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The Weird Way Josh Johnson Predicted His Friend’s Future
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Күн бұрынJosh Johnson recalls an awkward encounter with a barista at a smoothie shop and explains how he predicted his friend’s future.
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@MediumDon 10 ай бұрын
One of the great things about Josh Johnson is that you always know how old a joke is by what hairstyle he has
@leonelcadet3833 2 жыл бұрын
I mean let's be honest, he has always had a chill relax comedy style, and he perfected it. Give this man his roses.
@Itsant33 Жыл бұрын
He reminds me of Todd Barry or Tig Notaro
@Itsant33 Жыл бұрын
Or Greer Barnes
@LydiAtheistLady Жыл бұрын
🌹
@loudinkrueg1139 2 жыл бұрын
Love when an old clip is uploaded as new content with a different thumbnail.
@MJCoachthecoach 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I honestly didn’t know.
@mauricesimmons4260 2 жыл бұрын
Well, it help me discover
@peoplecallmepeechez 2 жыл бұрын
Okay this seemed familiar but i thought i couldnt have seen it it was posted 11 daya ago. Glad to know im not crazy, and cant see the future
@TheElusiveReality 2 жыл бұрын
Josh needs the exposure!
@jacobjonesofmagna 2 жыл бұрын
Love how Comedy Central watches what's popular on KZfaq and then starts uploading specific comedians' clips accordingly
@Rekka09 2 жыл бұрын
He looks like a Mom from the 60s in this outfit 😂😂
@kimberlee8567 2 жыл бұрын
Yes! In the thumbnail I thought it was a female!
@jenisefaulkner7918 2 жыл бұрын
@@kimberlee8567 a "female"?! 😄
@matthewcetorelli8451 2 жыл бұрын
...says the guy that calls what he's wearing an "outfit." Lmao!!
@coconutwater4531 2 жыл бұрын
Yes plus he has the face of a cute girl without makeup
@nunu1440 2 жыл бұрын
😭
@bighomieJ5X 2 жыл бұрын
When he did the rooster sound I lost it 😂😂😂😂
@edithdlp8045 2 жыл бұрын
Did the rooster say de N word?
@Fayanora 2 жыл бұрын
I love this man, and hope he goes far in life.
@KingD3signs 2 жыл бұрын
Tight ass clothes, compact afro, and the puberty deep voice? Donald Glover all over again. This is great lmao
@creakimoi2958 2 жыл бұрын
Wait til you see Yedoye Travis. The proclaimed "Donald Glover's Luigi"
@KingD3signs 2 жыл бұрын
@@creakimoi2958 lmao at the proclamation, now I have to watch them lol
@suadcollection1849 Жыл бұрын
I see what u did here 🤣🤣
@Imurge 2 жыл бұрын
this man is just naturally good 💐 💐 💐 🤣🤣🤣
@mathepants 2 жыл бұрын
I just bought tickets to see this guy in la in may. So fucking excited!
@DesecratedTTV 5 ай бұрын
I'm from the future to ask how it went
@mathepants 5 ай бұрын
@@DesecratedTTV it was awesome. I was in a manic episode at the time and severely sleep deprived, I was full blown crying in the audience when he talked about a sad subject. Wish I could see him again
@CluelessGardener444 5 ай бұрын
@@mathepantsbless you 🙏🏽
@johnny14980 2 жыл бұрын
He’s aged but he hasn’t
@teemaro5703 2 жыл бұрын
Josh, I can relate - the eyes part. Mine are bad. 😭😭😭
@flameshadowwolf5387 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think everyone who does that eye test is faking it, like it’s always just bad
@donkeydonut7358 2 жыл бұрын
I did it like a month ago and felt like a cheater because I was just guessing for the most part
@GastedFlabber 2 жыл бұрын
I do this test about 15 times a day to patients, there's no way to fail it. We know what makes sense and what doesn't, and if they look the same, always say that instead of picking random 😊😋
@bufordhighwater9872 2 жыл бұрын
Explaining karma to people is my newest outlet for my obsessive pedantic tendencies. 😅
@MutatedFaith 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like I've seen this clip before.
@Antibailiffbacchus 2 жыл бұрын
You can predict the past
@LinguraDeLemn93 2 жыл бұрын
Damn I've been listening to too much rap by Future
@re11235813213455er 2 жыл бұрын
U have pickle
@sethmaki1333 2 жыл бұрын
Nah. You just have common sense.
@sativarosegold3604 2 жыл бұрын
That's a guarantee
@daltonscruggs9587 2 жыл бұрын
He needs a Netflix special
@emeraldc.8796 Жыл бұрын
I just saw him on The Late Show w/Stephen Colbert. He was so funny & fresh material. I hurried up & googled him & here I am. 1 day hope to see him live.
