Girls, if your "Man": - Has long hair - takes frequent baths like a princess - likes jewelry - Spends a lot of time on art and creative activities That's not a guy, that- Oh wait, that's actually a norse viking. my bad.

As a sort of the reverse of the 'OR SHE' manager comic: I'm a primary school teacher, which is a VERY female dominated profession. A few years ago, we only had one male on staff. The principal would open every meeting, professional development session, or general announcement with, "Ladies--and Mark--".

Fun fact: blue used to be a gentle and calm color used to represent females, and pink used to be a jarring and strong color used to represent men.

3:10 "what's your gender?" "w a f f l e ."

to quote an eraser - "I think that pink is quite MANLY!" which goes to show that WHO CARES if something is blue or pink.

As a woman. I validate the "guys" and "dude" being gender neutral.

-"I want a boy toy please" -"Haha don't we all" That was TOO good

Fun fact: Pink used to be boys, and blue used to be girls

My dad told me not to let my boyfriend wear nail polish- at least around him. I’m just like I don’t control my boyfriend, he’ll do whatever the fuck he wants

"no air bags" "we die like real men" i see natural selection is at its work again

Fun fact: British tanks in WW1 was gendered. The male tanks had the cannons, and were mainly used as anti fortifications, and the female tanks had machine guns instead, and were mainly used to charge with and cover infantry. As tanks began to have both machine guns and cannons, these terms eventually died out.

14:04 just going to point out that this golf ball comes in blue as well and is not called lady because it's for girls, what is instead called lady because that is the brand it's from. It comes in literally every color including yellow blue green orange and even a sort of reddish pink color.

“Alex is a boy’s name” Steve: “guess I’m *gAy* ”

4:33 THEY CHANGED THEIR USER TO NON BINARY LEMONADE LOVER 😭😭😭WELCOME TO THE NON BINARY CLUB BRO!

14:20 Golfball: You don’t have a big enough brain to knock me off this cliff! Snowball: GRRR

4:39 i love how he changed his display name to "Non-Binary Lemonade Lover"

to quote a shirt i owned as a boy "PINK IS FOR MEN!" i used to hate that shirt since..i had it in pre-k, but now i know that the shirt was pretty based ngl

24:50 Historically, women's bicycles have no bar so they could ride with a dress and still be modest. So it's mostly useless not to have one now, since basically nobody is gonna ride a bicycle with a dress.

I remember recently joining my mom to go for a market being held inside a school. Now know that this is a decently small town with a decent population. The bathrooms in that school are beyond stunning! I’m talking completely private, genderless, and anyone can use any of them! My old school was pale in comparison with the typical way too spacious stalls where you can smell vape smoke no matter where you’re making your deposit. I wish I went to that school when I was younger…

14:10 "ITS A BIRD!" "ITS A PLANE!" "No.. ITS A GOLFBALL THAT HAS A NICKNAME WHICH IS 'BOZO BRAIN BOSSY BOT-"

I worked at a hospital cafe. One time a nurse called in an order for a patient and he had requested a dessert but didn't know what he wanted. I listed off some, including cherry pie, and she stopped me and said "he's a 36 year old man, I don't think he wants cherry pie!" and was kind of huffing a laugh like she couldn't believe I suggested it. To this day I still wonder what she meant by that.

ah yes, lets feminize makeup, wigs, pink colour, tight leggings and high heels even thought all of that was originaly worn by men, especilly nobles. Centuries ago, a man in pink brocade clothes, tight leggings with buckled shoes on heels wearing a wig and makeup was the peak masculinity. Another thing this video reminded me is one of my fav memories. When i was a little girl, maybe 6 tops, i went to McDonalds with my grandparents. There were either Hello Kitty or Spider-Man toys in happy meal. I was so sad to get Hello Kitty, yeah i cried so that might have been the main reason, but my grandpa went to the cashiers and asked them to change the toy. I was so happy that he got me Spider-Man one! My grandpa was always the sweetest, and i miss him so much.

