Your Halo Opinions Suck. Here's Why.

Your Halo Opinions Suck. Here's Why. | Let's Argue!

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Жыл бұрын

A real veteran Halo fan explains why modern Halo is bad and describes what 343 needs to do to fix Halo for good and to finally get rid of fake Halo fans. Hard truths from a pro player...
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On the mic today is Condescend Hyperion, a veteran pro Halo player who is the number one best of all time expert in all things Halo. I asked Halo players: What is the best part of Halo? and everyone got it wrong! Today, I explain why campaign is ruining Halo. I talk about the woke issue in games. We talk about Cortana with clothes. And I even explain how music is what ruined Halo 4. if you want to be a real Halo fan, you NEED to watch this video about why your Halo opinions suck.
Let's Argue with Ascend Hyperion | Episode 15
Halo, Halo Takes, Halo Opinions, Broken Halo, Halo Sucks, Halo Bad, Halo Infinite Sucks, Halo 5 Bad, Halo 4 Bad, 343 Halo, Halo Rant, Halo Gameplay Rant, Halo Story, Halo Story bad, 343 Halo Issues, Best Halo Player, Halo Music, Halo Argue, Halo Argument, Halo Community Rant, Halo Community Explained, Halo Best Of, Best of Halo, Pro Halo, Pro Halo Player
Disclaimer: All rights remain with respective owners. I do not claim the rights to the music in this video.

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@AscendHyperion Жыл бұрын

Uh oh! We offended the FAKE Halo fans! LOL! Real fans click these links! Twitter: twitter.com/Ascend_Hyperion Insta: instagram.com/ascend_hyperion/ Discord: Discord: discord.gg/aPWkJ9f

@deerecoyote2040 Жыл бұрын

Yes. Watch them take to their keyboards to correct you.

@garvielloken9297 Жыл бұрын

Why is this character andrew tate if he was a halo fan

@Rossay2 Жыл бұрын

The moment you said "Y'know what, I kinda want to lose this match!" I lost it.

@hydrofenrir4175 Жыл бұрын

I love how the reflection of the light on his sunglasses look like big goofy eyes

@AscendHyperion Жыл бұрын

High key

@aboveaveragebayleaf9216 Жыл бұрын

I can't unsee it

@TexanBornAnRaised Жыл бұрын

I'll forever remember as this lol

@uhkingdom Жыл бұрын

Makes it even better

@deaconvelos8352 Жыл бұрын

I felt like it made him look like a robot, deep empty eye sockets with glowing camera lenses at the back

@foehammersbane3076 Жыл бұрын

u know you’ve got a mature audience when the satire doesn’t fly over anyone’s head.

@troopergames8173 Жыл бұрын

Yeah this is great lmao

@chewynutcluster8013 Жыл бұрын

I hope this is someone's first AH video and they just think this is him all the time.

@AscendHyperion Жыл бұрын

This is what some people think I am all the time.

@sealco Жыл бұрын

@@AscendHyperion twitter is gonna try and cancel you for this, key word there: try

@reeceshamen3248 Жыл бұрын

Condescend Hyperion is such a good name for this alter

@drakenelkaris3136 Жыл бұрын

Why is this satire seems to be so accurate to what Halo Twitter/Reddit/KZfaq is actually like??!

@AscendHyperion Жыл бұрын

This entire character is based off stuff Ive seen people actually say.

@alexander5629 Жыл бұрын

😂 fr dude all he was missing was "halo is dead"

@_Phen_ Жыл бұрын

My favorite part about this video is when he said "It's condescendin' time!". Truly spectacular. One of the videos on KZfaq.

@EngorgedBanana Жыл бұрын

he's aboutta condescend all over these haters

@markferrel5027 Жыл бұрын

I think Ascend Hyperion graduated from Hustler’s University

@Surasia Жыл бұрын

"I'm like in the inside of gaming" I'm dead

@shockwave2644 Жыл бұрын

Oh my god it’s ascend’s alter ego

@Baytuh Жыл бұрын

I know there's satire in this video but man you really nailed how a lot of comments on twitter sound and a lot of halo youtubers. Lol i love it.

@codylougheed2276 Жыл бұрын

Was playing a match of Team Snipers yesterday and was looking down in the kill feed about half way through the game and ended up seeing MINT BLITZ!!! The KZfaqr with nearly 200k subs was on the enemy team. I wasn't sure it was him but then I saw that he had 41 kills and I was like "yep, thats him"

@Joeru510 Жыл бұрын

Usually how it goes matching with him lol

@RandoGrunt Жыл бұрын

@@Joeru510 Can confirm from being on the receiving end of 13 headshots from a quick-shot Shock Rifle.

@ihatelivingintheuk Жыл бұрын

You were so close to laughing throughout that sketch but you held it together. Well done this made me laugh.

