Adam Sandler Predicted his Success!!!

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16 жыл бұрын

Video of very early Adam Sandler stand-up. What is incredible here is notice how between 0:30 and 0:40 he declares something to the universe that ultimately is granted!
/ jordantumbles
Amazing how positive thinking, positive affirmations and declaring your goals can be a very powerful tool in acheving goals.

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@AndrewRusinas 4 жыл бұрын

Adam Sandler: 20% Human 80% "you know"

@Hyperoxygenated_ 4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Rusinas I sadly resonate with that

@freshavocado8572 4 жыл бұрын

80% jewish

@Hyperoxygenated_ 4 жыл бұрын

NoamBoy lmao is it because Jewish ppl say “ya know” a lot?😂🤷🏽‍♂️

@freshavocado8572 4 жыл бұрын

Anthony Rodriguez haha

@carsonthompson8637 4 жыл бұрын

Norm McDonald is 99% “you know”

@cashtwonine 5 жыл бұрын

Adam Sandler: I don't have that kind of money yet-one day I will Random person on KZfaq: ADAM SANDLER PREDICTED HIS SUCCESS

@jaredhibpshman253 5 жыл бұрын

Kinda clickbait but the video is pretty interesting

@jrd9574 5 жыл бұрын

I mean its not predicted he worked for his shit

@Rawegivitoya 5 жыл бұрын

that kind of money : 30 penny to watch a dog being stabbed... so funny, I guess it wasnt such a big goal anyways

@Sickness510Bruh 5 жыл бұрын

He even said “maybe” lol

@prototype8137 5 жыл бұрын

You seem to be foriegn to the idea of clickbaits.

@hyicrotai9801 3 жыл бұрын

He sounded nervous very soft spoken. Little did he know he'd be yelling at someone in almost every movie he did.

@dagosus8711 3 жыл бұрын

I mean he was how old in this, I don’t even know

@joshc1590 3 жыл бұрын

@@dagosus8711 22, he said it in this bit

@dagosus8711 3 жыл бұрын

@@joshc1590 oh okay

@fminemtherealslimlady5917 3 жыл бұрын

Or did he🤔💭💬⏳♾...[?]

@jimmyjames8573 3 жыл бұрын

Better actor than comedian

@worldofandrew8685 3 жыл бұрын

I came to see his prediction, but honestly his stand-up is why I stayed til the end.

@iaonyx8696 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly My Friend, Exactly!

@pyguy7 2 жыл бұрын

IKR, he's actually legitimately pretty funny. Who knew he could do actual standup

@edicsonramirez1538 2 жыл бұрын

Same here! He has good jokes 😂

@Howwerelivingfishing 2 жыл бұрын

I thought he was gonna get back to the prediction. Was still pretty funny

@KelticTim 2 жыл бұрын

His old standup was amazing. Toll booth Willie is an all time bit, up there with Dices nursery rhymes.

@arkano6204 7 жыл бұрын

Came here because of the title, stayed for the jokes

@_-will-_3313 7 жыл бұрын

Arkano ikr

@antonduhgr8835 7 жыл бұрын

Right there with ya

@wornoutshoes11 7 жыл бұрын

same here...

@keagan2509 7 жыл бұрын

Arkano same

@zesthraxGaming 7 жыл бұрын

Arkano same

@sunxnes 5 жыл бұрын

this guy was a MASTER of misdirection, you had no idea where the joke was going.

@mryagami8448 5 жыл бұрын

shame he got lazy

@thisiskris017 5 жыл бұрын

A "master"? Really? The material wasn't anything that original and definitely not surprising? Jeesus Christ it's like anything he does that isn't shit is somehow a masterpiece

@timmymcgypsy6234 5 жыл бұрын

acute observation

@fA-zj1ng 5 жыл бұрын

ch-ris127 lol the Netflix movies are some of his worse they are dog shit and for mindless normies

@aidawg 5 жыл бұрын

Lit Papi it’s his new stand up special not a film

@enalol9127 3 жыл бұрын

What a lovely young man, hope he doesn’t destroy the universe with a remote control

@electric-lemonade 3 жыл бұрын

lol haha click

@georgek8182 3 жыл бұрын

You aren't funny

@Daniel-pm1ej 3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that was Seth rogan

@georgek8182 3 жыл бұрын

@@Daniel-pm1ej yikes

@hypersanity9546 3 жыл бұрын

@@georgek8182 yikes

@evancampbell7138 3 жыл бұрын

I cannot believe I have went nearly thirty years without ever watching Adam Sandler doing a stand up comedy show 🤣

@notsure1969 2 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@KingFunkin 2 жыл бұрын

Make it 40 for me!

@aramisy.cajigas744 2 жыл бұрын

You are old

@Josh01815 2 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@Josh01815 2 жыл бұрын

@@aramisy.cajigas744 You will be someday, too! 🤣🤣

@aydanbot6051 5 жыл бұрын

“I’ve been seen less of her now” *kawhi laughs*

@theawardgoesto1 4 жыл бұрын

FatalAydan hey i can’t stand the guy but that was actually funny

@rickmeza1346 4 жыл бұрын

@@theawardgoesto1 not trynna start nun but why?

