The Rings Of Power - Here We Go Again

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The Critical Drinker

The Critical Drinker

21 күн бұрын

It's that time again, when Tolkien fans quake in their boots and steel themselves against the horrors that are about to unfold. The first teaser for Rings of Power Season 2 just dropped. Let's take a look.
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@ironmike755
@ironmike755 20 күн бұрын
Tolkien rolling in his grave could be used as a new type of green energy
@ajjr1129
@ajjr1129 20 күн бұрын
I wish I could give this an award
@justinbotkin
@justinbotkin 20 күн бұрын
Not green energy, Tolk-EEN energy!
@tempname4039
@tempname4039 20 күн бұрын
Comment of the week. Good one.
@skripz97
@skripz97 20 күн бұрын
Best. Comment. Ever!
@youtubewarri0r
@youtubewarri0r 20 күн бұрын
ah man no comments has made he laugh out quite loudly as this one in a long long time good one sir
@chance_ondriezek99
@chance_ondriezek99 20 күн бұрын
You ever notice how these networks renew shows that nobody liked, while cancelling shows people do like?
@SleepyCyborg66
@SleepyCyborg66 20 күн бұрын
It’s actually kind of painful how true this is Edit: Dayum, 1k likes on a *Reply?!* That’s like, more than all of my actual comments, thanks guys 👍
@folarinosibodu
@folarinosibodu 20 күн бұрын
funny how that is
@yeet-ri2vc
@yeet-ri2vc 20 күн бұрын
They already spent a billion on this show - of course they're going to make more than one season
@Mr_Bones.
@Mr_Bones. 20 күн бұрын
I’ve never seen a group that hates their audience more than woke leftist writers. In the last ten years, there’s only been one successful woke movie, and half the audience was only there because it was a date (Barbie).
@yourstruly4817
@yourstruly4817 20 күн бұрын
Because it's about THE MESSAGE
@Logan-cw9yr
@Logan-cw9yr 17 күн бұрын
All i heard in response to "do you know why ships float and stones do not" was John Cleese saying "b-because they're...made of...wood?"
@peteschaub7561
@peteschaub7561 16 күн бұрын
Lmao same here. God that scene was gold.
@missingnola3823
@missingnola3823 16 күн бұрын
She turned me into a newt!
@augustwinterman6952
@augustwinterman6952 16 күн бұрын
@@missingnola3823 A newt?
@missingnola3823
@missingnola3823 16 күн бұрын
​@@augustwinterman6952I got better.
@ChristopherGoggans
@ChristopherGoggans 11 күн бұрын
A witch! A witch! A witch! We found her!
@lonestarrk9308
@lonestarrk9308 17 күн бұрын
I bet Rings of Power is the sole reason Amazon started putting commercials in their movies and tv shows. They are subsidizing their failures.
@cynicwild
@cynicwild 16 күн бұрын
+Wheel of Time disaster
@GSal6
@GSal6 14 күн бұрын
I’m glad I’m not the only one that thinks this
@jakeg7033
@jakeg7033 14 күн бұрын
I thought the same thing!
@rhettorical
@rhettorical 12 күн бұрын
Bezos said that if RoP didn't succeed, it would be the end of their attempts at big productions. They're fighting tooth and nail to not admit defeat.
@DarthCovider
@DarthCovider 10 күн бұрын
Rings of power was an international success. It’s one of the main reasons why amazon is still in business.
@screenname8267
@screenname8267 20 күн бұрын
"We have an all-female director staff this season." "How does that help us?" "Now when they tell us it sucks, we can just say they're sexist."
@mad2403
@mad2403 20 күн бұрын
Yup the Witcher is doing that so why not
@user-pq3vd6oc1c
@user-pq3vd6oc1c 20 күн бұрын
"We have an all-female director staff this season." "How does that help us make movies?" "Movies?"
@F4c2a
@F4c2a 20 күн бұрын
Sad part is, it's not even a joke, it's a tactic that legit works.
@dpainter1526
@dpainter1526 20 күн бұрын
Uh-oh, their cunning plan has been uncovered!
@Helieos45
@Helieos45 20 күн бұрын
This is the most racist show on tv. It's black people cultural appropriation of white fiction literature. If we did this to black literature people would be calling it out for what it is racist as fuck.
@markjackson6151
@markjackson6151 20 күн бұрын
Somehow the Rings of Power returned
@yourstruly4817
@yourstruly4817 20 күн бұрын
Amazon's attempt on LotR has left me scarred....and deformed.
@antonnurwald5700
@antonnurwald5700 20 күн бұрын
Steak sauce
@gogaonzhezhora8640
@gogaonzhezhora8640 20 күн бұрын
Dark science. Cloning. Secrets only the Sith knew.
@losrajvosa0078
@losrajvosa0078 20 күн бұрын
😂😅
@Xenophon1
@Xenophon1 20 күн бұрын
The evil endured.
@manmaje3596
@manmaje3596 16 күн бұрын
Cate Blanchett's performance really portrays the majesty of Galadriel.
@queencerseilannister3519
@queencerseilannister3519 12 күн бұрын
Cate Blanchett is a goddess.
@ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel
@ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel 11 күн бұрын
Honestly, making her majestic is kind of a misstep. Galadriel is supposed to be "amazonian", proud, a bit power hungry and cunning. Making her regal, wise and kind (and not 6 and a half feet tall) is kind of against how she is supposed to be.
@williamkrause5831
@williamkrause5831 7 күн бұрын
@@ALookIntoTheEulenspiegelthe majestic vibe comes by virtue of her being an elf. And she was in fact quite wise, on occasion her perceptiveness outdid even some of the Valar. To whittle her down to *merely* a warrior and schemer is forgetting the entire rest of her
@ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel
@ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel 7 күн бұрын
@@williamkrause5831 Sure, those weren't her only traits, but they were her defining traits. Her name literally means "Man Woman". Portraying her as this kind, wise and exceptionally feminine woman doesn't really match how she is described. She was not "merely" a warrior and schemer, but she was those things and she was them a lot. They should be present in her portrayal.
@williamkrause5831
@williamkrause5831 6 күн бұрын
@@ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel you know how I can tell you’re either pushing an agenda or regurgitating information you don’t actually know? Because Galadriel has several names, and neither Galadriel nor Artanis (the name she most commonly went by in Valinor) means “Man-Maiden.” You are referring to her mother name Nerwen, which meant not just the physical strength of man, but of body and will as well. Artanis means “Noble woman,” and Galadriel means “maiden crowned with light,” so going by the very same etymological conventions you used to lend credence to your point, the wise and exalted lady of light and majesty is definitely a more dominant aspect of her, especially in the third age where she outright goes by the name Galadriel. She is among the last of the Noldor left in Middle Earth that saw the light of the two trees, and she learned magic from Melian in Doriath on top of everything she learned while in Valinor, of _course_ she’d be bathed in resplendent light and grace that awes. And the movies do an ample job of showing her amazonian and ambitious side anyways in a very subtle show don’t tell way, just by her countenance and the fact she felt the pull to use the one ring. She was wise enough to resist it of course, but the fact she felt the desire where characters like the hobbits don’t says a lot. Even Boromir wasn’t as sharply affected by that desire that quickly, his corruption came slower but he was not as wise as she. To tolkien, wisdom and willpower are just as great in terms of strength as brawn and talent, sometimes even more so. Galadriel isn’t inherently feminine just because she’s wise and surrounded by light and grace, just as Olorin wasn’t feminine for his resilience and compassion.
