Part 2 of the madness. This would've been a bit longer if Dave didn't spend nearly half the damn playthrough collecting cars for Sunshine Autos.
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@andyouasiansdonthearthatwe51626 жыл бұрын
34:39 *_"That's the definition of a beginners trap"_* On his *3rd* playthrough of this game.
@andyouasiansdonthearthatwe51626 жыл бұрын
*Infinifail* hahaha thanks man Anytime someone does something nice for me, I respond: _"Thank you, Lee"_
@MASTERJJ19956 жыл бұрын
"Damn he ain't gunan be in Rush Hour 3"
@666Lachrimae6665 жыл бұрын
Carter: "Lee i see you got everythang under control imma go downstairs an- GAD DAAAAMNN!!! wha happened to rain?" Ricky: "you can't do it can you?" Carter: Yes the hell you can aint nobody up here but us!"
@youngtruthspitta36554 жыл бұрын
Fernando R And you Asians don’t hear that well Little...Ricky getcho little punk ass up outta dat chair right naw You messin my vacation? Now I told chu to get up didn’t I now I gotta bust his ass lemme bust his ass Lee 😂😂😂😂
@FreeAimDog4 жыл бұрын
all he had to do was throw a grenade and use the MP5 instead.
@surrenderfleet4 жыл бұрын
Still amazes me that despite having played multiple GTA games AND having a valid driving licence, he constantly complains about oncoming traffic when he's driving on the wrong side of the road.
@gfunkin26 жыл бұрын
Man whoever gave DSP the helicopter trick to beat G-Spotlight deprived us of 5 additional hours of fail. I loved that mission and he sucked at it.
@youngtruthspitta36554 жыл бұрын
gfunkin2 Especially the Cop Land mission 😂😂😂😂💯
@Deadsea_19933 жыл бұрын
Funny thing was that he was thinking about using a helicopter to complete G Spotlight during his original run, but talked himself out of it
@forbiddenXsanctuary5 жыл бұрын
Haha is his favorite song "beat it"
@kevinramsey4173 жыл бұрын
I wonder if his favorite Billy Squier song is The Stroke
@jamesalauri4603 жыл бұрын
A close second favourite of his is "you got another thing coming"
@Cerstani6 жыл бұрын
@21:11 DSP vs. Detractors
@Tarathx6 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, DSP was given a cheese strat on how to fill the chaos meter quick, from the previous GTA Vice city run by none other than his Ex-once-full-time previous muhgurlfriend Leanna. Goes to show how much DSP cared lmao. RIP Leanna.
@kiritokun1015 жыл бұрын
Akshay G what’s was the strat?
@andyouasiansdonthearthatwe51625 жыл бұрын
@@kiritokun101 I don't think he showed it. iirc he did it off camera and told us LeAnna helped him w/the strat.
@Troy13x5 жыл бұрын
@Hendrik498how was I 11/12 years old and had no fucking problem doing this mission, and the entire game???? my goodness
@mightymole26 жыл бұрын
"I cheesed the chaos mission last time huh? I guess I'll just do that again rather than make this run different or better in any way *SNORT* " And then he cheated even more missions. Probably his worst redemption run when you factor in the lack of music, cutscene skipping and horrible "singing"
@andyouasiansdonthearthatwe51626 жыл бұрын
33:12 doesn't have money to buy a lottery ticket. _Has money to take the day off and get a haircut_
@MrCollyT2 жыл бұрын
Spends his entire 2nd run of GTA 3 bitching about not having a map in the pause screen. Almost never uses the map in this game when he's lost. Thinking is hard
@davidmedford11665 жыл бұрын
What!? You mean I have to breathe to stay alive!?! I didn't know that! How was I supposed to know that!?!? That's not my fault at all!!
@ameliastevens24535 жыл бұрын
I NEVER FAILED THE MISSION
@JoseMedina-hs9st6 жыл бұрын
What vacation days does DSP Need if the only thing he does is just sit down and play video games he doesn't do hard work
@JoseMedina-hs9st6 жыл бұрын
My job is from 10 in the night to 7 in the morning has a security officer
@zylaaeria26276 жыл бұрын
48:22 I love how he always goes into a long sermon about his supposed financial crisis everytime he is given even the slightest opportunity to do so. Also, that chaos meter mission was just sad. That is one of my favorite mission in the entire game just because there are so many interesting ways to do it. Usually by this point I already have the Rhino or Hunter & I just mop the floor with the AI. Fighting the AI with a six star wanted level is like my favorite thing to do on this mission everytime. Shame he just cheeses the whole thing.
