You Should NEVER Pee in This Spot. Here’s Why.

You Should NEVER Pee in This Spot. Here’s Why. | The Yard

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This week, the boys talk about the creator clash drama, unboxing knives in CSGO cases, and embarrassing stories from when they were younger... (Episode 89)
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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:33 - ludwig has been dodging slime
00:01:10 - juvee
00:03:02 - money laundering
00:04:15 - celebrating ludwig's victory from last episode (he did not win)
00:05:14 - ludwig broke edge?
00:06:50 - slime has to stop calling people this in the workplace
00:09:00 - the creator clash drama
00:15:37 - nick gets put on the spot in a valorant match
00:16:13 - mogul mail is destroying the pillars of journalism
00:18:34 - rocketmoney!
00:20:14 - twitter spaces exposed slime
00:21:04 - the twitter space dark web
00:23:06 - nsfw channel
00:24:00 - HR is getting involved
00:25:43 - the mogul moves beverage
00:26:41 - the olympics esports
00:27:53 - drinking juvee from the Glass Oil Burner
00:29:05 - ludwig is writing a song with other streamers
00:30:49 - the yard cypher 2023
00:32:03 - yan is bald
00:33:15 - nonces look like nonces
00:35:10 - guess the nonce
00:37:42 - how much to make nick break edge
00:38:45 - breaking crack edge
00:40:15 - ludwig hasn't fixed how he talks yet
00:40:49 - manscaped!
00:43:23 - are we mother?
00:45:05 - the boys were cracking csgo cases
00:46:26 - hasan opened cases because of the boys
00:50:54 - butterball
00:52:00 - slime name's one woman
00:53:48 - the boys guess the nonce
00:56:50 - the cheerio strategy
00:57:20 - where do you pee in the toilet
01:00:28 - nick use to pee in the bin
01:01:50 - sorry nicks mom
01:03:15 - factor!
01:05:08 - when the boys pissed the bed
01:10:18 - toilet coordinates
01:11:15 - the 2nd great aiden & ludwig debate
01:15:16 - shy bladder syndrome
01:16:39 - ludwig talks to Joe
01:20:21 - the adin ross clip
01:22:30 - kanye's new post
01:26:05 - how ludwig relates to each of the boys
01:29:30 - thanks for watching
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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@awesomejob2022 Жыл бұрын

I find it so unexpectedly wholesome how every dozen episodes slime discovers some new stan culture word or phrase and then proceeds to confidently misuse it at any opportunity he can find.

@jaredcostello9782 Жыл бұрын

Slime is so mother for that bestie

@traskforge Жыл бұрын

@@jaredcostello9782 swag out

@jestermaxxed Жыл бұрын

he's using it 100% correctly, he absolutely is mother

@grd3656 Жыл бұрын

0 00

@sammy8796 Жыл бұрын

hes such an old man its great

@computermash8542 Жыл бұрын

Aiden is mother by process of elimination but I think Slime has the most potential for mother-related camp.

@starfai Жыл бұрын

agreed

@lilachicky Жыл бұрын

exactly

@braedenwillingham855 Жыл бұрын

Don’t know what any of these words mean but speak your truth bro

@whydidytaddthis Жыл бұрын

@@braedenwillingham855 A true ally

@HeyLeFay Жыл бұрын

If Slime was also bisexual he'd be more mother than Aiden.

@NeujeuKonnen Жыл бұрын

"I think having sex with Slime is worse then crack addiction" - Falco, Nick - 2023

@Frredo Жыл бұрын

Than* but we get it still

@ninin11 Жыл бұрын

ludwig complaining about sexual harassment with slime and nick one minute and the next bullying nick into swallowing a drink from a crack pipe was beautiful

@SireLeone Жыл бұрын

Slime declaring himself as mother is insane. Lud is right, if ANYONE is mother it’s Aiden. Serving looks, always. The pink hair is giving Super Bass but ft Eminem.

@sp7028 Жыл бұрын

AND if we consult the 3rd volume of Slime's Valorant Digest (kzfaq.info/get/bejne/htGWYLV_npPDeZ8.html), he IS Marshall Mathers (around the 10m30s mark).

@sssydneyfree Жыл бұрын

ABSOLUTELY

@cameronharvey4746 Жыл бұрын

I think Aiden is clearly babygirl he doesnt have the power hes too weak.

@sipbil1057 Жыл бұрын

@@cameronharvey4746 I'm with you on this one. he's certainly serving but he's not mother. If anyone's mother it's Nick.

