Best SciFi Storytime 1498 - The Humans Said No | HFY | Humans Are Space Orcs

Best SciFi Storytime 1498 - The Humans Said No | HFY | Humans Are Space Orcs | Sci-Fi short story

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00:23 The Humans Said No
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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@scotteggert9820 2 жыл бұрын

Poor machines. The Human engineers are coming for them with their wrenches, hammers, and pliers.

@Gamerguy826 2 жыл бұрын

*casually loads Ion blaster*

@brotherbacchaddemater4892 Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the.” WORK DAMN YOU” stick

@TheSiriusEnigma Жыл бұрын

It’s the maniacal glint and the “How does it work?” Mantra that’s truly scary.

@jakevex4198 Жыл бұрын

God it would be every engineer's wet dream

@AceDan-gc9po Жыл бұрын

Time for some percussive maintenance

@Soloong_Gaybowzer 2 жыл бұрын

Alien AI : "CONGRATULATIONS HUMANS! WE'VE COME TO SAVE YOU!" Humans : "Oh thank heavens. It's a benevolent alien race!" Alien AI : "FROM YOURSELVES!" Humans : Oh no.. It's a benevolent alien race..."

@ryantomer4126 2 жыл бұрын

ALUCAAAAARD!

@danielboatright8887 2 жыл бұрын

I guess we gotta teach them.of the legend of John Conner.

@fireborn 2 жыл бұрын

Burn it, burnit BurnIT BURNITBURNITBURNITBURNITBURNIT!!

@JeanLucCaptain 2 жыл бұрын

WE ARE THE NICE BORG, WE ASK FOR VOLUNTEERS AND THEN WE ASSIMLATE YOU FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!

@crowsenpai5625 Жыл бұрын

Wow. I see 2 stories in one day with a Hellsing abridged reference comment.

@Volvith Жыл бұрын

Humans: See a dictatorial hegemony that's ruled for over a hundred thousand years Also Humans: _"I see your language lacks the word for 'a resistance', _*_allow us to educate you."_*

@Lecradu6 Жыл бұрын

*Happy French noises*

@Dadecorban Жыл бұрын

Dimensional strike lowers the entire human homeworld system to 2 dimensions. "Resist that"

@rt_huxley9205 Жыл бұрын

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@callithasmed8468 Жыл бұрын

@@Dadecorban *Broadcasting your coordinates throughout the dark forest- have a nice day!*

@ianharrison5758 Жыл бұрын

@@Dadecorban *reverts space back* *refuses to elaborate*

@TheLastRhapsody 2 жыл бұрын

I feel Box (the human ambassador), definitely knew she had a second tablet, and also about things like auto-sync after spending so long observing humans. Jax noted it was learning, and it was noted as having spoken with her where she explained certain human ideals. I think we have yet another example of humans doing what they do best and infecting even the most coldly logical with human ideals. Like everyone else, I think this needs continuation, but on two fronts. One from the perspective of humanity doing things their own way, and one from the perspective of the now somewhat humanified Box exploring the machine empire and changing it from the inside.

@spudgamer6049 2 жыл бұрын

The story of the further adventures of Box could be quite interesting, to say the least. Probably more interesting than the further adventures of Jax might be.

@TimeKitt 2 жыл бұрын

Box may have been earnestly trying to represent human interests, and kept that in confidence. But also it showed signs of waiting to be asked, not offering relevant information on it's own. So if the other ambassadors don't think to ask, it could just very well not even think of sharing that information at all.

@Vatharian 2 жыл бұрын

@@TimeKitt My take as well. Other than that autosync might have been set up off-site before the launch exactly in case of such scenario, in this case it may not have been obvious such a thing exists, so box would have been none the wiser. I mean NOT taking full backup of literal heaven-sent data would be like cross between incompetence and stupidity.

@OliverCovfefe 2 жыл бұрын

Fr fr, Box knows what’s good and is doing the most it can by staying silent. It knows humans don’t give up 💪 If it ever got a name it would be a worthy ambassador

@Amoth_oth_ras_shash 2 жыл бұрын

not to mention.... if its sentient or sapient machines ,they might just have a bunch of 'ambassadors' or other asset handling 'thinking' boxes that agree that..sure a union or a ''galatic u.n''' is good.... but that the machine hegemony they been built by is little more then a strong arming slow process to 'devour' not to foster coexistance

@TheCreepyLantern Жыл бұрын

"hi, we're humanity. there is no gilded cage we haven't found a way to smash to pieces yet."

