[YTP] Judge Your Beans and his Court of Illegal Law

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noisepuppet

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks everyone for your support, even if it's just watching and commenting. It means a lot.
/ noisepuppet

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@noisepuppet 4 жыл бұрын

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@tennisballbird 4 жыл бұрын

You seem to have a problem with Texas.

@MrJimbojamez 4 жыл бұрын

No more, right? Fuck you Texas

@orlandowordsmith6208 4 жыл бұрын

Texas has a lot of poopable history and videos like the original source were ripe for the pooping.

@noisepuppet 4 жыл бұрын

It's really a sign of how good the public archives are here. I spend some time in Texas archives, and the sources just kinda jump out at you. Not every state has a program like that. Plus you gotta pick on places you've lived.

@tennisballbird 4 жыл бұрын

@@noisepuppet I can understand that. I live in Virgina and boy the weather is awful. Too hot, too cold (where's the snow?). HUMID.

@DaThings 4 жыл бұрын

This is the kind of thing kids remember.

@Jeremy.Bearemy 4 жыл бұрын

When's your next vid???

@MAILBOXHEAD420 4 жыл бұрын

so now, they're really dope. "dope" means cool.

@osuasheuatl 4 жыл бұрын

noisepuppet really is the pooper's pooper

@Sakhmeov 4 жыл бұрын

This is the kind of kid things remembmemer.

@hellogoato 2 жыл бұрын

Noisepuppet: your favorite Pooper's favorite Pooper

@jirden 4 жыл бұрын

Some smartass finally figured out how to build a snake robot

@jeff-8655 4 жыл бұрын

You woke up my beer! You woke up my sandwiches!😂😂😂

@jeffcarroll1990shock 4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@Jacksmusicshack 4 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE FINED FOR DISTURBING MY BEER😂😂😂😂😂

@nicklespale22 4 жыл бұрын

You woke up mah bear. You woke up mah BEER! lol pewdiepie couldn't tell the difference

@patrickmcelrath4962 2 ай бұрын

And you’re running off all my regular cucks!

@LunarDelta 4 жыл бұрын

"His own testicular brand of law and order" Truly, a great NaM SiƧ MaN

@shawnfields2369 3 жыл бұрын

Truly... now, we just need some smartass to build us that there Solid Snake robot, on through Test Wexas, or maybe a Naked Snake/Big Boss robot... or a Venom Snake robot, to honor Keifer Sutherland's performance as Venom Snake in the Phantom Pain. I'd love to see that. Or maybe a robot of The Boss, from Snake Eater? If we can get enough smartasses together, in a room, and have them construct some things that'll put a stop to Ms. Lilly Langtree, and the evil Judge Your Beans, and his testicular brand of law and order... but not all at once.

@plushifoxed 3 жыл бұрын

the splicing on "testicular" is like perfect

@Circuitssmith 2 жыл бұрын

Yep. peY.

@armsinmotion 2 жыл бұрын

hey it's the guy who helped Noah in his DS playthrough

@crosleybendix97 4 жыл бұрын

Every noisepuppet upload is an event.

@SangheiliSpecOp 4 жыл бұрын

Agreed, I was listening to an audio book and immediately had to pause that shit

@Karmy. 4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@2.3_44XD-- 4 жыл бұрын

a noisepuppet audiobook, that would be eternal fun

@SangheiliSpecOp 4 жыл бұрын

@@2.3_44XD-- there better be some good tootage and susage in there

@1marcelfilms 4 жыл бұрын

wavy news is kinda boring

@CertifiedNEETClassic 4 жыл бұрын

When you head Test through Wexas on US Nighway Hinety, you enter what some folks call Dead Man's Gooch. 😂

@shawnfields2369 4 жыл бұрын

Some smartass figured out to build a snake robot. That's the kind of thing kids remember. Here's the strangest, saddest shart. The judge refused to die. His love affair with Ms. Lily was indeed a sad one...

@IffyJottere 3 жыл бұрын

HE-MAN!

