"Kurtispogger walked into a cactus whilst trying to escape Zombified Piglin" has got to be one of my favourite sentences

grown men roleplay ringing a doorbell and answering it in minecraft for two minutes

I cant explain it but Kurtis acts like that stoner gen z guy but he's also really chill and your friend, while Danny feels like a millennial plant dad but his plants end up dying and he also gives you extra candy on Halloween.

This is the most addicting Minecraft gaming series

This is the only series where I can watch three different versions of each episode and STILL be hungry for more.

is no one gonna talk about how danny thinks milk actually helps when your on fire

Danny going off at the chat for telling him to eat when he literally has nothing in his inventory just made my day

I’m pretty sure Danny has a Minecraft addiction, his creeper girlfriend needs to hold an intervention for him from beyond the grave

i was about to take a 10 minute break from school, looks like it's about to be a 23 minute break epic gamer moment, i am twerking right now

Watching people that aren’t experienced at Minecraft play Minecraft just lets you appreciate how much content there is in Minecraft. There’s all sorts of stuff Danny hasn’t learned yet and I’m excited to watch it play out.

POV: you've seen kurtis's video, but you're gonna watch this anyways

i like how danny cut out the part where theyre talking about harry potter so it just cuts to kurtis talking about condoms 😭

the one dislike is newspaper’s ghost

I love the chat desperately yelling at Danny to get a cat. You guys KNOW how this ends.

I wanna know why danny is drinking milk everytime he burns in nether.

I read the title as "We did alot" and I was like oh good! Then I realized it said "We died alot" and honestly that makes alot more sense.

love that Danny called ghasts “little jellyfish guys”

#givedrippyupforadoption This is not a safe place for him especially after what happened to newspaper. I love this series so much it’s the only not cringe Minecraft series we need drew

Normal person in the nether: screaming and crying Danny in the nether: this is so precarious!

The amount of Greg content i've watched this week is immaculate

Cats scare away creepers Dogs scare away Skeletons. Dogs will also attack any mob that you hit until it dies.

If someone made a video counting every one of Kurtis and Danny's deaths It would be a very long video

Holy crap last time I was this early Newspaper was still alive

"both holes are a disaster" that's what my obgyn said!

"Creeper in the sheep pit" sounds like an old bluegrass song

Danny: constructs a massive platform for mobs to spawn on around the house Also Danny: why are there so many bad guys around our base?

nothing will ever be funnier than danny drinking milk and thinking it will do anything about the fact that he is on fire

Danny: "we're doing pretty good in the nether, not to jinx it" Also danny: *literally jinxes it and kills both of them*

dream lore: several battles against government and rebellion Danny Gonzalez lore: UPS man breaks into man’s house

i don’t even mind watching the exact same events from two different povs like it’s honestly so enjoyable

This series is so captivating. Its literally the best Minecraft playthrough I've ever seen, especially since they have no exposure to literally anything in this game

I have no idea why watching basically two random people play minecraft makes me so happy

No need to worry, this is just the conflict before the third act when they come back stronger than ever

Danny’s bloodcurdling scream was the best sound I’ve heard today

Ghast : "scream" Danny : "screams back"

Definitely a bestie moment when Danny uploads

"woah there's villagers in here" "where" "in the village" ah yes the floor is made of floor

Way danny says “My husband isn’t home” Still got me laughing to myself

“Both holes are a disaster” Had a similar thought shortly after giving birth to my daughter

danny and kurtis’s updates are literally the highlight of my day

i love watching both danny and kurtis’s videos and seeing what either of them cut out lmao

Thought this was a new episode and then realized I saw this on Kurtis channel last night

Interesting how Danny is sooo pro cat until the Newspaper incident which he refuses to acknowledge

Thanks Danny, I was just hating on my life because there was an explosion and cops near my neighbors house, so I got no sleep and I’m pretty cranky. This upload made me feel better.

