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The Thousand Sons were the XV Legion of the original twenty Space Marine Legions. Their Primarch is Magnus, oft called Magnus the Red. The Legion turned traitor during the Horus Heresy, after which it relocated to Sortiarius, the Planet of Sorcerers, in the Eye of Terror, and dedicated itself to the Chaos God of change, sorcery and magic, Tzeentch. For a time it appeared that Tzeentch protected the Thousand Sons from the corruption and fragmentation that most of the other Traitor Legions underwent, but eventually the Legion went through a crisis of mutation and de-evolution, seemingly at the wish of their patron-God. Aghast at this development, their chief sorcerer, Ahriman, cast a powerful spell designed to render the Thousand Sons immune to the warping effects of Chaos. While the spell succeeded in this goal, it had an unforseen consequence of transforming the mutated Thousand Sons into little more than mystically animated suits of armour barely capable of being termed as anything more sentient than automata.
With the only surviving cognisant members being those incredibly strong in heretical psychic powers, the Thousand Sons are now a legion of ghosts led by the damned.

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@netoalmeida6146
@netoalmeida6146 16 күн бұрын
Remember when DK did a unintended pun showing his minis "here's my thousand sons army, but they're just colecting dust at the moment" without KNOWING NOTHING about them?? they are the perfect army for the DK as Tzeentch planned indeed.
@MarcDize
@MarcDize 16 күн бұрын
yes. it was glorious. GLORIOUS!!!!!!! 😫
@LAV-III
@LAV-III 15 күн бұрын
Which episode was that from?
@drakeblack4695
@drakeblack4695 15 күн бұрын
@@LAV-IIIit’s one of like the first 10-15 things on the channel. Not a super long video but definitely worth a watch
@TheTsugnawmi2010
@TheTsugnawmi2010 13 күн бұрын
Tzeench: “I play the long game”
@painlord2k
@painlord2k 12 күн бұрын
@@TheTsugnawmi2010 Khorne: "How long?" Tzeench: “I don't remember"
@ladeandix7451
@ladeandix7451 16 күн бұрын
Yvraine did resurrect those marines, but after Ahriman agreed to let her leave, she sent them screaming into the warp. Ahriman, shocked, horrified, and pissed instead of trying to kill the eldar he jumped into the warp after his brother.
@DarthAuxilia
@DarthAuxilia 16 күн бұрын
Yeah, she fucked up
@Asheriancommand
@Asheriancommand 16 күн бұрын
It was the right call. Ahriman got distracted and yvraine got the warshard
@DarthAuxilia
@DarthAuxilia 16 күн бұрын
@Asheriancommand but now she is a priority target for ahriman, not only do to vengeance, but also as a resource to reverse the rubric
@evilsclone2499
@evilsclone2499 15 күн бұрын
​@@Asheriancommandyvraine: "ah yes, let me piss off the angry physical space monkey capable of doing the same magic shit that I can, what's the worst that could possible happen?" *meanwhile ariman is prepping his ovary spinning destro torsion spell. For when her finds her*
@Hewrin88
@Hewrin88 15 күн бұрын
Knowing Ahriman he'd probably spend a trilogy of books trying to get back at her and achieving nothing
@PapaFunDip
@PapaFunDip 16 күн бұрын
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, Magnus's efforts all went bust.
@redline841
@redline841 15 күн бұрын
Ambatubus...
@tajadoleternal5514
@tajadoleternal5514 16 күн бұрын
Thousands son: father I don't feel so good
@heboric6136
@heboric6136 16 күн бұрын
😭
@the-wanderer111
@the-wanderer111 16 күн бұрын
Reduced 2 dust.
@hugotheimpecileone
@hugotheimpecileone 16 күн бұрын
I can see that happening in 40k honestly
@skullsquad900
@skullsquad900 14 күн бұрын
​@@hugotheimpecileonepretty sure that literally did happen considering they can communicate with him telepathically while they were dusting...
@the-wanderer111
@the-wanderer111 16 күн бұрын
Rubric Marine: I fear no man but that thing. Roomba: *Vacuum Noises* Rubric Maribe: It scares me.