4:30 I remember I wanted a lemonade from the corner store, and I was with a female friend. There was only the pink lemonade of my favorite brand, so I got that. At the counter she saw my drink, and said "eww...pink! That's so girly!" So I said, "They were all out of the Manly Yellow!" (she was trying to tease me, because she think being annoying is funny or something, and she thought it was a way to flirt I guess. Don't talk to her anymore, thank God.)

One time my dad and I were at a store looking for the deodorant I used. We got to the aisle and I found it and said “I use this.” He looked at me and shook his head before saying “That’s men’s deodorant.” I then responded “well what the hell is the difference? I use this.” And he said nothing and we got it.

I want to clarify the scrub mommy vs. daddy. The scrub mommy doesn't become firmer/softer depending on the temperature and has a soft sponge side as well as a scrubber side. Sponge daddy was the original and becomes firm when cold. There is also scrub children that are similar to "mommy" and "daddy" but are smaller instead aimed towards the smaller hands of children.

I think most of us do agree that 'Guys' and 'Dude' are non-gendered, but I would like to offer for gender-neutral consideration: 'girlypop'. My partner will call anyone and everyone girlypop and honestly? They may just be onto something.

11:27 JUST. CHANGE. THE. PELVIS!

An old couple comes up to my register. It’s raining outside. There’s a basket of umbrellas on the counter and each one has a pattern on it. Woman: do you have any umbrellas for men? Me: we have a bunch of umbrellas right here. And they’re on sale! W:…but these all have flowers and stuff on them. He won’t use them if you don’t have any for men M: well, I’m sorry, but this is all I have. It’s…just an umbrella W: but they’re girly!!! M: ma’am, I’m sorry but if your husband (who is standing right there) refuses to use an umbrella because it has a pattern on it, then I suggest you guys wait in the lobby. Otherwise, have a great day and good luck. It’s pouring out there They left grumbling and getting rained on lol

LISTEN UP GIRLS! If your “boyfriend”: -Has a mowhawk -name is John Mactavish -Nickname is Soap -Has a best friend named Simon Riley Then that’s no boy. That’s actually Johnny “Soap” Mactavish from Call of Duty.

Quick note! The reason you shouldn't eat raw cookie dough isn't actually because of the eggs, it's because of the flour. If you ever look at a bag of flour, it straight up tells you that it's not ready to eat and needs to be cooked in order to get rid of bacteria that might be in it.

fun facts: high heels were made for men so were wigs and makeup also, before the man w the mustache came along, blue was for girls and pink was for boys

GOLFBALL WITH THE BFDI MOUTH WITH BFDI LEGS AND NO ARMS THIS IS LITERALLY GOLFBALL FROM BFDI

From what I understand, scrub mommy is a for tougher cleaning, and scrub daddy is just your basic cleaning.

46:00 wet floor signs stating 'female cleaner in attendance' (or 'male [...]') are common in gyms where the gender of the employee does actually matter - men and women both typically like to know when a person of the opposite gender is going to be in the locker room or shower area.

In one of my classes, we were told to use Photoshop (we were getting certified in it) to make memes for our teacher to show, i made a meme of Smokey the bear being burned with minecraft fire and crying while saying "only you can prevent forest fires"... I thought it was hilarious

25:07 fellas, is it gay to not brutally die in a car accident?

Life hack. To avoid having small items stolen (pens, lighters, scissors ect) buy pink ones. People dont ask to borrow them and "forget" to give them back either.

The women parking space in Germany is actually the closer to the destination so it's more safe for females. There's also parking spaces especially made for parents with a child.

10:11 obviously there are candles with the number 24, but this 23 + 1 candle is supposed to be a joke for your friends on your birthday (a cousin of mine used one of these, everyone's reaction was really funny, something like that "Phew, now I'm 100% sure, without a doubt, it's clearer than water that you're not gay")

“I think that pink is quite MANLY!”

