They forgot about Black beard’s ship. It only disappiared but Barbossa has the magic sword. Where is that Ship?
@jeremyearley916220 сағат бұрын
I agree with that scene showing a younger Jack and when he got Salazar killed, that retcon pissed me off. But ive seen theories that people say since Tia Dalma never states WHEN Jack bartered the conpass off her, he may have offered it as tribute to his old captain when he joined the Wicked Wench crew, not knowing what it was. Very unlikely as its more likely they just forgot their own story and lore, but would be interesting to say the least. As at the time of giving up the compass to his old captain as tribute, he may have not had a "greatest fear" that it could awake
@diegoalonso195Күн бұрын
Totally agree. Jack Sparrow and Barbossa's death are completly pathetic in this one.
@PerovNigmaКүн бұрын
Much like Tony Soprano, he was a character who said lots of stuff I disagreed with, but he often said it so creatively that I couldn't help but laugh along.
@FilosofoInsidioso-mu6mhКүн бұрын
idc i find it awesome and i love it
@dropdead6969Күн бұрын
Wouldn't Blackbeard be a pirate lord if he's supposed to be so powerful then where tf was he at the brethren court?
@michaelfraser10732 күн бұрын
I long to have as much fun doing anything as Geoffrey Rush had making these movies.
@michaelfraser10732 күн бұрын
Above all else, this film suffers from the lack of Gore Verbinski in the director's chair. Nothing really cements how much his particular voice made this franchise work than watching some hacks trying to recreate it. It just doesn't have the same energy.
@AndrewLeighton-zw9bk3 күн бұрын
Absolutely brilliant.
@DaveyL19544 күн бұрын
I watched this on its arrival on British telly. I've watch it several times over the last couple of decades, and I'm watching a box set as of this moment. It has never aged. Gene Hunt is a fabulous character. Real, funny and bang on with the spirit of the 70's period. Nobody has the nerve or bottle to write material like this anymore. Long may Gene be available to all.
@nffcdan2335 күн бұрын
They ruined Jack by making him drunk throughout the film. I miss the funny genius like he was in the first 3
@KingdomPuns6 күн бұрын
The easiest fix for this film would be Jack wants the fountain because he still wants immortality even though Will got it in the prior film, and since it's the only way left for other national powers to be able to challenge Will at all over the sea also seek the fountain as a means to make their own immortal military. Blackbeard could also be wanting immortality as a parallel to Jack's situation in the second film but demonstrating a completely different approach to it would help a lot.
@Redster36 күн бұрын
I genuinely loved the 4th one and never knew why people hated it so much. Yes, it is flawed, but it didn’t retcon severely any established lore. The 5th one was just awful and ruined a lot of established canon, especially Jack’s backstory and it undermines a lot of the characters’ previous ideals. I do agree though, Barbosa was one of the only few good things about the 5th film.
@lesmcarthur39606 күн бұрын
Spastic in a magnet factory 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bsport1317 күн бұрын
Best character in last 30yrs
@Dasher8597 күн бұрын
I saw this in theaters
@Mcbaldioffical7 күн бұрын
I hate the writing.especially the ending but I love salazar
@markbooth11178 күн бұрын
I miss Life on Mars so much, you simply can't beat the Gene Genie.
@generaltoszur10368 күн бұрын
My problem with that movie has always been that its a 5 th movie and not 4 th , why was there a random movie which complitely skipped over the parts we knew and decided to create some new never before heard of pirate captain that is destined to be killed by barbossa . If it was 4 th movie , if poseidon was ever mentioned before ( like why was there even a poseidon s trident if calypso was the goddess of sea ? ) , if barbossa would ever mention that he had a daughter or family at least , if there was any look into jack s backstory before . But because there wasnt any of that we ended up with typical " new final movie " of the series where suddenly it turns out that all the main characters we spend entire series with had all these new important things or biggest enemies we never heard before . I was also wondering if salazar would be able to get rid of his curse with the trident wouldnt it be the same for davy jones , if so why wasnt he looking for the trident ?
@joebutlersnr70178 күн бұрын
I forgot all about the blue peter garden, priceless hahahaha.
@jaxcoss57905 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@ChadBatman8 күн бұрын
I close my eyes and pretend this movie is just a bad dream.
@michaelfraser10738 күн бұрын
I think you're wrong: Jack isn't the only character ruined. There's an awful lot about this movie I despise when it comes to Will Turner. First of all, I really don't understand why he appears all monster-ified in the opening. My reading of the original trilogy is that Jones' monstrous appearance was due to him corrupting the original purpose of the Dutchman: a physical manifestation of the ship fighting how he was commanding it, not merely being the captain of the Dutchman. Hence why the crew return to being human once Jones is defeated, and why Will appears like human in the post-credit scene of AWE (which also raises why he didn't get monsterified in ten years aboard the Dutchman but then did two years after that). The second is the Dutchman itself. It's made explicitly clear in At World's End that the Dutchman must have a captain because it is the ferry for the dead. It's not a cursed ship that binds its captain by magic, it's a part of the natural life-cycle of the world. The captain of the Dutchman is very akin to the Greek mythical figure of Charon: he holds the responsibility to guide the dead to the afterlife. This is why the Dutchman must always a captain, and why Jones not doing the proper role is so dangerous. This also raises the question of what happens now that Will is no longer captain of the Dutchman. The third is admittedly minor, but it does bother me how Poisedon is mentioned in this movie. Wasn't Calypso the goddess of the sea? How are there two gods of the sea, and where is Poesidon? Why does he not care about his trident? Why are pirates, especially those who interacted with Calypso, not questioning this? It may sound like a tiny detail but it bothers me since that is how Will gets freed. The fourth is about the ending. At World's End made a clear effort to bring Will and Elizabeth's story to an end, even featuring a 'x years later' flashforward common to the ending of TV shows and some films. Heck, the last shot before the credits in At World's End features Jack literally sailing toward a sunset. Yes, it was tragic that Will and Elizabeth didn't get their happily ever after, but not everyone does. And they undid it all just to try and tempt fans back to these movies. Regarding Jack, I have to say I really despise him not knowing about Henry. I despise the implication that he never bothered to check up on Elizabeth in the years since the battle of the Malestrom. You'd also think he'd have more of a reaction to Will being back. Honestly, I agree with you about the more movies thing. I don't want another installment of this franchise that has clearly run out of road. I'd much rather we get different movies about pirates that utilise the model of POTC, understanding what made these movies great.
