I Tried a Bidet and it Changed my Life (as well as my butt)

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First bidet experience 0:34
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@soundlyawake 3 жыл бұрын

once you go squatty potty/bidet combo you can never go back

@melodysmash 3 жыл бұрын

100%!

@MollyOona 3 жыл бұрын

I hate pooping anywhere but home because I have this heavenly combo......It's not helped my homebody tendencies At All.

@amberthistle2803 3 жыл бұрын

We have both also and it's the most extra, amazing bathroom experience LOL

@0xVeniVidiVici 3 жыл бұрын

So true. Got that combination at home!

@Noalmenclature 3 жыл бұрын

This is an excellent guide to not being able to poop anywhere but at home! Because seriously.... After I got both of these I just cannot poop without them.

@JedidiahBertram 3 жыл бұрын

I got a bidet about 9 months ago, and I am not kidding or over exaggerating in anyway, it's completely life changing. I actually hate pooping somewhere without one. It's drastically improved my life.

@estebanjosearancibiardrigu4068 3 жыл бұрын

In Argentina we have one in every bathroom. The country may have a crumbling economy, but I don't want to leave. It's the only place in the world where I can comfortably poop.

@Shemratov 3 жыл бұрын

@@estebanjosearancibiardrigu4068 :(

@ohcrazydiamond 2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Italy.

@cangaroojack 2 жыл бұрын

@@estebanjosearancibiardrigu4068 If you ever decide to come to italy, we got your back poop brother

@krackalgleason4746 2 жыл бұрын

Welcome brother.

@quas-r 3 жыл бұрын

I'm Turkish and you cannot find toilet seats without a bidet in them. You literally can't because they're all sold with one. Although not as sophisticated as a Japanese one, it does the job. In fact, I didn't know that there were toilet seats without bidets until I went abroad. HOW AM I GOING TO CLEAN MY BUTT WITHOUT A BIDET?!!, I said. I still stand, and live, by that sentence.

@elif6908 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe all the apartments I’ve lived in were/is very shitty (pun intended) but I never could use the build in bidet in Turkish toilets. They were always very dirty and unusable.

@quas-r 3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoe-wx2oo I don't know where you have visited to not have seen a bidet but that aside, Turkey is not a town. It is a big country. There are all kinds of places, good and bad; and all kinds of people, kind and rude, so I don't understand your rant here. You have visited Turkey, I was born here. And yes, it has very big problems.

@quas-r 3 жыл бұрын

@@elif6908 I mean, I only use the bidet in our house and I have the luxury to be able to pee without sitting so I have not had problems concerning bidets. However, I do not have the female perspective.

@606Jelly 3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoe-wx2oo Your perception is different because you visited Turkey once, and you're speaking to people who live there. Your bad vacation isn't a country's whole existence. I just don't understand why you'd respond so rudely to a stranger talking about bidets.

@JohnDoe-wx2oo 3 жыл бұрын

@@606Jelly i have met many turkish people, your comment is invalid.

@oregonboy9 3 жыл бұрын

Tushy MISSING OUT on this sponsorship.

@PerfectPride 3 жыл бұрын

I was low key expecting them to be sponsoring this lol

@HardlyCoping 3 жыл бұрын

I probably have an email from Cameron in my inbox right now!

@calisthenicsbeliever7602 3 жыл бұрын

Tushy is over priced your better off buying the luxe neo 320

@oregonboy9 3 жыл бұрын

@@calisthenicsbeliever7602 You're not wrong. I just want Weezy to benefit from a perfectly placed sponsor!

@introvelo 3 жыл бұрын

I'm italian and bidet it's a religion. Every bathroom MUST have one. They are not fancy like the Japanese ones, but they do their job.

@s.l.r.9407 3 жыл бұрын

Spanish sister here, all hail the bidet!

@thedolcetto81 3 жыл бұрын

They do the job better for me (Italian here too), because you can wash you bum properly

3 жыл бұрын

All hail the bidet! When we looked for a new apartment for rent, bidet was a must. If there was not one available, we wouldn’t even go see it. A deal maker/breaker for us

@GabrielPescio 2 жыл бұрын

Of course they are a religion, if you live in the land of the moustached plumbers! (Jokes asides, same here in Argentina. I can't even imagine a bathroom without a bidet...)

@steel1583 3 жыл бұрын

In Italy, Spain, Portugal, some Muslim countries and some South American countries (not France, where it has been invented) in every single bathroom you find a bidet bowl, connected to in/out water via plumbing, next to the toilet bowl. It's not an electronic integration to the toilet bowl like the Japanese one and it's used with soap and water and you regulate the hot/cold water with tap. Bidet is not optional, it is part of the bathroom as much as the toilet bowl itself.