@GraveBreak
@GraveBreak 16 күн бұрын
The big suck 😂
@lefunky132
@lefunky132 16 күн бұрын
The mechanical prowess to destroy us is pure horror.
@High-LordHarza
@High-LordHarza 15 күн бұрын
These jokes always make me think, their armors are fully sealed and their soul is bound to their armor, so the ash isn't even coming out right? They're basically walking urns.
@Pikkabuu
@Pikkabuu 11 күн бұрын
At least the Space Puppies and Thousands Sons can agree that Roombas are scary.
@muriomoira
@muriomoira 16 күн бұрын
Thousand sons: goes from fleshchange to ashchange Ahriman: I see this as an absolute win
@topcat59
@topcat59 16 күн бұрын
Either live your entire existence drowning in pure nothingness and slowly forgetting who you are or continue living in a twisted and mangled flashy body that will beg for death that will never come.🐱
@DirtHermit
@DirtHermit 16 күн бұрын
Next Poster: "Ascend me, Chaos Daddy!"
@Skitarii_Ranger
@Skitarii_Ranger 16 күн бұрын
Ahriman, First Captain of the Thousand Sons and Champion of Tzeentch vs Thanquol, the greatest Grey Seer to ever live and Champion of the Horned Rat Who shoots themselves in the foot first?
@emanueleragazzi341
@emanueleragazzi341 16 күн бұрын
Thanquol would just shoot another of his subordinates even if he is in the wrong
@dawidkazmierczak7283
@dawidkazmierczak7283 16 күн бұрын
Yes
@petulantpeterturbo
@petulantpeterturbo 16 күн бұрын
Ahriman would shoot himself in the foot while Thanquol shoots his most important ratslave that would win him the battle in the back of the head.
@minnijawsx9060
@minnijawsx9060 16 күн бұрын
“There are many ways to skin a baby”-Thanquol
@germanmandalorian3514
@germanmandalorian3514 16 күн бұрын
Depend, is Gotrek and Felix around?
@YoBen100
@YoBen100 16 күн бұрын
Space Wolves visiting Sortiarius while singing "Hungry Like the Wolf" Meanwhile Thousand Sons preparing their spells while sining "Dust in the Wind"
@user-pm3wk6lw6m
@user-pm3wk6lw6m 16 күн бұрын
Another one bites the dust
@greg_mca
@greg_mca 16 күн бұрын
Inside you are two wolves. One sings yggdrasil as it goes into battle. The other sings bark at the moon
@evilsclone2499
@evilsclone2499 16 күн бұрын
​@@greg_mca"they're both gay.."
@zackmishlove8266
@zackmishlove8266 16 күн бұрын
Lmao space wolves singing Duran Duran is funny, imagine a space wolf with bronzed skin and frosted tips
@DINOROAR2912
@DINOROAR2912 15 күн бұрын
​@@zackmishlove8266 If I didn't hate unhelmeted Marines, I would be all over that
@ferro9926
@ferro9926 16 күн бұрын
Poster idea: where's waldo but you have to find alpharius in a collection of various other space marines and primarchs
@Gigasius
@Gigasius 16 күн бұрын
And make it a collab with Emwattnot
@user-pm3wk6lw6m
@user-pm3wk6lw6m 16 күн бұрын
I'd buy that for a dollar!
@coolbean9880
@coolbean9880 Күн бұрын
there is no alpharius (this is a lie)
@aarovit4257
@aarovit4257 16 күн бұрын
There once was a Thousand Sons character that ran around with a rocket launcher and when asked why he wasn’t spreading the word of Tzeentch and just instead blowing stuff up he replied “I am spreading the ways of The Lord of Change! Watch this!” He then aimed his rocket launcher at a tank he saw and fired the rocket. The rocket proceeded to blow up the tank, he then turned back and said “See, I have CHANGED that tank into a destroyed tank!” He then ran back into the fog of war continuing to spread the word of Tzeentch.
@thou_dog
@thou_dog 12 күн бұрын
I wonder if this can be retold as a limerick.
@thou_dog
@thou_dog 12 күн бұрын
Like: There once was a fighter for Change Who was often seen acting quite strange. He shot tanks with his missiles But if asked why, he bristles, "I'm doing my best to _______" I can't figure out the last bit.
