WE MUST DISCUSS “GIGLI” | BAD MOVIES & A BEAT | KennieJD

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Kennie J.D.

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Disclaimer & Intro/ Hair Rambles 0:00
Today’s Sponsor 1:42
Last Week on BM&B 4:12
Intro to the Cultless Classic Gigli 4:51
Ode To the Suck that Is Gigli 6:43
Gigli is the Incel Rant of Film 9:18
Romcoms, Bennifer, and Gigli’s Inevitable Downfall 10:43
What is Gigli Even About? 14:37
Movie Breakdown 16:00
Final Thoughts 40:59
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@KennieJD
@KennieJD Жыл бұрын
THE IDO companion to this movie is now live! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/g9ykoNmjseDah58.html
@azurdlywisterious
@azurdlywisterious Жыл бұрын
i think "straight dude explaining lesbianism" is the disclaimer that has scared me the most to date
@tellmewill
@tellmewill Жыл бұрын
It was genuinely the only thing that made me take pause. Was gritting my teeth the whole video, bracing for impact
@anonymoust2905
@anonymoust2905 Жыл бұрын
She was bisexual..
@ThexDynastxQueen
@ThexDynastxQueen Жыл бұрын
I still wasn't ready for it despite being warned 💀
@sareneve1626
@sareneve1626 Жыл бұрын
no but actually
@salem-01
@salem-01 9 ай бұрын
@@tellmewillcurrently halfway through and terrified. Clenching my fists and crochet hook.
@_xkikix_
@_xkikix_ Жыл бұрын
the way straight men write lesbians is just so astonishing
@carnelian8434
@carnelian8434 Жыл бұрын
astonishingly bad lmao
@bdm483
@bdm483 Жыл бұрын
The script writer had never heard of the orgasm gap, I guess.
@__L__837
@__L__837 Жыл бұрын
If it wasn’t so disgusting I’d be impressed by the audacity they have
@christopherbrown5409
@christopherbrown5409 Жыл бұрын
And how do women write or even regard men, gay or otherwise?
@meowwwwwwwwmoooowwwwwwmeoo1162
@meowwwwwwwwmoooowwwwwwmeoo1162 Жыл бұрын
@@christopherbrown5409 poo
@alyssaj8779
@alyssaj8779 Жыл бұрын
As a bisexual woman ... Ben Affleck?!?! TWO MOVIES thought BEN AFFLECK(?!) could turn a lesbian straight??? Do I just have particular tastes????? Because this man is just not attractive to me.
@justang4173
@justang4173 Жыл бұрын
Someone has a big dream for that big headed morose man.
@justdej
@justdej Жыл бұрын
He looks like a foot.
@l.g.2888
@l.g.2888 Жыл бұрын
He looks like a caricature of a vaguely handsome man tbh. The uncanny valley comes into play. And he has shark eyes. As another bisexual woman, I also don't get it AT ALL.
@DarkFleurofIra
@DarkFleurofIra Жыл бұрын
I'm also Bi and he's.... I'll admit he's not unattractive, but he seems really 'meh' to me; in these Romcom / Romance movies, the male leads all start to look the same, especially in the haircut department. It's weird when you see that the lead lady is gorgeous, and the movie tries to convince you that she is destined to be with generic main white man number 72. I'd argue that passionflix and pureflix are very hecking guilty in the "male leads all look the same" department.
@adios-bitchachos
@adios-bitchachos Жыл бұрын
I'm straight and Ben Affleck is about as attractive as a bowl of plain oatmeal. There's also just something about him (both in real life and in movies) that I can't pinpoint or describe, but he makes me feel like he's a douchebag idiot who pretends to be sensitive to try to get women. I won't watch anything that he's in because he gives me "ick" vibes.
@jungtothehuimang
@jungtothehuimang Жыл бұрын
If they wanted her to like men and women why did they not just make her bisexual? It would still have been absolutely appalling representation, but at least it wouldn't be completely and utterly lesbianphobic, fetishistic and disgusting. Holy shit. This one was rough as hell.
@jungtothehuimang
@jungtothehuimang Жыл бұрын
@Day They did not, she is only ever explained as a woman who likes women and who seems quite disgusted and put off by men, but who somehow ends up sleeping with Ben Affliction bc his peepee is just super special. There is even an entire monologue he has saying that she is "missing out" and she is "too hot and sexy" to only be with women because lesbians are lacking according to this film. She is not bisexual in this film. She is a lesbian that gets fixed by a man's penis. Which is just extremely offensive and nobody wants this.
@agalo3631
@agalo3631 Жыл бұрын
Cause bisexual wasn’t taken seriously until recently. :/
@JNDReacts
@JNDReacts Жыл бұрын
Because then there wouldn’t be the “tension” of him pining for a woman who supposedly couldn’t want him, and then her finally sleeping with him wouldn’t be as big of an accomplishment. 🤢 Media in the early 2000’s was full of the “straight man thinks he can turn a lesbian” trope, and the word bisexual was never said.
@reneedooma
@reneedooma Жыл бұрын
id still be phobic fetishistic disgusting and bad rep tho lol but ya tea
@jungtothehuimang
@jungtothehuimang Жыл бұрын
@@reneedooma I literally said it would still be appalling representation do you read
@skinsey85
@skinsey85 Жыл бұрын
As a lez, I despised the fact that this was the second film in which Ben Affleck "turned" a lesbian. Not to dismiss bisexuals but that wasn't even a key aspect in this or Chasing Amy. It was "oh, you like women? You just haven't found the right d!ck and Ben's is magically special". At least that's what I took away and it was always gross the way the films used lesbians to feed into the male fantasy.
