is this legit tony hawk omg

Hey man, thanks for always wearing your safety gear and setting a good example, sorry kurtis was mean to you about it he was being a bit of a fake skater boi fan who smells like peepeepoopoocacaweewiz

@@arianahameed7101IT IS OMG he even mentioned Kurtis in his instagram story

@@arianahameed7101i honestly can’t tell

I love how the actual Tony freaking Hawk is even unrecognized and buried in the comments of this video about him

That was the best part

Like a whole 5 seconds before it ended 💀

I can still hear it now….

8:35

@@evangeline9584what?

no offense but this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

I’m cryingggggg this is so funny

Omg twinning. I thought that when I was like 8

@@jackshadowbrowse samesies except i thought that until 14 💀

Wait this isn’t true?

yup, he's a good dude

hello raiden shogun fan

Ah makes sense

YOOOO nier, kurtis, and genshin fan??

You can't safely bail and knee slide down vert without pads. Pads are way more required in vert than street.

Hahaha what the hell does that even mean? Was he concerned about the safety of the human cannonballs?

@@tentardigrades968 noooo he was concerned for the patrons of the circus! As they would surely all scream and run if they saw a skinless human cannonball!

Oh, I get it now. From the video, I could tell he said “human cannonballs,” but at first I thought he was warning patrons to “keep right” to stay out of the way of the skaters, and I thought he was referring to them as “human cannonballs with skin” because “human wrecking balls” is a bit of a cliched term. At least I think I get it now. The human cannonball was a stunt performer at the circus a long time ago. (Actually, I think it was an illusion, but it doesn’t matter.) So the line is saying that customers don’t actually want to see stunt performers get maimed and mutilated. “People (viewers) like [to see] their human cannonballs (stunt performers) with skin (unharmed),” and the “with skin” part is specific to skaters because scraping a bunch of skin off is one of the most common injuries from skating.

​@@readwrecksThanks for the breakdown!

It sounds like "People like testicles"

Especially important to wear safety gear while learning to do something like skateboard. *Especially* a helmet. I've seen people say that they don't need to wear a helmet while riding a bike because they're super good at it, but it only takes one bad fall to leave you with a concussion (or worse).

​@@northstarjakobsyehq my mum biked to work without a helmet and crashed onto the ground, skidding her face, left a mark to this day.

@@northstarjakobs Even when you do wear a helmet things can happen. Look at Scotty Cranmer. He was wearing a helmet; his accident paralyzed him from the neck down.

I had nowhere to skate when I was younger. When I was older, I was in a perfect neighborhood for it, and I bought a board and safety gear. But I was too afraid that the younger kids on the street would hassle me about it so I never even tried.

My partner used to skateboard before developing health problems. She not only admires that Tony is very proactive about safety gear, especially as he gets older, she's told me that the first thing you learn in skateboarding is how to fall down a certain way to minimize injury.

Kiss me

what did you do at the circus?

​@@toothfairy10133Peel the human cannonballs

That's what I heard too! Not sure how that's cool for a kids movie though lol.

Thank you! I can hear it now :)

I hope eventually you were able to finish the video man, you wont believe what comes past that part

I literally almost triggered an asthma attack with how hard I laughed! He’s just LAYING THERE

i came here rewatch JUST for this joke

if someone pointed it out to me i’d be like “yeah he kinda does look like him” and then move on

fr he kinda just looks like some guy

I mean he has experienced that a lot based on his tweets

Tbh, pretty sure he makes jokes about it himself

i barely see his face

Like he's Spiderman

Back than that was a diss. God we....we were lame.

@@SaintShionnah man- i will unironically call ppl freak of the week now, its so camp

Hello Miles Edgeworth from hit game

@PragmaticProsecutor Wait, that’s not a thing that happens to other people on a regular basis?

Lmao if that's true, tell your dad the caca and weewhiz joke made me cackle in bed until I almost peed

@@irisfilmproductions he almost made you weewiz...

Source: I made it the f*ck up!

Say hi to your dad for me. It's been years - I was the production designer and CG Supervisor on this film. If I recall, the producer(Ben) wanted it to be more like a skate video with a story than a film with skateboarding.

oh youre lying

I loved that one as a kid

Also Igor

I THOUGHT THE EXACT THING THANK YOU

*Serling

his… his name is Rod Serling. Bro is not British currency (but cool comment)

yeah.