@mpk6664 4 жыл бұрын

*dead man's gooch* there's so many good quote in this one

@Code7Unltd 4 жыл бұрын

That's the glory of Noisepuppet. Even though he makes YTP videos of boomer stuff, it's still better than the source.

@avalonjustin 4 жыл бұрын

@@Code7Unltd One great joke after another in any video he poops!

@Raveseeker 4 жыл бұрын

@@Code7Unltd A swift kick in the balls is better than the source. It's over quicker, for one.

@davidhiles9545 4 жыл бұрын

@@Code7Unltd This must be what the Boomers would've rather watched when the teacher rolled a projector into the room. I know us Gen-Xers would've loved it!

@wiscomitch3412 3 жыл бұрын

Hey Judge! You suck!

@Code7Unltd 4 жыл бұрын

Now here's the strangest, saddest shart... Lilly lally lully liil laal.

@bridgetoneill9684 4 жыл бұрын

He thought she was Clippy

@Code7Unltd 4 жыл бұрын

@@bridgetoneill9684 The old judge refused to die, that's the kind of thing kids remember.

@shawnfields2369 4 жыл бұрын

@@bridgetoneill9684 You mean, she wasn't? Well, now I see why it was so sad, no more, fuck you, Texas!

@PhillipH-san 4 жыл бұрын

The Jersey Jerker.

@RatPfink66 2 ай бұрын

@@Code7Unltd he wouldn't go till he'd had one more jackoff by the tracks.

@apbrit2009 4 жыл бұрын

"The ruling of this court is that you're a furry, and I'm drinking for everybody" my favorite line from any YTP ever

@richardgadberry8398 4 жыл бұрын

"He does love to guzzle jizz"

@IffyJottere Ай бұрын

"Sure does love to guzzle jizz!"

@handsomebrick 4 жыл бұрын

Is disturbing the beers still a crime in Texas?

@thisoddguy9156 4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@MrJimbojamez 4 жыл бұрын

In Test Wexas yeah

@mehrlightsunlis4996 3 жыл бұрын

As a Texan, Y E S

@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721 3 жыл бұрын

It's worse than waking up my sandwiches!

@TheGreatsagegoku 3 жыл бұрын

You know it is

@matthewbowen5841 4 жыл бұрын

I need to visit test wexas and see the world famous chihuahuas and snake robots.

@chefexcellence322 4 жыл бұрын

And take an unforgettable poo into the Pioneer pass.

@shawnfields2369 4 жыл бұрын

@Bro Vado Can't forget to do that. Next time I'm in Text Wesas, I'll be sure to see the world famous Snake Robots.

@MrJimbojamez 4 жыл бұрын

Where he put his own testicular brand of law and order

@Finn-rf7vz 4 жыл бұрын

Wheelin' and dealin' and stealin' and squealin'

@ight3817 4 жыл бұрын

The story of hustlin

@antiepitome317 4 жыл бұрын

“Here he got himself some balls and failed big time” Man you have no idea how much that resonates with me right this moment.

@shawnfields2369 4 жыл бұрын

I hear you, dude.

@jakesteven1980 4 жыл бұрын

You woke up a bear, but you woke up a beer.

@woobiehastelly 4 жыл бұрын

Hey Judge you Suuk! "I'm workin' on it!"

@justthatmichael2176 4 жыл бұрын

*here's the strangest, saddest SHART*

@highspeedsuicide 4 жыл бұрын

*liilly* *laally* *loolly* *lil* *laal*

@YON_RO 4 жыл бұрын

Hehe, but look at that *COCK!*

@McAlcazarr 4 жыл бұрын

“Hey Judge, you suck!” “I’m working on it...”

@DaMainman2 4 жыл бұрын

Six years after KZfaq forcefully replaced Noisepuppet's blank avatar with a video's thumbnail, he's finally embraced it.

@Maldoror2112 4 жыл бұрын

@Nicholas Sergay it's new to me too!