@WootFTWable
@WootFTWable 8 күн бұрын
​@@thou_dog"Rearrange"?
@thou_dog
@thou_dog 8 күн бұрын
@@WootFTWable I changed it up. We've heard of a cult-bro of Change who's often seen acting quite strange. He shoots tanks with his missiles and if questioned he bristles, "I'm increasing disorder downrange!"
@pogwog5309
@pogwog5309 8 күн бұрын
Lmao this reminds me, a youtuber I like who does ARMA campaigns did one as chaos cultists, and he was in the tzeenchian squad In the spirit of change every 2 minutes they changed the frequency on the radio
@MrSamulai
@MrSamulai 16 күн бұрын
Thanks for the feature, I'm glad to have done my part in making 40k more ridiculous. I stole the line from a 40k parody comic I saw in pinterest years ago. Much as I'd like to credit the artist, for the life of me I can't find it anymore. Some people said it was from isyander and koda, but I don't know the context for that.
@bogdanlevi
@bogdanlevi 16 күн бұрын
Nothing wrong with stealing a joke, that's how jokes work. Gratz for the feature.
@dankmemes8254
@dankmemes8254 15 күн бұрын
Unlike magnus you did everything correct
@samuelazzaro
@samuelazzaro 16 күн бұрын
Can we get an episode on the council of nicaea? It feels like the core reason people sympathize with Magnus and also really highlights how flawed the Emperor's plans were (particularly in terms of not telling his kids about Chaos, especially Magnus).
@justinlast2lastharder749
@justinlast2lastharder749 16 күн бұрын
Pretty sure they already did a few years ago now.
@La-Volpa
@La-Volpa 15 күн бұрын
​@@justinlast2lastharder749 Apparently not, unless it's something that's Patreon specific.
@CannibalShinobi
@CannibalShinobi 15 күн бұрын
@@justinlast2lastharder749 They haven't done an actual episode on it. Only mention it in passing. I don't think they have ever mentioned how hypocritical Leman Russ was when he tried saying that space wolf rune priests are not psyckers and therefore would not be outlawed by the council's decision. That coupled with him hiding the Wulfen while condeming Thousand Sons for the flesh change proves how much of a PoS Russ was.
@42ndguardian
@42ndguardian 16 күн бұрын
The Rubric is the equivalent of using a fusion cannon to treat skin cancer. "BANG, and the Fleshchange is gone!" *ignoring the giant smoking crater*. The rubric is an overcharge of warp energy, if you weren't psychically strong enough to keep your corporeal meat together you turn to dust. If you are, you get a big buff.
@declanfischer5397
@declanfischer5397 16 күн бұрын
Now that all the Primarchs and legions are done, y’all gotta do Chapter Masters and successor chapters
@thewerdna
@thewerdna 14 күн бұрын
They still go to go back and do a legion episode for Ultramarines and Deathguard. Since those are the remaining two from before they did separate primarch-legion episodes. Night Lords and Alpha Legion already got this treatment
@declanfischer5397
@declanfischer5397 14 күн бұрын
@@thewerdna they did death guard already. But yeah they’re missing Ultramarines
@mistadangerzone8362
@mistadangerzone8362 5 күн бұрын
The also need to do a video on the blood angels main characters
@Zivon96
@Zivon96 16 күн бұрын
Tzeench: "Let's make them all goats." Tzeench is responsible for the Thousand Sons Combat Patrol confirmed
@swiftly2322
@swiftly2322 16 күн бұрын
I belive Ahriman went to Magnus before the rubic and begged him to help with the flesh change. And Magnus basically laughed and told him to just deal.
@gord163
@gord163 16 күн бұрын
Also worth noting Ahriman hates the chaos gods, and for what they have lead the legion towards, he also has a habit of leaving planets with less cultists than when he got there. He will gather a cult to find relics and knowledge, steal it from the cult, then kill the cult
@gord163
@gord163 16 күн бұрын
Also yall got to read the Arhiman omnibus
@painlord2k
@painlord2k 12 күн бұрын
In a small tangent, I'm waiting for the moment the Planet Eaters will get their vengeance against the Emperor's Children for turning Angron in a demon prince and denying him his death & rest in peace. And I pretty hope Leeman Russ return with a way to restore full Magnus and Prospero, to atone for his transgression against the orders of the Emperor.
