n o 😳

early

Kiss me whang 😩

@AethernalVoid bro it's a joke-🗿 Chill pls-? Unless ur joking too?

Forearm..foreskin

🤣

I laughed at this for WAY too long, but it absolutely made my day!!!

@@jmgajda8071 WAY too long huh?

Lol 😂

@@zenon459 bruh this killed me 😂😂😂

Nice.

Take the updoot

@@tywillis2395 :|

incredible wordplay

~ba dum tiss~

It'll still be a rather funny bone

Damn, is that what that means? I've been carrying around a bear arm my entire life, when it actually meant a dick arm. Wouldn't that knock your hat in the creek?!?!

@@canondocre8650 classic mistake my rootin tootin friend

First youtube comment to legit make me laugh in a long time

Dam you're good

AAAAAAH

I thlammed my penith in the car door

I thammed my penith the car door. You SLAMMED your PEnis IN the CAR door?! OoooooOoooooOooooOoo

You coming back digdy?

Thoughts and prayers

"Is it a gun in your sweater or are you just happy to see me?"

Imagine everywhere he goes anytime he sees a girl with a fat ass his arm is gonna look really weird

It's the guy who looks like Baraka from mortal kombat but the swords are dicks.

@@JelloFluoride Barcocka?

@@manuelredgrave8348 Not even kidding... A friend of mine got one of this holsters for concealed carry. xD

This is the future of farming

What the actual fuck, that's.... Hilarious.

@Nero Wynn naah keep foreskin for extra meat

@Nero Wynn mouthfeel 😃

😃🔫

comedy gold

Thats the best comment lol xD

happened to me too 😔

Freud doin cartwheels from the grave hearing that...

I tslked to her she said you have her breasts though

and yet seeing a guy get hit in the groin never stops being funny

Same man

Dude honestly he too. Lol those guys who were mutilated during... CIRCUMCISION

@@MagdaleneDivine guys the silent hill 4 dude is back

"Here, have a dick on your arm. We'll farm it and then harvest it."

Here in a few decades or a century, science and technology will create organs on plates and they will be easy to fabricate and place in patients.

@@asterlofts1565 There's a difference between science, technology/engineering. All run on science, but differ from each other. Science; science Technology/engineering: technological. Inventing, technology, without technology or engineering, science wouldn't be able to be great as it is.

I can already imagine the body mod community going wild with this.

It’s SUPER impressive! Usually once your penis goes black, it typically does not go back. Truly a medical miracle.

It's not an actual penis with the proper erectile tissue though.

Adam & Eve (an adult toy shop) is also sponsoring many KZfaqrs so they could have been also a good sponsor. :)

genius..

There is no such thing

shutup

In Russia...

I wish I were dead after reading your comment misses

I always wish I had bigger boobs. Prob would not grow them on my forehead though, if given the option.

@@caitchri2426 leaving the option open, though, I see

@@johnr797 it might come into style.

@@caitchri2426 it worked for the dude in Little Nicky

It's so true. Like this is an incredible example of our medical advancements. We can move and regrow tissue, organs, appendages... Medical science has created ways to allow people to live their best possible lives...with dick arm. Lol.

"Admittedly, he'd prefer it if we didn't do it on his arm, but eh, what can ya do?"

"Sadly, when it came to the day of surgery and the patient was under anesthesia, and we opened the container with the implant, we had discovered our mistake: due to a clerical error, we had received a jackhammer instead of the medical implant! But, since we were already balls deep - pun intended - we proceeded with the surgery anyway."

@@SchizoGenius and from that day he became the superhero known as THE DICKHAMMER

Robocock

I love that The Six Million Dollar Man is still a usable reference!

I'm imagining it like the scene in spider-man 2

He seems like hes probably in good humor about it now.

@@chezmix64 Who loses their dick in Spider-Man 2?

Yeah, medically speaking, when your penis goes black, it typically does not go back.

@@caitchri2426 I'm glad I wasnt drinking anything when I read this XD

ЖИЗА

The whole time I was watching that part I was wondering why our boi Justin didn't reach out to some Russian viewers for help with research. Whang's investigative chops are a little too polished to be making silly mistakes like that!

How is it actually pronounced in English?

