I want to see DSP become head coach of a NFL team after this. Just for a season. "I DIDN'T TELL THEM TO LOSE, COME AWN."

1:08:49 is gold! “Wha happun?” “MAH ECKS BAHCKS LAHCKED UHP!” *fiddles with controller* *SLAM*

> Scores 10 points a game > blames losing on the defense

The pink ribbon is BREAST cancer awareness. Seeing as how Phil loves asking female game characters to reveal that particular body part he should have know.

1:26:18 Phil: “The game is intentionally fucking me.” Game: “I don’t care.”

All the Slams XD 2:56 17:04 53:16 1:01:27 1:08:55 1:10:43 1:10:55 1:14:39 1:15:10 1:15:40 1:19:21 1:21:32 1:21:44 1:23:23 1:23:58 1:27:59 1:28:32 1:31:44 1:37:26

DSP: Thank God I’m smart and I understand football Also DSP: *refers to his offensive line as his “defense”*

I should point out that it sounds like some of the slams were actually done with DSP's remote and not his controller. So the counter should really be called "table slams", though his salt overdose is still the same either way!

TFW you realize this 360 game contains players who are now in the Hall of Fame.

You could always edit out the load screens. Oh yeah, this is DSP we're talking about.

"This is a stupid play!" Me: YOU PICKED THE PLAY.

He calls his offensive line the "defensive line", and then claims he knows a lot about football.

Dsp is the Cleveland Browns of KZfaq.

I elect to add the Washington Redskins to the Kojima World Order

1:14:31 this had me dying dude. 2 yard rush 5 yard rush 6 yard rush touchdown FUCK YOU!!!!!! LMFAO

i love how his game crashed and he had to do the whole match again but couldnt beat it. Everything was just perfect there.

My xbahx lahcked up! *SMASH*

I love when DSP insults someone who is large in a sports game, when we all know they outclass him in athleticism about a hundred times over.

Phil acting like the Jets never won a Super Bowl was funny. It's like Joe Namath isn't a thing. You know, that HALL OF FAME quarterback the Jets had? It's even funnier if he's actually a Jets fan who isn't aware of Namath. That would be a first.

1:40:55 Man Phil sounded like a DALPHIN right here!

Constantly abuses his hardware and then is shocked when his buttons don't respond.

He really hates rap 🤣.

"Fuck you EA" Yeah, you really showed EA with your rage quit.

I love how he whines game cheated (it didn't, lockup is not a cheat), but when he cheats (over 500 times in Scarface, game he ragequit) it's ok.

1:16:50 hilarious editing "im pressing buttons":D

1:26:00 This had me dying xD "I didnt see any interception, did you?" xD

Mans played worse than Jamarcus Russell on crack 😭

DSP out here taking sacks like he’s Derek Carr

14:50 "Have a nice year!" 34:47 #70! What a useless human being!! 36:00 You liked it. 38:32 lmao, ok dude. 51:40 "Nice purple shirt!" 57:30 Hup, hup, hup!! 1:01:39 Poor John and his family. 1:08:44 Classic moment. 1:14:38 Touchdown! 1:21:30 For when you're happy. 1:23:19 "I pressed up!!" 1:36:40 Come Ahhhn!!

1:45 2:48 16:55 17:29 18:55 21:43 22:35 25:52 32:17 33:20 37:00 37:40 45:40 49:19 51:13 53:08 54:04 55:07 1:00:53 1:08:47 1:10:43 1:14:35 1:18:58 1:20:46 1:23:12 1:24:40 1:25:56 1:27:35 1:30:14 1:31:44 1:36:30 1:41:46

1:22:27 probably one of my favorite insults LMAO

Work of art Devin.

1:21:32 Phil slams his controller and tells the music to shut the fuck up.

been a baseball guy my entire life and to this day, this is hilarious. I have basic knowledge of the nfl and this dood makes me feel like a rocket scientist with this playthrough lol

18:50 Phil, you are not 6'1 190 lbs bro. Maybe if you got off the couch, you'd at least be thinner

one of my favorite TIHYDP thumbnails ever

Enough salt to make my dinner taste better

He complains about two minute loading screens. Has vlogs that last hours.

You'd think Phil would know a little bit about his own team in the Jets but no. And even worse he didn't recognize Aaron Rodgers as a household name

Came here from the slamming controller compilation, was definitely not disappointed.

"Oh thats gay" Can't say that anymore can you phil?

I don't know a lot about Football, but what I am seeing from this, DSP is obviously doing something wrong :D

"I blame the pink gloves"

EA Sports, it's in the gout!

Possibly one of the funniest TIHYDPs out there.

This is how you DON'T bitch at a tv for two hours.