@lacdirk 3 жыл бұрын

And since you don't actually poop or pee in the bowl, it's a lot more sanitary, especially if there's more than one person actually using the facility.

@thedolcetto81 3 жыл бұрын

@@lacdirk Yes! And considering that Italian moms are in general cleaning freaks, they'll probably be cleaning it every day or so (I'm Italian and that is the only experience I have with bidets). One objection many have is that they don't want to share a bidet with strangers, but as far as I remember it is really hard to find bidets in public toilets. So much so that I have many friends you don't want to poop in public toilets because there are no bidets. I miss my bidet :)

@richardstorer-adam7222 2 жыл бұрын

It so is part of the bathroom. And people from America, it is not for washing socks or underwear...

@shannonessig5959 2 жыл бұрын

Yes! :) Looking at properties, I was shocked to find bidets everywhere. It's an old school bidet-- separate from the toilet-- but you'll find it in some of the oldest, cheapest, most rural farm properties. If it has a roof on it, and the bathroom has a toilet, even if it's in a separate building (outhouse!), it almost always has a bidet.

@NanaSevers 2 жыл бұрын

How do you deal with separate ones? You take a massive dump in one and then squat waddle over to the bidet? Doesn’t it kinda squish around? Do you use any toilet paper to get rid of the chunks first then go to the bidet? How do you dry off after the bidet? Asking for a friend 🤔

@y0utuberculosis 3 жыл бұрын

Ladies. LADIES. Bidets are a game changer. Period poops are no match to a $50 bidet attachment.

@LezleyDavidson 3 жыл бұрын

💯

@V.Hansen. 3 жыл бұрын

Mine was half that and its still amazing

@jennymunday7913 3 жыл бұрын

Preach sister!

@richardstorer-adam7222 2 жыл бұрын

"Period Poops' oh my God, I need that on a t-shirt.

@acoow 2 жыл бұрын

And most bidets have two modes so that you can clean the girlie bits, too.

@ericpetre5089 2 жыл бұрын

When everybody was hoarding toilet paper for some weird reason we had already joined team bidet it was great it was fun to watch people fight each other in the isles for a roll of TP

@estebanjosearancibiardrigu4068 3 жыл бұрын

Even the poorest home in Argentina has a Bidet. Bidets or Barbary, civilization will win.

@ImagiNationLabswithRevChumley 3 жыл бұрын

I bought a Bidet attachment in march 2020 the second I saw the TPocolypse starting. This thing makes me doubt everything I've ever been taught. Now I feel like a leperus caveman anytime I have to poop anywhere but home. Might as well be using a stick to wipe! We have saved so much money over the last year and a half that I could have used a US dollar to dry off after using the bidet and I would still be well in the green. GET A BIDET

@sarahrosen4985 3 жыл бұрын

It did not spike your water bill?

@MaryAnnNytowl 3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahrosen4985 not nearly as much as you have to spend to buy toilet paper, LOL! And it's a whole lot less waste, too!

@kita3256 2 жыл бұрын

Costco has great prices on the jumbo pack of TP.

@MaryAnnNytowl 2 жыл бұрын

@@kita3256 Costco is a great place to shop, yeah, but still, you avoid the waste, and it still costs less to use a bidet. And no trees had to be hauled a hundred miles, ground up, hauled another hundred miles, pulped, hauled another hundred miles, made into TP, then hauled several hundred miles to a store. It makes so much more sense to use the bidet, to me.

@kita3256 2 жыл бұрын

@@MaryAnnNytowl yes true. I see that point. Environmentally might be better. If one day bidets take off in the USA and become more of the norm rather than tp, a lot of people will be loosing their jobs though. But I don’t think they’ll take off into more popularity any time soon.

@TheMagdalenaBB 3 жыл бұрын

OMG never again will I not have a bidet attachment at home. It actually makes you clean. I only need to wipe to make myself dry afterwards. I would like one with a dryer attachment one day.

@bjerk1881 3 жыл бұрын

Billion dollar idea

@crazydragy4233 2 жыл бұрын

Driers are worse than not drying cleanliness wise. They literally increase bacterial growth more than when it's just left wet. Either use a towel or just flick the water into the sink and use your sleeve.

@glassinkbottle 2 жыл бұрын

@@crazydragy4233 we're talking dryers for butts , not hands. Nobody is gonna wipe their butt with their sleeve.

@crazydragy4233 2 жыл бұрын

@@glassinkbottle I was illustrating the more common misusage. My point still stands, though perhaps hand microbiome has completely different qualities, though I doubt. This whole thing is about hygiene after all, so it would seem a little odd to dismiss that reality.

