Phil is the master of reading hands after he loses the hand in a showdown.

I'd rather watch Hellmuth lose at poker than actually win at poker myself.

I love that his complaints are always that other players aren't playing in a way that causes them to lose to him

I love how Phil loses and then spends 5 minutes explaining how he played like a genius. What a tool.

Based on the KZfaq videos I’ve seen, Phil Hellmuth has never won a hand of poker Edit: 2 years later and some of you are still stupid enough to reply and tell me Phil's accomplishments. Clearly sarcasm is lost on some of you.

Phil Hellmuth: “The rest of the world has no concept of how good I am!” Rest of the world: “Sure we do Phil. You tell us every 30 seconds!”

I want Phil to play televised poker forever. His rants are epic - both in content and length. One of the only guys I watch who can continue on his deconstruction of a hand rant for over 10 minutes. I think if I were at a table with him, I'd consider it an honor to be ranted at how I'm an idiot who doesn't know poker 😆

Phil: Plays AA terribly Also Phil: absolutely flabbergasted and disgusted that his AA got cracked. Rinse. Repeat.

"Honey, this idiot called me with pocket aces!"

Phil: *loses money* | Phil: They don’t even understand how good I am. He is my inspiration.

Laak is such a gentleman, he showed his King flush draw to the guy who folded after taking the pot without saying anything. Just smooth

Phil’s a legend in his own mind

"She calls me with King-Queen offsuit, and I have her, I knew it!" Only problem there is that it was pocket fives, Phil.

Aces get cracked, it happens, but somehow Phil turns it into a rant explaining how awesome / perfect his strategy was in a pot where he got owned. Pretty standard. 😂

This video always makes me think about the one where Hellmuth is berating everyone for talking during his action and here he talks through so many hands 😂😂

One of the best parts of this video, is to see uncut hands, and see that these players went 5 hands in a row without seeing a flop.

Phil’s wife deserves a medal.

Why is Phil complaining? If he bets the flop she folds.

*Phil in every hand he's ahead.* Checks down/or value bets every street until the other person's hand improves. Flips out about how another player sucked out and how he KNEW what they had yet paid them off anyway.

Just when I thought Phil couldn’t get any worse, there he is to prove me wrong. I don’t think I’ll ever understands how he can justify, in his own mind, how he acts and what he says when he loses. “I’m so smart. It’s not fair. They don’t understand how I play.” What the hell difference does any of that make when the player that won has your chips sitting in front of them?

"It's like it's so unfair!" Phil acting as if this is first session of poker ever.

Phil Hellmouth must really be the most humble person to ever walk the earth. You'd think the best tournament player in the world would be super up his own ass but not him. Doesn't say a thing to anyone and just plays his own game.

"She's been watching me for days,"...lol Phil

Phil: “I have aces; better let them catch up so I can get more money” They catch up Phil: “How did they catch up!”

Jesus Phil. You got your aces cracked. Just deal with it and move on. It's not like you're the only person in the world this happens to.

4 hands later he’s still going off about it 💀

**phil hellmuth loses a good hand Phil: “this is just how good I am and you know it”

If you want to know how good Phil Hellmuth is just ask him. As a matter of fact you don't really have to ask him just sit there for a minute he'll tell you. He's a legend in his own mind

Liv is laughing because Phil checked the flop

Phil is always, “I’m so good at poker, I know everything that’s bound to happen, that why I lost!”

Phil’s rant is why I always remember to bring headphones to the table

all these years playing and Phil STILL hasn't figured out that people don't play the way HE thinks they should .

Phil sure likes to explain how good he is to everyone after he loses.

Shoulda protected that hand, Phil, and you know it. You gave her too many free cards.

"It's like so unfair" holy boohoo Phil

Nice to hear these conversations with commentators.

"Somehow she beats aces". Well.. three of a kind will do that Phil. So unfair. What a baby.

Watching Phil melt down, is one of the joys of life.

Phil knows that AA vs 55 wins 8/10 times. but it's those 2 times out of ten that he REALLY has trouble with...

My problem with Phil is he expects you to play by his poker rules? Last time I checked there is no rules on how a person plays poker. You have to mix it up as much as possible to become unreadable, but this upsets Phillis.

I love how Phil Laak, keeps on poking Hellmuth to keep him going.

"people at home don't even know how deep we are" 😂 I'm dying....

There's something so enjoyable about Phil underbetting Aces, giving his opposition a good price to continue, and then wondering how the fuck he gets cracked all the time.

"I already know what's coming." Yet, he still punts it off😂🤣.

Phil is so smart, he can read you perfectly after the hand is over. He always gets so upset after sitting strong pre-flop, he should consider raising weaker hands out instead of complaining when the board hits for them on weak hands that weren't pushed out earlier.

“They had a group discussion about how to defend against Phil’s 3bets” Phil, I promise you that they absolutely did not.

"Astrophysics" lmfao

Good Lord, I LOVE it when Phil talks his poor, poor victim but so tough talk... he doesn't get that, "they will never be on my level," and other naked panic is actually the most rewarding thing to ANY player that's ever listened to his hot air... Nope, "they'll never understand it," Phil, like you'll never understand you're projection, lmAo

Nobody: Phill getting pocket aces: *smiles from ear to ear and thinks he has won poker

I love it when Phil goes off on one of his rants and the opponent gets passive aggressive. It just amps up his frustration.

“I already know this. I’m just guessing…” Phil Hellmuth Jr.

Come on boys and girls...was not Phil, they guy in school you just had to pull his underwear over his head...lol

I just realized. Sitting at a table with Both Phil’s would be annoying pretty quick. But having hottie Liv there would make it tolerable.