@stopmotionproductions4329 4 жыл бұрын

Good one😂😂💀

@alanshearer4974 4 жыл бұрын

Marco Thomas how come?

@cooloh2low 4 жыл бұрын

What it do BABYYYY

@poshko41 5 жыл бұрын

Only he could successfully deliver so many dumb jokes lol.

@herbgee7931 5 жыл бұрын

@Adolfo Markossy" nO cAp" gtf foreigner

@Aaron-zs5on 5 жыл бұрын

Adolfo Markossy could you smash his bid no cap?

@avataraang6363 4 жыл бұрын

David Dobrik

@spookyboi317 4 жыл бұрын

@Adolfo Markossy if she wants to no cap?

@user-nk8hi1tz3n 4 жыл бұрын

Heard of norm macdonald

@deussalt4479 2 жыл бұрын

It's actually pretty awesome to see the how far he's come since this. You can hear the nervousness in his voice but now he's got the same humor but 150% times more confident in his delivery.

@smrand2 2 жыл бұрын

He made it big but always stayed true to himself and we love him for that

@shthwk7351 4 жыл бұрын

He’s Really funny he gives me actor vibes.

@gamingslapper9546 4 жыл бұрын

Shthwk 😂😂 gringy but funny

@kowalski2041 4 жыл бұрын

Bruu your profile picture 💀 it's so gay

@gamingslapper9546 4 жыл бұрын

Who’s?

@RIPToot 4 жыл бұрын

@@kowalski2041 Ur gay

@kowalski2041 4 жыл бұрын

@@RIPToot that's cool but I don't remember asking.

@alexandernichols4153 7 жыл бұрын

"Just go ask her out the worst she can say is "No"... I asked her out she said "get away from me, you loser". He's actually hilarious.

@jjkirnag 6 жыл бұрын

Alexander Nichols uh you broke the rules

@jonathanbriseno3159 6 жыл бұрын

Alexander Nichols was*

@ICraneI 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks we didn’t all just watch it

@4sky 5 жыл бұрын

True, but we can laugh about it again in the comments!

@joshwettlin6670 5 жыл бұрын

Alexander Nichols it was funnier when he said it

@joshinmenow6247 2 жыл бұрын

Meeting him in the middle of the night at the airport about 7 years ago was just awesome!!

@Dee-nonamnamrson8718 2 жыл бұрын

What was he like?

@kirbstomber2520 3 жыл бұрын

Dude this was awesome. Young Sandler was actually a killer comic. This was one of the tightest sets I’ve seen in awhile

@jasonwall7751 2 жыл бұрын

Go watch Josh Sneed on Dry Bar Comedy.

@AylaMarianna 2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonwall7751 oh no don't send me back down there to get stuck again D: seriously, Dry Bar Comedy is like the TV Tropes of KZfaq for me. Completely addicting.

@anehall01 Жыл бұрын

Young Sandler?? I laughed my lungs out with his Netflix special. He's still got it!!

@damaster3210 5 жыл бұрын

Why is this in my feed in 2019?

@cyriztz 5 жыл бұрын

Likewise, but im glad it was

@damaster3210 5 жыл бұрын

Cyriztz exactly, this video made me “lol”

@CeroSantos 5 жыл бұрын

Its Feb 5 2019 oof

@alexub94 5 жыл бұрын

It was in my feed too... im glad it was

@GSXR_1K_FTW 5 жыл бұрын

@@alexub94 same lol

@sadtoast6122 5 жыл бұрын

He sounds so young and squeeky and Jewish lol

@TheMisterD00D 5 жыл бұрын

The premise of excited southerner routine aka the waterboy character

@donmarco4502 5 жыл бұрын

And a murderer 😂😂😂😂

@sadyoshhours2769 5 жыл бұрын

Fuck you.

@sadtoast6122 5 жыл бұрын

@@STE-EFC thanks man like with me you can tell I'm making a joke

@STE-EFC 5 жыл бұрын

@@sadtoast6122 yeah everyone who liked your comment can. Most people just ignore people like Bad Goy these days but I like to really rub it in their face that their opinions are worthless :D

@michaelyoung3054 3 жыл бұрын

It's funny how thick his "New Yorker" accent was back then.

@nunyabizness9400 2 жыл бұрын

Its NY-Jewish combined

@genebigs1749 2 жыл бұрын

I noticed the same thing. Weird, since he grew up in New Hampshire, moving there when he was 6. I was born and raised in New York, still live here, and my accent isn't as thick as his was. Come to think of it though, it probably was back in the 80s when this was filmed.

@Mr.Death101 Жыл бұрын

That's an actual Master class of early '90s stand up that's why he's as good as he is he's amazing. I'm so glad I got to see this thank you for posting that.