@DaMainman2 3 жыл бұрын

@Babs - Yes, kind of. _"Say Hola to Ajaja Extra Turgid"_ had an ad for 'Phillips 66 Gasoline' as one of its sources, and 2:19 was the video's original thumbnail.

@Mattteus 4 жыл бұрын

He shit out a few barrels of beans? That can’t be healthy...

@TipsGalore 4 жыл бұрын

I am a fan of sandwiches. I keep them well rested though, so I understand the frustration.

@richardgadberry8398 4 жыл бұрын

Fined 1965 for disturbing the beers. That's the same as driving with an expired driver and failure to yeet.

@Evertide05 2 жыл бұрын

Both can also result in as many as seventeen neck injuries and 8500 cock injuries and fifty heart attacks and heart failure.

@zalibecquerel3463 4 жыл бұрын

Test Wexas. Where the poop joins the sus.

@jeremystrickland873 4 жыл бұрын

"Hey Judge, you suck!" ..."I'm workin' on it."

@AoiYukinoMisharu 4 жыл бұрын

"Hey Judge! You suck!" "I'm workin' on it..." Underrated quote

@jeffcarroll1990shock 2 жыл бұрын

"I'm gonna shut up"

@Septqmber 4 жыл бұрын

"Hey jeeej you suuckk" "I'm workin on it" Sad vibes here and there

@synysterjazmyngates 4 жыл бұрын

“and then there’s a mOM center where motorists can stop livin’ “

@Maldoror2112 4 жыл бұрын

Kind of like Motel Hell, no?

@noisepuppet 4 жыл бұрын

Country sausage

@jeffcarroll1990shock 3 жыл бұрын

In cool Southern hospitals

@GMOTP5738 4 жыл бұрын

YOU WOKE UP MAH BEER!

@danford4275 4 жыл бұрын

I like to think of this as a spiritual sequel of sorts to the Horrible 1800s, a legitimate masterwork of the YTP genre.

@bachaddict 3 жыл бұрын

Sandwijizz is the sequel to the horrible 1800s I thought

@busnut33 4 жыл бұрын

"Where he put his own testicular brand of law and order". I spit my coffee out.

@micarguy8239 4 жыл бұрын

“Some smartass finally figured out how to make a snake robot.”

@abraxops 4 жыл бұрын

the random pitching of the background music gets me every time

@AstroTibs 4 жыл бұрын

when you head test through wexas on US nighway hinety

@LimeyLassen 4 жыл бұрын

tfw you'll never jam it in with painted shark women

@Evertide05 2 жыл бұрын

This video’s alternate title: “Lawl & Order: Dead Man’s Gooch.”

@bachaddict 3 жыл бұрын

The railroad spike tune is delightful

@xxWARBOSSxx 4 жыл бұрын

"Hey Judge, you suck!" "I'm workin on it..."

@hansonel 2 жыл бұрын

"Robots, sharks and car thiefs... shark thiefs" "Now here's the saddest, strangest shart" My cheeks hurt for laughing so hard. One of my favorite YTP's

@Ozymandias2x Жыл бұрын

Of course there are shark thiefs. Everyone wants those painted shark women.

@IffyJottere Ай бұрын

@@Ozymandias2x Damn right! Shark girls are babes ;) Just... maybe don't let 'em give head :P

@MegaWildstreak 4 жыл бұрын

Everybody is entering that exhibit like they're going to a funeral

@notnullnotvoid 4 жыл бұрын

Finally! A mom center for motorists like me who want to stop livin'

@shawnfields2369 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, can't agree more.

@Circuitssmith 3 жыл бұрын

Your Beans is smart to cater to the Gen Z customers.

@djk1288 7 ай бұрын

In cool, southwestern hospitals.

@fossfeen 4 жыл бұрын

indissouri to mexicitico

@teknowil 4 жыл бұрын

hauling chihuahuas, mad lad

@th3garbageman 4 жыл бұрын

No more beef flaps fer me!

