World of Warships - I'm With Stupid

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5 жыл бұрын

Cruisers sailing into islands, ships turning to show broadside when 203mm AP is aiming at them, Destroyers launching torpedoes into allies, AFK ships at the start of the battle... all this and more! And that's just the ships on the winning side!*
*for any given value of "winning".
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@lucapietrogiovanna7780 5 жыл бұрын

Kirov Captain: "Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!!"

@paintedblue1791 5 жыл бұрын

For God Emperor Jingles!

@DJPon7 5 жыл бұрын

I think he thought he was a pirate and tried to board their ship

@glenmcgillivray4707 5 жыл бұрын

sometimes in this game, I start to wonder if some of the players are from WOT: and that Kirov felt a destroyer must be like a light tank, and decided to suicide scout to help his heavies and mediums work out where everyone was. Then I remember that the tactic doesn't work well there either, and destroyers can do far better by chilling outside of max detection why idling behind friendly cruisers using island cover, while also being available to fire yet more guns at destroyers or cruisers who want to sneak into torpedo range. The only time to suicide is the usual legendary braindead charge against the final two hostile battleships to torpedo both at the same time at the end of the game. The rest of the time you have mobility, speed and stealth to offer protection better than any armour: shots that don't hit you can't hurt you, and if people cannot tell where you are, there won't BE torpedos nor shells for you to dodge.

@TheOtherBill 5 жыл бұрын

Luca Pietrogiovanna, and then he found out Bobby Shaftoe was on the other team.

@kkgc5760 5 жыл бұрын

oh god i laughed way too much at this comment

@BarretAlexander 5 жыл бұрын

Jingles: "What is that Kirov doing?! ... Kirov! What are you doing?" Kirov: "Reporting."

@zoschenmaccracken9891 5 жыл бұрын

CnC RA2 ♥.♥

@SVASH-hz5ji 5 жыл бұрын

"Helium mix optimal."

@brianfecteau3720 5 жыл бұрын

BANZAI!

@onlinegamerth2609 5 жыл бұрын

*AIRSHIP READY*

@thetoglandbattleship 5 жыл бұрын

Kirov: hating match maker

@LowBudgetKiwi 5 жыл бұрын

*Calls chiropractor...* "Hello, need an appointment pretty quick.." "Oh ok, what happened?" "Put my back out in 6 places.." "How the hell did you manage that???" "Playing World of Warships with idiots." "Helen, cancel my entire schedule for the day. Sir we can see you now..."

@saltefan5925 5 жыл бұрын

The Helena repaired a fire just before the engine got blasted.

@matijarasovic4627 5 жыл бұрын

Jingles being crap, checked, what else

@saltefan5925 5 жыл бұрын

@@matijarasovic4627 at 9:21 "and visibility is closed in to 8 kilometers" more crap detected.

@pocketdynamo5787 5 жыл бұрын

@@saltefan5925 Yeah... You clearly see the "20km Cyclone" at the moment he says that... XD

@brucetothewayne1803 5 жыл бұрын

Love the fact the helena slowed down to incoming fire at broadside, didnt even try to angle away or anything.

@saltefan5925 5 жыл бұрын

@@brucetothewayne1803 "For some reason, he didn't use his damage control to repair his engine"

@ygma1460 5 жыл бұрын

"There's even a romance towards the end. Don't worry, it is two brothers." - Jingles 2019

@Light-hawk 5 жыл бұрын

Jingles: "There is no prize for best idiot......" WG player base: "Challenge accepted anyway!!!"

@pedersimonsson4542 5 жыл бұрын

At times, watching a video like this makes me feel a lot less depressed about my own potato play. I'm not the only useless player around.

@StarkRaven59 5 жыл бұрын

It's fun when you surprise yourself with your own accidental competence as a useless player. And someone's gotta make the good people look good. Useless player represent!