@spookyblack215 Жыл бұрын

Aiden is also a milf compared to them all, so lovable 😂

@houstonhicks6176 Жыл бұрын

I love that the recent ad reads are them trying to get slime to read whatever he’s supposed to, and slime is just being a creative genius.

@samt3412 Жыл бұрын

Slime is the biggest contributor to the pod's individuality, and nothing proves it more than the ad reads

@QuinnMiller Жыл бұрын

@@samt3412 slime doesn't carry the podcast, it's definitely shared well among the group, however slime *is* like the centerboard of their boat

@samt3412 Жыл бұрын

@@QuinnMiller he doesn't carry, but he's the best member. Personally, my ranking is Slime>Aiden>Lud>Nick

@sarahcarroll1068 Жыл бұрын

crazy episode for the 3% of female listeners- the peeing talk just went straight over my head

@crapple329 Жыл бұрын

i skipped half of this episode lol

@samt3412 Жыл бұрын

@crapple329 my fellow Yardigan friend told me this is a B tier episode and he was dead on

@taelib1425 Жыл бұрын

@@samt3412 no shot, clearly a P tier episode

@amosbilodeau8003 Жыл бұрын

@@samt3412 nah this ep was pretty good

@sniperplum47i8 Жыл бұрын

@@samt3412 every ep is so similar to me. Except for ones where someone is missing or the tier list ep

@gabk1400 Жыл бұрын

Insane that Ludwig thinks he won the Monaco argument when multiple geographers in the yard discord confirmed that Aiden was right

@goodgoshzilla Жыл бұрын

Incredible to learn that there are *multiple geographers* in the yard discord

@Christopher_Cole Жыл бұрын

17:00 Ludwig was actually 100% correct but misunderstood what “phishing” is. Phishing is the delivery method for malware, and malware is the attack itself. Linus had a spear phishing (targeted phishing) email that was loaded with malware that stole their “cookies” (simplified version). They used the “cookies” to trick KZfaq into gaining access to accounts without needing a password or two-factor code. Ludwig was very accurate and shouted out the Linus details that went into specifics of the situation. Great journalist!

@mediumchicago_pizza Жыл бұрын

ah yes i am also studying for my security +

@kirbyusbwarmer Жыл бұрын

@@mediumchicago_pizza defcon yard meetup

@ian562ADF52E Ай бұрын

@@mediumchicago_pizzaLMFAO (I test for the cysa in 2 days)

@SKULLKR3W Жыл бұрын

Nick spilling his drink on himself is so funny

@theminecraft4202 Жыл бұрын

effortlessly funny even

@burrsoup Жыл бұрын

time stamp?

@thecongadrums Жыл бұрын

Theres a DNA test where they can mathematically figure out which pair would have the best sex in a group. I feel like slime could benefit from this knowledge

@samuelkitching5880 Жыл бұрын

I have NEVER heard ANYONE talk about the piss bubbles. My game when I was a little lad was I imagined the bubbles as money and Mr. Krabs was happy when I made all the bubbles but then I always tried to pop as many of the bubbles, which infuriated him.kind of as a two phase game where i had to feel out halfway through my piss.

@KJuan Жыл бұрын

No chance anyone gets this info out of me

@slimewire Жыл бұрын

this is based

@samuelkitching5880 Жыл бұрын

@@slimewire you’re based ❤️

@samuelkitching5880 Жыл бұрын

@@slimewire lmk if you need a new metal guy. I got some connects in the copper industry

@bluewuppo Жыл бұрын

i reread this 5 times and still am lost. what does this mean

@mbabaneamputee7725 Жыл бұрын

My perosis story for you Slime: when I was 17 I was charged with usage of marijuana. The cops found 2 grams on my floorboards. I had 6 months of probation and a big ole fine. Every 2 weeks they’d call me in for a piss test. I stopped smoking but had suuch a hard pissing in that cup with the old dude staring over my shoulder. I’d come in bursting at the seams and it would take me 5 trips to the bathroom sometimes. When the stream would finally start I could’ve filled 3 cups.

@lilyuckyboi5802 Жыл бұрын

same thing. i had to get my lawyer to convince them to allow blood testing because i sat at the courthouse for 3 days and couldnt piss with old man probation officer staring at me.