@Natanquel 4 жыл бұрын

“ so this video was made 11 years ago” Me: well yes but actually no

@lastlaughzer0580 4 жыл бұрын

VEN Plux haha so funny 🤦‍♂️

@Natanquel 4 жыл бұрын

LastLaughZer0 _ ikr

@RantePlayz 4 жыл бұрын

@@Natanquel yee bro

@yurpeh3636 4 жыл бұрын

I’m stupid I don’t get it 😅😅

@brandonn_oh 4 жыл бұрын

YURP EH well KZfaq was not here for us non boomers back in the day so they post it as soon as they could

@BathingGorillas 5 жыл бұрын

I like Adam Sandler no matter what the critics say, it’s nostalgia every time I watch his films. Happy Gilmore is one of my all time fav comedy flicks.

@Adam-bz2of 5 жыл бұрын

Yes sir, and i can not get enough of waterboy, i have seen that movie dozens of times

@JamesWitTheCutty 5 жыл бұрын

TooSick2Di3 this been our for years and we are just now seeing it

@motivationalpizzaman9718 5 жыл бұрын

They hate the new movies not the classics

@PVoScourge 5 жыл бұрын

His movie "going overboard" was horrendous

@john_spicer_399 5 жыл бұрын

Happy Gilmore,Billy Madison,and Big Daddy

@cdeezy2718 3 жыл бұрын

"They threw pennies at me and i saved those pennies"

@lakadmatatag6857 3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was panties.

@fabrizi7362 2 жыл бұрын

He meant Shekels.

@puppicorn9640 2 жыл бұрын

@@fabrizi7362 EXCATLY! LMFAO

@leno5682 3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't say he predicted he success. Its more like he was optimistic, small guy trying to making it in a big world.

@sasrunner6812 2 жыл бұрын

If somebody says they're going to die one day . Once they're dead and gone I guess people will claim they predicted the future

@wakenow7612 2 жыл бұрын

Except he came from a very well off Jewish family so the bit is obviously a joke. Adam Sandler always had quite a bit of money.

@Doctor_Straing_Strange 5 жыл бұрын

Hey, guys. I found the first comment of this 10-year-old video. It was a lot of scrolling down, it says: ''Adam Sandler is a legend''

@mazenmady1136 5 жыл бұрын

Doctor straing Strange you went through 6k comment?

@Doctor_Straing_Strange 5 жыл бұрын

@@mazenmady1136 INDEED

@mazenmady1136 5 жыл бұрын

Doctor straing Strange wow

@Doctor_Straing_Strange 5 жыл бұрын

@@mazenmady1136 10 long minutes

@C1nShe 5 жыл бұрын

@@Doctor_Straing_Strange congrats

@GOKU-wk1yf 5 жыл бұрын

that new york accent

@billburrbites5210 5 жыл бұрын

Jerry Seinfeld

@hisroyalhighness8566 5 жыл бұрын

This douchebag is from Nowhere New Hampshire, he's a Phony

@Gwosts 5 жыл бұрын

Thought I spilled water on my phone

@3cheese711 5 жыл бұрын

@Bishop Dong Magic Shlong hes a big fat phony. Lol from family guy

@brandonmiller5394 5 жыл бұрын

Bishop Dong Magic Shlong yeah he’s salty. Fact of the matter is Adam Sandler will sell out any show no matter where it is. Because he’s hilarious and brings comedy like no other stand up.

@fitpresenter2030 2 жыл бұрын

This is a perfect example of what to do when you're nervous on stage. If your voice is quivering, give a routine where your character is nervous and unsure.

@maxinedavieds6104 Жыл бұрын

One of Adam’s most endearing qualities is the way he laughs during his act. Still to this day. ❤️

@LLVstacks 5 жыл бұрын

he aint predict it... he manifested it

@DavidBrown-wm1xz 5 жыл бұрын

P R E M O fousey?

@muthanuka 5 жыл бұрын

Truth

@hundur3970 5 жыл бұрын

@Young God Your thoughts become reality.Everything in this life started in the mind.The first automobile was only a thought,until that thought was acted upon and manifested into reality."Whether you think you can or you cant,you are right" Read The "Kybalion",search "Kybalion pdf" on google and download it."As a man thinketh" by James Allen. Both free online through a pdf.These books will help assist you to grasp the concept of Thought Manifestation

@IIIUTUBEIII 5 жыл бұрын

what if prediction and manifestation are two sides of the same coin? what if those who are fated are those who predict and manifest it?

@janasali821 5 жыл бұрын

Whichever! He’s laughing all the way to the bank and you’re all sitting on KZfaq arguing and not getting paid

@Franzibald_ 7 жыл бұрын

Incredible, he said he would have more money someday, wooooooooooooooooooowsigh

@230mps 7 жыл бұрын

this is why I hate some people on the internet. lol well....one of the reasons. lol

@BoopBoop508 7 жыл бұрын

don't know why people are surprised he's a jew

@damian10255 7 жыл бұрын

Cancer Memes For Your Dreams he's a Jew!!! (Sarcasm btw)

@banklikefrankwhite1 7 жыл бұрын

SgtTeeh It got you to watch though, didn't it? What did you expect?