@vampirecount3880 5 жыл бұрын

no matter how shit you are, there is always someone even worse, thats my motto :)

@TheAmazingBoogeyMan 5 жыл бұрын

I'm right there with ya, boss.

@Michigunner 5 жыл бұрын

I am guilty of tatering. Salt thrown my way more than care to admit.

@pliskenmovie 5 жыл бұрын

When I have what I think is a really, really bad game, I'm constantly surprised that there's people under me in the score table.

@aurelian3268 5 жыл бұрын

I once had a *Belfast* in my team that was firing AP at a fully angled battleship and then I asked him why he was doing it and he replied "royal navy AP has improved penetration angles"

@HashiriyaR32 5 жыл бұрын

That's true...........but doesn't apply to Belfast and Perth.

@aurelian3268 5 жыл бұрын

he isnt but then what was the point of buying belfast?

@stefthorman8548 5 жыл бұрын

@@aurelian3268 because Belfast is sexy?

@spinekingjrgensen5779 5 жыл бұрын

@@stefthorman8548 Belfap

@ayylmao9697 4 жыл бұрын

Only if

@saltefan5925 5 жыл бұрын

That Aoba player actually did well in that game though. He probably just did the Notser, as several players are guilty of doing from time to time.

@mirkorupcic1011 5 жыл бұрын

No, he actually did well at the end as well. He did what enemy Myoko should have done earlier. I believe he beached on purpose and tried to reverse behind island without giving broadside to anyone

@ShawFujikawa 5 жыл бұрын

TBH I'm going to chalk this one up to the absolutely terrible hitboxes of some of the islands in this game. Jingles made it seem like he rammed the island nose-on but it looks more like he got jammed there after drifting into it.

@webdigo 5 жыл бұрын

Salt Efan what is a notser? I know the channel a little bit. But never understodd the whole "pulling a notser" thing.

@saltefan5925 5 жыл бұрын

@@webdigo He's (in)famous in the community for sailing into islands because he is not paying attention to his surroundings, being too focused on other ships.

@armastat 5 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the time i got surprised by a Anshan destroyer while in my Anshan. I had just fired my torps (at someone else of course), when he came barraling around an Island into my face at full speed, his torps missed, i tried to ram, he turned away and we ended up side by side next to the other island. I had speed boost and -50 Acceleration Module, He was gonna reload real quick. Soooo i stayed next to him as he tried to get away, even in reverse I hugged on to him, so i wouldn't get torped. then when we went forward again I pushed him into the island, sailed on, turned enough to launch and torped him instead. Then of course I was spotted and sunk... couldn't defend myself cause i couldn't stop laughing.

@heardistance 5 жыл бұрын

Has Anshan not this "deep water" torpedoes so you cant torp another destroyer ?

@budgybottom75 5 жыл бұрын

@@heardistance no it has normal torps, being a premium ship gave it normal torps

@danielvallejos9 5 жыл бұрын

@@heardistance any torp has a minimun arm distace, so u cant derp torps in the face of someone, They need a cuple of meters to arm

@derekholman6053 5 жыл бұрын

@@danielvallejos9 Think that may only apply to cv torps. I've derp torped before.

@primotef8863 5 жыл бұрын

Jingles Comment Section: 10% - "I might learn something from this" 90% - "Guns go boom! Me like haha"

@jekubfimbulwing5370 5 жыл бұрын

Dabz' first salvo was HE and set that Helena on fire, The Helena used it's damage control on the fire and had nothing to repair the engine with.

@7thsealord888 5 жыл бұрын

That old line abut "Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory..." comes to mind.

@bsgtrekfan88 5 жыл бұрын

Been in the hospital for 6 days. Can’t play the game so this and other videos is my only warships fix. Anyway another great replay overview jingles! QAPLA!

@wargamingsupernoob 5 жыл бұрын

I hope you get out of there soon and are back to normal real quick. We need people to show up all this stupidity. Plus, Jingles told me I had to work this weekend because the salt mines are down a man (help us!!!)