@DuringDark Жыл бұрын

I hope you peed all over the outside of the -cop- cup for good measure

@kibblesnbits3174 Жыл бұрын

@@lilyuckyboi5802 Lol This was me in the Marine Corps 😂 We do random piss tests and my last unit did them almost every week but I've always been piss-shy. So it usually led with me drinking more than a gallon of water, timing the test perfectly so that the line is long enough that I have to piss, but not too long that it'll hurt too much. Worse times ever haha

@nyxx7813 8 ай бұрын

@@kibblesnbits3174 how many marines did you know on gear? jus curious cause gear is poppin off with the reserves (no suprise there just a bunch of heated angry wanna be soldiers just sitting on the sidelines stacking roid rage.) you all lick the same rubber to me so. You like ever commited hate crimes in the barracks or did hate crimes get committed onto you

@kibblesnbits3174 8 ай бұрын

@@nyxx7813 what? No hate crimes from what I experienced in 8 years. Plenty of barracks fights but that’s idiot young adults being drunk. As for deployments I did know a good amount of guys who were taking some sort of gear and then they stopped when they came back. That being said we were in deployments where we needed to perform. I never took PEDs but I don’t really blame people that did. It’s their body

@ryanbell6545 Жыл бұрын

I watched this episode right after watching the last episode, and so far, it is quite literally a continue conversation from the last podcast which I find is absolutely wild. It’s like a week didn’t happen for them this is awesome

@angrypenguin8 Жыл бұрын

absolutely loving aimens tomato hair this week. keep it up king

@TheMyrrdinEmrys Жыл бұрын

Mother is a term from drag/ballroom culture and it usually refers to the queen that takes you under her wing and mentors you. If there is a house system in your area, it will usually have a drag mother. When used casually to describe someone it can mean powerful, imposing, nurturing, iconic. So in short, none of y'all are Mother

@astralseason7608 Жыл бұрын

thank god someone actually explained this

@mediumchicago_pizza Жыл бұрын

lud pretty iconic, he kinda mother

@gwen6622 Жыл бұрын

that's not how stan twitter uses it though, it's basically the same as just calling a handsome older man "daddy", especially a celebrity. i'm not saying you're wrong about that term, but what you're saying is a different use that is unrelated in origin

@chancemoran4324 Жыл бұрын

@@gwen6622 not exactly unrelated in origin, more so an extension/evolution of the use of the word

@gwen6622 Жыл бұрын

@@chancemoran4324 well no, i dont think so. both uses come from the english word "mother" which means a female parent, of course. they both come from that, but are separate.

@Juice_plz Жыл бұрын

aiden gets funnier every episode i think

@amandalouise5716 Жыл бұрын

"YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SMELL CAR SEATS" 😂😂😂 OMFG NICK

@louisdesy310 Жыл бұрын

can't wait for the yard bevvies called "Mogul Malt", "Slime Soda", and the bevvy marketed to the military "Nick Napalm"

@OrcaSir Жыл бұрын

Mogul ale perhaps?

@bridgerparker4275 Ай бұрын

@@OrcaSiraimen ale

@urponator3399 Жыл бұрын

Don't they debate the dumbest topics ever like, every episode 😂

@RoyTheCyclops Жыл бұрын

there was a premium episode where they spent 40 minutes arguing about donuts, so yes definitely.

@cuddr710 Жыл бұрын

Now youre catching on

@totep4877 Жыл бұрын

@@RoyTheCyclops thats still my fav yard ep to day

@Tweak-uwu Жыл бұрын

@@RoyTheCyclops you mean the one where aimen gamen was calling a croissant a donut

@haydent.7884 Жыл бұрын

@@RoyTheCyclops which primo is that?

@Saket_Roy Жыл бұрын

This episode was so good, I mean Aiden's head was literally on fire.

@BluePlaysGames Жыл бұрын

Lud still not being able to hold that L from the last episode is hilarious.

@breeziemcfreezie Жыл бұрын

Slime's comment about Aiden having a baby toilet still may be one of the funniest and puzzlingly accurate things I've heard him say. He's so right and I have no idea why

@crazytexan711 Жыл бұрын

Nick's "are you fucking kidding me" got me so bad

@tersecwalsingham5778 Жыл бұрын

Very good episode. This podcast makes me laugh like nothing else. The chemistry and the constant 'yes, and..' mentality is so good and so natural. Aimen is mother.

@Abdiulue Жыл бұрын

Nick went crazy this episode 80% of what he said made me laugh.

@shadowslam947 Жыл бұрын

Been real sick this week, listening to a lot of old Yard eps so very happy to see a new one. Thanks Aimen.

@hatake1141 Жыл бұрын

noteb r😅

@storm_osrs Жыл бұрын

Still waiting for Nick to explain why zipper 2 thought slime is cringe

@DawnSRC Жыл бұрын

They’re finally discussing the most important topic, thank god.

