Serving suggestion: Don’t

This is something Gordon Ramsay would see in his sleep paralysis

Back here 8 years later and this is still as hilarious as when I watched this content to procrastinate studying

“Any vegetarians in the house? what’s that? all of you now?” is an underrated line.

I'd rather eat the can...

That's chicken? It looks like an aborted Xenomorph.

It wasn’t expired. It’s from the U.S., so the date is in M/D/Y. The expiration date was actually the 8th of December

Yellow fat is actually quite normal in a truly free range chicken. It is a sign they have eaten a varied diet, consuming large amounts of insects and others things one would expect them to eat in nature. Given this is a canned product I doubt they used the best free range chicken and so I wonder what created that yellow colour.

Decomposing chicken corpse in a can

whenever a chicken committed a crime most fowl, they're sentenced to become Whole Chicken in a Can.

Life is a hell of a thing. One day you're pecking round the yard, dustbathing with your mates, the next you're shoved headfirst into a can and sealed up for the whole internet to laugh at.

My step dad served in the British army, he told me a story about being served this utter monstrosity during a field exercise once , good Christ every detail he said about it was right.

This video is the birth point of veganism

It saddens me that a chicken had to die for this.

The chicken looks like a cheap practical gore special effect from the 80-s.

That revealing of the carcass slithering from the can was scarier than some horror film scenes. The chicken pelvic bone worse than Predator Beast face.

>Pours out florescent fat water. sweet fuck... >Pours out chicken abomination HOLY SWEET FUCK

I feel sorry for the poor bird that had to die for... whatever the hell this was.

We were given a canned chicken one time. Gave it to the cat. He got sick and was puking for a day and a half, poor bastard.

Every so often I need to watch this again, as therapy.

The year is 2020. The food shops are empty and society is grinding to a halt. This is the last thing on the shelf. I'd rather starve to death.

A CHICKEN DIED FOR......FOR.....THIS....THING.

8:07 - This is the kind of meal where you pray _after_ eating.

This thing surely violates the Geneva Convention

it is pretty hard to ruin chicken. Then there is this.

Imagine being a chicken, and losing your life for your carcass to be thrown into a can lmfao

Mental how PETA has spent years and millions of pounds on advertising yet this is the thing that made me vegan

I feel sorry for that chicken. As if it wasn't mistreated enough when alive.

Send a can to Gordon Ramsay

anyone else remember how in breaking bad they put the bodies in barrels of acid

you ever kill those barnacles things from half-life specifically the ones from the second game, this is what gets puked up by them.

Been watching some of these older vids again while I'm in the hospital. This is one of my most memorable videos and as soon as I put it in on I got my Doc telling me I can discharge after 9days. I'm so pumped this video is magic

The food I buy for my cats looks more appetising than this.

You know shits real when the sofa gets protection

Ashens is a big part of my childhood, being 18 now is strange, you're still young but you're an "Adult". its fun coming back and watching what I watched when I was ten. It's still funny as ever.

That's a tin of depression...

......I kinda want to see the reaction of Gordon Ramsay if he was served this lol.

When I die I want to be packaged in can like this.

Six years later I'm back to remind myself how unbelievably repulsive this is. A colleague at work refuses to even watch this video when I show him. 😂

If you listen very carefully, you can hear Dan's retching when the can is opened.

this guy is the most english person on the planet

That chicken must've kept it's eyes open when it opened the Ark of the Covenant.

3:02 The genuine horror in his voice 🤣

This is a classic of the internet.

After he poured the "chicken" out, I was expecting it to start moving and make some horrible noise.

I've seen heads explode, people getting dismembered, 2 girls one cup etc etc. But this made me gag... what the actual fuck

This is what happens when the transporters on Star Trek malfunction and beam you up inside-out.

“fully cooked,” eh- that thing’s still pink

This video is iconic tbh. Watched this with my dad when it was first posted, now it’s 2019 and we still say “but at least it’s not a whole chicken in a can” when joking about each other’s cooking skills

That was alive once, i really fucking hope it isn't any more.

This video and LA Beast eating a 5Lbs bag of sugar free haribo gummy bears are a comfort watch

In Asia countries, we don't directly eat that. Instead, this will be used to make chicken broth for other dishes (like noodles or Fo Tiao Qiang), it save a lot of stewing time since the chicken is already well-cooked. Another common application is to make chicken essence, following by the steps of heating up, filtrating, cooling it, removing the fat, and melting to fluid, a nutritious chicken essence is done.

