When Humans reverse engineer & The Human Diet | 2197 | Free Sci-Fi

When Humans reverse engineer & The Human Diet | 2197 | Free Sci-Fi | Best HFY

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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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@damagar8 10 ай бұрын

Ahh, the humble tomato. Intelligence tells you it is a fruit yet wisdom tells you it doesn't belong in a fruit salad.

@MrGoesBoom 10 ай бұрын

philosophy makes you wonder if that makes ketchup a smoothie

@sarahmellinger3335 10 ай бұрын

@@MrGoesBoom wisdom further tells you not to drink the ketchup smoothie

@SiegeTF 10 ай бұрын

And then cunning reminds you of salsa.

@amorphoussolid8512 10 ай бұрын

@@sarahmellinger3335then insanity gets you to mix it with vodka to make a bloody Mary :)

@Kualinar 10 ай бұрын

@@amorphoussolid8512 And add clam broth to make a bloody Caesar. Start with the recipe for a bloody Mary, but, replace the tomato juice with Clamato.

@ironwolfF1 10 ай бұрын

First Story: Alien 1: "It's not supposed to work that way!" Alien 2: "The humans don't appear to realize, or care about that." (My head-canon involves three bored humans (a German engineer, an American, and Russian redneck, and a case of beer...)

@loganshaw4527 10 ай бұрын

Ok first one to get it to work wins the beer.

@markuhler2664 10 ай бұрын

I've heard of Red Russians but never a Russian redneck. Can you elaborate?

@artyd42 10 ай бұрын

@@markuhler2664 Consider if you will the song "Trust me I'm an engineer" and add a lot more Vodka.

@ironwolfF1 10 ай бұрын

@@markuhler2664 The simplest answer...American Redneck, "Hand me the vise grips and duct tape." Russian Redneck, "Hand me a hammer...NO, I meant the BIG hammer."

@taitano12 10 ай бұрын

@@markuhler2664 Look up Gopnik.

@taitano12 10 ай бұрын

"Is it food?" "I'm not sure... I don't think so... But... Maybe?" "Well... I'm gonna try it." "... Well?" "I'm not dead... I'm calling it 'undecided' for now... Since when did you have two heads?" "What?? You're hallucinating... Lemme try!"

@WorldWalker128 9 ай бұрын

A pretty good summary of two hungry friends lost in the wilderness.

@Shack-lion 6 ай бұрын

Hahahha xD

@ArronRatliff 10 ай бұрын

It should also be noted class that drunk humans and pregnant humans will eat things that all other humans consider absolutely disgusting and enjoy them.

@warlynx5644 9 ай бұрын

Hungry/pregnant humans are effectively woodchippers; they’ll either tear apart anything you give them or they’ll break themselves trying

@CT-1035 10 ай бұрын

A human walks by in the first on "Ohh, so thats where my charger went"

@markfergerson2145 10 ай бұрын

First story; humans will bodge things together to see what happens. Second story; same, but with food.

@WorldWalker128 9 ай бұрын

I made a new flavor of blended tea yesterday that I adore doing exactly that. 8 tea bags of generic black tea. Two tea bags of wild berry zinger Celestia Tea. 8 (drinking, not measuring) cups of not-quite boiling water. About two tablespoons of Mio Acai Berry water flavoring(mine was the caffeinated version but I doubt it matters). Add...(I'm guessing here. I didn't actually measure the amount of water but just filled the rest of a breakfast cereal-holder container with water after pouring that in because I don't have a gallon-pitcher. I was drunk and decided to improvise) and a 1/3 measuring cup of generic honey. No sugar-sugar. Let steep as long as you want. Mix well after removing the tea bags. Can be drank hot or cold as it tastes good either way.

@Eboreg2 9 ай бұрын

I can imagine the teacher saying: "In fact, before humanity discovered gene editing technology, about 2/3 of them were lactose intolerant but milk consumption was still very high throughout all of their species."

@Apophis40K 5 ай бұрын

Violent diarrhea will not stop be from enyoing cheese!!!!

@draconusspiritus1037 10 ай бұрын

I never knew grapes were dangerous to dogs. Had to look that one up.

@bartmoyens2151 9 ай бұрын

I did not know that either. I had a dog growing up that loved grapes! He was never sick and lived to be 18 so.....I'm thinking he might have been something else.