@Zeuts85
@Zeuts85 15 күн бұрын
"Do you know why a ship floats, and a stone cannot?" asked Finrod. "Because a ship is less dense than water and a stone is not?" Galadriel ventured. "Uhh... I... I didn't mean literally," Finrod stammered, clearly floundering for a more profound answer. Galadriel tilted her head quizzically. "Then no... I don't know." "Well, you see," Finrod continued, trying to recover, "a ship floats because it seeks the light, whereas a stone sinks because it embraces the darkness." Galadriel's brow furrowed. "Seeks the light? How can a ship seek anything?" "No, no, it's like... the ship's heart is lifted by hope, while the stone... um... is weighed down by despair," Finrod said, desperately trying to salvage the metaphor. "A ship has a heart? And a stone feels despair?" Galadriel asked, her confusion deepening. "Not literally! It's a metaphor!" Finrod exclaimed, feeling the conversation veering off course. "It's about the spirit of the ship versus the stone." Galadriel blinked, still trying to follow. "How do a heap of wood and a rock have spirits? Aren't they just being tossed around by physics?" "It's a metaphor! Why is this so hard for you to grasp?" Finrod snapped, frustration creeping into his voice. "The ship represents aspiration and the stone represents stagnation!" Galadriel blinked again. "Ahh... uhhh... okay." Finrod's eyes narrowed. "You don't actually understand, do you?" Galadriel sighed. "Well... probably not. I mean, I understand the idea that a ship 'seeks' light and a stone 'seeks' darkness if I try to imagine them as characters or something... and I guess I'd rather be the ship in that case. So the moral is that I should... ummm... seek light instead of darkness? Or something?" An awkward silence hung between them as Finrod realized his metaphor had conveyed nothing of value. He shifted uncomfortably, searching for something to say. "Yes," he muttered finally. "Seek light instead of darkness. Exactly." Galadriel nodded slowly. "Right. Got it."
@PRC533
@PRC533 14 күн бұрын
I'd rather have seen Galadriel start taking Finrod to school on the physics of buoyancy and water displacement. He's actually insulting all maritime engineering knowledge by making this metaphor.
@Jessica_Jones
@Jessica_Jones 13 күн бұрын
"This rock..will be a tree...?"
@rhettorical
@rhettorical 12 күн бұрын
Stones are bad? But what about the Silmarils, the stones of light so incredible that they were literally the focal point for the biggest conflict ever to scar Middle-Earth? How about the Dwarves, carved from stone by their creator, who embrace the dark and deep places of Middle-Earth, but who cannot be said to be "evil" or "seekers of darkness"? Oh my goodness, I forgot that nuance isn't a thing modern audiences want anymore.
@dynjarren7523
@dynjarren7523 9 күн бұрын
@@rhettorical Writers don’t understand nuance either. Or know history or culture because they don’t read anything.
@LJW1912
@LJW1912 8 күн бұрын
Still better writing that the actual show
@TwiggyShei
@TwiggyShei 20 күн бұрын
I hope Henry Cavill knows how much mileage we as a society are getting out of his delivery of the word "fuck"
@Matthew10950
@Matthew10950 20 күн бұрын
I'm his neighbour, I'll ask him.
@Elden_Lean
@Elden_Lean 20 күн бұрын
especially with the collapse of GW and 40k, since it started with his favorite faction. I hope he also gets as much out of it as the rest of us.
@zoopdterdoobdter5743
@zoopdterdoobdter5743 20 күн бұрын
​@@Elden_LeanI'll give 40k a shot, but I'm fully expecting GW will 'Witcher' him.
@Elden_Lean
@Elden_Lean 20 күн бұрын
@zoopdterdoobdter5743 nah, it's very widely known why he's left the amazon show, he's most likely not doing anything 40k related as long as GW is tied to it.Whereas the woke mob making the witcher lied for months before the truth came out as to why he was no longer part of it
@glebbokhan9777
@glebbokhan9777 20 күн бұрын
he's probably watching youtube channels like this one on regular basis, just because he is the ultimate nerd
@user-ou4jk2di4q
@user-ou4jk2di4q 20 күн бұрын
One wig to rule them all. One wig to hide him. One wig to fool them all. And now they can not find him.
@WolfGuardian495
@WolfGuardian495 20 күн бұрын
Lol
@eliasadam2345
@eliasadam2345 20 күн бұрын
Tight.
@Tobbe11
@Tobbe11 20 күн бұрын
"When will you wear wigs?"
@JoeUchiha-gs5ru
@JoeUchiha-gs5ru 20 күн бұрын
More effort was put into this than the trailer
@donkeywithascarf2435
@donkeywithascarf2435 20 күн бұрын
Take my angry upvote. 🤣
@RoosterFloyd
@RoosterFloyd 16 күн бұрын
The reason a stone sinks and boat floats is obviously due to the boat being made of wood, just the same as witches.
@ChristopherGoggans
@ChristopherGoggans 11 күн бұрын
She turned me into a Newt!
@UnitSe7en
@UnitSe7en Күн бұрын
@@ChristopherGoggans You obviously got better.
@blacknapalm2131
@blacknapalm2131 17 күн бұрын
*My favorite scene was when Galadriel withstood the male gaze of a goblin*
@TheWarmachine375
@TheWarmachine375 20 күн бұрын
Galadriel: "There is an Imposter Among Us." Sauron with a blonde wig and pointy ears: "Oh no, what shall we do about it?"
@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp
@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp 20 күн бұрын
Would’ve rather had Sylvester Stallone in a blonde wig than this terrible Galadriel.😂🤣
@CharlesUrban
@CharlesUrban 20 күн бұрын
"How do you do, fellow elves?"
@YirmeyahuWeeps
@YirmeyahuWeeps 20 күн бұрын
Galadriel: "There is an Imposter Among Us." It's called 'The Rings of Power'
@dixieflatline1189
@dixieflatline1189 20 күн бұрын
*Sauron hiding behind a newspaper with eye holes cut out. Amazon VFX team win again!
@asarishepard8171
@asarishepard8171 20 күн бұрын
He might as well have a mustache to twirl 😂
@BerserkerGoji9973
@BerserkerGoji9973 20 күн бұрын
“NO HATE-WATCHING! NO. FUCKING. HATE-WATCHING!!!”
@muzien87
@muzien87 20 күн бұрын
There are other ways to hate watch...ways some would consider...unnatural....
@Angrenost02
@Angrenost02 20 күн бұрын
It's fine to hate-watch as long it isn't on Prime
@JadeRunner
@JadeRunner 20 күн бұрын
R A R B G
@aitchisondaniel
@aitchisondaniel 20 күн бұрын
Option 1: Yyyarrr, me hearties... Option 2: Just watch the Drinker, Mauler, Little Platoon, et al...
@frankvandorp2059
@frankvandorp2059 20 күн бұрын
People shout this like it's some religious screed, because they somehow convinced themselves of the idiotic notion that hatewatching would help a bad show succeed. I think it's because these people are helpless consoomers who have no clue that you can watch something without having to use the official channels to gain access to it.
@JulieMoran1832
@JulieMoran1832 18 күн бұрын
“Do you know what the difference is between a rock and a ship?” - can’t wait for more Oscar worthy dialogue.
