The Burn (Ultimate)

God, this made my day

There can not be enough thumbs up for this

The Burn (Unreal)

The Ultmate Burn (Savage Extreme)

Hah, yep. It's why I make it a habit to talk to everyone before the quest marked npc. You get some really interesting/hilarious gems like that one.

@@soulechelon2643 If you are a Male WoL, some of Sadu's tribe's women actively want you to sleep with them so your soul will reincarnate as a member of their tribe. Female WoL's have to deal with various Magnai's tribe members asking if she is their moon. The side quests in that zone have some just golden moments.

It's a shame they got rid of one of her best burns though. During the 2.x patch content with Ramuh, there used to be a section where the Sylphs are pretending (badly) to be the other Scions. When We finally find Thancred, everyone starts asking the most embarassing questions of him to force him to prove he is actually thancred. Eventually Y'shtola ends it by saying "Enough. If this isn't Thancred, then we have found an acceptable replacement for him." Lost to the content trim, alas.

@@RothAnim I kinda remember that part! I hope it's been preserved by someone.

Its kinda akward when i used a damn Emerald ass chicken costume and asked that

Thus did the avatar of destruction descend, and in her wake leave naught but tears and ash...

XD

1st Astral Calamity?

I'd take Bahamut anytime over THIS type of calamity.

@@CrystVeno I totally read that in Urianger's voice too...

It’s because of this moment that she when full black mage in shadow bringers

LMAO! That was funny.

Oh my god.. You're RIGHT

Even though right after this, she'll tell you that was "not the first proposition, nor even the most awkward" she'd had, but yeah, I think that was the straw that broke the camel's back.

SHE WAS A HEALER YEAH

Wol: I'd tell em she's blind... But damn this is funny

Isn't she able to "see" using magic ? I remember she said something about this with Matoya i believe.But it drains her magic or something.

@@ThoA45 she see's aether not through magic

@@ThoA45 Some people are commenting that her blindness is a little bit inconsistent since there are times she could read character in books and objects that the WoD/WoL presents to her

She has Daredevil vision, except with magic current

i see the TFS Reverence

And yet she roasts more effectively than a hypergiant blue star...

She rejected the sun to keep the moon. (Even though she's a seeker of the sun. I guess she's in search for a bigger one)

lmao

@@yxyburke Huh, Y'shtola is a size queen, who knew?

@@RuneKatashima We saw the one she was waiting for and she was just looking for thicc boy with 2cs

The voice acting is so on point for this scene

and the fucking battle theme kicking in right after

...and then they hate F*#!'d!!!

@@Daecoth they would have the nastiest, most depraved sex on the steppe

I want to be Sadu when I grow up …because no one is cool enough to become Y’Shtola. No one person should have that much power.

I choo choo choose...to walk away.

he keeps going for all these girls he can't have, and the ones who'd gladly take him apparently are invisible to him. The guy is just aiming way to high.

@@Selvokaz he does give off a insufferable incel energy.

@@Selvokaz Have their been girls who want him? I haven't actually seen any?

@@jakb17 Na incels don't ever ask out women or interact with them really. At least this guy is trying lol. He just has bad luck with women.

Hear Hear

Seriously, Magnai's voice crack afterward was fucking perfect.

Make me laugh sooo hard this scene to me the other day it made me laugh sooo hard still does I love master matoya she's so sweet and how alp and master matoya and yshtola and master matoya and krile and Alp I love when funny scenes like this happen brightens up my day 😊🤗😊

@@Bladehound83 that voice crack is a strong contender for the single funniest moment of the game so far

True, its a shame any raid series doesnt have voice acting but im glad voice acting is used for funny moments like these

this made me laugh so hard i nearly choked on my dinner.

OMG THAT ENDED ME GOOD SUCH A GOOD RESPOND

WoL: To be fair, you would slaughter hordes of people for fun. But this, I can't believe I'm saying this, but you're right about this one.

@@D3M0NSL4Y3R46 Zenos: As i said, you and i are the same. Would you have me believe the weekly slaughter of your...challenge log was it..is exempt? Oh my...have i said too much? A question then..and i would like very much for you to speak from the heart. If you were still level underleveled..what would you do to cap?

Word my Lord!!!!

@@tylerleebash *Stoically nods*

We need to put Y'shtola in front of a live camera reading Simp chats on Twitch.........so we can see what happens.

Y'shtola being best girl while also fearing her impending wrath that never comes somehow gives me life.

Warrior of light: nods vaguely.