Girls, if your man • has long hair • is out whenever some sort of monster attacks your city • has a large friend group • wears a lot of jewellery • goes to loads of meetings at work • is rich • is a femboy Thats not your man, that’s a superhero or smth idk

13:17 I had my dad tell me that the pose I’d drawn a male character-Ranboo, at the time- in(almost exactly like the one in the pic) was feminine. Like. It’s a pose.

“guy” is both a gendered and non gendered term, “a guy” is a man/masculine person “guy/guys” is just a person

Dude so I'm a girl and I'm in boy scouts and apparently when I went in to a troop they had to make a entire new troop because girls can't have the same troop as guys? And we share all the same tools and go on the same camping trips and have meetings at the same exact time. And we have the boy scout handbook: for girls AND ALL IT DOES IS REPLACE THE PICTURES OF GUYS WITH GIRLS

7:26 As a pixel artist, this is bullshit, i need ALL the colors and shades lmfao, picking a pastel or "soft" color pallette for a project doesn't mean it will always be cutesy and "girly" as the meme might've suggest :3

50:45 SCRUB DADDY IS THE NAME OF THE BRAND, AND THEY BOTH HAVE DIFFERENT PURPOSES Scrub Daddy is a whole sponge Scrub Mommy has one side sponge, the other side that green scratchy stuff

Listening to this while reading scarlet’s bloom and crying for a half alive child

There's this one restaurant around where i live, and the bathrooms say "musicians" and "astronauts" and it doesn't matter which one you go in, it's just personal preference.

I can confirm that the image of the old Battleship box is REAL. When we were cleaning out my grandma's house, we found a lot of my dad's old games from the 1970s-80s. That exact Battleship set was one such game. Lots of jokes were rightly made.

8:04 Men have no boobie? My dad bod begs to differ.

That yorkie advertising campaign was genius. Boys bought them because they were just for boys, girls bought them because nobody can tell them they can’t have a chocolate bar. It really was brilliant 😂

The only products (that I can think of) that can be separated by gender are puberty books, specific hygiene products and sizing of clothes

When I was a little kiddo, before we females were allowed to have our own credit cards (ie, the 1970's), I had one of those "school photo" books that you could put your school pic for each grade in, and there were spaces for awards and a handwriting sample of the kid at each year, along with a checklist of what you wanted to be when you grew up at that point in time. There were separate lists for boys and girls. The boys had things like "fireman", "astronaut", "policeman," "doctor," etc, and the girl list was "mother," "teacher", "nurse", and "actress." I invariably chose actress. I think I have the thing lurking around on a bookshelf somewhere. And a boyfriend that reads books is a girlfriend??? bullhockey. When I first dated my husband, I knew I'd found "the one" because: a) his houseplants were healthy and b) he had a lot of the same books on his shelf as I did. He also shoveled the snow away from in front of his apartment complex's mailbox on our first date, but that's another story. What really gets me is the idea that all women (or all men) are alike - instead of being (gasp!) individuals who all have differing tastes, ideas, opinions, and goals, regardless of gender. I'm so glad that the world is waking up and moving away from the gendered nonsense of my youth. Oh, and fun fact: in the 19th century, pink - at least that strong fuchsia that we now all recognize as "Barbie pink" - was considered the "boy" color, and blue was considered the girl color, because it was "softer". So there's a thought.

"cant wait for your son to grow up meet some good friends and be who he wants to be" i feel like thats exactly what happens to every guy who wear nail polish- did for me and every guy i personally know who does at least

13:53 are men not allowed to lose weight

This is my first video here, and i already LOVE this channel. Thank you for having common sense. If only equality were common sense to everyone!!!! But people like you bring us in the right direction🙌 And I love your humour!!

My classmates sadly are very sexist and always make fun of me when i say i watch transformers, Marvel, ect. (Im a girl, of course) And i always feel so hurt, and they always say "be yourself, if you like yourself like this then be happy" but when i say I play Resident evil or some 'boyish games' I'm the weirdo here. (Sorry for my bad English)

The comic at 53:20 actually has a third section where the nonbinary people are basically being chaos-causers because they were selling summoning materials to the girls and ammo to the boys. It was pretty funny, but it's unfortunately not very common to see a reaction to the comic with the third part included.