@_xkikix_
@_xkikix_ Жыл бұрын
it's so odd bc as another lesbian, i have no issues with dick. what turns me off is whats usually attached to it LOL
@verinamusherure881
@verinamusherure881 Жыл бұрын
Agreed 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
@alfie6441
@alfie6441 Жыл бұрын
I only vaguely remember that movie but in the end didn’t it turn out that she lied about being a lesbian?
@selwatchesyt
@selwatchesyt Жыл бұрын
@@alfie6441 no. Ben Affleck’s character was really upset bc she sexually experimented with guys in HIGH SCHOOL. He literally broke up with her because of it. Unhinged!
@ievolcisum
@ievolcisum Жыл бұрын
Not Ben Affleck being a manic pixie dream for men. He's literally such a man's man for truly just being a fking idiot. Even his role in Goodwill Hunting feels like satire somehow. Idk why but everything Affleck acts in just feels like a joke. Even gone girl, it's just that the joke is on him there, instead of him just being a joke
@grapeshot
@grapeshot Жыл бұрын
This is just not a bad movie it is a horrible monstrosity of a movie. Saying it's just a bad movie gives it way way too much credit.
@jungtothehuimang
@jungtothehuimang Жыл бұрын
Honestly yeah I completely agree, it's not even a so bad it's good kind of film, it is just a truly offensive pile of dog shit.
@jungtothehuimang
@jungtothehuimang Жыл бұрын
@@OctopusWhoSeesAll at least M. Night has never made anything this offensive to gay people and even his bad films are still fun to watch.
@daniellekay5020
@daniellekay5020 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 well damn💀
@eliza.a9153
@eliza.a9153 Жыл бұрын
Haven't watched it yet, but you're probably right.😐
@yageshabazz3456
@yageshabazz3456 Жыл бұрын
This movie is like The Room quality bad, except it has a bigger budget and stars…just atrocious. But your hair, is SERVING!! 💁🏾‍♀️
@sharyebethancourt3660
@sharyebethancourt3660 Жыл бұрын
💯🎯
@Alucard-A-La-Carte
@Alucard-A-La-Carte 11 ай бұрын
You know what's (one of 100000 things) funny about The Room is: It cost 3 million dollars to make. That's one reason it's SO singular: it used big-budget cameras, had a real, professional film crew and real, professional actors getting paid, it's just that the script, directing, and lead were all completely botched...and all the same person.
@Make_AWish
@Make_AWish 3 ай бұрын
​@@Alucard-A-La-Carte...3 MILLION dollars??
@blahbleghblorp
@blahbleghblorp Жыл бұрын
HER HAIR LOOKS SO CUTE LIKE THIS
@inactive120
@inactive120 Жыл бұрын
fr she looks gorgeous, I hadn't even put my earbuds in yet and I RAN to the comments
@ragdollrose2687
@ragdollrose2687 Жыл бұрын
This length looks so good on her!
@benjirivoh
@benjirivoh Жыл бұрын
i love what she did with her makeup too. ❤
@mlee_wood3778
@mlee_wood3778 Жыл бұрын
she's gorgeous 😍
@htcheeto420
@htcheeto420 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing 💗
@jackalope3374
@jackalope3374 Жыл бұрын
"He just lays there like a dead roly poly in the sun" sent my sides into orbit
@whatalicesaw
@whatalicesaw Жыл бұрын
The fact that these two dated/are dating again yet have absolutely no on screen chemistry is mind boggling.
@sarahloveencore6542
@sarahloveencore6542 Жыл бұрын
They’re married now
@Mecharnie_Dobbs
@Mecharnie_Dobbs Жыл бұрын
That's supposed to be a common thing, that people dating in real life have no on screen chemistry. Like they have no sexual tension, because they've relieved it. Romanticising something means idealising it. They no longer have an idealised view of each other, but a real one.
@celinahatton2653
@celinahatton2653 Жыл бұрын
@@Mecharnie_Dobbs which is such a lie.
@qhough7966
@qhough7966 Жыл бұрын
@@Mecharnie_Dobbs Joey said that on Friends.
@melvv18
@melvv18 Жыл бұрын
Is not surprising, it has to be awkard having to have sexual tension in front of everyone, while being playing characters, and being directed on how.
@NeidaTeresa
@NeidaTeresa Жыл бұрын
Why would they even make Jennifer Lopez’s character gay LMAO it’s so tangential to the storyline and she never does gay shit in the movie 😭 like she could reveal she was just lying to keep him away and it would have equal impact
@Mari-od1ir
@Mari-od1ir Жыл бұрын
So true
@morley364
@morley364 Жыл бұрын
The ONLY thing I could think of is that through the warped view of the writer, a woman ex is 'quirky' and 'not a threat' but a man ex would have been a potential threat to the 'superiority' of Ben Affleck? Or maybe it's some big gross ego boost to say you 'conquered' a lesbian? I don't know. It's all trash and I need to watch something pure to cleanse my mind.
@anonymoust2905
@anonymoust2905 Жыл бұрын
She was bisexual.. she says she had been with men ..