@charlesbracewell8728 7 жыл бұрын

SgtTeeh I know, right ?

@Junior-fd8ux 3 жыл бұрын

What a uncut gem right here!

@the_wolf_of_willingboro 3 жыл бұрын

😎nice

@NEUTRALDROP 3 жыл бұрын

He'll never make it

@ColdSprite 2 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoooo this had me laughing for way too long

@manuelibarra7667 2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao this was gold

@notsure1969 2 жыл бұрын

Hi Mr. Sandler.

@boxinnigga 2 жыл бұрын

Yea this guy sucks. Only thing he got going for him is that he looks like Adam Sandler

@air_kene3419 2 жыл бұрын

@@heyitsronan7396 r/woooosh

@nate2648 8 жыл бұрын

Thousands of people have "predicted" their success.... It's called believing in yourself.

@trevor852 8 жыл бұрын

Right? For every millionaire that "predicted" their success, hundreds fail. 99% of people that say "I'm going to be rich or famous one day" never make it to that point.

@jcgonzalez6493 8 жыл бұрын

+Lysergic Acid that one percent stuck through it. While the other 99% quit.

@sampson9115 8 жыл бұрын

it's just a title so people will watch the video. its called clickbaiting

@lancegoins 7 жыл бұрын

+Jack Gates well we know you won't be in the top 1% with that attitude

@V3X21 7 жыл бұрын

No, they didn't make it because they quit.

@BillBurrAnimations 8 жыл бұрын

I had no idea he used to be so funny back then.

@drewgormley6933 6 жыл бұрын

I still remember a tv show they filmed at Comic Strip Live, and my brother and I would sneak it by turning on the TV in our bunk beds, and I heard young chapelle, margaret cho, and young sandler, who did a bit about elvis living in his fridge and being a mooch. It was hilarious.

@Kylepeterson_ 6 жыл бұрын

Drew Gormley haha

@zackmiramontez8772 6 жыл бұрын

TheWishmaster this joke is funnier than any that he said

@Paul-hu1ln 6 жыл бұрын

Well yeah lol, He got where he is for a reason.

@Bob-ys3hs 6 жыл бұрын

TheWishmaster still is

@ozzy8290 3 жыл бұрын

You can tell he don’t act he’s just himself😂

@johngaynor7819 2 жыл бұрын

Actually he has an acting voice and a regular voice you can tell the difference

@chrismoseley349 2 жыл бұрын

That was an amazing set. He could have relied solely on doing standup during his career and done alright.

@NomadAngie 2 жыл бұрын

I think he did well by branching out.

@vulfpack7296 6 жыл бұрын

Wow he predicted that someday he would have 30 cents. Amazing!!

@RealLilVodka 5 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@brendangaming2486 5 жыл бұрын

I know there is no way that this guy meant he predicted his success by him saying I’m gonna get 30 cents I think we missed something

@treehuggerdavid1444 7 жыл бұрын

"I finished a big book 420 pages ,thats alot of coloring you know "

@ebutzek1 5 жыл бұрын

Davids Kicks 421

@firuBR 5 жыл бұрын

Best line

@PaintballerHaven 5 жыл бұрын

It’s 2018 and you’re still a dumb ass

@yngj0e958 3 жыл бұрын

Must’ve been easy for him to make the water boy roll 😭😂😭

@MikeLhawdsYouTubeAccountHandle 2 жыл бұрын

After this show, he left to play golf and save his Grandma's house from Shooter.

@LandoLeavesLand 2 жыл бұрын

Actually he had to pass grades 1-12 right before that.

@treybird1076 5 жыл бұрын

“A cantaloupe is bigger than a lampshade, but you can’t use a doorknob as a toaster,”

@Thucydites 5 жыл бұрын

“I live by that”

@Farmboy1544 5 жыл бұрын

Non sequitur.

@sainters7 5 жыл бұрын

Was scrolling through this while listening, got to this comment exactly as I heard that line lol

@treybird1076 5 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooooo

@jernankam 5 жыл бұрын

PinkYahga isn’t that what he said though

@dashmatt7445 4 жыл бұрын

“Foul” “I didn’t do anything.” “You killed Jesus” Best line

@mdah7090 4 жыл бұрын

Odis111 why so pressed

@JoshSmith-um6ik 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@thebigfellah5084 3 жыл бұрын

Had me dying

@anime8425 3 жыл бұрын

I dont get it

@dlspartan2014 3 жыл бұрын

@@anime8425For the joke, Sandler (a jew) is saying that his Christian classmates blame him for Jesus' Crucifiction

@dariotitus5853 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you KZfaq for tossing this in my feed almost 14 years later. A legitimate treat

@exzisd 3 жыл бұрын

At the time his original comedy tapes came out and his earlier films like Billy Madison are truly funny. I think his massive rise to fame got the best of him and his persona was worn out in a formulaic way that had massively diminishing returns but continues to fill his pockets and studios. I’ll always remember the classic Sandler stuff. Although I don’t care for his new material and movies I don’t think he deserves the hate he gets. Yea he’s not funny but he “made it” which some would call selling out logically so. Most who can make it in Comedy have done some work to get there and I think Adam Sandler will be always remembered as a comedy legend despite what people think of him now. It would be cool if he had another smash hit comedy film or two in him.