@ravenwhiteduck3158
@ravenwhiteduck3158 9 күн бұрын
​@@painlord2k wait, the word bearers right?
@drmengus
@drmengus 9 сағат бұрын
@@ravenwhiteduck3158 I think he mean the World Eaters (Angron's legion)
@TheHerrDoctor
@TheHerrDoctor 16 күн бұрын
7.8/10, needs more Kitten
@JunkPhuJP
@JunkPhuJP 16 күн бұрын
Me Mum Everest!!!
@TheHerrDoctor
@TheHerrDoctor 16 күн бұрын
@@JunkPhuJP "Forget this ever happened, please and thank you."
@kukelhupf
@kukelhupf 16 күн бұрын
​@@JunkPhuJP I WAS IN A TUBE!!!
@BTM8109
@BTM8109 16 күн бұрын
"Im at the Pyramid of Photep, shirtless, in a loincloth smoking on Astronomicon-filtered Sherm" -Magnus Flow
@realspitfire7564
@realspitfire7564 16 күн бұрын
This flesh change curse don’t mean nothing to me man
@SeanHoltzman
@SeanHoltzman 16 күн бұрын
The Cabalistic link will turn the runic etching into a warp storm. Leman Russ shivered his timbers.
@SeanHoltzman
@SeanHoltzman 16 күн бұрын
We smokin' that Slaanesh Afterbirth Eye of Terror. I can't wait to Prospero roast you in these gold-plated Crimson King shoes.
@realspitfire7564
@realspitfire7564 16 күн бұрын
That rubric done left lil cuzzo ass dust. Jit was emaciated
@realspitfire7564
@realspitfire7564 16 күн бұрын
Cawl’d so hard they thought I was a fuckin heretek
@user-ug3pt5rl3k
@user-ug3pt5rl3k 16 күн бұрын
You don’t need to apologize about the derailment, I thought that it was funny, I appreciate it being on my favorite primarchs video too.
@eduardodiaz9942
@eduardodiaz9942 16 күн бұрын
If only the AdMech had found a STC for a heavy duty vacuum cleaner, it would make fighting against the Thousand Sons much easier.
@deathlytree434
@deathlytree434 16 күн бұрын
They have the powerwashers of doom rubrics watch out
@RougeMephilesClone
@RougeMephilesClone 16 күн бұрын
Ah, at last! The Spess Mehrehn set is complete! Good show, AdRic hosts!
@harryj9871
@harryj9871 16 күн бұрын
I thought gw set up a really cool way for Ahriman to become a weird bedfellow with the imperium and the elder due to yvraine bringing back some thousand sons. Making Ahriman go “well everything I’ve tried has failed might as well” but instead they just changed him from hunting the black library to hunting elder. Big sad
@DarthAuxilia
@DarthAuxilia 16 күн бұрын
Well it may have worked like that, then yvraine fucked it all up by the re-killing ahriman's brothers
@ravenwhiteduck3158
@ravenwhiteduck3158 16 күн бұрын
Yep raiding comorrah for something, I'm hoping it's one of the swords that yvraine is looking for
@Tengenstein
@Tengenstein 16 күн бұрын
You didn't mention what a rubric actually is; a guide for grading whether something is good enough. Are you a good enough space wizard? Yes; have a stat boost, no; dust.
@wassup048
@wassup048 16 күн бұрын
Ahriman did get to the Black Library but he lost his Library Card and so he was denied entry
@jakebailey1636
@jakebailey1636 16 күн бұрын
I'll grab you a tiny bit of bonus lore from the warp for this one: Ahriman's investment into the flesh-change cure was significantly personal for him, as while he was one of the first Thousand son recruits, so was his brother Ohrmuzd. If you're curious as to why some of you may not of heard of Ohrmuzd it's because he was a victim of said flesh change, which instilled a fear of it into ol Ahriman of the change and motivated him to find its cure also not 100% on this one- but I beleive he did ask Magnus for his help casting the rubric to make it work, but Magnus said no
@ryanadams0922
@ryanadams0922 16 күн бұрын
THOUSAND SONS DUST BOIS LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ShouldBeDrawing
@ShouldBeDrawing 16 күн бұрын
Tzaangors DO provide cabal points so long as they control an objective, (and you roll a 4+) so they have their uses and the tzaangor shaman does some good things to buff those units alongside adding an extra cabal point.
