It clearly wasn't pure horror, he was just surprised. Idiot.

You forgot the quotes around Burger.

It's a burger Jim but not as we know it.

""""""""""Burger""""""""""

@@oskarrandall that's it

@@samcal5075 wym

"Oh, you are fucking shitting me"

signalex1182 na mate ur just a two year old that can’t spell

@@Prod.R1co Oh the irony.

This is my second vid and so far they're fucking hilarious

@xXRHYSTYRELLXx But it's Stuart...

As if it's going to leap out and bite him

@Sassy The Sasquatch This burger probably turned quite a few people vegan.

In fairness....if there's anything I expect to mutate into living food.....it would be something that has been in Ashens sofa.

Same when he thinks Ashen is about to take another bite of the "it was meat at some point" hamburger.

DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH IT!

lmao this comment section is gold

if you watch the video, you'll notice they say many of the same things - wild

The way Dan says 'I do' comes a close second

Hazbin Vaggie? 👀

@@carbonearts9955 This was years before Hazbin Hotel was ever a thing.

MXCloverlel

"An Excellent Bun"

MXClover I laughed at that for 10 whole minutes.

MXClover Its always bad when you dont believe what is inside a can! ROFL

MXClover I died

Only 50 times worse

+shlibber My school had government shipped re-heated microwaved school lunch, I ate once or twice throughout the whole year

+shlibber Jesus, my heart goes out to you. I thought I had it bad.

Mario Almanza the gray stuff

shlibber exactly

Just think about the ones that didn't pass quality control.

@@Vaultboy101 i dont think there is any

"Carefully" crafted. I agree with the editing hypothesis but that is not carefully crafted, it looks like a minimum wage worker made it at the end of the day.

aka, LITERAL FECAL MATERIAL

Also usually the label picture is what they suggest you use the product on. I don't expect hotdog to come in the sausage's bag.

Just before he was like it even show a perfect serving with a bun and tomatoes but even then the burger is horrible

The accent just tops it all off. I'm dying over here.

Its 1:30 am and im laughing my ass off when they said that

I am the 700th person to like this comment

I'm the 817th person to like this comment

HAHAHAHAHH

"THERE'S A WHOLE FUCKING THING LIKE ON THE-"

Where is the accent from 🤣🤣

He lives in Norwich

What’s hard about picking up on the accent? You make no fucking sense

I want a tin of this just so I can have it on my kitchen shelf 😂

I can think of very little else I would prefer the least to happen.

But wouldn't boiling the can for ten odd minutes make it kinda hard to open?

@@6inTruder My guess is that the can just spontaneously opens itself.

@@HappyBeezerStudios in boiling water?

@@HappyBeezerStudios I will go by old composite ration packs from round WW2 and the 50s and guess you pop the ringpull to make a gas release and then submerge the tin about three quarters of the way.

sirprintalot *exists* *Dan makes throwing up sound*

CounterNerd closes video Dan makes throwing up sound

FlattenedRabbit Dan makes a throwing up sound. Dan makes a throwing up sound.

Cipher Revenant in all seriousness though, I think Dan is funny.

I sense a new meme is being born

In a tin.

Or that fermented fish stuff.

Vegetarian Edition

Martin Drkoš surströming

Martin Drkoš *A Fermented, Century Egg mixed with Fermented Fish and surströming. Tho when I think about that, Stuart would probably die.*

He IS though

Somebody's in love.

@@ShadowYoshi-Vincent- ?

@D'niro Gavin he's a bit of a pussy yes....but an adorable one.

Neh he's a pussycat

He seems like a major wimp.

He seems like a major wimp.

Milk is full of pus and disgusting.

Ashens: Look! An egg! *Dan starts to uncontrollably vomit*

Dan a cookie! *Dan vomits

Smoke yeah made me be afraid of burgers for 2 years or so because thought I was going to die

Smoke Leave it to Disney to make a TV show on deadly food poisoning. And what kid would honestly eat an old dusty burger found under a bed. To think of it, how would a burger end up under a bed anyway ?

***** It's America, there are burgers everywhere, even under beds.

Smoke haha

Smoke i once ate a burger i dropped at mcdonalds in schuyler nebraska

Soon then..

@Humans Are a Virus You weren't complaining when the Americans saved you from speaking German...twice.

According to the website it can't even be sold in America

@@joeg6242 gg

I'd rather have a hamburger MRE then that. At least then you get other stuff to eat and a drink.

