tomsegura.com/ Netflix is a Joke Exclusive: Tom Segura had a weird encounter with his famous neighbor. Bonus material from Tom Segura: Sledgehammer (now on Netflix)
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@MinecraftMasterNo110 ай бұрын
The greatest special in Japanese comedy history
@Irene.0.10 ай бұрын
Seguuraaaa
@bendystraw77210 ай бұрын
@@Irene.0.smiiiiiith
@frecklefart90910 ай бұрын
Can any of you people come up with any original? I've seen this comment under everything Tom Segura related with 2 weeks. It's pathetic, stop being so f**king stupid.
@massaj8810 ай бұрын
I'm so glad you posted this
@pitobrain10 ай бұрын
I can't stop bowing
@randomfrankp10 ай бұрын
I saw him last year in Philly do this joke and the neighbor was the CEO of PetSmart...but this version is undoubtedly the better payoff lol
@bradleywilkie10 ай бұрын
For legal reasons it's a joke.
@adampoff582410 ай бұрын
“Wow you’re really smart. I guess that’s why you’re the CEO of pet smart. Oops!” I was wandering why that joke didn’t make it on Netflix.
@peds834510 ай бұрын
Good one! Ted
@psycold10 ай бұрын
What was Ted Cruz doing in Philly?
@brendinz10 ай бұрын
@@psycoldwow
@danielvillalobos426510 ай бұрын
He's one of those comedians who can elevate even mediocre material with superb delivery.
@xTheOxx10 ай бұрын
And that's very convenient for him, because most of his material...
@immersivefps514110 ай бұрын
Hater #1
@immersivefps514110 ай бұрын
@@xTheOxx Hater #2
@stillwelltjz679810 ай бұрын
His delivery and cadence is on another level of great. This special was pretty meh tho
@DepthStrider22210 ай бұрын
It's not mediocre material, it's relatable material
@andrewsmith152010 ай бұрын
I saw Tom last year, died laughing the whole time, and remembered absolutely none of it by the time it was over... Was dyeing from laughter too much to retain anything! One of the bests!
@Beardymanlol10 ай бұрын
Dyeing from laughter? Is that like painting t-shirts with your blood in a spiral?
@benopheim973710 ай бұрын
holy smokes guy
@Valjean666dk10 ай бұрын
How long can you die before it takes?
@Chitown1910 ай бұрын
Bro I totally agree....outside of the son shower joke at the end hahaha
@donttrackmegoogle10 ай бұрын
What color did the laughter dye you?
@TrulyToriYouTube10 ай бұрын
The payoff was so much better than I could have imagined 💀
@iamskippy10 ай бұрын
Same 😂
@delvindeberry107710 ай бұрын
Strongly agree 😂😂😂
@wonkawilly557310 ай бұрын
That's exactly what your mother said😂🎉
@drchico4010 ай бұрын
He used different names depending on his location.
@Maxisamo110 ай бұрын
@drchico40 But considering he lives in Texas, and this definitely fits what Ted Cruz would say, I honestly believe it Like who else is this big of a weird dork?
@k.c.simonsen210 ай бұрын
I hope there's like 10 more of these Bonus Jokes that are gonna trickle out one by one.
@swanclipper10 ай бұрын
there are, they will and we can!
@seanm24110 ай бұрын
@@swanclipper we can?
@lafondawilliams10 ай бұрын
Why just shows how much of a sellout he is lmao, lets people censor him, beta
@Danpool1310 ай бұрын
I hope there's an entire specials worth of jokes. But your scenario is WAY more likely. I'll also take that.
@spyhydro701910 ай бұрын
@@lafondawilliamsyou have no idea how business works an that's why you will always be broke boi
@SweetJohnny10 ай бұрын
The whole show was awesome... made me laugh start to finish... this joke should have been in the special.
@firstlast47610 ай бұрын
cucks at netflix gotta be careful 🙄
@HomelessKoala10 ай бұрын
Your special was the greatest special I have seen in years, I was in stitches start to finish!!!
@Generalwolfy2410 ай бұрын
I’ve been watching tom for like 47 years
@rachelheller932610 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@venezuela007610 ай бұрын
Are you Steven Seagal? 😂
@kevinnogiets33333 ай бұрын
Skip-skip-skip-skip-skippy😆
@SordSwingrr12 ай бұрын
Nice
@alexoblivion9295Ай бұрын
😆
@pedromendes502210 ай бұрын
It is touching how a man crippled by PTSD from fighting for all of our freedoms in fallujah, out in the open seas in a bulgarian tanker, bazaars in morocco, and more, has the courage to go on stage and make everyone around him laugh. Thank you for your service o7.