@Bg-xk1uw 6 ай бұрын

Not all dogs are sensitive to tartaric acid (the thing in grapes that can kill dogs) and you got lucky! Or your pup did. I had a lab that could and would eat grapes without apparent harm, lost a really sweet mixed breed mutt from eating the same grapes.@@bartmoyens2151

@Maeshalanadae 5 ай бұрын

Polyphenols are deadly to both dogs and cats.

@taxidermyminotaur5340 10 ай бұрын

you look like you'd fit right in the star wars universe as a member of the jedi council, you have that stern and wise vibe to your appearance

@williammiller6940 9 ай бұрын

Naw, he seems too nice a guy to be a Jedi.

@Maeshalanadae 10 ай бұрын

“Ugg eat white stick root from ground. Ugg stop breathing. We no eat white stick root from ground.”

@GuukanKitsune 5 ай бұрын

"Grog eat this mushroom. Grog sit and giggle at nothing for long time but is fine. Gather many mushroom. Eat later for fun. See what Grog see."

@the_pelican_real Ай бұрын

Oog eat long red thing. Oog mouth burn. Gather many long red. We try later.

@Calaban619 10 ай бұрын

Story2: forgot to mention they also eat rocks. Sodium Chloride, to be specific. For seasoning. They actuall crave the stuff. They also discovered their painkiller Aspirin by trying to eat birch tree bark.

@BeeKisses 10 ай бұрын

Willow not birch

@sirfenixxumbra6626 10 ай бұрын

not rock its actualy a crystal but chloride can even be made into a heavy metal

@JustALittleGhostOfHallownest 4 ай бұрын

@@sirfenixxumbra6626rocks have crystals, the size of said crystals is called the grain

@callmeginga 10 ай бұрын

This story might be the best explanation for zero point energy reactors, all said and done. Most get pretty hung up on quantum uncertainty and muddy the explanation.

@donaldscholand4617 10 ай бұрын

Horseradish root and habenero pepper salsa is a great garnish for baloney sandwiches. Horseradish root and habenero wine (fermented from the juice left over from the salsa making process) is ... an acquired taste. But still not lethal!

@xessq1 10 ай бұрын

back in the day i had a friend worked in a plant that made horseradish sauce... the amount of protective gear they had to wear was insne

@HenshinFanatic 10 ай бұрын

Finely minced horseradish mixed with similarly prepared beets make an amazing condiment that goes well with pretty much any meat.

@stephenaustin142 10 ай бұрын

I got a Warhammer ork vibe on the first story.

@Cadiangrunt99 10 ай бұрын

WAGGGH

@markfergerson2145 10 ай бұрын

“I want it to work, and dammit, it WILL work!”

@ArronRatliff 10 ай бұрын

It wurks or it gets hits with the hammer..Again.

@widdershins5383 10 ай бұрын

Humans are space orks lol

@hhgff778 10 ай бұрын

I like these stories, a part of me knows that maybe we won't bring anything new to the table that would surprise aliens as advanced as in said stories, because they probably existed for longer than us and have interacted with countless other civilizations, still i like the idea of us basically being the honey badgers of the galaxy and just not giving a damn about what it throws at us.

@EvilPaladin11 6 ай бұрын

I love the new classification of "galactic honey badgers" for humans!😂🤣

@RealArcalian 10 ай бұрын

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: At first I thought it was two humans trying to figure out HOW to reverse engineer it Story 2: Humanity said NOM NOM NOM. Or, Humanity Eat Everything, Feck Yeah

