If You See Something, You Should Say Something. Mal Hall

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16 күн бұрын

If you see something, you should say something, or at least that's how Mal Hall feels in this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Mal talks about the importance of saying something when you see someone leave the bathroom without washing their hands. Whether you're someone who has a see something say something attitude, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Mal Hall is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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@bigsabertoothbunny5986 13 күн бұрын

"See something, say somthing" - that was hilarious

@michaelbook7033 14 күн бұрын

I wasn't curious about which parent was which until he brought it up.

@adwood201 13 күн бұрын

Same here but then figured Dad is Black as doesn't have an Asian name,

@Seetiyan 13 күн бұрын

@@adwood201Makes sense. Also since Asian women in the U.S. marry outside their race more than black women do - more than any other group does, in fact.

@mbyrd6713 7 күн бұрын

I didn’t care either until he brought it up 😂😂😂😂

@floridagirl4407 3 күн бұрын

Right?! "Don't push the red button!" And then the video ended before we got the answer!!! Now we're gonna have to Google it!🤣

@fatgirlhiking6250 14 күн бұрын

I raised 3 boys and I can tell you if we are ever sharing snacks, chips, popcorn etc. they can't touch it until they've washed their hands and you always have that one kid that'll pretend he washed his hands by just quickly wetting his hands, that one would have to wash his hands in front of me before he could eat. Lol

@SomeYouTubeTraveler 14 күн бұрын

Lol that's even worse... he's just giving the germs a nice moist environment to spread with, and then getting the clean towel soaked with them! What bugs me most is people whose hand-washing technique is just putting some soap on their dry hands, then turning on the water and _immediately just rinsing off the soap,_ rubbing their hands for like 5 seconds under the water uselessly with no soap bubbles or anything. These people scare me cause they actually _think_ they're washing their hands and thus will confidently touch things like they've beem cleaned...

@7ebr830 11 күн бұрын

Why three "boys"? Why not just three "kids?" Sexist, much?

@cozycottage05 7 күн бұрын

I did have one boy that would make a noise with his mouth that sounded like running water. That sounds even harder than just washing your hands in the first place. But he was busted! Makes me laugh now...😂

@cindys.9688 14 күн бұрын

He's a cutie!☺️ Funny material - the "guy from the bathroom" being a little boy cracked me up! What a character. His lead-ups to the stories are great.😊

@lindasutheimer9950 14 күн бұрын

I was in a restaurant saw an employee in the bathroom and she didn't wash her hands. And then I went to the restaurant to find out where she was and she had her arm elbow deep in the lettuce. Yes I Told the Manager . And I walked right up to the counter and pointed right at her and said that's her right there lol.. . I'm glad I wasn't eating there. I was just using the restroom I'm a Doordasher.. 😊

@edithdlp8045 14 күн бұрын

Great job. 👏 👏 👏

@sherebiah1 14 күн бұрын

If you see something... 👀

@Seetiyan 13 күн бұрын

Thank you for doing your part to save us from the fools that would ensure our downfall! I hope they disciplined her. Even if they didn't care about the hygiene, they care about customer complaints that could spread and cost them money, and making money isn't easy in the restaurant business.

@Kitten_Maru 10 күн бұрын

yeah, she was most likely just checking her phone though lol

@all_things_beautiful6905 8 күн бұрын

The only reason I can think she may not have washed her hands in the restroom is because she knew she'd be touching the door handle to get out and needed to rewash her hands anyway, so she washed up in the kitchen hand washing sink. At least, that's what I'm hoping and telling myself for the sake of everyone who ever ate there. 😆

@MF_Reinhold 14 күн бұрын

We're at Panda Express, ask the Mexicans 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

@davidretondo2871 14 күн бұрын

@hunterseat 12 күн бұрын

YES!!😂

@nicolehubbard3536 13 күн бұрын

My sister and brother are half white, half black. Total strangers walk up to my sister and ask, "so, what are you?" I told her to answer, "more polite than you" and walk away.

@agnesstokes1078 14 күн бұрын

I thought he was an adult not a child 😂😂😂😂

@cindys.9688 14 күн бұрын

Same! LOL! 😆

@pragatim 14 күн бұрын

That was the joke 😜 best part of the video 🤣🤣

@edithdlp8045 14 күн бұрын

Same, but still gross.

