Daniel Treshner THANK YOU FOR MAKIKG ME REALIZE HE SAYS THAT AFTER A YEAR OF LOVING THIS FILM

Daniel Treshner Yess a human bean XD

To be fair, I think Denny actually does count as "a human bean".

Tommy Wiseau is actually the BFG

That would explain why he's so reluctant to say where he's actually from

o hai protein powder

If I heard him at a gym I would be straight dead.

I am BUHLOCKAY now this is burned into my mind. Why have you done this to me

I am BUHLOCKAY he'd probably wear a suit working out to

You need to read the Disaster Artist, lol.

It also tricked me when I first learned of this movie

Fun fact: the nostalgia critic was terrible back in 2015

Yeah, this movie even got its own poster wrong.

@@FriendlyCroock Personally I think he's gone down hill ever since 2016. It feels like he's run out of ideas, and every year it feels like the reviews have more and more political views and jokes thrown in and that's not what I'm here for.

@@Wildnose1337 Not true. He was a lot more political back in 2014 2015. And I can't stand american politics and your backwater political views.

😅

"It’s so stupid yet so fun to watch" -the tagline the movie deserved

Dude looks like the bug from the first Men in Black, but the bug is still more believable as a human.

@@shadejakva9367 Best worst movie ever

NPCs from a PS2 game? I'm suddenly getting FFX vibes and not in a good way. LoL.

amazing

Ha! that's a good one

Hahahaha, what a story, Boni!

+Emile Noble 4 Oh can he? Thank you!

+Emile Noble 4 Oh gee, can we eat 'ha'? I've never had 'ha' before! Is there a, 'ha' restaurant somewhere around here?

Shit dude, I think you're on to something

thats a legit good theory

ZacabebOTG that would make more sense in a movie that has none to begin with. why is this stupid kid in the movie? Where are his parents? Why does he constantly come over to Johnny's house, and why does he keep hitting on a woman who's older than him?

+K-C Rhoder The Drag Queen As much as criticism is important here.... When it comes to The Room, al criticism becomes absolutely pointless.

ZacabebOTG he also takes drugs

In deadpan voice: "I can't believe there's someone whose acting is worse. How could anyone's acting be worse..."

No,no,no that can't be a line an actual line in a movie

@@jefftenormen666 THAT IS AN ACTUAL, REAL LINE IN A MOVIE! I SHIT YOU NOT!

@@solaris4022 omfg🤣🤣🤣

@@jefftenormen666 It's AMAZINGLY bad you can find it on youtube

The Room is astoundingly bad, the shamaylan-airbender is just boringly bad.

@@Fluffkitscripts The Room was Wiseaus story, one of the reasons it's unique. Shamaylan was disrespectful to the Avatar world and it's creators Mike and Bryan, thus making it worse than the Room.

That makes sense. The Room is entertaining, the Last Airbender would just make everyone angry. :/

Great story. Thanks for sharing.

The Room is entertainingly bad. Last Airbender is just plain bad.

Tyler Brown You madman! Don't you know that the world cannot handle that kind of combination?!

Funny thing is, is that Shalmalayan directed a couple of good movies, and once upon a time, Cage was a highly respected actor.

Tommy was in Samurai Cop 2, good enough!

There's going to be a movie about the making of this film

Tyler Brown don't forget Uwe Boll!

Godammit...

BOOOOOOO!

At Lisa sequel wasn't made

Lmao!! Great job on the puns you two :P

Your puns left a Mark on me.

Which is saying a lot as he isn't an actor. To my understanding, Hlhe's a motivational speaker and a friend of Greg Sestero, who played Mark.

Because except for the weird Belgian Dude, everybody else got their start acting in porn. (kidding, I swear)

Because he is not acting

Because the dude who plays him actually studied method acting and stayed in character the entire time he was on set.

He was genuinely annoyed/angry with Wiseau, can't remember why, but I think that helped his performance. Other than that, he is still the only person doing any acting in this movie.

And even the crew tried telling Tommy it wasn't a funny situation and to be more serious. But for some reason, he kept laughing. Even when Greg mentioned Guerrero street in his story about the girl who was beaten up.

@@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293I guess Tommy has a big issue with cheating.

@@flyingdutchman2442I guess Tommy has a good sense of humor

To be fair everyone things it’s funny when the genders are flipped.

"Actor."

"Comedian"? Or is it a joke? English isn't my first language.

