The Rise of Skywalker Destroys George Lucas' Star Wars | Spoiler Review

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Nerdrotic

Nerdrotic

4 жыл бұрын

The Rise of Skywalker is a mess of epic proportions. Hidden behind the vale of quick edits, hyperkinetic shots, and effects is a deconstruction of the mythos. An attempted course correction in the third film of a trilogy is never advisable. on the surface it may look like some corrections were made, but on second look, it only cements the damage done by Rian Johnson's dumpster fire. The only thing we can do from here is pretend the Disney Trilogy never existed. Disney has turned modern mythology into a bad soap opera.
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@ZefVolk
@ZefVolk 4 жыл бұрын
Rey managed to get three Skywalkers killed. That's two more than Palpatine.
@nicholasmallard2926
@nicholasmallard2926 4 жыл бұрын
Grandpa's plan has worked to perfection! All he needed was Kathleen Palpatine and Darth Jar Jar to set things in motion!
@-k7228
@-k7228 4 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Mallard Why are you making fun of Jar Jar? He is a brilliant character!
@dragolax
@dragolax 4 жыл бұрын
Is that you Grandpa Snorlax?
@insane_troll
@insane_troll 4 жыл бұрын
@@-k7228 I'd rather see a Jar Jar trilogy than this one.
@gringgles2633
@gringgles2633 4 жыл бұрын
ok so like there a very credible theory that anakins father is palpatine meaning that kylo and rey are blood related (sweet home alabama begins playing....)
@YourCRTube
@YourCRTube 4 жыл бұрын
She is a great sailor because she lived her entire life on a desert planet.
@veilofreality
@veilofreality 4 жыл бұрын
Mary Sue can do everything, she is perfect and flawless in everything she does because....vagina.
@hammyhamster8349
@hammyhamster8349 4 жыл бұрын
I think I just shook my head when she even got in the boat let alone her skills. Given how angry the tiny sea was nobody sane would have risked it because the chances of survival for a none Mary Sue were about 0.
@ProjectRedfoot
@ProjectRedfoot 4 жыл бұрын
MAKES SENSE! 🐑BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
@thedogtobs9469
@thedogtobs9469 4 жыл бұрын
Lol I didn’t even think about it.
@SamSamSamSameSamSamSam
@SamSamSamSameSamSamSam 4 жыл бұрын
So brave
@Goldencoins
@Goldencoins 4 жыл бұрын
Disney isn't canon. Billions of dollars doesn't buy my imagination or my heart.
@mrsucc2138
@mrsucc2138 4 жыл бұрын
I mean yes, But actually no.
@damvid21
@damvid21 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely this. It doesn't matter how glossy Disney wanna try and make it, it means nothing to me. Conversely, if George Lucas scrawls some bullet points on a napkin with a crayon, THAT would be canon.
@PHAToregon
@PHAToregon 4 жыл бұрын
Legends: exists Kathleen Kennedy: There’s no source material. We don’t have comic books. We don’t have 800-page novels. We don’t have anything other than passionate storytellers who get together and talk about what the next iteration might be.
@agentboi4794
@agentboi4794 4 жыл бұрын
True
@gasmonkey1000
@gasmonkey1000 4 жыл бұрын
Doomcock's law of canon.
@xIxAmxKh2xI
@xIxAmxKh2xI 4 жыл бұрын
Let’s just all consider episodes 7-9 non-canon
@TheVCRTimeMachine
@TheVCRTimeMachine 4 жыл бұрын
You can do what you want, but I consider 7 and 8 canon.
@jamesnichols3366
@jamesnichols3366 4 жыл бұрын
Thystaff Thywill it’s their franchise now
@be2081
@be2081 4 жыл бұрын
Just follow the Legends Timeline, it is and always was way better
@Bigblue3000
@Bigblue3000 4 жыл бұрын
Way ahead on you.
@TheWeirdSideofTown
@TheWeirdSideofTown 4 жыл бұрын
@Thystaff Thywill if and when they put original ideas people hate it
@kenh2o
@kenh2o 4 жыл бұрын
This movie should be called the "Rise of Palpatine " since all the Skywalkers are now dead....🤣🤣🤣
@mauser8515
@mauser8515 4 жыл бұрын
Some things are stronger then blood. Obviously you missed the speeder.
@TVJUNK85
@TVJUNK85 4 жыл бұрын
@@mauser8515 Yeah but blood is still blood. She can call herself a Skywalker like a DeviantArt OC all she wants, but she's still a Palpatine.
@calexus5880
@calexus5880 4 жыл бұрын
Mauser 85 stop drinking the koolaid
@LtheDetective
@LtheDetective 4 жыл бұрын
I hated this fuckin movie. Been better if she died killing off the Palpatine bloodline and Ben lived to raise the Skywalker's name again
@patrickbernard6640
@patrickbernard6640 4 жыл бұрын
@@LtheDetective Would've been more satisfied with that outcome..
@pacoramon9468
@pacoramon9468 4 жыл бұрын
This sequel triology makes the original pointless: Palpatine is alive. The empire wasn't destroyed. The New Republic was a failure and easily destroyed. Weapons that destroy planets are very easy to made (and destroy) so it doesn't matter if they destroyed the 2nd Death Star. The Jedi Order wasn't rebuild...
@randalldanger91
@randalldanger91 4 жыл бұрын
yup
@cameronferrell5722
@cameronferrell5722 4 жыл бұрын
paco ramon only thing that changed, and the only thing that mattered since Star Wars started. The force has been put back into balance. The jedi are gone, the sith are gone, there is neither more light, nor dark. This was the whole point of the force birthing Anakin Skywalker and the Chosen One proficy.
@jimkuan8493
@jimkuan8493 4 жыл бұрын
But that is REALITY right? The rebels always lose because they don't know how to govern an Empire. So it begs the fundamental question, is the FORCE OF LIGHT is better than the FORCE of Dark? Or are they basically the same thing, fighting for control and spoil? The difference maybe is that the FORCE OF DARK, with its tight control, could actually manage to run the Empire for many people to live a reasonably life. And yet the FORCE OF LIGHT is just bunch of rioters who destroy for the sake of destroy and don't know a thing about government. And eventually the Sith Lords will have to come back to clean up the mess that the JEDI left behind. REALITY! Show less
@cameronferrell5722
@cameronferrell5722 4 жыл бұрын
jim kuan thats why its balanced when neither order exists. Jedi seek to destroy sith, sith seek to destroy jedi. There cant be more dark or more light
@Bennysol
@Bennysol 4 жыл бұрын
@@jimkuan8493 mid century England empire, what a great place to live. 1932-1945 germany another tremendous place to live, 1890-1990 Russia, awesome place to live. 0-2019 China, incredible place to live. Galactic empire in the star wars universe must be heaven.
@rawanx_x
@rawanx_x 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't like sand." ~Anakin Skywalker And yet they decided to bury his lightsaber in it.
@defaulttvofficial
@defaulttvofficial 4 жыл бұрын
What ever happened to Luke's lightsaber?
@rawanx_x
@rawanx_x 4 жыл бұрын
Default Rey wrapped it up with leias and buried it in the sand
@defaulttvofficial
@defaulttvofficial 4 жыл бұрын
@@rawanx_x No that was Anikan's, I'm talking about Luke's. The green one he used in all the movies before the prequels and Disney saga. I don't even know why Anikan's lightsaber is such a big thing when Luke made his own and used it way more.
@rawanx_x
@rawanx_x 4 жыл бұрын
Default I don’t even know. Also where tf did Rey get that yellow lightsaber from
@defaulttvofficial
@defaulttvofficial 4 жыл бұрын
@@rawanx_x I'm willing to assume that she made it
@ericwinnick330
@ericwinnick330 4 жыл бұрын
The worse part is that they desecrated Vader’s story. Oh, he could’ve just healed Padme? Oh, palpitine lived?
@jamesnichols3366
@jamesnichols3366 4 жыл бұрын
Well he was a sith by that point and couldn’t use it. Sith (Dark) steal life, Jedi (Light) give life. And Palpatine stole the life from Padme and in theory gave it to Vader to live
@olisk-jy9rz
@olisk-jy9rz 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesnichols3366 Do you even hear yourself? Crylo ren used force healing, ffs, you fanbois can't even get your inconsistencies sorted out
@jeffhelmick8065
@jeffhelmick8065 4 жыл бұрын
@@olisk-jy9rz no he didnt he transferred his life essence. Much like palpatine did in legends with his clones. Darkside power but when kylo healed Rey in the end he was no longer a darkside he redeemed hisself
@jamesnichols3366
@jamesnichols3366 4 жыл бұрын
olisk Kylo Ren died when he threw his lightsaber away. He became Ben Solo once again. I’m not crying or defending. Just stating how it works.
@louisea6129
@louisea6129 4 жыл бұрын
Padme died in the same room Yoda and Obi wan were in
@shane3674
@shane3674 4 жыл бұрын
The Disney Star Wars trilogy is the dream Han Solo had while encased in Carbonite.