@@WORLD_STXR Mosk-oav-ski Com-sah-mole-ets. They typed it correctly above, you can paste it into google translate to hear it.

as someone who knows a lot about Phalloplasty and ftm bottom surgery, where they do sometimes use forearm tissue and neves + blood supply to create a neo phallus, i can safely say this story sounds like bullshit. If they were able to achieve what they did I can't imagine the outcome was any good. Scarring would be hugely extensive where the phallus attaches to his body, a massive horizontal scar up the shaft where they sewed it together and around the glans where it was attached. and I doubt he'd have much feeling to his glans if any. maybe tactile if he's lucky but it's doubtful to have erotic sensation at this point in time with where microsurgery was.he also wouldn't be able to achieve a natural erection anymore because there is no erectile tissue there. The other thing that was a red flag to me was this doctor saying he hoped the patient would be able to "father children" as I think this would be impossible. plus the lack of information on it. if this was real there would be a lot more info out there on it in medical journals and you wouldn't have to doubt it's validity. this surgeon would be famous. the extensive grafting with microsurgery used in ftm bottom surgery (RFF phalloplasty) which is also used when cisgender men have an injury/deformity that leaves them with no penis - is at the pinnacle of medical science and what's possible today - this happening in 2005, let alone today, is EXTREMELY doubtful. Talk to anyone who has actaully had Phalloplasty surgery and they could tell you this. oh and that video/article from the sun is a crock of shit too, a hoax...wouldn't be surprised if they posted it on April 1 lol

@@H4CK41D thanks for the info, i’m actually trans too but access to that kind of surgery in my country is minimal so i doubt i’ll ever reach that point anyway eh

It's complete nonsense.

@@H4CK41D Surely you random commenter must know more about medicine than actual doctors who did this surgery several fucking times.

Dammit I was gonna say that 💀💀💀

Tactical nut

Or is it that he wears is emotions on his sleeve?

@@caitchri2426 sound like this guy would have a hard time with that

Tadummmm tss

yeah except they don't work

@@mansendwish yes they do! It worked for Andrew, the guy mentioned at around 9:00

@@theworsttm4873 let me rephrase, it doesn't work for women

@@mansendwish I mean, this procedure isn’t being performed on women, as far as I know. If you mean to say it doesn’t work on trans men, then no, it actually does- if someone doesn’t have a penis before surgery, and then they do afterwards, I’d say it’s pretty clear that the surgery worked? (And yes, it does allow the patient to pee and (depending on if they choose to get an implant) get erections)

@@theworsttm4873 majority are complete failures, no sensation, can't urinate and can't get erect. now that doesn't mean majority regret their decision, just that the surgery doesn't work and they know it won't work before they operate.

Dear god I MUST know if that audio clip was already a creation on the internet or if Whang went through a very awkward FIVER process to commission this gag he dreamed up himself.

@@caitchri2426 It was from Ren and Stimpy, I believe.

@@sw0rdhyd350 Yep, Sven Hoek episode to be precise.

That one Sounded Painful yet Hilarious

I mean, if it was set in prehistoric times it would be a hidden bone after all. It only makes sense, we've come so far we go back to our (not so) humble beginnings.

Would you like the wrist projectile attack upgrade for the Johnson blade?

@Heinous Anus EEEEEEEK!

The combination of the two makes me think South Park when Mr. Garrison regretted his sex change so he had a new penis grown on a mouse's back and the mouse escaped

Yeah from human stem cells. That technology is far more advanced nowadays, maybe we could make a rat grow a massive shlong on it's back made out of my dna and stem cells

So that's where the expression "to save face" comes from too?

Thank you for this! I'm going to check out this doc. That sounds really cool!

@@TheAbigailDee of course! There's also a book by the same name (where the documentary is from) Book is by Richard Hollingham

@@johnr797 so. I double checked and I was wrong. There were some mentions of it in the documentary but it might have been a different phrase

I'm wondering, can they still feel their penis? Can they still feel pleasure when using the erection pump thing?

Looking forward to you flying to Japan to find the eccentric 130-year old hatmaker from the film's crew

It's Japan, from out of options i flew to!

If they don't make this movie that's a missed opportunity

my favorite nick robinson movie is "asking my coworkers for blowjobs"

This seems like a movie where Tom hanks or robin williams would have a cameo as either a store clerk or a homeless guy

The prophecy has been fulfilled

And this comment has 69 likes

"It's like poetry, it rhymes"

Poetry in motion

Wouldn't be the first time

Puke

It more or less is the same procedure actually.