@chronicler2313 2 жыл бұрын

His comedy tapes and cd’s were basically Adam Sandler being himself. It works well though it was genius to me as a kid. His dramatic roles are the best material he’s given

@GloomyTX 5 жыл бұрын

lmao he sounds exactly how family Guy makes fun of jews..

@Schyler__Parker 5 жыл бұрын

Bro I literally thought the same thing 😂😂😂

@johncrary4518 5 жыл бұрын

He’s also Jewish

@sharanpujar6268 5 жыл бұрын

Mort.

@jacobsgotjuice7358 5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this comment

@arielw9467 5 жыл бұрын

NY accent

@DavidDiMuzio 5 жыл бұрын

Jerry Seinfeld and Rocky Balboa had a baby??

@mikekillagreen9432 5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@mikekillagreen9432 5 жыл бұрын

@@clayw1941 Shut up. No sense of humor idiot.

@VirandoGringa 5 жыл бұрын

lol

@f.f5771 5 жыл бұрын

Mike Killagreen shut up no sense of humour idiot

@mikekillagreen9432 5 жыл бұрын

@@f.f5771 Shut the fuck up you idiot. That makes no sense, learn how to spell bitch

@Nodnarb69 3 жыл бұрын

An example that everyone gets nervous. He just pushes through it and kills the show.

@miadeblay 3 жыл бұрын

"i was drinking a steak the other nigh and i found it to be very uncomfortable" love it

@gpepeitan3373 5 жыл бұрын

This guy deserves more attention and he should be in movies he would be great

@FIGNAS83 5 жыл бұрын

😂

@henrydouberly3950 5 жыл бұрын

Excuse me. That's Robert Downey Jr. Aka IRON MAN!!! YOU moron I'm in 6th grade and I'm smarter than you!!!

@henrydouberly3950 5 жыл бұрын

@@lucialaski6982 r/whoosh yes I was kidding

@lucaso6896 5 жыл бұрын

gpep popping balloon sure

@Morenolandscaping 5 жыл бұрын

This guy is Adam Sandler Aka Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore. I am in 8th grade so that makes me older and more intelligent then all of you ;)

@ChopGod23 8 жыл бұрын

"Foul!" "I didn't do anything?" "You killed Jesus" Hardest laugh I've had in awhile

@deerlord2363 8 жыл бұрын

That was pretty funny, lmao!

@MrAwesome1325 8 жыл бұрын

the best part lmao

@terminal_wayward5755 8 жыл бұрын

+MrAwesome lmao

@commentsunblocked62 6 жыл бұрын

bjorn

@richarddawkinscoinedthewor2318 6 жыл бұрын

I was gonna like your comment but it's at 666 likes

@joshcollins3135 2 жыл бұрын

Wow his stand up was surprisingly good!! Who knew he was destined to make uncut gems lol

@somerandofromoregon 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is one my favorite actors of all time. Despite how hated some of his movies are I still love him.

@ok-ib2gw 4 жыл бұрын

back when you could say jokes about a women's body without everyone getting offended

@globoyusa 4 жыл бұрын

yo i fw your pfp

@gibslife 4 жыл бұрын

skin it’s a guy spreading his legs

@globoyusa 4 жыл бұрын

@@gibslife naw that's tay k

@theanimeboi9150 4 жыл бұрын

It’s a pretty fucked up joke though...

@imnotfeelingit207 4 жыл бұрын

@@theanimeboi9150 and?

@amnestyhophop1535 4 жыл бұрын

“I have an anorexic girlfriend I’m seeing her less and less”

@slab3568 4 жыл бұрын

I NEVER GOT THAT AT FIRST LMAO

@FishCantRoll 4 жыл бұрын

nice you watched the video

@griffincoyne5051 4 жыл бұрын

Julian stfu

@griffincoyne5051 4 жыл бұрын

Julian jew

@griffincoyne5051 4 жыл бұрын

Julian jew

@miamivlad 2 жыл бұрын

Wow, what a gem, never seen it. Thank you.

@alondralima9442 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@emeri.2760 3 жыл бұрын

That penny joke is probably the best thing I've ever heard from Sandler. That shit was surprisingly funny.

@The.AImighty 5 жыл бұрын

It’s funny because back 10 years ago you could laugh and enjoy these jokes but now if he’d make an anorexia joke he’d be getting thrashed by everyone because people are soft af now a days

@leaddontconquer3843 5 жыл бұрын

Shuttttttt up

@nickgt1880 5 жыл бұрын

@@leaddontconquer3843 it's the truth

@hazyglazed8677 5 жыл бұрын

Maybe by the pussies you live around but over here we know how to enjoy a joke. Anyone that gets offended by what a comic says can go fuck themselves. Nothing more annoying than a dick in the crowed ruining it for everyone else because they don’t understand comedy or the fact no one gives to shits about your feelings. There aren’t any restrictions when it comes to comedy. Or speech in general.