@michaelatanasio223
@michaelatanasio223 4 жыл бұрын
Poor guy... :( It'd give anyone PTSD.
@thanqualthehighseer
@thanqualthehighseer 4 жыл бұрын
That's not a dream, that's a nightmare
@LordBaronsworth
@LordBaronsworth 4 жыл бұрын
A bad trip from mixing death sticks with vodka.
@toxicrhythmz3718
@toxicrhythmz3718 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@toxicrhythmz3718
@toxicrhythmz3718 4 жыл бұрын
you mean the nightmare
@pacoramon9468
@pacoramon9468 4 жыл бұрын
They even buried Anakin lightsaber in sand, its like they want to piss off his force ghost.
@saitouhajime3
@saitouhajime3 4 жыл бұрын
But wasn't his lightsaber destroyed and ripped apart on the last movie's bad guy's ship? How in the hell did they get it back?
@2bituser569
@2bituser569 4 жыл бұрын
Rey Yan good point.
@jakeperkins6725
@jakeperkins6725 4 жыл бұрын
Rey Yan yea I thought the same thing but I just assumed somebody put it back together lol. A lot has to be assumed in this film tbh. Like how the hell Kylo ren got to ‘Whateverthefuckthatplanetiscalled’ after Rey snatched his ship
@DanAtkinson918
@DanAtkinson918 4 жыл бұрын
I guess they just ordered a couple of new sabers from Amazon Prime in the Bezos sector of the galaxy. Since the saber was destroyed in the previous movie. That is where Kylo got the red gorilla glue to put his face hat back together.
@isaiahwolftail867
@isaiahwolftail867 4 жыл бұрын
Plus their green lightsaber wasn't even in their when she dueled the lightsaber. She had two BLUE, she was supposed to have one green and one blue
@timangar9771
@timangar9771 4 жыл бұрын
I think the question: "Finn, what did you want to tell rey?" Is symbolic for the film - it's never answered.
@Errordemn6
@Errordemn6 4 жыл бұрын
According to Disney it was just to tell Rey that he was force sensitive. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Yup, that's all he wanted to say. Not I love you before they thought they were gonna die.
@POPCULTURETUBEX
@POPCULTURETUBEX 4 жыл бұрын
@@Errordemn6 but no. Finn was gay for Poe. I knew since The Force Awakens.
@sburbtube6766
@sburbtube6766 4 жыл бұрын
@@POPCULTURETUBEX Everyone knew. I feel that's why JJ went out of his way to include female sidekicks for Poe and Finn to show the audience, that they don't have the hots for each other :/
@POPCULTURETUBEX
@POPCULTURETUBEX 4 жыл бұрын
@@sburbtube6766 yeah. Lol. They literally "dodged" their conversations. Lol
@johnnygucc1
@johnnygucc1 4 жыл бұрын
He was supposed to say that he is gay..
@Jim-Mc
@Jim-Mc 4 жыл бұрын
"she even takes Luke's sunset" LMAO
@xenicmark
@xenicmark 4 жыл бұрын
"She even takes Luke's sunset" 😂😂😂
@MrBugman2525
@MrBugman2525 4 жыл бұрын
What a punch in the gut
@abnerhayes6915
@abnerhayes6915 4 жыл бұрын
Lololo luv it
@marcosolano6612
@marcosolano6612 4 жыл бұрын
IKR? I was ROFL 🤣
@alatriste2222
@alatriste2222 4 жыл бұрын
The saga ended at 'The Return of the Jedi'. Disney's movies are not canon.
@janniegurl05
@janniegurl05 4 жыл бұрын
I hate to break it to you but they ate. Disney has the rights.
@MrGkh01
@MrGkh01 4 жыл бұрын
@@janniegurl05 so what... doesnt mean we can't just ignore it. Disney may have the rights but they have done a piss poor job with it so far.
@Sacrilege83
@Sacrilege83 4 жыл бұрын
Good luck getting rid of the new trilogy in all the lore of the future merchandise, novels, and video games.
@MrGkh01
@MrGkh01 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sacrilege83 don't have to get rid of it... Just don't have to buy any of it. Job done
@supermot34
@supermot34 4 жыл бұрын
@@janniegurl05 They own the rights, but so what? They aren't the original creators and they have a very different style, skill level and artistic intention to the original creator. What they have made is incongruous with the rest of the movies. Therefore they are non-canon.
@lucyblack4685
@lucyblack4685 4 жыл бұрын
Disney Star Wars just feels like a badly written fan fiction....
@xxvaltielxx1789
@xxvaltielxx1789 4 жыл бұрын
Funny how i enjoyed a couple of fanfics over the sequel trilogy
@xxvaltielxx1789
@xxvaltielxx1789 4 жыл бұрын
@@firstnamett4656 I don't think i ever imagined one of my fantasy characters with the solé purpose to Scream another character's name as it's only addition to my games.
@appletherapy3492
@appletherapy3492 4 жыл бұрын
Aleara He’s just saying it is like one and I agree.
@IStMl
@IStMl 4 жыл бұрын
It is, it just has billions of budget
@Burningsteel
@Burningsteel 4 жыл бұрын
Sad but true im seriously asking myself if they did drugs during the storywriting. At least we still have the EU
@victorwilliams357
@victorwilliams357 4 жыл бұрын
Palpie killing himself is very easy to explain. Force lighting is like peeing, once you start you cant stop!
@thefatebringer2046
@thefatebringer2046 4 жыл бұрын
victor williams bahahahahahaha
@everkade
@everkade 4 жыл бұрын
would explain why he disfigured himself in episode 3
@mst3ksanta
@mst3ksanta 4 жыл бұрын
@@everkade no he disfigured himself in episode 3 to get vader. He wanted a powerful apprentice. He could have killed samuel l jackson with ease
@everkade
@everkade 4 жыл бұрын
@@mst3ksanta debatable, but I was mostly joking
@MetalSandman999
@MetalSandman999 4 жыл бұрын
But he did stop, back in Return of the Jedi when he used it on Luke Skywalker. But I get it. He was younger back then, probably did more lightning kegels 😂
@guitardudeguy3139
@guitardudeguy3139 4 жыл бұрын
At my theater when Rey was staring out at the perfect stormy seas before she took the skiff...Someone shouted "If she walks on water I'm outta here!" And the more than half the place erupted in laughter. This movie plays out like a parody. Problem is , if they did make a parody of this trilogy it would be better than the film.
@patrickbernard6640
@patrickbernard6640 4 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing when she looked out at the water lol.. If she walked on that water I would've walked right out the theater..
@grelly_chan8401
@grelly_chan8401 4 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one that thought that haha
@TakersMissy
@TakersMissy 4 жыл бұрын
That's great! 🤣
@kissthesky40
@kissthesky40 4 жыл бұрын
Omg.
@ArbiterofTruth
@ArbiterofTruth 4 жыл бұрын
All the Disney movies are the twilight of the Star Wars universe.
@need-to-know-
@need-to-know- 4 жыл бұрын
The new trilogy is like watching your house being bulldozed.
@hammyhamster8349
@hammyhamster8349 4 жыл бұрын
There were no stairs anyway!
@DjDoomtrain
@DjDoomtrain 4 жыл бұрын
Nah. Watching my house get bulldozed would have a better story lol . And some nice twists aswell
@gameblor
@gameblor 4 жыл бұрын
...Which took 42 years to build. Heartbreaking.
@duke_of_destruction
@duke_of_destruction 4 жыл бұрын
Watching it after paying for it
@michealharris7421
@michealharris7421 4 жыл бұрын
I'm reminded of the scene from Father of the Bride 2, where Steve Martin stands in front of the wrecking ball that's about to destroy his house after he sold it. Difference with Disney Star Wars: Steve Martin (the fans) didn't move out the way, and Disney didn't stop the wrecking ball.
@jawadad802
@jawadad802 4 жыл бұрын
on the 'up' side... Rey playing dead for 10seconds was some of her best acting in the trilogy
@FuryanJedi13
@FuryanJedi13 4 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is that she didn't stay dead.
@harrambou9468
@harrambou9468 3 жыл бұрын
It was also one of the only times she closed her fucking mouth
@joshuapatrick682
@joshuapatrick682 Жыл бұрын
Leia is one of the original female badasses. Her, Sarah Connor and Ripley were real characters that went through change because they endured challenges and managed to beat the odds. This caused growth in them.
@jamesdigriz5449
@jamesdigriz5449 4 жыл бұрын
It must have been painful for George Lucas to watch it, but unlike him we were NOT paid billions of dollars to offset this pain.
@CasparLeones
@CasparLeones 4 жыл бұрын
John! Kathleen said she's gonna kill yer dog! You know what to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@vicpalushaj
@vicpalushaj 4 жыл бұрын
This is the first Star Wars movie that I won’t be seeing ...... sad day
@AstroHolden
@AstroHolden 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that Lucas refused to watch it. He wasn't even at the premiere with everybody else. Not even on the guest list.
