God's real name is not Percy, God is actually a painter called Harold. I remember it from school... "Our father, do art in Heaven, Harold be thy name...".

I had someone try to scare me with "there are ghosts / spirits in this place, so just be careful". Found the best response is "that's fine, I hear voices so it's only right I finally see where they're coming from." Nothing gets someone to shut up quicker.

I do so enjoy Billy Connolly. Though I'm still not entirely convinced that he and John Cleese are two separate individuals.

"they've got everything - except a F#*king Ghost!"

"...That night, they don't sleep a fuckin' wink!!!..." 🤣🤣🤣

"Slap them in the face" And now they've felt a specific form of energy, kinetic.

One of very few comedians who can make me roar with laughter. I've been a fan since the first time I saw him on television, several decades ago. He can make me laugh when nothing else can even make me smile.

I love the ghost shows...they ask the spirits to give them a sign but when they get a sign they freak out and run away...🤣

Billy Connolly is one of the best comedians of all time. He can talk for hours without any apparent material and still make it hilariously funny.

The Big Yin is 80 this year, and he is still very funny!

I saw Billy twice in concert in Australia....took me 10 mins to catch onto his accent - couldn't breath the rest of the show!

Billy, you are an absolute hero of mine. I've almost died on several occasions because I've not been able to breathe while laughing at your stories. I've seen stars and heard ringing in my ears, and I've loved every moment of it. If the whole world was filled with people just like you it would be a paradise of wisdom and joy. Thank you for every story, every world tour, every record, every show, every moment you've spent bringing laughter and happiness into this world. May your melons be always Afghan, may your soup be always Octopus Arsehole soup, may your incontinence knickers be always fresh, and may you be certain that you're loved and appreciated across the globe.

I was so proud when I found out I was related to Billy. He is my gran's cousin. A proud Scot she was and so disgusted in Billy's humour she never told us :)

Absolute legend, I'm proud to be Scottish❤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I feel a certain energy between us billy, you talk and I laugh

been watching Billy since parky interviews mid 70s... love him ... he's still funny in his recent programmes ... I hate to see ill health nibble away at him ... 🥺

Several of us were crashing over at a friend's place one night after a drinking session, and I woke up early because of the light and found myself, on the floor, next to the stereo. Everyone else was fast asleep. This was before mobile phones or internet (about 1988), so the only thing to do was listen to a tape on the stereo. I found some headphones there and looked through the tapes. I'd grown up without TV, but I'd heard of Billy Connolly and there was a tape by him. So I plugged the headphones in and listened to it, chuckling silently to myself so as not to disturb anyone else. That was, until I got to 'Ivan the Terrible'. I involuntarily laughed so hard I woke everyone else up. Mr Popular I was not.

The Big Yin's been killing it for almost as long as I've been knocking around, and he's still got it!

Billy Connelly should be hailed and exalted as a “living gem”. So refreshing to see his original and irreverent humour (anyone taking offence at the few “naughty” words should do just as the Dwarf Chieftain Dain said in “The Hobbit” - would you mind just “Sodding Off”)

Found a video of Billy back in the 90's when I was about 6 and he still cracks me up . ❤

A REAL comedian! The best one in history. (And I'm not just saying that because I'm from "working class" Glasgow.)

Do you know I can be feeling like death itself but ten seconds watching this guy and I’m feeling good again....what a fu#king treasure 🌹

'A grey lady walking across the lawn....' that is one of the best BC funniest performances ever. Don't leave us Billy. Ever. Or we'll be even more lost than we already are.

i love this man, he is one of the greats. ever notice how our best comedians are some of our best intellects?

this has me doubled up. the grey lady walking across the garden and Derek Acorah speaking to his guru hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my face hurts

I love this man with every essence of my being.

Nobody says 'fuck' like a comedian, and no comedian says 'fuck' like Billy. What a master. :¬)

Saw him live, I was glad when he went off stage, I had no energy left from laughing so much. Billy, Dave Allen and Ronnie Barker - unparalleled comedy. My Mum thought Billy had a "filthy mouth", but came close to piddling herself whenever he was on telly anyway.

I have grown up watching Billy. We couldn't wait until Xmas to watch a newly release video and then dvds. It was a family must. Billy is without a doubt a Scottish Treasure. We adore him. X

OMG the Scottish equivalent of George Carlin. 💝 IT‼️ I miss me some good old fashioned, down to earth reality, in your face George Carlin!

Legend. Americans and Brits have their own comics and typically stick to there own. Billy transcends both and is truly the definition of 'legend'. Brilliant.