Negative Minded It's a joke. He put the title of "actor" in quotes as if to question its legitimacy. As in, his acting was so bad that he doesn't deserved to be called such. He wasn't trying to correct you. What was your first language?

Ok, that's what I was thinking. I'm French, but I love Shakespeare's language! Thx for the reply.

Negative Minded Vous parlez français? C'est super-cool! I've taken three French classes over here in the USA, so I can write sentences and understand key words, but I'm nowhere near as good in it as you are in English. It's been a while, so my grammar above was probably terrible.

Your point?

this is why people like the room. it's drama is so bad that its hilarious.

+cjwalkerist luke Bad comedy can make good cringe comedy. Like Micheal Scott's jokes in the office.

That's true.

Anyway, how's your sex life?

I think you mean improvised, there's not a lot of "improving" in this movie

You mean the “Hai Doggy!” part.

now he’s reviewing the Mario movie which came out 3 months ago

​@@garfieldfan925 Well that actually deals with popular culture from the 80s so it counts.

@@Killgore-ip2yq It doesn’t, the movie was 3 months old when he made the review. The games weren’t the main point of the review.

@@garfieldfan925 I remember that he said that he would review movies regardless of the year they came out. It was at a time when he stopped doing reviews due to lack of motivation.

@@sad520boy ahh

redloiyu654jay Yeah I am.

My God. I see you on every video I go to.

Oh I meant him XD sorry

Really? when did he start calling it a comedy? In a confusing interview with Doug later "Shut up and talk", he's still calling it art, and that was at least a couple of years after this review premiered.

It was literally his life's dream, he is narcissistic to a hyperactive degree. He did everything in his power during the production of this film to be the center of attention constantly.

Some of Dong's absolute best material.. I think hardly no one will argue against that..

Kenrick Eason “Dong’s” Best typo ever made

The sea horses rule the world joke is by far the most random thing that doug has ever done, and that's also the reason why this episode is the best.

@@kenrickeason who's Dong? 😉

Hahahaa thas gud (Like tommy)

Mine, too. Way back at Fanime in 2010.

Mine was the Disaster Artist. It starred James and Dave Franco as Tommy and Mark respectively while they were making the movie.

Same. I’ve been meaning to watch Disaster Artist but I just haven’t gotten around to it yet.

NC was a part of my first exposure to the room. He was in PhantomStrider's Top 10 Worst Movies of All Time

This review was my first exposure to The Room too.

LOL. that shit was hilarious

I wouldn't doubt it

Living Myth bingo!

I think this is what happened, too.

"I FEDD UUP WIT DIS WORL!' pfft I had a bitter break-up a few months, but you don't see me making a movie about it. *kicks notepad under the bed* You saw nothing.

You're tearing me apart, jayblade200- oh hi, Mark.

I think he somehow confused seahorses with COVID-19.

No coved makes the seahorses stronger

probably be the best part of the year

@@perryperez You're really going for the lowest hanging fruit here

Well, it's May of 2022 and hasn't happened yet, but I hope it does.

“That girl got beat up” “Hahahahahahahahaha”

I found that out the hard way. I visited San Francisco from MI and I made sure to walk down all of Guerrero street and not one hospital. Long ass walk too. Nice fact too.

Why the hell would Johnny laugh at that to begin with? That's pretty fucking messed up.

I also enjoyed the way he acts. What a refined and polished gentleman he is.

Chris R. - the best acted character in this whole movie. He's the "Johnny Depp" of The Room.

He's an OK actor. It's kind of like the average looking girl in high school that hangs out with all ugly people and she ends up looking better side by side

For real. I bet he didn't know just how bad this movie would be, and he was so proud of getting a small role in what he thought would be a good movie, so he acted his little heart out. God speed, sir.

+fred fuchs Yeah, the guy who played the drug dealer is now a sales director, seriously look it up.

Ho Chi Mints Oh high mark?

I see what you did there

Ho Chi Mints Your comment deserves more popularity.

Ho Chi Mints I see what you did there. Lol.

My name is Mark. One friend of mine Saw the movie and now he ALWAYS Say to me "hi Mark, you're my favorite costumer" every time i see her.

He is polish he doesn’t know about US

I thought he was French?

​​@@Highfive3395 Ah yes. Polish people don't know about US.

@@LaineMann I am French I can assure you that NO 😂

Especially this year now that The Room is turning 20 soon

It's not over everyone's betrayed me I fed up with this whirl.

Happy Industries, Better Than Edgar Wright, Orson Welles, and Robert Towne

Angel- I Love Movies Better than Aaron Sorkin, Tarantino himself!