@Gormathius
@Gormathius 15 күн бұрын
54:41 Unending MENTAL suffering is very much a Tzeentch thing. Just think of the classic case of any would-be sorcerer stuck for an eternity in a labyrinthine library searching for the one book containing the knowledge they seek, as an example of a very Tzeentch branded type of torture. The important thing to remember about the Chaos Gods is that there's actually a lot of overlap between them; just because suffering broadly is a Slaanesh thing, and to an extent a Nurgle thing, doesn't mean the others don't also indulge in inflicting unspeakable suffering upon mortals. So TL;DR: Chaos intersectionality is a thing.
@jackmesrel4933
@jackmesrel4933 12 күн бұрын
Another way to put it is that they all love to fuck with mortals, but each one does it in its own special way. Nurgle wants people to despair and succumb to decay, Khorne wants them to become furious beasts, Slaneesh wants souless husks always looking for the next spark of feeling and Tseench to lose themselves in their search of knowledge and power, and also random shenanigans
@MiniTheEngi
@MiniTheEngi 16 күн бұрын
The new poster: "A female custodes and her stepsister of silence"
@user-pm3wk6lw6m
@user-pm3wk6lw6m 16 күн бұрын
Stepbrother of silence
@vontheunknown7982
@vontheunknown7982 16 күн бұрын
I'm hoping the Blood ravens are from thousand Sons, having modified geneseed, but what do you guys think?
@ryanadams0922
@ryanadams0922 16 күн бұрын
Thousand sons, Blood Angels either or my favorite legions get recognition
@woaddragon
@woaddragon 16 күн бұрын
I hope that it was true. It make so much sense.
@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745
@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 16 күн бұрын
yes
@598019001
@598019001 16 күн бұрын
Thousand sons is most definitely my headcanon, It all fits to well!
@ericbarber4297
@ericbarber4297 16 күн бұрын
Theres also an argument to be made for word bearers but personally i hope its k sons
@topcat59
@topcat59 16 күн бұрын
I kinda like to imagine that they use a device that allows them to contain the souls of their fallen and bind their souls to any strong psyker’s to bring them back from death and giving them a moment to saver what it’s like to have a body before it turns to dust.🤔🐱
@reb930
@reb930 16 күн бұрын
can't wait for the episode dk and his 1k sons play against bricky and his SoB
@MrKrossix
@MrKrossix 16 күн бұрын
I usually listen to these as background noise during gaming, but my PC crashed couple days back, first time listening to this podcast sad...
@angryzergling7832
@angryzergling7832 16 күн бұрын
Nothing is worse than when your PC dies on you, leaving you empty and gameless. =( I've been there. F.
@Speeds_Gaming_Corner
@Speeds_Gaming_Corner 16 күн бұрын
For DK - Magnus is an auto-include in every competitive Tsons list. He is arguably the most important unit in the entire army.
@mannofdober873
@mannofdober873 15 күн бұрын
A Thousand Sons? Imagine all the child support benefits Magnus gets!
@dylbob9000
@dylbob9000 16 күн бұрын
No flesh, no flesh change. Simples big win
@RATZGobbler
@RATZGobbler 16 күн бұрын
Between you two I wouldn’t be surprised if Shy had a drinking problem.
@kiddo6393
@kiddo6393 15 күн бұрын
It's not a drinking problem, it's a drinking solution
@zockemon7
@zockemon7 15 күн бұрын
"I cured the Flesh Change" My brother in tzeentch, there is no more flesh to change.
@Spideryote
@Spideryote 16 күн бұрын
Finally. After years of waiting it's finally time :D
@ty85207
@ty85207 16 күн бұрын
There is a full trilogy of Ahriman's novels by author John French, who is currently working on a second trilogy for the wily sorcerer (its first entry is already out). They're great reads into what makes Ahriman tick.