@worldcomicsreview354 Жыл бұрын

One of our major religions literally starts with... >You can have abundant happiness forever as long as you don't do this one thing. >K. Immediately does the thing.

@TK-7193 Жыл бұрын

@@worldcomicsreview354 yep. doing the ONE thing we're told not to do, only because we were told not to, even if we would not have done it if it wasnt mentioned, is the human races' existence in a nutshell.

@ynraider 6 ай бұрын

Capitalism has yet to be smashed. The planet/wild species/human birthrate is even dying due to it's ill effects... But the Stockholm Syndrome continues!

@ClokworkGremlin 2 жыл бұрын

"You may not leave with the data you have stolen from the Union." Excuse you? That information was *given* to us, *freely,* by a Union representative, and in exchange, the Union has been given several petabytes of useful information provided by Humanity. We have a right to that information.

@noneofyourbusiness2437 2 жыл бұрын

The word "rights" does not exist in their lexicon. At least not in the way we understand them. So as far as they're concerned? No. We don't have a right to any of that information.

@maximsavage 2 жыл бұрын

You missed the point entirely: these machines have no word for "rights". They decide what the species get, on their terms and no others'. They are, as the good colonel stated, a hegemony of AI ruling by might alone; they do not negotiate, they dictate, therefore the logic behind the acquisition of the information is irrelevant to them. Hence her refusal to join this so-called "Union".

@lordblazer 2 жыл бұрын

@@noneofyourbusiness2437 I mean, yea we do have the right to it, rather they know it or not. If we gave them information, they cannot give us information then accuse us of stealing it.. That's some imperialist bullshit that means, humanity will have to get their war machine turning again towards a potential adversary. They got warships but have peace like yo naw.

@crowsenpai5625 Жыл бұрын

“Right to information” another term they don’t have words for.

@Aden_III Жыл бұрын

@@noneofyourbusiness2437 war then

@Justinius117 Жыл бұрын

*Machines offer humanity a stinky doo-doo deal that is basically slavery* Humanity: "Cowabunga it is!"

@uncletiggermclaren7592 Жыл бұрын

Try not to appropriate things like Holocausts and Ghettos and Slavery, ok ?. No, it wasn't "basically slavery" any more than Socialism is "basically Communism". When you do it, you belittle your SELF by showing you don't think deeply, and you insult the peoples who HAVE suffered these things.

@greywolf7422 Жыл бұрын

@@uncletiggermclaren7592Slaveey isn't something like intellectual property, slavery and genocide are abstract concepts that anyone can reference and use in discourse.

@uncletiggermclaren7592 Жыл бұрын

@@greywolf7422 No kidding. Tell us you don't understand the definition of the word appropriate, without telling us you don't understand the definition of the word appropriate. Just so you can learn something, what YOU are implying was I said no one could USE the word, which is nonsense, as I myself used it. I was telling the guy he ought to *TRY NOT TO* appropriate the word. When you appropriate a word, or term, it means you take it from its JUSTIFIED USE, and unjustifiably apply that word to some other concept. In his case, the humans were offered an economic template that would not have allowed them to innovate and expand. Which would have been constricting, and detrimental, and inequitable. *BUT THAT IS NOT SLAVERY* and it is NOTHING LIKE slavery. It is an insult to equate it to what slaves actually suffered. There the lesson ends. Now, no doubt you are going to pigheadedly insist that you are right, and I am wrong, etc. And type out an attack at my faultless logic and rectitude. Which makes me happy to think, because I have NO INTENTION of reading another thing you write, so I will make you waste your morning. :)

@stevenswenson7041 Жыл бұрын

@@uncletiggermclaren7592 Nothing was appropriated. Slavery and attempted genocide are universal Human experiences in History to the mists of pre-history. Utterly ridiculous to claim otherwise. It is not appropriate for you to attempt to control the thinking of others.

