Worst Villain Ever - Airfix Action Figures | Ashens
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2 жыл бұрынYou can do a support! / ashens
Plasty Airfix may sound like a character from Star Wars, but it's a company that made the most wonderful action figures. With rubber trousers!
But the best isn't the sheriff, or the water police, or candyman / road worker, or even Batman - it's the most villainous villain to have ever villained, DR WAR!
UK comedy references: Dr War without his helmet looks a bit like Kryten from Red Dwarf, and Batman looks more like Del Boy dressed up in Only Fools and Horses!
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@SergeiMosin 2 жыл бұрын
The roadwork fellow is clearly a very specific 80s slasher villain. He works as a hotdog vendor by day and does horrible things to horny teenagers by night.
@whoelsebutmeofcoursei 2 жыл бұрын
He sells them nfts
@superplushtiman7ti075 2 жыл бұрын
Just the idea of using his victims as meat for it sounds odd
@RarebitFiends 2 жыл бұрын
I remember the exact scene he appears in Lucio Fulci's The New York Ripper.
@jonathanharwood1255 2 жыл бұрын
@@superplushtiman7ti075 would be a very good story though. Hasn't been caught yet because the evidence is in the food he sells.
@superplushtiman7ti075 2 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanharwood1255 yeah, makes sense
@GmodPlusWoW 2 жыл бұрын
Rubber trousers?! That's GENIUS! It hides the joints typical of articulation, and makes the joints look more realistic on living figures.
@whoelsebutmeofcoursei 2 жыл бұрын
Yes the little cartoony plastic humanoids look like real humans now . Reminds me of how HotToys covers the figures with rubber skin
@samholdsworth420 2 жыл бұрын
Almost as genius as diarrhea pants. You know plastic pants with the elastic ankles and waist that capture and contain your uncontrollable diarrhea
@bigconvoy9850 2 жыл бұрын
Rubber trousers can deteriorate amd fucking crumble
@thecommenter578 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but why don't give them rubber torso as well?
@TheTurnipKing 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know if genius is quite the right word.
@HO-bndk 2 жыл бұрын
Dr War is clearly a master of unarmed combat.
@HappyBeezerStudios 7 күн бұрын
Wilhelm Albert Reginald Krieg was born in 1906, he studied egyptology, but by the time he finished, it became clear that the golden age of egyptology was long gone. And it's a pyramid scheme anyway. Enraged by the realisation that he has wasted his like, he took on the moniker of Dr War (from his initials and the fact that he thought his family name sounded more menacing in english) and set out to destroy civilisation and create more ruins that he and his apprentices could study. His most powerful weapons are his arm mounted rockets, which he acquired after he ripped out his own arms and replaced them with elbow-less rocket launchers. His biggest weaknesses are the fact that he has only two rockets (really should've thought that through beforehand) and that he can't bend his arms. Driven to madness by an itchy nose, Dr War is the ultimate threat to humanity!
@joshbi 2 жыл бұрын
Doctor War without a helmet is just Kryten from Red Dwarf
@Muzer0 2 жыл бұрын
Yes! I thought so too.
@1975dlh 2 жыл бұрын
I was just about to say the same thing
@MediumRareOpinions 2 жыл бұрын
If he fires rockets out of his hands I don't want to know what he's doing with the groinal attachment.
@jondoe-qi3vo 2 жыл бұрын
Its spare head 3
@cryotek3624 2 жыл бұрын
With his helmet he is an acroyear from Microman
@mikececconi2677 2 жыл бұрын
That road worker looks like he's from a Devo cover band that got sued by Devo and had to change their costumes just enough to not get sued again.
@samholdsworth420 2 жыл бұрын
It's like a sus (🏳️🌈) Buckethead
@ALIEN-DUDE 10 ай бұрын
Divo
@brianhebert6152 19 күн бұрын
Are we not men? We are OVED!
@linalmeemow 2 жыл бұрын
"Doctor War, what is he good for? Absolutely nothing! Say it again."
@cvmaniac7286 2 жыл бұрын
I get this reference, haha.
@linalmeemow 2 жыл бұрын
@@cvmaniac7286 It's only taken someone 11 days, I am disappointed. Not in you though.