So she was coached ahead of time on how to play against Phil. Knowing this Phil changed his strategy. Then he lost anyway because she had better luck. Phil, that's why its called *GAMBLING!* LOL

Whenever Im on a losing streak, I dont think of myself as a loser, I think of myself as Hellmuth.

“Did you understand my rant”. Still thinking about himself! Lol!

At the end "this is so unfair" literally a game about lying and deceit.

I love watching him get beat..never gets old😄

The AA vs 55 hand, if Phil bets the flop Liv folds.

What a great title for a KZfaq video

Classic Phil Checks all 3 streets and wonders why he loses the pot. Muppet. Met the man at Aria rude as hell sadly it’s not just for TV.

That's cause you checked the flop

If I had a dollar for every time I had cracked Aces I wouldn’t need to play poker.

The guy in the background trying his best to tell Phil that Liv has pocket 5's

Sometimes after a stressful day at work I like to come home and listen to guided meditation on youtube. If it's a really stressful day then I listen to Hellmuth tilting. His stream of vitriol is far more calming than any amount of transcendental contemplation.

Phil: Im the best i should win! I'm entitled to it because no one can be as smart as i am!

Phil is such a baby when things don’t go his way. It’s hilarious. 😂

Damn, I wish I was smart enough to understand Phil's meta-metagame tactics.

"Your generation dosnt understand how good I am" OK, Boomer

I feel so bad for Phil... I couldn’t imagine having such low self esteem and such a fragile ego. He genuinely NEVER gets out played in his own mind. It’s literally always someone else’s fault for being so stupid and getting lucky. And then he usually has to go run over to his wife and get a pep talk lol.

Phil laak debating what game to play next and running every bit of air out of his lungs is the highlight of the video.

When will victims like hellmuth ever catch a break

You raise preflop then check three straight times after that. Of course they have a chance to hit something. How the hell did he win so many bracelets? Why are you not betting with Aces top pair and even a straight draw? You deserved to lose that. Yeah you're the only one who understands the game. Nobody else does...

Seriously surprised no one at the table asked "Are you done?"

The Hellmuth Diet: Every time you feel like going to the fridge for some ice cream or cake, watch a video of Phil losing a hand. Equally satisfying, zero calories!

Phil Laak is the perfect troll at the poker table

Not sure why people get so pissed when aces don’t hold up? They’re not invincible lol yeah it’s the best starting hand but that can all change on a flop, turn or river

He's one of those guys who gets outsmarted and calls the person who did it dumb, god damn

It’s amazing how when Phils reads are 100% wrong and not even close he goes on rants about how he’s right, just pure comedy and great television

Just got my Aces cracked by Kings. Guy went all in preflop. I lost, It stings. But just kept quiet and moved on. Phil should try this. Crying won't help.

Must be nice..NEVER needing someone else to pat your back.

Honey....Honey ...Did you see how i just pissed my chips and any credibility up the wall with a play straight out of Doyle Brunsons grandads playbook?Shoot me now

When he looses, everyone else feels the win!

The hardest thing in poker would be sitting there and listen to him complain how great and smart he is after every hand he looses.

Phil 3bets pre then checks all three streets lmao. Wow.

12:07 that was beautiful. Puts his hand out to stop seat five from acting on his hand, grabs his straddle and puts it out for him... doesn't even skip a beat of his rant 😂

Phil's Monday morning quarterbacking is impeccable!!

“The only person who understood it was Cantu” 🤔😂

Phil should be a farmer, planning everything, working hard , the turnout would be good.

"I raised every hand for 45 minutes." "That doesn't sound very profitable." "Right!? It was beautiful. I lost $150k." "Um..." "I'm brilliant!"

Phil coming up with conspiracies against himself for over 10 minutes haha

🤣😂I love this one, 🤣😂 I can watch this over and over! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

Phil, the only guy who tries to convince people his bad play loses are a result of his advanced intelligence......

Phil is the master of reading hands that he thinks a person has but doesn't...but if they had those hands oh boy would he be right....

"I'm so deep I understand what they're thinking so much.." doesn't see the set. Or the AQ straight she could have also "somehow showed up with". Phil has forgotten Aces are only best preflop, and instead of seeing where he is post-flop with a raise, checked himself into a hidden set.

Did you see the beanie guy getting interrupted every time he opened his mouth? 🤣🤣🤣

Phil is a good player, but he expects everyone to play the same way. That is the beauty in poker. No one plays the same cards the same way

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Hellmuth video in which he’s won. That in itself is an accomplishment

"I'm such a genius I check the flop after 3-betting pre-flop, giving her a free card. If I had just thrown $500 in, she would've folded, and I would've won. But people don't understand just how brilliant I am, and it all went according to my plan."

Phil tells this long story about how he's got everything figured out and how deep he is and so on. Someone asked Liv if it was true what Hellmuth was saying, she laughed and said 'no'. He's talking out of his ass, none of it is true, then he can't figure out how she comes up with a set. I know how, because the story he's telling is bullshit, so of course the hand doesn't end the way he expects. After he ranted and told the same story 3 times, nobody would pay him any attention. He turned to the poor guy on his left, I heard him say, 'do you know how I did this', then he went on telling the story for the 4th time. The guy had no choice but to pretend to be paying attention. At one point he said' I know all of this',........ then he immediately said, 'well, I'm just guessing'. Phil, knowing and guessing are far from being the same. How can he say he knows it, before taking another breath he says I'm guessing? I think he's off his rocker, poker is eating him up, he needs a break from it before they take him away in a white jacket.