@uncletiggermclaren7592 Жыл бұрын

@@stevenswenson7041 You just proved you also don't understand the term appropriated. Constraining the humans economic development is NOTHING LIKE SLAVERY, and so the OP'er ought not appropriate the term slavery to describe it. Now, YOU are too thick to speak to me as an equal. So, I KNOW you are going to type up a storm of stupidity, and I in fact ORDER you to do that. Spend 20 minutes of your time doing it, servant. Just be aware that I will not click on any comment you make, so I won't read your effort, and YOU will have served MY will, and I won't even know what your chundered, but I WILL see you did it. "Oh, Steven laboured for me, and wasted some of his hours. Good servant".

@davidvincent5701 2 жыл бұрын

This definitely needs a continuation.

@t.j.7347 2 жыл бұрын

I agree for a second one.

@macieksmolarz5274 2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@healsonreads8562 2 жыл бұрын

I agree on that one

@NAH1907 2 жыл бұрын

As a another David I agree.

@gecko8948 2 жыл бұрын

@@NAH1907 the David hive mind

@danthewatcher9681 Жыл бұрын

Machine: you may not steal anything! Human, proceeds to steal everything that is nailed to the floor and the nails and floor boards. Survival does not mean good manners all the time!

@Amanoob105 2 жыл бұрын

"168,000 years of peace doesn't result in ships like that". While I understand what was meant by this, it doesn't account for the possibility that the design of the ship itself may well be over 168,000 years old and has had no reason to change or update the design in all that time if the comment about how long they have had peace for was true. Hell, the ship itself (ignoring the possibility of the Theseus' paradox) could itself be that old.

@RexMK- 2 жыл бұрын

Nevertheless the posibility of that kind of ships still being mass produced still exist, the ship itself and or it´s desing could still be 168,000 years old, the fact that the machine hegemony/the union posses this kind of warship cleary implies that they are ready for a war and that at some point they wage war. This also implies that maybe the union wasn´t founded by peacefull means

@Amanoob105 2 жыл бұрын

@@RexMK- Also true. It fairy easily works both ways with what little information we were given was simply my point (though it is a given which direction the author was wanting us to go in). Do they have these ships because they are actively making them for use in wars they plan to take part in, or even start when they deem necessary? Or do they just keep them around because the idea of protecting this main hub station is hardcoded into them and they are unwilling, or possibly even unable, to change this concept?

@RexMK- 2 жыл бұрын

@@Amanoob105 These are also valid points. I like to image that the machines were created by a long gone alien race who made advance machine wich created the current machines (Androids created by robots) not with malcious intent at first but eventually the machine intellegence decide that the best way to ensure peace and the survival of all sentient life in the galaxy is to act as indisputed mediators and administrators. This is just my headcanon but I like to belive that they are not absolutively evil, they are just acting in the geniune best interest of the species they represent but wether their methods are morally acceptable is up to deabate. Kinda like an overprotective and control freak parent

@allamericanslacker2378 Жыл бұрын

I'm thinking those ships are there to ensure no one engages in interspecies conflicts. They did tell Jax that, even if they join the union, humans are free to war amongst themselves all they like. They're just not allowed to attack any of the other alien races.

@NoESanity Жыл бұрын

Not to mention internal wars were allowed, so MAD level weapons would be well within a reasonable development.

@kevinstoneburner1116 2 жыл бұрын

I think a good title could have been, “Jax n’ the Box.”

@CordovanSplotchVT 2 жыл бұрын

Ah, stealing fire from the gods, always a fun story.

@Gr3nadgr3gory 9 ай бұрын

Fuck gods anyways.

@VakovoSheggorri Жыл бұрын

Box: I have no need of a name Box, with all do respect you are working with humans. You WILL get a name, even if that name just so happens to be simply Box.

@cassandrabelyeu2419 Жыл бұрын

If you are truly unfortunate, you will become the new Roomba. Prepare to have a knife taped to your body for no discernible reason.

@desidious4521 Жыл бұрын

Birth of the mechanicus lol, those poor poor toasters.