@cvmaniac7286 2 жыл бұрын
@@linalmeemow I did not watch the video when it first dropped. So, I was a bit delayed there, haha.
@fietehermans9903 2 жыл бұрын
I mean… mid-seventies was the time of disco and punk, so wearing latex trousers wasn’t *TOO* strange a thought!
@First-Name_Last-Name 2 жыл бұрын
Maximum Funk
@thecheese4255 2 жыл бұрын
And silver boots
@TheZapp009 2 жыл бұрын
Ashens X Buckethead: The crossover we didn't quite know we needed, until we got it.
@OrangeHarrisonRB3 2 жыл бұрын
Buckethead kicks ass, but he switched to a plain white bucket instead of KFC for trademark reasons.
@GmodPlusWoW 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't Buckethead do one of the soundtracks for John Romero's Sigil .wad?
@cosmicjenny4508 2 жыл бұрын
@@GmodPlusWoW Yes, and he's also recorded lots of other songs for video game soundtracks. He also specifically recorded "Jordan" to be used in Guitar Hero 2!
@Murdocke89 2 жыл бұрын
@@cosmicjenny4508 I have the Jordan on expert achievement on Xbox 360, broke my fingers getting that.
@asteroidrules Жыл бұрын
Not to be confused with the Ashens X Lord Buckethead crossover.
@hjalfi 2 жыл бұрын
I wasn't expecting Dr. War to be the spitting image of Kryten. Maybe those arms are actually supposed to be vacuum cleaner tubes.
@peterjf7723 2 жыл бұрын
I think that you are correct. Dr War is clearly a Series 4000 service mechanoid that must have been subjected to serious reprogramming.
@frankowalker4662 2 жыл бұрын
@@peterjf7723 I came here to say the exact same thing. As soon as Ashens removed Dr Wars helmet I yelled, 'Kryten !'. LOL
@Matt1yu 2 жыл бұрын
It may have taken him 3 million years, but at least he cleaned up his act.
@markstammers1923 2 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it, I was going to say the same thing.
@ultradawg1 2 жыл бұрын
The grumpy head version 🤣
@64jimboy 2 жыл бұрын
The Sheriff beard removal is the most I've laughed in about 2 weeks. Thanks for another great review.
@chrisrobson8540 2 жыл бұрын
couldnt agree more ......i think some wee came out
@samholdsworth420 2 жыл бұрын
Stuarts laugh makes me laugh...
@brocanova 2 жыл бұрын
Ooooooooohhh
@ara_ara- 2 жыл бұрын
That was cursed
@WeirdWonderful 2 жыл бұрын
I love how they gave Dr. War a proper detailed face, far more detailed than the original Airfix figures.
@An_Onion 2 жыл бұрын
Too bad that he was modeled by Kryten from Red Dwarf so he looks like a novelty condom.
@fietehermans9903 2 жыл бұрын
And he doesn’t have Lord Faarquad hair!
@martenmelin8595 2 жыл бұрын
I think the face of Dr War is taken from the native americans in the Action stars series.
@SkeletonDanceParty 2 жыл бұрын
"Aw shit here's batman" is my favorite Penguin quote
@BodywiseMustard Жыл бұрын
favourite*
@babykata-dt3ys 7 ай бұрын
@@BodywiseMustardfavorite is actually closer to the original Latin root.
@Atanar89 2 жыл бұрын
"Doktor in Friedens- und Konflikforschung" does not roll off the tounge as nicely as "Doctor War".
@mickmarston8748 2 жыл бұрын
I could have sworn that when we saw Dr. War's face we were going to get a Kryten impression.
@DevinGates 2 жыл бұрын
Well, spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska, I thought I'd be the only one :D
@TanjoGalbi 2 жыл бұрын
I literally said out loud as soon as the face was revealed: "That's Kryten!" lol
@tasmedic 2 жыл бұрын
@@TanjoGalbi Me too!
@UntaintedSKS 2 жыл бұрын
Dr War is actually an evil Kryten Robot if you look at his face he does look like Kryten
@TanjoGalbi 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly! I literally said out loud "That's Kryten!" as soon as his face was revealed! lol
@TheTurnipKing 2 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking Sparehead 3
@Ironman1o1 2 жыл бұрын
@@TanjoGalbi I legit said outloud "What the fuck, why is it Kryten!?" He must have got into his locked despair file.