@EatyourWafflesplease
@EatyourWafflesplease Жыл бұрын
@@anonymoust2905 THEN IT'S BIPHOBIC TOO THIS IS SOMEHOW WORSE
@contrarian9999
@contrarian9999 Жыл бұрын
@@EatyourWafflesplease How does it make it worse? It would've been worse if she was supposed to be lesbian lol.
@temp_unknown
@temp_unknown Жыл бұрын
As a lesbian I humbly ask people to just...leave us the fuck alone. Cute hair, though!
@RainbowRagdoll
@RainbowRagdoll Жыл бұрын
God, seriously. Please.
@thatsdisco
@thatsdisco Жыл бұрын
gosh, seconded
@p.a.681
@p.a.681 Жыл бұрын
@Pippi Longstocking Don't act obtuse.
@fightingmedialounge519
@fightingmedialounge519 Жыл бұрын
I think that was a genuine question p.a
@temp_unknown
@temp_unknown Жыл бұрын
@@fightingmedialounge519 genuine how.
@ML-ic7yu
@ML-ic7yu Жыл бұрын
Ben Affleck going after and getting a not straight woman is a weird thing that has happened more than once. Besides this train wreck it also happens in Chasing Amy.
@TheDynamicUno1982
@TheDynamicUno1982 Жыл бұрын
I was just going to comment about Chasing Amy! I can hardly believe that there are two movies about a romantic relationship between a guy and a lesbian, but Ben Affleck being the dude in both is bizarre
@MyssBlewm
@MyssBlewm Жыл бұрын
I've never seen this movie and WTF? Another movie where Ben Affleck sleeps with a lesbian??
@LMason-qd7sq
@LMason-qd7sq Жыл бұрын
Also, I can't think of a movie where those roles are reversed...
@Sintanity
@Sintanity Жыл бұрын
@@LMason-qd7sq That's because Lesbians Is Hot and Gay Men Is Funny Friend, hope that helps!!! /sarcasm
@sharyebethancourt3660
@sharyebethancourt3660 Жыл бұрын
@@LMason-qd7sq almost as if some men are more likely to ignore boundaries lol
@BrandiG31
@BrandiG31 Жыл бұрын
I'm a lesbian and this movie has officially stunned me into absolute silence 😭😭😭
@emmylia
@emmylia Жыл бұрын
[insert 'gay silence' meme here]
@lindistar
@lindistar Жыл бұрын
exactly what happened
@victoriafedumenti1941
@victoriafedumenti1941 Жыл бұрын
I know the writer of this movie is now on reddit I just know it
@kkuudandere
@kkuudandere Жыл бұрын
i honestly have to give props to B...Bennifer... for having the guts to say any of these lines out loud, and have it preserved on film. Like I thought the theaters were just being dramatic by pulling the movie, but I would have walked out the whole theater after that 5 minute genital diatribe
@lucamara6424
@lucamara6424 Жыл бұрын
I agree😆
@RR-mv1vr
@RR-mv1vr Жыл бұрын
Totally agree!!!
@katyne
@katyne Жыл бұрын
I preemptively don't want to hear anything from Ben Affleck's mouth regardless of the message (his face puts me to sleep) so listening to this is like -20 out of 10. But it's kinda tolerable with Jennifer bc she's a beauty icon. I just try to look at her and not listen, which helps. I think that was the plan lol
@sbaxter3252
@sbaxter3252 Жыл бұрын
Walked out I tell you
@Silverstonegamergirl
@Silverstonegamergirl Жыл бұрын
As soon as you said Ricky was a lesbian I out loud said "oh no" because I could already tell where this movie was gonna do and I did not like it
@gloriawmm
@gloriawmm Жыл бұрын
All I remember from this movie is “It’s turkey time…gobble gobble” Like what were the screenwriters on ????😭
@atlehangnthebe4287
@atlehangnthebe4287 Жыл бұрын
When he said "What". I was like same Ben Same. The man was genuinely confused.
@hopeo-w5961
@hopeo-w5961 Жыл бұрын
cocaine I guess. lol
@acoolnobody7724
@acoolnobody7724 Жыл бұрын
That line is iconic, seriously who thought that you can make The JLO so unappealing with just one line! It kills boners faster than thinking of Trump
@gavinwalton255
@gavinwalton255 Жыл бұрын
PLEASE 😭😭😭 this made me wanna watch it
@goatdeer8403
@goatdeer8403 Жыл бұрын
"Gobble me swallow me drip down the side of me"
@BEngelbrecht97
@BEngelbrecht97 Жыл бұрын
Kennie's little rant about what's a good bad movie, reminds me of that line in Megamind where he says '' You don't know what's good for bad!''.
@ItatchiCuchiha
@ItatchiCuchiha Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@shannmander
@shannmander Жыл бұрын
Yes! All in the presentation!
@ninanegedu
@ninanegedu Жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@MsRaeisMe
@MsRaeisMe Жыл бұрын
“have you ever seen a movie have an identity crisis?” yeah, the first suicide squad 😭
@cheriremily9360
@cheriremily9360 Жыл бұрын
Was someone laundering money? That is the only explanation for this crap.
@gigiarmany4332
@gigiarmany4332 Жыл бұрын
good point
@mikchik00
@mikchik00 Жыл бұрын
I haven’t seen Kennie this enraged and confused since Cats. 🤣🤣 She is our strongest soldier. I on the other hand am not and will not be watching this movie for my own sanity.