@BigstickNick 5 жыл бұрын

We were able to stomach it....

@Gyork_ 5 жыл бұрын

@@BigstickNick The bulimics weren't...

@Confield 5 жыл бұрын

he used to sound like dunkey

@default5hadowz776 5 жыл бұрын

vertti 〔ヴェルッティ〕 Especially when he said Mr. Boss Man

@ashurakomotos8477 5 жыл бұрын

Don't lauff

@lucasbozeman8822 5 жыл бұрын

Super mario brothers 2 baby

@robin3827 5 жыл бұрын

Spaghetti and meatballs

@brokehomiejoe1718 5 жыл бұрын

No dunkey is black not a jew!!!

@blakestevenson5351 2 жыл бұрын

this guys going to be something special. i have a feeling

@timhickman638 3 жыл бұрын

I started crying when he said the 40 pairs of glasses start a fire on his grandma’s head when it’s hot 😂

@darksideofthemoon488 4 жыл бұрын

"Marry a girl with the same belief as the family." "Dad, why should I marry a girl who thinks I'm a schmuck?"

@coltonsgamingindustry8378 3 жыл бұрын

Yup Adam sandler just said that in the video, why repeat it to us? Is it Cause you're unfunny?

@darksideofthemoon488 3 жыл бұрын

@@coltonsgamingindustry8378 you know what's unfunny? A troll like yourself.

@hobbitjaffa 3 жыл бұрын

@@darksideofthemoon488 They’re not a troll, they’re right. Your comment is the exact same as hundreds of other comments and follows the same formula. It’s not creative, it’s just annoying filler

@darksideofthemoon488 3 жыл бұрын

@@hobbitjaffa well then why do you have to point it out? Are you some insecure little boy who needs to point out other people's faults? Why not try to keep to yourself? Is that hard for you?

@ronen6283 3 жыл бұрын

@@coltonsgamingindustry8378 he’s quoting one of the good jokes y

@MetrOali113 8 жыл бұрын

"I've been seein less and less of herrroOaHAAHAHAA"

@Jizzle37 6 жыл бұрын

A.K. Madden 666th like

@justinbo1712 6 жыл бұрын

had me dead

@reaganwiles_art 2 жыл бұрын

That's a great set!

@ChrisM-bn5vr 8 жыл бұрын

He didn't predict his success, he created it. These two words clearly separate the difference between people who understand that you create your success, it's not some fluke of luck.

@nimbatoad 7 жыл бұрын

And only a few people in this comment section will get what you said.

@adamonishi1457 7 жыл бұрын

Well Said dude

@kylelussier7323 7 жыл бұрын

Created it and then threw it down the drain with b movie blunders.

@iMysteriousRain 7 жыл бұрын

Success can be pure luck aswell.

@brainz7980 5 жыл бұрын

Wow this guy is really funny. I hope he becomes famous.

@darraghrohan 5 жыл бұрын

Big Dawg 0326 He AlReAdY iS sTuPiD

@sleepingonyaboy4267 5 жыл бұрын

darragh rohan r/whoosh

@MrHilliard 5 жыл бұрын

@@darraghrohan Lol

@darraghrohan 5 жыл бұрын

Jesse Decker Mate, you’re not serious?

@joebrown2275 5 жыл бұрын

darragh rohan r/whoosh

@Asis-MorningSun 3 жыл бұрын

Never knew Adam was this funny 😅

@jayy9869 3 жыл бұрын

Frreerr

@jayy9869 3 жыл бұрын

Frrrrrrr*

@vampanthem._ 3 жыл бұрын

His really funny

@lukecarlson221 2 жыл бұрын

What a legend of a comedian. Love to have a beer with this bloke.

@chickenlegsTV 4 жыл бұрын

He's right he does have more than 30 cents now.

@slab3568 4 жыл бұрын

31 cents

@clearlyethan978 4 жыл бұрын

@Lord Waluigi ill do you better!, 33 cents!!!!

@simplyz3964 4 жыл бұрын

@@clearlyethan978 It might be a bit far fetched, but... *34 cents!*

@jovannpena3161 3 жыл бұрын

Simply Z I’ll do you one better *35* cents

@henri__986 3 жыл бұрын

@@jovannpena3161 36 cents!

@Jtough278 4 жыл бұрын

I have a good feeling about this guy, he’s gunna go places I can feel it

@bigwalrus3901 4 жыл бұрын

Very original

@CDCgamingHD 4 жыл бұрын

JonJon Tough this video is from 10 years ago idiot he has been in many movies such as happy Gilmore and one of the most popular actors Lmao just kidding

@Dish.Washer 4 жыл бұрын

@@CDCgamingHD yeah he said "kidding" for a reason

@MrBubz-pq3ck 4 жыл бұрын

Compass He said just kidding lol easy

@jamesdoakes4956 4 жыл бұрын

Dude he became one of the most prolific cereal killers ever

@0thers1d3 Жыл бұрын

I had no idea his stand upbwas this good. Man...