@hex_a_lexa 6 күн бұрын

I think we all did lol

@EveofPyrite 14 күн бұрын

Its been a long time since i have laughed 😂 thanks a bunch sir. Also i must admit that I have been guilty of getting into a fight with someone because they didnt wash their hands and they had the nerve to put their bare hands in the ice for beverages. Also when i put a scoop in the ice they refused to use it . I lost it on them but i have no regrets. Men touch their dingalings when they pee . I dont want dingaling germs in my ice!!!

@edithdlp8045 14 күн бұрын

Dingalings 🤣🤣🤣

@edithpiwowarski4704 14 күн бұрын

😅

@EchotaisHealing 13 күн бұрын

Truth! 😂😂😂

@nenaelliott8058 14 күн бұрын

❤Mal Hall❤ hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing..

@user-mg9ml8yy7v 14 күн бұрын

You're good...I can see you going somewhere with your comedy....straight up funny good story telling.

@sapphiregamgee4773 9 күн бұрын

"It's just vegans in there...dying slowly." 🤣

@Imhotep70 14 күн бұрын

PERFECT ENDING OF THE CLIP! 😂😂😂😂

@katelinnett9020 10 күн бұрын

YES!

@vashmatrix5769 14 күн бұрын

Teach em' when they're young 😂

@edithdlp8045 14 күн бұрын

He was just 5 but he stll didn't wash his hands. Still gross.

@katiedrew4708 13 күн бұрын

vashmatrix5769 It's ironic when you see a mom or dad teaching the child how to wash their hands after using the toilet, then you see that same parent NOT wash their hands!

@becominghero9754 14 күн бұрын

But which one is it??? Cliffhanger ending

@edithdlp8045 14 күн бұрын

By his last name I am assuming his dad is black and his mom is asian.

@vennor128 14 күн бұрын

Hilarious. 😂

@bahiras 14 күн бұрын

Funny! The “see something say something” campaign was popular at my job years ago. I found it to be annoying so I thoroughly enjoyed his sketch 😂 about it…Thank-you.

@shannonnichols3415 14 күн бұрын

I believe in preventive maintenance….offer them Purrell in front of their table! Say “I noticed we were out of Purrell in the restroom and you need some”! Same with bad breath-offer them gum or mints before they need them

@chiwolf307 12 күн бұрын

And they end it right there!?! The suspense is killin me!! Hahaha youre funny man keep it up brother!

@Moonflowers11 14 күн бұрын

OMG! So funny! I live in NY and Whole Foods are intense.

@LuckyLioness369 14 күн бұрын

I love this guy!!

@SomeYouTubeTraveler 14 күн бұрын

Video: [ends] Us: "But seriously though... _which one's Black and which one's Asian!?"_

@terriwetz6077 14 күн бұрын

Super funny to me because my son and his wife are this mixed couple. And no, I'm not gonna tell you who is who! 🤣🤣🤣

@B-Moye 14 күн бұрын

I am this couple. I am black. My wife is Asian. Let’s just imagine that until we find the real answer…cause I wanna know too

@davidretondo2871 14 күн бұрын

Don't do that! It's your people too.

@SomeYouTubeTraveler 14 күн бұрын

@@davidretondo2871 He told the audience he was gonna tell them anyway, because they're nice people. But then the clip ended without him telling us. So we must not be nice people. 🙁

@EchotaisHealing 13 күн бұрын

@@SomeKZfaqTravelerI think it’s perfect that the clip cut off there. I imagined him saying “both parents are half” after that 😂

@katiedrew4708 14 күн бұрын

My knowing about people, both genders, who don't wash their hands after they use the toilet is the reason I stopped shaking hands BEFORE COVID!

@katiedrew4708 14 күн бұрын

I won't touch the bathroom door knob with my bare hand, I use the paper towel I dried my hands with.

@lovepeacejoyhappiness 14 күн бұрын

That's a good idea, I'm gonna do that. Or not do that, as it were 😄

@EchotaisHealing 13 күн бұрын

@@katiedrew4708Also everything in the bathroom. And the toilet seat 😬🤢

@KSmith0403 14 күн бұрын

I spit coffee! Mal Hall is 🔥

@teresayeates3437 13 күн бұрын

What gets me are the people who do not wash their hands grab the door handle that we all grab, those of us who do wash. That is why I use my sleeve over my hand on doorknobs.