@MichelleOfoegbu
@MichelleOfoegbu Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
@itsvivi2446
@itsvivi2446 Жыл бұрын
not the "straight dude explaining lesbianism" disclaimer
@lesbianspaceranger
@lesbianspaceranger Жыл бұрын
as a vaginally afflicted lesbian i am in immense pain rn. hair looks lovely though
@tomasallende9583
@tomasallende9583 Жыл бұрын
If this is innapropiate I apologize right away, but I just needed to know what is vaginally afflicted.
@lovesplus3879
@lovesplus3879 Жыл бұрын
This represents me so much, the only difference is I’m nb/gender fluid/ etc. but YES
@serapekkala8238
@serapekkala8238 Жыл бұрын
Kennie…Kennie, I’m a disabled lesbian, and when I tell you I SUFFERED even just watching the edited clips. I think my soul died. It ascended shrieking into the ether, leaving behind the shriveled husk of my body. I had to pause and restart this video several times to try to recollect it and remember that life is worth living. I will never forgive either Ben or J-Lo for agreeing to give life to this sewage runoff of a film. Dishonor on the families and the cows of all the cast and crew and ESPECIALLY the writer. How dare y’all?
@kayla_mallen
@kayla_mallen Жыл бұрын
Fr. DISHONOR
@t.k.h.3913
@t.k.h.3913 Жыл бұрын
Never thought I’d find a comment so sewage-related to be quite so lyrical… but then I never thought I’d see anything even tangentially related to this festering Frankenstein’s monster of a film. Jesus. But thanks for the laugh; I needed it as an antidote to the rage. Oh, and if you don’t mind my asking: is your name a coincidence, or a reference to the great HDM?
@serapekkala8238
@serapekkala8238 Жыл бұрын
@@t.k.h.3913 It is in fact a reference to the Queen of the Svalbard Witches! Nice catch! 😊
@t.k.h.3913
@t.k.h.3913 Жыл бұрын
@@serapekkala8238 amazing! Honestly, even after twenty more years - and possibly thousands more books - that series is one of the best things I’ve ever read. Never fails to get me.
@RainbowRagdoll
@RainbowRagdoll Жыл бұрын
Bruh cheers to my fellow disabled lesbian, this movie was probably... Oh man it's a tie between this and Purple Hearts. They both make me so wildly and deeply upset and I have a horrible sense of discomfort after watching both of these.
@catanaition
@catanaition Жыл бұрын
I have spent my whole life thinking that the titular Gigli was the name of Jennifer Lopez' character and now I don't know what to do knowing the truth.
@j.t.7671
@j.t.7671 Жыл бұрын
Same! Lol
@abbywolffe4114
@abbywolffe4114 Жыл бұрын
"And he just lays there like a dead roly-poly in the sun" PLEASE THAT'S SO FUNNY
@poetictaiya
@poetictaiya Жыл бұрын
My fiancé (lesbian with a disability) and I have decided that we now must watch this for movie night. This should be interesting.
@May-cu3vs
@May-cu3vs Жыл бұрын
oh please update us with your reactions!!
@marissawilson4644
@marissawilson4644 Жыл бұрын
Tell us how it goes.
@rosaj6238
@rosaj6238 2 ай бұрын
Is your fiancé @serapekkala8238 ?
@sugarpearl9781
@sugarpearl9781 Жыл бұрын
Each and every monologue was more painful than the last. The ableism and lesbophobia was just the sh*t frosting on the sh*t cake that was this sh*t movie.
@thepresence365
@thepresence365 Жыл бұрын
This movie feels like it was ripped from the incel section of Wattpad 😂
@satviksingh1200
@satviksingh1200 Жыл бұрын
They have an incel section there?
@thepresence365
@thepresence365 Жыл бұрын
@@satviksingh1200 Lol. Well, it's full of terrifyingly creepy fiction (some of it getting made into worse movies). I'm sure every type of community has left its mark.
@satviksingh1200
@satviksingh1200 Жыл бұрын
@@thepresence365 yup. I know that
@williamelliott186
@williamelliott186 Жыл бұрын
But Kenny, weren't MANY movies like this back in the day? Early 2000s was just a time of sin, we turned our backs from god and ended up with leggings under jean skirts.
@lusandantintili8668
@lusandantintili8668 Жыл бұрын
and such. TINY. JACKETS💀
@anonymoust2905
@anonymoust2905 Жыл бұрын
I totally agree… I just watched gigli before looking critics . it was fun.. .. and she is bisexual in the movie .. during their conversation with gigli mom …
@agalo3631
@agalo3631 Жыл бұрын
There were a lot of good bad movies from the early 2000s, but this one took the cake. Before social media, EVERYONE knew it was horrible within a week of it being out, just by word of mouth. And After this, both of them were not taken seriously as actors for a WHILE, and honestly, many believe the horrible reception of the movie was one of the reasons they had to break up. No other movie at that time lead to that kind of real life consequence.
@shamidkpzd
@shamidkpzd Жыл бұрын
My older brother used to work at the movie theater when this came out. In addition to so many people walking out midway and wanting refunds, they ended up pulling the showings of it within 2 days.
@gyuvinistics
@gyuvinistics Жыл бұрын
as a lesbian... yeah...this is definitely a movie!