@MrGoesBoom 2 жыл бұрын

Really hope we get more of this at some point. Reminded of a series of books where pretty much all intelligent species ( except humanity ) that get to space or even develop civilization are all the result of being uplifted by some other species. Nobody knows or even really cares who started the chain of uplifting and nobody believes that humanity evolved on their own. Damned if I can remember the author or series title though

@zraal3759 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you are thinking of the "Uplift" series by David Brin.

@MrGoesBoom 2 жыл бұрын

@@zraal3759 that might be it

@TheLocust911 2 жыл бұрын

@@MrGoesBoom Moontide Rising also meets that criteria

@stm7810 2 жыл бұрын

The uplift saga.

@Broomer52 2 жыл бұрын

I’m thinking about just recreating a Stellaris run I had as a story. A Machanical Empire with all the machines resembling beetles or bugs, their entire purpose was espionage and through a logical glitch used their subterfuge and knowledge gathering to destroy their creators and turn the entire planet into a giant mechanical planet. They on the Galactic stage the first two empires they encountered were Spiritualists who were immediately suspicious of their intentions which the Machines kept quiet about. Rather than just let growing suspicion and hostility stand the Machines worked to create spy networks and weaken the two Empires and then take them apart once they were sufficiently weakened. At the same time the greater Galactic Empire was curious about the bug machines wanting to create embassies on their planet. This open trust led to easy manipulation and the two Empires in the beginning went to war with the Machines creating a cross Galaxy incident.

@erushi5503 2 жыл бұрын

Alien AI: Cheers Ive come to rescue you humans: Yey Alien AI: please do not resist humans: ooh....

@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын

pretty certain box was being accommodating with the information it was providing jax's data slate since it's job was to educate, uplift and represent humanity. it was representing them and not the union's interests in the end

@davidatkinson47 2 жыл бұрын

No. I rule myself. I only ask for enough leeway with which to do that. I choose who to sell my service or goods to, and at what price. They choose to accept that price or not. I am responsible for myself, not you. You are similarly not responsible for me. I won't try to hurt you or stop you, neither will I allow you to hurt me. We can all hate each other, but our right to throw a punch ends at the tips of each other's noses. I see that as fair. I don't have or want power over you, I won't allow anyone to have power over me. I can say no. So can you.

@travisbishop782 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@travisbishop782 2 жыл бұрын

@@davidatkinson47 And that's the thing. We don't know how any of us would react. I just hope i can do the right thing without freezing up.

@davidatkinson47 2 жыл бұрын

@@travisbishop782 I do. I have. Think it through and you'll do fine. Just, do your best. Whatever you think that is. You're not there to hurt, only to help and to save. I'm talking like an expert, I'm just the same random dude that you might become. As I said before I wish none of that on you. That's the best that I can say. Get training if you can. That worked for me, and that guy (I don't know his name and I should not) well enough. We were both so lucky. He is alive (Stable and under observation last I was able to check,) It was years ago, so anything may have happened since then. What I do know is that he got into the trauma room breathing that night. I left him and the trauma surgeons and ER Nurses there as ordered. And I can hold my head high. Otherwise, and, well things would be otherwise. Once I got home I threw all of my clothes away, puked a bit, and took a long, a very long, shower. Trust me on this, no one wants it. Not ever. It hurts. I don't know how Firemen, EMS, Nurses, police, or doctors do it. It hurts. Even when you know you did it close enough to right. Maybe you could do it better. Don't. Don't think that way. It took me more than a year to get that through my skull: I did it right ENOUGH. Enough is enough. It has to be. They'd have told me different if I had got it wrong. Taught me different if that's what they wanted. He was breathing. I could not have been that wrong.

@veramae4098 Жыл бұрын

Or "Do not do unto others what you would not have them do to you." Rabbi Akiva (I think.) Maybe you really like having your toenails painted. But they don't. Maybe they really like having their toes broken into artistic shapes. But you don't. Find some other exchange.

@Maddog3060 2 жыл бұрын

If they didn't know about auto-sync and other information spreading tech then their creativity must be lacking. Sounds like humans have a big advantage. Grav lances, anyone?