@mkaleborn
@mkaleborn 17 күн бұрын
Ah, the modern entertainment industry. Where all 'creativity' is derived from checkboxes, percentages, value propositions, brand equity, quotas and focus groups. Truly inspired artistic enterprises.
@TheWarmachine375
@TheWarmachine375 20 күн бұрын
Everyone to Hobbit Movie Trilogy: "Perhaps we treated you too harshly."
@Higesgirl
@Higesgirl 20 күн бұрын
The Hobbit Trilogy had some good parts. (Bilbo, Oakenshield 💛, Thranduil 💛, Smaug, the OST)
@bluecollarloser6654
@bluecollarloser6654 20 күн бұрын
I remember even nerdrotic even says their his guilty pleasure and he'll watch them They dam sure have issues but like SW 1-3 I'll still put them on and enjoy sections of them. No one can debate that Smaug looked god dam awesome
@ikwilgeenkanaalzeur
@ikwilgeenkanaalzeur 20 күн бұрын
Rewatched it but no, the second and third film have not gotten better. First one is ok.
@GigglingStoners
@GigglingStoners 20 күн бұрын
Nah, they were always good.
@she-venom9842
@she-venom9842 20 күн бұрын
Smug was great villain in Hobbit as a dragon you may sympathic with him but they still showed how evil he is
@thanosandnobill3789
@thanosandnobill3789 20 күн бұрын
The numernorians saying elves took our jobs was and still is one of the dumbest epic scenes in history!
@TheMonkeygoneape
@TheMonkeygoneape 20 күн бұрын
what about the sea always being right
@heluvab
@heluvab 20 күн бұрын
Part 2: Euphoria kzfaq.info/get/bejne/sLZ3ltWTmsW-iJc.html
@daviddiggens8841
@daviddiggens8841 20 күн бұрын
​​​​​@@TheMonkeygoneapeit doesn't make sense though... The sea allowed the elves to safely cross over a sort of aquatic open border wherein the elves stole Numenorian jobs which was VERY wrong of the sea. How do they justify the two without cognitive dissonance?
@TheMonkeygoneape
@TheMonkeygoneape 20 күн бұрын
@@daviddiggens8841 that damn crooked Ulmo! Manwue needs to put him in jail!
@napoleonfeanor
@napoleonfeanor 20 күн бұрын
In the actual story, the Elves completely turned away from Numenor after they became very prideful. Things could have turned out better if they aided the last real, legitimate king, who went back to the old ways.
@turboedit
@turboedit 18 күн бұрын
A few nights ago I watched LOTR, Fellowship of the Ring, which I hadn't seen for a while. I noticed how effortlessly beautiful all the scenes are. You watch Dune (Or any Denis Villeneuve film) and it has amazing scenes, but it's like they're trying so hard to make it beautiful, which makes it end up looking like a fashion shoot. LOTR, however, seems organic, like they made a movie and the scenes just happened to be beautiful
@malcolmapplet4313
@malcolmapplet4313 18 күн бұрын
I don't think Dune delivered as much as it promised. The book either. I'll just go to Samurai land for Samurai stuff TYVM. And they're doubling and tripling down on it like Avatar?? Which also didn't deliver except visually. IMHO
@lemax6865
@lemax6865 17 күн бұрын
It's because the LotR trilogy is made using mostly practical effects wherever possible, with some notable exceptions. Combine that with good cinematography and you get movies that look real and don't age much. CGI is great for doing things that otherwise can't be done practically, but if you use it as a crutch, you either get movies that look like shit, or movies that look passable for a few years but then start to look like shit as better technology highlights their flaws by comparison.
@Calaxt01
@Calaxt01 15 күн бұрын
​@@malcolmapplet4313I haven't read the books but I thought the movie just sucked. I kept waiting for it to start.
@takuid
@takuid 14 күн бұрын
@@Calaxt01 it is the source material. Read the books years before seeing any film.. it actually sucks as a story and is very forgettable. Never believe the hype. It is not nearly good as some would make you believe. World-building does not imply good storytelling.
@rhettorical
@rhettorical 12 күн бұрын
@@takuid It's a perfectly serviceable story, not bad at all, but certainly not a must-read and definitely not the masterpiece people seem to want to think it is. My favorite adaptation of it was a little film made in the late '70s by some guy named George Lucas.
@eval_is_evil
@eval_is_evil 17 күн бұрын
I got goosebumps when Galadriel uttered "Set phasors to full!"
@alexurn2843
@alexurn2843 11 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@KororaPenguin
@KororaPenguin 10 күн бұрын
And then took the petrification orb meant for Twilight Sparkle.
@RegisTraiter
@RegisTraiter 20 күн бұрын
Sauron: *puts on wig* Galadriel: HE'S SAURON! Sauron: *takes off wig* Galadriel: "Must've been the wind."
@clefsan
@clefsan 19 күн бұрын
Elrond: "Sauron, how can you do these things?" Sauron: "Nanomachines, son."
@reculture
@reculture 19 күн бұрын
Wigs of Power
@Xfacter
@Xfacter 19 күн бұрын
*elder scrolls music plays with bass boosted*
@hiiruss7423
@hiiruss7423 19 күн бұрын
When will you wear wigs?
@margarethmichelina5146
@margarethmichelina5146 19 күн бұрын
So, Sauron is Hannah Montana all along?
@MorgothBagluir
@MorgothBagluir 20 күн бұрын
“The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot create, not real things of its own." -J.R.R. Tolkien
@Novastar.SaberCombat
@Novastar.SaberCombat 20 күн бұрын
Support independent creators.
@libertas5005
@libertas5005 20 күн бұрын
Giving license to make anything LOTR related to Jeff Bezos would be like giving the ring to Sauron for safekeeping.
@GBDupree
@GBDupree 20 күн бұрын
The Shadow that sewed them can only make wigs, it cannot have luxurious braids, not real locks of hair of its own.
@billylion3073
@billylion3073 19 күн бұрын
maybe Sauron was the friends we made along the way
@Novastar.SaberCombat
@Novastar.SaberCombat 19 күн бұрын
@@GBDupree "When will you wear wigs?" --Dom
@catguy96
@catguy96 16 күн бұрын
Tolkien: "look at how they massacred my boy"
@ASoberBear
@ASoberBear 18 күн бұрын
The best part about this review is any of the writers from Ring of power that watch it won’t get all the obvious references to Lord of the rings
@thelonelydragon8768
@thelonelydragon8768 20 күн бұрын
All I can say is: Rest in peace Bernard Hill, one of the few actors willing to speak out against Amazon and their garbage show. You will be missed.
@MatheusHenrick-uv9gt
@MatheusHenrick-uv9gt 20 күн бұрын
What did he say? I missed that piece of news
@carynfisher9463
@carynfisher9463 20 күн бұрын
@@MatheusHenrick-uv9gt He refused to watch it and he found it to be just a money-making venture.
@mr.s2005
@mr.s2005 20 күн бұрын
He and John called it out for what it was.....rest either kept quite or became complete suckups for the message.
@hillehai
@hillehai 20 күн бұрын
@@mr.s2005 John who?
@sionnadehr3313
@sionnadehr3313 20 күн бұрын
@@hillehaiGimli
@Jonathan_Collins
@Jonathan_Collins 20 күн бұрын
How do you wake up and be like... "You know who I can be a better writer than...Tolkien". The f*cking nerve.
@GeraltofRivia22
@GeraltofRivia22 20 күн бұрын
Sheer fucking hubris.