@juxtaposeism 5 жыл бұрын

This kind of smart gameplay can be found in any T10 game nowadays not only low tiers...

@hurricanehubbs9459 5 жыл бұрын

Ah, the joy of free xp 🙂

@Sfm892 5 жыл бұрын

At least the enemy team didn’t upload a video in half speed and didn’t notice

@Macabri_2k10 5 жыл бұрын

That island is only overpowered if you are with stupids spotting for you while dying

5 жыл бұрын

_"That island is only overpowered if you are with stupids spotting for you while dying"_ QFT

@jannegrey593 4 жыл бұрын

@ Yes. It is a truth only know from application of Quantum Field Theory in World of Warships.

@gerwinvandesteeg6624 4 жыл бұрын

My quotes for games like this: "When in doubt always bet on human stupidity" "If things possibly couldn't possible get worse, the universe will conspire against you to prove otherwise" And there was one assumption in the video.. it's not that those 3 at the end were the best of the team, only those lucky enough to still be alive the good players on the enemy team that carried them could all already be dead.

@robertschumacher2707 5 жыл бұрын

Actually one of his teammates DID use the 'channel of doom' to transit between caps but at the time pretty much everything on the enemy team was spotted so it wasn't a big risk.

@tragedyofwind 5 жыл бұрын

the IJN 203guns are godly now, which make myoko even more powerful than before.

@Pitchlock8251 5 жыл бұрын

Somebody for the love of god call Dabs a chiropractor.

@pantognost 5 жыл бұрын

The Helena is not using damage control because it has used it before to put out a single fire that the initial HE salvo has set. Jingles..you’re not observing your own videos!

@dickycandraary4895 5 жыл бұрын

He is Jingle, what do you expect? Lelz

@ValentineC137 5 жыл бұрын

pantognost now you know why everyone wanted jingles as the new captain :D

@constantinmuller3017 5 жыл бұрын

Off to the saltmines with you!!!!

@katerTONY1 4 жыл бұрын

WOOOW that Torpedo friendly fire kill to the end was insane funny!!! Best game ever and well played by the Myoko Capt.!

@FastlaneKnight 5 жыл бұрын

Man this is great haha! Jingles, your the funniest person I’ve ever heard give any kind of commentary. Love it!

@atomicbetrayal1 5 жыл бұрын

Well the first enemy got set on fire with the first salvo which he emidiatly used his dmg control on... Thats why he was unable to repair his engine

@maelw.5915 5 жыл бұрын

Great experience , it was fun watching you acting in WOWS , also your comments ;-) interesting strategy i´ll try it out once, bcs the Myoko is one of my favorites, thx alot for showing.

@stormfire962imastarcitizen5 5 жыл бұрын

Your video always fun to watch as well as learn something from them. Also I agree that many players really need to slowdown and learn to be more careful when playing. The other night I did something stupid in World of Tank where I wasn't watching where I was going and end up. Literally standing in my tank on its ass when I encountered a wall in front of it and didn't slowdown. Thank god for a friendly player who saw my cry for help and got me off the wall and on my way again.

@roughseas3455 5 жыл бұрын

Early morning navy watch and a video with Jingles. Today got better.

@celestinonatale 5 жыл бұрын

"... but because the cyclone has closed in, visibility is down to 8 kilometers." *visibility is still at 20km*

@noob4life1981 5 жыл бұрын

Hold my beer Mr Jingles... I'll send you a replay LOL

@worsel2113 4 жыл бұрын

@ 0:45, "This has it all - action, drama, suspense, mystery..." I thought he was introducing The Princess Bride.

@thetoglandbattleship 5 жыл бұрын

I took a glance at the title and I saw the words "im stupid" and I was about to say don't be so negitave about yourself jingles. Then I saw "with". Ahh I'm stupid

@0Zolrender0 5 жыл бұрын

I love how Jingles's voice at the end starts to get more excited and faster. Just like a commentator/caller at a racehorse meet. That and....... how hard do you have to carry sometimes?

