space station 13

i have legitimately gone through my whole 2-year ss13 experience thinking that actual ERP servers were fake. literally thought they were a meme. i'm very disappointed in myself for not taking that warning seriously.

The janitors on those ERP servers suffer immensely Speaking from experience

Just to indicate the level of degeneracy among SS13 devs, here's a little story. There was once a fallout server. It had a bit of everything. IF you wanna be a villain? You can just check in for Enclave and make most horrendous disasters upon humankind, just dont piss off the Brotherhood unless you know what are you doing. If you ERP degen... you can just pop into about a dozen of hidden shacks and mind your own business. Unless threre is a hunting party, specializing in finding them. And then there are the rest of folks - Oasis, ghouls that turn super syan unltil entire server comes together to break their bones, Brotherhood of steel, which enforces "no fun" law for scavengers with mixed results, NCR and Legion taking turns in becoming an absolute dictatorship and occasionaly occupying/purging Oasis. And for a time it was good. But after a took a month break and tried to get back, there were only HRP and ERP servers left. Server have died and there is little information about it now. Its as if the very existance of decent Fallout server upset the universe itself.

i thought at first roleplaying at Skyrat was going to be an experience of a lifetime but it ended up with me arguing with two people about box placement. that was the most interesting part of the session. just me and two people arguing where to place a box at. it ended with us crying at each other or flipping out. that's it. the most interesting part was just us arguing where to put a box at. that's all.

I'm really surprised there haven't been any mentions of the Fallout Servers in the ERP part. Those were wild as hell.

Playing TGMC Runner caste is probably the most fun you will have in the span of 10 minutes. P.S: The average lifespan of the Runner is 10 minutes.

I just like the gore system honestly, it's fun to take bodies apart

High quality ss13 commentary videos made by a furry This can't get any better

I've been playing SS13 for almost 8 years and the amount of degeneracy posted in this video isn't even the final form. Only two days ago Dravis streamed cheese pizza and got banned on 80% of severs for it.

The huge flaw with HRP servers is that generally their admins do absolutely nothing to stop what we in the GoonRP community call “Meta-Cliquing”. It’s the idea that people will push others away to be with friends who generally have out of game connections to other players and genuinely just make the server hell for new players. It’s the same issue I saw you cover on Skyrat, 100+ people but nobody is around, and you can’t even get into most departments. It’s a big issue on GoonRP(which is medium to low RP), so I can’t even imagine how bad it is on HRP servers where the barrier to entry is already high for new players.

8:36 among us warning (safe to watch after 8:38)

goon seems like the reddit of ss13

As gooner who barely play other servers, when you get your hand into the mechanics it's honestly one of best ss13 experiences out there, most player don't mind helping if you don't get some mechanics, rounds are chaotic and theres always something to do and rules aren't too limiting and pretty standart (most people won't call you out as long as you don't bother them really)

Absolutely love the quality of the editing, beautiful

Damn that’s some quality effort

Love the editing/commentary!

recognizing one of the statics here from the time I was a dev on skyrat gave me fucking whiplash

3 years without even looking at this game and this video still somehow found me

Yes daddy, guide me thru SS13. You pretty much had the same exprience with Skyrat as me :( Also I love picking up security on friggin' SPLURT because they're stupid as hell and unrobust. I love to make ERP more painfull.

9:20 was the most hilarious thing I have seen all week thank you

good video sad that few people will appreciate the level of content scraping, effort, and creative work put into editing it. keep it up

I remember meeting you on splurt and all you told me was to keep an eye on my mental health

I think one of the funniest ss13 videos ever. Good job man

Your videos actually got me laughing, well done!

keep the content coming lmao, its amazing

About time more people realized TGMC is just better cm13 lol, good point about goon, started with it before going to TG and yeah its fancy, but just its own thing at this point Goodluck with documenting the rabbit hole

Played the game a bit on goonstation, figured out the controls well enough to go around the station removing lights, smashing them against walls and tossing them away to repeat the process. I single-handedly plunged about a fifth of the station into darkness before some technicians came with replacement bulbs

Absolutely amazing editing

Gentlemen. This is high quility content. My god, the editing! I tip my hat to you, sir.

Quality video. Questionable topic. Nice covering of all aspects of the spaceman game. (Gonna assume part two will fill the gaps I'm seeing here, like Eris, IS12, *The unspeakable one* and others) Overall: 10 outta good.

Now this,is what i call good ss13 content

Loved watching you edit this video on the Discord, also goddamn those pixels about to make me act up.

