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I made the awful mistake of listening to this in the middle of eating. I now no longer wanna eat for the week.

I suddenly feel a lot better about myself.

"Forgetting to brush your teeth is like forgetting to wipe"- my dad.

When I was in high school, there was a group of guys that thought spraying themselves with an overgenerous amount of AXE Body Spray was fine in lieu of showering.

For reasons unknown, I made it to the point you asked about… my personal hygiene is pretty good, but watching this made me want to go home and boil myself 🤮😭

Ai work at a daycare. One time, when a coworker was hanging a diaper, she found poop stuck of the bottom of the infant (as in, they most like slept in that over night). She was just as shocked as I was. The head lady of the building took the baby to wash in a bath.

I half expect someone to get turbo offended at this story, but when I worked at a lowes I occasionally did delivery. I lived in western north carolina at the time; close to the cherokee reservation. Several times I had to deliver a new appliance to someone of the rez and, save fore once, each time the houses were ridiculously filthy. Like 3 inch deep trash on all the floors. So much so we had to be careful not to trip over anything hauling out the new appliances. On top of it each time we dropped off the old appliance roaches would just pour out of them when they hit the ground. It was... incredibly depressing.

I'm homeless and don't look it. There are simple ways to practice hygiene

Take personal hygiene seriously people, always take a bath or a shower daily if you can🚿🛁🧼. Brush your teeth daily🪥, used deodorant , and wear clean clothes👖👕👔👗 daily 🤓.

I was in the restroom at work once day and this lady got into the stall next to my and just went pee, the smell was awful, my brain was like "This is wrong, hurry and leave... IDK who they are but she needs to see a doctor..." and hurried to leave.

"It was like low tide and a dead body had been sitting around for a month" Sounds like the average pro fortnite player to me

I made it through the whole video. My diagnosed OCD hates everything now

I worked security for a while. One day we had a trucker come in and... I don't want to say it was BO because it was beyond that. He stood on the other side of the glass divider and his smell was literally eye searing. Full in, "I'm going to be here by the open door while we talk" pungent. Worse than that was the visible hand prints he left on the counter and the way the smell lingered. I know long haul truckers sometimes have trouble finding a shower, they have to book times at a stop, but still.

When I lived in a suburb of Vancouver, BC, I used to take the bus to downtown Vancouver on Saturday nights. When I went home, the bus ran along E. Hastings St. Several Saturdays in a row, there was a woman who would get on the bus at Hastings and Boundary. She stank so badly that she would clear out two rows of bus seats in front of and behind her. People would stand in the aisle rather than sit within two rows of her. After this happened several Saturdays in a row, I promised myself if she got on the bus, I would get off and wait an hour for the next bus. Sure enough, there she was one evening as I was heading home. Before I could get off, the bus driver stopped her at the door and forbade her to get on. Apparently, BC Transit had so many complaints that they banned her from their busses.

This makes wanna go shower, dry off and shower again

Had a regular customer who never washed or changed his clothes. He was a security guard who, when he got a new uniform, never washed it. He would just throw it out when he got a new one, every 6 months. His shirts started as blue and slowly turned brown. I also did a small stint in a machine shop. Everyones overalls where never washed, just replaced. They would get so dirty with oil and metal shavings, they would stand up on their own like mannequins. They would have destroyed a washing machine.

This makes me feel a lot better about sometimes not showering when I get home.

Medical worker here. Elderly dementia patients often refuse any form of hygiene and will FIGHT when it is attempted. They will go years and never care. Worst ever.

guys please just wash the 4skin, it’s not that hard. put some soap and rub it around the skin, pull it back and then rinse. not that hard 😭

I went home with a guy I met at the club. It was past midnight when we got to his house. The house was dark, and he just dragged me to the dark bedroom. We were about to get serious, clothes were coming off, and I smelled something hideous. I got up and flipped on the light. I was horrified! He was un-cut, and he hadn't washed down there for days, if not weeks. Cheese was running out, and I could see he was covered in crabs 🦀. I could also see the house. There were mostly empty pizza boxes on the floor two feet deep. The house was a wreck and hadn't been cleaned in months, if not years. I didn't say a word and just left. I stopped at the store and bought a couple of bottles of A-200.