@THall-vi8cp
@THall-vi8cp 20 күн бұрын
"I understood that reference."
@Novastar.SaberCombat
@Novastar.SaberCombat 20 күн бұрын
If anything, people should start looking into independent creators. Some of them craft MUCH better work on their own than all of the million dollar budgets of corporate crony phonies. 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨ "Before I start, I must see my end. Destination known, my mind's journey now begins. Upon my chariot, heart and soul's fate revealed. In time, all points converge, hope's strength resteeled. But to earn final peace at the universe's endless refrain, we must see all in nothingness... before we start again." 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨ --Diamond Dragons (book I)
@asarishepard8171
@asarishepard8171 20 күн бұрын
The audacity. Bet Brandon Sanderson doesn't have that idiotic thought and he's a good writer
@nyetzdyec3391
@nyetzdyec3391 20 күн бұрын
Because they don't even have a 14 year old (str8) boy's understanding of the original material... It's not a coincidence that these things are getting ruined by wahmen and "G's"
@patricksweeney2551
@patricksweeney2551 18 күн бұрын
4.24 I was thinking "Ok, GaLADriel!" but then Drinker just nailed it.
@-lloygic-3565
@-lloygic-3565 18 күн бұрын
4:49 - "How do you explode out of a stationary wagon like this?" Black elves happen to be exceptionally good jumpers, Drinker.
@douglasauclair3860
@douglasauclair3860 5 күн бұрын
Are you saying ... "White Elves Can't Jump"?
@volters9561
@volters9561 2 сағат бұрын
I had a good laugh guys. :) I think on that wagon there is that contraption a Gummi Bears used to jump very high in their intro.
@greebo7857
@greebo7857 20 күн бұрын
My favourite part of Rings of Power was never watching it and revisiting LOTR, movies AND books.
@Doxymeister
@Doxymeister 19 күн бұрын
👍
@guffmam6995
@guffmam6995 19 күн бұрын
Don't forget The Hobbit trilogy it had a few issues but in comparison to this it now looks like a masterpiece
@SumDumGy
@SumDumGy 19 күн бұрын
@@guffmam6995 It has more than a few issues. I’ll never watch Rings of Power to compare but it’ll never make The Hobbit look any better than it does.
@chatteyj
@chatteyj 19 күн бұрын
I just got a months free amazon prime to watch clarksons farm, thinking about watching ROP season 1 for a laugh.
@AZIONG651
@AZIONG651 19 күн бұрын
​@@chatteyj I wouldn't, even just to shit all over it, they'll count it as people who like the show.
@janeyrevanescence12
@janeyrevanescence12 20 күн бұрын
I swear Rings of Power was made by people who hated Tolkien (a conservative white devout Catholic) and wanted to smash his legacy into the dust.
@CharlesUrban
@CharlesUrban 20 күн бұрын
Regrettably, you can include Tolkien's traitorous grandson in that group.
@cvn6555
@cvn6555 20 күн бұрын
Yes. Kathleen Kennedy was unavailable as she is busy destroying another IP.
@Xenophon1
@Xenophon1 20 күн бұрын
That's wokeness in a nutshell.
@GeraltofRivia22
@GeraltofRivia22 20 күн бұрын
That's exactly what happened. Especially that Tolkien "scholar" they got to after firing Tom Shippey.
@bmacaulay18
@bmacaulay18 20 күн бұрын
Well, actually it is. The grandson is so envious of JRR's talent, and his own utter lack of, that he has done everything to crap all over it with every opportunity. After his son who respected the story and didn't trust others to not screw it up died that was the end of it.
@iluvatarchem
@iluvatarchem 13 күн бұрын
Ready for objective critique right there. The pinnacle of journalism. No politics involved at all. Amazing
@LoganCableTech
@LoganCableTech 17 күн бұрын
You reminded me the Rings of Power existed. Then the memories came back of all the laughter I had at the shows expense during a workplace injury recovery that kept me at home. Thanks, Will.
@lens_hunter
@lens_hunter 20 күн бұрын
My mom was born in 1959 and has read the original trilogy books dozens of times. She took me to see all the movies when they were coming out. I asked her last year if she was going to check this show out and she explained to me why the show shouldnt exist at all for about fifteen minutes. Safe to say, I'm on her side.
@GeraltofRivia22
@GeraltofRivia22 20 күн бұрын
Your mom is awesome
@JohnDWJ
@JohnDWJ 20 күн бұрын
Your mom is a wise woman.
@darnokx9277
@darnokx9277 20 күн бұрын
Your mother is among the fair and wise.
@samcochran8203
@samcochran8203 20 күн бұрын
Your mom is based, cherish her for as long as life will grant you the time with her
@baldbastardo
@baldbastardo 20 күн бұрын
I'm of a similar mind about Wheel of Time. Every time a new book would come out I'd start the series over again. Just thanks but no thanks. And I should have passed on this garbage reimagining of Tolkien's world. The thing is a complete disgrace.
@Dinoenthusiastguy
@Dinoenthusiastguy 20 күн бұрын
I got chills when Sauron screamed “for the patriarchy!!!” before getting girl-bossed into submission
@mikewhoelse
@mikewhoelse 20 күн бұрын
Sauron lost interest in dominating the free people of middle earth when he realised it wasn't just about horses.
@damian_cross
@damian_cross 20 күн бұрын
My favorite part was Eowyn was like "I am no man" And the Witch-king was like "Yes you are. You have a penis. You have no eggs." And Eowyn was like "Oh" and then he chopped her head off.
@amyquintanna5311
@amyquintanna5311 19 күн бұрын
Into being submissive and agreeable?
@Fulgrim88
@Fulgrim88 7 күн бұрын
My girlfriend is somewhat feminist, not a big tolkien nerd and talked me into giving Rings of Power a go. And being scientifically minded, I tried my best not to shit on it too hard just to see how she - the supposed core audience - would like it. We managed two and a half episodes before even she was so fed up with "Galadriels" vapid girlboss antics and the general nonsense that we dropped it. It's pretty mad how so much money can be greenlit based on the ramblings of a tiny vocal minority, despite the continued financial failures
@dagoelius
@dagoelius 6 күн бұрын
The stench of ChatGPT is all over the series.
@awesomehpt8938
@awesomehpt8938 20 күн бұрын
How are you going to infiltrate the elves this time Sauron? Sauron: “think I’ll just wig it”
@samcochran8203
@samcochran8203 20 күн бұрын
Ok, this one wins the comment section in my opinion
@iSpeciaIist
@iSpeciaIist 20 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@LittleMopeHead
@LittleMopeHead 20 күн бұрын
I wig this.
@RhysTurner-hr6yg
@RhysTurner-hr6yg 18 күн бұрын
When he left his parting words : "Hair today, gone tomorrow "
@ll4680
@ll4680 20 күн бұрын
I met a purple haired girl at a party and she said she loves Rings of Power and I walked away from her 🥴
@Avarn388
@Avarn388 20 күн бұрын
I’d laugh and then walk. But wise choice. :)
@philiptilden2318
@philiptilden2318 20 күн бұрын
Best decision ever…
@gnarwhal7562
@gnarwhal7562 20 күн бұрын
What makes me laugh is that these people who constantly dye their hair zany colours are actually damaging their scalps due to the harsh chemicals, so they end up prematurely balding later on in life
@antonpayne919
@antonpayne919 20 күн бұрын
you dodged a bullet bro
@edelmantoamendola
@edelmantoamendola 20 күн бұрын
My cousin who's my boy said it was amazing last time I saw him. I'll never look at him the same.
