They did what? - Pets | Best of r/HFY | 1924 | Human are Space Orcs

They did what? - Pets | Best of r/HFY | 1924 | Human are Space Orcs | DeathWorlders are OP

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00:00 Intro
00:06 They did what? - Pets
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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@silvadelshaladin Жыл бұрын

Does anyone else find it humorous that one of the best narrators is a squirrel, and one of the best HFY writers is a platypus?

@t.j.cornett7495 Жыл бұрын

Pondering such things puts me in mind of foamy and perry.

@BrunoMaricFromZagreb Жыл бұрын

@@t.j.cornett7495 Foamy?

@BrunoMaricFromZagreb Жыл бұрын

Who's the platypus you're reffering to? This author is called "Intellectualgruff".

@silvadelshaladin Жыл бұрын

@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb Platypus is perilousplatypus.

@johnnyboy1175 Жыл бұрын

So that's where perry the platypus goes. Lol

@randolphphillips3104 Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that at least half of the people mauled to death by lions and tigers had the same last words (or local equivalents): "Here, kitty, kitty!"

@insanecrazyman7637 Жыл бұрын

If not friend, why friend shaped?

@chriscompton3228 Жыл бұрын

Siegfried and Roy have entered the chat room. Roy has left the chatroom.

@jeanannd 11 ай бұрын

Lions and tigers apparently are safer then the Greekles.

@Kualinar 11 ай бұрын

Then, pet hyenas.

@calvingreene90 Жыл бұрын

Human pets: dangerous but adorable.

@xxXXRAPXXxx Жыл бұрын

They WILL become pets. It will take some time but they WILL become pets. In a few hundred years of selective breeding or genetic manipulation in a lab they will become as docile as any tiger..... well its something i guess.

@VadulTharys Жыл бұрын

LOL and Tigers are soooo docile

@Nyghtking Жыл бұрын

@@VadulTharys they're talking about cats.

@usernamealreadytaken9330 Жыл бұрын

@@Nyghtking Tigers are just a big cat.

@elmodelo101 Жыл бұрын

Some Mexican's cartel leaders have tigers pets.

@xxXXRAPXXxx Жыл бұрын

@@VadulTharys Well more than those creatures as some people have tigers as pets.

@robertstoneking7916 Жыл бұрын

This may be a perfect predator for humans. Extremely cute with teeth in and rapidly lethal with teeth out. We'd probably be holding it to neck or face when it flips.

@mikethurman3147 Жыл бұрын

How the heck does Agro only have 50k ish subscribers? The skill, the sheer volume of output, the beauty and skill of the accompanying piscene performers..... The list goes on. Can anyone answer?

@trevorthieme5157 Жыл бұрын

The fuckall uselessness of the youtube algorithm!

@GR3YD3ATH Жыл бұрын

Ancient Earth: but mommy it's so adorable, baby saber tooth tiger, can we keep it? ...10,000 year later we have Garfield.

@randolphphillips3104 Жыл бұрын

Nope, cats domesticated US, not the other way around.

@holey5065 Жыл бұрын

Half truth, the other half is this: H: looks like this cat is eating the rats, ill keep it C: Yes, keep me here! In ten thousand years you will be our servants! 10000 years later D.C (Descendant of Cat): Meowuuuuu! I want food! Gimme, gimme! D.H: Here, kitty-kitty, have the tasty treat.

@GR3YD3ATH Жыл бұрын

@@randolphphillips3104 they let us think we adopted them cause they liked the food. 😂

@kleinjahr Жыл бұрын

So, tribbles on steroids.

@angrydragonslayer Жыл бұрын

Probably

@kireta21 Жыл бұрын

or Critters

@brennanlangless8912 Жыл бұрын

A mixture between the Star Trek tribbles and the Harry Potter pigmy puff and the LANGOLIERS

@TheLastGarou Жыл бұрын

I was thinking more along the lines of Fizgig or Critters, but psychotic Tribbles is a good image too.

@brennanlangless8912 Жыл бұрын

@@TheLastGarouI went with the langolier monsters mostly because they do the same ( eating everything)

@pauln6917 9 ай бұрын

The "Humans are fragile" and "Never trust your Human" stories from HFY are good fodder too.

@MyrdinAnnoth Жыл бұрын

Thank you for another fun video. Ever since I somehow stumbled upon your channel I`ve been binge watching these for the past 3 days nonstop haha :D Some of the older ones that dont have a text following up your narration are more difficult for a non native english speaker to follow, but there is plenty of others to make up for it. Consider me a subscriber!

@kmkbedsr7 Жыл бұрын

I feel extremely lucky that i stumbled across his channel knowing how youtube works.

@emilschw8924 8 ай бұрын

Now I want a Greekle. I am pretty sure it can be trained as a good guard dog. *CHOMP* urk urk urk urk

@kashkara_8943 Жыл бұрын

*sacrafices a 256k modem to the algorithm*

@Gilhelmi Жыл бұрын

Sacrifice not accepted because the algorithm has no use for a modem that old.