@sogero2 2 жыл бұрын
The Autons reference made me really laugh out loud. Gotta love those classic Doctor Who series!
@allygetch 2 жыл бұрын
If he's a water-adjacent police of course he needs a hat that large to act as a boat in an emergency, or at the least a very portable flotation device.
@HappyBeezerStudios Жыл бұрын
Maybe the water police just had budget cuts and bought off old soviet hats
@sabre0smile 2 жыл бұрын
He’s not actually meant to be a road repair worker. If you read the back, in German it gives you a little bio. He’s actually Bert, the anthropomorphic traffic cone. They discontinued this figure after they kept turning up on top of statues heads mysteriously
@whoelsebutmeofcoursei 2 жыл бұрын
A Road Kommando, implying traffic cones have a military presence in Germany
@tutunaku 2 жыл бұрын
@@whoelsebutmeofcoursei I think they were part of the West German Operation Gladio-equivalent
@drworm73 2 жыл бұрын
Please tell me you are being 100% serious. Please.
@TC-th1ey 2 жыл бұрын
My first reaction was that he looked like a tube of toothpaste with his cap as the screw on top.
@del-boysnostalgiatvads7416 2 жыл бұрын
@@whoelsebutmeofcoursei your comment is inappropriate
@walkwithcrowdsjh9364 2 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or is Doctor War the best Kryten action figure never made?
@whoelsebutmeofcoursei 2 жыл бұрын
Yes you're right
@owllymannstein7113 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought as well
@BrotherRobbie 2 жыл бұрын
Dr. Jeff War, Professor of Wood/Metal Shop, Corrugated Confections and pyrotechnics at Cambridge (High School, not the University). What a jolly face for a villain! :D
@favoritemustard3542 2 жыл бұрын
@LabRat Knatz ...pretty sure everything pre-parentheses is the actual title!
@cky2chris 2 жыл бұрын
"Futility belt" Thanks for the new term Stuart
@favoritemustard3542 2 жыл бұрын
You know what... ...I never bother wearing mine...
@ethanisfancy 2 жыл бұрын
Dr. War has taken inspiration from the POP Station fighting game by throwing his own arms at his enemies.
@Space_Reptile 2 жыл бұрын
the box where you pointed at to say "realistic detail in the arse mostly" says "Action Stars can sit properly" basically showing that you can put them in and on scale models of bikes and whatnot
@Ashmoleon2006 2 жыл бұрын
that road worker looks like the prisoner work crews that work on the sides of the roads in the US
@sebastianwlodarczyk 2 жыл бұрын
Credit where it's due- rubber trousers on an articulated figure, and the fact they haven't turned to snot by now are really impressive! I wonder which extremely toxic material is still keeping them in shape;] (I'd be very disappointed if they're just made out of silicone... Old toys made out of safe materials? Preposterous! At least, looking at the accessories, we still have the good old choking hazard.) Also, I love that Doctor War (PhD, no doubt) looks like Kryten from Red Dwarf after a rough night out:D
@whoelsebutmeofcoursei 2 жыл бұрын
Ugh, talk about it... i got a Playstation 2 in a box and the joystick rubbers turned into practically - wet glue
@sebastianwlodarczyk 2 жыл бұрын
@@whoelsebutmeofcoursei Dang, I don't envy you... I've seen that happening on few appliances, but I'd imagine that coating on thumbsticks is much thicker than on, i.e. a wireless mouse- that must be a lot of sludge... You probably know that already, but IPA and a lot of patience might help cleaning that up (joysticks will end up slippery and definitely not mint condition, but swapping them for aftermarket parts- either just grips or the whole stick, might be the best shot for retro gaming)
@First-Name_Last-Name 2 жыл бұрын
It's probably rubber infused with Lead, Asbestos, Thalidomide, and Agent Orange.
@RarebitFiends 2 жыл бұрын
@@whoelsebutmeofcoursei Yikes! I wonder how it was stored, I've never seen that happen to a controller before. Did you crack open the console itself to make sure the internals have not similarly degraded? They were all stored in the same conditions. 😥
@luasdublin 2 жыл бұрын
@@whoelsebutmeofcoursei me fixing old stereos , every tape deck made before 2000, the belt drive has either turned to old cracked leather strips or black goo.