@KaptainKarizzma Жыл бұрын

LMAO this is a character straight out of r/Halo. Also the Sunglasses + Ring light was so good 😂😂

@merdwardo2085 Жыл бұрын

Ngl this is the only halo channel worth watching nowadays

@CryoIsLazy Жыл бұрын

Bruh that light reflecting off his shades making it look like he has eyes 😭

@Haloarbiter117 Жыл бұрын

agree xD

@CryoIsLazy Жыл бұрын

@@Haloarbiter117 i cant stop looking at his shades

@u.a.perfectace7786 Жыл бұрын

Good thing I have Halo facts, which exempt me from having an opinion that sucks. Such as.... The CE Pistol is overpowered, has a 2x scope, and can one shot Hunters in the Campaign. The Battle Rifle has a three round burst, a 2x scope, and 36 rounds in its magazine. You cannot consistently out the DMR at long range with an Assault Rifle by pulsing the trigger in Halo Reach. Halo has vehicles. Halo Infinite is a half finished game. /don't take this seriously 😏

@LilSticcBoi Жыл бұрын

I don’t believe you, source?

@SnuglyRugly_ Жыл бұрын

@@LilSticcBoi the source is I made it up!!

@tntproductions1996 Жыл бұрын

The BR does not always come with a 2x scope. Halo 5 introduced the sentinel scope, with 4x and 6x magnifications, UNSC iron sights, Covenant holo sights, and Promethean light rifle sights with an unknown magnification.

@TheMsr47gaming Жыл бұрын

Last one true asf no need to hide it they fucked it up, 500M and they dripped the bag that hard and still fumbling.

@WreckedElk Жыл бұрын

This perfectly represents the Halo "fans" on r/Halo and Twitter 😂😂

@jeffboachie4108 Жыл бұрын

This is what the Halo subreddit sounds like

@monkemode3203 Жыл бұрын

Is this our first alter ego? Has the hyperion multiverse begun?

@alexrc2306 Жыл бұрын

Love how this portrays half of Halo Twitter. Amazing. Hope you keep doing these xD

@cyanimation1605 Жыл бұрын

Half? I know only two halo fans who aren't racist.

@xjdail Жыл бұрын

when he called kieth david too political i lost it

@michaelgarcia1247 Жыл бұрын

This is easily the best era of ascend Hyperion

@joeygwood Жыл бұрын

Lol! I love the satire! For real though, I was 11 years old when CE came out. I've been playing since day one. Reach and 4 are my favorite games in the series. I'm a sucker for good story telling and world building. I actually like the game feel and gunplay. I thought it was going in a good direction. I realize I'm in the smallest camp in the Halo community.

@Pine0wlple Жыл бұрын

I am hyper focused on his Light Ring reflection in his glasses giving him goggly eyes.

@alexfrost2799 Жыл бұрын

Lol love you channeling the 343-hater 'Halo 3 was the last good Halo' vibe and turning it into satire. This video is proof that those players are, and will always be, cringe

@deerecoyote2040 Жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@jackcolson4745 Жыл бұрын

This comment is kinda cringe.

@ogredew Жыл бұрын

Halo 3 was the last good Halo

@aretinocharalambos4989 Жыл бұрын

You defo enjoyed the Halo TV series

@alexfrost2799 Жыл бұрын

@@ogredew found one

@SpecterDiego Жыл бұрын

Ascend Hyperion when society hits be like

@aydenc3048 Жыл бұрын

the amount the light reflecting in you're sunglasses making it look like you've got googly eyes or something is so distracting hahaha

@greendoom1787 Жыл бұрын

“Amazing, every word of what you just said was wrong,”-Luke Skywalker

@manz7860 Жыл бұрын

Halo 4 and 5 were fine games that respected the halo mythos and attempted to bring the IP up to date 🍿🍿🍿

@flipperman182 Жыл бұрын

I do agree but I do feel halo 4 tried to hard

@larrybrander9116 Жыл бұрын

Who cares about the mythos, I just want Halo culture. They take everything too seriously now. At the end of Halo Johnson hugs an elite. You wouldn't see that now.

@redspyke8227 Жыл бұрын

I love the couple of times he couldn’t keep a straight face. A plus man.

@sageryan25 Жыл бұрын

I lost 117 IQ points viewing this. Thank you Master Chief sir.

@bubblepopinc5 Жыл бұрын

That natural light beer hit different

@newmanboi3536 Жыл бұрын

If Ascend hyperion would make good content:

@nargascoota6896 Жыл бұрын

I Just like Halo. Brings me happiness to play my #1 favorite childhood game. My opinion is invalid since I'm a adult now and I don't got time for games sadly. But ain't nothing wrong with some ahits and giggles.