@pyromegadeth6 жыл бұрын
"How do I fill the chaosmeter?" is the new "how do I fire the gun?"
@masterbison89576 жыл бұрын
"How do you use riations ?"
@MASTERJJ19956 жыл бұрын
How do I equip the supressor
@masterbison89576 жыл бұрын
Wh- ? I didn't equip the coolant !
@HESHRocketWarhead5 жыл бұрын
Joster's editing was underrated, in my opinion...
@safdsafasfsafsaf2365 жыл бұрын
"only a one star wanted level not that big of a deal", then he proceeds to get on a bike next to a cop and get instantly busted...jesus christ
@Deadsea_19933 жыл бұрын
Did it a few times before that in the previous video.
@TheComicMaster19953 жыл бұрын
Not only that, but also flat out ignoring the police bribe too
@snowblind95516 жыл бұрын
1:00:19 Why was Phil so insistent that the hooker didn't get in his car? It kinda seemed like a joke but at the same time it kinda didn't. I wonder if Phil is so paranoiac and insecure that all mentions of a hooker triggers him, because he's currently dating one.
@snowblind95515 жыл бұрын
Not literally, but Phil very clearly sees her as nothing but an object, and Kat is very clearly a gold digger. So she might as well be his hooker.
@GmodCaboose565 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was pretty interesting.
@DevinDIABLOGriffin4 жыл бұрын
Just a guess, but it could be because of Kat. Up until she got with him, DSP always made sexual remarks over women in games or perved over them. Kat entering the picture basically put a stop to all of that. She doesn't like the idea of people having waifus or something like that, and I think she shoved that mindset into DSP. Seeing how he perved over women in games as recent as 2017 (even when he was with Pandalee), Kat's probably a big reason for this behavior going away. Well, either that or the fact that he's a mature adult with a wife and cat... I mean his "son" Jasper.
@editmanrgg28444 жыл бұрын
@@DevinDIABLOGriffin Pretty much and that made him boring now-a-days being "Mature" doesn't equal boring you can still be funny, make jokes and be a bit childish but you just become more proper, be more vigilant and forgiving.
@aaronpride95816 жыл бұрын
Phil "singing" Japanese Boy is degrading.
@sheldoncooper81995 жыл бұрын
+Aaron Pride Every Singing during this Playthrough was absolutely terrible
@Shadoestar5 жыл бұрын
11:08 How did he not see that police bribe right next to him?
@TheComicMaster19953 жыл бұрын
I was quietly screaming at my screen for him to pick up the bribe. He really does make games harder for himself
@ZetaRidge76 жыл бұрын
How does DSPGaming get actually worse in GTA Vice City than his original playthrough? It's a surprise how much less he gives a shite about himself as a gamer in general. XD
@andyouasiansdonthearthatwe51626 жыл бұрын
He's getting older so his reflexes are worse than before.
@ZetaRidge76 жыл бұрын
"Wha? The doctor said I was 37 years old but acts like I'm 60! Stoopid fooking doctor! Ack ack ack ack!" - DSPGaming in the next 10 years
@MikeJr92846 жыл бұрын
ZetaRidge7 Most of his redemption runs are worse than his original playthroughs.
@blaykay-47976 жыл бұрын
Sup, ZetaRidge7!
@ZetaRidge76 жыл бұрын
BlayKay - 47 hello. :]
@dept-74434 жыл бұрын
38:43 “I got robbed because I made a wrong turn”
@sachin89495 жыл бұрын
Love it when the sad music starts.
@foxbae42922 жыл бұрын
I love the fact you put lowtiergod as lance vance in the thumbnail. Lol
@broostysprinkler63895 жыл бұрын
10:37 *goes into a garage* "What the fuck? A dead end!" lmfao 11:46 -Thinks about ways to avoid the police car -runs past the star This guy is something else.
@theghost30615 жыл бұрын
These gta play through a give me some sort of dopamine... maybe cause the nostalgia
@thechosenundead27185 жыл бұрын
Vice City is such a good game.