@Krokador 3 жыл бұрын

As a person with skin irritation issues, the bidet has definitely made my life better.

@GandalftheWise 2 жыл бұрын

Bro this thing is single-handedly the most an American thing. Just stick with toilet paper like a normal human being

@antreaskonstantinou8585 2 жыл бұрын

@@GandalftheWise i really want to try this thing to see what all the fuss about pressure washing your butt is all about.

@ashtar3876 Жыл бұрын

@@GandalftheWise just because you grew up with it doesn't make it normal

@ravineprojects 3 жыл бұрын

I can’t even imagine my pre-bidet life, what was I thinking

@Dioicahedron 3 жыл бұрын

I lived in Vietnam and refused to use the bum gun for 3 years - I just imagined flecks of shit flying around and I found it gross. now I live in the middle east and my middle Eastern boyfriend explained how to use it properly, and I have never bought toilet paper since. i love this thing! not only does it feel cleaner, for me it is a lot quicker than using paper (used to take me ages, I was super thorough) and most importantly it's really gentle on your ring. you know those times when you're sick and you have endless diarrhoea and your ass just feels like it's in shreds from all the wiping...? not with a bum gun! it's gonna be hard to get used to not having one when I finally leave this place.

@maciekorte5722 2 жыл бұрын

> I just imagined flecks of shit flying around and I found it gross This... this is what nobody talks about or clarifies. where does all that poop water go? If it's low-pressure, how does it not run down your thighs and possibly towards your vagina? If it's high-pressure, how does it not spray shit flecks everywhere? Help me understand! I think it's cool you had the same thoughts and got converted, but how does that NOT happen? Where does it go if not places you don't want it to?

@eundongpark1672 2 жыл бұрын

@@maciekorte5722 it's not that high a pressure, and anyway, with many (most?) all the bidets I've used have a pressure management system. Pause the video at 0:36 and look at the bottom left of the bidet's control panel and you'll see the pressure management system. All of the Japanese/Korean bidets I've used had that feature, and an Italian one I used had a faucet-style control not unlike the tap on your handbasin (but the flow was upwards, bidet style).

@TimRobertsen 2 жыл бұрын

@@maciekorte5722 Yes! Why was this not addressed, at all, in the video! When people mention bidets, my first thought is: shit flying everywhere. And then: how does one dry their ass and thighs? This just does not make any sense

@andrejz8954 2 жыл бұрын

@@TimRobertsen Good points. I'll just stick to my paper and shower. Way simpler at least :)

@sc8307 2 жыл бұрын

@@andrejz8954 Except it's not. You have to buy the paper, store the paper, use the paper. Then you have to disrobe, turn the shower on (which uses waaay more water), let it get up to temp, then get your whole body wet just to clean one small part. And if you aren't showering after every dump... ew. With a bidet, it is done. Right then and there. No fuss, no muss.

@alexandersmolinski705 3 жыл бұрын

I think wheezy should try learning a language for 30 days, I think it’s a challenge that is overall beneficial in opening your mind to another culture and can workout parts of your brain that usually aren’t getting used. I’d like to see his experience in learning one for a month!!

@ring...1608 Жыл бұрын

I agree!

@subliminalvibes 3 жыл бұрын

Nothing beats a good bit of piano music to convince me every person in that montage LOVES THEIR BIDETS!! 🤗🧡

@sojournerkarunatruth4406 3 жыл бұрын

"Different tracks for different cracks"

@haHAAbang 3 жыл бұрын

Oh Craigery, I laughed, I cried, it moved me (bowels), I laughed some more. I searched for bidets on Amazon. The end.

@adamhlj 3 жыл бұрын

I installed mine last year and I will never go back to regular pooping. Unless I am at work where we don't have bidets. In which case, I'll just jump in the shower after each time I poop because there is a shower in my bathroom at work.

@sarahdiaz1508 3 жыл бұрын

Your work has a shower but not a bidet? Interesting

@SuperFlawless2010 3 жыл бұрын

I just take a bottle of water with me to the bathroom. Ez pz.

@adamhlj 3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperFlawless2010 #clever

@zanon3362 3 жыл бұрын

8:04. This is the best logical argument you can make when trying to convert others to using a bidet. I switched over probably 3-4 years ago and I dread if I have to go anywhere without a bidet anymore. So I'm stubborn enough to just hold it in until I can get home! Hahaha

@ppvigina 2 жыл бұрын

And if you are talking to a man you can say " What if there was chocolate on a paint brush? Would you just wipe it away with paper or water? Case and point, men can have some very hairy ass holes (sorry for the vulgar image but its just too true so bidets ARE the logical reason. We aint cavemen anymore.