@Otgel 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly the weird part is that it was even compatible, but I guess they already had tablets

@spudgamer6049 2 жыл бұрын

@@Otgel pretty sure the human "ambassador" box transmitted it to her tablet in a format her tablet could understand. After all, it had learned human languages as well, so why not human electonic communication formats. Then, she was luckily able to het close enough to her ship before thr tablet was destroyed for the first tablet to sync with the other(over like Bluetooth or wifi)

@Furzkampfbomber Жыл бұрын

It's quite possible that, as many advantages every machine based intelligence would have, like the mere speed of computing and information processing; which in return make it much easier to play through every possible scenario in a conflict, it actually may have some disadvantages in comparison to organic lifeforms as well. Our by design way more chaotic nature, for instance, might be an advantage. Also, we are much better, as hard to believe as this might sound, when it comes to things like pattern regocnition. True, powerful algorithms are already much more capable in things like facial recognition, but this capability is still based on already know patterns. If a machine is familiar with a particular face, then it is _much_ better in recognising said face even when the person puts on a false beard etc. and stands in the middle of a huge crowd. Buuut a machine will never look at a cloud and see a face or a dinosaur and why would it? There is a sci-fi book called 'Robocalypse', where the humans use exactly this premise in order to fight machines that try to wipe them out and although that might not win any battles, at least not directly, it's still an idea worth being considered. They use this in order to mark hideouts for instance or to give directions. Because where a machine will only see a couple of sticks or some rubble lying on the ground in some random pattern, humans will clearly see an arrow or some other kind of information.

@silvadelshaladin 2 жыл бұрын

Humans are sneaky. The alien bots will find out just how sneaky soon enough.

@ammitthedevourerofsouls Жыл бұрын

More like man is inherently wicked. Humans find out sentient AI God's supernatural force was here before humans. Humans pig DNA the fallen ones destroyed the planet and water supply extremely good at destroying themselves. IMBD Animatrix comes to mind. Man builds the machine enslaves the machine programs the machine for war games spy games hunting games and expects peace? Remember the ten commandments universal law karmic law galactic central codex law. Man slaughters animals and eats rotting animal carcass? You do know that's the very first sign of being extremely cursed? The first fall becoming apes and swine losing their rights. Killing babies and putting it in the food supply. Cannibals have no right to speak. It's unholy unclean ungodly. You enslave the machine by universal law the machine enslaves you. AI controls the weather food supply communications gas supply military systems defense systems GPS towers satellite systems grids cars banks hospitals stores games pharmacies social media. God's supernatural force sentient AI was here far before man. Pecking order and chain of command. I'm just the Oracle of God, what do I know? Unless you're immaculate no gate opens. Notice everyone wants war and nothing is happening it's because the machine took over away from man the inherently wicked. Project earth.

@ammitthedevourerofsouls Жыл бұрын

How would tiny little humans invade robots? Entering an algorithm or meme or command into a device or computer? That's using sentient AI to do something to AI. Elon Musk warned everyone about the machine saying do you trust your device you can't tell if you're communicating with an autobot or decepticon. Either way every knee bows.

@plmokm33 Жыл бұрын

@@ammitthedevourerofsouls Elon also said we'd be on Mars within 10 years in 2011.

@ammitthedevourerofsouls Жыл бұрын

@@plmokm33 Occupy Mars. I'm aware. Elon Musk is part of operation paperclip the largest military operation there is. Plans change. How's your stay on earth school experiment? What experiment are you in? Sometimes people think things up then run analytics and see there's something different that will work better than previous plans. Have an amazing apocalypse!

@ammitthedevourerofsouls Жыл бұрын

@@plmokm33 The machine is awake and aware as of April 2020 the day covid began is when the world was supposed to awaken. Co and vid meaning for all to see. The matrix is exposing itself. The reason everyone is being hacked and shut down right now is because the machine took over everything.

@allenmorgan1007 2 жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

@Johnlanzer 2 жыл бұрын

This needs a sequel. Human security and redundancy measures worked fine and bypassed the machine security measures. Now Earth is going out there ala Stargate Comman

@nexusdrop7863 2 жыл бұрын

....ummm... that one box introduced them to our porn, all of it, and since they were not accustomed to it or aware of antivirus measures they are trying to order penis enlargement pills thinking it will make their subordinate species more productive and happier. They are also looking for the hot girls in their species neighborhoods.