@gigiarmany4332
@gigiarmany4332 Жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣🥳
@nyarlathotep3640
@nyarlathotep3640 Жыл бұрын
TMI I'm bisexual and the only "big O's" I've ever had are from women and the toys.
@MorriganAtwood
@MorriganAtwood Жыл бұрын
I legitimately had no idea what this movie was about. I thought Gigli was JLo's character's name. Nothing about this is what I expected.
@RainbowRagdoll
@RainbowRagdoll Жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhhhh my god when Gigli was being "teased" by Ricki I started trying to rip my face off just to avoid this "I made her straight by my penial utencil and my manly wiles" trope. AND THEN he just lays there and does nothing after all that. Art immitates life, this movie is trash..... And I will watch it to scream at it and possibly introduce my gay friends to it so they can get out the cathartic scream as well.
@uchihamarss
@uchihamarss Жыл бұрын
you said they cast bennifer because people wanted to see an it-couple be intimate in a movie and my brain immediately goes “oh so eyes wide shut, but in comic sans” 😭
@uchihamarss
@uchihamarss Жыл бұрын
“they try to gaslight you with horniness” ok so eyes wide shut but handwritten by a teenage boy 😭
@aco420
@aco420 Жыл бұрын
Not me yelling "No! No!" and you yelling back "Yes! Yes! …" Got me cackling like a fiend.
@selwatchesyt
@selwatchesyt Жыл бұрын
Bennifer was the first couple ship name ever created. First ever. That’s how much of a big deal the media made their relationship.
@anonymoust2905
@anonymoust2905 Жыл бұрын
I are absolutely adoreable! 💕
@Khenfu_Cake
@Khenfu_Cake Жыл бұрын
@@OctopusWhoSeesAll I believe so, yeah. I think they got together a few years after Bennifer.
@thatgworlbee
@thatgworlbee Жыл бұрын
"She was there, she was crazy, and then she left" : my autobiography. Love that you covered this wild ride lmao
@samfitz5416
@samfitz5416 Жыл бұрын
As a current film student who dreams of being a screenwriter/director after graduating Uni, films like this give me hope. Anyone can be a screenwriter and/or director, lmao. Anything is possible, man.
@Freaky0Nina
@Freaky0Nina Жыл бұрын
Sure. As long as your parents are already in the biz
@mireyahernandez3764
@mireyahernandez3764 Жыл бұрын
“He’s just lays their like a dead Roly poly in the sun.” Had me cackling.
@00Noir
@00Noir Жыл бұрын
Accidentally had a convo with Kennie JD by yelling "NO!" repeatedly when she asked what happens next (re: pity sex). That was a rough one man
@michaelkennedy2888
@michaelkennedy2888 Жыл бұрын
From a sociopolical point of view this movie encapsulates everything wrong with the patriarchy in a neat little 2 hour package. It was also done completely on accident.
@toodleloos
@toodleloos Жыл бұрын
oh boy, this is something! This made remember every single awful thing about movies from the naughties. like wow, i forgot all about "lesbians need the right dxck" and "extremely offensive autistic character", this movie has everything!
@damiendupin2378
@damiendupin2378 Жыл бұрын
I remember watching this as a child and the line that made my brother and I giggle hysterically for days was when Brian speaks after the stalking ex-girlfriend cuts her wrists, "Lady needs some Band-Aids." To this day, I cannot explain to myself why this was funny. It just was.
@svinjamaria
@svinjamaria Жыл бұрын
you know it’s a miserable failure when someone like Kennie has a stroke multiple times explaining the scenes
@mercy8406
@mercy8406 Жыл бұрын
I just want everyone to know that someone was paid to write this. Paid a lot of money, given a lot of resources, to write a movie with Jennifer Lopez, and they wrote this. Sure, studio interference and all that, but is there even anything in here reminiscent of a once decent plot? As a writer seeing videos like this always make me feel good because it ju sets reassures me that no matter what I write, no matter how insecure you may feel about your prose, characters, or originality. You cannot fail. You have won just by trying. You could create the most debased, vulgar, bland, coma-inducing series of words put to paper, so revolting that the government is sent to your residence to steal all remnants of the work and burn it in front of you, only to then burn the ashes and hold your eyes over the smoke as a final punishment as you slowly douse the flame with your polluted tears, and that failure would still be greater and more successful than the entire existence of this movie. You cannot fail. If you can manage to sit down and write a work, no matter how long it takes, from start to finish, and do it (mostly) sober and with both hands, you will have put more effort than everyone who oversaw this monstrosity did and, no matter the outcome, will have succeeded. Go do it.
@Mecharnie_Dobbs
@Mecharnie_Dobbs Жыл бұрын
It makes me think that I'd better not write any monologues or soliloquys or Kenny is going to picture me sitting in a circle, stroking my ego. I meen what if a character gives an overly complicated answer to a question, does that count as a monologue? On second viewing, maybe monologues are O.K. if there are not too many of them.
@UnicornUniverse333
@UnicornUniverse333 Жыл бұрын
Thank you I want people like you to be in charge and be heard and have resources!!! Instead of the scary evil patriarchal system that made this, this, I don't even have the words yet I'm too horrified and angry, that this and so many, so many horrible things like this exist. I pray for fall of patriarchy daily. No more movies with these disgusting dehumanizing agendas!