@thatjillgirl 3 жыл бұрын

I've never been amazed by them for pooping purposes (not even in Japan), but I can say as a period-having lady, they make that time of the month feel much, much cleaner. I think Americans are mostly weirded out by them because we think anything to do with butt holes is too awkward to have to acknowledge. People also tend to think it will feel weird, but it really doesn't feel particularly strange.

@uncool13 3 жыл бұрын

My use of toilet paper has gone way way down since installing a bidet. Every toilet I own in the future will have one.

@stevenbridges 3 жыл бұрын

I for one think Wondrium should change their slogan to your one. It was excellent. (Also, I'm honestly impressed how many great jokes you manage to squeeze into the spon section!)

@LordMogatron 3 жыл бұрын

More like squeeze out, am I right? 'Cause of poop.

@MaryAnnNytowl 3 жыл бұрын

Your one? Or you're one? Because so many people carelessly use the 'your' to mean "you're," too, and they mean two completely different things, LOL!

@LordMogatron 3 жыл бұрын

@@MaryAnnNytowl Hey bud. Let's chat. Do you think you're honestly helping or making a difference? Do you feel like correcting the use of someone else's grammar on the internet is a good way to spend your very limited time alive? Be better.

@stevenbridges 3 жыл бұрын

@@MaryAnnNytowl I'm sorry, but did I use the wrong 'your'? I think they should change their slogan to the one Craig suggested. So that would be 'your' and not 'you're' correct? Which is what I wrote...

@LordMogatron 3 жыл бұрын

"Too set in our ways...tes." Craig. I don't know if you can understand how funny this was to me. Thank you.

@JasonIrvin 3 жыл бұрын

Bidets are life changing. You can an attachment for your toilet for like $35 on Amazon. Worth it!!

@damonalfero3125 2 жыл бұрын

I went through tons of tp, wiping till I was clean, finally got an affordable bidet, and Holy crap it's a huge difference. Took a while to get used to, but I use so much less tp now. It's wonderful.

@chasefalkenhagen8093 3 жыл бұрын

Having the timeline broken up into little chunks AND the extra stuff at the end (ie, other things I'm working on etc) is awesome. Keep doing that do.

@Breadn 3 жыл бұрын

Better question; why don't people like Bidets?

@zetamafia911 3 жыл бұрын

Hmm what do I prefer: 1. Scraping dried paper back and forth until I feel it’s “clean” 2. Actually cleaning your ass with water like a civilized person Answer’s pretty obvious I feel.

@rebeccawells1580 3 жыл бұрын

Because its not sanitary.

@zetamafia911 3 жыл бұрын

@@rebeccawells1580 curious how- less sanitary than leaving dry shit residue on your bum?

@bluebaconjake405 3 жыл бұрын

@@rebeccawells1580 wtf how is it not sanitary?

@rebeccawells1580 3 жыл бұрын

@@zetamafia911 because the water you use to wash your ass with can fall back onto the water sprayer. I'd rather use a wet wipe then spray myself with other people's shit water that's fallen onto the bidet sprayer. That sounds extremely unsanitary.

@jonathanfildes220 3 жыл бұрын

I've lived in Thailand for 6 years. We use water guns or 'bum guns' here. Life changing. I'd never go back.

@user-kw6ez6jt4e 3 жыл бұрын

I'm Muslim - we have to wash ourselves every time we use the loo. Usually just have a jug or bottle of water.

@Alphabet7 3 жыл бұрын

I'm Indian and I also had a jug. We have a bidet now

@MicukoFelton 3 жыл бұрын

@@Alphabet7 Wait, a jug or bottle of water? That doesn't seem like it could apply any pressure to clean you well enough. Don't you need to use your, er, hands then?

@Alphabet7 3 жыл бұрын

@@MicukoFelton yes hands

@sayin234 3 жыл бұрын

@@MicukoFelton it's fine just wash your hands after that

@MaryAnnNytowl 3 жыл бұрын

@M. de k. anyone who reacts that way had obviously never had to change a baby's diaper with their hands, LOL! You do know that they wash their hands, afterwards, right? It's no less cleanly than your system. Otherwise, people would be dropping dead from dysentery or whatever all the time, and that just doesn't happen. 😄

@marie-dominikdemers5170 3 жыл бұрын

Glad to read that a lot of other people share the love for the bidet! We love ours at home! We recently went away for a few days and we dearly missed our bidet.