14:05 "No Way! The Jets can't win." They're currently 4-2, ironically against the Packers at Lambeau Field.

This is fantastic; one of the best TIHYDPs I've seen yet. Really needed the laughs. Keep up the great work!

That picture of him lying on the field with the masturbation freeze-frame... I'm fucking dying!

57:38 Gus Johnson: Phil, throws, and he is INTERCEPTED! McKelvin is riding in for the Touchdown! Wow what a terrible read by the Quarterback! He needs glasses apparently! Cris Collinsworth: Now here’s a guy who doesn’t know how to read a defense! He tries to get it to the Receiver with a Cornerback covering him so well, and he gets picked off.

This video is even better after the Washington Redskins had to change their name. I’m sure Phil is happy about it now that they got what was coming to them!

Always come back to this when I need a good laugh

1:16:49 Beautiful edit! If the scrub didn't slam his controller so much it might have responded.

56:56 1:08:45 1:14:36, 1:16:50 1:20:46 1:29:24

For those of you who want to know the song that plays when DSP starts whining after his Xbox locked up, it's Back for More by Five Finger Death Punch.

The whole Washington redskins game is the funniest shit ever in a tihydp

Aaron Rodgers scrambling for a first down run - THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN! This guy is too much. Lol.

I’m a skins fan. I loved seeing Phil rage when he couldn’t win against them 😂😂😂😂

The king returns. Excellent work as always Devin, knock us dead with more!

This is truly one game Phil is absolutely Madden at.

This is one of my fav TIHYDPs ever!!! Welcome back as well.

7:30 LOL

Dsp:"There was too much coverage,there was three guys on him" Me:THEN WHY DID YOU THROW THE BALL TO HIM

1:21:30

I am a redskins fan Iam so happy that he was haveing a hard time playing against them lol

The vid called "DSP Tries it Rage Quit HD Remake" has all the best parts back to back x3

I’m a jets fan and seeing him play as the jets I felt I was actually watching the jets😂

So I finally picked up this game, and now that i've played it I appreciate this TIHYDP a lot more. For starters, Phil missed out not playing Franchise mode because it's way more fun than superstar mode because you can literally make the most crazy fantasy scenario team in franchise mode and play as both offense and defense. (EX. in my playthrough, I snagged Matt Ryan as QB and Champ Bailey as CB for the Bills.) Also, Phil really sucked at this game due to the fact he just does not like reading his other options on pass plays. Most of the time, it fails no matter how good your rating is or what receiver you're throwing to. Also, when he kept throwing and nothing happened is most likely because his throwing rating is not good enough and the receivers are out of his range. It happened to me at first too. All he had to do was throw it out of bounds by pressing the right stick down.

As a cowboys fan its a disgrace seeing phil fail while playing for them

1:29:21 "YOU'RE FUCKED"

The famous DSP 12 step drop

If I need a good laugh, I watch this video. Thank you sir.

Controller slams and extra salty rage! Weeeeeee!

Holy sh*t this is amazing xD I feel bad for phils controller and his table xD

The man is literally a pigroach

Too many plays, too many game modes, too many options for Phil. If there were only 2 plays and 1 game mode he would bitch that there isn't enough.

One word Phil: matchups. Stats are not the end all be all determinant of whether or not a team will win over another.

Omg if dsp was a coach the team will go 0-16 lol

I love how he calls the offensive line “his defense” but claims to know football 😂

"This is so much different from when I played football."👍🏼🤥

Claims to be smart and understand football. Also calls his offensive line his defense. Classic Phail

1:08:43

I saw "Connecticut" as one of the college choices, but Phil was too unaware to see it :D

*drops back 7 yards and gets sacked* WUUTTT I NEVER HAD A CHANCE

But... he made the playoffs... ... gotta love dsp. Really understands football.

Oh god the rage is delicious in this one hahahahaha

1:00:40 " *Amamamamamamamamamama* "

Underrated video

I never shouted "PASS TO ______" so loudly at my monitor. Good lord. lol

"The line crumbled" ITS A SCREEN

1 hour mark "this song sucks" I agree.

He DID make the playoffs! Lol

best worst dsp gameplay, shi is funny asl

Of course DSP is a Cowboys fan. I somehow knew that before I even had it confirmed here.

17:36 FUNNY FREESTYLE EVER LMBO XD

14:09 WORLD CHAMPIONS OF AMERICA

I dislike Phil but the rap rant at 1:00:30 was so true.

If I had twenty dollars for every time he said fuck, I'd be rich. That goes for all of his videos.

You Madden?

10:16 it’s pretty obvious that Phil doesn’t know anything about football. At all.