@mick7804
@mick7804 Жыл бұрын
Yesss the look and the singing at the start, loving the vibe Also, Why is there such an obsession of straight men thinking they can turn gay women straight? like why do you think your sexual prowess is so much better, what is the goal. Why is it such a brag? i don’t understand 😩 I hear it in music lyrics, I see it in movies and i Hear about it in certain spaces. There’s so many women out there that aren’t Lesbians so why
@christopherbrown5409
@christopherbrown5409 Жыл бұрын
People, male and female, wanna be irresistible. What kind of dumb question is that?
@polly-fe3pq
@polly-fe3pq Жыл бұрын
@@christopherbrown5409 we found the straight man!!!!
@christopherbrown5409
@christopherbrown5409 Жыл бұрын
@@polly-fe3pq LGBT actually, but that psychology isn't hard to fathom at all. Vanity's a human trait; even you can understand that.
@mick7804
@mick7804 Жыл бұрын
@@christopherbrown5409 wanting to be irresistible is way different than constantly harassing someone that’s telling you they aren’t interested in you. Thinking you’re so irresistible that you can change someone’s sexual preference is not okay. And if someone thinks they’re so irresistible that they can’t be rejected by anyone regardless of someone else’s preferences or orientation whether straight or not, that’s a bigger problem they need to work on.
@christopherbrown5409
@christopherbrown5409 Жыл бұрын
@@mick7804 sweetie, who said anything about "constantly harassing" anyone? I'll wait.
@striderleigh478
@striderleigh478 Жыл бұрын
So kind of you to get Bennifer a wedding gift by reminding us all this movie exists. A movie I'm sure is a very proud moment in both of their careers.
@KimandKamJam
@KimandKamJam Жыл бұрын
Glad you're finally tackling this classicly awful movie based entirely on a celebrity relationship
@KrazyKatLady
@KrazyKatLady Жыл бұрын
The scene I will never forget is JLo opening her legs and saying "Gobble, gobble" so seriously
@kmcclellan9820
@kmcclellan9820 Жыл бұрын
How is this man in two movies about turning a lesbian? How? I can't think of other movies with this premise. If anyone knows of another movie like this, please enlighten me. Otherwise I will believe Affleck owns the entire lesbian-phobic romcom market
@fightingmedialounge519
@fightingmedialounge519 Жыл бұрын
I think their was a scientology book on that.
@potatoluna3389
@potatoluna3389 Жыл бұрын
"Straight Dude Falling in Love" being one of the TWs is so funny
@persgodiva
@persgodiva Жыл бұрын
The way I started hysterically laughing at their conversation in front of the hospital and then you just said "it must be drugs" THAT IS LITERALLY THE ONLY EXPLANATION
@EnemaBagJones24601
@EnemaBagJones24601 Жыл бұрын
28:20 Can we please have some appreciation for the sheer gonzo performance Chris Walken turns in here? That whole delivery about going to Marie Callender's for pie was such a baffling choice and I absolutely love it. i think he was the only one who saw how poor the script was and decided to just have some fun.
@89cspell
@89cspell Жыл бұрын
Have you heard of chasing Amy by Kevin smith? It’a another movie where Ben Affleck falls in love with a lesbian. Actually, funny fact, one of my first boyfriends stole a monologue from that movie to get me to go out with him. When I saw the movie I recited the damn thing word for word 😂
@PenelopeSnowe
@PenelopeSnowe Жыл бұрын
My boyfriend did this via text to one of my favorites at the time, Scent if a Woman. He hadn’t seen it and didn’t know I had, but happened to be watch g it in a bar with subtitles on 😭
@rissajones1645
@rissajones1645 Жыл бұрын
Its giving Reef from Stoked in that one episode😭
@mielygold423
@mielygold423 Жыл бұрын
@@rissajones1645 I didn’t think anyone alive watched stoked 😭😭 I loved that series as a kid. Low-key used to have a crush on him
@her7498
@her7498 Жыл бұрын
@@mielygold423 I LOVE STOKED!!!
@rissajones1645
@rissajones1645 Жыл бұрын
@@mielygold423 i didnt watch it growing up but i found all the episodes on youtube so ive been binge watching😭
@Lavapulse
@Lavapulse Жыл бұрын
Oh geez. As a lesbian, the homophobia hits particularly hard. I hate that I love this movie for how much of a trainwreck it is.
@Alexis_YupYaDig
@Alexis_YupYaDig Жыл бұрын
With all those monologues did the writers know that this is a movie and not a play🤔
@cjb2749
@cjb2749 Жыл бұрын
This movie ONLY thought it was good due to the level of arrogance that Jlo was existing at back then. She took it very badly when people didn't like it, and she turned it into a huge drama about her relationship, which caused all kinds of issues for her and ben (mainly because he runs to a bottle at the first sign of adversity, expects the woman in his life to take full responsibility for his happiness, and tends to pout in self-pity whenever she's unhappy). This movie was 100% an ego project for jlo, and she was STUNNED when it didn't receive all of the accolades that she was expecting 😂
@coco604
@coco604 Жыл бұрын
Dude, while I don’t deny that JLo was really pushing for this movie bacj in the day, your segment all about Ben Affleck made me very uncomfortable. While this can be hard to really comprenhend in this age of paparazzi and constant content, YOU DO NOT KNOW THESE PEOPLE, and acting as if you do (especially when trying to psychanalyse their relationships and apparent alcoholism) is incredibly disrespectful. I know you did not mean anything bad by it but I hope you reconsider your take.