@UCUSP5es0drDZX8f9Lw9MFIw how can you tell?? She wears a mask the whole time??? NOW LYSE!! Lyse is a fucking fox. Gorgeously hot, Gorgeous dress,(and shoes😏), and she kicks ass!

pretty much the point of the random bird chirping, its a stereotypical thing in anime, the awkward pause with some random noise in the background to emphasize the embarrassment.

@@Vitalrose the joke is typically a crow caw, which sounds like baka, Japanese for idiot.

@@MrMysteryreviewer In anime situations, the crow caw is "aho" which is another word for idiot in Japanese.

How did I miss that the first time I saw this scene? XD

Because the music drops out right before she utters her burn. The bird breaks the silence and helps punctuate his response.

I REALLY thought it was for sure the nice woman of the tribe you joined. She seemed perfectly contrary.

...dealt more damage than any DPS.

No amount of Esuna can cure that burn

I guess that was when she decided to turn into a dps.

Not even Healer LB3 can bring this man back to life

"Yeah I'm a healer, put my heel up your ass."

Haurchefant

@@OminousSoul he meant that as a joke

@@OminousSoul I mean, if you tank with a lvl 1 shield...

@@OminousSoul 😭

It's so bad that all of his ships are burned down as of Endwalker.

Slaps face... It all makes sense now. also hi from two years in the future.

"Trials? Crystals? You want them?"

@@HiddenEvilStudios "They're yours, my friend...but only if you have enough gil"

"Squadala! We're off!"

Yeah, that's my favorite part. She's realizing what he's saying, running through the list of possible outcomes, identifying which will and will not cause a diplomatic incident... And deliberately chooses violence. 12 bless yshtola.

Not to mention Sadu's VICIOUS smirk! I don't think we've ever seen such a massive level of smugness in a grin in the game since!

If I remember correctly, they mentioned that it was during that period that they were experimenting with handmade facial animations (seen at their extreme with Asahi and his psychotic laughs) which they ended up going full-on-board with for Shadowbringers, putting a lot of detail and handiwork in its voiced cutscenes.

@@JackgarPrime I LOVE that malicious expression and tone of voice for Sadu. The whole scene is golden, though.

yay, insulting a man that tells you he loves you, excellent scene! 🤦🏿‍♂

Not just walking away - walking right between them as if they weren't even there.

@@mithiwithi well, thats what happens when the one who provoked the fire of war was a cat, and that cat didn't fear said fire

oh dear lord Ive never heard that feint "woosh" there. makes shit even funnier

Best part imo

I love how you can see that one guy just hanging in his idle battle dance while everyone else is standing still

Shtola gives not a damn.

I feel like Sadu and Magnai were made for each other... I mean... i know it would never happen...but all the bickering, teasing and character interactions in general between them are great. Magnai's Nhama is Sadu. If he can get over Y'shtola's The Burn (Savage).

I ove Sadu I Hope's she plays some sort of role I'm story moving forward, she was my fav npc character introduced in Stormblood

Dude I literally thought the same. I literally said “that’s your woman right there, the one that teases you!”

@@Ariel-lq4gh Those two just need to hurry up and bone already.

And there's so much subtext. They both respect each other's martial prowess, and they both love their land. But they annoy the full fuck out of each other. For a land like The Steppe, that's full romance.

hahahaha this just feels right

BROOOOOO XD

Hien: "I... think you just caused a race war." Y'shtola: "These races were already at war." WoL: "You know, i CAN tell them to stop."

@@anexplosion5436 Hien: "Then why don't you?" WoL: "Because it's kinda funny to watch."

@False Feathers I mean, pretty much

And then the fucking battle music starts playing lmao

It and the bird laugh-i mean *"cawing"* in the distance 😅

@@mjs3188 I wonder hard you laughed/will laugh during the "password" scene in 5.4.

@mjs along with the whoosh thqt indicates the start of an important battle

Comsodering the revelations in shadowbringers... id like to see his face when we tell him who the big sun is. XD

I was constantly waiting for Magnai to end up realizing his destined companion was Sadu. Perfect couple right there.

@@roetheboat1 Way too true. Just imagine their first date. lol

Imagine them making love at night and all de one's nearby it be like. so it has been a long privéte conversation in de underground chambers...to bad we can't hear I... Wait a minute are they..... Everyone there be like O.O lol

Apparently that's not the case for female WoL. lol I mean, I'm glad, but thinking about the analogy, Magnai renders fem WoL ugly, apparently. ;;

@@TheMadZocker nah, if u talk with him again, he says that he's not interested cause the wol is not graceful enough and unlike with lyse he saw no chance at the fem wol being graceful. If by appearance I'm pretty sure the wol wouldn't be found lacking

Burn the land. Salt the earth. And this is how you conquer your "enemy".

it's Oronir vs. Dotharl you call it "tribal slaughter" the people of the steppe call it "Tuesday" (or "Watersday" for in-game accuracy)

She’s my role model

"cirina! They're at it again!"