@sorysrgee 4 жыл бұрын

Jingles definitely channeling his monty Python vibes this video. 🎶Always look on the bright side of life. 🎶

@Blood_Monkey 5 жыл бұрын

A bugbear of mine are people who ask for help, and then when you move over to assist them, they then bugger off to the other side of the map. I'm like "Hold on, I cam e here to help you, not replace you. Thanks a bunch mate!".

@ag1806 5 жыл бұрын

Allied New Orleans played it's part - enemy acasta fired torpedoes at him, hence could do little when Myoko came around. Battleship had his guns pointed towards Orleans as well and with Cyclone, the ship with torp has big advantage as demonstrated. Little things all add up and make big difference

@michaelpitts7212 5 жыл бұрын

It's entirely possible that the New Orleans, when he asked Dabs for assistance, didn't intend for Dabs to go in the direction that he did, or realized at the last second that his idea wouldn't work and simply failed to make Dabs turn back around.

@russellcoles11 5 жыл бұрын

To be fair he didn't carry the whole team. That Icarus did a fantastic job spotting everything for him and saving him with some well timed and aimed torps.

@jvhoef 5 жыл бұрын

"Be behind this island" Next match 10 ships behind an island and no one anywhere near a cap

@pcjosh13 5 жыл бұрын

Is it just me or is jingles voice just very relaxing to listen to

@tommyso3823 5 жыл бұрын

The moment that the Konig manage to hit the Myoko's main belt and all get bounces This is totally hilarious lol

@dabzz87 5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for featuring me Jingles! I didn't notice how close they were to winning with points until you mentioned it.

@Zaxxon22 5 жыл бұрын

his laughter is so good. i love you, jingles

@Maty83. 5 жыл бұрын

I would say that sailing the middle on Two Brothers is a sound tactical decision at certain points. Especially when you are in the Spee and there is a Flint happily burning your team on the other side.

@RBannwart71 5 жыл бұрын

how nice....and lol to the shadow jumping island ;)

@cosminlesutan3574 5 жыл бұрын

Regarding the FARAGUT you get a lot of issues lately getting into the games. You get stuck in the loading screen and even see the ships moving in the mini map :))) Last night i had to restart the game like 3 times to make it go away...

@glenmcgillivray4707 5 жыл бұрын

that can be a very legitimate reason: I felt like he went AFK to make snacks while the game tried to sort him into a team, and had to answer the phone/other interruption, another reasonable reason why you might be afk. The fact that sometimes people just join up expecting the team to win despite themselves being AFK, that is less helpful.

@hailitalia86 5 жыл бұрын

Loading bug happens at least once or twice a day to me. Record was 7 times in a day last week. Happened when I first started about a year ago and ever since 2 patches ago it happens much more often.

@jordysiu 5 жыл бұрын

If using HDD, defragmentation helps

@mickaeldelatre3320 5 жыл бұрын

someone mentioned ctrl alt suppr - task manager - put wows.exe on high p^riority. it worked for me several times but I can't play these days (moving house and lots of repairs to do + work + children) so I can't say for sure it works. Give it a try

@acer8123 3 жыл бұрын

Most OP island in the game The whole east flank of Land of Fire: Are you sure about that?

@BlackWolf18C 5 жыл бұрын

Now we'll see entire teams piling up behind that little island...

@elliotstenberg881 5 жыл бұрын

The helena used damage control on the first fire set by Dabz(?)

@ctrains123_ 3 жыл бұрын

Legend has it that he's back still hurts tell this day

@24YOA 5 жыл бұрын

Myoko doesn't have Aoba's 48mm of deck armor though

@JustAtmosphericNoise 5 жыл бұрын

As a proud Soviet cruiser captain, I can explain the Kirov. It is too often that, while intoxicated and listening to the Rasputin techno remix, we drive straight into the enemy horde. Combat is made more difficult due to the fact that our arms are folded as we dance the Kazachok in front of the computer.