@fightingmedialounge519
@fightingmedialounge519 Жыл бұрын
I mean, their allowed to make judgments about these people coco. Hell you even agreed with some of their judgments.
@kristophersproductions453
@kristophersproductions453 Жыл бұрын
I remember watching this movie with my roommate a couple months ago and said “I think Kennie JD should do a bad movie and a beat on this one cuz WOW.”
@Ultimate214
@Ultimate214 Жыл бұрын
Okay, so now that this has happened...please watch Mariah Carey's "Glitter".
@PanicattheDiscourse
@PanicattheDiscourse Жыл бұрын
Might as well go for the hattrick and add crossroads.
@fxntasyland2844
@fxntasyland2844 Жыл бұрын
YES
@fxntasyland2844
@fxntasyland2844 Жыл бұрын
YES
@nikkicole54321
@nikkicole54321 Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah complete the trifecta of horrid early 2000s films.
@KH0LRA
@KH0LRA Жыл бұрын
_yes._
@batsuclub
@batsuclub Жыл бұрын
my face as a lesbian listening to the breakdown of this movie: 😟
@Sharpe1502
@Sharpe1502 Жыл бұрын
“He just laid there like a dead Rollie pollie in the sun!” That nearly killed me. Also, your hair and makeup in this vid are incredible!!!
@KyleZonePlus
@KyleZonePlus Жыл бұрын
Now I see why Weird Al listed "make your TV record Gigli" as a horrible thing in Virus Alert. Never got the line before but now I do.
@CompanionCorbs
@CompanionCorbs Жыл бұрын
Omg. I’m older than the bible and I remember when this movie came out. It wasnt heavily advertised via commercials or anything like a lot of other movies were - it was relying exclusively on the massive “Bennifer” hype at the time. So nobody knew wtf it was about but everyone heard about how absolutely awful it was. Thank you for being the Indiana Jones of bad movies and taking an adventure nobody else wanted to.
@May-cu3vs
@May-cu3vs Жыл бұрын
oh those clips had me FLOORED. i am never going to feel insecure about my art ever again because this is a movie that EXISTS.
@taeri093
@taeri093 Жыл бұрын
That intro has me excited. Its been a while since we had a truly terrible movie 😍😍
@YourDecoySims
@YourDecoySims Жыл бұрын
JLo at 35:55 I am speechless. That analogy I guess was not what I expected. I gasped 🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Cecil_Arjun
@Cecil_Arjun Жыл бұрын
Right?! It's so funny LMAO
@twilithorse
@twilithorse Жыл бұрын
I resent that this movie is just a toxic waste dump for the writer's radioactive bad takes, because there's the skeleton of a passable rom com in the overall plot. Hear me out- Rival mobsters working for the same family are forced to work together on a kidnapping gig. The catch? Their mark is a kid, and they have to play a convincing "aunt and uncle" so the kid doesn't get wise to the plot and try to bolt. Shenanigans ensue. Also just drop the badly handled lesbian subplot altogether or just make her bisexual oh my god.
@AkiraTanaka11
@AkiraTanaka11 Жыл бұрын
No, don't make her bisexual. Because the main guy would still be a fetishizing creep about her being bisexual. Honestly, even if she was straight, he would do these misogynistic ramblings either way about her ''not wanting him'', so it's a lose-lose-lose situation.
@digitalhuman5943
@digitalhuman5943 Жыл бұрын
I HATED growing up in the early 2000’s. Trying to explain to other 12yo’s calling everything gay is low key bigotry, and having them dunk on me for it. Having my black body type be the least desirable, having my black features constantly ridiculed or conformed to whiteness. Then 2010, and it’s like a magic wand of sanity! I’m not saying it didn’t have problems, but it was like everyone got on board with inclusion.
@peggyp834
@peggyp834 Жыл бұрын
I love Kennie’s commentary and work but OH this one was a rough one for my lesbian self 😬 men’s fantasies about WLW are always so gross and skin crawling. An astonishingly bad film, can’t wait for the next bad movies and a beat 😅
@eknova
@eknova Жыл бұрын
When I heard that JLo's character was gay I went "Oh no"
@wtfbilly143
@wtfbilly143 Жыл бұрын
Watching Kennie lose her sh*t while explaining every moment the romcom music plays makes me think I should watch this movie. I wont but I'll definitely watch this video again 😝
@URMOM-ko5vg
@URMOM-ko5vg Жыл бұрын
I usually watch bad movies with my dad and we always have little things to say but this just left us with few words like what the fuck and just staring at each other like… you seeing this too
@moxiemaxie3543
@moxiemaxie3543 Жыл бұрын
My favorite product placement in the movie is the Marie Calendars frozen foods speech by Christopher Walken
@DrGregoryHouseIT
@DrGregoryHouseIT Жыл бұрын
This movie is called Amore Estremo (Extreme Love) in Italy as the original title is the italian word for Lilies. Trivia: in the pilot for Jennifer Lopez's NBC show Shades Of Blue, her character calls lilies an abomination, which might be a dig on this movie.
@mannypedib
@mannypedib Жыл бұрын
That show is her best acting EVER.