@CobraCommander. Жыл бұрын

The Sean W crossover was insane bro, love it bro, great content bro, keep it up bro. (Sorry Sean)

@Frotoon Жыл бұрын

He just needed to say scuffed 10 times for the transformation to be complete

@TheBlackstarrt Жыл бұрын

Okay, these were fun. I was expecting the REAL drama going on. Not this like half joking slightly serious fun. Much preferred, deleting twitter, lol.

@JanusDuo Жыл бұрын

@Acend Hyperion You usually sprinkle in the humor instead of leaning in to it, but dude you are so funny when you really commit to that frame. Thank you so much for this, you made my morning!

@Nifty_Noob Жыл бұрын

BRO i read this in my notifications and thought you were callin me out in the comments LOL good title !

@averagehalopcgamer9008 Жыл бұрын

Lookin at those ring light reflections like wacky pupils. Stop looking at me like that while I'm droppin timber my man.

@xjdail Жыл бұрын

i cant stop seeing the ringlight reflection in your sunglasses as really goofy eyes

@hansenhards2296 Жыл бұрын

In Reach me and a buddy once spent a whole BTB just jumping off the map. The team's score was pile drived into -100s XD

@Dylpowerup Жыл бұрын

I like how the reflection in the glasses make it look like his glasses have pupils

@EthanRom Жыл бұрын

Damn bro you really channelled everyone’s high school bully right there and now my parents are fighting. It really is 2007 all over again

@Mickeysclubhouse Жыл бұрын

the beer Choice! omg, ahaha

@DoodlePrince Жыл бұрын

I saw you struggling to hold your laughter with the mudic one. I was laghing too with your response.

@calebj8068 Жыл бұрын

pause the video at any moment and enjoy the circle light reflections on his glasses and the funny faces they make

@ranchfever3941 Жыл бұрын

The reflection of that ring light in your glasses had me cracking up because it looked like googly eyes

@Venocl0w Жыл бұрын

The ring-lights eyes add so much to this

@pixelperfectpizza Жыл бұрын

"You can hear your parents arguing about how they can't put food on the table" too real man

@cyanimation1605 Жыл бұрын

"Keith David? You made it political" Yeah and can we talk about the woke SJW pilot in Halo CE? Everyone knows there's no black women in real life

@ErikLosLobos Жыл бұрын

Impressed with the levels of irony and parade here fantastically delivered. You are a dead pan comedy genius.

@jomama1352 Жыл бұрын

The best part of halo was all the memories... I was born in 1999 and I remember my dad's OG Xbox in our first house and my stepbrother would try and get me to play with him. Without Halo I would be a different person today. Not because of the gameplay or the music or the characters. But it was that it brought my dad, my stepbrother and me together for years of halo gaming. Even as it stands today I still play Infinite because I have dedicated the last 20+ years of my life to this game franchise and I wouldn't have it any other way.

@grover9873 Жыл бұрын

Wrong, memories don’t make money, competitive play does. Money is all that matters and if you don’t have it you cannot be happy, that is a proven fact.

@cyanimation1605 Жыл бұрын

if you convince yourself the reflection of the ringlight is his irises, this video becomes hilarious

@andreicecold4379 Жыл бұрын

Wow, this is a great Dr.Disrespect/NickMercs... I mean, Ascend Hyperion video

@speedyazi5029 Жыл бұрын

Never thought Condescending Hyperion would be such an entertaining character. This character is such a good stereotype!

@valkayrie1198 Жыл бұрын

ring light and the glasses makes Condescend Hyperion look like he has googly eyes

@frank-b6169 Жыл бұрын

Loving tho shades my brother. Y’all stay hydrated and have a bless day. God bless

@HofstaA51 Жыл бұрын

This is quality content. 100% agree with all your takes!

@RiversInTheSky. Жыл бұрын

Is it April first… checking calendar… nope… thumbs up

@luvio7350 Жыл бұрын

this is like watching the evil twin brother of ascend take over his channel

@kl3122 Жыл бұрын

Legit the only halo content creator worth watching. Thanks for the bid very entertaining made me feel like I was listening to the community.

@PyroJello Жыл бұрын

The persona you brought to this video is amazing!

@MrBucket9158 Жыл бұрын

Holy shit, It's the Homeskillet Ascent Hyperious!

@ankereisenman4824 Жыл бұрын

I loved this video, the attitude is fantastic!

@clifhutchinson7004 Жыл бұрын

What really makes halo great, is that it has something for everyone, it has campaign, multiplayer competitive play, forge , and great customization on top of it all.

@Hacim9996 Жыл бұрын

I can't believe you did this with a straight face. 😂

@deerecoyote2040 Жыл бұрын

"You ruined Halo because you disagreed with me" "he's a 343 shill because he likes modern Halo" "Validate me" and "Thinking his opinion is valid" are the most Halo "fan" sentences ever. The sad thing is, though seemingly exaggerated, this video is exactly the type of people I deal with everyday in this community. Also, 6:50 and 7:40 is something I hear on a day to day basis. Real Halo fans are respectful of others and like Halo.