@SNOW-zl5jp 3 жыл бұрын

I use to watch you years ago and I’m having a nostalgia run through KZfaq, so glad to see you’re still creating

@dorsa78762 3 жыл бұрын

In my country people can't believe some don't wash themselves and we usually have a water bottle when we travel and need to use the bathroom 🤣

@davetoms1 3 жыл бұрын

The whole "If you got poop on your arm would you wipe it off with a tissue _or_ wash it off with water" argument is as tight as a clenched butt attempting to hold it in while searching in vain for a bidet in this paper obsessed country. Great video.

@tylermacneill3820 3 жыл бұрын

God I love Craig's sense of humour. Brilliant man.

@spencehewitt 3 жыл бұрын

I was expecting many bum puns. I was not disappointed.

@trax72 3 жыл бұрын

So it wasn't a bummer?

@levigriffin5553 3 жыл бұрын

Bumper crop of in-your-end-os

@Bizarro69 2 жыл бұрын

touché !

@Nevir202 2 жыл бұрын

So all was ass expected?

@HypocritesExposd 3 жыл бұрын

I bought and used a bidet for the first time ever last year early on in pandemic (thanks America + toilet paper love affair). I thought all bad things about bidets, like it’s weird or it’ll be too cold, etc, but now think nothing but good things. It cools you butt down after working so hard and cleans what the toilet paper can’t. I do not recommend only toilet paper or only bidet, but a combination of both are perfect.

@tristantries9211 2 жыл бұрын

That's what I always thought. A combo of both. You wipe then spray? Or wipe spray wipe? Or spray wipe?

@Narveloz 2 жыл бұрын

here hear, add liquid soap, after spray, then spray then wipe

@amonynous9041 3 жыл бұрын

"all bidets are equal, butt some are more equal than others." - pls don't quote me on this

@lonestarr1490 3 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, nobody can write those funny letters in your name anyway.

@SoNowWhat 3 жыл бұрын

I enjoy your whacky, high-energy style of humor. It's so fast paced, though, that I usually have to take a nap after watching one of your videos!

@superj1e2z6 3 жыл бұрын

Use a simple hose bidet. Bonus for being handy cleaning the toilet.

@Varibeca 3 жыл бұрын

Every toilet in Finland has one of these

@mnmgirl24 3 жыл бұрын

Be careful, my parents had one and it leaked and destroyed their floors 😬

@superj1e2z6 3 жыл бұрын

@@mnmgirl24 ye the gaskets do fail but its better than tp

@mongaloogirl 3 жыл бұрын

Also good for spraying out cloth diapers!

@MichaelGGarry 3 жыл бұрын

I have never been to Japan. I have, however, been to Taipei and our AirBnB had Japanese toilets just like in this video. I had heard of them, but when I approached it and it opened the lid by itself and warmed the seat all without touching a thing, I knew I was going to be a fan......

@Richard-ns8ew 3 жыл бұрын

yeah heated toilet seats in the winter, amazing. I've lived in Japan 15 years and I could never go back to old style American toilets.

@auditoryeden 2 жыл бұрын

Unironically, if I end being the one to propose to my partner I will do it with one of those magical Toto washlets. Cheaper than some rings and infinitely more practical.

@gingerandcloves 3 жыл бұрын

Bidets are awesome. We finally installed one last year and I wish we had done it ages ago. There are inexpensive versions available, they're not super fancy but they get the job done. (I also highly recommend Wondrium, so much good stuff on there.)

@Beardyvlogger 3 жыл бұрын

Went back to Hungary a few years ago and my aunt has a bidet. I got one just a couple weeks ago. Man it's a game changer. It's slowly becoming a thing here in Canada too.

@ambissing 3 жыл бұрын

I grew up in Puerto Rico where all master bathrooms have a bidet next to the toilet. It was awesome. Moved to California and all of a sudden, no bidets. Just toilet paper 😭. We lived in England for 3 years from 2001 to 2004 and I had a bidet. It was amazing. When we moved back, I bought a bidet attachment for my bathroom that also hooks up to hot water. Heavenly. Last year during the great toilet paper shortage, I was happily spraying away myself clean.

@acoow 2 жыл бұрын

I don't even use TP anymore. I found cheap wash cloths. I dry with one for a few days, then switch to a fresh one. When it's time to wash towels, those "butt towels" go in with them.

@Two-Eyed_Boy 3 жыл бұрын

As with most things...it turns out the way we've been doing things is not necessarily the only or best way. 😆

@brown_ninja Жыл бұрын

I agree with all three of you. you and your two eyes 😂

@papacacto8580 3 жыл бұрын

I have a Tushy Spa bidet at home and LOVE IT. It does require you to dry off a little with toilet paper, which made me shocked and jealous to hear your comment about not needing to dry off in Japan. Maybe it's a water pressure thing? The lowest functional pressure on the Tushy is kind of high-- the simplicity of the thing means it's really just dependent on your toilet line's pressure.