You are absolutely right. I found myself watching 9, 10, even 13 year old ashens vids and they still amuse me to no end.

You just can't help it. Neither can I. Whenever we are on KZfaq eating, we are drawn to this channel, and there nightmarish reviews. That, or we go and watch Nerd3. Either way, it's instinct.

A Random Loaf of Bread XD yup

A Random Loaf of Bread ikr?!

A Random Loaf of Bread How the hell can a loaf of bread use a keyboard? Let alone read a comment on the internet?

I never said I used a keyboard or read comments. I have a human slave that I have possessed to do that for me.

What they were expecting was something similar to spam (potted meat) and they would provide the bun.

I am also surprise that inside that tin is an entire "burger".

Mustang424 I know that's what *they* were expecting because they said so. I'm just saying I don't get why.

Serucipe Because people normally don't put whole burgers in tins?

Thats nice

Don't talk shit about canned bread that stuff is fire!!!

+theMcWOPPER Wow! Canned bread! this place is heaven

Ah yes, Tentacle Acres. Who can forget?

I read that as Testicle Acres.

what's the difference amirite

+Bolverk-GTM I fucking know right?

James Franco shot op cyka

No its 100% krap

90% bun, 10% horrible, miscolored, probably poisonous mystery meat. Seems about right.

+Crimson Vulpes My god... It's full of stars!

+Crimson Vulpes and that bun was only 5% bun

So odd I just came from watching tf2 videos and I see a top comment with this profile pic(:

you mean like skyrim with BUNS, right? -shot-

JSHADOWM y u do dis

***** "7.2 out of 10 too much water" - ign

Mauricio Boites "10000000000/10 it's ok" - IGN

***** 0/10 "It's not Call of Duty." -IGN

Excellent quote man

I hope there are no Klingons on the starboard bow, Capt Kirk isn't coming in peace and phasers set to kill, and I hope you find some life, but not as you know it.

@@Audiomancer and ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics.

Graeme Pryce you might as well just go to McDonalds and get a full meal, at least it's fresh when it's made right.

Marth Well, I think the 'trekking burger' is designed or times when you are too ar from a McDonalds to do that, but if you must use tinned food this 'thing' should be the last option. You can get a tin of beans and sausage for about 50p that is ten times tastier and 9 times less expensive! lol

Ali Abbas ^^^

Graeme Pryce oh god

Jezz In America I can buy a fresh burger for 1 dollar And yet the salad is what costs 5

Hahahaha same! @Stanley54

Artificial Salad

I don't think the best type of person who likes burgers would eat one out of a can.

Apéritif 420 I don't think anyone who likes burgers would eat one out of a can...

I dunno. Last time we went camping, My dad brought a grill meant to be put over a fire, and we had grilled chicken, fish, pork, and yes, hamburgers. They were pretty damn good.

Sreven199 That is light camping. I mean hiking into the forest with no amenities camping.

Ahhh. Okay. Sorry, Didn't know you meant hardcore camping.

Soylent trekkers.

These guys should feel lucky to have this. 100% pure ground trekker is getting pretty expensive these days.

Your profile picture perfectly represents one of their reactions.

shlibber why, thank you.

especially since horses dont have the ability to puke but hey its an unicorn!

BazingaUnicorn vaggie cream

BazingaUnicorn Same

+brainjuice654 zombie burger!!!

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE.

*_A Zomburger._*

+Invader GIR WISE FWOM YOUW GWABE!

+brainjuice654 Zombie burger

***** Vaggie burger is much worse.

***** Haha you didn't get the joke.....

UnrelatedNonsense I got the joke. It was shite.

***** It was pretty great.

***** Ahahahhahaha you legend XD

Would fresh up the bun and massively alter the taste of everything in it. It could actually make a pretty big difference, really. Still probably wouldn't be very nice, but like the difference between the bolognese and the chicken curry hot pots. It could make it edible.

AgentTasmania You see how the meat was gray on it's under side? That's what happens to meat that would have gone out of date without a massive amount of preservatives, and they have to put food colouring in it. They only coloured one side of the meat. That's cheap.

Good point. I withdraw my optimism. Neither side was the colour of nicely cooked beef.

RC Gusto ate this same burger and yes you are supposed to boil it in the can (it will not explode. The can will basically steam cook everything). Both RC Gusto and Emmymade also ate a canned burger that came in a box similar to what the Big Mac and other similar burgers come in.

Imagine writing this comment, reading it and then deciding to actually post it.