@rockydadbigmac 4 жыл бұрын

“Now here’s the strangest saddest shart: ....Liddie Laddie Lully LiiL LaaL”

@UlverEos 4 жыл бұрын

that's the spot where the poop joins the suus

@ZEKESPILLEDINKMUSIC 4 жыл бұрын

1:12 This made me laugh so hard that I almost fell out of my chair. 🤣

@aw55550 4 жыл бұрын

"breath takin´ cunts" XD

@gamefan6219 3 ай бұрын

*He-Man doing pelvic thrusts* "He-Man! Breathtaking C***."

@zombieponcho 4 жыл бұрын

Lol, The Jersey Furby, I love it.

@orlandowordsmith6208 4 жыл бұрын

I have visited this fine establishment in Test Wexas and can verify that my beans were judged.

@CaptainBlackBread 4 жыл бұрын

This kind of feels like a sequel to the horrible 1800s.

@Wurby 4 жыл бұрын

Up on top, you could be up on top 🤠

@saxongreen78 4 жыл бұрын

It's the strangest, saddest shart...the 1800's are laying siege to my privates!

@DimensionalMola 4 жыл бұрын

You rented a horse

@jirden 4 жыл бұрын

Gotta reach Iraq by sundown!

@jeffcarroll1990shock 4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@BossDrSample 4 жыл бұрын

You make me wanna get back into pooping

@noisepuppet 4 жыл бұрын

OfficerMarmalade pls yes

@TheGirlgamer321 4 жыл бұрын

Has your shit just been collecting in your intestines all this time?

@Maldoror2112 4 жыл бұрын

@@TheGirlgamer321 That makes for a grotesque mental picture right there. He would have to spread his ass wide like Mrs. O'Leary to get it all out.

@ShinyShinyIsAlwaysBeingSerious 4 жыл бұрын

"Then there's the Mom Centre where motorists can stop living, in cool, south-western hospitals".

@tjw8t1 4 жыл бұрын

"A regular CoC with all that CaC!"

@IanPatrick03 2 жыл бұрын

"He built a special bridge" I've never laughed so hard

@artoodiitoo Жыл бұрын

We crossed the river without so much buttsex

@Ilovewashers 4 жыл бұрын

The way he said "testicular" sounded realistic, lol.

@pajamapantsjack5874 4 жыл бұрын

The best gift I could receive this Holiday season is another Noisepuppet epic

@christianvelez5608 4 жыл бұрын

You could tell me this was an incomplete episode of Gunsmoke and I would instantly believe you.

@gregorybannish4469 2 жыл бұрын

"The rulin' of this court is you're a furry"

@QuazzleTheQaz 4 жыл бұрын

3:54 was the funniest bit

@Kannaz 2 жыл бұрын

I love the sped up banjo when it zooms in on the map it’s such a small detail but made me laugh so hard😂

@mattasticmattattack8546 3 жыл бұрын

As a Native Texan , i can certify this is now part of our history 👍❤🤣

@McAllen07 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god. I've actually been to that museum in Langtree, about 10 years ago. Didn't look any different from how it did in the film used for this YTP, looking like it dates to about 1970.

@SGNRyan 4 жыл бұрын

Did you visit the MoM center

@orlandowordsmith6208 3 жыл бұрын

@@SGNRyan if he did, he decided to continue livin', though there was the opportunity to stop.

@onyx8231 4 жыл бұрын

3:55 "Whoo! Weeoo! Look it that 💩 on the wall! With a 🙎‍♀️ like that, a man can 💩 on the wall." 👍🤣

@nicklespale22 3 жыл бұрын

5:19 an uproar...yyyoour😂😂 this is so funny to me somehow made funnier by the fact that it's like the only standalone reversal in the entire video. it's random in how it's just drawn out after this sudden silence and I think it's the only thing he says that can't be considered a word

@IffyJottere 3 жыл бұрын

3:18 "There were rough construction sharks jammed in with car thieves, jammed in with shark workers, jammed in with shark thieves... and painted shark women!"

@eviljoel 3 жыл бұрын

This is easily among my top 10 YTPs of all time.

@Oecobius33 4 жыл бұрын

That's the best comeback I've ever heard to "You suck!" This was great and I especially liked the ending.