@alphamuplays1669
@alphamuplays1669 16 күн бұрын
T sons are the classic example of "Ican fix this!" and immediatly make it worse
@cherrypopscile3385
@cherrypopscile3385 16 күн бұрын
Im glad you guys dusted off this lore. Its been one of those things i need to dust up on, but ive always been afraid to ash questions about it.
@MrManueldx
@MrManueldx 16 күн бұрын
I find it funny how they did a thousand sons episode and they didn't invite the poorhammer guy
@ecurps1
@ecurps1 16 күн бұрын
10:30 Rubric "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME"
@walkertheguy3340
@walkertheguy3340 16 күн бұрын
I think it’s confirmed that DK has selective memory
@verathorn1556
@verathorn1556 16 күн бұрын
Even Beastmen players don't want zangores
@MarianGranat
@MarianGranat 14 күн бұрын
Lego WH40k game idea: You play as K sons and when they die they spill and magnus comes sad and crying, casts reparo and swoosh they are up again.
@Papa_Koyote
@Papa_Koyote 16 күн бұрын
13 is the number of the Greater God of Chaos
@salphoris911
@salphoris911 16 күн бұрын
Malice? Or perhaps Malal?
@Ivy-xc4iv
@Ivy-xc4iv 16 күн бұрын
I feel like it's the horned rat I'm trying to remember from gotrek and felix books
@Papa_Koyote
@Papa_Koyote 16 күн бұрын
@Ivy-xc4iv yes-yes! You get it!
@teejay1646
@teejay1646 16 күн бұрын
Pro tip for any ksons players wanting an MVB rn: tyranid psychophages from the box sets are like $20 on ebay rn (dont ever buy the standalone kit i stg) and on the same base size, give it a bit of greenstuff elbow grease and some sort of grafted portal effect: they look perfectly fine as MVB's and it kinda works with the lore, psychophages exist to eat pyskers (the weird blue smoke that comes from them are like burned psyker energy essentially) and so its not a huge stretch to think one could be turned into a vessel for a beast of this sort I can't think of anything more Tzeentchy than taking an absolute force of nature that exists to consume biomass and mutating its own biomass against itself Won't work in official tournaments, probably, but about as good a justification for a proxy as I've ever been able to come up with
@tjmoore4415
@tjmoore4415 16 күн бұрын
Major Payne: "You want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that pain"? "Gimme your hand". * Breaks finger* Injured Soldier: "AAAGGGHHH MY FINGER MY FINGER" Major Payne: "Works every time".
@PortalMa5t3r
@PortalMa5t3r 16 күн бұрын
Just wanted to say thank you. Been collecting and painting thousand sons for 3 years now. Enjoyed the episode while painting magnus, thank you so much for doing my legion justice lol
@MyManMako
@MyManMako 16 күн бұрын
I am not crazy, guys! A 40k cuisine episode would be absolutely fabulous!
@wesleymiles8756
@wesleymiles8756 7 күн бұрын
I love how GW came up with one of the most diabolical and horrific descriptions of unbridled torment and anguish just so they dont have to make a new dreadnought model.
@theandrewk2786
@theandrewk2786 16 күн бұрын
DK wanting a quote from Bricky is like Oliver Twist asking for more gruel.
@VernonMcWilliams
@VernonMcWilliams 14 күн бұрын
Time for another podcast with Shy, DK, and the simp.
@GaldirEonai
@GaldirEonai 16 күн бұрын
One interesting thing about the whole "tricking other psykers into becoming helbrute batteries" thing is...if the prospective victim figures it out and manages to turn the tables on the sorcerer, they are generally accepted by the other thousand sons as one of their own. Doesn't happen often but IIRC there's at least one character in one of the novels who got into a 1ksons warband that way.
@Jandau85
@Jandau85 3 күн бұрын
"Ascend me, Chaos Daddy!" is pure poetry. I am in awe.
@hiroprotagonest
@hiroprotagonest 16 күн бұрын
I’m a fan of the Raptors space marine chapter, and while I don’t think they have enough to deserve their own episode, I’d like to see an episode for the niches of multiple secondary chapters.