I have played ss13 for a long ass time. I always had a hard time coming to terms with how i would describe goon. Played it quite a lot and i feel you did a great job. To me, its a noob trap server. It makes it hard to try 90% of ss13 as a whole, and how they lock most of there content in the "secrets" folder has made me baffled its as alive as it is. Like, to even have something similar to goon, you have to recode it from scratch. Like, were trying to get goonstyle ranching on monkestation and boy is it weird to not be able to use framework from there code. For a project thats supposedly "opensource" such as ss13, its insane how locked up there stuff is.

Clicked for the thumbnail (Zackary my beloved), stayed for the genuinely entertaining (and judging by the TGMC one, incredibly accurate) descriptions of other servers.

why does splurt station have more funny than the others what the hell

My experience with SS13 boils down to not even being robust but breaking the game so bad that it fucks with the server or admins (or both) and I get then banned for saying mean words to the friends of admins or "rdming people who are AFK". My one time of glory was when I printed many (like, literal thousands) steel buckets out of an autolathe, placed them on every single tile in a kilometer radius and using the pressure outside the station, moved every object at once. The sheer weight of having to simulate so many moving objects broke and crashed the server of Beestation and I was subsequently zanned by badmins. They changed the server code later to disallow continuous printing lol! Remember me, the Bucket King!!

9:32 i shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did the angry red lizard seen aggressively vibing in robotics has spoken.

That’s why I stick to Barotrauma. Clowns, all-powerful engineers, all-powerful security, all-powerful captains, and then everyone else.

that last monster sprite... Are you hinting that the most degenerate server is the one whom you shall not speack it's name ?

Audibly laughed, loved this bro make more

This video perfectly represented my 2d spessman-going-vertical game, thank you so much brother. Edit: By the way, you can clean toothpaste stains like you would if they were on your shirt, try vinegar and water on a cloth, tapping it on the stain area, then cleaning it like you'd normally do it.

This is really great lol, glad to have another one of the now like 5 good SS13 content creators. As for the dichotomy of CM and TGMC, I think you really hit the nail on the head gameplay wise. I love CM but at least in terms of marine gameplay, TGMC is just flatly more interesting and more engaging. CM is where the people and the roleplay (such as it is, its there if you are willing to work for it) are at, and thats enough in my book. Gotta hang out with my fellow ungas, even if it means we are all weak as shit.

I'm glad youtube recommended me this channel

Ah jes this has cleared up absolutely nothing at all and just left me more confused, thank you for this gift.

I'm surprised you didn't talk about paradise station as one of the forefronts but then again it could possibly fall into fulp category

i just wanted to ask are the warnings in the intro selfmade or did you use a program if so what did you use

Making a SS13 Iceberg is so backshit insane that i must respect ur sanity or insanity tbh. Cheers my fella

what are your thoughts on other niche servers like world, warhammer 40k13, etc?

ngl that "check this shit homie" got me

Centcom rep shows up. Rep: "I need a Deathsquad." Captain: "Right this way."

hey whered you get that picture of the fox on the thumbnail, asking for a friend

1000th sub mate. This shits amazing.

Okay gonna be honest, Splurt looks hilarious, I absolutely lost it at you getting wrecked by a drop pod, where a naked man emerged and proceeded to "CHECK THIS SHIT HOMIE"

As someone who has played on several fetish servers through some private ties, I can tell you the that they're not much different from normal servers... Just creepier than average people. Like the people running Gain Station 13 but I don't kinkshame.

to me there are only two levels to the 'berg. stations with clowns and stations without clowns.

Dope vidya you made today Mr furrymans, veri nise intro there too

With man that can do that sort of content, community will grow

Great video 👍🔝

The editing Is great

Great video bro, got seizure in a middle of it. headsplitting headache in the middle of it while seeing the chaos 💀

The goon botanist trying to hang up the painting just about killed me, lol

Heyo one of the maintainers for Citadel here, Goonstation and CM-SS13 is open-source , I'd link them though youtube really hates links. Also even though Goon is open-source, they do have a closed secret subrepo for things that are meant to be well... secret features, it's something I can respect. Edit: fogor to say enjoyable video 👍

What exactly is the problem with unitystation? Apart from being less complete than TG, it's pretty cool. isn't it?

Now I'm wondering what your opinions are on the other BYOND games, if any of them suit your fancy.

I have soup scribe because I want to know more about the deepest icebergs of humanity spess role play without experiencing it myself. Thank you for your sacrifice.