@davidmedford11665 жыл бұрын
For someone who plays video games all day every day, he sure does suck at them.
@arizonamadegamer99945 жыл бұрын
15:36 I don't think I ever had a dejevu like that in gaming. Hell I run the Batman Arkham games a lot and never experience the same shenanigans.
@JRyan564 жыл бұрын
1:31:21 Even the Cubans hate Phil.
@dr.wongburger29475 жыл бұрын
1:00:00 damn I wish he didn't wreck that car, I was enjoying him unknowingly paying a hooker the whole time he's looking up cars
@Cerstani5 жыл бұрын
1:07:10 "You crazy rat bastard!" A few seconds later, another grand fail by Dave..
@louisnapolitano3 жыл бұрын
Phil not Dave
@Cerstani3 жыл бұрын
@@louisnapolitano The 'Dave' name is part of detractor lore; apparently, during one of his streams, one of his paypigs referred to him as 'Dave' instead of Phil. It became a meme from there..
@louisnapolitano3 жыл бұрын
@@Cerstani Ah
@EdenianSavior6 жыл бұрын
The majority of this playthrough, he's looking at the stream chat. Yet, he still doesn't know what to do at times. Nothing he could do.
@nobodyfromnowhere63816 жыл бұрын
16:26 What?! I never failed the mission.
@jordiejordan93254 жыл бұрын
the stream chat helps him this entire playthrough he's practically not even playing
@cpthrki58526 жыл бұрын
He is literally unable to just destroy things, the most basic part of any GTA game ever. Edit: holy shit he isn't aware that holding down the greande key makes you throw it further...
@ZetaRidge76 жыл бұрын
1:41:11 - Karma bit Phil in the arse so hard it crashed his game lol
@N1xon454 ай бұрын
You know it's a classic DSP playthrough when he goes head-on into oncoming traffic within the first 30 seconds of gameplay.
@spongebelt6 жыл бұрын
If only Phil had the OP revolver.. His missions would have been a lot easier lol
@kinlopunim6 жыл бұрын
technically these mechanics are not "outdated". outdated would mean these mechanics were in something more modern, like RDR2. these are just old mechanics that were revolutionary for the time.
@hindobeast24296 жыл бұрын
kinlopunim Considering this game released around 2002, it is still incredible
@Tarathx6 жыл бұрын
Back then the mechanics and gameplay were amazing. It still does hold up. The physics was so extremely fun to screw around as well. Truly an amazing game for its time!
@Deadsea_19933 жыл бұрын
These mechanics still hold up. Phil just sucks
@rikkatakarada41926 жыл бұрын
Oh, Phil and your grenades...
@ThunderShot666 жыл бұрын
Distribution isn't required to beat the game, neither is Sunshine Autos.
@nathancomalander44173 жыл бұрын
Hits dudes on motorcycle head on.. gets out about 10 feet away when they both have shotguns.. wonders why they wreck him.. WUUT? Bs!
@archivedaccount59906 жыл бұрын
This is awesome. Love these videos.
@ultimatebeunhaas6 жыл бұрын
Why does this guy even exist? Literally everything he does makes me facepalm, how can a person be that incompetent? Like the airport mission, how does he not know his weapons get dropped outside? Then he runs over there like a child thinking it's a bunch of random weapons and loses the sniper provided for him xD
@OliviaTomato5 жыл бұрын
𝘋𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘯! DIABLO! ɢʀɪꜰꜰɪɴ!
@veronicasilk84295 жыл бұрын
Makes me want to replay Vice City again.
@kiwifan60024 жыл бұрын
Watching him do Distribution hurts me haha for a start he needs to drive straight to the beach and he will complete it in no time but for him to sit there after getting a wanted level time after time and go "Whaaaat?!" When he gets busted is so infuriating to watch
@mattoliveira12305 жыл бұрын
He sounds like a broken record
@snowblind95516 жыл бұрын
First I'll watch Better Call Saul, then I'll watch this.
@twinodoom5 жыл бұрын
A wise decision.
@thekyleprojekt79964 жыл бұрын
Literally every single time he cleared his throat he leaned into the mic. What the fuck dude
@Zackiepoooo5 жыл бұрын
I’m dying because he said that the car was teleporting during the race
@wordman36243 жыл бұрын
Phil doesn't have money for a lotto ticket, but he has several thousand for games and other goodies? What a liar. I wouldn't be surprised if he has a secret slush fund of a million dollars or more from fan donations and his other dirty dealings over the years.