@elmateo77 5 жыл бұрын

Jingles the friendly Icarus wasn't spotted at the time, so the myoko had no way of knowing there would be torpedos incoming.

@EnnDeeKay 5 жыл бұрын

Hilarious narration, Might Jingles! :-)

@jimanderson1930 5 жыл бұрын

Holy Krapinski! Great video....hilarious!

@traceybaker9209 5 жыл бұрын

There is a prize for "stupid", it is a Jingles video.

@capnron65 5 жыл бұрын

Award for best idiot is a BRILLIANT idea!

@Nighthunter6666 5 жыл бұрын

Ironic when Jingles says "I'm with stupid", but he can't realise the Helena in the beginning was angled against every other ship except the Myoko and couldn't use his repair because it was on cooldown. Then trying to be smart with explaining how the enemy Myoko could have won the match, while probably he had no clue where the DD was in the first place. And lastly laughing at the enemy Aoba, but completely ditching the fact, the guy was engaged by 3 enemy ships at the same time and was under heavy pressure...

@adammullarkey4996 5 жыл бұрын

15:55 To be fair to the Myoko, we only spotted him when he came within 8km of us, which means the Icarus couldn't see him, which means he couldn't see the Icarus. Remove the Icarus, and it's just a 1v1, where he had more health. And yes, he still shouldn't have turned broadside on, but then, neither should Dabz. The only reason Dabz survived that duel with so little damage was the great positioning from the Icarus.

@brianfecteau3720 5 жыл бұрын

I wish I could share that meme you used to use - “How do you Fck that up?!” I think you’re correct Jingles, I do think players are saying “here, hold my beer.”

@Iron_Road 5 жыл бұрын

Aw Jingles you didnt notice the poor guy used his damage control to stop the one fire that was set.

@reaperprimegaming2493 5 жыл бұрын

Jingles, another great re-play commentary!! Thank You so much for all you do!! You have inspired me to create my own KZfaq channel!! Reaper_Prime Gaming, again Thanks so much!!

@thesovis 5 жыл бұрын

Hi, Jingles. Your videos always put smile on my face and make me feel better, even if everything else around is pretty bad. So thank you for that. And by the way, is there some mode for displaying stats of players in the battle in WoWS (like xvm in WoT)?

@AlmarAZL9S 5 жыл бұрын

I don't have this game so I'm glad we have guys like Jingles doing the play by play. It lets me know what is going on. I do want to say that Jingles, while he makes mistakes as pointed out by his longtime fans, is a good funny commentator and I wish I had discovered his channel sooner.

@Parabueto 5 жыл бұрын

Well, the other day when you said "don't try this at home..." on Two Brothers. Well, I was sailing the Atlanta in a very tier 9, battleship heavy game. Couldn't find a spot to shoot from so poked up the middle and somehow scattered the enemy formation, humiliated a Muashi and allowed our team's push to take the day. I didn't even die :p

@ScottStathis 5 жыл бұрын

Island? What island? Oh, now where did that come from!? **scratches head**

@LtCWest 5 жыл бұрын

4:02 You can see the "Set on Fire" Ribbon popping up. Mostly likely that the Helena was set on fire and the captain just instantly used the damage control (because of course he would) and it was on cooldown when the engines got knocked out. Just saying ^^

@dougnorthcote3420 5 жыл бұрын

Wow. Wooooow. Hold mah beeeeer indeed. Wow. Amazing silly match Great show Dabs!

@rngiscurse 5 жыл бұрын

When jingles announces that there will be a romance in a wows video you know it'll be good

@airglide2 5 жыл бұрын

Actually Jingles...I believe Myoko has 25mm side armor, so it can easily bounce Konig 305mm off its side, angled, at that range. But I tell ya, seeing the Myoko spotted, you can just “feel” the anger from the enemy team, dropping everything just to kill him, lol! I like the Myoko, but my biggest problem with the Myoko is it has the slowest turning radius of the 203s I believe. Aoba, Mogami, Ibuki, all have the same fun, but this one in particular is very slow.