And coincidentally every single person on the planet happens to be familiar with him despite him being irrelevant for 20 years and can also recognize that this "Anthony" looks just like Tony Hawk, and that every single place Tony Hawk ever goes in his life he just happens to run into someone who has to comment that he looks like Tony Hawk. It's so crazy that that doesn't happen to any other celebrity.

@@FrenkTheJoy he’s never irrelevant, he is eternal, he is Tony hawk

@@FrenkTheJoyTony will never be irrelevant

A celebrity is where everywhjere you go people recognise you whereas Tony Hawk just has people tell him he looks like Tony Hawk. Ergo he's just a chill guy everyone knows about

THAT’S WHAT IT WAS WHAT ON EARTH

Yeah knowing what the line is feels worse than not knowing

WTF 😭😭😭

I caught it the first time hearing it, but it's still horrifying and I don't know wtf it means.

i mean hes kinda right tho

what about rental bones

@@thestargazer679 Too expensive to break rental bones because you lose your security deposit! 😂

​@@podgy5highly recommend just getting some used bones instead of renting tbh.

Ugh same I let out the biggest howl, I need that 😩

The way they said "it's gotta be Tony" and tony looks around like it WAS him

it smells like caca and weewee

seriously it smells like caca and wee wizz 🤨

No seriously why's it smell like caca and wee wizz?

glue trap *Tony Hawk fucking dies*

@@c.jwhite LITERALLYYYY

Those were some mad beats yo

He looks like Mark Zuckerberg in that movie 😂

I laughed so hard

“think like they’re He-Man cattle boys with stingers” is what i heard

​@@grumpgufHOW

Heisenburger I see you everywhere daddio

HeisinDaddy 🥵

@@RavenclawNimbus fr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ur not funny bruh

Damn bruh that’s insaneeee

this makes so much sense. i thought he said “people like their human cannibals with skin” and was so confused as to why he’d specify “human” cannibals… i also can’t help but wonder why either one would be without skin??? like did i miss the context???? lmao

@@katie5097 i heard that too and was so scared trying to connect cannibals with this film

I heard the same thing but with kids instead of people

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I think the first word is 'kids' but other than that, this makes sense yeah

I did too

literally me

As one should (I would know nothing about this I was born in the early 2000s 😭)

We all did 😡😡 ya zoomer

Sorry, I'll cool my jets, man!😅

Or several Scooby Doo episodes where the villain, when unmasked, is Tony Hawk. Every time and with 0 mention as to why.

I had the same though lol. It sounds like getting kidnapped was just a Tuesday for tony hawk.

Hawknapped 💀

To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation. Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God." Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast." Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life." True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord." Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved." Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit." Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands." This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.

ooooohhh that’s what he said, thank you

Oh I thought it was cannibals lol

@@sweetlids2898 same

I thought he said "he provides their human cannibals with skin" as in there's another circus and the only reason ringleader can sustain cannibals in their circus is because they feed them skin.

@@jakebrantley8889 lol

Same, except I have no idea where my parents got it. I always thought skateboarding was sick when I was little, still do now. This plus the games and all the shows that involved skating personalities in the early 2000s were awesome.

they forgot the lighting bruh

"so again it'll look much better when its fully rend" "no its perfect" ".. i wha" "render it all like this this is how it will look on the big screen"

it's like old veggie tales

I don’t know why but this whole movie reminds me of monster house 💀

It’s like they made an entire film out of the FMV cutscenes of Twisted Metal 3

i have a reaction image folder too!

Frrrr

Your username and pfp is 👌

But I don't wanna look like a dweeb 😎😈🛹

@@dboyedoe instead you look like an pathetic idiot sheeple who is unwilling to stand against even the most insignificant societal norm, even when their life is at risk . I saw a kid die a couple years back from falling and hitting his head with no helmet, he really looked cool being carted away on a stretcher and then appearing on the news with his parents sobbing and begging other people not to repeat his mistake . I don’t get what’s cool about being so afraid about what other people think about you that you can’t rebel in even the slightest way and are instead willing to sacrifice your life to appease the other idiots .