@tylorwright5837 3 жыл бұрын

A cantaloupe is bigger than a lampshade but you can’t use a doorknob as a toaster... I live by that 😂😂😂😂

@themetalbutt2598 7 жыл бұрын

Pretty much everyone predicts that they're gonna be famous. Even the ones that are wrong

@themetalbutt2598 7 жыл бұрын

All time worst thats my point isnt it pal?

@deanwalsh1426 7 жыл бұрын

TheMetalButt

@themetalbutt2598 7 жыл бұрын

Dean Walsh what

@twistaj32 7 жыл бұрын

theres been this really strange fad of just tagging ppl for no reason. if they dont say anything, just dont respond.

@themetalbutt2598 7 жыл бұрын

josh mcferran lol weird

@CUM2america 5 жыл бұрын

He was better when he was younger. Now he's just a parody of himself

@iceintheair 5 жыл бұрын

CUM2america it’s he’s repention

@youngstarlet1 5 жыл бұрын

Thats the joke lol

@keiharris332 5 жыл бұрын

In this clip... He is.... A parody of himself. ;)

@thomasloks6364 5 жыл бұрын

He dead.

@luigiplushboy 5 жыл бұрын

Gesu locs what are you doing here

@cosmicchaos3013 3 жыл бұрын

I think this kid should make some movies. He has a lot of potential

@lucaromano9653 3 жыл бұрын

Watching it in 2020... that's crazy man...what a man

@jacobdantonio1395 7 жыл бұрын

he's so quiet and shy its so weird to see this side of him

@ulavaris 7 жыл бұрын

it's the part of the act lul

@monemome3941 7 жыл бұрын

Jacob Dantonio I don't think it's part of the art I think it's him being himself

@spyraltankd3892 5 жыл бұрын

OOGS FYC141 damn

@spyraltankd3892 5 жыл бұрын

Omar Rodriguez LMFAO

@adamperry6133 5 жыл бұрын

Omar Rodriguez just let him live in his moms basement trying to boost his ego by calling people names.

@barboza8481 8 жыл бұрын

I actually praise sandler because he just trolled the shit out of the entire world

@derp3929 2 жыл бұрын

He’s got potential, he should try acting some day.

@petepyeatt6909 2 жыл бұрын

“He’s good, but he’s not going to have the success Bobby Slayton has,” is what I said in 1990.

@mirza6399 2 жыл бұрын

And how do you feel now ?

@petepyeatt6909 2 жыл бұрын

@@mirza6399 30 years older.

@maximilliansmith4922 4 жыл бұрын

This was hilarious but saying he’s going to be successful was only one minuscule part of the video lol

@SlickTemerity 4 жыл бұрын

This video was ahead of it's time in clickbait.

@maximilliansmith4922 4 жыл бұрын

GamingFreak007 facts

@drmg735 3 жыл бұрын

@@SlickTemerity obviously changed the title

@BIG3rn91 8 жыл бұрын

Sayin "hopefully ill have enough money someday" is not predicting the future. Just sayin.

@blackoperation14 8 жыл бұрын

+Mr T that's still a pretty all-encompassing prediction.

@BIG3rn91 8 жыл бұрын

+Mr T why do you care so much? The real Mr. T wouldn't give a shit and would pity this convo.

@BIG3rn91 8 жыл бұрын

PMurray2694 And you're a little youtube bitch that would never have the balls to call anybody that in real life. Go fuck yourself

@StokedAlmond 8 жыл бұрын

yeah i agree man. that was pretty dumb and miss leading video.

@2_smokehhh804 8 жыл бұрын

+PMurray2694 lol

@subway9761 3 жыл бұрын

This is gold

@mikeylikey6176 3 жыл бұрын

Must be nice to be able to watch yourself performing in a club at the start of your comedic career, knowing that you can afford to buy that club now..one of my favorite actor/comedian.

@maxpolentz4569 5 жыл бұрын

It took me 10 years to find this video

@felixjung4688 5 жыл бұрын

No, it took KZfaq 10 years to finally recommend this to everyone here.

@djtokyo2123 5 жыл бұрын

Maybe He Didnt Predict It. Maybe He Just Made It Happen

@judescioli7860 5 жыл бұрын

Hadden 313 stfu xxxtentacion sucks

@szil4209 5 жыл бұрын

Jude Scioli you have to be the biggest loser to find xxxtentacion profile pics and hate on them. Imagine spending free time hating on others 😂 fucking loser

@photogenichunt4254 5 жыл бұрын

@@szil4209 Well, he's not wrong

@ruptur3459 5 жыл бұрын

skank hunt42 but he wasn’t saying anything about X which made his comment dumb af. U defending him makes u even more of an idiot

@psykoweaz 5 жыл бұрын

SziLaRD yeah I dont listen to X but thats pathetic

@joecheckacoustic6582 2 жыл бұрын

Never saw his early standup before. SOLID!!