@hammyhamster8349
@hammyhamster8349 4 жыл бұрын
Yes he does have massive compensation. I imagine he's made more than $5 billion off SW, and maybe $1 billion (500 million more probably) off Indy. Still I bet he is still hurting. It doesn't matter what your integrity is (and let's not forget how much George has been about the merchandising), very very few people in history would have turned down what Disney paid him even if he didn't really need the money. Maybe he'll use it to buy SW back from Disney for a cut price?
@jamesdigriz5449
@jamesdigriz5449 4 жыл бұрын
@@CasparLeones My dog has already died after watching the new Star Wars trailer. Getting ready for revenge...
@Scrambled_Possum
@Scrambled_Possum 4 жыл бұрын
Rey kills her grandfather, falls to the dark side, but dies in the process. Jedi Ben Solo saves Rey who responds by kissing him and draining all his remaining life force causing him to disintegrate. Sith Lord Rey Palpatine plots her takeover of the Galaxy while disguising herself as a Skywalker. The End. (Edit: This is my interpretation of the ending of TROS)
@ragnardanneskjold7259
@ragnardanneskjold7259 4 жыл бұрын
She only becomes inhabited by the Sith if she strikes him down in anger. And Rey is so good she will never succumb. Hehe.
@freezetasticvoyage19
@freezetasticvoyage19 4 жыл бұрын
A cynical ending, but a true one.
@Scrambled_Possum
@Scrambled_Possum 4 жыл бұрын
@@ragnardanneskjold7259 A Woman is always angry. 😄
@JackManic1984
@JackManic1984 4 жыл бұрын
This is 100% factual. Emperor Palpatine said himself, "kill me and my spirit transfers into you."
@captainrednek9301
@captainrednek9301 4 жыл бұрын
No not really. 1, Ben wasn’t a Jedi. 2, Ben transferred his life essence into a dead Rey, causing her to pick up his Skywalker lineage.
@iconoclaster674
@iconoclaster674 4 жыл бұрын
“Now Star Wars fans know what it’s like to watch an episode of Star Trek Discovery” too true. Exponential truth 😔
@alexholden2512
@alexholden2512 4 жыл бұрын
I actually like STD...I still have to finish season one tho, so maybe it gets bad....But I liked what I was watching
@NaeMuckle
@NaeMuckle 4 жыл бұрын
Gets bad? It doesn't get good. It's just a bunch of nonsense tied together with made up crap and Me Too guff. It actually hurts to watch
@galloviking4766
@galloviking4766 4 жыл бұрын
Wait so if Palpatine is a clone, why the heck did he choose to clone his old crappy body over a healthier one, like the Chancelor?
@emiledlund9559
@emiledlund9559 4 жыл бұрын
GalloViking Why stop at that. Why not a giant muscular beast!
@faketohma
@faketohma 4 жыл бұрын
Shhh, Don’t you know, that would require thought and effort on JJ’s part.
@Acujeremy
@Acujeremy 4 жыл бұрын
I vote no confidence in Chancellor Velorum.
@jefflee6344
@jefflee6344 4 жыл бұрын
The ending does symbolize what Disney did to the Star Wars franchise. Replace the original with something else and then claim the name. This trilogy is a complete fraud.
@IndianaJoe0321
@IndianaJoe0321 4 жыл бұрын
All in the name of the God Almighty dollar ... "as long as we don't have to pay George any royalties, we're good!"
@MegaKurgen
@MegaKurgen 4 жыл бұрын
They replaced nothing. Still got my OT and prequels, not a single one of the fan fiction crap.
@Indylimburg
@Indylimburg 4 жыл бұрын
And bury what you just killed.
@xFlareLeon
@xFlareLeon 4 жыл бұрын
"This is really really gonna be your last Star Wars?" "I sure hope so." Literally felt like a dagger in my soul.
@PCGamer77
@PCGamer77 4 жыл бұрын
Was it a special Sith dagger? 'Cause I hear those are hard to find.
@MrBugman2525
@MrBugman2525 4 жыл бұрын
Amen to that
@randalldanger91
@randalldanger91 4 жыл бұрын
;(
@sheldoncooper8199
@sheldoncooper8199 4 жыл бұрын
@Leon Embers I heard RUMOURS they want to make 3 more movie that take place 1000 years before Episode IV V and VI
@jakeperkins6725
@jakeperkins6725 4 жыл бұрын
Sheldon Cooper81 I actually might like that, hope it’s true. I am a victim of Disney’s corporate greed, who’s preying on my diehard love for the star wars franchise
@dr.trousers6101
@dr.trousers6101 4 жыл бұрын
Are we going to ignore the point that the Jedi and Sith are now like Avatar's like of the Last Airbender. Since when do they 'live within you'?
@JnGArtimation
@JnGArtimation 4 жыл бұрын
So, basically, Kylo was in a PvP online match with Rey and his mom interrupted the connection?
@harrambou9468
@harrambou9468 3 жыл бұрын
HaHAAAAA 😃😃😃😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@sithsaiyan4529
@sithsaiyan4529 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
@VanBullock
@VanBullock 4 жыл бұрын
Star Wars - The Rise of the Middle Finger
@janthony4224
@janthony4224 4 жыл бұрын
Lol...they probably had it trademarked
@pigboykool
@pigboykool 4 жыл бұрын
Noooooo, it is impossible in front of a Mary Sue Rey! XD
@mattym8038
@mattym8038 4 жыл бұрын
😂👏👏
@triplejmom7826
@triplejmom7826 4 жыл бұрын
VanBullock 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@elainenagano9829
@elainenagano9829 4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@Kit_XIV
@Kit_XIV 4 жыл бұрын
Friendly reminder that Disney made the Expanded Universe non canon so they could write shit fan fiction.
@alexholden2512
@alexholden2512 4 жыл бұрын
it's a shame too...cause I feel like they put more effort into spinoffs like Rouge One, Solo, and The Mandolorian. Each of which capture a different view of Star Wars as a whole. But when comes to core movies, they couldn't give a damn.
@leenaleewitch3731
@leenaleewitch3731 4 жыл бұрын
Stop it! I am still not over it!
@Burningsteel
@Burningsteel 4 жыл бұрын
*shit* isnt comming close to what they wrote. I bet that even a 4th grader might have written a better Story with less plotholes and nonsense
@joeychill4364
@joeychill4364 3 жыл бұрын
And now they’re taking the mcu approach. Several titles that come together in a big movie event.
@4Everlast
@4Everlast 2 жыл бұрын
Hollywood isn't a business model, it's a branch of social engineering, they don't care about money beyond self sustainment, they care about the agenda being pushed, these days it's a fake pro-female agenda, with the final goal/result of soft depopulation, as they want to confuse children sexually and put woman on par with the worse men have to offer, loud, drunk, drugged up, violent sex machines, making sex a greater part of a woman's life, as they promote abortion and pushing men a side for vibrators.
@johnlane3989
@johnlane3989 4 жыл бұрын
Can't believe how Disney destroyed star wars on every level. A 5 year old could've written better.
@FuryanJedi13
@FuryanJedi13 4 жыл бұрын
I could have written a better story, too. The problem is that I am not hired by Lucasfilm, so I've got no chance.
@itznotdatserious99
@itznotdatserious99 Жыл бұрын
True!
@Misery7531
@Misery7531 7 ай бұрын
This trilogy doesn't suck who cares if it goes on for 1 year
@marhip7182
@marhip7182 4 жыл бұрын
Rey being a Palpatine to justify her being so OP is like if my father was a plane pilot and one day I go for the first time in his cockpit and can drive the whole damn thing better than him, doing flips, drifts and spinnings because that's a good trick.
@danmchugh7106
@danmchugh7106 4 жыл бұрын
they turned star wars into a Disney princess movie
@phoenixwyvern355
@phoenixwyvern355 4 жыл бұрын
Liked but I unliked because it wouldn't be 66
@ScaryRevenant
@ScaryRevenant 4 жыл бұрын
Dan Mchugh 100 percent
@mrsucc2138
@mrsucc2138 4 жыл бұрын
I mean yes, But actually no
@MegajerX
@MegajerX 4 жыл бұрын
You mean trash.
@Defenestrationflight
@Defenestrationflight 4 жыл бұрын
No, the princess movies are good entertainment at the very least. Star wars on the other hand was never good.
@davidcosloff
@davidcosloff 4 жыл бұрын
The Disney trilogy is nothing but a horrible fan fiction and a bad dream. The EU are the true sequels to the skywalker saga.
@ALRM1
@ALRM1 4 жыл бұрын
Rey is so brave and entitled with zero training.
@ibramblebush
@ibramblebush 4 жыл бұрын
I agree with you except that George Lucas has always maintained that anything outside of Episode 1 - 6 and The Clone Wars are not canon. But I do share your love for the EU myself.
@davidcosloff
@davidcosloff 4 жыл бұрын
@@ibramblebush Thanks for agreeing with me.