@emmetbartlett7521 13 күн бұрын

Dude I saw you as a high schooler at Lestats in north park . You’re awesome. Good to see you again!

@aloysiusmaina2625 14 күн бұрын

Great energy 😂👏

@heathersterling9324 9 күн бұрын

My favorite part is how the end cut off 😂

@idid138 8 күн бұрын

He's really gonna keep me hanging like that?

@mikerepairsstuff 14 күн бұрын

Very much❤this a great comedian x10.

@donwold1622 14 күн бұрын

I am laughing so hard it hurts! Really good stuff.

@shazam6274 14 күн бұрын

Dry Bar edits the end with a "hook". Nice.

@Towngirl412 7 күн бұрын

I was just in an airport where the handicap stall had a sink. I washed my hands in the stall and the looks I got and the shame I felt as I left the stall and walked out of the restroom. 😮

@jman4817 5 күн бұрын

Dude killed me when he said the son was 5 or 6. Great comedy by a funny comedian.

@loriemarshall2655 14 күн бұрын

I was eating dinner watching this. Don't think I can finish

@officialholyzac 12 күн бұрын

i love how the video cuts off right before i get the reward for the shame i just suffered

@seancycle1 14 күн бұрын

Awesome Mal!

@jefffredrickson9318 13 күн бұрын

I used to go to my local Nissan dealership for repairs. I quit going there when I witnessed the same service writer, on 2 different occasions, come out of the restroom well before the toilet or urinal finished flushing. (The waiting room is just outside the restrooms) The reason I quit going there had nothing to do with the fact they well overcharge for services. 😂

@GinaGreenlee 10 күн бұрын

Ain't nothin' chill about the vibe in Whole Foods.

@Nicky986 5 күн бұрын

Love his laugh 😄

@deec3561 14 күн бұрын

What a cliff hanger!!! Which parent is black?!?! 😂

@lovepeacejoyhappiness 14 күн бұрын

My money's on the dad. Do you really see a black woman with an asian man? Maybe im racist but i just dont see it 🤣

@YoullGetBeatByYourMan 13 күн бұрын

Yea u racist 🤷 n dats crazy cus u dont bath twice a day 😂😂😂😂@lovepeacejoyhappiness

@YoullGetBeatByYourMan 13 күн бұрын

@@lovepeacejoyhappiness yea u racist 🤷 but dats crazy cus u dont shower twice a day nor do u brush ur teeth three times a day 😂😂😂😂

@MamaTtoB-P 14 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my gosh he’s hilarious

@2hard2knock 14 күн бұрын

Peeping Toms would have a field day 😂

@chienpo672 10 күн бұрын

Man, that was funny! A lot of these comedians are great …. But that had me truly laughing.

@EchotaisHealing 13 күн бұрын

Yes!!! I fully agree with the see something say something. This was an excellent set! More please!

@lioness3963 14 күн бұрын

😂

@corneliogarcia6812 14 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@mauricemorning 9 күн бұрын

Kinda surprised he did not work a Tiger Woods reference into this routine. Is Mal the GOAT of half-black-half-asian comics? Great conedy and very original.

@jerrycamaro1639 7 күн бұрын

Hypes the which one is which question, says he'll answer it, then the video cuts off 😂

@dannyjacobs2280 12 күн бұрын

Saw a kitchen employee walk to the urinal, toss his apron covered with flour over his shoulder, finish, put the apron back to the front and walk out. I walked out of the restaurant....but didn't say anything!

@maryamory1549 11 күн бұрын

I saw it when my kids were little in a bathroom. I just looked at her. She stuck her head back in and explained that she wasn’t going to touch “ that filthy sink”.

@ErikRivera 14 күн бұрын

Dope to see Mal killing it on DryBar 🔥

@navymt2005 6 күн бұрын

Didn’t miss! Well done!

@user-cr2cm2xm6r 14 күн бұрын

This video is great!

@GladysAlicea 8 күн бұрын

Too funny; want some more!

@tina6651. 8 күн бұрын

I didn't say anything but my 3-year-old daughter pointed her finger at the lady that was sitting back down & said "Mommy she didn't wash her hands" really loud on our way back to our table! It was hilarious & I didn't even reprimand her for it because my daughter at 3 years old was right! How nasty 🤢

@jillgegen3384 12 күн бұрын

😂😅good fresh stuff

@hyunkwon22 2 күн бұрын

He is so funny 😂, wow!!!

