The Time I FROZE My P3%I$ Racing FAT BIKES!

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nomadgoods.com/pages/vc : The time I froze my penis racing Fat bikes in Wisconsin is a crazy story. I legitimate got grade one frostbite on the tip of my pecker and I’m here to tell you just how that happened.
We raced fat bikes in Wisconsin at fat bikes worlds, after doing the fat bike impossible route in West Yellowstone.
This is the first of many daily blogs in December, I hope you enjoy, because I certainly did not enjoy living this story.
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0:00 Intro
0:29 Story Starts
3:05 Travel
6:53 Race Start
14:45 Frost Bite
19:05 End
#adventure #outdoors #fatbike

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@Twinthorn 7 ай бұрын

Classic Weiner frostbite. Happens to the best of us 😂

@waltquandt6226 7 ай бұрын

Great episode - pretty much laughed through the whole thing. I live in Michigan and ride all winter so I have experienced the dreaded penile frost nip. Sounds like you had a pretty extreme case. Also I signed up for my first fat bike race - the Fat Bike Birkie race this year also in Wisconsin so I really enjoyed the pointers.

@NathanLong 7 ай бұрын

The FBB is a good one. Check out my race footage from the Fat Bike Birkie on my channel. I've done it every year and ran the GoPro a few times. Last years race was ripping!

@marshalloram1999 6 ай бұрын

That sucks. A vasectomy is worse, your body just rejects it, and it’s worst than blue # and there’s no relief. But your body adapts. Welcome to being an adult.

@Anderson_999 7 ай бұрын

Damn I laughed my ass off. Easily the funniest video you've ever made, and you're a funny dude. Glad to hear you made a full recovery.

@amineroadbikerider1504 7 ай бұрын

duuude can't imagine how painful that was . we all learned from that video

@erikmiller7166 7 ай бұрын

lol I live in Wisconsin now. I’ve definitely shoved gloves down my shorts to protect my junk!

@syrus3k 7 ай бұрын

The frankness is off the scale, this is why we watch you Tyler :D Ahahaaa, amazing. We've all had embarrassing incidents like this lol.

@keepay3065 7 ай бұрын

As someone who suffers from Raynaud's phenomenon, this happens to my hands every time I go outside and it's even the slightest bit chilly. Even with thick gloves on. I've never had it down there though, I can only imagine how painful that must be :|

@syrus3k 7 ай бұрын

I also have Raynaud's, I finally went to the doc about it a few weeks ago and got some Nifedipine which helps a lot!!

@keepay3065 7 ай бұрын

@@syrus3k Good for you :) I'm a bit hesitant to take meds despite of the inconvenience Raynaud causes. Maybe if it gets worse I'll cave though. Thanks for the tip!

@mikehuffman8208 7 ай бұрын

Same - was never a 'thing' until the past few years as wife and I hit our early 50s. Never had the dicknip - Windstopper and wool works well!

@robbchastain3036 7 ай бұрын

I'm cool with Zany VC, you do you bro, but Conversational VC really told this story well, thanks, Tyler. I learned a lot about a fat bike race and the genre in general and I was riveted to your post-race troubles and you are right, that should be freely shared insider info from the get-go. And it was nice of the Wisconson delegation to make you feel at home in their woods.

@gregbrown3764 7 ай бұрын

Show of hands, who had 'weiner freeze' on their bingo card for today? SO MUCH VC CONTENT, love it!

@RonnieAttema 6 ай бұрын

Great video! I really feel your pain, I live 300km above the polar circle and this has happened to me multiple times sadly :( It really helps to put some chemical hand warmers on the lower end of your belly! Sometimes it might also help to put it in a sock, but it useally shrinks so much during the race that it doesn't stay in place and then the sock is just annoying

@samanderson7745 7 ай бұрын

Paramedic/ironman/ultramarathoner/ski mountaineer here who has suffered the same fate, as far as coming up to the ambulance with a frozen member, yeah, not a problem for us. We see plenty of nudity at work. Unfortunately, we're probably just going to tell you to keep it warm and protected from having anything rub on it for a few days. Maybe take some ibuprofen as needed.

@aischwartzable 6 ай бұрын

Tyler - your storytelling remains unparalleled I think you keep getting better as time goes on. Uber talent, but that's not to say that a whole ******** of effort goes into it I'm sure

@TheVCAdventures 6 ай бұрын

Appreciate that, I really do. I love the craft of storytelling and put a lot of effort into it, sometimes too much and it takes forever to get videos out.

@LucasH567 7 ай бұрын

YES!!!! VC December vlog time!!!!!! Starting off with a banger. So funny.

@chrisw5275 7 ай бұрын

This is legitimately my favorite time of year. I look forward to these videos for 11 months of the year.