@ragu454510 ай бұрын
Tom is a trust fund baby that has never needed to work a day in his life. He's father was the VP at Merrill Lynch. The guy grew up with a tennis court and pool and his backyard amongst other things.
@13christbane10 ай бұрын
@@ragu4545 im thinking you took his statement a bit too serious.
@andrewkleinhans423510 ай бұрын
@@ragu4545which makes his service to our country all the more remarkable. Courage is the only word I can think of to describe him.
@NGJ0510 ай бұрын
Couldn’t have said it better myself man. Green berets do so much for our country, thank you for your service tim.
@kalenhall123610 ай бұрын
@@ragu4545haven’t you seen the bags under his eyes absolute sight of late night combat 😂😂
@waedjradi10 ай бұрын
Tom is hilarious. Enjoyed this special. I look forward to his next show, no matter how long the wait. Pure art lol
@DropDMurphy10 ай бұрын
This whole special was gold!!
@jaiplays66110 ай бұрын
I remember him telling this joke when I saw him live. I was wondering why this joke didn't make it in the final cut lol
@therockbottom525610 ай бұрын
Probably legal reasons lmao
@rolandomedina851310 ай бұрын
You seen him live ? That's it...... whip it out and you shall be drained promptly sir.
@eddy4205710 ай бұрын
@@rolandomedina8513 weirdo
@mountainman022110 ай бұрын
When my friends and I heard this live the whole stadium was shaking after he made the name drop 😂😭
@AmountStax10 ай бұрын
I was wondering where the joke was. It was Ted Cruz....k....and..... Oh that was the punch. Ya.....😅 Ya that was 👍. Unless you're a dem that joke just reads as a sentence.
@we_be_nerds360110 ай бұрын
That ending line was perfect
@agrother10 ай бұрын
It's almost like he planned it that way
@commaJim10 ай бұрын
@@agrotheralmost like the commenter knows that
@jocu47510 ай бұрын
He did this joke before but said it was the ceo of pet smart
@Mike-hr7pc10 ай бұрын
I hope that he keeps doing his material for many many years. He's awesome !
@Razzy31610 ай бұрын
I love that this was cut but still needed to be heard 😂
@Milkydrummer10 ай бұрын
That ending….. fabulous stuff 😂😂😂
@CPDystopia10 ай бұрын
I'm so glad he posted this joke. I need to see him live.
@jeremymccleary154310 ай бұрын
I promise you, you will cry laughing
@ligaleagle10 ай бұрын
Fabulous! Thanks Tommy! You’ve made my Monday.
@DrYangPull10 ай бұрын
Tom did this bit when we saw him live and I completely forgot about it (he was in my city last August)...nice to hear again and get another good laugh out of it
@zinny122210 ай бұрын
Thanks Tim. Great special
@greul_vietii10 ай бұрын
The story with his mum made me choke laughing😂😂
@edgarsandoval28910 ай бұрын
Could you imagine Ted Cruz as a fan of Tom watching this very clip during his lunch break?😂
@chromicapop459510 ай бұрын
yes then making same cringe funny reaction tom saw him do
@kathiep778110 ай бұрын
Or worse...living next to Ted Cruz?? Yuk!
@David-R.10 ай бұрын
Lunch break?! What is he a Janitor?
@stevereber33589 ай бұрын
Ted Cruz is not a fan of Segura, he LIKES Amy Lindsay (Soft core porn he actually LIKED with a public account)
@alexamerling799 ай бұрын
I could see that considering Cruz has no self awareness.
@yellowleaf2810 ай бұрын
This was a brilliant treat, thank you
@comma_man10 ай бұрын
Tom talking to Bobby Lee about being shamed by Sushi restaurant owners for eating too much food while imitating them can be an hour long bit 😂 I’ll watch it every dayyy
@jamesdavis968610 ай бұрын
How many friend come with you?
@kyuny8710 ай бұрын
Try not to squint while saying that
@googleleavemynamealone914510 ай бұрын
link?
@saulshennan682510 ай бұрын
I don't know _any_ sushi restaurant owners or chefs who would complain about something like that.
@callanc392510 ай бұрын
@@saulshennan6825 Then you dont know any good sushi restaurant owners or chefs. Japanese culture is very against wasting food. If they dont care at all about you wasting food they are probably very americanised.
Not removed from Netflix. Just watched this exact clip. It came out today.
@switters867910 ай бұрын
I watched it last week and this joke was not in the special. Perhaps they added it back in. Edit: Or maybe it has to do with what country it is being watched from? That is a possibility.