@Lummox874 10 күн бұрын

Everyone who COMMONLY doesn’t wash their hands after using the toilet should be put on a watchlist, if not a blacklist.

@MG-iy1oh 11 күн бұрын

9:46 Me too, I want to know now!

@kcl060 13 күн бұрын

Brilliant! Solid gold!

@rg1whiteywins598 14 күн бұрын

But sir, there's a whole lotta hours you are not in the store , with lots of gross out people not washing hands after doing pooping. Eventually you just need to remember that's why we have immune system.

@rallyl7053 14 күн бұрын

The cut off was perfect

@all_things_beautiful6905 8 күн бұрын

And THAT'S why I never buy anything that's unwrapped in a bulk bin!

@0H9D 12 күн бұрын

Hilarious! I live in Texas & I absolutely freaked out the 1st I saw Mexicans cooking Chinese food - my mind was on tilt but the food was good though🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Vinaluv 6 күн бұрын

Those ppl eating nachos will blame the restaurant for getting sick

@contessajones5619 14 күн бұрын

Not in a ladies room.

@BeegirlsHoneyHouse 14 күн бұрын

Not true- I work with nasty chicks that poop and walk out.

@elijahrobinson2362 14 күн бұрын

I saw a DOCTOR come out of the stall without washing his hands at the clinic where he was the sole practitioner.

@EchotaisHealing 13 күн бұрын

That is horrifying. I definitely never would have gone back to that clinic and that’s DEFINITELY a see something day something moment 🤢🦠

@HeliPadUSA 14 күн бұрын

Lady w a mask on in the audience. Hahahha😅

@NCollins86 14 күн бұрын

STILL!!. They really scared some ppl from ever getting adequate o² levels in public...she might wear it when she's alone in her car also. 😂

@knockknock1246 14 күн бұрын

VERY funny! 😆 🤣

@ernestboetz7320 11 күн бұрын

Great jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Lonerangerja 13 күн бұрын

I wanna know which parent!! 😂😂😂

@elvisjames 10 күн бұрын

Illl admit was t feeling himat first but but the emd of the clip, im a fan

@joeblow6478 12 күн бұрын

He should tell the next person who asks which parent is black and which is Asian: "My mom is black, and my uncle is Asian."

@newnanlady653 10 күн бұрын

hilarious! I googled still dont know which parent is which :0)

@nancyanderson6404 11 күн бұрын

You are good!!!!!

@pennyb2245 13 күн бұрын

Very funny 😂

@joel045 14 күн бұрын

You should wash your hands before you touch your genitals before going to the bathroom. (Which no one does) for your safety. Washing your hands after you use the restroom helps other peoples health and hygiene not your own.

@john2g1 14 күн бұрын

Oh no I absolutely wash my hands first. Given a choice I would rather have an issue with my tummy over an issue downstairs.

@realemonful 14 күн бұрын

Where do you wash your hands, when you wash them before going to the washroom? In the toilet bowl? Because by the time you touch the washroom stall door, washing your hands means squat lol

@spicesmiles 14 күн бұрын

Seriously? You wash your hands at the sink. You then take a napkin to close the stall door. You use a napkin to open the stall door and! to pump the soap and or open the faucet if necessary. Generalisations - sigh.

@realemonful 14 күн бұрын

@@spicesmiles I sure am glad I'm not that filthy, lol

@john2g1 14 күн бұрын

@@realemonful IDK about you, but I'm a guy... I wash my hands and the dispenser and faucet are automatic 99% of the time. I go to a urinal which means that the only thing that I touch is myself. Then I wash my hands, dry, and use the napkin to open the door. Of course most doors are open to the outside, have a foot handle, or a sleeve handle.

@caliconservative20 14 күн бұрын

Shame! Shame! Shame! That would have been a hilarious scene!

@honkytonkinson9787 13 күн бұрын

When I was still working in the office there were men peeing on the toilet seats in the men’s restrooms on my floor. There weren’t many men working in my floor so I had a pretty good idea who it was. I called him out in the bathroom one day after it was obvious what he did. No fight but it was awkward. There was less pee on the toilet seats after that though, so there must have been one more of them. Young people, you will never arrive in a place where all the adults act their age!