@SuperMustache555 2 жыл бұрын
The audience did not give him the laugh he deserved
@evalopez1454 11 ай бұрын
God damnit. This guys is my spirit animal. Maybe we might disagree on the cliche thing, but damn, all that awkward energy and just pathetically laughing at oneself is what i sound like.
@StriplingJr 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂 I will NEVER hear roosters 🐓 the same anymore!!
@yuhyuh7603 2 жыл бұрын
He looks so smooth.
@tareemacombs6525 Жыл бұрын
He reminds me of a young Paul Mooney!! I low key have a big crush on a few of the underrated comedians
@gardenjhr 2 жыл бұрын
i was excited, then i realized it was a reupload
@merickful 2 жыл бұрын
Now we can all go about our day knowing this information. Thank you.........?
@gardenjhr 2 жыл бұрын
@@merickful Thank you for contributing this response, it serves less of a purpose than my comment. Rather silly to care isn’t it.
@merickful 2 жыл бұрын
@@gardenjhr Good work Sherlock! You got the point and didn't get the point at the same time. Remarkable.
@hijocluck1068 Жыл бұрын
Bro kiss and make up
@grizzlehatchet1 2 жыл бұрын
I like when stand up is fairly believable
@susancollyar6353 2 жыл бұрын
So happy you are coming to Comedy Works Denver next week....just got my tickets
@danawilliams6657 Жыл бұрын
Josh Johnson is so talented!! I love him!! Very very funny😂😂🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💝❤️💖💕💝
@johanna7632 2 жыл бұрын
this man has it 😂😂👏
@maryrosekent8223 2 жыл бұрын
I love this guy!
@johnny14980 2 жыл бұрын
The chicken comment 😭
@DubVT-wvt 2 жыл бұрын
He on point bout that karma tho......😏
@jbaby007 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely heard this set before
@keesvarends9375 2 жыл бұрын
That's what I feel watching or listening to anything these day's
@edithdlp8045 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, this one is old, but it is still good.
@WakeUpNeo001 Жыл бұрын
When they say “relax there’s no fire” I reassure them…”Bitch I am the Fire”🔥 🔥 🔥
@gedenirfiorese3523 2 жыл бұрын
The rooster lmao
@plafin 2 жыл бұрын
I was certain a foghorn leghorn joke was coming once he started talking racist roosters
@eatass5627 2 жыл бұрын
He looks like a character from fat Albert
@matthewcetorelli8451 2 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling you say that about every black person...
@Notcleverenough Жыл бұрын
I like bird jokes
@josephroque2964 2 жыл бұрын
Bro is hilarious
@maryrosekent8223 2 жыл бұрын
Josh, you’re such a wonderful (and clean) comedian, you might want to give Dry Bar in Provo, Utah, a go.
@FloofyOneTorpheus Жыл бұрын
So that eye doctor was bad at his job. If the patient is saying it's all bad, that's a clear sign.
@roberthughes286 2 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to kakadoodledoo? Lol
@pinklotus3989 2 жыл бұрын
haha that better , worse better worse -its all bad haha thats me
@ale.4793 2 жыл бұрын
"there is allways a bigger fish"
@shakaragervais3842 9 ай бұрын
That outfit is kinda wild 😅
@jaylovelc2980 2 жыл бұрын
When he said smoothie I got bill cosby pudding pop vibes 😂 this man is the next huxtable
@thec0untess 2 жыл бұрын
Ooh, let's hope not
@jaylovelc2980 2 жыл бұрын
@@thec0untess lol I didn't say next cosby for a reason
@AJManol 2 жыл бұрын
Well that explains Foghorn Leghorn 🤔
@JaneDoe-ci3gj 2 жыл бұрын
I don't love you!🤣👍 I knew that when I saw you walking around with no case on your phone!🤣👍
@user-di7tg7qf6u 2 жыл бұрын
Great set
@Pabloinjuanderland 2 жыл бұрын
"you confederate bastard" hahahahah
@brunogoliath7375 2 жыл бұрын
More like "confeathered" lol
@biggymohale5042 2 жыл бұрын
He now looks like Michael Jackson
@Foshoko 2 жыл бұрын
Roosters are Colonel Sanders soldiers
@iamsuccess6634 Жыл бұрын
Nicoo lol
@humanbeing7897 2 жыл бұрын
Is this Onion? From The Good Lord Bird??
@aubrejones2230 8 ай бұрын
housecoat on stage?
@Adventures_with_GEOFFERY 2 жыл бұрын
Justin Timberlake album 😭
@salamilidaintgonfit7576 Жыл бұрын
6:10 What is up with these captions?