​@@dboyedoeonly dweebs and nerds don't have shattered bones and brain trauma 😎😎😎🛹🛹🛹

@@quigglesmcgigglesthat’s just skate culture. Kids and nerds wear pads. Vert skaters are an exception because they’re flying 20 feet in the air. You will never catch any self respecting street skater wearing pads.

And my favorite thing was 3:07

Mine was the apology before the sketch. I literally thought "kurtis is really going to show an unrelated sketch huh..." than he said that and I died. 💀

You don't get 1000 likes

:(

That's not breaking the fourth wall. Breaking the 4th wall is when someone in a scene addresses the audience directly either by speaking to the camera or a live audience.

That's how it goes, my worst skating injury, bending my elbow °70 in the wrong direction, just cruising around a pool. Watch the clip of Chad Muskas career ending injury, he doesn't even fall, just lands funny. One of the best skaters ever done in by a weird spinal issue. Hope your walking okay at least!

HAHAHAAHAH

but we’re definitely keeping the sick beats to the maximum

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious" ~ Oscar Wilde

I started reading this comment just as Kurtis said this and it freaked me out

he blinked more than twice in the video, we have to save him

Also why would you risk the integrity of your elbow, knee or other joints? Especially if sports is your job. It feels so 2000s to make fun of safety gear.

This is pretty much my thoughts as well. He’s how I convinced my daughter to use her skate safety gear.

Noooooo shit huh

@@Shirumoon true. I used to go to parkour classes and it only took one tibia hit for me to rush to buy protective socks (a large strip of skin almost completely detached but because it was 'almost' I could still feel the pain in it which was super weird). I bet Hawk hurt himself too much while wearing safety gear to even consider skating without. Wear safety gear, and always stretch before sports. Or you'll learn the hard way.

that, and when he's doing commercials it helps ppl recognize him better. otherwise as twitter has shown, he kinda just looks like some guy

only boom boom sabotage 😭

Haha!! How did you even come across it? 😂

Man, the old tony hawk games were THE BEST GAMES back in the day when ps2 and the original Xbox and 360 were the main consoles.

@@futuristic.handgunit was on Cartoon Network that’s how I saw it

@@Matt-cu8qkblockbuster, haven’t heard that name in years

well it's easy to smell like shit when you're a sk8erboi

not that I don't have a base level of respect for tony hawk from growing up in the 00's lol

No listen, I was legitimately on the floor

His eyes darting around KILLED ME

17:04

Every week it seems

no fr it makes me concerned

Miles Morales to the Spot be like

hey wait a minute

Birds can skateboard?

huh

yes

Tony hawk is like the older nyjah and also the vert nyjah becuause nyjah is a street skater

Ahh to be a man in his 30’s that also skates

@@punkinhoot I don't think they were being judgemental. They were literally just playing into the joke

To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation. Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God." Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast." Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life." True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord." Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved." Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit." Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands." This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.

Lol being 30 isn't all its cracked up to be. I'm getting there and I hate it already.

ONG UELO

they're more than funny they're radical.

I mean, I play ice hockey. I HAVE to wear my padding and helmet/mask as a goalie because I would likely be dead

agreed even on flatground you can still have an accident he's just making sure he doesn't get injured.

one of my worst injuries was from flatground skating 😭 im still recovering

@@mostlyeva Oof. I near snapped my wrist before I took a break

Ouch

It’s like goat story lol

Hoodwinked is one of those movies

Just one of those movies you gotta turn your brain off for. But as like a Trauma Response.

not all audiences ... ;0; not me tho hahahaha I also like skin on people

The skin *is* tasty though...

YES

​@@dominique_jolyI beg your pardon

Omg thank you

You need to Google the Tulsa race massacre

@@morganmatthews2222Foul. Jail for a thousand years

@morganmatthews22221 bruh

havent seen that since 1760

@@morganmatthews2222disgusting 🤢 do not speak.

I think that’s EXACTLY right.

This raises more questions

I thought he said “please provide the human Canibals with skin”

And the most money, which he mentions in the video

lets be fair, it's called "Tony Hawk" and it's about skateboarding, and they delievered skateboarding tony hawk. What else do you want?