@user-zw5yx8pw6u
@user-zw5yx8pw6u 9 күн бұрын
I will never forget when Gollum raised his Battle Axe and screamed: I HAVE THE POWER !
@psypher8184
@psypher8184 Күн бұрын
I was introduced to Tolkien when I was twelve. I read LOTR from Bag End to Mordor. Nine hundred odd pages of magic. Peter Jackson bought the stories to the big screen. His previous movies didn't impress me but he stepped up to the Tolkien challenge by creating a cinematic masterpiece. I could only endure episode one of the Ringworm of Plague and l wanted to go Sauron on Amazon / Prime. Now they’re making season Two. May Gandalf help us all.
@bunnywithakeyboard7628
@bunnywithakeyboard7628 20 күн бұрын
One does not simply woke into Mordor. Not with one billion dollars can you do this. It is folly.
@Xenophon1
@Xenophon1 20 күн бұрын
🤣
@ChristopheStrobbe
@ChristopheStrobbe 20 күн бұрын
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. One walks into Mordor with a billion dollars to burn it there!"
@TehKarmalizer
@TehKarmalizer 20 күн бұрын
Perfecto. *chef’s kiss*
@sup3414
@sup3414 20 күн бұрын
Fuck that word.
@pinobluevogel6458
@pinobluevogel6458 19 күн бұрын
One does not simply throw a billion dollars into the fires of mount doom
@Vashed555
@Vashed555 20 күн бұрын
“I did not hit her I did nahhhhht - oh hi Gandalf.”
@lexasusopra8704
@lexasusopra8704 20 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Novastar.SaberCombat
@Novastar.SaberCombat 20 күн бұрын
I swear, I wish people would support actually legitimate, independent creators. They'd stand to refresh their brain cells and gain some epic storytelling to talk about. 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨ "Before I start, I must see my end. Destination known, my mind's journey now begins. Upon my chariot, heart and soul's fate revealed. In time, all points converge, hope's strength resteeled. But to earn final peace at the universe's endless refrain, we must see all in nothingness... before we start again." 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨ --Diamond Dragons (book I)
@serberus5233
@serberus5233 20 күн бұрын
Meat's back on the menu boys! ... YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, ORCS!!
@snappycenter7863
@snappycenter7863 20 күн бұрын
Then he'll ask about someone's sex life.
@Faxie83
@Faxie83 20 күн бұрын
You're tearing me apart Gandalf!
@A_Calm_Dragon
@A_Calm_Dragon 17 күн бұрын
The reveal of Sauron with his wig and elf ears feels very eerily familiar...like..."Somehow, he came back" familiar.
@marvz71
@marvz71 9 күн бұрын
Memberberries should never be abused in such egregious ways.
@paballomolata8844
@paballomolata8844 20 күн бұрын
"All female directing team"💀God help us all
@Xenophon1
@Xenophon1 20 күн бұрын
Woke Fail assured.
@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp
@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp 20 күн бұрын
There’s a reason why there wasn’t a female in the Fellowship. If “The Fellowship is Female”, it would’ve failed in less than 24 hours.😂
@hairycoo
@hairycoo 20 күн бұрын
Diversity!
@naamadossantossilva4736
@naamadossantossilva4736 20 күн бұрын
Yeah,even without this restriction finding directors willing to work with this dreck was hard.They must have scrapped the bottom of the barrel.
@bonedaddy7297
@bonedaddy7297 20 күн бұрын
Will they even get along with each long enough to push out this piece of crap?
@frankvandorp2059
@frankvandorp2059 20 күн бұрын
I got chills when Sauron went "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
@heluvab
@heluvab 20 күн бұрын
Part 2: rings of power kzfaq.info/get/bejne/sLZ3ltWTmsW-iJc.html
@woodwyrm
@woodwyrm 20 күн бұрын
ITS MORGOTH TIME!
@ThinWhiteAxe
@ThinWhiteAxe 20 күн бұрын
That would've probably been an improvement.
@Lonovavir
@Lonovavir 20 күн бұрын
That would explain the sand shortage of Mordor.
@BoondockGore
@BoondockGore 20 күн бұрын
"They're slaughtering the i.p.'s, they're slaughtering them all! And not just the comics, but the starwars and Tolkien too"
@MADzRawGameplay
@MADzRawGameplay 14 күн бұрын
Oh well. Time to whatch LOTR extended edition again.
@eazygamer8974
@eazygamer8974 18 күн бұрын
RIP Bernard Hill. May the simbelmynë lie lightly on the grave of King Theoden!
@4RILDIGITAL
@4RILDIGITAL 19 күн бұрын
The showrunners don't understand Tolkien's world or care enough about the source material. It's truly disappointing to see such a legendary piece of fiction being treated this way.
@eyedunno8462
@eyedunno8462 19 күн бұрын
You're just now figuring this out?
@Grabthar191
@Grabthar191 19 күн бұрын
They can't create their own. They know that making an unattached fully original piece with this kind of writing would fail even worse than the corruption and vandalism they do. So they spray paint the Mona Lisa, castrate the statue of David, and super glue clown noses on the sistine chapel and call people who object to such vandalism as bigots.
@Askyl
@Askyl 18 күн бұрын
@@eyedunno8462 Sad thing is it's very untrue and they understand the world very much. Unfortunetly there's so many of you pretending to have read the books and pretend to know Tolkien that follow these ragebait youtubers and hate for no reason. Pacing as dialogue was off in season 1, but it was a good show. Season 2 looks a lot better.
@paha4209
@paha4209 18 күн бұрын
The problem is even if they would understand the works of Tolkien the show would´ve likely sucked anyway the showrunners have no experience running a project this massive and only got the job since they worked for Jar Jar Abrams who back then still had some weight to throw around. On their own the 2 showrunners never got something from the ground and ROP is their first show that isn´t cancelled in the playing stage. On top of that you have Jennifer Salke as head of the studio who doesn´t care about quality or what the audience wants as long as the "right messages" are in the show.
@regencyrow1867
@regencyrow1867 18 күн бұрын
LoTR is being treated this way because it's such a legendary piece of fiction. As a cornerstone of Western high-culture, it's debasement is the entire objective.
@Jonathan_Collins
@Jonathan_Collins 20 күн бұрын
"Because you hated season one so much, amazon is proud to present, yet another waste of money...... Rings of Power season 2." - Amazon
@Novastar.SaberCombat
@Novastar.SaberCombat 20 күн бұрын
Instead, I recommend that people start ignoring corporate trash and give their support to independent creators. Some of them craft exemplary content all on their own. 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨ "Before I start, I must see my end. Destination known, my mind's journey now begins. Upon my chariot, heart and soul's fate revealed. In time, all points converge, hope's strength resteeled. But to earn final peace at the universe's endless refrain, we must see all in nothingness... before we start again." 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨ --Diamond Dragons (book I)
@Kozuu7
@Kozuu7 20 күн бұрын
Enough people will hate-watch to get it a season 3, especially since Amazon could put out 20 equally priced seasons with zero profit and still barely make a dent in their yearl earnings.