I hope paradise station ends up in part 2 as it is the perfect example of being a HRP server turned LRP by it's players

I praise you for your sacrifice.

The one for Fulpstation might be outdated by like 3 years, they got nothing to do with Oney anymore and are a different kind of containment zone after trying to be MRP.

I love Playing SPLURT because I get to try to recognize my friends in these videos. The person you talked to on Splurt who wanted to kill themselves was Ike Tsumo

when I joined ss13, i had the choice to stay or leave, its been 2 years. help

Fulpstation, lax roleplay, ahaha My last few interactions with Fulpstation ages ago were the complete opposite. If the admins didn't like you they'd try to enforce HRP when they could on you. One time I was clown and nobody picked engi, so the supermatter was just not set up, nor solars, or any power. Rather than have the round end prematurely I went to the HoP to get engi access to set it up. As I was finished, I got bwoinked saying it's not my job, and when I told them it literally was now because of HoP, they still claimed "a clown shouldn't know how to set up the SM". I got merced by a traitor withot even being their objective mid-bwoink and didn't even get a revive for it despite being help up by a bwoink during that. Same admin few rounds later decides to stunlock me and try steal my stuff despite not being traitor. If they really didn't like you, they could effectively imprison you to your own job and bwoink you if you did anything that'd have the slightest relevancy to other jobs. I got bwoinked for going to engineering as CMO to get tools and upgrades, something everyone can do given you already have access from the start of the round to said area. They'd claim that you're doing another player's job and not letting them learn, even if there's no actual players in that job that you're having to do yourself in the first place. Another round I was CMO with a pretty robust medical team. We were doing so well that we actually ran ourselves out of a job due to everyone being healthy. This was a little while after cloners were removed so I decided to get a rounstart corpse, use genetics to make it identical to me, and augment it fully. After finishing like 2 hours into the round due to having to be CMO first and all that, I got one of my MDs to do a brain transplant. It worked, but a few minutes later an admin started doing electromagnetic pulses on top of me effectively killing me due to cybernetic heart and lungs, and then banned me for "powergaming" and "not doing my job the whole round". TL;DR fulpstation had no actual rules, it was just admins powertripping. Haven't played since to see how it developed if it even did.

I saw you in the lifeweb discord. Awaiting video.

That extreme role play server just feels like a bad lucid dream.

9:17 bro i've seen splurt but is this a new update or smth because i dont remember seeing this

Makes me think of a round where I got banned on goonstation. I'm playing staffie and I head over to the chaplain building to talk with the chaplain, I asked him what god he followed, he responded, "yellow?" I leave, make a flamethrower, and I respond back with burning down the chaplain, I actually managed to accidently blow it up and gotta say, I probably did more than the antags that round. Admins had a talk with me after that one 🤠

I hear that pesterquest music pani i know what you are

If Splurt is the tip, Lifeweb is the unending abyss below.

stuck in a loop of "do you have sanity? no. do you play ss13? yes."

Bit of a shame you didn't delve into any of the private/closed servers out there. Interstation Reborn is hosting on Friday if you're interested.

Thats some good editing

*Tolerate not the xeno, the heretic or the mutant*

Didn't expect much from a reddit post. But damn, i came for memes, stayed for more content. Please provide.

Paradise Station’s MRP ahh: [slips by]

you did not have to jumpscare me like that bro almost made me spit my soda 8:34

You forgot about FO13 servers, which need an iceberg of their own. I recommend getting in touch with community members from there, such as Methy, Tenias, Dravis, Raptor and a lot more people about how far THAT iceberg goes.

That is some good editing for such a low sub count channel. I subbed!

Can you give a source for the furry art on the thumbnail?

I wonder, on what layer you will place Life Web? It's obscure and crazy, like osyhodelic

What a great video

love the vid (goon went open source 2-3 years ago)

"check this shit homie"

I stopped playing for about 8 years. Came back to 10+ furry ERP servers, closed the byond tab and left.

anything higher than LRP is a waste of SS13 mechanical depth

skyrat is pretty boring because everyone has their friends and whenever as a borg i go to get upgrades and see the roboticist and their assistant really close to eachother whispering shit i just leave and play on fulp instead

SS13 video recommendation by youtube? hell yeah

I see, someone doesnt get the difference between "doing nothing" and "doing their job"

What an obscure little game.

god the bit at 9:20 is absolutely the best

I always assumed everyone was standing around "waiting" in HRP servers because they were all messaging each other like they're in ERP.