@franksmedley7372 10 ай бұрын

Hello Agro. Yup, Humans will eat almost anything... and some will eat things they know are not 'food'. I once saw a documentary about a man that would eat anything, and who had eaten a vast array of items like toasters, silverware, etc. Upon being presented with a wooden plaque with a brass plate noting his Guinness World Record, he began to eat it as well. So, I don't think the story is 'far-fetched' at all. In fact, I once wrote a little short story about aliens coming to Earth and being sold foodstuffs. It was entitled as: "It all started with the Strawberries". In the tale, the aliens found they could not consume anything they found around them on Earth, until a Human noted their search and helped them, by presenting item after item to be tested by their equipment... Starting with Strawberries... and ending with that 'rare' Earth delicacy called 'Sticky Rice'. Just before the aliens left, the Human presented another item to be tested... another form of rice. One with a lower glucose count that would be a unique food for their 'pets', or lower class citizens. Since the alien ship's holds were filled with Japanese rice, they told the Human they would return for a cargo mixed cargo of both varieties of the rice... for a 'hefty' price due to the 'rarity' of the foodstuff. The Human told the aliens that he would hire hundreds of other humans to produce the crops and store the food for their arrival, and then took his payment... 100 tons of 'sticky' rice, for 5 tons of solid Gold. And the aliens flew off, snickering at how they had 'fooled' the primitive Human into taking abundant Gold for such a 'rare' foodstuff. In the Author's Note after the story, I mentioned that one man's treasure, can sometimes be another's trash. And, that if you don't know, you may end up paying too much, for something so common as to be like air, or water, or even dirt.

@firedirewolf 10 ай бұрын

Finding out that one of the most common poisoning deaths is from the family of carrots is terrifying as the plants look extremely identical. Potatoes are extremely low on poison but the plant itself, instead of the root can make you terribly sick if not kill you. Alcohol and vinegar are fairly obvious. Onions can reduce your blood oxygen terribly, the list is quite substantial

@frantisekvrana3902 10 ай бұрын

I do wonder how many forgotten poisons there actually are. By that, I mean substances that were originally evolved as poison, but don't ever naturally poison anything anymore.

@grahammctygue724 10 ай бұрын

Don't know why more aren't subscribing narration is GREAT blessings to All

@robinchwan 10 ай бұрын

i suppose people's attention span is the cause. however a fix might be possible to grasp their attention more, for example he could order a specific gif ( long lasting one ) that will show for example spaceships at a space dock coming and going and some interesting things happening in the background while he talks, even sound bites of things might help.

@lupaswolfshead9971 10 ай бұрын

I'd say hfy narration is starting to get saturated with a whole bunch of newbies recently

@ashanks7731 10 ай бұрын

@robinchwan no need to watch. This is for listening. The reason he has a face cam for each video is because KZfaq kept demonetizing him saying every video was the same. Of course he fought it but no one at KZfaq cared enough to go more than 5 seconds into the video.

@citizen_grub4171 10 ай бұрын

The full saying: "I'll try anything once; twice if it doesn't kill me."

@cassandrabelyeu2419 10 ай бұрын

Reminder: A common human origin myth has it that the god of the humans pointed out one plant and said: “Not only will that kill you, but it will cause untold suffering as well. So don’t.” And the humans did anyway. And the god of the humans has been asking “Why are you like this?” ever since. Cain invents murder, thinking he’ll never be caught? “Why are you like this? I know exactly where your brother’s blood is. It’s right there.” Humans use leftover firewood to create a “new god” to worship? “Why are you like this? Why are you talking to wood?”

@MidnightSmoke 10 ай бұрын

Here is your like and comment as payment for the stories and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

@sspaceforce 10 ай бұрын

:O You blow me away with your narrations. the conseptual idea of you being one of those thin brittish guys in an arm chair with a cup of tea next to him. While occasionally pushing up the round rim glasses is what I thought of you by the voice. Your look is more like one of space captians from fire fly avoiding the conglomerate. Just wow. Your good at this. So that aside Thanks for narrating so many of these stories. It is so fun to listen.

@ToggBott 8 ай бұрын

There is only one thing more terrifying than a Human engineer inventing the impossible.... its a BORED Human engineer

@Paul-yn2zy 10 ай бұрын

I like these stories about what other species can and can't eat because it possible. We don't know what other types of life can exist.

@Wwillswords 10 ай бұрын

Discover a group of sentient mushrooms that have strong hallucinogenic effects.

@davidmarquardt9034 5 ай бұрын

Botanically, tomatoes are classed as fruits. However, the US Agriculture Dept ruled that fruits coming into the country would be taxed, and people called them vegetables. Now the US is probably the biggest grower of tomatoes in the world today, and tomatoes are the top crop in home gardens, with hundreds of varies, like Beefsteak, Cherry and Grape sized tomatoes. Older tomatoes were high acid, but today many have been cross bred to be low or no acid "sweet" tomatoes.