@sprtsfanatic1 4 жыл бұрын

Oecobius33 “Yea, I’m working on it....” 😞

@mochiboot6502 3 жыл бұрын

whole video is SUPERB but i absolutely fuckin lost it at "he was hitchin horses and mules and chihuahas all on the same team! well, jackin off horses was a tough way to make a livin." one of THE BEST sentence mixing of all time

@catwantsfishie 4 жыл бұрын

A noisepuppet video and a furby, two of my favorite things? Yes, please

@brightorangepants 4 жыл бұрын

*sigh* Here comes Busta Rhymes again.

@Wavemaninawe 4 жыл бұрын

Busta Bus is taking issue with Judge Billiard Beans fucking his stock of horses.

@Maldoror2112 4 жыл бұрын

@@Wavemaninawe And jacking them off.

@MegaWildstreak 4 жыл бұрын

hyAAHHHH-aaahh? AAHHH!!

@shawnfields2369 4 жыл бұрын

@@Wavemaninawe Is that the name of your new ytp? I'd like to see Busta Rhymes, renting out his whores every half hour, everyday... with Judge Billiard Beans, obviously, because he still ain't over his love affair with Ms. Lily laal luul Wangtree. Jacking off by the tracks...

@richardgadberry8398 4 жыл бұрын

Remember boys and girls: Don't wake up the judge's sandwiches.

@ChargeQM 4 жыл бұрын

Never EVER disturb the beers.

@NaviciaAbbot 2 жыл бұрын

"No more? Right! Fuck you, Texas." - A relatable quote for today's situation.

@magich8ball 4 жыл бұрын

I learned so much

@DreQueary 4 жыл бұрын

I always have a big ass smile watching your videos. Funny as shit.

@wendigockel 4 жыл бұрын

'Wangtree' sounds like a city Jimmy Broadbent would build.

@EFerrorfile 4 жыл бұрын

That god damn 5:57 - 5:59 made me rewind for a while. Great work with the YTP, man!

@hlaver 4 жыл бұрын

YOU WOKE UP MY BEER BU- YOU WOKE UP MY BEARD BU- YOU WOKE UP MY SANDWICH

@th3garbageman 4 жыл бұрын

He-Man’s Gooch

@QuazzleTheQaz 4 жыл бұрын

Painted shark women…

@MSPaynt 3 жыл бұрын

😩

@experienceaeiou 3 жыл бұрын

Noisepuppet is the definitive American historian

@13CaptainPrice 4 жыл бұрын

Words words words Words words words

@SimonTonekham 4 жыл бұрын

JuuJ. I would have used the word "Juul" (and yes, it reminds me of that name from an e-cigarette brand).

@protectorofjam6188 4 жыл бұрын

It's amazing how, despite the audio quality, I can understand all the mixing.

@lukesylvester2022 4 жыл бұрын

some smart ass finally figured out how to build a snake robot 😂

@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94 3 жыл бұрын

That toot joke is one of the best running gags ever in ytps.

@heatthenovakid2824 3 жыл бұрын

I do tend to put my own testicular brand a' law and order on things too.

@DimensionalMola 3 жыл бұрын

You mean YOU'RE the Nut Kicking Sheriff?!

@PalaceIV 4 жыл бұрын

Just wanna say that I love your YTPs. My friend and I always watch them together and laugh our asses off. Thanks for doing what you do.

@michaelwharton9490 4 жыл бұрын

Well done noisepuppet well done tears running down my face only a 1:30 in x'D

@screweyouse7177 4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit these ytps are so gopd. Thank you for your great work!

@richardgadberry8398 2 жыл бұрын

"Your Beans ran his business with Iron Man. It was mighty illegal to set up illegal court at the illegal bar. Babar. On an illegal front porch in illegal weather."

@everysinglenothing7319 4 жыл бұрын

How do you find the ideas to consistently sentence-mix the sources you use in the best ways to catch people off guard with such high-quality jokes at such a fast pace?