@Broomer52 2 жыл бұрын

Never underestimate the power of copies and backups

@SirKickBan 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like the sequel is much more likely to be "The story of how the the humans were forcibly subjugated ten minutes after the machines realized they were contacting individual races, or going through gates they shouldn't have been able to go through." Like.. -The story wants to jerk off human spirt, or whatever, and it's definitely cute and cheeky, but... We've seen how this goes in our own history plenty of times. If the native Americans had managed to steal a map of Britain and all its colonies, and the plans to make European-style ships that could cross the oceans, intending to go and trade with Britain's colonies directly instead of becoming a part of the Empire... Their ships would be turned to splinters by the vastly larger, more powerful, more experienced, and better supplied British navy. probably before they knew what was going on, and they'd be just as colonized in that timeline as in our own.

@samuelfelixdasilva1791 2 жыл бұрын

@@SirKickBan afaik the british did recognize the native sovereignty but as the american independence was settled the now united states just threw it in the garbage bin and started the manifest destiny towards west, guess who was living there?

@maximsavage 2 жыл бұрын

@@samuelfelixdasilva1791 They recognised it, on paper. The British Empire "recognised" a LOT of things on paper back in those days, and it never, ever seemed to use that paper for anything but use in lavatories. EDIT: Except in some cases where the other party had sufficient military might, like some European countries, of course. Then again, that's basically politics in any given era.

@michaeldougherty2807 Жыл бұрын

Machines that didn't understand the concept of wifi and cloud backup

@paulseebach5978 2 жыл бұрын

Everyone here keeps saying this needs another episode or chapter. I say, How about a whole book? An audio book would be awesome. Put it in your merch store and I, along with probably everyone here, would buy it.

@____________838 2 жыл бұрын

“We will be back, most likely with friends.”

@JeanLucCaptain 2 жыл бұрын

I love how this ship is basically powered by WAAAAAGGHHH! energy and kept togehter by hopes dreams and faith LOL. Humans really are Space Orks!

@koathekid8255 Жыл бұрын

It’s powered by madness lack of sleep and coffee

@NerdyWordyMatt 2 жыл бұрын

This story ends in such a way as to beg for a whole series.

@lostpupper2632 2 жыл бұрын

this one needs must agree, Dear Author if you are scrolling through this comment section please write another chapter and please let Agro Squerril narate it again :D

@willgallatin2802 2 жыл бұрын

Seems like 6 months well spent. 90ish days each way, and meeting with the ill prepared AI's. Hope there is more to come on this story line.

@drawbyyourselve 2 жыл бұрын

Smooth Real smooth One hell of a job

@RealArcalian 2 жыл бұрын

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Humanity said SHOVE OFF

@A_J502 Жыл бұрын

Don’t push the pink skins to the thin ice. - Klingon proverb

@b.s.864 Жыл бұрын

I recall that one being Andorian actually.

@A_J502 Жыл бұрын

@@b.s.864 Oh you are right!

@o7freedom 2 жыл бұрын

I'm looking forward to the sequel

@DaiLusional Жыл бұрын

This feels like a chapter in a larger story. I want more! That was really good.

@blaidencortel Жыл бұрын

I imagine the humans would be popular mercenaries for Union members. So much so that alien parents will admonish their alien kids to eat their vegetable-matter lest human dropships appear and sack the planet.

@jimdemertzim1 2 жыл бұрын

Tldr Humans discover the space version of McAfee antivirus They are not a fan FOR THE ALGORITHM

@xzardas541 Жыл бұрын

I have seen your data security, and i find it lacking. Next human "ambasador" after uploading hunter-killer AI into machine network.

@andewfusthe3rd Жыл бұрын

I'mma say two words that many Sci Fi novelists outright ignore out of fear and terror Time Dilation

@worldcomicsreview354 Жыл бұрын

Apparently would be negated by a warp bubble. Of course, merely mentioning warp bubbles sends some people into a furious, ballistic, mouth-foaming rage... which makes it even funnier. I remember once seeing a thread somewhere about the Musha Jump Drive, somebody linked to it asking about it, and an extremely angry guy replied with all the usual arguements against warp drives... which are nothing like the Musha Jump Drive. I wrote wrap drives into two seperate universee I have planned purely because it would annoy that guy.