@JumpCutThis
@JumpCutThis 20 күн бұрын
While we try and gouge our customer base of even more money to pay for shows that are completely disastrous with *BUY MORE STUFF-WATCH THIS SHORT AD!!*
@ColinStevens
@ColinStevens 20 күн бұрын
This is a great callback to 90s movie trailers.
@timothylouis2684
@timothylouis2684 20 күн бұрын
What’s it like to be so miserable you have to share it with random strangers online
@flashmhp
@flashmhp 18 күн бұрын
My favourite part is not watching it, at all...
@admiralcasperr
@admiralcasperr 18 күн бұрын
0:25 Like a noob playing Kerbal Space Programme but never actually learning from their epic fails.
@TheSuperappelflap
@TheSuperappelflap 19 күн бұрын
The best part about the Sauron "reveal" was that it was already obvious before the first episode even aired, because the actor playing him was the only person in the entire show with the slightest hint of masculinity, so he had to be the bad guy. That is the level at which these people operate.
@aightm8
@aightm8 18 күн бұрын
Which is ironic. Because he took a fair form.
@genghiskhan6688
@genghiskhan6688 18 күн бұрын
Now that you mention it... I cannot recall when was the last time I've heard the word "masculinity" without it having a negative connotation. Hell, I cannot recall when was the last time I've heard it without the adjective "toxic" before it... Before reading your comment, I guess the last time I had heard this word not being used in a negative way so many years ago I've completely forgotten it.
@kimmeeb
@kimmeeb 17 күн бұрын
Agreed. I called it in the first five minutes and made about $50 off my friends in bets. I called it cause he was a white, attractive, intelligent male that was portrayed as being Galadriel’s equal. Yeah, knowing these writers, he’s Sauron lmao
@AzguardMike
@AzguardMike 17 күн бұрын
@@genghiskhan6688 soo true. I've put on weight in recent years and decided to look around for a decent reviewed gym. Within hours of saying this, i had people i respect saying i was showing "far right, toxic masculinity vibes" for wanting to go to the gym. I think the only person whose not said it negatively was Drew McIntyre in his recent Masculinity 3 part show, where he tells guys its good to work out and be strong and have a drink away from women.
@i_am_ergo
@i_am_ergo 17 күн бұрын
I dunno man, I though Guyladriel was plenty masculine, and toxically so, in season one.
@steveroberts9222
@steveroberts9222 19 күн бұрын
LIttle one... do you often wonder why a turd sinks to the bottom, yet the smell rises to your nose?
@maxheadroom4659
@maxheadroom4659 18 күн бұрын
sh*t floats. that is how gayladriel swam across the ocean.
@TheBelrick
@TheBelrick 18 күн бұрын
So, question for our beloved due-ish overlords who made this series. Why was the arch villain Sauron also not diversified? Are you trying to make not diversified people synonymous with evil? Oy vey.
@AdolfoWWolf
@AdolfoWWolf 18 күн бұрын
That is actually better than the original quote :)
@lorenz8051
@lorenz8051 17 күн бұрын
@@maxheadroom4659 shit that floats is a sign there‘s something wrong with your digestive system
@maxheadroom4659
@maxheadroom4659 17 күн бұрын
@@lorenz8051 LOL better just to flush.
@SomeUnkindledAsh
@SomeUnkindledAsh 14 күн бұрын
The first time i saw a clip of the fight choreography i legit thought it was satire.
@frarsenal1799
@frarsenal1799 9 күн бұрын
In fairness to the over the top elf antics you pointed about about flipping around etc; the elf lords could stand up to maiar like Balrogs and even Sauron himself. The elves of a certain class were kinda superhuman, same with the Numenorians; so impressive athletic feats to rival or surpass Captain America is probably to be expected if you wanted to punch up the action.
@greenwoodorganics4681
@greenwoodorganics4681 7 күн бұрын
when i have a ranged weapon i always start my attack with an epic twirling backflip towards the enemy
@steadfast1448
@steadfast1448 20 күн бұрын
"People don't hate strong women, they hate bad writing" -Some guy
@polluxen8515
@polluxen8515 20 күн бұрын
Strong written women are hard to make it seems, so here's another Carol Danvers and a tanned rapunzel clone for you 🎁
@kicknowledgesmith8608
@kicknowledgesmith8608 20 күн бұрын
@@polluxen8515 yup and Carol Danvers is a rip off of Kara Daners aka Supergirl.
@AltairEgo1
@AltairEgo1 20 күн бұрын
Sarah Conner was strong woman done right.
@kicknowledgesmith8608
@kicknowledgesmith8608 20 күн бұрын
@@AltairEgo1 She was kind of a girl boss also, just written better.
@nathanfisher9794
@nathanfisher9794 20 күн бұрын
Master Samwise
@eightysea3780
@eightysea3780 18 күн бұрын
When Galadriel said "“It’s 106 miles to Rivendell, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark... and we’re wearing elf wigs.” Brings a tear to my eye.
@mriii4358
@mriii4358 18 күн бұрын
I need more Blues Brothers references.
@manofthetombs
@manofthetombs 17 күн бұрын
lol! Excellent!
@mattp6089
@mattp6089 17 күн бұрын
Hit it.
@bungersinyourarea
@bungersinyourarea 17 күн бұрын
"we're on a mission from the valar."
@Everthus4
@Everthus4 17 күн бұрын
"no, ma'am, we are elves" You dont find glorious Blues Brothers references very often, thank you.
@TKJoyRide
@TKJoyRide 17 күн бұрын
Gratz on 2M Critical Drinker, I've been with you since you had like 10k subs :D
@LauraTheRed
@LauraTheRed 20 күн бұрын
God bless you for sacrificing hours of your life to watch this garbage so we don't have to. You're a hero of the people, Drinker. 🍻
@heluvab
@heluvab 20 күн бұрын
Part 2: Euphoria kzfaq.info/get/bejne/sLZ3ltWTmsW-iJc.html
@charylliss3741
@charylliss3741 20 күн бұрын
💯
@chriskoschik391
@chriskoschik391 20 күн бұрын
2M subscribers. So, yeah. Not EXACTLY a community service
@northernbloke6787
@northernbloke6787 20 күн бұрын
I mean we don't watch this shit so he could probably just not watch and blag his way through.
@1destined
@1destined 20 күн бұрын
Amen to that!
@TheWarmachine375
@TheWarmachine375 20 күн бұрын
Rings of Power: *gets Season 2* Everyone: "HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?!"
@MiguelNdiweni
@MiguelNdiweni 20 күн бұрын
SpongeBob reference 😂😂😂
@heluvab
@heluvab 20 күн бұрын
Ал
@Ryak84
@Ryak84 18 күн бұрын
0:42 Easy; My favorite part was the galadriel prison "breakout" scene...
@SantiVozz
@SantiVozz 18 күн бұрын
Sauron: "I have, in fact, worn wigs"
@TomBombadil123
@TomBombadil123 5 күн бұрын
"Have you worn wigs? Will wear wigs? When will you wear wigs?"
@cameronmcguire5025
@cameronmcguire5025 19 күн бұрын
Sauron enters Galadriel: Sauron? *Puts on a wig* Galadriel: PERRY THE SAURON!
@Alberto-wu1mj
@Alberto-wu1mj 18 күн бұрын
This comment made me cackle.?
@FZMello
@FZMello 15 күн бұрын
There's a Maiar controlling me!
@Mr_Bones.