@PerfectPride 3 жыл бұрын

some of the ones in Japan have a little drying option that gently blows air onto your booty to dry you off. lol xD

@christijensen2887 3 жыл бұрын

Your videos, writing, editing, all of it pure gold! Keep up the great work!

@crazypomp927 2 жыл бұрын

I just got a Tushy brand bidet attachment today for Xmas. My parents were so surprised when I requested one as a gift lol. I've already hooked it up and can't wait for my next poop!

@ScottHebert604 3 жыл бұрын

Videographer: Hey wanna be in some stock footage? Model: What's it going to be used for? Videographer: Could be anything if someone has the license but probably nothing too bad Model: Well as long as long as it's not a commerical about butt stuff, I'm in Craig: BUTT THIS COULD BE AWESOME. *PUNCH EAGLE*

@McFlingleson 3 жыл бұрын

Okay, 2 things: 1.) I'm a little disappointed you didn't include a clip from the super-old video you made with a song about how a bunch of famous people from other countries squirt water in their butts, and I watched to the end of the video before commenting so I could be sure you didn't do it at the end, and 2.) I got one back when there were toilet paper shortages, and honestly I kind of dislike the way it feels, but it takes less time and uses less paper so I endure the 2 seconds of discomfort for the sake of efficiency.

@BefuddledKim 3 жыл бұрын

I purchased one 6 months back and I, too... could never go back to life without one!

@aubreys1675 3 жыл бұрын

Quality content right here! I appreciate the thought that goes into researching the history and cultural components. And editing is 10/10. Also it makes me sad that people have made comments about your lisp. I think they’re cute!

@silviobiasiol2038 2 жыл бұрын

As an Italian I have been preaching about bidet wonders for years to all my foreign friends without success, thanks for this video 🤣

@arturcgs 3 жыл бұрын

Do you know thos handhels showers that a lot of people have with the shower? Here in Brazil, we have small versions of those attached to the toilet and use it to clean ourselfs. Of course, it's not as good as a bidet, but it's A LOT cheaper.

@beckyroseberry-gibson1088 2 жыл бұрын

New bidet owner here - I am a HUGE convert!!!! Put a cold water bidet in the back bathroom, loved it so much immediately that I installed another one with a warm water option in the front bathroom. I am just mad that it took me until my age to realize that a bidet is the ONLY way to "go"!!! Both front and back washing is just wonderful and hygenic, beats plain TP all to hell. Plus you will save tons of money on TP, as well. Anyway, I love them both and they have changed my life completely. No wonder Europeans think Americans are barbarians! GET A BIDET - you will LOVE it!

@honiideslysses12 2 жыл бұрын

My parents had one in their bathroom years ago. I may have used it once. Loved the part in Crocodile Dundee when he tries to figure out what it does then shouts out of the window, "For washin' your backside!"

@wusenrob 3 жыл бұрын

Nowadays, France is the last place where you'd find a bidet tho

@wusenrob 3 жыл бұрын

@@lacdirk Maybe in some older houses, it's still there but I very very rarely find any

@lacdirk 3 жыл бұрын

@@wusenrob Ok. I haven't been to France in a while. That's a real shame. Real bidets are more flexible, and are generally very cheap if you have a big enough bathroom (cheaper than toilet bowls). I guess the room they take up is their downfall.

@aleselene 3 жыл бұрын

AMEN! I'm an Italian living in tge UK and I miss bidet the most!

@LezleyDavidson 3 жыл бұрын

We used to use flushable wipes - which clogged our pipes. I installed a hand-held sprayer on both toilets in the house. My husband hates it, no one else uses it. I can’t poop without a water clean - I even bought a portable one for work.

@4everu984 2 жыл бұрын

Bidet queen here! One the great TP run of 2020 we decided to get the bidet, plus a trip to Bali helped. We save a fortune and are much cleaner than the paper cavemen. We still use paper, but tons less. Great video!

@carmen4479 2 жыл бұрын

Bidets are awesome. I feel weird when a toilet doesn't have a bidet attachment. It's my preferred way of going to the special room where we do the things we do there

@ecp711 3 жыл бұрын

Respect for doing this video without a bidet sponsorship! They're definitely worth it. Once you go bidet, you will always say nay (to toilets without bidets)

@tessat338 2 жыл бұрын

When we renovated our bathroom four years ago, we added a bidet. It is wonderful! No regrets! I'd love to add one to all of our bathrooms!

@sdgoes99 Жыл бұрын

I have had a bidet for about a year and I have IBS. It is a major life changer, dealing with the pain and bleeding was awful and it was a lifetime issue. I still have IBS, but my butt is pristine now.

