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@29AndreG8 жыл бұрын
Tyler Perry has said that if a third film is to be made, Baxter Stockman would probably mutate into his fly form during the movie.
@horaciosi7 жыл бұрын
Here's how i would rate the TMNT movies: #7: Ninja Turtles III #6: Ninja Turtles II #5: Ninja Turtles (2014) #4: Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows #3: Turtles Forever #2: TMNT (2007) #1: Ninja Turtles (1990)
@faroffgrace54908 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing the deal with the director went like this: Director: Hey, Michael? Can we make a _good_ movie adaptation this time? Michael Bay: On *_two_* conditions. Director: Anything, sir! Michael Bay: 1, you put Megan Fox in a schoolgirl outfit- Director:.... _Riiiight?_ Michael Bay: And 2, you put my trademarks in it. Director: Such as? Michael Bay: Explosions and fart jokes. Director: Really, fart jokes. Michael Bay: You want a good movie, don't you? Director: _1_ fart joke. Michael Bay: So be it.
@29AndreG8 жыл бұрын
Originally Fred Armisen was supposed to voice Krang but there was some scheduling conflicts.
@hrhnicholasable8 жыл бұрын
Yep, it's so sad that it's SHOCKING when companies listen to fans
@DerangedAvenger8 жыл бұрын
Of course a ninja turtles movie is gonna be inherently stupid. It's a movie about 4 genetically mutated turtles who learned ninjitsu from a giant rat (who may or may not be a man mutated into a rat or a rat who learned ninjitsu then mutated into a humanoid). Hell, the original comic was a one-shot parody of the grim and gritty Frank Miller-style of writing, particularly that of his Daredevil run.
@nukritik29337 жыл бұрын
This was such an improvement over the first film (And so much fun)
@p.z.arnott23298 жыл бұрын
To me, I thought the Laura Linney police chief character was gonna be a villain at the end. Think about, she's in charge of the police department, so she can work with the Shredder in the open without being caught. The couple of Foot Clan members somehow turned up because she had let them in. And the video recording from the lab that turned Bebop and Rocksteady into a warthog and rhino she stated was never tampered. However it was she herself who tampered it. So, when they finally gotten the original version, I figured she would try to find a way to destroy it.
@29AndreG8 жыл бұрын
I wasn't thinking that, but now that you brought it up, that's actually would make since.
@DerangedAvenger8 жыл бұрын
John Randall Hennigan (also known as John Morrison from the WWE) should've been cast as Casey Jones. He did it for online show Super Power Beatdown and he nailed the character.
@Ziggygunner8 жыл бұрын
found a fellow wrestling nerd!
@p.z.arnott23298 жыл бұрын
Damn it, that would've been better. Hell, if can get Irish wrestler Shamus to do Rocksteady, why nit Morrison.
@AStamer8 жыл бұрын
Next movie: Baxter Stockman turned into a fly by Krang and have Usagi Miyamoto in it. That would be awesome.
@Godzillakingofkaiju18 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see them bring in Leatherhead, the Triceratons and maybe Dimension X.
@gymcat1008 жыл бұрын
Thanks you for your hard work in making these video. Wanted to let you know how much I appreciate your efforts. But, as a Cav's fan just wanted to know if you were still interested in watching the games up in the rafters with the Turtles?
@29AndreG8 жыл бұрын
The way to describe this film is if cross the original 80s cartoon and The Secret of The Ooze. Toned down, no deaths, cartoonish and full of jokes for the kids. Look while it's not good, I'll give them credit for being faithful to the cartoon. Like at least they got Bebop and Rocksteady right, they're just bumbling henchmen. Krang does look like what he is in the original cartoon, and the turtle van is there… for just the beginning. But the problem is it's an exposition heavy, the only time there's action is at the beginning, the river chase and the final battle with Krang. Not to mention it's so cartoony to the point where a plane's cockpit it open and the pilots fall out and they have parachutes. Krang's overall entry is the film is random, he shows up in the beginning out of no where and then comes back in the last act. Stephen Amell performance is just too excitable by bad directing he's given. Megan Fox (nothing against her, I mean ever) sleepwalking through this and Laura Linney is pointless. Tyler Perry is actually having fun playing Baxter Stockman and the actors for Bebop and Rocksteady actually were alright. Shredder however I'm mixed about but then again, not every episode of the original cartoon had Shredder as the main villain. Not to mention I don't know why Will Arnett is brought back in this. But listen, if you let Michael Bay "ruin" your childhood, you never had a childhood worth holding onto. Stop playing the victim card whenever Michael Bay or other filmmakers does something with the 80s. *mic drop* The only recommendation of the film is a rental: 6.2/10.
@KidSnivy698 жыл бұрын
I gave it a meh
@ravager488 жыл бұрын
1:08 Of course!
@Torterra6258 жыл бұрын
Huh.... Ok. Did not expect a Michael Bay production to actually give a damn about somewhat respecting their audience. I haven't seen too much of the 80's cartoon as I grew up with the 2003 version, but from what Sean said, it sounds like they had that audience in mind and actually did somewhat of a good job. Having said that, I STILL do not plan to see this movie in theaters for the sole reason that Bay is attached to this movie. I don't want to give that asshole any of my money until he actually decides to make decent movies that don't pander to the lowest common denominator. And apparently, a lot of other people felt the same way as the movie DID NOT open as well at the box office as the first one did.