'I fed up with dis worrolrd!'

It's the way he says it that gives it life.

tommy tried to rake this review down?

Actually, the company that distributes the movie tried to take it down, but Tommy Wiseau really liked it.

@@kemosonicfan123lbp What did they try to take down? The movie or the video?

@_ Teller _ You have crippling idiocy

@@kemosonicfan123lbp Yes, "John from theroommovie.com" wanted to take it down - only problem is he doesn't exist and the person behind it is actually, surprise, surprise, Tommy Wiseau.

Intiminating a corpse... Well he did a better job than some guy pretending to be unconscious in MrBean...

Tommy Wiseau is a vampire.

@@neo-didact9285 at this point nothing would surprise me about Tommy anymore. I mean, we still don't know where he's from.

That…makes way too much sense

He actually fired the cast 3 times. I bet some of them keel over laughing

The true heroes

Not until he said cut. 😂

Go Time Now because Tommy wisseau told him it was real

If you look at Mark right after Tommy says he is an expert, in the roof scene, you can see Mark turn to laughter, but it is immediately cut off in the next clip where Mark responds "No, definitely not an expert."

Yuki_100 So that's where the Ancient One found the Time stone

Yuki_100 makes sense

That actually makes sense

Everyone's in a time loop in this movie, forced to throw footballs, have awkward dialogue and lame sex for all eternity

Hello meme fox weaboos.

+Azariachan High-five, bro.

me 2

I have watched this review so much its still funny as fuck!! I still laugh my ass off each time I watch this episode!! Classic Comedy at its best!!

+Kenrick Eason my favourite moment: when tommy asks mark about his sexlife^^ when NC spews the water in total shock^^ always losing it at that moment! ^^

koppsr​ Its alot of scenes to choose from but the one that had me crying the most when Tommy says You're tearing me apart Lisa and N.C says oh my God with both hands over his face!! This Review is Damn near a masterpiece of A Comedian's comedic genius! No wonder it got a 9.5 rating out of 10 on Imb..

Wait, is that a real condition?

Well no but that would hardly be the least realistic part of the movie.

Well, at least he finally picked up on it at the end.

Maybe they filmed several different versions of their first hookup and later decided to put them all in the movie as separate scenes.

BulletTooth504 I wouldnt be suprised if they did,seems like they just threw a bunch of first takes into a Room and called it a movie.

I mean we believed it was a water bottle at least.

I thought that the dog was the best actor.

T McK come on dude this is just ridiculous The football was clearly superior in terms of acting

T McK He died as he lived

he will be missed

george persaud pure gold

O hai Maark

i laugh harder than i expected it XDDDD

Hau is ur sex life

sounds like Dutch

That's some confidence right there.

@@ARedMagicMarker I know, right? Greg Sestero talks about it in his book "The Disaster Artist". To be a fly on the wall when *that* conversation happened...

@@shadejakva9367 "You know, Mahk's actor... I've been following a strict regimen of 100 squats a day, green drink, green leaves, and green tea for abowt one blue moon. NOT thee blood moon, thee blue moon. There is difference! It's oolll reeeEally changed my liiyfe. I not thee same human bean I once vwas before mai trlansformation. My glutes are my two special, cherlished childrens, and I am theE prloud *PA-PA* . My two childrens together form the white moooon. The strong white moon, she es rleady. Rledy. To SHYYYINEeeee.... I wvant to share'l... with the _whole_ worl." **_Takes in a deep drag of some more green leaves._**

Richard Desmond true. I hope its 1000x better then this shit show.

Richard Desmond what line

ATLIS GAMING What a story Mark!

Crash of The 90's you have to say action loud so I can hear!

when it's going to be released

THE REQUESTS WILL KEEP COMING!!!!!

He'll review this review of The Room before he reviews his own The Room.

Cool story bro

+Prince Zuko The Awesoming DVD is going to include reviews on his old movies, probably including The Room

Excellent. I actually want to see them lol.

That's how the seahorses rise

I for one welcome our new seahorse overlords.

you forgot "Oh hi doggy" It's the most important one!

darkikoolol perfectly summed up...

Oh hi darkikoolol.

Oh hi KarateGirl

Oh hi comment

Nico Reveco He was the best actor in the whole film.

alexh4319 I don't know, I think the gun who killed Tommy was the best actor.

...But, what about the waterbottle that Tommy threw on the 'rooftop'? THAT was the best actor!! I nearly cried when Tommy threw him to the curb! What a perfect performance!

alexh4319 and he's not even an actor.