Wow. Our scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

It looks radioactive when he first opens it

When the can looks more edible than the actual food inside it:

Seeing that chicken fall out of the can reminded me of when Jeff Goldblum turned a baboon inside out in The Fly. Lovely!

braver man than I

This is what I believe happened in full metal alchemist, when they tried to resurrect their mother

“It’s the sort of color that nature gives to poisonous frogs”

Crime scene in a can

The kind of meal that would make a zombie demand a napkin.

I will never understand why you film this stuff on your couch.

Oh my dearest beloved god! I was not expecting that horror. See, I was actually thinking that it sounded like half a good idea before it emerged into the blessed daylight. I seriously misunderstood what they meant by 'a whole chicken in a can'. I thought they meant just the parts edible by humans, grinded by an industrial food blender, packaged into the can. I was anticipating a solid lump of meat, like tinned ham. I can smell the damned thing through the screen! 🤢

Thank you Ashens I didn’t intend to become a vegetarian today but here we are. It’s a brave new world.

Five and a half years later and this is still the grossest video I have ever seen on youtube.

This was alive at one point in time

This is not cooked chicken , it is chicken after Xenomorph's attack. A bloody mess out of melted skin and bones .

imagine ashens on a first date and the girl asks what he does for a living

I like how you put a bin bag on your couch

i have probably watched this video 100 times and yet my jaw never fails to drop every time i see that god awful chicken drop out of the can

That chicken looks like something out of a Kitchen Nightmares episode

That's how Noah managed to fit all 4 million animals onto the ark - he canned them all

Even E.Coli and salmonella took a look at this thing and thought _”Errrm ... yeah. Let’s give that thing a wide berth. Can’t be too careful.”_

When Alton Brown posts picture of canned chicken, you come back to your past and re-watch Ashens Whole Chicken in a Can.

It's Halloween 2022, this is THE REAL ASHEN'S HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!

looks more like the stomach contents of someone who just ate a chicken and then watched this video xD

*Checked for wholesomeness* That's why a quarter of the tin looked like a decade old pile of baby sick.

That first slight pause and "Oh my god" 🤣

A medium rare Chicken in a can. Yum.

Whole cow in a can next pls

I feel sorry to the chicken that was slaughtered to make this can of bullshit.

it doesn't even look like a chicken. it looks like part of a human skull

“Something that looks like it has been puked up by something not of this earth... Smells very like chicken though” Ashens 2014

I'm suing KZfaq for allowing me to see this. Emotional distress.

It looks like when the nazi's melt in Raiders of the Lost Ark

who knew you could easily dispose of toxic waste drums by relabelling them Chicken Ready

It looks like Tetsuo at the end of AKIRA when he turns into a giant flesh pile

welp i am never eating again

I can’t believe you actually ate some of that

Watching this in psych ward and hoping no one sees so they dont add a month

Saying Grace after being presented with this for your dinner: "Dear Lord... Why hast Thou forsaken me, thy humble servant?!"

Looks good. Not a lot of people know this but Facehugger is actually considered a delicacy on most planets.

The most depressing part is imagining the type of person who actually eats this thing...

This video was made to help you to not giving up your diet : i'm not hungry anymore

Protip: If more of these pop up on shelves than anything else, then that's a sign of cannibalism becoming a reality

An actual chicken was sacrificed for THIS... A once tiny baby yellow chicken was slaughtered.. For fucking this... that's an actual shame, and I'm a meat eater, but animals should be cooked into at least delicious food not this.

Actually, in reference to all the extremely emotionally-charged arguments going on, why would this product inspire anyone to be a vegetarian? It'd probably inspire viewers not to eat a whole chicken in a can, but frankly, if they would attempt to eat it otherwise, they're either too mentally unstable to comprehend human speech or too poor and hungry to own anything that can access KZfaq in the first place. This product makes me think, "wow, that whole chicken in a can is fucking disgusting." It doesn't make me think, "hmm, I'd better not eat that rib-eye steak I was planning to have for dinner tonight."

Welcome to the Real Life Version Of "Can Your Pet"

honest to god watching these videos on the shitter is helping me get through some dire constipation. thanks ashens

The first thing i thougth when i saw it was "this looks like a dark souls enemy"