@matthewcacace6804 7 ай бұрын

Daily vlogs staring with a BANG! I love me some VC daily vlogs😊 Look forward to it every year

@facelesssman 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 The dude at the 17 minute mark laughing while you’re in pain…with “Hed” on his kit….lol

@Mclovinthedank 7 ай бұрын

Besides the frozen PP seems awesome. Its like a slow snowy mtb crit.

@thevelogrudge 7 ай бұрын

Hey V good to have U back....missed U fella, I crossed my legs through that vlog, but sorry to say I chuckled to myself, looking forward to the dailys, happy trails......👉🥶

@James_Fisher 7 ай бұрын

Absolutely brilliant! Another awesome video 👌🏻

@TheBassallyear100 6 ай бұрын

dude, you waited until December to give us this gem?? merry xmas to us all! epic!!! lol

@ianbarr4716 6 ай бұрын

Tyler, ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! Love this one. Cheers. :)

@johannestebbert7221 7 ай бұрын

One of the best VC Vids this year for sure 😂

@kain12343 6 ай бұрын

Dude daily vlogs could not come at a better time. Officially indoor trainer time.

@tonygSDWR 6 ай бұрын

Probably the funniest video title to thumb-nail photo combination 😄Glad you're good Dude.

@jezziemalvada3840 6 ай бұрын

I don’t have a wiener so I don’t REALLY understand. But I get frost nip on my toes every time I ride in coldish temperatures no matter what I do. That pain and burning fire feeling as they warm up is off the chart. I can’t even imagine that happening in such a sensitive area. 😬

@carlstatham594 7 ай бұрын

Good to hear your bits are sorted. I have had grade 1 on my legs (soft Londoner goes to Canada in winter and didn't wear proper over trousers). That was insanely bad, like someone had set the front of my legs on fire. On the end of your bits whooah! I have done the zipper error, which is very bad ....... and you have the jeopardy of the insane pain and the knowledge you have to back down that zip!!!! A friend managed to do it for me by doing the old trick of right I'll count to three and then just rips it down on two. That was painful and it bled a lot, stitches were required and skin was lost. So you have my heartfelt sympathies.

@Ultegra10SPD 7 ай бұрын

"It was touch n go..." -Shaaa that is what Kristen said...

@lukealsford7079 6 ай бұрын

Some of your best VC

@hvah 7 ай бұрын

Been cold on my weiner on rides early season. It really sucks. Never this bad though! Looking forward to the daily vlogs. Its like a Christmas tradition for me now 🙂

@andrewschirmer3849 6 ай бұрын

I was wincing watching this dudeman but another great video. Good riding too, live and learn 👊🏼

@TheMurmuringGolem 6 ай бұрын

Great story. Thank for sharing!

@chrismusgrove5259 6 ай бұрын

I know it couldn't have been nice at time but I literally cried with laughter through that episode 😂 brilliant episode 👏

@justinl487 6 ай бұрын

God damn i laughed so hard at the intro section about nobody sharing this hazard with you. Great story telling and editing as

@JoshuaKonrath 7 ай бұрын

thanks man for the awesome videos, greetings from germany , ride on

@kevwells 7 ай бұрын

I have been waiting for this story, and I could almost feel your pain watching it. Poor little turtle haha

@Ejstrainingcamp 7 ай бұрын

Dude the audio on this video is next level. You sound like you're in a sound booth! So sick!

@doclittle2449 7 ай бұрын

Great video! I don’t have a wiener, but I felt your pain- and was entertained by both the fat bike story and your, uh, challenge.

@nikhan14 6 ай бұрын

your videography and music is always interesting to watch.

@alexharris222 7 ай бұрын

Loved this, your pain definitely made for a great story

@ruiloureiro3167 7 ай бұрын

Only you could tell a super funny and thrilling 20 minutes story about your weenie getting frozen 😂😂😂 tkx man, you rule! 🤙🏻

@icarogoes1275 6 ай бұрын

Thanks for this video. I'm from Brazil and just moved to a place with real winter and snow. No one had told me that this is a thing, Will pay more attention to my body when running on snow.

@trent7919 7 ай бұрын

Sorry that happened,,,,but thanks for starting my day with a great laugh!

@leecorsack 6 ай бұрын

I’m kinda surprised that tip freeze never occurred to you but I guess warm weather riders… I’ve been using a plastic bag for years when the temps drop. Great vid tho! Winter fatbike racing is the bomb!!

@skrinix 7 ай бұрын

back in college cross country in the PNW, our coach told us to wear log socks. we had to run a wool sock over the goods in our gear. i thought it was a joke but after seeing this… thank god for log socks

@the_derpler 7 ай бұрын

If I was having wiener problems I'd instantly pull over and stop racing. I feel for you VC, its no fun :( It must have been terrible to think you might lose your dong and people are just laughing at you.