The dog was better, he was a good boy.

Right? He’s so ridiculously oblivious

Maybe in original script there was supposed to be only one such scene and they recorded different versions of it, but then decided to use all of them in a movie without any editing or re-shooting. Actually, plenty of scenes look exactly like that - different takes of the same scene, all combined and mushed together.

"You'll never have me." -Mark

He has no idea what the fuck is going on.

@@cw3le I actually never thought of that, that's probably accurate. Maybe not, though, cause the clothes are different, but it's possible.

That is because he probably was a real Drug dealer who funded the movie and he was probably there to get his money back. The camera happened to be on during all that, so they put it in the movie.

Yeah, he was just there to give Tommy some more Meth when he told him to get in front of the camera.

What about the dog. I loved the dog

Yeah, that was pretty big Oscar Winner there, too.

He wasn't even an actor. According to the book "The Disaster Artist" the actor for Chris-R was an Armenian Olympic Bobsledder.

He was probably a real drug dealer😂

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheep cheep cheep

*OH, GOOD GOD*

Yuya Sakaki: “I’m fed-ap with this whurld.”

*cringes*

Only to be changed when Tommy realized he couldn't possibly get his car to fly around San Francisco.

KAWA DIO DA!

"Ah don’t sparkle haa."

sparkle sparkle sparkle!

I wouldn’t wanna see the other customers if that’s the case

What if that was actually some kind of weird humor and tommy wrote it with that in mind ?🤔

Well he gave a $2 tip he’s basically Jesus

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It's like he's channeling his inner Stewie.

A stewie with no emotion.

Actually, when they were filming this scene, many of the people who on set laughed when Wiseau said the line. Wiseau stopped the shooting and demands why they were laughing.

1337Wolfb0i I actually thought that was the only good line in the movie from him lol

Anything and everything that gives birth to a meme is sacred and must be protected and preserved by any means necessary.

Leokav4est Dont worry I once said your tearing my apart lisa in maths and the teacher said oh hai mark and i just looked in awe at how awesome my teacher is

Leokav4est leafyisqueer

Johnny pulling the trigger on the gun is us after this movie

Homura Akemi 3 hours and 32 takes.

Homura Akemi actually it's not true because even though it's mentioned in the book : ' the disaster artist ' tommy wiseau himself said in an interview it wasn't true

+Lyna Ckhilou Why are you trusting Wiseau? He said this movie was a dark comedy instead of a failed romantic drama.

encycl07pedia well I guess you're right no one knows for sure what actually happened behind the scenes but I find it hard to believe it took him 32 takes to perfect that amazing well acted scene

Yeah, sure... Don't believe it. Had to be 70 takes *at* *least*

No one can beat Tommy 😀

Even the subtitles said NAAAAHT 😂

YOUR TEARING APART LISA!!!!!

YOUR TEARING ME APART LISA!!!!!

Crimson Scythe it’s truly awful eh... But kinda Hillarious!!

Best meme

TheJudoJoker boi, u can call Tommy Wisaue a lot of things, but boring is far from one of them.

TheJudoJoker “Don’t throw your life away” -Spoony I wish Spoony took his own advice :(

You can csll Tommy Wiseau many things, but Boring is not one of them

@@Jack1994hoo I’d call Johnny boring though, he’s got no personality outside of being a nice guy everybody likes

^underrated

Your profile picture makes this comment even better lmao.

@@brobroman9356 why thanks

Dammmnnn 😂😂😂😂😂

The budget for the film was 6 million.

That was best take they could get!!!!!! SERIOUSLY! I want to see the other 31 takes they did to see what made this freaking take so special from the rest. In fact if they were retaking so much why not try it with different people. A screaming toddler could put on a more believable performance than Wiseau himself or as I call him the Laughing Goth.

DragonGodMillionare Well they couldn't do it with someone else because since Tommy Wiseau did everything from horribly acting, horribly producing, horribly writing and horribly directing it I highly doubt he would've let anyone else try. Here's how I imagine the conversation would've gone down: Crew member: Listen Tommy, um, I don't think you've got the, uh acting ability down. Do you think maybe we should try someone else in the lead role? Tommy: No! No one else try! Is my movie! I play lead role in my movie! Crew member: Oh come on. Can't you try it out with someone else for a few minutes? Tommy: No I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?

MasterCharlie104 Crew member: Can't tell you that. Tommy: Why not. Crew member: Because I don't want to.... Tommy: Poor crew member you're just little chicken/ cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.