@hydro_storm4527 2 жыл бұрын
The Cowboy's hat is too tall? As an American, I'll just say that a lot of the old westerns had the cowboys wear ridiculously large hats. Look up the character Hoss from the show Bonanza and you'll see for yourself. The figure is actually pretty close to scale when compared to what was on TV at the time 😂
@Nomed38 2 жыл бұрын
Aye, the original Stetson hat was the height of the hat the character Hoss wore in Bonanza.
@peepo2560 2 жыл бұрын
Never too tall, buckaroo
@coyoteartist 2 жыл бұрын
There was a very good reason for those hats.
@brianm6337 2 жыл бұрын
Dr. War has a BA in Marketing, and is an undergrad in Hospitality Services.
@bletheringfool 2 жыл бұрын
Dr Jeremy War. What a gormless grin he has for supposedly being sinister
@BlackburnBigdragon 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing says "Action Star" more than "Road Work Guy"\"Barber-Pole Man"
@whoelsebutmeofcoursei 2 жыл бұрын
He's a Strassenbau-Kommando, how cool is that?!
@CandGoods 2 жыл бұрын
Doctor War, famous at university for taking the Art of War and turning it into a Science , wrote an entire dissertation on it and everything.
@Thumper17 2 жыл бұрын
My father is a roadworker, can confirm they've never looked like that.
@Avellania 2 жыл бұрын
As a German I can confirm that even over here they never looked like giant candy wrappers.
@256ElNino 2 жыл бұрын
@@Avellania but now I somewhat wished they did.
@DustyMagroovy 2 жыл бұрын
The road crew guy looks like a prisoner on a chain gang. Orange jumpsuit and all.
@theantithesis1 2 жыл бұрын
"Wasserschutz" translates most often into "water conservation." So that guy being arrested on the box must've been throwing empty beer cans into the Rhine. That gun seems like a lot of ordinance for catching litterbugs.
@douro20 Жыл бұрын
These are the people who are responsible for enforcing river traffic laws on Germany's navigable waterways.
@BodywiseMustard Жыл бұрын
Ordnance* Ordinance refers to rules or law
@incredibleflameboy 2 жыл бұрын
That chuck Norris/auton moment had had me laughing for around 10 minutes now. Every time I stop it finds its way back into my head
@SeraphimKnight 2 жыл бұрын
I have to thank you ashens, for without you I would've never thought of the hilarious phrase "sad man's futility belt".
@JanusVesta 2 жыл бұрын
With his helmet off Dr. War looks like a really cheap toy of Kryton from Red Dwarf.
@gateroozeink5061 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking exactly the same thing!
@DeAthWaGer 2 жыл бұрын
smeggin' hell we all think alike! Helmet on he looks like Gwar's Balsac the Jaws of Death with his mouth welded shut.
@jimhjortsberg2990 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe from a episode where Kryten becomes this ridicules character only to reveal he still has his normal personality once he takes his helmet off? Honestly feel like something right up the shows alley.
@tomsenior7405 2 жыл бұрын
Doctor War? or... Evil Kryten? Bloody loved this episode. And to think, Airfix went from making Combs to producing the finest Model Kits in the World, via these crappy figures. Excellent episode Ashens.
@ultradawg1 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely the Kryten with the grumpy head 🤣
@ArcticFox63 2 жыл бұрын
First thing I thought when he pulled the helmet off was evil Kryten.
@stephengrambsch4232 2 жыл бұрын
One of the best things about road work guy is that we see from the sheriff that they could make a vest, but it was a conscious decision to go with the smok.
@Sleepysod 2 жыл бұрын
I remember these 😢 a shop called Fords in Allenton, Derby used to sell these - we had sooo many over the years. Everything exactly as I remember
@lanog40 2 жыл бұрын
I hope Stuart knows that he has effectively created an army of Dr. Wars with his prize offer
@face4radio 2 жыл бұрын
(bong rip) What if there was, like... An army.. MADE ..of war....