@voltaire shut up nerd

Purple Pinkie Pie Lol, ur comment made my morning. Thanks

Purple Pinkie Pie Yeah, they actully sell canned bread. Like whole loafs in a tin! It's weird but....good apoclys food...i guess.

Apocalypse ^^

FrankFilthy _Tv he means the show was right

Carvail bb wow you're a bender

That's my favorite part XD

I died at that part xD

Gets me every time.

just get cheap pasta or cancel your Internet. anything to avoid that horror.

Except something like this is probably ridiculously overpriced (mind you, I wouldn't eat that if you paid me to - and I'm a student as well!)

I didnt mean it as i'd go out of my way to buy something like this, but id still eat it, better than going hungry

John DeBrino That's pretty much what i eat most of the time.

John DeBrino rAmen to that, brother :D

Me too 😂

There's absolutely nothing funny.

@@voltairearouet1374 sure there is

MkDonelds is vry delishush chjkejenm

Assassin268 I only ate a McDonalds once, i paid 20$ for a cheedar cheeseburger, Had to wait 30 minutes (standing) for them to make the bloody thing, and it did taste pretty good. But... I had a pain in my heart for the rest of the day. I was literally too scared to drink cola thinking i would pass out, and have in mind that the burger was really goddamn tiny (about 4,5 cm). It just makes me wonder how do people that eat Big Macs in a daily basis are still alive.

Adachi: Midnight Rapist 20 FUCKING DOLLARS!? HOLY SHIT! Also yeah mcdonalds burgers don't taste awful they just are awful lol.

Adachi: Midnight Rapist A burger you ate caused heart damage within the same day? Are you stupid?

Amelia Hartman No just weak i guess.

That's because it's German. If you look at the writing carefully.

+Monster of the East I don't think Germany is the only country that's ever thought to put a burger in a can.

+Monster of the East "I LIKE VAGGIE" German for "fuck this food"

+M.O. but its from tailand..

***** Whatever. In spanish it's "Tailandia". That's why i wrote it like that. There're a few words similar between the languages except by the little difference of an h. harmony;armonía . ability; habilidad. An so Those similarities made me misspell even in spanish, wich is what i actually speak

That's just dissimilar enough to an American flag that they can claim it wasn't meant to be one, but with the stars and stripes visible in the image it does look like they were trying to invoke it lol

+EeblShadow Fucking flat noodles and uncooked rice

mmmmmmm canniblism

Underrated comment.

Stuff it around xzd

@@killert41 ah the ol' "weldy stuff" technique

+Just Another Fanboy *Dan makes a throwing up sound* *Dan makes a throwing up sound* *Dan's throwing up sound makes a throwing up sound* *Dan's throwing up sound makes a throwing up sound throwing up sound sound sound*

+vaiyt why'd you stop *keep going!*

or both

I find him quite annoying.

ThatOneGirl reverse sexism lol

Tim0o It would be reverse sexism if i said all guys are pussies but i didn't. you failed dude lol

ThatOneGirl Hello M'lady *tips fedora*

or prison

Same thing

^^^^^^^^

I now how ya feel man

+fluxx wolfe know*

Was that sarcastic, methinks that was sarcastic.

she is obviously a triggered trekker who has these burgers every day

This doesn't even count as a burger. It doesn't even look anything like a burger. Everything on it is at the bare minimum of is used in a burger.

Are you making a Game Grumps reference in a ashens video? .... At least you're referencing when they were actually good...Oh ho! The internet is going to destroy me....

Ah, the good old days.

primeevil41 Eh, whether you prefer Danny or Jon is completely subjective. Smart people won't judge.

ok...

I cant upvote this comment enough

Some how, some way, you actually managed to use the wrong "there". Even when "there" is the correct one, AND the default "there" that people always use, you still managed to mess it up. Don't take it too hard, but I am laughing too much not to mention that XD

Scawsome I'm usually so good about my "there"s.

Duncan Van Ooyen We all make mistakes

Yall rite catbug, yall okay bud *pats head*

TheErciyaslar No they make them even more horrible now.

TheErciyaslar But they'd never go bad! (I'm not joking McDonalds food NEVER EXPIRES!)

BloodySteel64 It can rot though in a few weeks, but vacuum sealed it might last longer.

BloodySteel64 i htought that was only in a frige i mean liek 14 years...

Keeps you from being sick to your stomach

+Kevin Arehart was it over 30 years old? if not, you gotta step it up! ;)

Yup. Fun fact ginger ale has more carbonation then any other soda, which along with the ginger really helps nausea