@Phale Жыл бұрын

When they were taking about how Aiden still uses his training potty at 1:09:27 I was imagining him sitting down on it looking like Waluigi in Mario Kart... Like a lil grasshopper

@IamLcky Жыл бұрын

It's insane that Aimen is the only person who uses a urinal right

@gabrielhicks8043 Жыл бұрын

I have no idea how the others are getting splashback. I don't even aim, I just stand super close and just let it droop and that works fine, are they standing like 3 feet away or something?

@bbl69420 Жыл бұрын

@@gabrielhicks8043 You have a weak ass stream my dude.

@Aru_Violet354 Жыл бұрын

I had shy bladder syndrome in middle and high school. I could have a painfully full bladder and still not be able to pee from someone being in there or the fear of someone coming in, I’d have to sit there for 15 minutes to even get something out. It improved in high school because I was able to go during classes or just when I knew nobody would be there, but even then it was hard. I had to wait for the last possible second so that I didn’t spend too much time, and so I got really good at holding it for hours and hours. It’s really weird because even if you don’t feel actual anxiety at the time it may still just not come out. In really desperate situations I found that sometimes giving yourself a pep talk and really really focusing on it while pressing under your stomach so you aren’t thinking about other people helped get at least some out.

@handsum6676 Жыл бұрын

aiden should do a Gekko cosplay

@valen5188 Жыл бұрын

wait that's perfect

@bluewuppo Жыл бұрын

and slime would be his little wingman

@zook2036 Жыл бұрын

"it's giving ate" will forever be one of my favorite quotes from the pod

@nscion7880 10 ай бұрын

Thanks to the sponsors for allowing entertaining ad spots that I actually watch.

@danielisraeli4613 Жыл бұрын

Slime with new hard evidence of him being a true genius 44:27 really proves his genius can't be beaten by any other member of the yard. Slime is truly the one true god of both the world and the podcast since there is no one that can come up with such solid reasoning

@playapiano666 Жыл бұрын

I gotta respect Ludwig's commitment to trying to sound right even when he's wrong on every level.

@furbyfizz6921 Жыл бұрын

As a queer yardigan, yes, slime is mother. mother bear

@grmlnbstrd Жыл бұрын

"mother" specifically comes from black/hispanic queer culture, it's ballroom slang

@Marlborojr Жыл бұрын

That ending was both insane and an Aimen W

@DeepMeaningfulName883 Жыл бұрын

40 seconds in, their best ep yet

@ralual Жыл бұрын

Getting hit with a happy upbeat ad IMMEDIATELY after 1:20:10 "no she drowned" is BEST comedic timing ever

@xmhcix5310 Ай бұрын

the mothering segment and the continuation of it later literally had me cracking up. i listened to this ep on audio first but it's so much funnier watching it

@TheGoldenPorsches Жыл бұрын

To be honest I felt so reassured when lud talked bout shitting sitting directly on the porcelain. I love it this way, and I'll never change. Keep on!

@IansPoorChoices Жыл бұрын

Oh my lord lud is insane for sitting on the porcelain

@awakerdegree2664 Жыл бұрын

FYI people have done market manipulation with skins or other things on steam,. Steam has internal alerts to sketchy actions that resemble market manipulation and will review it and potential suspend/ban you from the platform

@parkerj5716 Жыл бұрын

Slime positioned the beanie perfectly to make his head look like and egg and I love it.

@hdawgboo Жыл бұрын

Nothings changed.. I love it

@simrandrogyny Жыл бұрын

this “pussy boy” arc is fascinating to me (especially as a trans guy). sometimes you use it as an insult? sometimes it’s not? I also literally forget the origins of it. slime is beating it into the ground at this point lmao.

@kraztar Жыл бұрын

Slime is actually so relatable that story abt making the most bubbles, my man

@nblmelon Жыл бұрын

As someone who has never stood to piss, I learned so much this episode.

@lunlapine Жыл бұрын

aiden before his haircut was baby girl, after the haircut he’s mother.

@AdThe1st Жыл бұрын

This podcast is too perfect I love it

@jacoblunchbox9499 Жыл бұрын

that thumbnail is very accurate, i thought i was the only one with that knowledge

@OfficialOcDzn Жыл бұрын

the yard beverage would be soooo good as a lemonade or smth like from the yard sale

@fletcher8263 Жыл бұрын

aiden hits the random character customization button every ep

@treeseasontree1043 Жыл бұрын

just to clarify something and nothing against the boys i just want to tell everyone where the term mother comes from. it’s apart of ballroom culture and black queer culture. the term mother refers to the mother of a house in a ballroom setting and calling something “mother” started there. house mothers are chosen members of the houses who represent and sort of mentor them. it was just recently picked up by stan culture this past year but has been around for decades. if anything here is wrong feel free to correct me!