@menkomonty 2 жыл бұрын
That Batman figure reminds me of that episode of Only Fools and Horses where Del dressed up as Batman XD
@chrisdowns1987 2 жыл бұрын
The water police and the futility belt of justice! 😂
@gariko 2 жыл бұрын
Dr. War without a helmet looks like a pretty good Kryten action figure
@cahillrebel 2 жыл бұрын
7:08 That is the best description of anything I’ve heard in a while. I usually don’t bust out laughing at simple jokes but that hit different.
@cyberleaderandy1 2 жыл бұрын
That first figures face looks a bit like the British comedy character Jimmy Krankie and Dr War looks like the actor who plays Kryton from Red Dwarf 🤔
@scottobear 2 жыл бұрын
I came to say the same! A rather good Kryten from Red Dwarf!
@SuspectCascade 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact kryten is played by Robert Llewellyn who also stared in a random movie called ashens and the quest for the game child
@peterjf7723 2 жыл бұрын
@@SuspectCascade Well remembered, that had totally slipped my mind.
@b.a.m.4135 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Ashens, along these same lines there was a line of Dragon Ball Z toys produced by a company called Irving (or something like that) here in the US. I dont know if they were ever produced across the pond, but they put out this line that had four figures in it, and the draw was that they could be normal or super saiyan. Instead of just coming with extra heads or whatever they had these ridiculous full body rubber condoms that you'd slip over them making them chunky and off model, and, of corse, destroying any and all articulation. It's glorious.
@KasumiKenshirou 2 жыл бұрын
Was the toy company Irwin?
@Powoga 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely Irwin toys, and those specific figures were called _Secret Saiyan Warriors_ Found a list of all the Irwin figures on a site called dragonballfigures, and the whole range was kinda all over the place. Figures with random weapons they couldn't possibly hold, some weirdly obscure characters (Remember Minotia, from _Wrath of the Dragon_ ? He has his own figure. Pretty sure that movie wasn't even dubbed in English at that point), Dragon Balls with inconsistent size and coloring... wild.
@becky1992 2 жыл бұрын
The “candy man” road worker looks like one of those people that your parents warn you about not taking candy off of at the park when you were 7. 😂😂 either that or someone who is advertising aquafresh toothpaste in the 80s/90s 😂 Or as Ashens said, kfc bucket man or barber shop pole man 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@Mckjaminn 2 жыл бұрын
5:22 that sherrif's "beard" looks more like a mask for one of the ninja characters from mortal kombat
@EpicLebaneseNerd 2 жыл бұрын
i think the sheriff on the box looks more Charles bronson to me, also, this might be the first time i heard Ashens say the ''MF'' word in his whole videos and it was really weird.
@FappleJackity 2 жыл бұрын
i love it when you get excited about toy history
@funkyfox2041 2 жыл бұрын
"Must have been difficult to tear off the last one" reminds me so much of the Young Ones bit. "Oh I've tried that Rik, you can't drive the last nail in!"
@TheTurnipKing 2 жыл бұрын
Immediately thought of Bender from Futurama
@fandangobrandango7864 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheTurnipKing probably influenced by The Young One's.
@ChristinaGXL 2 жыл бұрын
The later proper size action men had rubber legs with knee joints inside on an armature, I wonder if they got the idea from this.
@ellaisplotting 2 жыл бұрын
If the feel of the rubber legs freak you out, you should try a Phicen. They look hyper realistic, super flexible but no visible joints barring ankles and wrists, but they feel like human flesh, dense, warm, velvety. They're also surprisingly heavy so the combination of texture and weight makes most people nearly drop them upon first holding them 😆
@wildkinraccoon37 2 жыл бұрын
The roadworker is giving me serious Devo vibes
@PurpKing4377 2 жыл бұрын
DEVOOOOO!
@pinkubusXtreme 2 жыл бұрын
Is Dr. War good enough to be a candidate for the shelf of interesting items?
@MoultrieGeek 2 жыл бұрын
Without a doubt
@whoelsebutmeofcoursei 2 жыл бұрын
Asobutely
@KPWSinister1 2 жыл бұрын
I was busy folding laundry while the vid was going and got startled by the intro of Dr War. Damn you, Dr War!
