Hobbit weed is not tobacco lmao

@@ps5056 same difference.

@@ps5056 pipeweed is basically tobacco

@@jezebelmei195 nah bro it's the good kush

@@ps5056 Actually weed is just another word for tobacco in the Hobbit. It is referred to as tobac in the story on at least one occasion if not more and Tolkien himself was apparently a big fan of tobacco. You want more evidence that it was tobacco and the characters weren't all worthless pieces of shit stoners, read this. www.leafly.com/news/lifestyle/is-hobbit-pipe-weed-cannabis-in-tolkiens-books

an oblivion npc but he became sentient

edvard flå that’s a good comparison

character?

Traveller, I require an assistant for my spells! -Yes Perfect! Stand still for a moment, please... (casts power word kill, instantly killing the player character) -No How dare you... my spells... my spells! Raaaaagh! (becomes hostile to player character)

@@controlcore1 I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU

Dm: Out of the corner of your eye a wizard materialises and teleports you into the river Styx. And by the way he gives you a Nat one on your dex check

you are surrounded by people who looks somewhat like divination wizards, but all your insight and search for divination check throws doesnt allow you to find any around. must be no divination wizards around, be calm my friend.

Play as a divination wizard. Become that which you fear.

You investigate but a nearby divination wizard gives you a one.There are no divination wizards nearby.

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How are you not verified?

^ one can only hope

HO HO

Sad face

the number of likes at this comment is priceless

Warren Peterson but he’s gonna bring you back up at the end, right? Right??

@@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 POWER WORD KILL! AAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Realistically, they're level 10, that's enough likely clout for someone to approach them with the request to take on the task needed in the nine hells and access to a direct teleportation method to get there with. If they need to be lower level, just start a new campaign with new characters. Unless you're specifically running a campaign with the gimmick of rotating DMs, regular DM not being available should most often mean just run something else totally fresh/new/non-continuation of what was. If you want a change of pace with something that doesn't fit what the party is currently involved in, go all the way with it with a new party. Most players love an excuse to roll up a new character, especially in 5E where it's very simple to do so. ...This is of course painfully obvious, and anyone able to recognize this video as parody would be able to think of these solutions and factors.

And has terrible improv skills.

@@5-Volt what do you mean terrible? The Wizard has the best improv skills. He learnt them from a book after all!

He is the Wizard Now! His other self no longer exists.

I think logan had said it was his

TAX WRITEOFFS!!!

@@coltondavis7022 truly a ninth level spell all wizards should know

Someone was gonna say this.. it was only a matter of time when

COUNTER SPEEEELLL!

@@natanoj16 *Fortnite dances*

Dispell magic!

DDDD.. DDDDDDDDISPPPEEEELLL MAGIC

5,000 liches say at the same time "That's a bold claim for someone within fireball range"

He forgot to say “A nearby divination wizard casts dominate person/monster on each of you, and gives you both 1s. He commands you to accept resurrection and you both get revived.”

Oh my god it's Crit Crab

Fancy meeting you here. It's all connected. It really is all connected.

🦀

Oh hay Crablord. 🙂 ... 😏 A *GIANT ENEMY CRAB* appears!

My crotch feels itch... Begins quest:...

S. Colins what you fail to realize is that there is no fake beard and wig, this is just something he can grow with his massive unscalable power.

How do I acquire the wig beard and hat?

You fool that’s not a wig

It's not a wig you dunce. hoho

This here is a REAL mustache. *Grunts loudly* *PUFF* Are you a mermaid?

He surpasses chaotic evil. He's chaotic Jacob

@@greatstoryteller9459 He's just straight up Chaos, nothing can stop him.

Rhynn Ontiizaaniiuus 死神 chaotic chaotic

His alignment is Chaotic Chaotic

You chaos worshiping HERATIC!

4:47 me when I find a Minecraft reference in a DND vid .Let's go!

I love the nearby divination wizard lmao. 😂

Would you feel any better if it was a Garry's Mod Piston instead? At least the Minecraft one won't be janky.

No, there is only a massive gaping hole in spacetime after 3.5e. Some speak of 4e/Spellplague, but that's all heresy.

Appreantly god of magic died per usual

Christopher Marcantel Just the Wizard doing some dumb shit with his magic so all nations of the fantasy multiverse unite and send a serious anti-magic swat cleric, a goofy rogue with a coffee and kleptomania addiction, fighterman with a gritty backstory but is the most wholesome character of the show, some cute mimic companion that is mostly the wizards maid and tends to lie around like a cat and be in the most inconvenient spaces when needed.

You would love, "Wizards with guns" they are a great KZfaq channel that has this exact character.

Christopher Marcantel yes. The bad player with too much power

This Wizard and JoCat's Crap Guides Character.

What do you think this is.

We are, hahaha. The raw footage is just us laughing every two seconds

@@XPtoLevel3 why no bloopers this video?

@@mizt_strider8003 the whole vid looks like a blooper to me

@@XPtoLevel3 we need a blooper reel, stat

@@XPtoLevel3 that stuff is worth uploading

Nionivek I really want to run a campaign of this

I've run a campaign where session 1 ends with "The kobolds you were sent to kill were worshipping an elder blue dragon." The campaign was then set in an afterlife-ish dimension some crazy-powerful wizard had created to trap souls and play god with.