14:11 *the BFDI fandom has been summoned*

My mom actually has the ‘Does this diaper make my butt look big’ thing from when I was a baby, she doesn’t remember buying it, she doesn’t remember ever putting me in it

The scrub daddy is made of a material that is softer in hot water and better at scouring in cold water. The scrub mommy is the same material with a piece of regular sponge attached. The gendering is to differentiate it from an existing product in the same line and niche.

14:10 BFDI fans when they see anything BFDI related in something not BFDI related:

36:35 “I’m gonna get those for myself, you can’t stop me” has to be the greatest line I’ve ever heard to that 😂

The prices of those detangling hair brushes is crazy 💀

4:34 "non-binary lemonade lover" Love it

you are actually spot on with "womens parking". They are usually in more well lit sections of the garage, closer to the exit. They exist in all German speaking countries from what Ive seen, probably in other countries too.

I have wipes that say “Feminine wipes” They’re like normal wipes

14:10 the bfdi mouth reaches everything

6:37 MY PANTS.. DON'T EXIST?? NOOOO *jeans and sweatpants drawers disintegrate*

I'm a woman in my 60s. I had frustrating skin issues for decades. Then I found out that the vast majority of soap brands aren't _soap._ It's _detergent._ Detergent is comparatively bad for your skin, as it strips your skin of all the oils, leaving your skin dirt-free... But the lack of skin oil for hours leaves it vulnerable to environmental microbes. I kept getting nasty skin breakouts and rosaceae from hell. Then I tried...soap. I heard that olive oil soap didn't strip the oils. The marketing department "greasy film" on your skin was clean fat from the soap, which had removed the dirty oil and replaced it with a clean and fresh layer, chock full of vitamins, and the new coating of natural plant oil is _waterproof,_ keeping your skin clean and soft. I had initially bought fancy Aleppo Olive Oil soap. Then i found that Greece also makes olive oil soap, but it's not a specialty product, it's just _soap._ I bought a big bag, 6-250 gram double sized bars. Which lasted for over a year. I washed my entire body with it. No special face soap and body wash. I even washed my hair with it. It left my hair and scalp so clean it squeaked, bouncy and with more body than I'd ever experienced. And even with regular use, that 1,500 gram bag of soap bars lasted a year and a half. I bought some individual bars from several brands, some in the big, double sized bars, sometimes a dozen 125 gram "standard" sized bars. My favorite brand is Papoutsanis, but the "Kiss My Face" brand was nice, too. Now, my hair is wonderful, I'm clean and free of nasty breakouts on my face, and I still don't use the detergent bars the marketing companies taught us we had to use. I don't use modern shampoo, either, for the same reasons. I use Papoutsanis olive oil soap. I get the bag of 12 -125 gram bars for around $20-25. I bought the last bag in 2022. Price went up to $25, but everything got more expensive. I use a conditioner called "Mane & Tail", originally made for horses. It's just to keep my hair from floating like a cloud. It's great conditioner. A small drop on wet hands, rubbed together and gently massaged into the dry hair, is soft, clean, and manageable. The plain soap I get has no scent. No perfume. Inexpensive and works great. I draw the like at Lava soap unless I've been working on something greasy.

There's actually a way to figure out which is male and female bathroom without going in. Female bathrooms are usually on the left while the mail bathrooms are usually on the right

I like how every time something was "for women" he was like "I want that"

20:46 The funny thing is, my mom doesn't like diet coke, she drinks only coke Zero, take that marketing, you've failed

I didn't realize how early I came to this video so I scrolled down to the comments and saw 4 bots with suggestive profile pictures saying stuff like "This video was so awesome, I'm so proud of you 🐰💖💖.". I thought that everyone in the comments was down bad.

The strangest thing I ever heard was working at the deli a customer asked what he could get for him his wife and his daughter. I started naming off our stuff that was on sale that week and I said "oh we also have pastrami on sale this week" he looked at me and said with the straightest face women don't eat pastrami. I actually laughed at him because I couldn't believe he actually said something that ridiculous .