@SavageRicktator
@SavageRicktator 4 жыл бұрын
@David Cosloff Agreed Return of the Jedi is my true resolution to the Skywalker saga. Anything past this point isn't canon in my eyes
@wellfit1511
@wellfit1511 4 жыл бұрын
True, but at least fan fiction has heart
@disgruntledtoons
@disgruntledtoons 4 жыл бұрын
The only way to save the saga: Episode IX start with a montage of scenes from episodes VII and VIII, ending with Luke waking up in his quarters at his Jedi Academy, shaking his head in bewilderment, and getting up for the day, so that the previous two episodes were all a dream that Luke had. Then we get a trilogy in which we see the tragic squandering of the gains from the first trilogy, and the passing of the torch to the people who have to fix the mess.
@hyperionlightseeker1814
@hyperionlightseeker1814 4 жыл бұрын
For me this last trilogy doesn't exist. I'll stick to legends and two other trilogies and that's that. Unfortunate that the future of star wars doesn't exist anymore
@FuryanJedi13
@FuryanJedi13 4 жыл бұрын
You and I share the same pain, my friend.
@charmandergamer1287
@charmandergamer1287 4 жыл бұрын
If it was done without George then forget it, it’s not real
@0IDaveCouch
@0IDaveCouch 4 жыл бұрын
We should stop calling him Jar Jar.... It's hugely disrespectful to the original Jar Jar Binks.
@MidniteSon
@MidniteSon 4 жыл бұрын
General Binks
@alfredvickers4054
@alfredvickers4054 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Darth Jar Jar doesn't deserve that kind of disrespect.
@nickpaschentis5284
@nickpaschentis5284 4 жыл бұрын
At least Jar Jar did something in the movies,he fought,he conquered... and helped Palpatin.
@2ToyBoys
@2ToyBoys 4 жыл бұрын
Return of the Jedi was the end.
@sirc1446
@sirc1446 4 жыл бұрын
Rogue one
@orlandotouristtraps7410
@orlandotouristtraps7410 4 жыл бұрын
Jedi was the end and the Rise of Soywalker is the funeral.
@UlimateWarriorz
@UlimateWarriorz 4 жыл бұрын
The true sequel trilogy was written by Timothy Zahn over 30 years ago.
@jamesdigriz5449
@jamesdigriz5449 4 жыл бұрын
Mandalorian is the end.
@mikelee5982
@mikelee5982 4 жыл бұрын
2ToyBoys *is the end, this is not Star Wars
@The.Nasty.
@The.Nasty. Жыл бұрын
Never forget this trilogy broke poor Mark Hamill. He’s loved Star Wars as much as anyone and I hope he knows fans don’t hate him for being involved with these abominations. 🙏🏼
@Fuzzira
@Fuzzira 4 жыл бұрын
Finn shouting Rey is like Jon Snow saying Muh Queen.
@CliffordthebigredCat
@CliffordthebigredCat 4 жыл бұрын
Lightning Muh Queen
@faketohma
@faketohma 4 жыл бұрын
Good point.. Now I’m reminded why I hate the ending of GoT again. D&D ruined Jon Snow
@newbiechu7024
@newbiechu7024 3 жыл бұрын
@@CliffordthebigredCat I choked...
@jonsnow2689
@jonsnow2689 2 жыл бұрын
How dare you
@berengustav7714
@berengustav7714 Жыл бұрын
@@faketohma And the Lannisters,and Varys...
@DanAtkinson918
@DanAtkinson918 4 жыл бұрын
Saw it last night. It makes Spaceballs even more of a masterpiece. Just awful.
@DanAtkinson918
@DanAtkinson918 4 жыл бұрын
@@dominicmarazita6058 You got me. It really was. May the Schwartz be with you.
@pacoramon9468
@pacoramon9468 4 жыл бұрын
Spaceballs plot was genius.
@insane_troll
@insane_troll 4 жыл бұрын
@@pacoramon9468 "1-2-3-4-5? That’s the kind of combination an idiot would put on his luggage!"
@jamie.777
@jamie.777 4 жыл бұрын
Mel Brooks had character development and just enough spacey battle scenes
@-jank-willson
@-jank-willson 4 жыл бұрын
wait, I thought this WAS the spaceballs sequel... This was actually a STAR WARS movie all along?!?!?!?
@brandonanthonyk
@brandonanthonyk 4 жыл бұрын
Can we now officially all come to the consensus that there are only 6 Star Wars movies?
@thereisnosanctuary6184
@thereisnosanctuary6184 4 жыл бұрын
MSFxBigBossxFOX -PSN- There are 4.
@reckbomb82
@reckbomb82 4 жыл бұрын
I only acknowledge 3 films.
@phenomenonnarutokun
@phenomenonnarutokun 4 жыл бұрын
There are 3
@teedepefanio5687
@teedepefanio5687 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, there are 6 movies... people who don't like 1 to 6, aren't even fans.. fact is, they're just a bunch of whiners who've caused Star Wars to devolve to this drivel. There was so much content in the prequels that was amazing... from battle droids to the best lightsaber duels in the entire franchise... honestly, just the story of Obi Wan was enough to make it all worth it. George Lucas did a great job on all his movies... each one, progressively better than the last.. it's Disney that has fucked everything up and maybe the fools who forget how ridiculously popular the prequels were. Both the prequel-haters and Disney should just get off of Star Wars and go back to reading books where their pathetic excuse for an imagination doesn't affect anything outside they're heads.
@CalebHimself
@CalebHimself 4 жыл бұрын
@var1328 Worse than The Rise of Skywalker? Get your head out of your ass.
@alopexau
@alopexau 4 жыл бұрын
"Millennial Falcon." I see what you did there.
@covenantoftheark2924
@covenantoftheark2924 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he brought Rey back to life and made Anakins fall pointless. Where did he learn that?! Nobody will ever know.
@ChatBot1337
@ChatBot1337 4 жыл бұрын
Watch the movie.. Now read the comic. Read the comic. Now read the book. Read the book. Now watch the miniseries. 🖕😠🖕 Just make a coherent movie, Hollywood, and stop trying to rely on the hackery of others.
@TheBrainSquared
@TheBrainSquared 4 жыл бұрын
It's just consumerism run amok.. Greed at it's finest and believe it or not, Normies eat it up..
@KM-dk5gn
@KM-dk5gn 4 жыл бұрын
In my life I have only ever read one Star Wars book (which I guess is not canon anymore because it took place after Return of the Jedi and I read it in the 80;s). I never needed any book to understand what was going on in the original trilogy or prequel trilogy. Casual fans do not read books. Hell hardly anyone reads books these days, so putting crucial information outside of what happens in the Hollywood movies is just idiotic.
@shitmandood
@shitmandood 4 жыл бұрын
@@KM-dk5gn That's not a generalization you should be standing by, that people don't read books. Whoever isn't reading books is probably a bunch of idiots.
@danieldb631
@danieldb631 4 жыл бұрын
Buy the incomplete game. Buy the DLC. Buy the other DLC. Look in my hand, it's the tickets to that thing you like. Look again. Now, they're diamonds. I'm on a horse. Look again. It's a space horse.
@zaratull999
@zaratull999 4 жыл бұрын
Like moste video games now... you want the full game then buy all dlc`s.... $$$...$$...$
@steveh7933
@steveh7933 4 жыл бұрын
It angers me that there are so many talented writers out there struggling to get a foot-hold in the publishing/entertainment industry - and yet material like this, riddled with amateurish plot holes and logic pitfalls gets the green light and millions of dollars thrown at it. Real writers out there - I salute you, don't give up! (-:
@terah101
@terah101 4 жыл бұрын
There are only a very few talented directors in the world today who write and produce their own original work. This is why I have a huge admiration for directors like Nolan and Tarantino.
@caesaraugustus3749
@caesaraugustus3749 4 жыл бұрын
terah101 Peter Jackson still does okay too.
@PipenFalzy
@PipenFalzy 4 жыл бұрын
People will shit on it anyways because seeing a movie like that as a kid is much different as an adult.
@jasminebeth5328
@jasminebeth5328 4 жыл бұрын
Remember, there is a lot of agenda and Identity politics going on for something as trivial as good storytelling / writing to be included in their (Disney Lucas Films) multi-billion dollar IP.
@AstroHolden
@AstroHolden 4 жыл бұрын
@@jasminebeth5328 Not to mention that Disney doesn't know how to write truly dark edgy themes. It's why there will be no more Marvel that Fox began. Disney is all about happy endings but doesn't know how to integrate that into Star Wars overall theme of the "Hero's Journey" in overcoming true loss to become greater. All they seem to be able to do is tear others down (like Luke) to elevate weaker characters by default.