32 TAKES??? *laughing* How much effort does it take to be such a bad actor?

joyunicycle Apparently both nothing and a lot.

... Really?

@@ClaudetteVioletta I looked up the transcript because I don't have the patience to sit through this movie and yes, she says that.

a giant ketchup packet that was alot of "ketchup"

Lisa: Is he dead? Nostalgia Critic: Well, yes. Yes, he is, young lady. He has passed on. This person is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff! Bereft of life! He rests in peace! If he didn't shoot himself, he'd be pushing up DAISIES! His metabolic processes are now history! HE'S OFF THE TWIG! HE'S KICKED THE BUCKET! HE'S SHUFFLED OFF THE MORTAL COIL! RUN DOWN THE CURTAIN AND JOINED THE FRIGGIN' CHOIR INVISIBLE! THIS... IS AN *EX-PERSON*!

Well, better replace him then.

He's resting.

Joseph Womer, Tommy ain't dead, He just went home.

Lmao even wikipedia doesn’t list it as that

Me to also why did you stop making video

Tikki Tikki Tembo, a fan uploaded an official review of the video from one of Dougs DVDs. Do a KZfaq search, it's on here.

There are some things not meant for the world of mortals

The whole film is on youtube, i think its flashback 03. Its pretty anticlimactic tho....

same

According to Tommy it took 5 takes

big daddy buden We’ll probably never know the real number as Tommy Wiseau is basically the most open ended question in the entire world. Literally know one knew what his age was or where he was from until a few years ago, because every time he was asked this in interviews he would give open ended answers or change his mind constantly. The man is amazing.

So you saw the disaster artist

Haven't seen the movie. Read the book. It was something like that.

@@brandonw6139 According to Greg Sestero, in The Disaster Artist 32 was the number. I have more faith in Greg's counting skills more than Tommy's directing skills. When you deal with Tommy logic, truth and fiction are subjective. Especially when you consider that Tommy did NOT know what a generator was for , he didn't know what a Line producer did. Tommy Wiseau is to film making what Steven Spielberg is to....Yodeling! You have to listen to The Disaster Artist. The movie was good but the book goes into more unbelievable detail about how Tommy's movie making 'logic' A script that's *confidential* . And Greg does an AMAZING Tommy Wiseau impression.

Is there a HUH restaurant somewhere around here?

uhungma I knew I wasn't the only one.

uhungma Anyway, how's your sex life?

Don't worry about it

My favorite part of that book is where Greg is looking at the books on Tommy's shelves, and he finds one called Shower Power- Easy Exercises You Can Do While Showering.

I like to imagine that he was just incredibly baked during the filming and writing process

I thought he was high

According to the guy who plays Mark, Wiseau doesn't touch alcohol or illegal drugs but he drinks a LOT of Red Bull and takes a lot of prescription medication.

actually he had a car accident that fucked up his face

Also, he has a really weird sleep schedule that does NOT lend itself to 8am shoots.

Except 19:31, ✊👈

"Nobody poorly imitates my favourite farm animal!"

jeramy hobbs I'm giving movie the benefit of the doubt here. Mind you, I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't added by Doug.

jeramy hobbs the critic was adding those lines in. Though the movie is so hilariously bad the lined might as well be there.

jeramy hobbs the single greatest mystery in this review

Michael Vessel I thought I heard somewhere that the lines were in the movie

@@OptimusPhillip No. It is the Critic

M.F. Luder I would actually go see that just to see how bad it is.

This is how I think we should make the ultimate bad movie: Director: Uwe Boll Producers: Whoever managed the finances for "Food Fight" Distributors: The Sci-fi Channel Cinematographer: Harold P. Warren ("Manos: The Hands of Fate") Editor: James Nguyen ("Birdemic") Screen Writers: Whoever wrote the script for the animated Titanic movies Leading Actor: Tommy Wiseau

Mark Cobuzzi That's just fucking evil! Props to you for thinking that up.

It's like it was meant to be.

dont forget Uwe Boll

Chris R tho

Hi doggi

Martha Estela Prieto And the drug dealer.

Hey that water bottle did a damn good performance!

Yup

I swear I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂

He predicted Cassie Cage.

Best part of all,Tommy's character is named "Johnny" Like Johnny Cage. In Mortal Kombat X,there's a new character called Cassie Cage,who is the daughter of Johnny and Sonya.

Agreed. It sounds like something you would hear on MST3K.