@patrickshields52518 жыл бұрын
believe it or not, this movie was shot at my city, buffalo ny
@Torterra6258 жыл бұрын
Patrick Shields Huh... good for you...?
@patrickshields52518 жыл бұрын
Torterra unfortunetly
@NightMotorcyclist8 жыл бұрын
Well I got to enjoy the view of Fox in Grand Central... then through some screw up I was tasked with doing the parade scene... the guys doing the mocap for the turtles were cool as hell.
@colosal308 жыл бұрын
You are right. They listened to the fans. Most directors or producers wouldn't make too many changes after throwing the first movie. That's good.
@patrickshields52518 жыл бұрын
believe it or not, this movie was shot at my city, buffalo ny
@colosal308 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the info.
@patrickshields52518 жыл бұрын
Enoc Uzumaki your welcome. can't wait for his tmnt 3 review and hope it's just as good or better than avgn's review
@gamestation26908 жыл бұрын
Angry Joe absolutely hates this movie for most of the same reasons others like Smeghead like it.
@patrickshields52518 жыл бұрын
GameStation3 was he being contrarain?
@Achillez0988 жыл бұрын
MAH MAN!!!
@Danthepest18 жыл бұрын
I'm curious, are you more familiar with the comics, the 80's cartoon or the 2003 cartoon and which do you consider the "true" version of TMNT?
@p.z.arnott23297 жыл бұрын
I think he's more of a fan of the 80s version because he grew up during that time.
@Eric_19912 жыл бұрын
So I saw the first one once it came out on dvd and disliked it, and refused to watch this. Finally after 6 years I decided to check it out, since Walmart had these as a 2 pack for $5 and honestly I was surprised at how much I enjoyed it. At least in the same way you did. I also agree with your statement on Bebop and Rocksteady. Best parts, but lazily mutated. I would’ve liked it much more if the ooze contained some dna from the warthog and rhino.
@bladersmosh8 жыл бұрын
I'm planning on seeing this soon. So far it has better reviews than the 2014 movie. 35% compared to 22% from the last film. PS: Ever saw Turtle Tunes and We Wish You A Turtle Christmas? If so, review them. If not, watch them online and then review them. PS: Green Lantern review please before Suicide Squads release please😇.
@sizablerecon57618 жыл бұрын
Keep it up Sean!!! 👍
@29AndreG8 жыл бұрын
Sean, have you seen the new episodes of New Girl with Megan Fox?
@patrickshields52518 жыл бұрын
believe it or not, this movie was shot at my city, buffalo ny
@christienatkins63713 жыл бұрын
we know duh
@xgray20128 жыл бұрын
Well, that was an okay movie. I mean, it's good, but it's not bad. It's just that I kind of feel odd that a Michael Bay production would actually do give a damn about what the people really wanted to see in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. This is just weird. But, oh well! At least it's not like the live-action Jem and the Holograms movie or..."Gino" as you would call it.
@tylerskiss8 жыл бұрын
Reviewers are all saying different things about this film. I think I seen every emotional response possible for this film and none of them agree. That's actually making me want to see it (I could've cared less before it came out)
@Magicstockton8 жыл бұрын
Laura linney got a beanie on?
@yelsinneklibfimayisyenniafou8 жыл бұрын
Ninja Turtles in Space👍🏿👍🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿
@sonicjrjr147 жыл бұрын
I feel like this movie was made for fans of the 80s cartoon. Everyone else will be bored.
@manuelirvingzarate8 жыл бұрын
LAPD
@dvass72538 жыл бұрын
Please review Ninja Turtles III!
@bladersmosh8 жыл бұрын
Or TMNT 2007. I like it but it's another one of the mixed bag turtle films.
@OverLorD7688 жыл бұрын
He already did. There is a review of the first Bay Turtles on his channel.
@dvass72538 жыл бұрын
Doctor Crane Read my comment again. I said Ninja Turtles III.
@bladersmosh8 жыл бұрын
+Doctor Crane I was actually talking about the 2007 CGI film with Chris Evens, Patrick Stewart and Sarah Micelle Gellar. Sorry you got confused. PS: I already knew he reviewed the 2014 movie.
@patrickshields52518 жыл бұрын
believe it or not, this movie was shot at my city, buffalo ny
@commanderpanda93568 жыл бұрын
Huh, guess I'm early :3
@OverLorD7688 жыл бұрын
So glad I went to see WarCraft instead of this piece of turtle crap.
@OGMillyMillz8 жыл бұрын
This movie is 🔥🚮
@OGMillyMillz8 жыл бұрын
Snot Nose The Goblin Hot garbage, lol. The acting is cringe worthy.
@OGMillyMillz8 жыл бұрын
+Snot Nose The Goblin I fell asleep on this piece of shit. The chairs were very comfortable, lol.