@eldnahym
@eldnahym 4 жыл бұрын
The steady decline of SW mirrors that of Western Civilization: Original Trilogy - the Renaissance Prequels - Modern Era Disney Trilogy - Postmodern Next Disney Trilogy - the Apocalypse
@iamaloafofbread8926
@iamaloafofbread8926 4 жыл бұрын
What's the clone wars teacher? :o
@a.m.9993
@a.m.9993 4 жыл бұрын
Very Interesting...yes, I think you’re onto something. 🤔 Oftentimes, I think that great films are a product of their time and the moral climate of their respective society. Notice how SO MANY films nowadays seem to be remakes and thrive on nostalgia ??? Because they are attempting to capture the feel of the time in which the ORIGINALS were produced.
@danielblitzke3909
@danielblitzke3909 4 жыл бұрын
Prequels - more civilized age
@thespacerobb
@thespacerobb 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think postmodernism deserves to be compared with the Disney trilogy. After all it's still a form of art...
@galloviking4766
@galloviking4766 4 жыл бұрын
These three movies in a nutshell: "Huh, call me Skywalker now, thanks"
@AstroHolden
@AstroHolden 4 жыл бұрын
So, if Force Skype is a thing, then why didn't Luke just use that in TLJ? Because Luke NEEDED to die for Disney to be happy.
@jfelton3583
@jfelton3583 4 жыл бұрын
But luke could have still died and it be agreeable with fans IF YOU WRITE A GOOD ORIGINAL STORY!!!!!
@Karagianis
@Karagianis 4 жыл бұрын
Never mind that, if his fighter still worked why didn't he just fly there? :P
@afanofpeanuts7381
@afanofpeanuts7381 4 жыл бұрын
Force Skype is NOT a thing actually. Nobody can do that. However, ONLY Kylo and Rey can to each other because it was revealed in TROS that both Rey & Kylo are a"Dyad" in the force together. Their special connection with each other allows for this "unatural force communication" across the galaxy.
@AstroHolden
@AstroHolden 4 жыл бұрын
@@afanofpeanuts7381 Yeah, if the Force allows it, it's a thing. And that's what we are calling Force Skype because of the ridiculousness of the world-breaking that Abrams did to the reasonable limitations of the mythos of the Force. Good writing acknowledges limitations to superpowers/magic/alt-physics. TROS(H) was an academic lesson on bad writing and poor world building.
@afanofpeanuts7381
@afanofpeanuts7381 4 жыл бұрын
Huh? JJ didn't invent Force Skype?? Your criticism is vastly misplaced with TROS. Big error there man. Rian Johnson initiated this connection. Remember ? Lol
@Wirmish
@Wirmish 4 жыл бұрын
Next movie: Palpatine cloned himself 100,000 times ... Palpatine Army is en route !
@whitealliance9540
@whitealliance9540 4 жыл бұрын
That would be low key dope!
@VNeto94
@VNeto94 4 жыл бұрын
UNLIMITED POWER!
@EZLN
@EZLN 4 жыл бұрын
Then Rey without struggling easily defeats each one without taking a scratch
@jawadad802
@jawadad802 4 жыл бұрын
...and all stormtroopers carry planet destroying blasters...fortunately they still cant aim for shit
@universalgaming.6851
@universalgaming.6851 4 жыл бұрын
jawadad802 LOL
@davecam4863
@davecam4863 4 жыл бұрын
Oscar Isaac's reaction to being asked if he would do a Star Wars show or movie about Poe says it all.
@ManaMastery
@ManaMastery 4 жыл бұрын
Which interview was it in?
@WayOfTheNet
@WayOfTheNet 4 жыл бұрын
Nope!
@charmandergamer1287
@charmandergamer1287 4 жыл бұрын
Do you mean John Boyega? I know he did an interview where he said that, I’m not sure about Isaac did though
@harrambou9468
@harrambou9468 3 жыл бұрын
Who even cares
@sithsaiyan4529
@sithsaiyan4529 2 жыл бұрын
@@harrambou9468 ^
@Koshak87
@Koshak87 4 жыл бұрын
Jar-Jar-the-ultimate-villain plot twist does not seem that bad now, eh? Fun joke, sad times =(
@BA1Gang
@BA1Gang 4 жыл бұрын
It does make sense though, because at least in The Phantom Menace, there are scenes where Jar Jar is in the shot, and mouths the lines someone else says before they do, while making hand and arm gestures. Sounds a lot like a Jedi Mind trick to me.
@Cyber_Kriss
@Cyber_Kriss 4 жыл бұрын
"The only thing we can do from here is pretend the Disney Trilogy never existed. Disney has turned modern mythology into a bad soap opera." You are a true GURU
@TheGrooveKidd
@TheGrooveKidd 4 жыл бұрын
Movie was great. Just saying. Everyone's expectations were just too damn far fetched. If you know so much about how to make a master piece then write Episode 10 yourself and see how far the f*ck that gets you in life.
@teedepefanio5687
@teedepefanio5687 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheGrooveKidd ah, a Disney shill... awesome! 😨
@HepCatJack
@HepCatJack 4 жыл бұрын
So the Ghostbuster solution to ignore the 2016 film or the "Dallas" solution to say that the year that Bobby was dead was only a dream.
@wulfherecyning1282
@wulfherecyning1282 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheGrooveKidd oh come off it. You could say that if it was written after the originals, but this was made after the prequels. People's expectations for Star Wars were *low* and yet these films *still* failed to meet them.
@kevinkelley3906
@kevinkelley3906 Жыл бұрын
@@TheGrooveKidd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Do you really think that every top notch director can make a successful movie??? So I guess it's perfectly fine to throw Luke Skywalker in the dumpster???🖕🤬🖕
@SheldonAdama17
@SheldonAdama17 4 жыл бұрын
Fortunately, the Disney trilogy is non-canon. (Buys original Thrawn trilogy)
@sr71silver
@sr71silver 4 жыл бұрын
Amen. I have them in hard back, E-book and audio book and they remain at least the equals of the OT.
@johnnym2924
@johnnym2924 4 жыл бұрын
@@sr71silver wow what a loser.....
@sr71silver
@sr71silver 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnnym2924 Is there any point to your comment? Or is your self esteem so low that you need to come to the comments section of a Star Wars video and try to make fun of an old Star Wars fan for owning some paraphernalia to make yourself feel better?
@lordshadow19
@lordshadow19 4 жыл бұрын
I love those books, Mara Jade is a more interesting character than anyone the Disney trilogy introduced.
@kylemcgrew6772
@kylemcgrew6772 4 жыл бұрын
I mean I prefer the newer canon to legends where every person and their cousin could use the force. And thrawn is technically still in the canon
@32ninjavanish
@32ninjavanish 4 жыл бұрын
I like to think of this movie as more of a parody than part of the actual story.
@jsboxer5598
@jsboxer5598 4 жыл бұрын
The only thing that would make this film better is Jar Jar Binks
@stormweaver2535
@stormweaver2535 4 жыл бұрын
No,what would make it better is if Jar Jar appears in the end to reveal himself as darth sidious.
@jsboxer5598
@jsboxer5598 4 жыл бұрын
Darth Jar Jar
@Liquidcadmus
@Liquidcadmus 4 жыл бұрын
jarjar was reys father
@sirjame5591
@sirjame5591 4 жыл бұрын
I so wanted to see Darth jar jar or Darth sidious get into a lightsaber duel sadly neither were there
@jamesbelkin9204
@jamesbelkin9204 4 жыл бұрын
I swear, I can't believe how many people are surprised or angered that these movies are shit. I saw this coming when Lucas made the deal with disney. I remember telling friends and family not to get too excited because disney is going to ruin the franchise. My advice is to stop giving these movie studios your hard earned money, it's the only way they'll learn.
@I_Cunt_Spell
@I_Cunt_Spell 4 жыл бұрын
Me too. I was screeching online in November 2012 that star wars has been kidnapped to be murdered. Everyone called me paranoid.
@honklerton732
@honklerton732 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah - but unfortunately 0-willpower-consumer-automaton-scab-puppet-bots like Nerdrotic don't understand backing up their gum flapping with actual ACTION - to them that's a bit "severe" or "toxic masculinity" - so they go off and see the movie IN THEATERS not just once - but fucking twice :) What a pathetic joke.
@jamesbelkin9204
@jamesbelkin9204 4 жыл бұрын
@@honklerton732 Then they buy the special edition 4k blu-ray with all the bells and whistles. I have a cousin that does the same thing; he was shitting on this movie before it came out, then goes to watch it opening night, and says, "well, it wasn't as bad as 'the last jedi.' 🤦‍♂️
@thatgregguy
@thatgregguy 4 жыл бұрын
@James Belkin it's not just Nerdrotic... all of the so called KZfaqrs preaching how bad the movie is went and bought a ticket to see it then turn around and tell us not to waste our time. They're full of shit because you could have easily seen this movie without buying a ticket!
@thatgregguy
@thatgregguy 4 жыл бұрын
@@honklerton732 Agreed!
@fookiemon
@fookiemon 4 жыл бұрын
To me it ended in “Return Of The Jedi” Disney Star Wars is a Mess.