@ryanbouchard2907 2 жыл бұрын
The second Dr. War's helmet came off, I swore that was Kryton from Red Dwarf!
@daglemj 2 жыл бұрын
I'm mostly just impressed that the near fifty year old rubber pants haven't turned into goo or dust.
@VampireofEmotion 2 жыл бұрын
I wasn't planning to go to any conventions any time soon but the idea of cosplaying as Doctor War is almost too perfect to resist
@9Der6Ketzer9 2 жыл бұрын
I was just watching the Aunt May figure review and then this happens... the joy, the happiness the... fuck this, i'll just watch the damn video.
@brianartillery 2 жыл бұрын
Captain Eagle and the military policeman were my favourite figures, and the Mummy's tomb playset was as cool as any toy I'd ever had. Good video.
@mrlordsotherson3091 2 жыл бұрын
The Mummy’s Tomb was amazing. One of my favourite toys too
@brianartillery 2 жыл бұрын
The big hat on the policeman made me think of the ridiculously big hat worn by General Ouromov (Gottfried John), in 1995's 'Goldeneye'.
@amstrad00 2 жыл бұрын
I can fully see Doctor War being a Doctor Doom type character. He just needs a bit of a costume redesign and an interesting backstory.
@RastaSzopen 2 жыл бұрын
Now i know from where Count Binface got his inspiration for his helmet!!!! Mystery solved. Thank Ashens!
@HansHackfress Жыл бұрын
Doctor War reminds me of the robot seen in those "Beyond Software" advertisements seen in Speccy magazines in the first half of the 80s.
@freudinator 2 жыл бұрын
Dr War with the police hat reminds me so much of Florian Schneider from Kraftwerk.
@conradhardman7254 2 жыл бұрын
The 3rd figure looks like a prisoner doing comunaty work lol
@fourthdrawerdown6297 2 жыл бұрын
My Christmas list is now complete. River Police James May, Sheriff Covid, Megalomaniac Kryten and wet weather Batman. Marvellous.
@No1.OriginalTrilogyStarWarsFan 29 күн бұрын
Great video, I picked up one of these at Stafford Toy Fair last year.
@Deadly_Laser 2 жыл бұрын
War, what is it good for? Not grabbing stuff, apparently!
@XH1927 2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely laughed for the first time in months when I saw the Sheriff's face with out his removable beard and hair
@bkzach Жыл бұрын
These are some of the coolest action figures I've ever seen, and Ashens reacting to them is just the toupee on top of these odd German figurines
@matthew-Williams 2 жыл бұрын
5:39 Kryten is looking very shocked at seeing a double Polaroid.
@Kirk00077 2 жыл бұрын
I’ll have you know Dr. War earned his PhD-his thesis was titled “The influence of rocket jetpacks and low-visibility helmets upon history” and it had an impact on global strategic planning for decades, until the weaknesses in his theories were shown by the failures of Commando Cody
@Firethorne 2 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up for Buckethead! Weird dude, but super talented. His guitar is a bit unusual too. Those red dots are buttons that act as a killswitches that can cut the signal from the pickups.
@jezz2k Жыл бұрын
These remind me of a similar late 70s early 80s action figure range that came in small brown oblong boxes and looked a bit like smaller versions of Playmobil figures. They came with accessories such as road work signs or motorbikes. Can't remember their name for the life of me.
@kevinmaher4609 2 жыл бұрын
The road worker looks like Buckethead wearing a Christmas themed pillowcase
@anumeon 2 жыл бұрын
Never before have i associated Airfix with tat.. That has now changed... (The therapy required will be to purchase a Spitfire kit and assemble it i think)
@allyjoykiller 2 жыл бұрын
I'm 99% sure I had the batman and superman that my grandparents bought me from a home store attached to the local Kwik Save. And a Evil Kinevil with the same crappy cape style too
@SuperPerry1000 2 жыл бұрын
I lost my shit when you took off Doctor War's helmet. He looks like Kryten from Red Dwarf.
@MrChaplain 2 жыл бұрын
I've only recently stumbled on your channel through your old wish cameras video and I haven't laughed and cringed at the same time so much, I love your content man...definite sub, keep it coming
@PunksterOS 2 жыл бұрын
5:40 It's Kryten from Gunmen of the Apocalypse.