@Mr_Bones. 20 күн бұрын
I got goosebumps when Guyladriel said "Sauron was wearing wigs in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching Rings right before she died"
@Lonovavir
@Lonovavir 20 күн бұрын
My grandmother told me I don't care what they tell you in school Galadriel was always a Starfleet officer with Mistborn abilities.
@Novastar.SaberCombat
@Novastar.SaberCombat 20 күн бұрын
"When will you wear wigs?" --Dom
@ChaoticFrost_
@ChaoticFrost_ 15 күн бұрын
What Amazon should've done was had Peter Jackson involved with the project instead of ghosting him in the beginning. Imagine how more of an epic it would've been.
@animationengineer-ye4zf
@animationengineer-ye4zf 18 күн бұрын
🇨🇦 If entertainment studios wanted us to hate them since the 2010s, they must need help or our own new network & studios.
@chainsawlizard9528
@chainsawlizard9528 20 күн бұрын
The thing about Galadirel is that she didn't even need to be ripped apart like this to be a powerful female character, or a morally questionable hero. In the ACTUAL canon of Tolkien's Legendarium, Galadriel goes to Middle Earth in pursuit of her desires to rule a land of her own. This was denounced by the Valar (the gods) and she was banned from sailing home until later after Morgoth was defeated. They didn't NEED to make her mean and arrogant because she had other flaws they could have used. They had a character whose original motives were questionable at best, and turned her into a warmongering narcissistic sociopath.
@user-jn4fx7fq3f
@user-jn4fx7fq3f 20 күн бұрын
Many says that writers of this shit just turn her into Fёanor. And i tend to agree. Except, you know.... Fёanor actually well written (morally questionable) character created by talented man who know what the fuck he is doing and Guyladriel is just pure cringe.
@willydawiller
@willydawiller 20 күн бұрын
@@user-jn4fx7fq3f Galadriel absolutely should be an insufferable high and mighty person as all children of Feanor, but it seems they want her to be a hero instead
@RetroProg
@RetroProg 20 күн бұрын
I think you are under the misconception that the show-runners actually read any of Tolkiens works. They are FAR superior writters then that old Inglish guy and there stuff is far gooder than his.
@danieldickson8591
@danieldickson8591 20 күн бұрын
Feanor was indeed mighty, as well as arrogant, selfish, and cocksure. But these were not heroic qualities. They got him killed, and brought ruin to his family and all his people. To the extent Galadriel was like that in her youth, they could have shown her learning that hard lesson, thus becoming who she is in LOTR. But the ROP writers seem to think those qualities should be celebrated.
@princecharon
@princecharon 20 күн бұрын
They needed her to be 'more relatable' to the writers, producers, et al (who are the *real* target audience of so many modern shows and films), so they gave her qualities that they see or imagine in themselves.
@SebastianMartinez-oe8vj
@SebastianMartinez-oe8vj 20 күн бұрын
I'm just so tired of it all. It just feels like Hollywood is saying "Everything you once enjoyed shall be fouled."
@Grubnar
@Grubnar 20 күн бұрын
"We must destroy the old world, so we can replace it with our new world!" - Every communist ever.
@Hero_Of_Old
@Hero_Of_Old 20 күн бұрын
Yeah. Thats the idea.
@nyetzdyec3391
@nyetzdyec3391 20 күн бұрын
Intersectional feminists...
@rossegan7034
@rossegan7034 20 күн бұрын
Everything that had straight white males as the heros
@vilelive
@vilelive 20 күн бұрын
What's doing the fouling? Or, rather, what's the motive in the fouling?
@vortexmdk6776
@vortexmdk6776 18 күн бұрын
All female directing team… Because women know what men want, and the ladies flock to watch this kind of stuff 👍🏻
@khfan4life365
@khfan4life365 17 күн бұрын
The fact that HBO released the House of the Dragon season 2 trailer on the same day as Amazon released their trailer just highlights how poorly-made Amazon’s show is compared to HBO’s.
@jamman-th7zu
@jamman-th7zu 20 күн бұрын
They really can’t take a hint that people dont want this shit
@ephraimwinslow
@ephraimwinslow 20 күн бұрын
Dude, it's not an accident. It's a Schitt test.
@TaoScribble
@TaoScribble 20 күн бұрын
They already paid for it ahead of time, so they're kinda screwed. XD
@jessejames8900
@jessejames8900 20 күн бұрын
Money laundering scheme.
@TheReaLcatniP
@TheReaLcatniP 20 күн бұрын
I think it's on purpose. Destroy culture, make people turn away from their beloved stories. Divide to conquer.
@kicknowledgesmith8608
@kicknowledgesmith8608 20 күн бұрын
but it's money to be made on both sides from this stuff. The media and the people making tons from the "We got to fight back army", both sides are in on this together. both sides are about feminism and alphabet these days.
@EvilDoresh
@EvilDoresh 20 күн бұрын
The Rings of Power, Season 2: White Elves Can't Jump
@Matthew10950
@Matthew10950 20 күн бұрын
Rings of power season 2: DEI Boogaloo
@poiuyt975
@poiuyt975 20 күн бұрын
Good one! :D
@davidmorgan1038
@davidmorgan1038 14 күн бұрын
CRUSHING those interviews drinker…
@SirBlackReeds
@SirBlackReeds 15 күн бұрын
🎵Here we go, just one more time🎵 🎵And everybody's feeling fine, here we go now🎵 🎵(Here we go, whoa, yeah)🎵 🎵If you want to party with us🎵 🎵Just feel free and feel the rhythm, here we go now🎵 🎵(Here we go, oh, whoa)🎵
@RepublicOfBridger
@RepublicOfBridger 20 күн бұрын
I thought this show had an international ban after certain nations were caught using it for torture on prisoners.
@MaryRohwer
@MaryRohwer 20 күн бұрын
Those poor souls crying out, "Make it stop".....Some things are just too cruel.
@Vito_Tuxedo
@Vito_Tuxedo 19 күн бұрын
3:08 - "...when Hollywood purposely excludes half the population in the name of inclusion." Fucking brilliant! 😎
@JulitoAgapito
@JulitoAgapito 18 күн бұрын
Looking for this! Basically Hollywood nowadays in a nutshell
@donutarmageddon7975
@donutarmageddon7975 16 сағат бұрын
There was a loud roaring sound, & all my windows blew outward. Anything under 10 pounds was sucked out & away. The suction was tremendous. I thought it was a tornado. But it was the coming of Rings of Pewter season 2!
@pandemicwarfare4288
@pandemicwarfare4288 18 күн бұрын
Bring it down! Bring it down! Bring it down! - King Théoden
@bigfudge2031
@bigfudge2031 20 күн бұрын
The funniest thing is that I searched for the "Rings of Power season 2 trailer" on KZfaq and it suggested the House of the Dragon season 2 trailer before Rings of Power ironically.
@benmiles00
@benmiles00 19 күн бұрын
haha. Real gigachad move by someone at HBO for sure.
@poncho9587
@poncho9587 20 күн бұрын
The fact that House of the Dragon dropped their season 2 trailer right after Rings of Power did make it clear that they were absolutely waiting for that trailer to drop to capitalize on fans throwing shade at Rings of Power.
@jonathanferguson7791
@jonathanferguson7791 20 күн бұрын
You know what I was so nervous to try HOD after GOT's later seasons and I was so pleasantly surprised. I'm very excited.