@FreezeeGirl 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, I don't know why this hasn't caught on in America. We have one of those cheap bidet attachments, but I also have toilet dreams.

@Ezzebda 3 жыл бұрын

You know when you watch someone on KZfaq for so long, you become friends. One sided as it may be, I still hope the best for you and your family. Now comes the bad part. The bidet is the best thing that will ever happen to you and nothing else will ever compare to the massive wonder and joy it brings to you. Remember that real life still happens outside the sitz bath.

@CameronDixon 3 жыл бұрын

This is one of my favourite videos that I have ever watched while sitting on the toilet. I've never been more excited to use our bidet.

@psycold 2 жыл бұрын

38 year old male here. I bought a bidet a few months back and have been too lazy to install it. Today it's raining non-stop, and I figured I would get some overdue chores out of the way. I just had my first bidet experience a few minutes ago, and besides the initial setup where I didn't realize the spray was set to on when I turned the water back on and promptly hosed down myself, my walk in closet, my cat, and anything else within a 5 mile radius, it was absolutely amazing. I've had a mild fissure going on almost 3 years now, and after wiping with paper, I've basically just learned to live with discomfort. This is the first time in years where I walked away from the toilet both feeling clean and more comfortable, but also slightly violated, and I'm starting to question my existence. The only downside is the spray on mine is so hard that it's basically a carwash for my balls every time I use it, but hey...they probably needed cleaning also.

@mitmon_8538 3 жыл бұрын

I'm just waiting for the 3 seashells a la Demolition Man.

@Wrebble 3 жыл бұрын

It was a long time ago when I saw that movie. Thanks for reminding me the name.

@MichaelAlthauser 3 жыл бұрын

"What do you mean he doesn't know about the 3 seashells?"

@rachelwyse8849 3 жыл бұрын

I’m convinced that the three seashells were in fact the controls for their bidet.

@ChenAnPin 3 жыл бұрын

A cheaper alternative to installing an expensive bidet is to make a sort-of manual bidet. Took some getting used to (and a few occasional misfires and wet bathroom floors) but works as well as most bidets. And if you really need a play music function, doesn't everyone have a smartphone?

@BigGreezyJake 2 жыл бұрын

The maniacal laugh after “helps the conversation flow better” really got me!

@nekonyan552 3 жыл бұрын

I was hoping to get your parents’ take on this and that they would appear in this video. I have lived in Japan and I really appreciate bidets and now have one in my home in the U.S. So fresh and so clean!

@jim477 3 жыл бұрын

Not sure if that Ty is a regular guy.... seems like a business guy to me.

@donuyy 3 жыл бұрын

I got so excited for a second thinking we'd see another part of Ty the regular guy :(

@livelarge333 3 жыл бұрын

I bought a hand held bidet from homedepot for 30$...My favorite part of the day... prefer the hand held over the electric disco party bidets..

@francopalmisano27 3 жыл бұрын

Hi!!! I’m from Argentina, and here every house has a bidet. We can’t live without it.

@bob8fred 3 жыл бұрын

Best Weezy waiter episode ever and I've been around for many years

@stecky87 3 жыл бұрын

BIG missed opportunity: Hello Tushy as a sponsor . . c'mon Craig!

@mongaloogirl 3 жыл бұрын

I'm ruined by having them; no one else I know has bidets, and one of the saddest things is having to poop at someone else's house. Ah, yes. Sandpapering myself clean 😭.

@ChristinaGonzalezBJD 3 жыл бұрын

100% agree, my husband and I went to Japan and you're correct! Bidet are amazing and ever since we've had one in our home

@chnadeau1 2 жыл бұрын

Ever since I went to Egypt I’ve always used a bidet. I even have a portable bottle bidet for work. No more hemorrhoid issues, never ending wipes and other issues.

@wearepublic 3 жыл бұрын

I'd just like the clairfy that if a bird did poop on my arm, there's no way I'm washing it off only with water.

@wheezywaiter 3 жыл бұрын

Probably good policy

@TheYangnyin 3 жыл бұрын

Would you just wipe it off with tissue? 😄

@hannibaljustincase9985 3 жыл бұрын

but it's still better than just wiping it with a dry piece of paper, right?

@bufficliff8978 3 жыл бұрын

I'd wipe it off with a tissue and then find soap and water. Edit: which is what I already do with poop. Daily.

@thedolcetto81 3 жыл бұрын

@@bufficliff8978 This is the same concept of Italian bidets: you clean your butt with toilet paper and then you wash it with soap and water. I so miss the bidet at my parents' place (I'm an Italian who has been living abroad for some time)

@ohiodevildog85 3 жыл бұрын

He totally missed the perfect opportunity to say that the Japanese toilet scared the shit out of him.