I sit behind someone in class who’s a rugby player and never washes anything. Id gag anymore. Thankfully joining cadets cleaned him up

Former friend moved in with me when we were both in our early twenties. She refused to bathe or wash her clothes. She would only grudgingly bathe, if you were lucky, once a month after dropping harsh hints that she stank. She actually thought rubbing her armpits with baby powder was enough. She left grease marks everywhere she sat from the pants she always wore, but never cleaned. I had to get the carpets in my apartment professionally cleaned to remove those stains, my vintage couch never recovered. I put up with her bad smell and dirty clothes for a long time, as I believe she had issues and just needed patience, which disappeared when she infested my apartment with bedbugs and refused to pay for them to be removed. I moved out, letting her take over my lease and claim my furniture, and had to start over with nothing but the new clothes I just bought to prevent bringing bedbugs into my new place. I found out she wasn’t in need of help or patience, she was just an abusive covert narcissist looking to take advantage of others and ruin their lives out of jealousy. I ended our friendship and never spoke to her again, but some of my friends see her now and again and she is still unhygienic and smells bad. If your friend has bad hygiene, think twice before letting them move in with you. Poor hygiene habits and slobbish dress are often warning signs of those who do not care about themselves, and who will not respect others or their homes. I learned this the hard way.

Remember friends, anyone can become a rotten abomination of a walking corpse. There is no safety.

I think I need to bleach my everything.

Where you can smell the person from 6ft away. Which makes it worse. I have seasonal allergies.

There's a girl I work with who apparently doesn't know how to wash her underarms (and if she does, it's not working). There were a few times where I smelled her before even seeing her. Oddly enough, I very rarely ever hear people comment on her, at least directly. I think we all know that she smells bad, but everyone's too afraid to talk about it.

I feel like i need a shower...

Now I'm having strange hypotheses about the female roommate who never took a shower. A) she fears showers because she has that rare water allergy, hence using some random no brand product. Still a mystery why she didn't do anything about it. B) she fears showers because she grew up in a family or community with violent older people who creep around girls showering naked, or they have that old misconception of "bathing naked is an impure act"

3:44 That bit where he says never looked anyone in the eye or never smiled even when he had a reason to, I really wonder what causes that cause I do that too. I have trouble looking at people in the eye or showing emotion like smiling when I'm around people I know. Back in school though I had no problem with that and it seemed to have started after all that staying home during covid mess

Let me top you with tasted. The nastiness of that guy was so foul, I could taste it in the air. Was like stale cigarettes mixed with vomit Hated it whenever he stood in line because I literally could not breathe til he was a good 10 or 20 feet away

I think the narrator is going to need a shower after they are done recording this and I'm thinking I may need one after getting throw it as well. I also made the mistake of having lunch before playing this.

I regret watch is this while I eat 💀

Don't student housing have laundry rooms???? WTF

Well this was interesting

Me, when I was ~4 we were going to a lake for a swim with my girlfriend's, and we found a ditch full of mud, and started applying it on ourselves.....

Someone I knew in tech college had a massive amount of calcus on his bottom row of teeth. Nowhere near as bad as the stories here, but that's probably just as well.

Thank you for saluting to me

Who else realised they were disgusting? 👇🏻

Take my like for your suffering, sir

Yee 2:22 in and I'm gonna tap out why did any of us click this what's fun about gross stuff

I've been fine, but wtf?

Sorry too gross for me couldn't finish the video see you in the next one

I'm so sorry you read this.

i made it to.the end

My aunt (mom’s 2nd sister) and family always has trash in their cars and house. And there’s moments where my cousins (5of them) don’t even take a shower/bath for weeks. When they bought their recent house a few years ago, it didn’t lasted a week where the house went from being clean to all trashy. I remember their last house was always filled with filth, food, any liquid stains, and horrible smells. I also remember how clean and new their car was, few days later it was all filled with trash. From when I was little til now, they never clean. Well my Uncle (aunts husband) cleans from time to time. And my brother once questioned my aunt “why is your house always dirty?” And my aunt answered “you don’t want to visit us anymore?” And my brother said that “that’s not what he said”.

2:36 -- I'm glad I'm not the one who had to read your script. I've only gotten this far, and I'm fuckin' bailing!

I made it

Your mom

Well this was a tough watch... kudos for reading it out loud 🫡