@Daddy.loves.you.10 ай бұрын
@@switters8679 I don't know but neflix released the same exact clip on their youtube channel a few minutes before Tom.
@SageOfReality10 ай бұрын
Tom every single on of your specials make me nearly shit myself with laughter, thank you!
@Zimmon37510 ай бұрын
Pure gold
@Ninoluna11114 ай бұрын
LOVE AND LIGHT TO TOM SEGURA!!!❤😊
@kev_29910 ай бұрын
Must not have been during a power outage. 😂
@robertmcdonald377910 ай бұрын
Big facts, any natural disaster in Tx or blackout and you can expect ole' Teddy to plan a vacay.
@chixdighueyz10 ай бұрын
As soon as he mentioned a Senator my mind went straight to Ted, so I just about pissed myself at the end
@yannikakapralli10 ай бұрын
i thought he goes like "....and i walk beside his house and i hear Arnold Schwarzenegger screaming JaaaaJaaaGet to tha Choppaaa"
@jfr204510 ай бұрын
@@yannikakapralli I figured it out because of the "meehs"
@Norvillescoobs10 ай бұрын
He lives in river oaks in houston
@John_Fx10 ай бұрын
@@Norvillescoobs And Tom lives in Austin
@mrs.h272510 ай бұрын
You just know he’s one of the politicians who’s fought to keep it legal in their state for parents to marry off their daughters as young as 12 to older men in their churches 😬
@D3ADBOY10 ай бұрын
" I'm not making this up. I could not make this up." A k a I totally made this up
@lisawagner884510 ай бұрын
Thank you for sharing 😂
@rockstrong434210 ай бұрын
"I bought a house in a neighborhood that I think is too nice." The struggle is real.
@michaellechner319410 ай бұрын
Agree, i even consider to pray for him a wee bit!
@tugsman510 ай бұрын
Us poors just gotta work harder, hahaha
@OlinKreutzRules10 ай бұрын
@@tugsman5Hahahahaha You’re POOR
@yeehawyall645810 ай бұрын
I love Tom! 😂
@tommythethird252710 ай бұрын
I was here for this!!! 😁
@davidh79537 ай бұрын
The “mmyeahh” kills me lol
@ryanlitalien400710 ай бұрын
Ted Cruz telling me “hey I didn’t want to end it like that that was awkward.” Would be the funniest thing that had and ever will happen to me.
@samlichtensteinthemovie10 ай бұрын
Lol “may or may not” to avoid the oncoming lawsuit from the dude himself
@iamskippy10 ай бұрын
*I wish Ted would try to sue him.* A guy who politically supports a person who takes shots at his wife and dad ••• deciding to take a stand _against a comedian?!_ *That would be as poor of a decision as abandoning your state to fly to Cancún.*
@Jokester197910 ай бұрын
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Great job!!
@paleamigo857510 ай бұрын
Tom's delivery is legendary.
@goodbammsho10 ай бұрын
Imagine, just for fun, ole Teddy boy gets wind of this... says some crazy sh*t on the Twitter and then... the Mommies activate.
@RHt0910 ай бұрын
Ted Cruz doesn’t live in Tom’s neighborhood. It’s a nice thought tho
@masterofallgoons10 ай бұрын
@@RHt09- all the more reason he might bitch about thus on Twitter
@DustinSAlvarez10 ай бұрын
Special was fucken awesome 👌🏻
@Lint_Julep10 ай бұрын
This is perfect!
@wimwillems126310 ай бұрын
ohhhhhh tommmmm, don't ever change
@halcyonspiral10 ай бұрын
I'd love to hear how these neighborly conversations go after Tom buys a house in Louisiana.
@TacticalLeo10 ай бұрын
Probably built a wall surrounding his property lmao
@halcyonspiral10 ай бұрын
@@TacticalLeo no doubt.
@huntertalamantez98510 ай бұрын
What I would give to watch Tom have one of these interactions in person?
@robZzdaboss10 ай бұрын
He has them with Bert Kreisler
@EpicLoLs8910 ай бұрын
Why is this statement a question?
@devincognito893210 ай бұрын
@@EpicLoLs89he wants you to tell him😂😂😂
@ignorantlyspeaking10 ай бұрын
That is an interesting thought... these interactions seem awkward and snicker-laugh worthy... unlike Bert's style.. whether you love or hate him, his movie is a great representation of his joke-telling. Bert is one of those people who you could watch his interactions in person and just think.. this is a pretty average day.. then you hear his joke regarding the same exact interactions you witnessed and make a great story out of them. Tom on the other hand, his interactions seem to be more like.. ohh.. this guy is definitely about to do something stupid, I gotta see this. Both rely heavily on internal dialogue
@lpha42010 ай бұрын
it's a joke, this didn't happen.