@TheLastGarou Жыл бұрын

...I can still hear the screams. 😶

@oakenshadow6763 Жыл бұрын

Is cute, will tame. Is scary, will tame. Is fuzzy, spiky, smooth, rough. We will tame. Or die trying. >XD

@Kualinar 11 ай бұрын

Yes, human will make, or attempt to make, pretty much any animal into a pet, and then some. Some have spiders, scorpions and venomous snakes as pets after all.

@silvadelshaladin Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately common usage is a thing, and if everyone does something incorrectly, it becomes the correct thing, other than a few purists who use the deprecated meaning. An example is less vs fewer. Less is supposed to be used for things like salt, and fewer is supposed to be used for things like ping pong balls. I have less salt. I have fewer ping pong balls. So many people used this incorrectly, using less for everything that it became correct in common usage, and only people who are both over 45 and had a firm grasp of language use fewer anymore.

@AkGamerRo Жыл бұрын

Fewer is deprecated? I was taught "fewer for countables, less for uncountables". I'm 22 and this knowledge makes me feel way older.

@silvadelshaladin Жыл бұрын

@@AkGamerRo Yep, it feels wrong every time I see it "wrong." I like the word fewer.

@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH Жыл бұрын

Bless the Squerril Bless the Author

@mattbrown5511 9 ай бұрын

Customer service jobs will never change, apparently.

@Monster_Ink Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the narration! For the algorithm!

@RealArcalian Жыл бұрын

Greetings Mentlegent For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Overly optimistic or crazy. Yeah, sounds about right.

@smaragdwolf1 Жыл бұрын

the humans in this story are rather dumb xD We made Muzzles for Dogs, to prevent them from biting if they behave poorly. These Furballs here defintively need a muzzle until we figure out how to tame them. Or better said, since they seem to be ball-shaped, put them into a spheric cage, that they cant chew through and connect a leash to it.

@tyokabina2829 Жыл бұрын

Some relative of a fuzzle I presume

@wyrmshadow4374 Жыл бұрын

If not friend, why friend shaped?

@Morning_Dewdrop 3 ай бұрын

So basically the Greekle are Popoi from The Overpowered Newbie

@beingsneaky Жыл бұрын

i take it the last part was talking about Bull sh!t..

@WaverAlpha Жыл бұрын

Checks out

@subninja8069 4 ай бұрын

Well we also have this other saying "challenge accepted" or hold my beer

@Theminecraftian772 Жыл бұрын

Sooo, they're Protopets? Like from ratchet and clank 2? Small blue furry monsters that are adorable, but have too many teeth, generally evil, and eat everything?

@timothyswanson8773 Жыл бұрын

Just zap em with the helixomorph after freeing Fizzwidget from that broom closet.

@wilhelminamyers146 10 ай бұрын

I'm getting planet full of 626 fluffies, sans Leelo vibes...

@snidecommenter7117 8 ай бұрын

"It should not matter if many incorrect people say a thing that is wrong. The number of incorrect voices does not change the fact they are incorrect." I wonder if the author, writing a story, deliberately tried to inject a profound statement in to it.

@nairbvel 8 ай бұрын

My name isn't Talia but I could swear we have the same job... and the same customers.

@zacharyclapp1072 Жыл бұрын

Someone saw Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando

@BrunoMaricFromZagreb Жыл бұрын

"It should not matter if many incorrect people say a thing that is wrong.The number of incorrect voices does not change the fact they are incorrect." GOD,the amount of things that can be atributted to that sentence...Cigarettes not causing cancer,Napoleon being short,the existence of divinity,the belief z0ophilia or p3dophilia is normal,multiple genders,the way you shoukd treat laborers,pennies still being useful,our planet being flat...We are a very annoying organism.And I am sometimes ashamed to share this species with these morons.

@danielthompson6207 Жыл бұрын

Pets, food, beasts of burden; all the same to us.

@angrydragonslayer Жыл бұрын

Neat

@klappstock943 Жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

@tonyneal910 4 ай бұрын

🦁🐯🐻 Oh my!😄👍🐿

@zharpain Жыл бұрын

Does anyone else now wonder what a greekle would taste like?

@westcoaststacker569 Жыл бұрын

I am not picturing any meat, Just a rubber ball covered with fur on the outside and teeth when turned inside out. But that is just me....

@asandrewsilvaw Жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@wastehazey6468 3 ай бұрын

I want a greekle

@insanecrazyman7637 Жыл бұрын

Am... am I the only one that wants that animal excrement story too?

@wilhelminamyers146 10 ай бұрын

Nope, curiosity killing me also...

@jeanannd 11 ай бұрын

LOL, Okay it may be cute, but as it has no social interaction even with it's own kind, and EVERY attempt to make it a pet has caused injury or pain to those who tried.....maybe those people should try a spider - safer and they actually do seem to respond to love. ;) Poor lady, had a nice polite ET and then at the end gets another rude one. Ah, the way of life.