, not unfortunately, for their ability to write.
@thomaslance5428
@thomaslance5428 Жыл бұрын
WHO hires inexperienced directors and writers for such a BIG endeavor???
@RageDaug
@RageDaug Жыл бұрын
@@thomaslance5428 Amazon & Disney for sure. Probably some more studios as well.
@Greyshadow
@Greyshadow Жыл бұрын
Actually some of the writers for this show used to work on Breaking Bad
@TheJoelef
@TheJoelef Жыл бұрын
And that’s mostly what there pronouns are and adding the Ukraine flag
@andrewhudson7108
@andrewhudson7108 Жыл бұрын
My problem with RoP is that there’s no through line. In LotR, the through line was destroying the ring. It was simple enough to follow no matter what was going on and was the motivation for everyone’s actions. Even The Hobbit was about the journey of getting back the treasure. But the RoP is…fighting evil like every other generic fantasy? It just feels muddled and nothing holding it together.
@dancemeanumber6569
@dancemeanumber6569 Жыл бұрын
@@blitzme99 Where are the Rings of Power?
@blitzme99
@blitzme99 Жыл бұрын
@@dancemeanumber6569 I think they are literally starting to make them next episode. The trailer suggests it.
@-Aniki-
@-Aniki- Жыл бұрын
@@blitzme99Please fucking tell me where the rings of power were, or was I blind and deaf?
@WhoTookPlockrock
@WhoTookPlockrock Жыл бұрын
@@blitzme99 Which is gloriously fucking ridiculous because THE GUY WHO CAUSES THEM TO BE MADE isn't even there yet.
@captainuseless2120
@captainuseless2120 Жыл бұрын
@@blitzme99 No it's not. None of the current events revolve around the Rings in any meaningful way, and even if that were the case, unless making them was the entire goal of the main characters, it's not a Through line.
@Hallo1248574
@Hallo1248574 Жыл бұрын
I think the whole show can be condensed into 2 words: Amateur hour. The story is shit, the dialogue is shit, the acting is wooden, and even the prop's are shitty and look like plastic in a show with a 1 billion $ budget...this HAS to be a tax write off or a money laundering scheme because no one in their right mind would greenlight this, not even Bezos with his manically laughter...
@TheEldritchGod
@TheEldritchGod Жыл бұрын
Galadriel tanks a POMPEY-LEVEL PYROCLASTIC FLOW to the FACE and the worst that happens is she gets covered in Cheetos Brand Cheese-like Flavor Dust, but when I saw a burning extra crawl across the screen, WHILE WEARING SNEAKERS, that was what RUINED MY EMERSION.
@BearsIn3D
@BearsIn3D Жыл бұрын
I also busted out loud laughing when she was asking for the captain and turning her head around then they pan over to him and he’s crying 😂😂😂 this show should’ve been a comedy!
@mitchellpolinop7650
@mitchellpolinop7650 Жыл бұрын
Lmfao i legit thought he walked away abandoning her since she's blind
@gastheweebs
@gastheweebs Жыл бұрын
haha my exact reaction, 21 century sensitive men Elendil
@Makta972
@Makta972 Жыл бұрын
Yup just another useless man and 3 strong Women... Jeez 🤦
@Echidna23Gaming
@Echidna23Gaming Жыл бұрын
@@gastheweebs How is crying over a presumedly dead son along with the potential deaths of an entire war considered "sensitive"?
@donkeysunited
@donkeysunited Жыл бұрын
@@Echidna23Gaming Exactly. He has lost his son and his queen is blinded. He wishes they never went to Middle Earth and he certainly doesn't want to come back. He's crying for his son and the future of his people. If anything, he hates what Galadriel has done and what his queen is doing. Men are allowed to cry, especially when women are ruining their lives! I really like the Elendil actor and character - he's up there with Durin and Disa. Everyone else is rubbish.
@NotSoRandom_
@NotSoRandom_ Жыл бұрын
The difference in quality between this and House of the Dragon is astonishing
@LLPTV
@LLPTV Жыл бұрын
white-wig soap opera looks so ridiculous i won't even bother
@tinosdragatsis
@tinosdragatsis Жыл бұрын
@@LLPTV It is actually written by competent scriptwriters. Sure is is a bit fast-paced but it seems really good. You don't know what you are missing.
@tylergraham6662
@tylergraham6662 Жыл бұрын
@@LLPTV cope
@kahn5234
@kahn5234 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, the excitement for each episode is incredible. The fact that it’s trending on twitter for a whole day everytime the new episode aired speaks volumn
@Red_Rebel
@Red_Rebel Жыл бұрын
@@LLPTV are you gonna cry?
@hellfire5108
@hellfire5108 Жыл бұрын
This show should be a great example for people who want to make it in this business. No matter how devoid of talent you are, you can make it!
@gulinp1
@gulinp1 Жыл бұрын
Show that spends $60M per episode has "army" of Numenor made out of 3 extras and cheapest looking coseplay design of armor ever
@SimpleNobody2420
@SimpleNobody2420 Жыл бұрын
It's a well-known fact that Tolkien's son hated Peter Jackson's LOTR films but if he knew about this he would have been absolutely outraged.
@boarfaceswinejaw4516
@boarfaceswinejaw4516 Жыл бұрын
to be fair, tolkien's son was a renown hardass.
@40KWill
@40KWill Жыл бұрын
Probably sued for defamation
@lightblue8818
@lightblue8818 Жыл бұрын
Why did he dislike the Peter Jackson films?