@disneyfanhhh10 ай бұрын
Brilliant 😂😂
@aaronburratwood.695710 ай бұрын
NICE! What a perfect story once again Mr. Segura.
@gfdrthjigvtyhnhyg10 ай бұрын
his delivery is so unique.
@KerryLuckett10 ай бұрын
Oh, how I have missed you, Tom! Your storytelling technique is among the finest.
@laurendukes309910 ай бұрын
And THAT's why Tom is 1 of my FAVS!!!!
@zsuzsa45610 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Good one Mr. Segura!!! 😄👏👏👏
@canadianrobot10 ай бұрын
Watched Sledgehammer this wkd, one of the best specials I've seen in a very long time. Tom Segura...is funny
@Phi161803310 ай бұрын
This does sound like a conversation Ted Cruz would have with someone.
@iamskippy10 ай бұрын
It’s weird 💩 said by a Senator *that implies* if he’s saying this out loud to a new neighbor _the stuff he says privately or looks up online is_ *really bizarre* … it’s just *”locker room talk”* … like the stuff you say when you’re mic’d up on a bus❗️
@jonnyp328310 ай бұрын
Dan Crenshaw???
@badhombre662110 ай бұрын
Fantastic Segura! Great setup! 😊
@HausBauConstruction10 ай бұрын
ooooohhhhh that was GOLD!
@connorhough130410 ай бұрын
This was funnier than all of the jokes in the Netflix special 🤣🤣🤣 I really hope there’s more
@JonnyOpinionated10 ай бұрын
That whole set-up I was thinking to myself - "There's no way that even Cruz is that fucking weird... Bush maybe? Bush ignores societal norms and personal boundaries too... Who can it be? Oh wait fuck my ears it's Teddy."
@RHTeebs10 ай бұрын
Bush wasn't a senator, unfortunately.
@iamskippy10 ай бұрын
@@RHTeebs *Exactly!* Jeb: Former Florida Governor ••• GW (Prior to President) Former Texas Governor ••• Pappy Bush 🪦 ••• Billy Bush 🚌 *What other famous BUSH men are there?!*
@JonnyOpinionated10 ай бұрын
@@RHTeebs right... he was governor
@lostagain729210 ай бұрын
Cruz lives in houston not austin…
@thehangryone545210 ай бұрын
That was a great delivery
@romank860310 ай бұрын
Haha you should have left that in the special Tom!! So good!!!
@loganhernandez827610 ай бұрын
Touch my camera though the fence tommy
@chrisb433110 ай бұрын
Loved the punchline 😂😂
@liquidmagma10 ай бұрын
Schumer would have been funnier.
@lowcountryadventures554910 ай бұрын
Great punchline but doesn’t make sense at all
@peaner0839 ай бұрын
Awesome!!
@michaelcalero425910 ай бұрын
Amazing
@stevensullivan166410 ай бұрын
Nick Mullen
@TommyShlong10 ай бұрын
I'm 100% certain this is true and 100% not surprised
@laughlandavies93710 ай бұрын
“I am not making this up, I couldn’t be making this up…”
@joevanhart800210 ай бұрын
I heard him tell this live last year and I was gasping for air I was laughing so hard.
@p0ssesst10 ай бұрын
You should get out more.
@justinoffutt771210 ай бұрын
@@p0ssesstFound Ted’s burner account.
@nicolevahai598210 ай бұрын
Ha ha
@p0ssesst10 ай бұрын
@@justinoffutt7712 Speaks a lot about your level of intelligence if you believe this to be a true story.
@NathanAdamsCars10 ай бұрын
To be fair, the neighbor did give you a funny premise to work from lol
@vincentrodgers513810 ай бұрын
Thanks for your service, Tim!
@stephaniebrown974710 ай бұрын
“Oops” 😂
@GiselleReviews10 ай бұрын
Tom is so genuinely hilarious like I feel this is his day to day personality. lol 😂🤭😀❤
@Jeterfan90610 ай бұрын
If that is Ted Cruz then he’s funnier than I thought. Because opening and then continuing a conversation like that, with someone you’ve never met, is absolutely hilarious
@mneugent765810 ай бұрын
Totally agree.
@ROLtheWolf10 ай бұрын
Or being a strange narcissist
@mneugent765810 ай бұрын
@@ROLtheWolf How was Cruz, if the story is even true, a narcissist in that?
@d4mdcykey10 ай бұрын
That's not a sense of humor, that is a form of psychoses.
@tym548310 ай бұрын
@@d4mdcykeypretty funny to me.