@atlastheholycrusader26239 күн бұрын
This film doesnt have two of the main characters from the first 3
@atlastheholycrusader26239 күн бұрын
The firsy 3 were directed by the same person. The next 2 were different people
@honestmcgyver10 күн бұрын
Too fast editing
@canjian178310 күн бұрын
Brought back fond memories
@katerinathatcher700410 күн бұрын
Impressive character! 👍😁
@willkillmadman10 күн бұрын
you blew me hat off is great
@jalengeneblazo177211 күн бұрын
Change the title around and you have your answer
@huus1211 күн бұрын
🤬
@32ModB12 күн бұрын
GH would have put boot in faster in 1973 but horrified the early 21st century😊never easy being an object of intense sexual desire
@Bob-zh2so13 күн бұрын
Why did the tarsi’s just appear half way through 😂
@quietdemon813811 күн бұрын
Because Alex said ‘if you have a heart?’ and Gene says ‘oh I’ve got two’ which is a reference to Doctor Who and The Doctor’s species The Time Lords who have two hearts which is why the TARDIS appears in this video
@godsicle202113 күн бұрын
The british also just feel off in this film, in the others it treated british people like people either following the law or orders from bad people in command, in this film every brit is just evil despite the fact that's not close to how it would be in real life
@adamsmithington747814 күн бұрын
I feel like your missing the point comparing this to other episodes. It's a great story you haven't done much research. Like the master in the end of time didn't save the doctor because they're friends he did it because of how the time lords treated him while missy did it for her friend the doctor. You're entertaining most of the time but this review is dogshit. The first four series of doctor who aren't the only good ones mate
@Eire_Go_Deo15 күн бұрын
I was waiting for this 😂 Just done my yearly rewatch of Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes ❤
@ANIMEFAN-ym6tc15 күн бұрын
2:43 bruh 💀🤡 did u even watch the movie it literally says that compass shows you the direction of what you want the most but as soon as you betray it,it shows you your worst nightmare that being salazar cause just like kraken from dead mens chest now jack sparrow have to be alerted everytime he travels the sea 3:03 because he wants the undead curse broken from salazar Bro just watch the movie😂 4:43 bro he just wanted to use carina barbossa to reach the trident it's the journey that they fall in love in 5:13 because she wanted to get immortal
@FoxSqueeArt15 күн бұрын
Weird audio pop at 9:03 Oh wait I should’ve checked when this was posted lmao oh well
@grimassassin972215 күн бұрын
Jack has always resembled a genius madman who had a bit of luck. The 5th film just made him an incompetent buffoon who does absolutely nothing and can’t do anything, he isn’t a main character in any form! He’s like a follower companion who is forced to come along the journey with no agency and he’s the type of companion that is absolutely not worth bringing, to the point it’d be better if you didn’t as now he’s getting suck in the doors trapping you between him and the enemy who is about to take that last 1hp you have
@Pyramids1915 күн бұрын
You couldn’t make this now people would need counselling 🤦🏻♂️
@kemalomerkvrck450916 күн бұрын
😂
@kemalomerkvrck450916 күн бұрын
Bro u actually speakin facts
@kemalomerkvrck450916 күн бұрын
Bro y do u have 1k subs only.this som gourmet shii
@ashudahlah968817 күн бұрын
I'm just like the ending,jack got the black pearl,will and Elizabeth Can be together
@matt5474017 күн бұрын
I think part of the problems with jack is writers made him more comic relief then before
@ThatCannibalisticDrone18 күн бұрын
I agree as yeah, it's not the best. I do think Salazar's design and crew were pretty awesome, but the over all thing wasn't really great.
@LeviPennington-vv2kq18 күн бұрын
Your favorite story is the End of Time? I must say, that’s a take I’ve never heard before
@itsmephil225520 күн бұрын
Gene Hunt was quite possibly the best character you could possibly have We need him back
@zacherymahoney1221 күн бұрын
The biggest issue, i think, is the pacing. This movie felt like two movies smashed into one. The best part about the franchise is the movies take their time. This movie couldve been great even with the terrible writing for Jack, if the made two movies. It was rushed, there were things that weren't explained because they didnt have time quite honestly, and it all came across as just cheesy, i think, because of it. With more time they couldve had an arch where Jack actually got back to being classic Jack (kind of like character growth). It like the first half of the movie was good, but they just couldn't close it out.
@reagankleffner204421 күн бұрын
Look it was the best out of the 3 BY FAR. However it was still kinda ass. I mean let’s be honest doctor who is shit now. Both the Doctor and Donna feel like former shells of themselves. I mean congrats to the BBC for fucking with history.
@Richnineteenseventyone22 күн бұрын
This was a welcome ray of sunshine in the world of stale boring tv. Need more of this.