@theesalad Жыл бұрын

Yard is thee goat, love the content

@ItsPatBoys Жыл бұрын

only podcast I can enjoy an ad read

@jrdnanitsua Жыл бұрын

Me and Slime do the same washroom thing and would try to make as many layers of foam as I could and hitting the water with as much force made the most bubbles everytime, glad to hear I'm not alone 🎉

@ogmango2457 Жыл бұрын

such a good ep, just started it

@capriciousstudent Жыл бұрын

Patreon goal for Gummy’d Up Nick

@harrykodetincs2460 Жыл бұрын

This might be my top 3 favourite episode

@themillenniumshadow Жыл бұрын

does ludwig just never hear what aidens actually saying i swear to god he repeats the same point but slower and everytime ludwig just suprise pikachu faces and goes "thats not what you said" LMAO its too funny

@ninin11 Жыл бұрын

man i just noticed how nice the lighting looks

@TheFabledOtaku Жыл бұрын

Something about ludwig saying "Mogul Mails cooking" never ceases to make me laugh a little.

@bunniey3290 Жыл бұрын

The Yard is the only podcast I can't skip past the ads, just too good. sponsors truly getting their moneys worth

@Lynkah Жыл бұрын

I for one would love to be non-traumatically missionaried by Slime!

@jackanderson-hh1lt Жыл бұрын

im telling you right now nothing turned my head faster than seeing the formula to pissing standing up in the thumbnail

@DimitriWithLemon Жыл бұрын

Aimen's last joke of the pod was great 😂 My hero 🍁

@SlammerFr Жыл бұрын

cheerio training method is one of my earliest memories and ive been a stellar gamer ever since

@juanaolg Жыл бұрын

That's an insane title and thumbnail for a podcast

@miskeenamina Жыл бұрын

the mother topic was so out of nowhere i started cry laughing on the bus.

@BigHogLog Жыл бұрын

Slime discovering mother the best thing since slime discovering snatched

@SpookyPandaBoi Жыл бұрын

I love that at the very end of the Factor read ( 1:05:00 ) you can faintly hear what sounds like "It was bad" coming from Zipper. I'm not 100% sure but if it is, ZIpper needs a mic so he can chime in every once in a while cause that was funny. Even Zipper was clowning on Slime's freestyle.

@graindeath Жыл бұрын

i have no evidence for this but i feel like it was aiden stretching away from the mic and saying it

@flysniffer6112 Жыл бұрын

the yard drinking game: (add more in replys cause i couldnt think of many) take a shot when... `slime says "youre an asshole and heres why" +1 more shot if someone stopps him from explaining `if theres a conversation about ludwig being emotionless `shot per sponsorship `shot if sponsorship has arguing about slime or aiden taking a bit too far for a sponsorship(the company is strict and a tad cringe) `drama convo lasts more than 10 mins

@RobaGuy Жыл бұрын

Love this ep, watched the whole thing

@wally3083 Жыл бұрын

Adin just losing it at 42:07 at Slime's ridiculous question gets me

@coliver106 Жыл бұрын

the yard might have the best ad reads ever

@SkateboardGee Жыл бұрын

@44:26 is the reason why this podcast is my favorite podcast lmfao! Who in the hell would end up where Slime ended up going?!? Lol it was factual then just goes in the funniest direction 😂

@ikosahelix9342 Жыл бұрын

So many killer ep 100 ideas in this one boys

@hiimtravis2841 Жыл бұрын

Aimen looks like if Scott Wieland was a philosophy major in this episode and I'm here for it.

@lllBarneslll Жыл бұрын

Nick is 1000% right about the pissing on porcelain thing. Pissing in the silent zone causes unseen floor and shower curtain splash back. Aiden and the other two are crazy for that

@selchipp Жыл бұрын

GOATED rocket money ad read

@dominoot2652 Жыл бұрын

This one is a top 5 episode

@Seruphin Жыл бұрын

I did see some of a documentary about Paruresis on tv and they go through like stages of group training, like they start with peeing in the stall but keep the door open haha

@ninin11 Жыл бұрын

aiden’s serving with that pink hair