This is the only series that’s entertaining to watch anymore. It’s simple and funny.

absolutely love that my dummy moment at 2:37 is immortalized forever

i’ve never given a flying FLOOK about minecraft until now.

this is the best series on the internet

you guys are the best distraction to avoid studying for my ap exams 😇

Kurtis’s character just standing there unmoving while Danny yells at him in the beginning is so f*cking funny

Why does Danny never pluralize things?? "Didn't have diamond" "Now I have diamond"

no one tell him that drinking milk doesnt stop you from burning

HEYY IM IN LOVE WITH A CREEPER

i love how he made the creeper music video fit into the story of their gameplay

danny *embarrasses* me twice by lecturing me about my *teleporting comment* + puts it in his highlights ill go cry now

I love how Danny pronounces diamond plural as diamond😭

I live for the danny scream 🍦 18:12

I have never said this in my LIFE... but this series is pretty pog

rewatching these while in the worst mental space of my life. thank you both for making me feel better :)

baddiesmp > dream smp

still waiting for this to become danny, kurtis and a confused drew lmao

“The chat is saying don’t go” The chats “GO GO TO IT DANNY GO NOW”

Danny from now on when your placing torches press F7 on your keyboard and is shows the areas where mobs can spawn

Who else is in school but saw this and just forgot about everything else?

Danny if you hit F7 you can see what blocks are dark enough for mobs to spawn on, then you know where to put more torches

Hear me out.. Their base looks kinda like they are playing sky block on land. But I love it.

Wasn't "Hoodwinked" a 2005 film about a sassy little red riding hood?

thanks for the upload bestie

Even tho I’ve already watched this on Kurtis channel, it’s still equally as enjoyable

DANNY GET A SADDLE AND NAME IT... “the daddy saddle” or the daddle if you will.

this series has brought out more emotion in kurtis' monotone voice than I ever thought I would hear

I love seeing the two different point of views with Danny’s video and kurtis’s

I ain't never heard Danny scream like that before- 18:12

7.1K prayers for danny, good job guys

It’s the way i continuously rewatch these just bc they’re so entertaining

the way ive seen variations of this sm and cant get enough of it

Daddy Gonzalez.

early twerking moment

This man really didn't include the part where they start talking about Harry Potter and put "you can't use a condom" in without any context

"spider in the cow pit" "creeper in the sheep pit" Make a song about this

Nothing like getting ready for work with a Danny and kurtis Minecraft video (:

did i watch the stream? yes. did i watch kurtis’ video? also yes. and i going to watch this video? yes i am

Honestly the lore lmao I love them so much I really hope both of there gamer channels get big love you guys 🥰🥰🥰💖

I’ve never played Minecraft but i actually feel like I’d kill it because I never miss any of these

SO that’s WHY DANNY KILLED NEWSPAPER

nice vid, Drew

this series has been so awesome 😭😭

this is the most enjoyable, entertaining, funny, frustrating, anxiety inducing minecraft series ever. I'm terrified and losing my mind yet here I am watching both recaps

I was wondering where i saw this video and then in hit me I watched the stream

every time I get a glimpse I Kurtis’ skin I am struck with immense pain because it looks like BajanCanadian

tbh this series is the only thing keeping me going rn thanks dan

i love how danny uses the same victory music for everything haha it's iconic now X)

as this is the 1000th comment let’s all thank danny and kurtis for keeping our childhood game alive

A list compiled from comments of games suggested for Danny to stream (in no particular order). If you have a suggestion, please leave it in a reply and I will add it to the list. Note: Keep in mind to suggest games that Danny will enjoy and/or can easily pick up Games that have no/are good without multiplayer 1. Pokemon 2. Stardew Valley 3. Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 4. Milkman Karlson 5. Planet zoo/coaster 6. The Sims 7. Animal crossing 8. Skyrim 9. Fez 10. Valheim 11. LoZ Breath of the Wild 12. Undartale 13. Subnautica 14. Little Nightmares 15. Shadow of the Tomb Raider 16. Hitman series 17. Spiderman ps4 -> Spiderman Miles Morales 18. The Last of Us Games that are good alone but better with multiplayer 1. Among us 2. Fall guys 3. Surgeon simulator (1 or 2) 4. Mario Kart 5. Other Minecraft things--adventure maps, servers, minigames 6. Dont starve (together) 7. Terraria 8. The Forest Games that have no/are not good with single player 1. Sea of thieves 2. Human fall flat 3. Overcooked 4. Phasmophobi

Chat: GO IN Danny: People are saying not to go in

kurtis saying im so sorry at the creeper pit thing was so wholesome

this is very POGGERS

guess i’m gonna be 13 minutes late for school again 😁

dannys scream and laugh when they were in the nether was so adorable

Loving this smp. It’s all I need to burst out laughing in the middle of the night. Thank you Danny and Kurtis. Thanks :)