@joshbi 2 жыл бұрын
I was so convinced he was saying "Doctor Wall!" and somehow that's even worse than what it actually is
@TheDeepImpact965 2 жыл бұрын
He don't need no education!
@samholdsworth420 2 жыл бұрын
You must be American put subtitles on lol
@joshbi 2 жыл бұрын
@@samholdsworth420 I'm English lol just have crap headphones
@KasumiKenshirou 2 жыл бұрын
@@samholdsworth420 The subtitles are auto-generated and also think he's saying "Dr. Wall", but not consistently.
@manofaction1807 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen these guys in years! Great find!!! I had a few of the Soldiers, back in the day when this line was new.
@EvilDoresh 2 жыл бұрын
Dr. War looks like a Chinese Hopping Vampire (mostly due to the stiff arms) cosplaying as a mixture between Darth Vader and a generic robot.
@GarthBeagle 2 жыл бұрын
Doctor War's helmet looks like it was modeled off a drawing a seven year old made of one of the Pigs in Space 🤷♂️
@barryhudson4238 2 жыл бұрын
Dr Wars PhD is in psychology - imagine wasting his time for that! 😝
@deathsyth8888 2 жыл бұрын
I actually had a professor named Dr. War for psychology. It was for a criminology class.
@user-ih3mt8yu6d 2 жыл бұрын
6:30 He honestly looks like someone advertising Whataburger, but doing a very bad job at it
@angelbangtana9885 2 жыл бұрын
I CANNOT tell you how awesome this is! i had the diving adventure figure back in the day, it was wonderful but i had no idea what line it was from!! absolute brain saver! if your entire youtube career has helped no one else, you have helped me today
@tdp2612 2 жыл бұрын
Surprising coming from Airfix actually, I still think of them as decent quality so weird to think they did weird looking cheap stuff
@twofacetoo75 2 жыл бұрын
You kidding? This was high quality back in the 70s.
@fissionchips8840 2 жыл бұрын
I misheard Ashens.. I genuinely thought he said re-furnaced not repurposed 🤭 Also am I the only who thinks that the silver rockets 🚀 on Dr war, Dr war, Dr.. well u get the idea, look like suppositories? 😁👍 Dr war can also be seen moonlighting on starbug "smeeeeg heeeead"
@Draconyx13 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, the sheriff getting his beard ripped off sent me into the most prolonged laughing fit I've had in a very long time! Thanks Stu!
@jenniferg9412 2 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to say that my two and a half year old son loves your channel. Every time we watch a video he has to mimic the opening and then he'll run around doing it for about half an hour after 😂.
@BrixTalk 2 жыл бұрын
That must come as a big disappointment to everyone but at least in 70's germany there where readworkers running around in vests that where not far off the figurine. And a bit shorter version (for running away 'n stuff) is still widly used even whit that odd striped pattern.
@TheBlindBard 2 жыл бұрын
7:02 Yes, you're referring to someone, named Buckethead. I had a friend once who was was really into them.
@DeAthWaGer 2 жыл бұрын
someone couldn't wait one more minute before making a comment...
@TheBlindBard 2 жыл бұрын
@@DeAthWaGer Yeah, I got ahead of myself.
@terran236 Жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣 love ashens for his ability to make me laugh out loud with his goofy commentary
@SarwarW 2 жыл бұрын
3 videos in a month …YESSSS love you ashens
@Bobafett316 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely insane figure Dr. War is, I immediately went and purchased one
@HanMasho 2 жыл бұрын
Wow! "Futility belt" is really strong. Can't believe I haven't heard that one before. I promise to steal that at some point!
@scottthompson8960 2 жыл бұрын
Hello ashans haven't watched you in years awesome to see you are still posting
@Nocturnimancer 2 жыл бұрын
Your fixation on just the weirdest garbage is just so interesting from the 2nd hand enthusiasm.
@sharona1981 2 жыл бұрын
'These things are approaching...fifty years old, almost? That's terrifying.' And so are you, mate. 😉 Also, Doctor War. Huh. What is he good for? Firing his own arms at you, apparently. Is he one of the playable characters in City Fighter?
@favoritemustard3542 2 жыл бұрын
Huh? Absolutely nutty!
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