@overlordmagnatron 5 ай бұрын

Humans do not always avoid food they know will kill them. I used to have a neighbor who's allergy to fish was cranked up to 11, Once a year she would make up a couple tuna fish sandwiches then call 911 and tell them she was having a sever allergic reaction and once she was off the phone she would sit down and enjoy her sandwiches then go spend a couple days in a hospital bed. I heard she decided to have one of those sandwiches while drunk and forgot to call 911, not sure if she made it or not as that was the last thing I ever heard about her.

@willgallatin2802 10 ай бұрын

Keep in mind class, though they can eat most things, there are a rare few items humans don't enjoy.

@xxXXRAPXXxx 10 ай бұрын

Humans- the Kirby of this galaxy.

@markeustace199 10 ай бұрын

let's not forget the Potato, a vegetable that is a member of the same family as nightshade, or Rhubarb, most of the plant is edible cue yer grandma's lovely rhubarb tart and custard on sunday when you visit but the leaves are chock full of cyanide, the leaves have been used as poison mixed in with cabbage to conceal it. I can remember 2 murder cases where someone used this method to bump off husbands

@TheCoffeehound 10 ай бұрын

Not cyanide, but rather Oxalic Acid, which will create crystals in your kidneys that will cause kidney failure. It won't kill you right away, but with modern medicine, you will get to experience the joys of dialysis for the rest of your life.

@riverraven7359 10 ай бұрын

put 1 and 2 together you get a zero point fuelled hydroponic chilli lab. i don't recommend letting xenos eat them...

@loganshaw4527 10 ай бұрын

Really loved that last story.

@kurtismiller9544 10 ай бұрын

Woohoo first to see da Skwerl this morning!

@TheGreyGhost873 10 ай бұрын

FOR THE HEALTH NANITES

@RoseKindred 10 ай бұрын

Give me some hot sauce and I will try anything.

@widdershins5383 10 ай бұрын

That’s because your not tasting the item lol

@samsignorelli Ай бұрын

4:12....Humanity was able to build this in a cave....with a box of scraps!

@robkitchen 10 ай бұрын

I absolutely love the videos

@es11614 10 ай бұрын

Hope you're doing well.

@xilous 10 ай бұрын

good stuff

@robertstoneking7916 10 ай бұрын

2nd story well we have this hakarl stuff that no one has any idea where we came up with the fermentation process for. It actually involves ammonia.

@nathandc 10 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm, for the Narrator, and for the Beard!!

@brennanlangless8912 10 ай бұрын

Plot twist for the 1st one is that the zpm power plant was a 6th grader’s science fair project it was listed as missing

@JT-1993 12 күн бұрын

FOOD IS FOOD 😂😂😂

@bigearl3867 10 ай бұрын

I did not know this about grapes. I googled this just to be sure, and it is.

@zharpain 10 ай бұрын

TIL that grapes are dangerous to dogs. Great. Now i got questions for my mom.

@rosebloodwater13 10 ай бұрын

For the Squirrel!!!

@chaddts 5 ай бұрын

I understand that grapes are supposedly bad for dogs, but before I new this I would share my grapes with my dogs as a child. Same for oatmeal raisen cookies. None of my dogs died from this. They didn't puke it up either.

@InfiniteDaoOfLife137 10 ай бұрын

"mentalgents" I love this channel

@MizukiStone44 10 ай бұрын

Hah, yeah that sounds about right for something someone would at leas try and make on part 1. Part 2 was also neat.

@Maddog3060 9 ай бұрын

Story 1: "Ancients" from Stargate, eat your hearts out. Story 2: I bet some xenos classify stuff like yogurt as a bioweapon because of its active cultures.

@eurogryphon 4 ай бұрын

After hearing that second story, I have a sudden urge for Mongolian BBQ...

@heatherweir8726 10 ай бұрын

Who else thinks he could be the voice over for high budget SciFi movies. Or the new voice of the computers in star trek.

@genericuser984 10 ай бұрын

neat

@garysmith3037 10 ай бұрын

"People like grapes " - Human person Gavin Free

@heatherweir8726 10 ай бұрын

A humans looks at a plant a few thoughts go threw our minds. 1. Can I eat that. 2. Is it poison 3. Will that get me high

@Calaban619 9 ай бұрын

Don't forget A1: can it be weaponized?