I think they're motion captured or rotoscoped

Did you guys like.... Not watch the whole video? He definitely mentioned the motion capturing and the budget🗿

@@sweki5983 I hadn't when I commented, I knew it before hand but wasn't sure if I remembered right?

LMAO very

I love that he seems to not give a hoot about it either. Major respect for someone who's comfortable being who they are. Age is mostly just a number.

Everyday you learn something new about the Kurtis canon

It's the Kurtisverse

Kurtis Cinematic Universe (KCU)

I have a feeling this was produced at least partially within Canada because this used to air now and then on one of our kids' channels back in the 2000s. I distinctly remember seeing promos for it and thinking it looked like absolute trash and wanting nothing to do with it.

Mang i gave him this dvd at a live show cuz it was too cursed to keep in my own home

that was extremely expected tbh

a true hero thank you boom boom sabotage

Were you stupid or something.. it took this to make you have a big brain moment to figure that out 😂😂

You know Tony is in the comments, right?

here i am feeling unimpressed for doing all that before kindergarten in the early 90's different times now i guess 🤷‍♂

​@@sethreign8103 Wow that's so cool dude tell us more about how you effortlessly did that at 1 month old

Lol I can see it now, "you have to try this trick, the camera showed you doing it"

its the plot of a twilight zone episode too

The skateboarding specifically being part of it makes a Goosebumps plot.

ain't this a goosebumps book

yes

I wish more movies put “again” in the title instead of “2”. And then for each sequential movie they have to find another way to say “again”.

This almost makes me want to go back and read all of my favorite Goosebumps books lol. It was about 14 years ago, but I distinctly remember the part in the book where the kid saw a picture of his foot with a rusty nail all the way through it. I can see images in my head really well, so the picture I imagined burned itself into my memory, and I can still imagine it all this time later. It wasn't scary to me or anything, I was just like "lol that's wild" and never forgot about it lol.

yes! i knew the concept sounded familiar but i couldnt remember what book it was from

Lol i was just about to comment this. I thought kurtis would be familiar with the show since it's Canadian

What the hell nitro?

more like a KING smelling a fresh and juicy piece of goat cheese

me too pls help. i havent stopped floating ols help im at like 200 feet high

I hope Kurtis doesn't upload on the day I get married! I would fly away right when I was about to kiss the bride sigh

Same

Awoooga

Mainframe also produced a _Rachet & Clank_ movie iirc.

How’d she know it was tony hawk? Is your grandmother the only person who can recognise him?

@@rachelcookie321 It does sound like a weird twilight zone episode 🤣

And a Penguinz0 video

​@ShaniaTaki we get a penguinz video everyday, he keeps us fed 😌

Peepee, poopoo, caca AND wee-whiz??

​@@Mossfaerieno

and a new danny video if you count his deleted video

that exact voice line made me do the exact same thing- she voices several different characters but yeah she's most known for being Nori and Mariposa

what a crossover

i have the faintest memories of the same concept being a goosebumps episode but i much prefer this

@@crm7ni think it might’ve been the twilight zone.

@@crm7n jeez that show was my entire childhood. think it was say cheese and die or something like that i can’t remember

@@crm7nI WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THIS I WAS GONNA COMMENT ABOUT THE GOOSEBUMPS EPISODE

@@blacksabbitha there was also a twilight zone episode, yes! it was called "a most unusual camera" :p

The actual models and textures are just so subpar even for the time, but yeah the animations and design concepts are not all that bad.

Yeah I've noticed that so often in not-great pieces of media that involve animation & design (like movies & video games), I can tell that certain individuals behind the scenes actually did their job pretty well. At least put a lot of effort into it. Unfortunately no one can really tell, because too many of the other pieces they weren't responsible for failed to come together...and good animated movies involve soo many pieces coming together perfectly. (And I'm not saying the other people involved put no effort in at all, usually they did but they just didn't have the ability to pull it off with the tools they had in the time they were given. Even the best artists in the world require time!) /End ramble sorry 😅

Is because of the power of boom boom Huck jam

I was just thinking about this! It's such a fun movie, immediately remembered once the sketch started!

It's also technically the plot of a Goosebumps book/episode! Say cheese and die

@@tia2237that was my first thought!!!

​@@tia2237😫

​@@tia2237That book itself was inspired by the Twilight Zone episode with the same premise, I forgot the name.