If it wasn't for KZfaq then the under 20's would never know what it is like to have real humour on a stage making people laugh until they get a hernia in the way Sir Billy Connollydoes.

Billy is one of a kind. He is hilariously funny. Robin Williams, Richard Pryor, and Billy Conolly are my three favourite comedians.

Another great comedian calling it as it is.

I've always thought of Billy as not a comedian at all! Just a storyteller who tells funny stories and the greatest storyteller I've ever heard! I miss his stand ups so much!

Ain’t gonna lie but Ghost Hunting with the Happy Mondays was probably the best couple hours entertainment I’ve seen since I last saw Billy perform. It was bloody hilarious. Shaun Ryder and Bez pissed up on a ghost hunt was comedy gold.

I am a fortunate one who has seen a real ghost. Never forget it. Late night in bed about age 13. Rolled over and watched the ghost of my dad walk by my bed from foot to head and right through my bedroom wall... 58 now and the memory is as vividly seared into my mind as it was the night it happened. I have no doubt I could pass a polygraph with ease. Dad died 40 years later.... THEY DON'T FUCKING EXIST! (I WAS OBVIOUSLY ASLEEP) ;) But man; as I relate this to you - the memory as I described IS vivid as hell...

Love Billy ..makes me proud to be Scottish ✨✨✨❤️❤️❤️

good on ya Billy, the best all the time.....and thanks for all the years of laughter, never get tired of listening to Mr Connolly...

Billy tells an awesome story. The way he does is so funny

Billy is just amazing. One in a trillion.

This is pretty impressive, though the material would not come across in a transcript. This man has amazing charisma. I thought that he was tied with Patrick McGoohan for best Columbo Villain in the revived version. Subtle acting touches. At the end, ever the good sport he asks: "Mr. Columbo, can you recommend a prison with a good music programme"? And his distinct resemblance to John Cleese made me reflect on what a brilliant Columbo Villain Cleese would have made. Columbo vs. Basil Fawlty. Maybe he finally Jack Lemon'd his wife...

Billy Connolly is to stand up comedy what Elvis was to rock and roll. May the king of comedy material never die😀😀😀.

Love Billy. For some reason his "why do they call you donkey?" Joke comes to my mind a few times a week

Spot on Billy about that ghost programme. They were all related. Miss seeing you perform.🌹

Thanking God I have had his humor in my life.

Was my nan who got me into billy when I was about 12 (naughty nan😂) and been hooked ever since. Nans passed now so always think of her when I watch him

The greatest of all time. No one beats Billy.

A true legend

I've had several people tell me my rustic little cottage is haunted by one of the previous occupants. Someone told me the ghost is of a little old man who died upstairs. Trouble is, the cottage has only existed for fifteen years, I'm the second person to live here, the previous occupant is alive and well and the building that was here before was someone's car shed.

I don't know if it's the hair, the lighting, or the voice but it was like "Holy crap - I'm watching John Cleese?" I adore them both!

The fact that we eventually die absolutely terrifies the living hell out of me Honestly, I'm surprised everyone doesn't run around panicking all the time Do we have something in us that stops us thinking aboyt it too much?

He’s one of a kind. He’s the only comedian who makes me laugh every time🤣

🤣 Nothing gets me rolling harder than this guy, I swear.

I saw Derek acorah in Dublin airport once and always regretted not calling him a piece of shit to his face

Thank heavens for you Mr. Connolly. I watched some of that programme and I’ve always wanted to hide somewhere and spring at them at just the right moment and have someone film them screeching and screaming out the nearest door.

Very funny man, thanks for the laughter Billy Boy! 🤣

I love your work, seen you live in Perth West Australia 5 times.. Love your TV shows, interviews and admire your talks with your wife in how you've overcome so much. Send us a sign when you pass because afterlife, ghosts are real. I'll be waiting because even then you'll be brilliant

i just love Billy Connolly, makes me laugh every time.

A comic genius. For which i thank him, bringing such laughter to this world.

Best review of Most Haunted that I've ever seen!🤣 God bless you, Billy.

Billy: Genuinely brilliant and funny, merciless to fools and con artists.

Billy is my favourite comedian and has been since I first saw him on the tele decades ago. I had bought his records,videos and saw him in Carnegie Hall in NY in the early 90's when I visited NY. I knew he was going to play there. I love Billy!

Billy your some man for one man!