@MWSin1 5 жыл бұрын

You knew exactly what I was thinking: Two Brothers? Another YOLODerp video?

@History_Buff 5 жыл бұрын

Just 2 things Jingles. 1. Helena used dmg. cont. to put out the 1 fire the Myoko set in the first salvo. 2. The award for best idiot is called the Darwin Award. I know one guy who won it tried to weld a decorative piece of metal to a flat piece of steel to make a decorative bookend or something. That decorative piece of metal was a LIVE GERNADE!

@StackableGoldMC 5 жыл бұрын

Woops, I guess those torpedos went a bit to far... (LOL)

@jeremytooke4978 5 жыл бұрын

That AFK DD player and others AFK'ers are or was probably having the same issue as i did that the WG server is still locking up at battle load start and WG do not want to know this is still an issue and it have got worse with 7.12.

@MrKapouetsky 5 жыл бұрын

Just LOVE the Myoko. such a relief after the Aoba. Even after the recent buff to the guns.

@bjornh.7884 Жыл бұрын

Would also be an excellent Episode of Game Of Throws. Pretty sure I watched this one 4 years ago already but it is still highly entertaining.

@hotzi9288 5 жыл бұрын

yeah those sneaky islands always getting you from behind

@daremewhenever 5 жыл бұрын

Those 'Oh Shit' moments crack me up good...

@JoeyWebber955 5 жыл бұрын

Why did I automatically think about " Life of Brian " when Jingles said to look on the bright side ?

@captainbruhbeard8950 5 жыл бұрын

"Derpage" is my new favorite word.

@liamhackett513 5 жыл бұрын

fantastic rally. good job dabz.

@elijahsellers3727 5 жыл бұрын

The Helena had burned his damage control to put out the fire right after it was set.

@jamespfp 5 жыл бұрын

8:00 -- RE: The Bright Side, and losing 2 potato players. You're absolutely correct, of course -- *intelligence QUOTIENT* means that the team's average intelligence is divided between the remaining players, not the starting ones.

@Zakiriel 5 жыл бұрын

Looked like the Helena put out a fire early and then didn't even have it's damage control available when it really needed it...

@blaskoxx4954 5 жыл бұрын

That was great! It did have everything.

@georgebizos944 5 жыл бұрын

I think that Myoko who gave broadside was switching to AP, but since Dabz was on much lower health (adrenaline rush) and switched to AP sooner, he was able to fire his salvo sooner...

@tuberaider 5 жыл бұрын

That rush down the middle should be called the Flambass Maneuver.

@alipheesethe16th17 5 жыл бұрын

only Flambass is alowed to rush the middle :P

@benbaselet2026 5 жыл бұрын

The Ass Maneuver will do.

@tazranson 5 жыл бұрын

Flambass just posted a video doing the mid rush in a CV.

@algeriapower7242 5 жыл бұрын

jingles , yesterday i had a kurfurst yolo rushing the middle in two brothers , i hope you are happy and laughing over my tears that game

@davidburton2229 5 жыл бұрын

that was a great game :) bet none of us are going to be able to get near that island anymore :)

@Blakgarde 5 жыл бұрын

... Oh god, it's Dave's evil twin.

@davidburton2229 5 жыл бұрын

@@Blakgarde nah not a twin, just sold my soul for a Belfast ;)

@leviij8050 5 жыл бұрын

Yehey! New series "The Best Idiot".. (grabs popcorn)

@Rikaishi 5 жыл бұрын

The miyoko probably didn't know the icarus was in position to torp since it was behind an island.

@hansheden 5 жыл бұрын

Had a game in the Nikki a while back. In the last minute the pointslead change four times. I really had to lie down after that one but it was a win so I didn't feel too bad.