@watermunteconomie3938
@watermunteconomie3938 4 жыл бұрын
We true fans should discard and not count Disney's Jar-Jar trilogy.
@ppgranja3
@ppgranja3 4 жыл бұрын
Could't agree more! The Skywalker saga ended in Return of the Jedi
@sthubbins4038
@sthubbins4038 4 жыл бұрын
Just watched The Last Jedi again. It's an excellent film, with a true filmmaker's talent and vision. It's so painfully obvious that it's the best Star Wars since Empire (not that this is a high bar), and that the fanboy freakout will age like milk.
@gawreluck
@gawreluck 4 жыл бұрын
i fully agree return of the jedi is the true ending of the series
@pacoramon9468
@pacoramon9468 4 жыл бұрын
TFA was identical to New Hope but atleast it set up a lot of interesting things for the sequel: The New Republic revengue, the nights of Ren, Snoke, Kylos training, Reys origin... then Johnson said "fuck it" he ruined all this things and the triology wad beyond salvation by Rise of Skywalker.
@BespinGuard1
@BespinGuard1 4 жыл бұрын
Palpatines resurrection happened in legends too but the fact that they apparently revealed he's alive IN THE OPENING CRAWL is ridiculous
@azraelbatosi
@azraelbatosi 4 жыл бұрын
5H4D0W H4ND they are least explained it in the EU and his story was pretty interesting
@BespinGuard1
@BespinGuard1 4 жыл бұрын
@@azraelbatosi the reborn emperor and the dark empire was extremely interesting, before I had this pfp it was one of the eclipse since my name is ripped directly from those comics
@KatieCatWalker
@KatieCatWalker 4 жыл бұрын
JJ Abrams: How do I destroy a planet of Sith Lords who haven't used their powers yet that I JUST created? Watches GOT 8 last episode. JJ: Rocks!
@DoctorKoolK
@DoctorKoolK 4 жыл бұрын
using StOrIeS
@ygolonacable
@ygolonacable 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, so if Rey is the grand-daughter of Emperor Palpatine, does this make her... ...(wait for it)... a Disney Princess?
@richardjavier7236
@richardjavier7236 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooooooo im done
@GoldenJoe
@GoldenJoe 4 жыл бұрын
God damn it
@skyler114
@skyler114 4 жыл бұрын
God damn it (x2)
@jaakkopontinen
@jaakkopontinen 4 жыл бұрын
Lololll next Kingdom Hearts with RRREyyyyyyyyy
@domino6490
@domino6490 4 жыл бұрын
oh shit oh fuck
@nanoreaper5002
@nanoreaper5002 4 жыл бұрын
Not too mention that Reysue can fly an X-wing through hyperspace without an Astromech
@bastis3439
@bastis3439 4 жыл бұрын
You're right and apparently luke didn't need one either when he came to his weird island in the first place...
@Deathstock
@Deathstock 4 жыл бұрын
@@bastis3439 Maybe Luke just used force Skype to teleport R2
@bastis3439
@bastis3439 4 жыл бұрын
@@Deathstock that sounds like something they would actually write, so please don't give them ideas! 😂
@steel.9714
@steel.9714 2 жыл бұрын
@@bastis3439 I thought he used the ship from Rise of Kylo ren comic or Ahch to WAS the actual Jedi Temple Luke built LMAO
@Misery7531
@Misery7531 6 ай бұрын
I never knew you needed an astromech to fly through hyperspace
@exquizzetmtg2779
@exquizzetmtg2779 4 жыл бұрын
Subscribed for "I do believe that means their expectations were... *subverted*" Top notch, thanks for the high quality and in depth vid/discussion
@GXtera
@GXtera 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know why everyone is so angry, these Disney sequel movies are just fan fiction. Not canon. So don't worry about it.
@AhsokaJackson
@AhsokaJackson 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, that’s a _beautiful_ way to put it: “This film had more than plot holes-it had plot wormholes that go back in time and actually screw up other films in this franchise.” Perfect summary of this, and also of content from the rest of the new movies!
@augustoluis6888
@augustoluis6888 4 жыл бұрын
I used to think this movie was a tragedy. But now I realize it's a comedy!
@timothykalio157
@timothykalio157 4 жыл бұрын
**casually picks up a pillow and suffocates disney**
@deepspacepilot
@deepspacepilot 4 жыл бұрын
This was one of the nicest summing up of this movie’s faults I’ve watched. No yelling. No histrionics. No name calling. Good job.
@alanjones3514
@alanjones3514 2 жыл бұрын
The main thing I remember about watching this film at the cinema was the farting noise the reclining Chairs made. Keep me and my son amused. Can’t remember anything about the film.
@LowKeyJaded
@LowKeyJaded 4 жыл бұрын
This entire movie can be summed up in one sentence: *Some things happen, some people go some places, does more things, and the end.*
@checkmate1996
@checkmate1996 4 жыл бұрын
@@MC-ls9fs Not really - the first three had a true character arc story which was so good it's WHY they are pop culture folklore.
@thatoneshortboi
@thatoneshortboi 4 жыл бұрын
checkmate1996 don’t kid yourself. They popped off because they were the first to do what they did - giant space (and eventually mixed with soap) operas.
@evilparadigm
@evilparadigm 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't like the movie, but you described every story ever. Life is all about moving something or someone from point A to point B. I challenge you to prove me wrong. Thoughtless edgy comments are worthless Daiveon.
@whitealliance9540
@whitealliance9540 4 жыл бұрын
@@evilparadigm well you can click me and see a new writer. He is from the 6th realm of barbelo. His writing will destroy jesus & the spirit world! Hes so powerful, let him pour fire over your soul. Click me and see him... He is the most unique human in this dimension.
@marcosolano6612
@marcosolano6612 4 жыл бұрын
Let me give you a hand since we have a couple of smarty pants in here that like to pretend they didn't understood your message: Some things happen WITHOUT A REASON, some people go some places WITHOUT A REASON, does more things WITHOUT A REASON, and the end WITHOUT A REASON.
@281cu6
@281cu6 4 жыл бұрын
My eyes hurt from rolling them so hard throughout this movie.
@kingloser4198
@kingloser4198 4 жыл бұрын
"I've got a bad feeling about this" me too.
@stefaniejacobson9316
@stefaniejacobson9316 4 жыл бұрын
You’re an idiot
@cappzap
@cappzap 4 жыл бұрын
@@stefaniejacobson9316 good argument, i'm convinced
@geekdesprairies
@geekdesprairies 4 жыл бұрын
@@stefaniejacobson9316 It's funny, I *never* get to insult those who liked the movies, because they have every right to it. *But* some of these people, like you, can't stand any criticism of the movies, and call the critics names. Oh, and we're the haters? How convenient.
@whitealliance9540
@whitealliance9540 4 жыл бұрын
@@geekdesprairies mo youre just people who love to run your mouths too much. . . i see you morons every day. Your faces glued to the phone, typing away while your children sit next to you and say nothing... Family stuggle in your lives yet you sit on the computer and type lectures in the comment sections about nothing...
@mattbalderstone1420
@mattbalderstone1420 4 жыл бұрын
Lol at "his Darth Vader collectable and his M&M stand"...literally crying, took 3 attempts to post this comment 🤣
@reallytho1943
@reallytho1943 4 жыл бұрын
Rember when starkiller was said to not be Canon because pulls down a star destroyer but yet a dead Palatine lifts over 100 star destroyers with death star tech smh foh
@harrambou9468
@harrambou9468 3 жыл бұрын
So that WAS actually Palpatine doing that...that’s just ridiculous. I was fine with him shooting lightning into the sky, (Ngl that was fucking awesome. Don’t @ me.) but that was literally 100 ships, said to be at least 3x the size of the OT ships 😵🖕
@donfades871
@donfades871 4 жыл бұрын
It's Christmas, today I'm going to crack a bottle of port and watch the original trilogy again, and I'm going to enjoy it! ⛄🍷🎄
@OtakuManiacX
@OtakuManiacX 4 жыл бұрын
Have fun. Cheers. ;)
@jbro8934
@jbro8934 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds great! I may do the same. I think I'll start with Revenge of the Sith first. Then Rogue One, A New Hope and so on. By the time I get to Empire I'll be sloshed and probably cry when Han Solo gets frozen in Carbonite. LOL! Merry Christmas friend!!🎄
@orlandotouristtraps7410
@orlandotouristtraps7410 4 жыл бұрын
All I want for Christmas is peace on earth and no more Star Wars movies for at least a year.
@leecormack2413
@leecormack2413 4 жыл бұрын
Merry X wingmas!
@Mike37ize
@Mike37ize 4 жыл бұрын
AMEN!
@russell7374
@russell7374 4 жыл бұрын
I finally get it. it's an elaborate money laundering scheme. how else can you explain this whole trilogy? think about it- ANYONE could have wrote and produced better content then what was dished out to the public. Lucas gave them an outline, all the original cast was on board and alive, 4 billion was paid. it had a no fail formula. it all was blatantly flushed. This is what the mob would do to a night club or restaurant. the same formula. it could only be money laundering buy the business, loose a bunch of money, write off 4 billion,.... i get it now. and Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself...