@alanclague2333 10 ай бұрын

Second story forgot to mention the role of cooking.

@redsea866 10 ай бұрын

On first listen I thought you said consumption of humans was banned. lol

@angelmatiastorres 10 ай бұрын

Hallo!

@barelyasurvivor1257 9 ай бұрын

Omnivores for the win!

@Kirsten2933 10 ай бұрын

Like 753 😎👍

@jimmycoyote74 10 ай бұрын

For the algorithm

@ceu160193 10 ай бұрын

All things are edible, but some are only edible once in your life.

@allenmorgan1007 10 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

@milocebatron5249 10 ай бұрын

Alien: What does your species eat? Human: Yes

@joimumu 5 ай бұрын

Have you listen to the story: The worst species in the galaxy? My question may have spoiled the ending

@Maj_Kasul 10 ай бұрын

The voice

@crsed 10 ай бұрын

Liked that thumbnail, is there any links to whoever made it available?

@Dv_Null 10 ай бұрын

Fairly certain it's AI generated. Though, i could be wrong.

@CatFish21sm 10 ай бұрын

@@Dv_Null Agreed, pretty sure he uses AI Art for most of his videos. This one is pretty good though if I do say so myself.

@mikecoatsworth6048 10 ай бұрын

Ahhh the human " what if we add this?"

@nathanaustin6988 10 ай бұрын

Could you please do a blooper reel?

@sirfenixxumbra6626 10 ай бұрын

the first story is somewhat right the absolute zero isn't absolute zero there is always some energy in the particles at all times so is a posible way to generate energy however it would act as star in reverse sucking heat instead of distributing it

@ceu160193 10 ай бұрын

It's more of a dark energy generator then. If you do remove all particles from certain space, existing energy field will produce new ones. Problem is, such device can be also doomsday device, literally creating another Big Bang.

@dmaxcustom 10 ай бұрын

Well. If we consider how stars work as well as matter and atoms. We can safely assume that if there is life in the universe, it would work on carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, phosphorous, sulfur and oxygen, since this are, apparently, quite available. With this we can conclude, that one, there may be sexy blue alien girls. But more importantly.... Aliens may be edible. And even more remarkable, they may be delicious.

@qinop 10 ай бұрын

You look 40 years younger than I thought.

@mikkelnpetersen 7 ай бұрын

Story 1: Tony Stark was here

@derekdrake8706 10 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure humans didn't go from gatherer to hunter, there was a long scavenger phase in between.

@Bluesonofman 10 ай бұрын

I am pretty sure Humans were carnivores that came from Mars that adapted to eating plants

@elfeater1760 10 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm11!

@MysticalShadowDragon 10 ай бұрын

i listen to this and cant help but think "why s there a capacitor in deltas dungeon?"

@charlesmactaggart1676 10 ай бұрын

I can imagine an alien getting high on chocolate

@user-zv6th8fh8v 10 ай бұрын

Actually you can get 0 energy, hell you can get past that. - n °K

@xaryionlee564 5 ай бұрын

puffer-fish

@lupaswolfshead9971 10 ай бұрын

Bit bunged up mate?

@ShAdoWj1995 9 ай бұрын

Alittle over 100 people died over the course of 100 years to find a food that didn't kill them... that's it? I would have expected thousands

@MinnesotaCouchpotato 9 ай бұрын

Today I learned that grapes are poisonous to dogs

@TheJeikou 10 ай бұрын

Comment

@merlinwizard1000 10 ай бұрын

29th, 27 August 2023

@vanishl.2693 10 ай бұрын

The voice has a face, or does the face have a voice? we will never know.

@Arcainmech2 5 ай бұрын

Search balderdash humans were not originally herbivores in the beginning we were carnivores who learned to eat plants not the other way around

@gorasul12 10 ай бұрын

Hehe a few hundred dies from testing food is such a human thing to do but TikTok challenges have probable killed more people by then 😆

@klappstock943 10 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

@asandrewsilvaw 10 ай бұрын

For the algorithm

@atanaskocev7747 10 ай бұрын

For the algorithm