@MarkToast99 2 жыл бұрын

He was the KING of subverting people's expectations of where a joke is going to go

@jimmydean5182 9 жыл бұрын

0:36 -- Lotta good lookin girls here tonight huh.. alright easy..lol

@mrjimothyscott7411 6 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Dean thought I was the only one 😂

@bbob7845 6 жыл бұрын

Damn you’re right

@Resanctify 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah guys, this fucking idiot didn't know it's illegal to compliment women in the future. Gosh.

@Yizee 5 жыл бұрын

I feel like these rich celebrities sold their soul to the devil for a life of enjoyment instead of an eternity in Heaven. They are all Democrats too the party of the demon worshippers.

@Yizee 5 жыл бұрын

Well the Bible explains everything you want to know about how we were created that's the proof you need. Also, the right are not the racist people it's the Democrats. They continue to keep black people enslaved in poor ghetto areas just to use them as votes. They constantly use victimization stories non stop everyday in the media to make them feel they can never get anywhere. They flood hip hop and drugs down their throats and make the N word mainstream. Most of the good people that care about others are on the Right side of the politics and that's why I see Democrats as Demonic people.

@ashfire1744 4 жыл бұрын

He was nervous at first but really got comfortable towards the end

@genjient3865 3 жыл бұрын

Love this guy

@ethos3131 2 жыл бұрын

Crazy how some people have never been funny but still make it so far. Should go e us all hope.

@hilaskiii9213 5 жыл бұрын

Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore will always be my favorites

@jkderick753 5 жыл бұрын

jerry hilaski waterboy?

@saltidoes5099 5 жыл бұрын

Click?

@filippians413 5 жыл бұрын

And Mr. Deeds. That one always makes me laugh.

@baileygribbin1056 5 жыл бұрын

Big daddy

@hilaskiii9213 5 жыл бұрын

DOIHAVETHESAUSSEEE billy Madison oh how did I forget that?

@rylgilbarg1058 4 жыл бұрын

This was great bro, jokes like these nowadays would get hate it’s crazy

@TheRazvy1990 4 жыл бұрын

Nowadays .....what a joke.....😅😅😅 we must learn to live again.....

@TheRazvy1990 4 жыл бұрын

yes yes.....maybe....

@jeranriveraoof5873 4 жыл бұрын

Dave Chappell is a billion times better

@rylgilbarg1058 4 жыл бұрын

Jeran Rivera Oof alright buddy chill

@johnortiz6129 4 жыл бұрын

@@jeranriveraoof5873 do you like louis ck too?

@rockydee7499 3 жыл бұрын

adam already did "Going Overboard" when they filmed this so he was already big this time

@j.c1574 Жыл бұрын

I love adam sandler so much

@DANZlIG 7 жыл бұрын

don't know if the "I'll have money some day" was the prediction. But still glad I stumbled upon this

@triplehaudah 6 жыл бұрын

Red Koosh it is, check the description

@xacerylo3 8 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure this is a prediction. that's like me saying, "I'm not eating now but I'm probably gonna eat later."

@cesclips7650 8 жыл бұрын

No it's not

@xacerylo3 8 жыл бұрын

+Aim CEM good argument

@adaml1521 7 жыл бұрын

Not at all, you might be on a fast. Terrible prediction.

@sylvilaguscunicularius3155 6 жыл бұрын

... because all comedians become famous, like all humans need to eat.

@mojots8935 6 жыл бұрын

zaclo3 Grammatically speaking he was agreeing with you.

@saipelet11 8 ай бұрын

this guys gonna be a star someday..

@isakberg3490 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!

@KILOVICTOR4525 9 жыл бұрын

Predicting success? Are you people high? Its called confidence, if you want to be successful then you will be, it doesnt just happen out of nowhere

@izybit 9 жыл бұрын

If you want to be successful you will probably be. If you don't want to be successful you probably won't. You are right about confidence though. Although I would say that almost everyone believes better days will come but we almost never hear about the vast majority of people that were wrong.

@JokkeHimSelf 9 жыл бұрын

***** you know he was depressed right ... he did not predict his death .. he was planning it :( R.I.P Robin Williams

@grasshopper2462 9 жыл бұрын

Yea he had depression but he also was taking anti depression pills that have side affects of suicidle thoughts or actions

@mikey41rules 9 жыл бұрын

grass hopper Lol that's the most retarded thing I've heard. There's a reason why you take those kinds of pills, that's what leads to the suicidal thoughts. It's like if someone started taking a drug because they were at risk of heart attack, if they have a heart attack it's not because of the drugs it's the fact that they already had a risk of it.

@KILOVICTOR4525 9 жыл бұрын

mikey41rules Actually you're wrong, suicidal thoughts are a common side effect of some anti depressants. They effect people in different ways. I know because I was on many different ones for my PTSD and that's always the first thing they warned me about, and asked that I notify them immediately if I noticed those side effects so I could be taken off them.