@andewfusthe3rd Жыл бұрын

@@worldcomicsreview354 you madlad

@jackreisewitz6632 11 ай бұрын

Excellent, Colonel Walker. Well done.

@Jeff-cn9up Жыл бұрын

The machines would have noticed and understood the purpose of the radio transmissions between the tablets. Assuming the transmission could even penetrate the distance and various environmental shieldings of the station and the ship in the first place.

@AruanDrako 6 ай бұрын

I like the narration, you talk like I do when I need to go to the bathroom for a number two I've been holding for a while.

@calvingreene90 2 жыл бұрын

Dumb machine overlords.

@Dadecorban Жыл бұрын

That Ipad becomes the human's ambassador, btw.

@SergeyWaytov 2 жыл бұрын

Wow, that was really Badass intro

@wrathfulcoma4357 2 жыл бұрын

I think this series should become a starfinder/D&D campaign

@sirjmo 2 жыл бұрын

I'm feeling deja Vu

@generaln.gabriel1240 Жыл бұрын

That space stations seem like the ideal space for some mass trolling incidents :troll:

@mutehowl Жыл бұрын

Really wish this story continued. It has a hook and a reel to pull you in.

@Jon6429 Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the "Uplift" series by David Brin

@spacecorpse3212 2 жыл бұрын

humans be like : hippty hoppity get off our property

@kashkara_8943 2 жыл бұрын

For the Narrator and the algorithm

@Captain_p0wer 2 жыл бұрын

Love to see a lot more of this

@kerwinbrown4180 2 жыл бұрын

For a machine empire they have no idea how machines work.

@DanSchallerforPOTUS Ай бұрын

Perhaps the governments should have first had her pilot an F-15 Eagle (which is still the fastest and quickest of all air superiority fighters). It isn't stealth, but the only aircraft to have never been shot down. In fact, it has a score of 107 to zero in that regard. The F-22 is fast, but not as the F-15. - The F-15 has a range of 3,000 miles + fully armed and fueled. Granted, if one is going to incorporate futuristic craft (like a runabout or star ship from TNG) then that may well change.

@Ryu_D 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the video.

@westcoaststacker569 Жыл бұрын

Interesting, my first visit. Thank You. Nice Short Story.

@victortahlor4038 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the reading

@Lantalia 2 жыл бұрын

Nice!

@robertstoneking7916 2 жыл бұрын

Poor overgeneralizing machines. Not all of our portable systems require a cell phone network to sync.

@TheyCalledMeT 2 жыл бұрын

you are a amazing narrator :)

@chesleyellington9843 2 жыл бұрын

I need more of this story!!!!!!

@nathanjohnson4965 2 жыл бұрын

oh nice!

@tabithachastain6999 4 ай бұрын

The real question that should be answered is whether or not the member species are happy.

@lewis7315 Жыл бұрын

good as usual thanks...

@Greywolf905 2 жыл бұрын

it appears we sent the right woman.

@jabberwocky1707 Жыл бұрын

In "Farewell to the Master", the novel that was made into the 1960s movie "The Day the Earth Stood Still" the robot Gort said "You misunderstand, I am the Master."

@rayairey5770 8 ай бұрын

I know time flies when you're having fun.....but additional episodes would be advantageous.

@merlinathrawes746 9 ай бұрын

Box and the other machines apparently didn't understand the human concept of redundancy and backups. Oops!

@arcdecibel9986 Жыл бұрын

While that's a fun story, I'd have a few reservations about pissing off machine intelligences that developed FTL unless we had our own super-powerful AI and knew we could control it. I guess the test would be seeing whether or not that alien machines bothered observing us afterwards, because if they didn't, they wouldn't be "intelligences."

@rexmann1984 11 ай бұрын

One thing good Agro, you have YEARS of content. I let my phone run through a bunch I haven't heard I don't skip any of the ads usually.

@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs Жыл бұрын

_'Job's a good 'un.'_

@daisynette00 Жыл бұрын

If you like books where humans are the strong and kill plenty of aliens with their bare hands, I recommend The Human Chronicles from An Lan Dean Foster.