@JJ-eq8vd10 ай бұрын
Was not ready for that
@juanrobbie317210 ай бұрын
this is guy is AWESOME...LOL...MADE MY DAY
@adamkoyn79210 ай бұрын
Sledgehammer is a great piece of work, definitely among his best. He's such a naturalistic storyteller that the time just flies by with his specials. Gonna watch it again tonight
@ImJayTeezy10 ай бұрын
All the way to the “oops” this joke was legendary 🤣👏🏽💯
@Aborrajardo10 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@pwdakota9410 ай бұрын
Seen this live and it was fantastic
@sinkWad10 ай бұрын
Tommy Suga killing it once again. Fuckin love it!
@hajduksplitist10 ай бұрын
I’m Canadian and my first thought was Ted Cruz. Lol
@ms3600010 ай бұрын
The greatest punchline 😂😂😂
@CassandraKarimthebarnmaid10 ай бұрын
Hilarious!😅😅😂😂😂
@thruxtonvalrico6710 ай бұрын
You should ask Ted to investigate Garth. They're both in the same business: entertainment and serial killing. They could compare notes and dumping grounds.
@RHt0910 ай бұрын
Ted Cruz doesn’t live in Austin
@masterofallgoons10 ай бұрын
@@RHt09- but he IS a Garth-level murderer
@thruxtonvalrico6710 ай бұрын
@@RHt09 That’s EXACTLY what a serial killer would want you to believe. Where are the bodies, Ted?
@MrKnoxguy10110 ай бұрын
Good to see Segura still killing it on stage. The man is a work horse. Between YMH, being on the road while maintaining parenthood and everything in between.. it’s a wonder how he’s had what little available time to have gotten in such good shape.
@McL0VINNN10 ай бұрын
Cocaine.
@bananenkuchen723010 ай бұрын
Don't eat Shit. Don't drink softdrinks
@inisus10 ай бұрын
and all without drinking
@MajesticPickle_10 ай бұрын
@@inisushe definitely drinks...
@PabloEskimofo10 ай бұрын
I feel like comedians have a loooot of time on their hands. They can probably think of jokes while doing every day normal stuff that us plebes have to worry about after a work week
@pyrexmaniac10 ай бұрын
😅😂LOVE IT.
@andmicbro110 ай бұрын
Oh man, that payoff at the end was great! Fantastic!
@BlackoMuiri10 ай бұрын
Maybe….just maybe…greatest and hardest punchline EVER!!🎉
@jgberzerker10 ай бұрын
Seriously, I’d rather talk to Craig at the bank about how he’s doing.🤣
@RogueKnight3310 ай бұрын
That was BYFAR one of THE BEST put together joke I have ever heard 😂😂😂
@JoeSmith-dl9ok10 ай бұрын
I was wondering what happened to this joke. When my wife and I went to the show in Phoenix (during the taping for the special) he told it, and I was waiting on it when I watched. But also, some douchebag heckled during our show and stopped everything, so I’m not surprised much of our show didn’t make it in. Idk why anybody would heckle a guy the paid $100 some odd bucks to see and get kicked out. Funny thing was, before the show, the heckler had walked right past my wife and I on the way to his seat w his buddy, and just by the way he looked and walked I told my wife-that guy is a fuckin douchebag”. When he came back around on his way out I couldn’t fuckin believe it
@Scholes178810 ай бұрын
I was at the same show as you and that a$$clown created the only blemish in an otherwise perfect show
@RhytAwAyMistahJ10 ай бұрын
I think we all knew who he was talking about. 😂
@tgmbrett10 ай бұрын
Lmaooooooooo so goood
@dirtyrandy259210 ай бұрын
The ending was awesome 😂
@BigDaddyBeefPatty10 ай бұрын
I can't believe they removed this from Netflix. Best joke of the whole damn show. The show was great but this had me howling. 😂
@ethanmrobins10 ай бұрын
You didnt watch the special cause this definitely isnt the best bit
@tidal910 ай бұрын
I love Tom, but if this is the best, I'll pass.
@EulogizingSleep10 ай бұрын
This joke bombed badly in my town lol
@jeremymccleary154310 ай бұрын
@@EulogizingSleepsounds like you live in a fun town...lol
@PJPeterson10 ай бұрын
It’s a low IQ joke for low IQ left-wingers. That’s why it didn’t make the cut.
@hollywoodchris10 ай бұрын
Didn't "the mechanic" already do this joke? lol There were 6 or 7 similarities in this that Bert already did in his last special.
@YoYo-gt5iq10 ай бұрын
Tom also did another version of this with another famous person who it "may or may not have been."