@@Konpekikaminari Well, not only that, it's Magnai vs. Sadu. Those two fight at the drop of a rice bowl. There will be peace when Magnai finally acknowledges, not that Sadu is his Nhaama, but that he is hers.

@@mithiwithi I'd say "they'd die before admitting anything like this" But Death never really stopped the Dotharl

Nor can the warrior of light heal a hole through the chest it seems.

Dude, you're gonna need WAY more than Aloe Vera to soothe that burn. That shit goes WAY BEYOND 3rd Degree, maybe 7th Degree.

I don’t think even a healer LB3 will heal that

@@ZanderPlaysVG well, i mean that much was proven already during HW-

Never in so few a words has someone been so thoroughly eviscerated

I doubt that even helps him.

This is FFXIV, PD's are USELESS AS FUCK.

@@D3M0NSL4Y3R46 its a joke doofus

@@tootallforyou112 I was trying to go along with it, meaning that not even a PD would fix that shit lol.

@@D3M0NSL4Y3R46 you failed

Hah, I knew I watched this before.

It's a very "Nhama" thing to do, really.

These two have got to be hate fucking, I swear it!

In German she calls him a "Knabe" So basically boy as well

In Chinese, she calls him a "little man"(小毛孩) or "Child" which closer to the context. When I saw this scene, I laughed crazy. It's that Ryoma Echizen? I love that anime.

In French, she calls him "mon garçon". Same as "My boy"

I'll be honest, "Boy" doesn't have same ring as "Little Sun". Boy is simple, easily used for all. Y'shtola may be blind, be she CAN see his aether, and how it forms into a big brute of a man. So, "little" is personal with his size and how he constantly carries himself using that size, while "sun" is extremely personal on every single word he has ever said.

@@StellaBloodroseWatch It does to a grown man. No grown man wants to be called a "boy".

its true, he/she was there

@@reedman1337 we into that 5.3 lore now

Well they were there

*BAH GAWD, he had a family!*

Lol

The original afflatus misery!

This was the foreshadowing of her blm ascendancy.

Advor when that started playing I was done. He was in his feelings for real. 😂😂😂

I thought for a moment there was a third part to the duty.

1v1 my ass!

At 2:08, he _could have_ just ignored her. But once she saw she got her hooks in...

@@AStrangeWindmill of course he couldn't ignore that. This is the Azim Steppe 😅

Using the Japanese for contrast, 2:08 is her snickering that time should soothe the ache the “little boy” (bouya, the term Y’shtola used in the Japanese) just got. Then at 2:16 she says that she’s going to arrange for everyone to call him “bouya”. Now if they had made a dialogue where she says she’ll get everyone to call him “Little Sun”…

For me, it's just the way his shoulders slump and he basically just "deflates" on the spot.

You can see the exact moment his heart breaks in half

Because he isn't stupid.

If he dressed up as a book. He may have a chance. Yet that is still unlikely. As she likely burn him so hard. That he would be better off having her just stab him in the heart and soul. At least she would touch him...maybe.

Esuna won't heal that burn.

Not even sure Full Life can bring him back from this...

Not even an Astrologian could foresee that burn in the stars

Not even fénix could help with that

Not even Alexander saw that coming.

Well she was in Dissidia as the FF XIV representative, so she's not underappreciated at all.

And it appears that Sadu have CUCKED him in EW!!

She literally just downplayed "What are you even smoking?" 😂

You are implying Magnai has any sense of spatial awareness bouncing around in that noggin of his.

Maybe not, Gaius, but Y'shtola DEFINITELY intended it.

lmao right i would have been on the ground

My Xaela WoL probably would too, DRK or otherwise. 😂

Meanwhile, my Miqo'te who now knows his true nature as the reincarnation of Azem whose symbol is the sun itself: "... Should I tell him who the big sun really is?" @ Y'shtola after we're out of their hearing range LMAO

From what I have gathered. They are meant to be a couple. Being they are two sides of the same coin. That of the Sun and Moon. Though you literally need to lock the both in a room to even keep them in one place. And just pray neither kill each other in the meantime.

Probably yeah

I think that's the implication. They're supposed to be meant for one another but because they already bicker like an old married couple they don't want to make it official.

I spent the entirety if that part of the game wondering why we didn't just kill the baby tyrant immediately

Nope. Magnai gets some one else. And Sadu gets in a yuri relationship

Yeah, anyone claiming she doesn't have a personality is a scene skipper. She actually has the most extreme personalities of the group, one people either love or hate because she's so spicy.