@Kippstonian 3 жыл бұрын

Spend a month in Asia a couple years back. Came home and immediately I talked a bidet, it's a must

@Nuckducker 3 жыл бұрын

I love this mix between new and classic Wheezy!

@Tygera1989 3 жыл бұрын

this is how i've felt about wipes in a bathroom. I dunno how people only ever use dry toilet paper. Toilet paper first, then you actually clean with a wipe!

@mongaloogirl 3 жыл бұрын

Only problem with wipes is that, despite being marketed as flushable, they actually aren't! Plumbers will tell all on this. 😰

@jassbass8153 3 жыл бұрын

I always put them in the bin

@priesnandad 2 жыл бұрын

I'm Indonesian and I've been using water to clean my butt from the day I was born. I once use toilet paper and it was a horrifying experience, my butt itches for a whole day. The analogy with bird crap on your hand is very spot on! Be a smarty, bidet makes your ass go party.

@eundongpark1672 2 жыл бұрын

I'm also a bidet convert after having plenty of opportunity to try them out, make mistakes, learn, finesse the process to suit my preference when i was living in Korea. I have bought a new house and certainly plan to replace the loos with expensive bidet-style loos. Cleanliness and environmental friendliness is my reason. I also want one with a hand basin on the cistern that fills the cistern with the grey water from washing your hands after using the toilet (another delightful discovery while I was in Japan)

@skaltura 2 жыл бұрын

Here in Finland we have everywhere those small hand shower things also called as "Bidet" for the same purpose. They are literally everywhere. Low cost, easy to use and control. Some use, some don't

@Williamottelucas 3 жыл бұрын

Just like the JFK thing, everyone remembers just where and when was their first bidet experience. For me it was in a Japanese chocolate shop (honest injun!).

@carldatmofo 3 жыл бұрын

I wasn't gonna get a bidet, butt the wheeze wizard called me out. Consider it done wiz

@alynawatersmusic 2 жыл бұрын

We got a bidet for home quite some time ago and love it so much that we got a second one from Costco for the in laws house when we visit and it was cheap but works surprisingly well! The Costco one has a front cleansing option for women. You just feel cleaner and fresher. We even got a portable bidet for travel but it’s subpar and I tend not to use it but my hubby’s butt is far happier when he does.

@AlmostAnimixers 3 жыл бұрын

Whenever you discussed this video on your other channel, I genuinely wasn't sure if you were being series or if it was just a non-existent joke video. I'm glad it's an existent joke video.

@inactive2190 3 жыл бұрын

Because people like to *bid...eeeey* (get it, like bidding at auctions...okay, I'll show myself out)

@KnightedKingdom 3 жыл бұрын

🤦

@inactive2190 3 жыл бұрын

@@KnightedKingdom jup I know 🤦🏽‍♀️ once a pun comes to me, there's no way from stopping it coming out one way or another 😂

@KnightedKingdom 3 жыл бұрын

@@inactive2190 Haha 😅

@Its-Kat_ 3 жыл бұрын

Electronic ones are called Washlet's. I live in Japan and the Washlete is my favorite thing. Ours have heated seat and water option, and a massage function that moves it around in a small circle. Ours cost a little over 20,000¥ or $200, and the spray has a bubble spray that isn't too strong even on the strongest mode. Make sure to wipe after a no2 first to get the bulk off or the spray will drop 💩 onto the spray nozzle. Then dry with more tissue. That's how I was taught to do it by my Japanese hubby.

@kedryncaitin9157 2 жыл бұрын

I've been in the Philippines for over 5 years. While I've not seen any bidets, lots of places have a bum gun and it's great too. Would be cheap to setup anywhere. They put a T joint above the water cutoff value. Off the side part of the T they attach a standard dish washer sprayer, usually they also sell them with a plastic wall mount to hold the sprayer. Effective and cheap.

@JustTavia 3 жыл бұрын

I confused “Ty the business guy” and “Ty the regular guy” and was SHOCKED by how buff Ty got.

@JonJosephKuhn 3 жыл бұрын

If you got poo on your arm would you just wipe it off with paper or would you use water? 🤔

@respondstonancy 3 жыл бұрын

How was this not sponsored by Tushy?

@JerryLoffelbein 2 жыл бұрын

I've used one for several years now. It does take a couple times to aclimate or get used to it, but it's fantastic, and plenty of companies make attachments that don't require electricity (probably another reason why the fancy ones aren't more available here). I will say though, the attachment ones will change temperature throughout the seasons. It's QUITE brisk in the winter time here in Denver. It's not uncomfortable though.