who ever takes the time to make this TIHYDP deserves a thousand years of happiness.

Wasted 3 times, busted one time and 4 mission failures in the first four Ken Rosenberg-missons. Thats exceptionally bad.

1:38:10 you got to be kidding me. He did it again twice since 6 years?

1:57:26 "This game is glitched! Destroy the boats? I seriously didn't know to do that." Instructions right on the screen. Bugged retina and reading comprehension mechanics.

His cutscene reactions "Uh-uh" "Ugh". Jesus xDD

Played these games 100 times and still refuses to use drive by shooting to deal with cars on the move, making simple chase missions last forever. I'll never forget when DSP chased Jizzy in GTA San Andreas from San Fierro all the way to Mt. Chiliad lol.

51:39 - Got me good. I legit thought that was Phil saying that. That, along with Phil's stupidity, and failure to notice that he had a 1-Star wanted level. I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks!

1:38:13 Sums up Phil’s gaming career Forever failing, always to be bad.

Phil cares only about finishing the game as fast as possible and makes no effort to just relax and explore the map. As a result, he has no idea where the save points (and garages) are, where the regular vehicle spawns are, where weapon spawns are, no idea of how to travel faster off the main roads, no idea where healing and body armor pickups are, doesn't find hardly any hidden packages (thus depriving him of both money and, more importantly, armor/weapon/vehicle spawns at his safe houses to help restock him when he constantly fails missions), he never does the bonus side missions (and thus misses out on gaining infinite sprint, immunity to fire, and max health/body armor upgrades)...and then has the audacity to bawwwww when he's woefully unprepared for missions. What would he prefer, that the game respawn him with 1000 health and body armor and an armory of weapons? To anyone who's never played Vice City - there's fucktons of weapons, vehicles, save points, and money all over the map. You just have to, you know, actually look for them.

1:38:11 Old Phil had so much more soul...

"This map is confusing" It's really not Phil, you just don't know how to pause and look at the map screen and learn the layout of the game, you don't care about the game enough to get a basic idea of the layout and all you want to do is complain about how there's no big arrow pointing the way. Yeah, GTA IV is nice having a GPS but come on, Vice City is one of the most straightforward and simple maps of the PS2 era, next to GTA 3 which only seems worse because there's no in game map, essentially forcing you to memorize the whole layout of it

"I don't know if I'll be able to pay my bills" He says, as he takes days off from his excruciatingly hard job of sitting on a comfy couch playing video games, and not doing anything to take the load off his finances. Get rid of things you don't need, only keep the absolute necessities to function. WORK MORE! That's what people who are really struggling paycheck to paycheck do, but he's not really struggling.

For those who wanna know, the songs that play whenever Dave complains about his financial situation each came from this version of Nosferatu: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hcpgotWIy5-cYZc.html

Phil's brain can only retain one control scheme at a time.

Gets busted at 1:39:30 Rage loads *Rage loading won't help you. That's going into the counter . I fucking DIED there

1:37:18 I knew immediately what was going to happen, and judging by Phil's clearly not angry reaction, he knew too and did it for a laugh. There was no heart or anger in that "come aaaaaaaaaaaaawn"

01:25:53 This moment got me good lol

I have a feeling that this playthrough will be worse than the original playthrough.

I love how he doesn’t do drive bys. Makes it so much harder on himself

@58:13 DSP following and shooting at some random boat instead of the boat he was supposed to find and shoot was priceless.

Imagine playing GTA without the music

This guy can remember buying the fucking games at a random store, but can't remember any of the missions.

You can clearly tell that DSP hates Replaying this Game he just doin this for the money

I can’t believe he still hasn’t realised that you can’t sprint with a two handed weapon.

DSP acts AS IF it was special in 2010 to own a PS 2 and GTA III, GTA Vice City and GTA San Andreas. EVERY PS 2 owner owned these Games arround 2005.

Tommy sums up dsp perfectly 26:42

Just wanna say THANKS for the counters at the top covering DSP's layout, i usually just cut it off at the top of my screen

Love the intro man. The first 5 seconds takes more effort then Dave's entire playthrough

1:22:06 That cop in the back gets destroyed 😂

I like how Phil crashes into everything and anything on his way to a mission, (dropping his health along the way) then rages when he does almost instantly when a gun fight emerges.

Ever notice how Phil constantly repeats things he says twice? I don't know if it's a time filling tactic or just some kind of verbal tic he has, but it's really consistent.

Oh yeah, I love what you did here, DDG. Looking forward to Part 2.

the goat laughs are funny. thanks for having those in

Lmao DSP is attracted to light poles and police for some reason

That Riot Mission arround 20:09 is like a Tutorial Mission You re supposed to beat that first try.

Leaving 1:25:52 here for my future reference

1:01:29 Autocide was one of the few missions where I had so much trouble with, and end up hating. But idk how tf he can beat it once or twice the first time and still took a trillion times the next

Playing GTA without music is a sin

@4:00 Humans exchanging mating calls.

I can be good at driving, if I want to!

Haha he said didn't play much games on ps2. He sure the hell missed out on the goodness of the ps2 and didn't give a shit about it, just only making money off the games.

Yass. Your GTA TIHYDP’s are so good.

Nice TIHYDP. One question though, i watched quite some TIHYDP Videos and never saw a "Nothing i could do! This is not my fault!" counter. I think it would be a nice addition to TIHYDP videos! :D

Oh my god, him turning off the music is a sign that he will really make this worse, seriously his singing gives me a headache and not mentioning the fact that he always makes scrubby pig pants lies. I'm hoping to make my own TiHYDP of his playthrough of this, but I've got to upload the 2nd half of my TiHYDP of Splatoon. Also, is it me or does he always look at his Trump-esque stream chat while driving a car ingame? Cause he is not even paying attention to the road everytime he drives a car while looking at the stream chat.