The amount of stuff I missed out on because of gendering! I am a TomBoy, I play sport, like anything automobiles, the colour blue, I wear ‘boy’ clothes, etc etc. I am probably the most un-femine girl ever

cock was the old english term for a small boat, and swain was a servant. so cockswain was basically a boat servant, and the one that steered the boat. as time went on, cockswain slowly started being used more as just whoever was driving the boat, and then when bigger boats were made with actual sectioned off places for said cockswains, they were called cockpits

*lexi and everyone, the best way to open a jar is sit on the ground, put it between your feet and curl your toes around it to hold it tight, lace your fingers, and open it with your physical body’s new vice grip :p but seriously, it works so 🤷🏻‍♀️*

Had me at " if its properly formatted and written down it counts as science"

I laughed for a few minutes but I stopped laughing for the rest of the video when I realized this IS our society and nothing is going to change. For a long long time Ps: sorry for dampening the mood and being depressing, it's what I do sometimes

I heard "Men listen to metal" and genuinely thought "Man metal sheets?! I'd like to do that!!" Then realized it was heavy metal... My disappointment towards my thinking is immeasurable.

13:26 “hey fellas is it gay to use your hands” Welllllll it depends (lighthearted dont kill me)

23:50 Who dares to put Leia in the place of Rey like she's some kind of cheap Luke Skywalker copy?

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING THE ONLY PERSON ON YT WHO DOESNT PRONOUNCE IRELAND WEIRD OMG. as an irish person when i hear people say ire and land saperate for some reson it just sounds so wrong, also because irish people would generally pronounce it like 'areland' it just sounds so wrong to hear anyone else attempt to pronounce

NAWW the pink tax though 💀

As a guy, pink is way better than anything companies sell to us

hi im from germany & regarding the womens parking lots: they are closer to the entrance and filled with cameras everywhere, to make sure things are safe. Obviously you can park wherever you want, but it feels a bit safer.

Thank you! finally someone!!! 5:08

I’m about a third through this excellent compilation. Two notes: 1. (14:25) Girl’s Guitar book - The sticker on the book shows that it’s filled with guitar parts written by female artists. The title isn’t great, but it is accurate. 2. (19:16) It’s even worse than you realized. If you look at the patterning on the watermelons, you can see they just reshaped the “female” one w/ Photoshop. The image doesn’t even show two different things, let alone one male and one female.

13:57 pink golf ball labeled Lady? I thought hitting women was bad? (obviously hitting anyone is bad but their logic implodes on itself so hard it hurts)

Worst part is when you need to get something over quick, and they pull the “wHaT iF iTs A fEmAlE? nOt EvErYoNe WiTh A jOb Is A mAn!!!” At that point, I leave without saying anything else.

8:20 yeah my brothers body spray is africa TF DOES AGRICA SMELL LIKE APPARENTLY ARTIFICAL

3:43 Dude I would KILL to receive a pocket knife, as a Non-binary person who still passes as a girl. Knives and swords are so f*ckin cool imo, if someone sees a pocket knife they think i'd like, i would be upset if they didnt get me one

0:13 WHO TF IS PUTTING THAT ON A KID???????

13:45 why do companies try to be so witty and "unique" with bathroom doors?

the number 24 being "gay" is the reason why whenever I need to travel somewhere, I get the 23 chair, so it's quite hard to have someone at my side, specially men

8:42. If you conduct an experiment and list how many men and women figure out which bathroom is either more masculine or more feminine (and even mark down some tallies for any screams from ladies finding men in the restroom they chose) and organize the data into a table or chart, it becomes a statistic. Thus, math as well!!! :DDD

6:04 I always be noticing that crap, was watching the Meg two when Mac and jiming were stealing the helicopter, Jiming threw the hammer and ran away but in the next scene he had it like what

The fact the detangling hairbrush for “pretty girl” was $40 while the one for “brave boy” was $14-

2:30 the brush for girls cost more than double the price for the one for boys...