You watch his stuff over and over and still laugh loudly, even though u know the lines

Go on Billy, plant the seed and then don't give a jot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤣

I went to see him once at The King's Theatre as I also saw him in an episode of Columbo in Murder In Too Many Notes I am dedicating this TV series called Columbo to my old school friends who are both sisters as I hope to see them both again very soon to Chris and Hester from Billyxxxxx

One of the greatest wee mental man ever 👏 ❤️ 🙌 💙 👌 ♥️ 👏 😊

Billy should have been Prime Minister. Imagine it. “ The French are upsetting our fishermen” “Tell them to Fuck off”

Oh how I love this man. 😀

I've been saying for years that I was dead for billions of years before I was born and when I die that's what I will once again be. Thanks Bill for concurring with me.

This one of his best shows

I have always been baffled by Billy Connolly. Not once have I ever laughed at a single thing he has ever said.

My god, Billy Connolly and I think the absolute same, thank you for posting this 😂

The funniest man to ever grace us

I just cannot be even amused by this man.

Billy is a living Legend.

Wonderful...............as always!

a cultural icon....like Larry the Cable Guy....no script just be yourself and ppl cry with laughter

Your story and you history of making jokes out of your experiences both good and bad is a wonderfull example of coping that should be taught to everyone, that way maybe just a few more people wouldnt give up hope, thanks for you being you, and Pamela for being there for you.

I've had the 'a certain energy between us' line trotted out before more than a few times so allow your dear ol' Aunty Jenna to expand just a bit on what you do in those situations... after you slap them, hit them harder and run for the hills, possibly getting someone with a mental health care degree to go deal with the speaker too. Nothing good comes out of a line like that. Best case, it's a creep who is using a line that makes your skin crawl and should be scraped off their rock and tossed back into the sea - worst case, it ends with them explaining that energy is why they feel safe telling you how they really are vampires and know you connect throughout the ages. (And yes. I've had that happen. Still more normal than the guy who thought he was a werewolf hitting on me by telling me about his axe collection. While I sat on my husband's LAP and quietly prayed for an adult to come and rescue me. And no. I'm not kidding. Sigh. And no, it wasn't a halloween party. Different places/times. Both dead serious. I just wanted them to be dead. Seriously.) Harmless twat or nutjob that wants to wear your skin - they both need help above your paygrade, so run and hope the dumpster fire they are can be put out by someone else. ~shuder~

Billy, the like of which we will never see again.

Big man....cheers for the laughs.....and for the cokes when I was a kid, and dad delivered to the Clachan in Drymen....he was the butcher from the Vale....👍👍👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍺🍺🍺

Whenever one of those ghost programmes come on they always make me wonder what’s on the other side!😝

I still quote this every time I watch a ghost movie or whenever the topic turns to the supernatural. Bloody legendary! 😂

Billy’s humour is so natural and brilliant

Bill Connolly videos should come with a warning attached, caution you may piss when you laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣. Long live the big yin.

2:05 - This applies even more to Most Haunted now in 2022. A show which has now become a parody of itself. They are now relegated to their KZfaq channel, as no respectable TV station wishes to be associated with them anymore after a decade or more of blatant fakery by their own production team, including Karl Beattie, who likes to throw knives around pretending it was a ghost who did it.

All hail to the Clown Prince of Comedy. Wonder if he realises the number of people whose sanity he has probably saved over the course of his magnificent career. He certainly saved mine when I was growing up. I’ve adored him since I was 14. Am in my sixties now. I dread the day he’s no longer here. We won’t ever see his like again. A unique genius.

Bros a comedian he really makes you laugh

Best story teller ever!. Loved the way he'd be part way into a story, digress for twenty minutes or so then go back to what he was originally talking about and you would remember. Saw him in Melbourne and he was soo in the zone, checked his watch and said 'oh for f*cks sake, I've done it again!'. He gone over an hour longer than he was supposed too. We as the audience didnt care!. Thanks for the laughs Billy! Nuff said.

One of the best all time comedians but there are most definitely ghost

he was such a great comedian..

Wish I’d have seen him live in Scotland.

Thank you Billy :-)

Most Haunted was one of the best comedy programs around at that time, watched one where the spirit of an English aristocrat from the 16th century entered that fake medium guy, one of the group asked him who was on the throne at that time, and he didn't know...comedy gold, if you're going to fake it, then at least do your research 😆

I saw this legend in Brisbane back in the day. He made us laugh so hard I had a sore stomach for. 2 days. Love this man

Very funny and gifted man. His gift to the world will be a timeless reminder of the Scottish nwit and charm

I saw him live many many yrs ago.. makes ya cry laughin! Luv him..

As my 8 yr old son once exclaimed " God is called Harold".