@Akota999
@Akota999 16 күн бұрын
Waited for years for the magnus/k sons episode and the entire first part is about custodes. Really killing me here guys❤🎉
@derekburge5294
@derekburge5294 10 күн бұрын
Ahriman: *exists* Tzeentch: my favorite clown. Little walking punchline. Love him. Absolutely best. 0/10, I want a thousand more.
@znalniaskas
@znalniaskas 16 күн бұрын
All is dussy!
@brandonkyle9287
@brandonkyle9287 11 күн бұрын
“Ascend me chaos daddy!” I will live by this quote for the rest of my life thanks DK.
@Juronumo
@Juronumo 16 күн бұрын
cult of change favorite spell "spare some change"
@Biodeamon
@Biodeamon 16 күн бұрын
tzneetch: oh you don't want them to change? okay then *dusts your marines*
@RozeMMO
@RozeMMO 16 күн бұрын
Thousand Sons are, hands down, the saddest dust bunnies in the universe.
@oceanman1687
@oceanman1687 16 күн бұрын
Very happy I could make the premiere
@Master_of_Failure
@Master_of_Failure 16 күн бұрын
A new Adric episode best birthday present ever
@4184juan
@4184juan 14 күн бұрын
The "eldar taco" fucking killed me jajajaja
@judeblack4360
@judeblack4360 16 күн бұрын
You don't have to be sorry, Bricky. Identity politics are much like the flesh change: agonizing, carcinogenic, and very difficult to stop. If you hadn't faced it head on, it would have only gotten worse. But as it stands, this petty debate will dry up as people move on. So anyway, how 'bout them Tzaangors?
@TheThing9396
@TheThing9396 16 күн бұрын
For every chaos legion all of the primarchs are not the greatest warriors of the gods. It is always their second in command or someone close to it.
@Grimpo96
@Grimpo96 16 күн бұрын
I’ve heard a lot of people complain as to “Why don’t Thousand Sons have access to Psyker Dreadnaughts? Magnus made the damn thing that allows dreadnaughts to be Psykers!” And now I see why 😂
@marobrother1751
@marobrother1751 14 күн бұрын
He also was close with sanguinious and gifted the Blood Angels the schematics for them, so you might think that even if the sons lost the ability to make them they'd at least steal some from the Blood Angels
@Lionheart40529
@Lionheart40529 16 күн бұрын
Ksons showing the negative effects of being permanently bricked up.
@mutantmaster1
@mutantmaster1 14 күн бұрын
One of the lore videos I saw said that Arihiman is one of Tzeench's favorite toys, because he embodies blind devoted Hope. It's been almost 10,000 years, but Arihman still is holding out hope to undo the Rubric and also stop the Flesh Change, and is crazy enough to do stuff like try and brute force his way into the Black Library for the Eldar's stash of knowledge to get there
@jake...
@jake... 16 күн бұрын
I’m gonna be putting in a vote for the Crimson Fists! 💪
@KiuhKobold
@KiuhKobold 16 күн бұрын
Building a TS army. My first ever army, and gluing those tzaangors feels just nice. Thank you for the episode
@DABOSSEMPRAH
@DABOSSEMPRAH 11 күн бұрын
it was rare that any episodes end like this one pretty calm no mistery or misery...😂
@pedrohenryque1361
@pedrohenryque1361 16 күн бұрын
That vortex beast is in total warhammer 3. Its amazing.
@GraveBreak
@GraveBreak 16 күн бұрын
Thousand sons rubric marines: Gone reduced to atoms…
@adrianramirez4129
@adrianramirez4129 11 күн бұрын
Ahrimans spell was like covering up a traumatic amputation of a limb with some neosporin and a bandaid.
@forgefathervulkanhestan18
@forgefathervulkanhestan18 Күн бұрын
"Ascend my chaos daddy" -Nemeroth, Graia circa M40
@mutantmaster1
@mutantmaster1 14 күн бұрын
The Rubric of Arahman is like a super powerful monkey's paw. "I wish to stop the flesh change in my Brothers!" **finger curls** **brothers are turned devoid of flesh, stuck unable to die** Just as planned 😃
@jimkass7641
@jimkass7641 16 күн бұрын
Even dead ksons from centues ago rose up, there armour repaired filed with dust
@madison_russell04
@madison_russell04 16 күн бұрын
You think Thousand Sons react like cats when they see a vacuum cleaner?