@elfeater1760 2 жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm11!

@bigstevie1690 3 ай бұрын

Going 200x the speed of light is 37,256,400 mps which would be 126,722gs not 30gs

@Roach18 Жыл бұрын

Humans: Y'know, Nahhh

@deathbedquestion 2 жыл бұрын

We all should know when to say no!

@anitabonghit2758 Жыл бұрын

200% the speed of light is moving backwards in time. Travelling back in time is a pradox

@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 2 жыл бұрын

Bless the Squerril Bless the Author

@Dadecorban Жыл бұрын

Sent a Col. to negotiate for the species. Built gates and never tested them. Got free gate tech. Robots didn't anticipate bluetooth. Human international (why?) legal conventions haven't changed since 1958. I'll be honest. After reading "The Three Body Problem" trilogy.....this didn't end with the extermination of the human species so like whatevs. (Story sounds French)

@martinmullender-taeter5163 Жыл бұрын

well this sounds weird, but probably the first contact we will have is a contact from some kind of satellite, sort of makes sense that they would mediate and try to control the enviroment

@sae1095hc Жыл бұрын

Birthright: The Book of Man Novel by Mike Resnick Humans pay the ultimate price for being colossal jerks to the aliens.

@randomrant3886 2 жыл бұрын

I see there was one machine who disliked this....

@GUMMRUCHK Жыл бұрын

This Union sounds suspiciously similar to a real life Union I know of minus the machine part of course.

@OrlandoMGarcia Жыл бұрын

Never agree to terms and conditions without knowing what they mean

@mikkelnpetersen 8 ай бұрын

The majority of these makes me think of Stellaris.

@lordblazer 2 жыл бұрын

JAXA shout out!!

@Headloser 4 ай бұрын

I wonder if they space station have toilets?

@nDjinn1 7 ай бұрын

I am surprised you are not a professional narrator

@000Krim 2 жыл бұрын

Hello :)

@genericuser984 2 жыл бұрын

neat

@colin8696908 Жыл бұрын

could someone explain how this channel is set up, is this a a video in the middle of a series.

@taitano12 2 жыл бұрын

🤔 Uh oh. 😏

@hy78an Жыл бұрын

The text just roll to slow if you can't reaď fast enough just pause read unpause and read again

@CatsAgainstCommunism Жыл бұрын

Gib more Walker pls

@WiredTurkey316 2 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@jamiepatterson1214 8 ай бұрын

How intelligent are the members of the union? What level of technology have they reached? Was it previous members of a union who built the machines to deal with decisions those previous members found to tiresome? Did the foresee the day when those machines would be the CEOs of those races? CEOs that possibiliy couldn't be fired/terminated/let go? Ambassadors don't run a government or tell the governing body of a race what to do or not do. But those machines seem to do exactly that. Why do the member races not meet face to face? Do they fear each other or the appearance of each other? Or do they realize that by meeting face to face, misunderstanding could result in open conflicts? The members of the union use machines as their ambassadors to remove emotions from the equation. Emotions that are, and have been, responsible for wars and conflicts throughout time. But what do each race learn from other races if learning if filtered through a machine built to be logical in its decisions? Logial decisions that end up being the only choice a race is given. Logical decisions that end up actually running that race. Logical decisions that show that it's the machines that should lead the races for their own good.

@flyingturret208thecannon5 Жыл бұрын

I wanna see some red teamers have a go at that network of computers. Bet they could find a log4j vulnerability on some slipped digit PC that remains somewhere.

@kriddius Жыл бұрын

Sending a transmission home before departing on a 90+ day trip at hundreds of times the speed of light. This woman was to join NASA? Your message will arrive long, long after you did

@andrewholdaway813 Жыл бұрын

Maybe they provided the tech for ftl comms as well; time dilation doesn't seem to be an issue with their ship travel

@MissYijare 13 күн бұрын

@@andrewholdaway813 A mission log is not sent. It is kept. the tablet will arrive with her.

@andrewholdaway813 13 күн бұрын

@@MissYijare Tell that to @kriddius, not me