@aidenpearse2940
@aidenpearse2940 20 күн бұрын
@@jonathanferguson7791 it's because GOT's last season has nothing to do with Martin's work, contrary to HoD where martin is involved in the project.
@jonathanferguson7791
@jonathanferguson7791 20 күн бұрын
@@aidenpearse2940 ....Appreciate the solidarity but I'm tracking bb :P
@mad2403
@mad2403 20 күн бұрын
it was a petty yet brilliant marketing strategy, well done HBO
@IronFreakV
@IronFreakV 20 күн бұрын
Checked the offical trailer now and iot's already at 300k dislikes - but for once they didn't turn the comments off, and they're absolutely gold Edit: I watched the HoD S2 trailer just now - and HBO 100% knew what they were doing with this timing, response overwhelmingly positive
@OwensboroMusicMan07
@OwensboroMusicMan07 18 күн бұрын
It funny how Amazon has funneled all that money, yet couldn't give anymore towards The Expanse, a show that actually had a great story to tell. I'm still waiting for adaptations of the last three books.
@eadrsufugr4875
@eadrsufugr4875 18 күн бұрын
ON POINT!
@juncando
@juncando 18 күн бұрын
I predicted the whole franchise when it was announced. And I was attacked by the woke. The only thing I got wrong was the lesbian elves.
@Mitsoxfan
@Mitsoxfan 19 күн бұрын
In the immortal words of John Hurt in Spaceballs: "Oh no. Not again."
@All2Meme
@All2Meme 19 күн бұрын
Ah, but they didn't say what "rings" they were talking about, did they?
@craigkrum950
@craigkrum950 18 күн бұрын
I seem to recall a pot of petunias making the same observation....
@princessozmaofoz5242
@princessozmaofoz5242 18 күн бұрын
You're a legend for quoting that movie 👍
@marniesutton9553
@marniesutton9553 19 күн бұрын
"You know what they say: Evil doesn't rest; it waits." GOLD!
@AltoStratusX1
@AltoStratusX1 18 күн бұрын
No you're thinking of Chuck Norris
@mak3m3u9
@mak3m3u9 18 күн бұрын
Dude, you're such a delight to listen to. You had me cracking up.
@jackryan4973
@jackryan4973 15 күн бұрын
When you told me to go away at the end of the video I was so happy I subscribed. THANK YOU for not being generic. I might even watch your adds 😂
@itssharktime6560
@itssharktime6560 20 күн бұрын
As Einstein said: " The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."
@JadeRunner
@JadeRunner 20 күн бұрын
Ironically, Einstein supported Communism...🤷‍♂️
@Novastar.SaberCombat
@Novastar.SaberCombat 20 күн бұрын
And yet, people keep comin' back for MORE jankety jank. That, instead of supporting intelligent writing from independent creators who actually know how dramatic structure, character archetypes, and thematic underpinnings are truly MEANT to be during proper storytelling. 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨ "Before I start, I must see my end. Destination known, my mind's journey now begins. Upon my chariot, heart and soul's fate revealed. In time, all points converge, hope's strength resteeled. But to earn final peace at the universe's endless refrain, we must see all in nothingness... before we start again." 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨ --Diamond Dragons (book I)
@Durzo1259
@Durzo1259 20 күн бұрын
They prioritized DEI over hiring quality writers. For the writers they hired, this is the very best they can turn out and as long as they live in their bubble, they believe they're doing a great job. As for Amazon itself, if THE MESSAGE results in plummeting quality, that just means it'll take time for society to wake up and embrace the one true faith.
@secretname2670
@secretname2670 20 күн бұрын
oh yea I remember him, the dude from far cry 3
@ephraimwinslow
@ephraimwinslow 20 күн бұрын
Devout catholic man's love letter to Abrahamic aesops and european folklore turned into paint-by-numbers modern sermonizing about DEI. Said man rotates at 70 RPM in his grave, and continues to accelerate. More at 10 PM.
@GeraltofRivia22
@GeraltofRivia22 20 күн бұрын
A masterwork made to be a mythology for England turned into globalist slop.
@RicardoSantos-oz3uj
@RicardoSantos-oz3uj 19 күн бұрын
And they say perpetual motion doesn't exist.
@glowmentor
@glowmentor 13 күн бұрын
The black elves and the white orcs...🤦‍♂️ 4:39
@ehd.f4269
@ehd.f4269 18 сағат бұрын
Tolkien hated allegory, so them using it to expand on his work is on its own a declaration of war with the fanbase.
@anthonymcgrath
@anthonymcgrath 19 күн бұрын
"for they were all of them decieved... for another wig was made" that comment absolutely killed me 😂😂😂
@obsidianmotion6432
@obsidianmotion6432 20 күн бұрын
''How the fuck do you just explode out of a stationary wagon like this?'' Thank you for making me laugh today. That line was crafted better than all of season 1.
@aarontaylor1688
@aarontaylor1688 20 күн бұрын
He was yeeted by "The Message."
@vilelive
@vilelive 20 күн бұрын
That's what gets you wet? A passing statement of disbelief?
@iananderson1901
@iananderson1901 20 күн бұрын
Blegolas doesn't adhere to physics
@OvalRock
@OvalRock 19 күн бұрын
He came out arse first. An unusual combat move.
@MrLittlelogo
@MrLittlelogo 19 күн бұрын
He was trained by Palpatine in Star wars episode 3.
@-MakeItGood-
@-MakeItGood- 17 күн бұрын
Hollywood has done me a huge favor. Tv, movies and media in general is life wasting and worthless. I don’t watch tv anymore at all and only watch an old movie once in a while.
@charongold6532
@charongold6532 18 күн бұрын
I'm just going to pretend that this show does not even exists as true Tolkien adaption and continue watching LOTR as if this shit never was... Now believe that my dear drinker.
@guilherme5094
@guilherme5094 20 күн бұрын
The worst part is seeing these people putting themselves on the same level and above Tolkien himself. Pure arrogance.
@TheReaLcatniP
@TheReaLcatniP 20 күн бұрын
They're not even worthy of holding his chamberpot. Slimy creatures.
@nyetzdyec3391
@nyetzdyec3391 20 күн бұрын
IMO, it's not arrogance... it's the evidence (proof) of how *little* they understand the original material. They comprehend the words and such... but have *zero* grasp of the underlying themes... like the reason that a *man* would give his life for a brother in arms... because none of *them* would make that decision. It's the reason that their attempts to create an Ellen Ripley or Sarah Connor turn out like Rey or Guyladriel.
@RicardoSantos-oz3uj
@RicardoSantos-oz3uj 19 күн бұрын
Specially since it took Tolkien decades to finish his work. Due to a small intermission between the first book and the 2nd one (WW2). Best writers live first, then, at old age, write. That way their fantasy is believable.
@randomscribblings7192
@randomscribblings7192 20 күн бұрын
I searched Rings of Power Season 2 and the Drinker is at the top. The universe knows what I want.
@harryjamessmithmusic7762
@harryjamessmithmusic7762 16 күн бұрын
Thanks to Amazon, Peter Jackson's films look like even more brilliant now comparing to this.
@EmperorCaligula_EC
@EmperorCaligula_EC 18 күн бұрын
Btw the tower in snow is not Bard-Dur. It is the snow fortess from the 1st season where Galadriel and her crew found some ancient trails. It is probably something far in the north.
@SuperBjw88
@SuperBjw88 19 күн бұрын
"for all of them were deceived for another wig was made" - saw this and im dying 😂
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