@challengerjakku19432 жыл бұрын
"What a crazy Arsehole..." *Proceeds to run over 2 pedestrians.*
@DrayLoco3 жыл бұрын
not once does he use the camera while in a car just letting police sneak up on him lmao
@Yzothateg6 жыл бұрын
1:10:44 The fucking cop ru-enzzz me! DSP tries it, failing at his mother tongue
@TheBeresford72 жыл бұрын
58:20 This is the one mission that speedrunners HATE....
@georgeclinton45245 жыл бұрын
He's played through this game 2 full times and still has no fucking idea how to use the rearview mirror in a vehicle. That basically means he doesn't know how to do it in any GTA game =/
@jovialhovis1076 жыл бұрын
same old philbert.. if he loses, its a bug, or the game cheated. because we all know, there's no possible way DSP could fail something as simple as GTA, right?
@TinoTheFox4 жыл бұрын
My favorite moment in the 9:44 fail was when Tommy was briefly on his bike at a 90 degree angle before falling down.
@Psycho6476 жыл бұрын
23:52 wow...he's so excited he cheated..."tough" mission? I don't find it tough tbh. Vice City is't tough at all after all these years, cmon...
@MacGovernor6 жыл бұрын
He was absolutely mogged by the AI driver.
@TheStrikeofGod5 жыл бұрын
"I'll just create a new one" Except that's ban evasion Phil. And it will end up just like your 2 adsense accounts _because you can't make another Twitter account if you were already banned_
@nix5385 жыл бұрын
There is something satisfying in this, just watching him fail. I mean its his fault, he is the worst gamer i’ve ever seen, he is also ignorant and racist. But i guess that is a part of the charm, every other youtuber does good and somethimes fail, but with him its the opposite, on rare occasions we can see phil do good.
@daveb9475 жыл бұрын
NiX i assume the good he does is when he stops playing games and talking. But, i do realize that even assholes can do good and help people from time to time.
@BIGwillTHEGAME6 жыл бұрын
He keep saying this is a port from android, this is actually a PS2 port with 1080 up rendering. If this was from the mobile version, the graphics, menu,etc would’ve looked different like PS3 version of San Andreas
@TomekFM6 жыл бұрын
41:22 LMAO
@underscorerjb6255 жыл бұрын
He was complaining about the cops while there was a bail bond right FUCKING next to him!!!
@dept-74434 жыл бұрын
11:45 right in front of him!!!
@emceenati14974 жыл бұрын
Man, you dont understand. The DSP Haitian saga had me and my girlfriend dying. I was almost in tears. They repeatedly and guaranteed fuck his shit up and sometimes even cause him to reload. And that time he actually name dropped the Haitians as a villain, lmao.
@jackgoodwin49376 жыл бұрын
wow dude the cop crashed in to me
@KDC935 жыл бұрын
Who's Dave? Is that Phil Burnell's real name?
@StrifeSoul990 Жыл бұрын
55:33 notice that after he spams L3 (the wrong button to start the mission) then complains its bugged he magically hits R3 (the correct button for the whole game up to this point for ALL side mission) and it works. He doesn't say anything about it of course
@FreeAimDog4 жыл бұрын
i really should buy the ps4 version despite them removing the good songs because it had the best color in that game.
@Headbanger1425 жыл бұрын
21:11
@twinkie41511 ай бұрын
he really patted himself on the back at the end like he won a fuckin Nobel Prize. 🙄🙄🙄
@djtoxicdhg6 жыл бұрын
Driving driving just keep driving do more driving driving driving do a barrel roll driving driving just keep driving
@Speed74LP5 жыл бұрын
Damn, DSP has so many glitches, i think he should be a playtester...Like he manages (somehow) to break games that much... or it is just that he is to stupid to play regularly and just calls everything where HE fails at, a glitch.... hmmmmmmmm...
@JW935815 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain the "Can hookers do tricks with their hair?" troll DSP was talking about?
@rawrdino70465 жыл бұрын
What anime is your profile is from i saw it a long time ago
@Jukkaimaru6 жыл бұрын
1:11:05 Dave, are you seriously complaining that being slammed into a fucking concrete divider and then run the fuck over by a truck killed you at 100 percent health?