@Baytuh Жыл бұрын

Yup

@mahnheekazakos1985 Жыл бұрын

Am I seriously the only person who's looking at the ring light reflection and seeing them as eye's

@disfuncionexe Жыл бұрын

natty light bro. BRO that shit is like drinking axle grease

@aku47 Жыл бұрын

that intro was amazing

@marknunya3107 Жыл бұрын

We’re the light reflections that make your glasses look like googly eyes intentional? lol

@chikinfrydsteak Жыл бұрын

The natty light is the perfect touch 👌🏾

@connormako1987 Жыл бұрын

Those shades with the reflection looks like the creepiest googly eyes ever... chilling

@FinalAffliction Жыл бұрын

I care zero about the story of infinite, didn’t play campaign once, ever since halo 2 I only played multiplayer.

@zanejones707 Жыл бұрын

Pretending the ring light is your eyes made this video 10 times more entertaining a lot because it's already golden

@diegobrunojimenez3636 Жыл бұрын

This feels so wrong. It's like a alternate universe.

@m0urn1ng5tar5 Жыл бұрын

I'm at work right now so I don't have a beer. But I'll gladly crack open a Fanta to this one.

@manz7860 Жыл бұрын

😂😂 That Mitsubishi changed you bro.

@veez4425 Жыл бұрын

I was not expecting this

@diegoaponte8512 Жыл бұрын

“I kinda want to lose this match” 😂😂😂😂😂

@jamB2007 Жыл бұрын

Hahahaha omg this was hilarious!😂😭 Alex Frost said it best😂

@shadowgod1009 Жыл бұрын

"But then Two. Keith David? You just made it political, so I'm not even gonna go there." How did I miss this upload? This is golden, had me laughing the whole time. Please do this again sometime in the future man.

@shadowgod1009 Жыл бұрын

Woah, why are there so many people not seeing this is a joke? I expected a few. But damn, there's a pretty sizable chunk. Some people are really not that bright I guess. I thought it was very obviously satire, I didn't need the warning or anything.

@OscarKesh Жыл бұрын

please make more of these

@nightflash96 Жыл бұрын

That's me at 2:00. I'm being mocked, bullied, called a casual, but thats okay. My life is complete.

@p3rhapz75 Жыл бұрын

evolved117 bungo arc

@Chsae314 Жыл бұрын

I died when you took a swig from the big can of Natty Light hahahaha

@soniccooldude54 Жыл бұрын

Cant get over the light relflections in his glasses looking like googly eyes

@frogartti Жыл бұрын

Man, this dude *spittin’ FACTS!*

@evmarekaj Жыл бұрын

You made my day dude lol

@timlewis5527 Жыл бұрын

lmao this video is fucking gold. Condescend Hyperion

@raphaeljacques9226 Жыл бұрын

Ascend Hyperion transforms into Dr disrespect mixed with Sean w and halofollower Honest a great picture of the halo fanbase

@tatertat1695 Жыл бұрын

Sean W and Halofollower are good channels tho? (Yeah, Chris was cringey and had some controversies back in the day, but his channel is fine now) Please elaborate.

@specimendelta Жыл бұрын

Holy shit I didn't realize how much I loved this type of satire

@hawkevick9184 Жыл бұрын

the music one lmao

@thewasp1167 Жыл бұрын

R/halo if it got a collective avatar

@jackcolson4745 Жыл бұрын

Not really. Fans on r/halo are usually reasonable. This is a satire of the extreme minority.

@zer0_ner034 Жыл бұрын

@@jackcolson4745 Aren't the top posts just usually them whining about something? That's why I left that place a little while ago.

@jackcolson4745 Жыл бұрын

@@zer0_ner034 It's usually valid complaints about the game.

@zer0_ner034 Жыл бұрын

@@jackcolson4745 Ha, I wish. They were complaining about the way a loading screen looks last time I was there. And don't me started about the things they make up to get mad about.

@jackcolson4745 Жыл бұрын

@@zer0_ner034 Yes. That's a valid complaint. Because it adds to the list of aspects that display a lack of polish in the product. Specifically, the community asked for different loading screens so we wouldn't have to look at the same part of the ring every time we loaded in and out of a match. And what did 343 do? Replace that image with just one image; the season 2 banner art. So now we have to look at _that_ until November? Do you understand now how tone deaf 343 is? They either don't understand the issues with the game, lack resources to make the simplest update to the game, or outright refuse to listen and follow through with the community's complaints, because replacing the original loading screen with one other loading screen for 6 months does not fix the problem.