@FootballHead825
@FootballHead825 16 күн бұрын
thanks for the compliments guys I really well catched the dumb aren't I
@Grieva-SeeD-
@Grieva-SeeD- 9 күн бұрын
So the Marines that had their souls bound to armour are basically cosplaying Alphonse Elric. Nice.
@DeffSkullz
@DeffSkullz 16 күн бұрын
"There are Sons in the warp?" "I AM ONE!!"
@martinconway8174
@martinconway8174 16 күн бұрын
Hot take: Ahriman did succeed with the Rubric. The Fleshchange isn’t happening. As for the Dust, what are Astartes using their bodies for anyway? I don’t think they’re sitting back on Wine Tasting Weekends, or going on Lads Holidays to Ibiza. They are War Machines. Now they are just better war machines.
@martinconway8174
@martinconway8174 16 күн бұрын
Edit: Okay I just heard that quote. Apparently it’s “I have no mouth and I must scream”. Damn that’s harsh.
@user-pm3wk6lw6m
@user-pm3wk6lw6m 16 күн бұрын
I mean, Wolves drink mjod, Emp's Children rave, Blood Angels do paintings band all kinds of stuff.
@surf4767
@surf4767 16 күн бұрын
Excited for Ahriman Grandé
@seaturtleslastname8286
@seaturtleslastname8286 16 күн бұрын
DK DIAMANTES BEING SPELLED SIMILAR TO DIAMANTINE COINCEDENCE ???????? I THINK NOT!?!?!?!
@AlexMorales-oj1fg
@AlexMorales-oj1fg 10 күн бұрын
Fun fact, since Magnus’s return to realspace the Tsons have recolonized Prospero and have carved out a little kingdom for psyker refugees from the imperium. It’s kinda nice, hopefully GW decides to do something with that plot line at some cuz it’s actually kind of endearing.
@craigevans4694
@craigevans4694 14 күн бұрын
Cheers guys, inspired me to finally get my combat patrol together. Putting together the Infernal Master right now in fact
@mcswaggerduff8946
@mcswaggerduff8946 16 күн бұрын
Maybe a hot take but my first army i painted was tsons and i loved the stripes and trim, it was a very satisfying project to work on
@simplewrites
@simplewrites 15 күн бұрын
Next episode: Severan Dominate
@ZanaTheBatPony
@ZanaTheBatPony 4 күн бұрын
If that Vox News bit from the Magnus episode can be its own video, that would be great, as I can see Shy hit Bricky with a wooden chair as many times as I want, without having to watch the rest of the video over and over again! ^-^
@MSVX
@MSVX 16 күн бұрын
Blood Raven's past time is GAFTING
@Meuduso1
@Meuduso1 11 күн бұрын
The way I like to explain why the Thousand Sons are not that insane or corrupted looking is that they may be called sorcerors but they are really wizards, in the D&D sense. Sorcerors got these magical talents they use and explore, while Wizards do the same but in a more academical, research kind of way. Of course there's some manic wizardry involved here, they are still sorcerors but they're not sorcerors like some random Word Bearer Marine that got a fireball spell by praying to a daemon
@csgilmore3536
@csgilmore3536 15 күн бұрын
I don't recall what the short story was called but there was one where a tzeentchian space marine ended up on a space station and they tried spacing him, but he kept shouting "all hail the lord of change" and became a giant blob of flesh that expanded and literaly consumed the space station.
@Darkaran1
@Darkaran1 14 күн бұрын
Thousand Sons Combat Patrol should be an actual mystery box. You don't know what minis from the range you are you gonna get at all. And then sometimes in 1 of 1000 boxes all sprues are empty and they include a voucher for GWs shop that can be redeemed for either any random combat combat patrol or 9 boxes of Tzaangors. If the random combat patrol is also a Thousand Sons Combat Patrol you are gifted 9 months of free nutribird.
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