@pettylisa5599
@pettylisa5599 9 ай бұрын
@@mannypedib Selena, Enough, Out of Sight, Parker, and Hustlers: Fuck my drag, then
@asniffless
@asniffless Жыл бұрын
Listening to Jennifer’s speech at like 33:10 is like listening to Cole Sprouse in a podcast lol
@dylancastellanos87
@dylancastellanos87 8 ай бұрын
Who?
@unodos2647
@unodos2647 Жыл бұрын
23:12 Director: Uhh…Your line was: “I’m proud of my work and myself.”
@idontknow898
@idontknow898 Жыл бұрын
The black girl hair struggle is real 😭😭😭
@rachelno9229
@rachelno9229 Жыл бұрын
Wait stop that’s her natural hair???? The volume and thickness??? 😩 I kept trying to clock the lace but then I realized it’s her REAL HAIR 😍
@drmsd14
@drmsd14 Жыл бұрын
Wow, this one was an adventure! I feel beat up and exhausted. I'm so incredibly offended by the homophobic and misogynistic portrayal of lesbians as straight women in denial. JFC, straight dudes who wrote/approved/directed this garbage.
@Shortandnerdyy
@Shortandnerdyy Жыл бұрын
I’m Filipino and I read the name of the film as GIGIL which means exploding from cuteness 💀💀
@freyjascats
@freyjascats Жыл бұрын
I worked at a movie theater when this came out, and we had to set it up and watch it to make sure everything ran correctly, and we had to take turns watching it because no one could sit through the whole damn thing. The yoga scene was THE.WORST.
@gab.bee123
@gab.bee123 Жыл бұрын
my life is changed by the line, "he just lays there like a dead roly poly in the sun". poetry
@KayBassie
@KayBassie Жыл бұрын
As a lesbian I'm utterly disgusted. I didn't realize the full premise of this movie. Heard about this movie when it came out and wasn't keen on seeing it. I thought the gay aspect of it was that Ben's character thought Jen's was a lesbian. She's not and 'hilarity' ensues they fall in love. To know she was an actual lesbian... smh just upset my spirit. Ben and Jen just contributing to harmful stereotypes of lesbians, just wow They deserve each other.
@profoundstrawberryprincess
@profoundstrawberryprincess Жыл бұрын
GATHER THE PEARLS THAT EMANATE FORTH FROM ME 🤣🤣 I cannot finish the video cause this part has me crying
@gracenurse3365
@gracenurse3365 Жыл бұрын
I feel soiled by that line.
@29jgirl92
@29jgirl92 Жыл бұрын
WHat does it even mean?!?!?!?
@profoundstrawberryprincess
@profoundstrawberryprincess Жыл бұрын
@@29jgirl92 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have no idea!
@cocodarling7307
@cocodarling7307 Жыл бұрын
The way I had to replay it just to make sure my ears worked correctly 🤣🤣🤣
@Fallenemiko
@Fallenemiko Жыл бұрын
Nothing will ever replace this series, bc at 37:48 when Kennie said “-and guess what happened?” I, OUT LOUD, went “….No…NO.” AND SHE SAID “-YES! YES, SHE GIVES HIM PITY PU$SIE” WHEN I SAY I SCREAMED
@LaurenJewel
@LaurenJewel Жыл бұрын
this girl is mesmerizing can we talk about it😩✋
@janellehoskins1290
@janellehoskins1290 Жыл бұрын
I’m so glad never watched Gigli all those years and watched Kennie instead 😂
@insignificantramblings
@insignificantramblings Жыл бұрын
I work at a pool and I super reccomend Paul Mitchell shampoo 3 for chlorine buildup! Use it in addition to your regular shampoo and you get basically no buildup
@kimberleywilliams7802
@kimberleywilliams7802 Жыл бұрын
Lmao not negligent use of romcom music, love that 😂
@shaniyaharper8094
@shaniyaharper8094 Жыл бұрын
"I'm too cool a guy to be literate" is only thing I found funny about all of this
@audianabruzual7501
@audianabruzual7501 Жыл бұрын
The cherry of this movie has to be that fake latino accent Jlo uses. La negrita del Bronx could never!
@jongkittae
@jongkittae Жыл бұрын
literally the opening shot of kennie STOLE MY BREATH oh my god stunning absolutely stunning 💕
@hamdialihassan1586
@hamdialihassan1586 Жыл бұрын
It somehow kept getting worse and we already started from like Rock Bottom 😂
@raquelnunes9793
@raquelnunes9793 Жыл бұрын
Like if an actor i fancy has a sex scene a part of me is quite happy to watch...but when its 2 actors that actually are together irl..... OOOOOOOOOOH it just gives me the ick. Like tom hardys version of wuthering heights, he plays along his wife and every kissing scene made me feel like i was a peeping tom.
@Sintanity
@Sintanity Жыл бұрын
Kennie's reaction to a movie so bad it makes her excited is kinda how i feel when I see a video where she's already got her makeup on. There's a chance there's so much nonsense in this movie she just had to concentrate on talking only and i love that
@kalebmixon7822
@kalebmixon7822 Жыл бұрын
Ricky reminds me WAAAAAAAAYY too much of someone I met in highschool except her monologues were all religious sermons (and I told her every time that I’m an atheist)
@terryr4623
@terryr4623 Жыл бұрын
Her giving him pitty p...While expected....Crushed me
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