@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli
@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli 4 жыл бұрын
It's like the conspiracy around the film Treasure Planet. Watch the video "Treasure Planet - Disney's Biggest Mistake" (ironically, since they documentary came out, Star Wars is now their biggest mistake). It was the most expensive animated film to date (2002) and still in the top 10 most expensive animated films, adjusted for inflation. They had an animated series planned. Merch planned. Instead it got shit marketing and a terrible release slot, then they used its poor performance to end all traditional Disney animation permanently.
@diobrando5896
@diobrando5896 4 жыл бұрын
They bought Star Wars to intentionally destroy so Marvel would dominate the convention scenes. Even if they destroy the Marvel people still cosplay as the Marvel characters.
@AstroHolden
@AstroHolden 4 жыл бұрын
@@diobrando5896 Interesting hypothesis.
@hammyhamster8349
@hammyhamster8349 4 жыл бұрын
TFA did not fail. There are obvious criticisms about that movie which we all know but it could have been a launching point for 2 good films ... I'm not saying it would've been but I've got believe better than we were subjected to.
@IndianaJoe0321
@IndianaJoe0321 4 жыл бұрын
Not really, @@AstroHolden. If it's about money -- the strategy was flawed from the beginning.
@browneyerosebud
@browneyerosebud 4 жыл бұрын
Leia as a ghost. What a stupid ending. She doesn’t have that ability.
@everkade
@everkade 4 жыл бұрын
if you pass on into the force by fading instead of dying you have a stronger force ghost... she was a jedi... of course she can do that
@browneyerosebud
@browneyerosebud 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle Darian you don’t know what you’re talking about. She wasn’t a Jedi. She quit. And she didn’t learn how to become a force ghost. If you knew what you were talking about you’d realize that only Yoda, Luke, and Obi knew learned how to live on after death. Anakin might’ve been the only one who didn’t need to learn it because he was the chosen one.
@zachariahmarkusson7479
@zachariahmarkusson7479 4 жыл бұрын
BrOwN3yer0$eBUD and Qui Gon
@jeanpierre3061
@jeanpierre3061 4 жыл бұрын
@@browneyerosebud Didn't they say in Ep3 that turning into a force ghost was one of the highest skills a jedi can learn? Yoda referenced teaching Obi Wan at the end? Or am I misremembering?
@browneyerosebud
@browneyerosebud 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah yeah qui gon can only speak from the other side. He cannot appear anywhere other than Mortis because it’s a conduit for the force. Qui gon started the training, but never got to finish because Maul killed him. That’s why he could only speak to yoda and asked him to finish what he started.
@Yes-Yes1
@Yes-Yes1 Жыл бұрын
What Disney did to Star Wars is disgusting, unforgivable.
@Misery7531
@Misery7531 7 ай бұрын
Stop being a p**** this movie doesn't suck at all the TV shows do
@Misery7531
@Misery7531 7 ай бұрын
It doesn't suck
@Misery7531
@Misery7531 Ай бұрын
Only in the tv shows
@oquatanginwann
@oquatanginwann 4 жыл бұрын
If Emperor Palpatine was alive this whole time and looking for Rey....why didn't Snoke immediately sense who this girl was in TFA? Snoke is Palpatine right? In TLJ Kylo brings Rey to Snoke / Palpatine...why didn't Palpatine reveal himself then? Did he need his Snoke puppets to die first? Why did Snoke/ Palpatine try to kill Rey in TLJ if Palps plan is for Rey to kill him? Why the hell did they make this movie?
@robertagren9360
@robertagren9360 4 жыл бұрын
Snoke kind of died and the heroes aren't better than the villain in the plot.
@skyloren8078
@skyloren8078 4 жыл бұрын
If Palpatine is/was behind Snoke, if Rey is 'of' or 'a' Palpatine, if Palpatine's always known about Rey, then why didnt or how couldnt Snoke know who she was in TFA? 'Feel' she was the thing 'awakening'? Then in TLJ, Snoke commands Skylo Ren to kill her to 'complete' his training? They literally hold Empress Palpatine in their grasp, so why kill her & not convert her to the Dark Side? Snoke should've sent her to Exogal, not die & get cut in two because he toyed with her. Snoke & Palpy conspired to steal Ben Solo away from Luke / Jake, but did not conspire to retrieve his heir & convert her? Even Luke didnt see her for who she was, how's that even possible, lol? TFA & TLJ seem to make a lie out of saying Palpy was part of the plan all along, since Snoke's reaction to Rey never once suggests he knows her as the Dark Side Royalty she clearly is, nor does Luke or Master Yoda? Really? Snoke, Luke & Yoda didn't know a Force Dyad if it fell in their laps? Luke wouldn't train a Palpatine to go to the Light Side to battle his nephew that fell to the Dark? Ain't buyin it
@robertagren9360
@robertagren9360 4 жыл бұрын
@@skyloren8078 TFA is about finding Luke to make Rey a Jedi and TLJ erased the plot and then TROS erased the plot in TLJ. Kylo Ren was supposed to be the main villain after Snoke was defeated but he was given a softer character. At the start of the trilogy Kylo Ren kills his father and at TLJ he doesn't kill his mother, Rian Johnson went as far to make sure Kylo Ren did not kill his mother even if the plot was for him to do so.
@peterk.rosenthal1417
@peterk.rosenthal1417 4 жыл бұрын
If he was alive the whole time why go through the bother of building up something new over 20 years in secret? Why not just keep emperoring over the empire that was still there at that point?
@BrendanAbel4real
@BrendanAbel4real 4 жыл бұрын
Lol so funny I missed this plot hole because of all the other ones
@SHARKVADERS
@SHARKVADERS 4 жыл бұрын
They fly now?!? No! They crash now!
@thlifethlife-cf1wc
@thlifethlife-cf1wc 4 жыл бұрын
They go bye now!
@roybattynexus6
@roybattynexus6 4 жыл бұрын
They flop now!
@sageoz9886
@sageoz9886 4 жыл бұрын
Flying Stormtroopers were canon and makes sense but whoever green lit Imperial scissor jack ejection seat choppers should be ashamed
@Amplamente
@Amplamente 4 жыл бұрын
THEY FLOP NOW!
@sarvolfe6435
@sarvolfe6435 4 жыл бұрын
Yup they've always had troopers that have Fett like jet packs as can be seen in the clone wars series and the force unleashed II. So nothing new there and just goes to show how much jar jar Abrams knows about star wars..... that'd be fuck all.
@Tony-rn5fm
@Tony-rn5fm 4 жыл бұрын
the skywalker saga was over with return of the jedi. pre-disney EU books are CANON disney IS NOT !!!!
@the0peratoR
@the0peratoR 2 жыл бұрын
I remember the day my dad showed me Star Wars on VHS when I was 7 or 8 years old, and it was the feelings of a). It being the first movie I understood and before I had heard of KZfaq, thought it was an AMAZING story, and b). Since I understood it there was this feeling like I had grown up in a way, and knew this was something I'd treasure for the rest of my life. Then came along The Crackhouse of Mouse to take an Uzi with a 150 round drum barrel to riddle the love I (and we all, I assume) once had for such a groundbreaking piece of pop culture.
@Kyanzes
@Kyanzes 4 жыл бұрын
"She even takes Luke's sunset..." - LMFAO
@garethdevlin5399
@garethdevlin5399 4 жыл бұрын
Man that bad
@jonathanyoung8109
@jonathanyoung8109 4 жыл бұрын
Andras Jonas - they wish to God that the story would have been about a woman instead of a man...
@ricardomendanha8059
@ricardomendanha8059 4 жыл бұрын
This trilogy was made by people who hate Lucas Star Wars, very clearly.
@annnee6818
@annnee6818 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think so, it was made by a cowardly committee, so intent on the bottom line that all they did was reactionary fan service which is boring af...
@DemonicRemption
@DemonicRemption 4 жыл бұрын
@@annnee6818 Yeah, you nailed it...
@VNeto94
@VNeto94 4 жыл бұрын
Most of The Last Jedi was. The rest is just repetition.
@annnee6818
@annnee6818 4 жыл бұрын
@El Gusanillo Del Juego Sorry dude, but that doesn't seem to make much sense. I heard an entire expose on how Disney (friggen Disney) endorses communism with the last Jedi. Just hilarious stuff. Those people care about money, they're not trying to destroy the world that makes them billions. What could possibly motivate them to do that? Especially since the hero theme was so present all the time you'd have to be wilfully blind to not see it. But I get you hated the movie. I'm with you. Just think you're reading waaaay too much into it. Probably because it's important to you, which I also get. It's important to me too.
@annnee6818
@annnee6818 4 жыл бұрын
@@DemonicRemption Thanks. Not happy about the whole thing 😑
@OwenWagoner
@OwenWagoner 4 жыл бұрын
I saw episode 7 and quit watching. As far as I'm concerned, the Star Wars movies only include episodes 1 thru 6.