I cant wait for CopLand Redux

I watched the whole thing. Man, I want to stream this game and show Phil how it's done!

Gets a wanted level There's a cop around Cop comes at him Gets on a bike Speeds away from the cop Immediately crashes into a light pole Gets busted Most DSP thing ever.

Omg that intro. I permanently have that "You need to shut the f up" clip in my head anytime he starts blabbing.

38:57 his car got assaulted by air

1:09:24 Did Phil just aim a sniper rifle at two people in a truck and fire upon it while standing next to a police officer?! Well to be fair it could be likely that a police NPC just wondered next to Phil but if he knowingly stand next to a cop while shooting at someone then it's prove that Phil has been losing brain cells in the past 10 years. Might explain the increase scrubbness in his recent playthroughs. Edit: Phil: "Why's that cop always there?" So wait he KNOWS there's a cop nearby but Phil chose to use a sniper rifle: a weapon that is the most cumbersome to use and take forever to line up and shoot, giving time for that one cop to run and arrest you without fail? My theory of Phil losing his brain cells is more accurate than I thought.

1:40:30 another day with him saying “Horse Shit” lol and he knew he had that coming

1:05:35 - YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! - With all due respect, officer, can you give me a minute? I have to take this call first.

Honestly, if Phil wanted to avoid content ID from the radio stations, why didn't he just play the stations KCHAT or VCPR? Those stations had no music and are absolute comic gold to listen to.

You should manually add the mission passed theme for missions that you show that he passes. Bad enough he is so scared with khantent ID

To quote the Haitians in this game: _I want to hear you SSCCRRRREEEEAAAMMM!_ God this playthrough has been a real disaster. Funny how as time has gone by his performance has actually degraded. I never thought that such a thing was possible. Edit: Also, during the whole save Lance mission segment, I put "I Need A Hero" on the background. Made it so much funnier lmao.

Thank you Devin!!

Love the Thumbnail

Wow can’t believe the OG play through was that long ago

Yell little man Yell!

i have to skip the cutscenes dood i can't do ANY editing and just atleast mute it so you can read the subtitles at least!

Here we goo

58:12 that "WHAT?! HUH!?" Was hilarious!

26:40 breaking the 4th wall

Admits to making no money on KZfaq... but still uploads his unedited videos with zero copywritten music to the same KZfaq that makes him no money..."Just tell me the song guys! I'll sing it!" "Uhhhh idk that song"

Tiny violin 32:10

Miss Machiko. I see that you're also man of culture as well...

I know the Trails effect is divisive for some players, but turning the Trails effect off also removed the game's vibrant Miami-styled color filter and made the game look boring -like Phil's gameplay- . It's also incredible that Phil thinks the version he's playing is the mobile version on PS4 when it's really just the PS2 version emulated on the PS4. This is what happens when you have people giving you misinformation without researching shit yourself. [facepalm]

1:38:11 got me so hard😂 I am LMAO 🤣 1:47:40 loool I saw same scene in one of scary movies series🤣🤣

The thumbnail gets me especially with Low Tier God.

Just curious, why do you call Phill Dave? 2:04:33

Phil needs to wear his glasses

43:50 lmaoooooooooo

1:38:12 deja Vu he did it again. 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Good to See you back, I was waiting for that One. Sad that dsp's dipshit Fans helping him So much on the stream, cause he wouldn't get one little thing done xD

1:11:03 " I'm not a muppet like those other youtubers " And btw how's that back Dave ? I see you can do them sharp moves on that sofa

Just like with the GTA III "redemption run," it's so awkward having no music play while driving.

How could he forget the Mission were he has to Steal the Tank from the Army ?

57:16 DSP predicted his future

I’ve been fearing this happening since he mentioned how he wanted to redo playthroughs of 3, VC and SA when he cheated through Liberty City Stories. EDIT: I apologize for being generous enough to say he “played through” Liberty City Stories. Playing through a game involves perseverance and some hard work, even through to the end. DSP, despite playing through games being his “job”, didn’t even have the respect to legitimately complete the game. So “cheated through” Liberty City Stories is more accurate.

21:21 Dsp vs constructive criticism

Epic Thumbmail!

22:40 "I don't have the outfit! , is it a bug?" The game devs didn't equate for you to not finish that mission first go......

Why does he have a save file in every slot? He does it all the time. I had 3 max in any GTA.

Now this is a new low struggling with vice city missions i was acing these when i was 13 pmsl

The save icon looking like a pigs nose is fucking hilarious

1:48:44

no sentence he makes contains anything positive. he literally has nothing good to say

Dat thumbnail tho XD

Why is there classical music playing at around 40 minutes in? Not complaining; it sounds nice

It's obvious that Phil doesn't enjoy his "job" as playing video games for a living anymore.

Lol LTG on the thumbnail

56:10 There I am, lmao

U can lower the resulution to about 80 then turn dramatic shadow and there u will have ps2 graphics of gta vc

Dat thumbnail tho.

Turning off the music in a Vice City play through should tell you everything you need to know about this guy.

When will he ever learn to stop looking at the chat constantly ? He got salty when someone called him out, but it is true. No one wants to see constant crashing and watching you fall in the water constantly.

This is very funny game play

I'm sure he's still not get any better this year, huh?

"Oh God, she (Mercedes) looks hideous in this!" Hey, don't talk shit about your ex-fiancé.

@1:36:26 "my whole gang are supposed to be there defending me" It's the other way around, you are hired on to help them defeat the Haitians also what fucking gang? Two guys were left by the time he gets in the van and he runs one over.