@EchotaisHealing 13 күн бұрын

Women pee on the toilet seats too when they hover above them too pee. It’s a simple courtesy to just wipe them off after though, no matter who you are. Toilets are loaded with bacteria 🤢🦠

@enggelina9631 12 күн бұрын

Nooooooooo! He was about to tell us. Why did you cut the video there? 😂😂😂

@mr.agigittygigitty9916 13 күн бұрын

I didn’t a word he said . Couldn’t stop looking at those caterpillars as eyebrows 😂😂

@edithpiwowarski4704 14 күн бұрын

This guy is OK. He is funny…😅

@joeybagodonuts6683 13 күн бұрын

If this guy ever finds out about how things get on store shelves he'll have a fit. The shopper in the restroom is the least of your worries lol. Just as an aside, am I the only person that can use the restroom and not get sht or pss all over my hands?

@commonsensecorner7275 13 күн бұрын

This guy already had me working on my abs, I expect to certainly have a 6 pack starting with 5:28, I know my neighbors heard me by that time… 🤣🤣🤣 From the start, I totally thought of an old coworker who used to bring in PLUMP, delicious chocolate covered strawberries. As I was at the sink, washing my hands, that chick came out of the stall, immediately going towards the door, until she looked in the mirror and saw my face!!! 😳😳😳 Now, the race thing… This woman decided she felt bold enough to ask me if she could touch my hair while with her husband. I returned that boldness by showing her a poster of a movie called, Dear White People from 2014! 😝

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@sargemarine3709 14 күн бұрын

You cannot do that at taco smell. I said something and the management called the cops on me ! FK taco smell !

@ChestyStClair 10 күн бұрын

I reckon which parent is caucasian/black/asian/hispanic makes a diffetence

@logandowdy9887 2 күн бұрын

🤣 everyones half black/half asian. Drive by samari!

@edithdlp8045 14 күн бұрын

He was going to tell us but it got cutoff. By his last name I am assuming his dad is black and his mom is asian.

@johnd4697 11 күн бұрын

his mum black and dad Chinese that is a chef his mum love Chinese food

@fishingpinky3165 14 күн бұрын

Funny guy but the line about the 5 year old should have been "thats when his mom said....He is 5!"

@knockknock1246 14 күн бұрын

Both half black Asian...LMAO

@cliffords.8341 14 күн бұрын

Funny guy! I gave this video a thumbs up for the comedian, but if I could I would give the channel a thumbs down because the video was cut short when he was about to tell us which parent was black and which was asian. 🤔 PS I bet his father is black and his mother is asian. That's more realistic then the other way around. 😊

@lovepeacejoyhappiness 14 күн бұрын

Lol i said a very similar thing in a reply 👆 up there

@danielales269 13 күн бұрын

This guy was alright. But I will say, comedy is about being relatable or at least believable. I don't think anyone as ever asked him those stupid questions about the Chinese food or the pandas. That was just a story he made up thinking it's funny. It wasn't bad. It was worth a mild chuckle. I would equate it to when my mom told me this joke, "What's black and white and red all over?", "A newspaper". I laughed because my mom laughed, so i knew it was funny. But being six years old, I had no clue what a newspaper was. I was totally wrong with what i was thinking. When she asked me that question, I thought "My baby brothers butt when after you caught him naked playing in the ashes of the fire place."

@rustylee1836 12 күн бұрын

You didn't know what a newspaper was at six? You must be pretty young wow I agree with your point though, as he was saying it I was also thinking "Yeah nobody asked you that" He just wanted to mention the thing I've heard 20 comedians say, that the people working at Panda are generally Mexican

@tme3509 14 күн бұрын

Produce area of grocery store.... emotional support animal messes on floor...it gets cleaned up.....next trip in, same store, see the clerk just pick up a green pepper from the floor and back onto the display stack. ALWAYS wash your produce peeps!

@rustylee1836 12 күн бұрын

I mean yeah, obviously wash your produce, before it got to the store it was in multiple warehouses with dust, dirt, insects, and uh other pests. The floor of the salesfloor is one of the cleanest places that produce has EVER been before you buy it 😂😂😂 Most produce isn't washed at store level.