@jimmy-jamesolivier-mccutch2126 7 ай бұрын

Stopping in the woods to ''warm up you weiner'' sound kinda fucked up tho 🤣🤣🤣

@fpeter01 7 ай бұрын

You don't need cold weather. An uncomfortable saddle can do the same job.

@thewisconsingravelcyclist 7 ай бұрын

This hits home... So very hard.

@franborrero 7 ай бұрын

Bro I was just suffering listening to you. 😅 good to know.

@BLINKGOLD311 7 ай бұрын

Ahhh, I guess that’s why you didn’t stick around! It was good to have you up here!

@tobogranyte 7 ай бұрын

Best. Video. Ever. Now that’s content!

@LexaBukreev 6 ай бұрын

You deserved my like, dude =)))

@HuntersCyclingAdventures 7 ай бұрын

Hopefully there won’t be any snow on the eastern divide trail when my buddies and I go bikepacking on it when we start on New Year’s day

@mikesymons 7 ай бұрын

Pretty funny getting an ad for BioFreeze during this. 😂

@fraserherman8754 7 ай бұрын

Never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂 the line " it's not like I'm pumping blood down there during a race" had me on the floor!

@kenmunozatmmrrailroad6853 7 ай бұрын

So entertaining I watched twice back to back😅

@DeanJohnson67 7 ай бұрын

that was an awesome video! Did this race in 2014!

@redwoodJB 7 ай бұрын

Sorry to laugh at your pain but that ish was hilarious. I lived in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and would experience this after a long time of xc skiing. Your pain is real.

@Musketman84th 7 ай бұрын

Sounds like a drinking game...down one every time Tyler says Weiner 😅

@JayP122 7 ай бұрын

Yessssss VC! ❤

@tomrichards6207 6 ай бұрын

Mountain biked year round back in Minnesota. Long before fat bikes existed. I competed in a winter race series. First race it was 25 below zero, without the windchill factor. Placed second, despite leading the race for the entire race until the last 50 feet. DOH!! Never saw him coming. Second race was 45 below zero without the windchill. My derailleur froze up and exploded into a dozen pieces. Assuming the grease or chain lube froze solid. The coldest I've ever ridden in was 85 below zero with windchill. Never got the wiener version of Mr. Deeds blackfoot.😂

@jbratt 7 ай бұрын

I have never been so appreciative to live in South Texas in my whole life.

@drakeweissman6499 7 ай бұрын

thanks VC for a great story

@user-gl5bc3vf3g 6 ай бұрын

The dreaded frozen middle knee (aka weenie)! Been there, experienced that and I agree that it’s painful!! Thankfully it was just my wife laughing at me when I was doubled over on the floor asking for her to take me to the hospital. A neck tube tucked down the tights can save the day, I never leave home without one in the winter months!

@rubikzcuberuss7404 6 ай бұрын

Another great episode 👏 well done on top ten you should try the fatbike on dirt and gravel these bikes are a joy to ride off the snow,plus no frostbite 😂 the speed downhill on these bikes is like nothing else, i think it would shock you😊my fatbike weighs a mere 10kg so is very agile considering size of tyres. Love ya content would be great to watch ya do a utra race like the atlas mountains

@travisreed5965 7 ай бұрын

The Wife Kicks A$$ - Saw A Quick Clip There Of A Fan Wearing Our Fat Bike Worlds From Crested Butte Beanie - Super Cool Cheers

@ShawnMcAfee 6 ай бұрын

This is so funny. Great story 😂😂

@bluegreymtb3350 7 ай бұрын

Best video , come back to Wisconsin! You can podium!

@m2kk 6 ай бұрын

Amazing story, haha, riding all winter all my life, never had my wiener freezing - 😆 but also was never going on so less cloths for such an event. Hardcore, but compared to other sports I guess bicycling has much more cold wind than anything else on snow I guess. And yeah, windbreaker pants are the best you can do in winter :)

@youling1997 7 ай бұрын

Come ride some snowy xc in Green Bay! Or ride across the frozen lake. Even more fun

@qwertyazerty2137 7 ай бұрын

I relate so much. Once I froze my hands on a bike so much and I did the worst thing you could do - put them in hot water... The pain was so excruciating that I got nauseous and started hyperventilating. So, I can only imagine what an agony it must have been if it was the most sensitive part of the body right after the ballsack and eyeballs...

@mellnhead 7 ай бұрын

That’s it. I’m signing up for Zwift. Not going back outside until August.