@shawnstewart1447
@shawnstewart1447 4 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair Rey found it so easily because she has that ability to “see memories through items” which like doesn’t have
@cabarete2003
@cabarete2003 4 жыл бұрын
The droid looks like the Pixar lamp with a wheel .
@tyrell.
@tyrell. 4 жыл бұрын
So basically like this franchise
@vladimirlestrad3120
@vladimirlestrad3120 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that the Jojo community treats Dio with more attention than the Star Wars community is saying something
@WAKESURFER360
@WAKESURFER360 4 жыл бұрын
Legit was my first thought too
@leenaleewitch3731
@leenaleewitch3731 4 жыл бұрын
That's the point
@harrambou9468
@harrambou9468 3 жыл бұрын
Vladimir Lestrad...What’s wrong with the JoJo community?
@garethdevlin5399
@garethdevlin5399 4 жыл бұрын
Star wars was dead after the force awaken the people said this movie was bad and destroyed the first movies were right
@lukeskywalker6809
@lukeskywalker6809 4 жыл бұрын
I was one of them. I nearly walked out of TFA. I knew then that Star Wars was dead.
@SumDumGy
@SumDumGy 4 жыл бұрын
For me it was dead in 1996 when Lucas released the first Special Edition.
@stagalgiz1097
@stagalgiz1097 4 жыл бұрын
And sadly Trek was dead as soon as the opening credits of the 2009 Jar Jar Trek started.....
@garethdevlin5399
@garethdevlin5399 4 жыл бұрын
@@stagalgiz1097 you're right I mean Spock dies in star trek in JJ star trek kirk die its same movie but change the two characters around in his movies nothing is explained if you want watch I movie you want to know what going on not guesting for the fact of gesting in which I don't think he known himself
@slim420MM
@slim420MM 4 жыл бұрын
This bullshit cant kill Star Wars. GTFOH
@stolaslikestea6169
@stolaslikestea6169 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m Rey, Rey Skywalker” But you’re not even a descendent of the Skywalker family and I thought you were Rey Palpatine.
@danieljackowitz2343
@danieljackowitz2343 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing your recovery journey. Hope you keep on with it!
@Kyle-cx9te
@Kyle-cx9te 4 жыл бұрын
While the prequels lack depth, and ground in reality, the story is miles better than the new trilogy. Things are retconned, but not intensively, it's more of an explanation than a giant middle finger. Ignore the new trilogy, it really shouldnt be canon.
@kenny9582
@kenny9582 4 жыл бұрын
@Seth Hultkrantz The Disney abominations.
@supernintendro
@supernintendro 4 жыл бұрын
The Thrawn Trilogy ftw
@cynderfan2233
@cynderfan2233 4 жыл бұрын
The prequels suffer from having to detail Anakin's love life and how it was used against him to turn him evil. The trouble was Hayden Christiansen being useless at romance stuff. He captured Anakin's descent to evil quite well, but he couldn't carry the romance scenes.
@sakura608
@sakura608 4 жыл бұрын
@@cynderfan2233 Christian Bale? That would have actually been an interesting choice. I think you meant Hayden Christensen. 🤣
@mikewaterfield3599
@mikewaterfield3599 4 жыл бұрын
If you forget Hayden Christiansons cringe dialog, the prequels do one thing very well. Show palpi Mcscrotumfaces long game to get in power and destroy the Jedi order. From senator to chancelor, to power abusing chancellor to emperor, at least they were consistent.
@oz4087
@oz4087 4 жыл бұрын
And thats how a mouse, became a filthy rat.
@AstroHolden
@AstroHolden 4 жыл бұрын
Oooo, I like that!
@Catubrannos
@Catubrannos 4 жыл бұрын
Walt Disney would never have employed any of these tools.
@labestiapolitica3438
@labestiapolitica3438 4 жыл бұрын
Just like that
@Paradisio84
@Paradisio84 4 жыл бұрын
This!
@veilofreality
@veilofreality 4 жыл бұрын
Lol...underrated comment
@Strato13
@Strato13 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, that explains how Kylo suddenly got a Lightsaber because I dont remember him having had one in the initial battle against the Knights of Ren. FORCESKPE lol!
@MightyQuinnj
@MightyQuinnj 4 жыл бұрын
Because they are a dyad, 2 sides of the same coin or something like that. It would have been cool if as he turned good, she turned evil and became dark Rey.
@longdistance4379
@longdistance4379 Жыл бұрын
Nerdrotic, you're so entertaining to watch. And very informative!
@stevenfoss3015
@stevenfoss3015 4 жыл бұрын
Time to pretend this Trilogy never happened
@1beatcher
@1beatcher 4 жыл бұрын
SW has new trilogy out?
@godshollownutsack9272
@godshollownutsack9272 4 жыл бұрын
God its just like the prequels all over again...
@AstroHolden
@AstroHolden 4 жыл бұрын
@@godshollownutsack9272Actually not. The prequels gave us new things and stories. Even if the dialogue was silly at times, the overall arc was sound. The sequels are ADD writing with a lot of plagiarism of the prior films.
@godshollownutsack9272
@godshollownutsack9272 4 жыл бұрын
@@AstroHolden no I mean like how people were trying to forget the prequels. They were the shit and still are to me
@user-sp2jg9rx8r
@user-sp2jg9rx8r 4 жыл бұрын
I rather watch Jar Jar binks then Self Insert Mary Sue Rey.
@mountedpatrolman
@mountedpatrolman 4 жыл бұрын
This entire trilogy needs to be buried in the Mexican desert, and completely redone.
@germangamingvideos6069
@germangamingvideos6069 4 жыл бұрын
Just use the Thrawn trilogy this time
@Sldumas1983
@Sldumas1983 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@germangamingvideos6069
@germangamingvideos6069 4 жыл бұрын
@El Gusanillo Del Juego Fine too. I even think the suncrusher books would be better than the disney movies
@marcosolano6612
@marcosolano6612 4 жыл бұрын
As a mexican I feel insulted😂, bury that crap somewhere else.
@XX-121
@XX-121 4 жыл бұрын
@@marcosolano6612 would say the bottom of the ocean but there's already enough trash floating around in there!
@Altusjaap
@Altusjaap 4 жыл бұрын
I delayed until last night to watch this flick. Being born in 1977, Star Wars (and Asterix) pretty much were my main inspiration growing up in the 80's, sending me into the direction of where I find myself today. Only now (actually since the sale of the franchise and the discounting of the EU canon) to have my passion turn over to the dark side with the Skywalker epoch turning into the "Victory of the Palpatine's". Thanks Dude... your review gave me "some" solace. Respect for your work and keep it up. I just subscribed to your channel. Peace.
@MRdeepsea
@MRdeepsea 5 ай бұрын
Would love to see you revisit these movies current day. Like a retrospective maybe? Love the content.
@AnthonyRizzuti
@AnthonyRizzuti 4 жыл бұрын
Any one else notice Kylo’s scar disappearing half way through the movie?
@daniellemusella1594
@daniellemusella1594 3 жыл бұрын
@AnthonyRizzuti It disappeared, because when Rey healed the lightsaber wound she'd given him seconds earlier, she also healed every other injury lingering injury he had.
@sithsaiyan4529
@sithsaiyan4529 2 жыл бұрын
Skype healing
@Simm2Dimm
@Simm2Dimm 4 жыл бұрын
So basically the whole Disney Trilogy was a dumpster fire
@mojosodope45
@mojosodope45 4 жыл бұрын
Disney trilogy doesn’t exist.
@AstroHolden
@AstroHolden 4 жыл бұрын
@@mojosodope45 The final Skywalker Saga film was Return of the Jedi.
@GM-bc5qs
@GM-bc5qs 4 жыл бұрын
@@mojosodope45 I'm just going to pretend that the last however many years of Disney Star Wars didn't happen. The EU is still cannon and Revenge of the Sith was the last film made in the franchise. Maybe I'm in denial but that's what happens when your favorite franchise, mythos, and lore is destroyed.
@Majin_Fuu
@Majin_Fuu 4 жыл бұрын
@@GM-bc5qs everything following Disney's SW acquisition never happened. I would've liked to see Luke's new Jedi Order from the EU and the Yuuzhan Vong war in a movie series but that'll never happen
@GM-bc5qs
@GM-bc5qs 4 жыл бұрын
@@Majin_Fuu Both of those would have been amazing and both of those were awesome stories.
@Perktube1
@Perktube1 3 жыл бұрын
Grampy Palpy forgot to mention he made boom boom in his pants... 😂 I can't!!!
@niskanen19
@niskanen19 4 жыл бұрын
The movie is decent, if you just don't ask any questions imagine if in the end of Rogue One Darth Vader pulled back the rebel ship using force lmao
@robertoarmstrong7317
@robertoarmstrong7317 4 жыл бұрын
Roope Niskanen life also seems decent... until you start asking questions..
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