​@@wizzlewazzle9202Don't deep throat so hard then.

this! this should be pinned to the top. The logic is plain as day to me as well.

HODL!

True

That's not how that works. His dick was attached to skin and tissue grafts, which were attached to the arm. Grafted tissue doesn't really grow, apart from the scar tissue during the healing process. But yeah, would be pretty neat if that worked...

He will soon dress up and become the local superhero that pummels evildoers with his member-mallet of justice

Yes!! People are complicated for sure but our sexual components are pretty important regardless of our life styles sexuality etc. if they could actually do this with minimum damage or risk they’d make a fortune.

man that'd be cool af

I'd be tempted to leave it there tbh

@@johnr797 you wouldn't be able to move it tho

-"Hey, that's not my bellybutton!" -"That's not my finger..."

@Héctor Peñalver Cursed reply

I think that's a Red Flag

It's just the german word for a dick (without the t tho)

according to homer simpson one of the best ways to make your wife happy is "put a bowtie on your wang"

1) we dont know if he was still an alcoholic by 2018 2) he resorted to alcohol because of no penis, so why would he cancel surgery where he gets a penis

@@longboy7 not saying you're wrong, but when you drink because you feel bad and feel bad because you drink it can be hard to have a realistic perspective on the future. Getting stuck in that loop is a big problem with addiction

your name fits with the video

Ikr he finds all the stuff I don't know about and talk about and the stuff i don't know I still didn't want to know

Seeing fellow Neverhood fans puts a smile on my face

My ears perked up immediately when I heard it

You're not extreme enough

You’re wrong

You have arm implants?

POST VIDEO

dead channel lolz

Mr. Garrison didn't grow it on his arm, he had to chase the rat it was attached to though. "Eek! A penis!"

@@lainiwakura1776 i mean... Yeah... That's why I mentioned the mouse / rat...

I recognized it immediately lmaooo

Came to the comments for this. Recognized it from the neverhood. In my soul I needed to know others recognized his musical genius. Olly oxenfree.

Whoa, there! Easy, boy!

Was it chenk uygar... I've heard he loves horses.

@@nickyblue4866 I bet even the ponies think he's terrible in bed. >;P

I'm pretty sure that's impossible though? The body would reject the organ, even with medication. Maybe it would work if he gets a "new one" every few years? lol

@@anaalina5964 keep in mind, we'd just figured out how to "wash out" organs to make them much more likely to be accepted by the recipient. It was a really good time for those kinds of rumours.

Monstrosity*

Is it somewhat usable in its current state, like if a girl sat on it or sucked it? I know it wouldn't get hard, but like playing it or whatever lmao

@@rabbitraisin Bruh

Is it the right girth though?

calling human materials meat is unsettling but frankly i wouldn't know what else to call it

@@nhilz It's only unsettling due to ethics and morals and stuff. Most humans try not to think too much about the fact that all of us are just meat and bones.

@@Arkenidae kinda epic ngl

Correct! Usually they use the forearm or the inner thigh. The donor area stays exposed after the procedure and will leave a very large scar. I imagine growing a full penis would leave less scarring? If it works of course. Sincerely, A trans person

I was wondering if anyone else thought of this. having seen the successful results of this procedure it's pretty interesting how it works, although from what I've heard, it needs maintenance every 10 years or so.

Eh, it's pretty old hat though (assuming I'm right that it's medically no different from the rat with the ear on it)

Yea? Of all the gnarly videos Whang made this is the one? To me it's kinda positive in a really weird way :')

It’s disgusting tho lmao

@@peenyyt4921 95% of all surgery is gross tho

@@peenyyt4921 95% of all surgery is gross tho

@@echomikoart indeed it is, but I think growing a cock on your arm is one of the more gross surgeries

@@echomikoart all biology is kinda gross really.

I was thinking the same thing when i saw this xD classic knob news

I love all the times when Karl said crazy sounding stuff and Stephen and Ricky laughed at him when it turns out what he said was completely true

14 year old knob news, fresh once again! 🤣

Funny way to say you're a woman.

@@blacktigerpaw1 ok

Exactly. What a traumatic experience that man faced.

@@blacktigerpaw1 its Mr GetNoPussy in the house

@@blacktigerpaw1 funny way to say you get no bitches