@johnzanetti3990 4 ай бұрын

I know the pain I had it after a x country ski race when I was in the military out in Norway. Dangled it in a mug of warm water for 5 minutes 😂 rewarming pains are excruciating

@kooyar1069 7 ай бұрын

Great story. I laughed a lot. Thank you! Here in Austria, a "Wiener" is someone who lives in Vienna. :-) BTW: The sound of your voice sounds a bit weird and unnatural in this setup. Too much low frequencies. (I listen on mastering grade fullrange speakers.)

@johnflynn7084 7 ай бұрын

Living in northern Wisconsin, I’ve had that happen to my toes and fingers, but never Mr. Willie😢. Coming back this year?:-)

@fwschnaar3179 7 ай бұрын

Sorry Tyler… Was laughing so hard… It’s that Guy thing I guess🤔… Kinda like watching your buddy taking a hard hit to the Nu###, and we all Gringe, but start laughing afterwards as we’re watching our Friend laying on the ground in Crazy Pain… Glad you’re Ok 👍🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴‍♂️

@ryancraig999 7 ай бұрын

Bro you gotta go to Marquette, MI and ride the groomed fat bike trails, so epic. They're REAL fat bike trails. And a fun race there called Polar Roll, definitely check that out!

@EmmanuelNataf 7 ай бұрын

Happened to me and this is exactly why I get Assos bibs - windbreaker for your thing.

@BCD110 7 ай бұрын

So damn funny! LOL. Sorry about the pain though.

@michiganstate149 7 ай бұрын

My favorite races here in Michigan are fatbike races. Beats summer XC stuff. It's ridiculous, lots of harmless crashes and most are short CX style courses with laps and laps which is a whole different element of most XC races. Also, never had this issue, I'm 220# and have my fat to keep me warm😂

@NathanLong 7 ай бұрын

Glad to hear your equipment is back to normal. 😂 I had a blast racing with you that day. It was certainly cold for the race. Hope you can make it back to Wisconsin this winter for some more racing!

@markjthomson 6 ай бұрын

Oh too nasty... thanks for taking one for the team... I so do not like cold!

@mickelkobeck7376 7 ай бұрын

LOL, I wrap my "junk" up in a sock or two during cold winter rides.....it helps...sorta. LOL

@h20s8804 6 ай бұрын

You know they got tights with a Schwantz guard to block the icy breeze. I grew up in WI.

@johannesk.314 7 ай бұрын

Well normally I am freaking out about my sweating extremities. But now I know that the other side is also not the best option. Atleast I am warm all day :)

@davidmcdowell2788 7 ай бұрын

Man that looks so fun

@trwilliams22 6 ай бұрын

What a way to win a Darwin Award. Sorry for your pain and thanks for the laughs!

@echtogammut 6 ай бұрын

I had a far more minor incidence of this, when descending a snowy mountain. Thankfully, I stopped and stuffed an overglove down there and didn't let it go full frostbite. But, yes the warm up was extremely painful.

@williampraetorius1817 7 ай бұрын

Had this happen two seasons ago, crazy painful. I’m hyper conscious of it now.

@dadlife8289 7 ай бұрын

Vlogs are back. Lets go!

@chrisobyrne5675 6 ай бұрын

Uncomfortable watching even from a warm living room! Glad everything has retuned to normal!

@vonbrockone 7 ай бұрын

Rode a winter crit years ago & suffered a similar situation. My daughter was with me & had to undress me !

@charliegalliher 7 ай бұрын

I didn't have a car until I was 30 in Western Ma. and rode all year long - -30 degrees sometimes. I made that mistake once.... and you didn't ask me because it;s always the first thing I say.

@JohnDoe-sw9zq 7 ай бұрын

Saran wrap or newspaper in the front of your shorts will eliminate the wind freezing your pee pee.

@c5tv674 7 ай бұрын

Nordic ski racer here. Yup. I got you. Had that happen twice to me. I remember thinking I did permanent damage the 2nd time

@TheVCAdventures 7 ай бұрын

How long did yours last? Mine made small improvements everyday so I wasn’t too worried but it lasted about a month to come back to full service.

@c5tv674 6 ай бұрын

⁠mine didn’t really last that long honestly maybe a day. I was like you sitting in the lodge just with my hands in my pants crying after the race. I remember getting home and making sure we were still “standing up” ya know. It was not fun

@Circletakesthejake 7 ай бұрын

As a guy who had to have surgery down there I feel you...

@systolic410 7 ай бұрын

Welcome to Wisconsin!

@jimghigliotti4863 7 ай бұрын

If I live to be 100 yrs old, I may never witness a video about penal frostbite again😵‍💫

@Maccaroney 4 ай бұрын

This is actually one of the problems with endurance athletes--they may not stop when they should because they are so accustomed to working through discomfort. They walk a fine line.