@alexanderforrest1983
@alexanderforrest1983 Жыл бұрын
@@lightblue8818 he was similar to his father. He didn’t believe it should be a movie since they wanted the reader to interpret the dialogue to create the world in their mind. No 2 people would have the same exact middle earth.
@timafterdark3759
@timafterdark3759 Жыл бұрын
@@lightblue8818 I’ll simplify that he thought it films are action films for young people for 15-25 yr olds and Tolkien is too mainstream
@Frexter
@Frexter Жыл бұрын
This show has been incredible so far! I cannot WAIT for the epic finale. I love everything about this show!! (Remove this part of the comment before posting, your $20 has been transferred into your PayPal account - Best Regards, Amazon)
@Karifi
@Karifi Жыл бұрын
nice one dude
@thisguydan
@thisguydan Жыл бұрын
Hello [name], I too am loving [show title] from Amazon Studios, a streaming service that is the source for the greatest movies and TV, all for the low cost of [current Prime membership cost] per month!
@GaudiaCertaminisGaming
@GaudiaCertaminisGaming Жыл бұрын
Well played sir.
@vikingcathq
@vikingcathq Жыл бұрын
Other Joe's interjections are so on point, comedic genius. xD 'They don't have that kind of money, Alex.' LMFAO!
@johnrambo99999
@johnrambo99999 Жыл бұрын
The crying scene is great meme material.
@alexnieves
@alexnieves Жыл бұрын
Galadriel might have the strongest plot armor known to Middle Earth. Homie face checked a pyroclasm and her makeup didn't even come off.
@zachalou3073
@zachalou3073 Жыл бұрын
Mithril
@schwartzy65
@schwartzy65 Жыл бұрын
@@zachalou3073 new mithril powder in the makeup perhaps?
@1Plebeian
@1Plebeian Жыл бұрын
It isn't even plot armor, it's retardation lol.
@dantefromdevilmaycry9857
@dantefromdevilmaycry9857 Жыл бұрын
@Silent Man Strongest doesn't mean invulnerable.
@cleanerben9636
@cleanerben9636 Жыл бұрын
@Silent Man elves are still made of flesh
@Progressive90
@Progressive90 Жыл бұрын
22:04 there is KZfaq channel called Tolkien Untangled. Dave, the owner of the channel does an impeccable job creating the storyline for what Rings of power could have looked liked with the rights the show runners currently have. The difference is truly astounding and I highly recommend these videos to everyone interested in how the lore could be adapted well on the screen.
@mainsource8030
@mainsource8030 Жыл бұрын
watch the gandalf reviews rings of power episodes, gandalf is deepfaked, hilarious!!
@Progressive90
@Progressive90 Жыл бұрын
@@mainsource8030 I love the guy
@Stephan2099
@Stephan2099 Жыл бұрын
Man I need this to treat the PTSD the Rings of Power has left me with!
@aesir1ases64
@aesir1ases64 Жыл бұрын
Men of the West also did a great outline of a 2nd age adaptation, pretty great stuff. Amazing how youtubers can think of a better adaptation than a billionaire corporation but thats what happens when one loves the lore and the other only loves the money.
@Stonk5331
@Stonk5331 Жыл бұрын
"Everyone sucks, expect Elrond and Durin". You two are great"
@phil6384
@phil6384 Жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the Death Star to turn up, and the space elf Spock to beam down and become Sauron. Pretty sure that's in Tolkiens books somewhere near the back
@ravenwhiteduck6460
@ravenwhiteduck6460 Жыл бұрын
It was a napkin he drunkenly scribbled on, it was easier to get the rights to that
@Dazvanu
@Dazvanu Жыл бұрын
I laughed a lot at the part where the Balrog awakens, as they exploded and used sledgehammers and pickaxes to create the passage and all the noise that was made to clear the way didn't bother him, but a falling elven leaf did. it reminded me of an episode of tom and jerry where tom's owner says that if a pin falls and it makes a noise to wake her up he was screwed jerry made a whole zoo pass inside the room and she kept sleeping but when he dropped a pin tom got screwed hehehehehe
@RM-rh3mz
@RM-rh3mz Жыл бұрын
I DO NOT like the show, I roll my eyes the whole time. But the physical falling of the leaf didn’t wake it up. I believe it was the elf/magic leaf (can’t remember the name of the tree) coming into its presence woke it up
@nightmarextreme4371
@nightmarextreme4371 Жыл бұрын
@@RM-rh3mz yup, because it was the same leaf of the same type of tree they showed i nthe previous episodes.
@bes5164
@bes5164 Жыл бұрын
No, the leaf did not awakened him. It was just a metaphoric scene.
@hapablap2088
@hapablap2088 Жыл бұрын
My assumption was that the massive crevice was excavated by the dwarves. Meaning that if the balrog is just at the bottom of it, clearly the dwarves wouldve seen it.
@RM-rh3mz
@RM-rh3mz Жыл бұрын
@@hapablap2088 no, the crevice was a crevice. They only knocked a tiny head sized whole into it. There are naturally fissures and caverns in the rock. Usually made by water and heat.
@purasangrethrash
@purasangrethrash Жыл бұрын
38:56 Man Angry Joe impression of galadriel is on point, i laughed my ass off
@mojoriden
@mojoriden Жыл бұрын
The harfoot speech "we are forever faithful to each other" don't you guys abandon to death anyone that falls behind? huh?
@Nativgod
@Nativgod Жыл бұрын
My 2 year old twins can produce a better series in their potties. Btw, the Southlanders keep growing because they are just cut and pasting them.
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