@editmanrgg28446 жыл бұрын
Yeahhhhh boiiiii
@Naruxos076 жыл бұрын
Woooooow doooooood!!!!!
@gamemaster21925 жыл бұрын
when will you make TIHYDP LBP3?
@Hajsu3 жыл бұрын
32:44 wtf with this yellow car, was it teleported forward on bridge ?
@19KDC934 жыл бұрын
Is DSP's name Phil or Dave? Where did Dave come from?
@dept-74434 жыл бұрын
Somebody once made a donation on stream claiming that Phil’s real name was Dave. Lmao. It just became a meme.
@Kitsurubari4 жыл бұрын
What’s the music at 48:35?
@igortomas37766 жыл бұрын
Miss Machiko. I see that you're also man of culture as well...
@the21stsergeant3 жыл бұрын
Bleht bleerrt
@allmightyjesse63345 жыл бұрын
29:03 Lol
@sheldoncooper81995 жыл бұрын
Its official DSP did worse this Playthrough then the last he died more often and he was worse at driveing
@yamibrian30995 жыл бұрын
Cahp Cahp Land.......ugh....
@ingloriousboi2866 жыл бұрын
12:43
@KeeperOfPoops5 жыл бұрын
1:04 no third eye the 3rd you can not be a temp mod, you literally just insulted me earlier
@widowmaker55444 жыл бұрын
and later he gets permabanned from phil's channel for leaking DETRACTOR memes in an overlay
@666Lachrimae6666 жыл бұрын
huhhuh huehue
@MusicFromThePast Жыл бұрын
Wow
@Munishin6 жыл бұрын
The Director's Cut of BvS was actually good...
@misfit_lover5 жыл бұрын
How the fuck is he so broke at this point in the game?!
@Soydrinker9996 жыл бұрын
fucking stream chat
@lexay993 жыл бұрын
You know it's time to call it a day when you have to skip scenes with music or have to speak/sing loudly over them. Pathetic manchild.
@123456789009876591013 жыл бұрын
You don't understand dood it will get khantent id'd on KZfaq and I won't get ad revenue you stoopid mahrahn! I am a mature adult with a wife and son to support.
@smd-tr9jl2 жыл бұрын
flyingkoopa45 and then a 3 minute ramble starts about how he need the money and blah blah blah lmao how tf are there ppl that deadass watch this dude’s streams i wonder
@briancons Жыл бұрын
33:00 39:00
@CountJoe14 жыл бұрын
in Phil's defence this game is pretty clunky and sometimes quite unfair and random at times, worst you can fault him for is just not being entertaining
@Deadsea_19933 жыл бұрын
Dude, no. I'll fault him for looking at stream chat while racing and driving and that causes him to crash or die. The Game still holds up today, this guy is just bad at gaming. How the Hell do you forget how to infiltrate Diaz's mansion when this is the third playthrough of this game ? Shit, I didn't even get lost on my first playthrough all of those years ago.
@smd-tr9jl2 жыл бұрын
First of all *defense second sure this game may be old and therefore has old mechanics but theres no way you could defend phil lmao the stuff he does are just completely brainded and 99% of his fails are completely his fault but he always says ‘iTS gLitCheD’ ‘stUpiD buLLsHIT’ like the dude is just disabled theres nothing you can do apart from laughing at him lol
@CountJoe12 жыл бұрын
@@smd-tr9jl first of all, we spell it *Defence in the UK. Second, I’d say the game is unfair and poorly done in certain parts, various missions are unfair or clunky or just have very bad RNG, it’s the fact that Phil responds to these issues in such a petulant manner that we feel justified in saying that he’s playing the game wrong, when a lot of the time (not ALL of the time) he’s failing in ways that anyone would. I’m not on Phils side, I still think he’s an entitled whiny manbaby who deserves a lot of the hate he gets for how much of a prick he is, but you can’t deny that the game is kinda ass too.
@svetlanadumanjic9207 Жыл бұрын
1:41:09 game crash
@bestintheworld06246 жыл бұрын
This is way too long, so much stuff could've been left out. For example: why include the part with the game crashing? That was objectively the game's fault and I would've responded the same way, what place does that have in a TIHYDP?
@songohan12386 жыл бұрын
I know I’m going to get hate for this but can we just leave Dsp alone already