@daverandall803 2 жыл бұрын
That's just not what roosters sound like
@bfamilyfun5278 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣I don’t love you
@vincentgagliardi7209 2 жыл бұрын
The fucking rooster mate
@cylleneterra9790 8 ай бұрын
Have you ever been tested for prism glasses? Maybe you need something more than just normal glasses and a more skilled eye doctor…
@TheAnthropol 2 жыл бұрын
Even Comedy Central repost.
@Warsrecker 2 жыл бұрын
It a nice thought that all poultries were racists in the past. I can live with that.
@TragoudistrosMPH Жыл бұрын
Flesh from bone 😁🤤😁 I prefer crab... Racism might make me reconsider becoming a vegetarian...😅
@JanKoci Жыл бұрын
Reincarnation is part of Hinduist karma, but not of Buddhist karma. In Buddhism, you see bad things happen to you because of the bad things you did - you taint your own world view, so to speak. Well, that's my Friday night simple version anyway.. 😁
@johnny14980 2 жыл бұрын
🐐🐐🐐
@sonnysunshine1704 11 ай бұрын
ehhh
@Gliptoon 2 жыл бұрын
Glip
@olivermolina5778 2 жыл бұрын
🥰
@tyronefrye4706 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh he funny as hell respect his comedic genius gangsta no cap lol stay safe RIP Bob Saget Betty White Sidney Poitier Emilio Delgado Nightbirde Donny Davis BLM God bless pray for Ukraine checkout The Main Squeeze 🙏
@disciplefan1221 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe the doctor lost patience with him because "better or worse?" isn't that hard of a question...
@harashe1000 2 жыл бұрын
It is if you have eyes as bad as mine (and I’m assuming his)- anything more than a hands distance from my face looks like a giant blob without glasses
@terrycrews1760 2 жыл бұрын
Feel like his jokes were tanking a little here and there.
@jakemertz2660 2 жыл бұрын
I like this guy but he’s wrong about karma :)
@kandicelewis9435 2 жыл бұрын
Nah he actually explained it right. What ppl really want to say is “you reap what you sow”
@matthewcetorelli8451 2 жыл бұрын
But that particular phrase is from the Bible. Galatians 6:7-“Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap.” So that's how you know it's bullshit. Lol
@jakemertz2660 2 жыл бұрын
@@kandicelewis9435 what I mean is karma from your current life effects your current life, contrary to what he claims. He’s right tho in saying that it’s not as direct as many people might say it is.
@CARMnContagious 2 жыл бұрын
he's not funny
@andrewusa14 2 жыл бұрын
This guy isnt funny at all
@jojopellegrini2945 2 жыл бұрын
Is that a woman
@erinh9267 2 жыл бұрын
Born-male guys are sometimes just stunning. No signs of being born female in this person, that I see
@fakename503 2 жыл бұрын
Wtf is this dude wearing? Is he wearing a shawl? I gave him a fair hearing out and I think he's a pretty average on the road comedian.
@erinh9267 2 жыл бұрын
It's a hoodie
@haydehero6561 2 жыл бұрын
And he steals jokes
@alexxchavezee 2 жыл бұрын
I love how they made it a law in America, that if you're a black comedian, you must talk about racism. It never fails. Amazing.
@JaneDoe-ci3gj 2 жыл бұрын
It not law, but if you black it's sadly a part of your life. You talk about your life so you talk about racism!
@VantaBlackin 2 жыл бұрын
You should try this channel: kzfaq.info
@beanie7872 2 жыл бұрын
Well, you don't joke about knowing what New York is like if you've never been there, lol. He probably has many routines he goes through, but this is just one of them. If you're uncomfortable hearing about racism then it might be time for you to really look within yourself and ask yourself why that is.
@GDL364 Жыл бұрын
It’s almost like Black people have experienced racism for hundreds of years or something 😮
@TennesseeGock 11 ай бұрын
@@beanie7872so well-put! 👍👏👏😍Thank you!🌷
@rollyg123 Жыл бұрын
😐not funny
@fitzybaga4001 2 жыл бұрын
Not one chuckle I didn’t laugh at all
@GloryBlazer 2 жыл бұрын
impressive
@haydehero6561 2 жыл бұрын
Very unfunny and he steals jokes
@nicholassmith7582 2 жыл бұрын
I guess comedians don't have to be funny anymore. 🤔
@haydehero6561 2 жыл бұрын
He is so unfunny and he steals jokes
@charleswettish8701 11 ай бұрын
We got like 12 racists in our neighborhood. They're up every morning at 4am yelling the n-word.
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