@@calemr But was the BBEG a nearby divination wizard?

I'm actually running a campaign like this in a few days! They're an old party that discovered the villains plot, so they cast extended modify memory and erased their memories, therefore explains why theyre level 1, and why they don't know that villain

With a campaign starting like that it could lead to the party turning on their evil past and becoming glorious heroes after traveling through hell. Basically Dante's Inferno, but with more fireballs and skill checks.

this comment made by a wizard

My character casted fireball at a shadow dragon, then I got possessed and blew up a continent

Noooo he is a great DM because he managed to break the bane of every DM before him. HE OVERCAME THE FIREBALL! The fireball has no power over him. He is now on a completely new plane of existence, far above even the highest celestial planes, deeper then the basement of the ninth hell. A place unfathomable to anyone else.

TheTrueLeafless oooh

He forsaw their demise

it needed to give them the nat 1s before they rolled though

That, and Satanic chanting, right?

Wait this isn’t an actual session?

@@TheGuardDuck Only in Call of Cthulhu.

LOL said you joined 16 minutes ago this comment was 14 minutes ago well played my brother well played

Ah yes bigdickwizard6969

how big are we talking here?

....

BigD1ckWizard6969 great job

ONE PUUUUUUUNNNNCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Technically 9999 Power word kills would do the same thing as just 1 Power word kill.

@@MayHugger saves. You forgot about em, from 12% ish percent to 0.000000000000000000000013% ish percent

Also they used they spell slots, they all have the Epic boon of high Magic?

@@defensivekobra3873 Spell Saves? Power Word Kill doesn't let you roll a save. Not even a death saving throw. If you are at 100 health or lower, and someone casts this on you, you just die. Full stop. Nothing you can do about it.

They have the boon of high magic

Litch : oh look it’s the heroes home home town

they don't have to have that spell too keep in mind

@@list9289 100,000 liches point at you and cast POWER WORD KILL*

@@RaskaTheFurry i cast DISPELL MAGIC

......................he's behind you

I turn around and DISPELL MAGIC

@@list9289 souldnt that be .... COUNTER SPELL ? instead of Dispell magic ? like ... if that magic is casted, you are dead... like...

Ssshhhht. Let hin have this. He paid good money for it.

menno graafmans It’s Logan’s

Nroke1 yes

Bwahahaha! I love that idea

Very tired same! (In an excitedly frightened voice)

It's so painful XD

hoho

ivern Bramblefoot I just want a few episodes a month BD’Dubs mah broh! Six nayn six naynn baby!

It is a channel

Hoho

@@BigDickWizard-fh7lp it like using a weegee board and satan responds holy fuck

I see you've been to Davvy's.

gavin hamilton !!!

I'm sure he'd even make cantrips sound OP.

Jeremy Bosworth Eldritch Blast.

@@jeremybosworth2275 I once played a one shot where my wizard got their spellbook stolen and I only had cantrips and I won a fight with prestidigitation and a good deception roll.

That's Greek mythlogy. In DnD, Styx makes you forget. Maybe the designers confused them?

Also I hope someone makes a joke account for the Wizard's KZfaq channel.

@@adwitatherealadwita :^)

@@BigDickWizard6969 he did it lol

Yup

3, actually. The second attempt failed, so they punched him in the face.

@@joshcain1032 my favourite 9th level spell Punch face for 1 damage

Either a 20 con variant human or hill dwarve with the tough feat.

@@Ben-jl2rh Hmm I might roll that next time I make a character. Been awhile since I try rping a dwarf.

It actually is impossible. Maxed constitution, tough feat, hill dwarf barbarian gets a maximum of 20 hp per level (8 flat + 12 on the d12), so 100 would be the highest possible hp at level 5 (assuming there aren't temporary hp involved, wich the barbarian can't give itself, or homebrew magic items that raise max hp)

Toughness with 20 con

@@kane2056 if we are assuming homebrew, anything goes. Might even be a homebrew race or something Thanks for the calculation

Styx was the river of pain, right?

@@lordbuss I am not sure. While the others have a consistent effect on people, the Styx is generally just poisonous to the living. The word, styx, juent "shudder" ot the like merely denoting that people who see it are generally dead and shudder at the sight. But then there is Thetis dipping Achilles and it granting him invulerability rather than poisoning him...

It was made today, as a response to a previous comment from Icaruswizard

Grim Lots of people use that as a house rule.

Grim if you can’t succeed on a roll, there’s no point in rolling

@@Sift11 but that's... wrong. A roll can determine how badly you fail

Sift11 he originally had them not roll though then they complained

@@NoConsequenc3 I mean, it depends on what they want to do - jump to the moon without magic? no roll. try to get the king to give you their crown? roll to see if he takes it as a bad joke / treason.

One word: Abserd. Fite me, scrubb

second coming? Wow hes got a lot of stamina for an old dude

@@WarDragonOfTheLight There'll be much daAaAanger!

It’s a real channel too

It is true!

Spoopy D. Too much

And in encounters he makes the monsters roll bad?

@@HappyBeezerStudios *devious lick* sure, let's go with that

@@HappyBeezerStudios *devious lick* sure, let's go with that

ReducedRose Looks like they "forgot" that XD