LMFAO NOO-

[yelling over police sirens and screams] “Now at this point, we enter an inevitable car chase , but I'm not seeing a helicopter yet- oh-” [The light and sound of a helicopter enters into view] “Ah! There we go- wow. GTA is very realistic for a video game.” [A cop uses a megaphone] Cop: PULL OVER [laughing, our protagonist yells back] “Youll never get me alive!” [softening his voice] “You can see how into character I'm getting.”

@@Iknow177 this needs to happen now lmao

@@Iknow177 bro you made a comment more realistic than gta

I shot myself to test if prostitutes can actually heal you

Yus

3:10 breaking

Yep

that must be some incredibly cringe durability

@@theREALsilviautism wood pickaxes have terrible durability anyway

Then forcing it back into a solid cube shape

AND MAKING THEM BREEDABLE

@@CozyGoes That's how cobblestone generators work.

@@CozyGoes bruh

@@CozyGoes *w h y*

And he can do so without taking ANY physical damage whatsoever.

So where's the timely manor?

Also keep in mind that you can hold 37 stacks of blocks for a total of 2368 blocks. So Steve can sprint while carrying 2360 cubic meters of gold. A single cubic meter of gold is about 19, 300kg or 42,550lbs

@@Spencer-wc6ew HOLD IT! You failed to consider having 37 shulker boxes with 27 stacks each. This results in 1,233,964,800 kilograms. Then we have Enchanted Apples. They had the crafting recipe of 8 gold blocks plus 1 apple. Apples are about .1 kilograms each. This means that we'd be dealing with 6393.6 kilograms of apple PLUS 9,871,718,400 kilograms of gold. This means Steve would be lifting at least 9,871,724,793.6 kilograms of material at one time, disregarding the mass of the shulker boxes themselves. This is equivalent to about 10,881,714 IMPERIAL TONS of material. For perspective, the Palace of the Parliament in Bucharest, Romania, which is one of the heaviest buildings on the Earth if not THE heaviest, is only 4,700,000 imperial tons.

@Joel Roy yeah either the animals are tough af or logic works different there Or none at all

Or annoyed that someone stole his video🤣

Yeah! He'll be upset when he sees the pickaxe beat the wooden axe

That would be an amazing collab

I wouldn't call his axe primitive...

Yeah

Ya now

Steve does have insane strength to be fair

He can break diamond block and carry more than 64 of them

Is to concentrate his strenght and that way getting the mineral

His fists are harder than diamond

Well that is in fact because obsidian is hard, but its all very brittle which means it breaks easily, obsidian is harder than steel but still have flexibility and can deform where obsidians only reaction to taking a beating is to shatter.

-ah so that's why obsidian is the weaponsmith in land of the lustrous-

The same goes to diamonds. They are very hard, but that mean he can scratch anything without being scratched, but is very fragile, if you drop one in the floor occour the risk of breaking them.

@@rochareload3465 I am curious about this fragility. Are other precious gemstones like rubies, emeralds and sapphires also as fragile, or are they more durable even though they are not as hard ?

@@juhanipolvi4729 emerald, ruby and saphire are just, green, red and blue quartz respectively, they have a considerable resistance bigger than diamond, but more like glass.

Yes

To be fair, glass is actually a very hard material. It's just that it's incredibly brittle, as well. Obsidian can scratch steel, and retain a much finer edge, but hardness is just resistance to deformation, not necessarily resistance to destruction. Steel can flex, so if it takes enough force to make it deform, it will bend, and, when properly heat-treated, flex back into place. But with glass? If it takes enough force to make it deform, all it can do is shatter.

To be fair, a cubic meter of obsidian is still gunna be a pain to break

@@lunaticfae4415 pain in also getting hit in the skin by tons of obsidian fragments and maybe huge sharp obsidian shards cutting you

​@@sploob865 yep, and the Aztecs knew this very well, hence why they created the macuahuitl weapon.

That and he can carry a couple thousand tonnes of gold

tbh the breaking speed for stone is super unrealistic for steve as he can easily lift 9,594,961.92 tonnes of gold without struggling ay all

@@shootymcshootfacekoff7972 1.2 million tonnes of gold from my math

@@ruberine2086 Steve could probably blast straight through iron *blocks* and mobs with his bare fists if he wasn't scared of ripping a hole through space and time, itself.

Well, no. You see, strength of a person is different from the strength of a tool. Steve may be strong but a wooden pickaxe would break the moment it touch the stone.

Just name a iron pickaxe *wooden pickaxe*

That’s what they said of jet fuel and steel beams

@@com3144 _names netherite pickaxe_ *"Wooden pickaxe"*

were all forgetting STEVES super strength... He can hold shulkers *dense rock-like shells* filled with golden apples *the weight of 9 gold* times every slot in his inventory

@@universal5459 True. He can carry an unbelievable amount of stuff on him. 64 cubic meter blocks of stone, gold, diamond, etc would be incredibly heavy, and Steve doesn’t even slow down carrying it in his hand.

Dapz :0

you should do it dapz

omg its the guy who broke a nokia with his bare hands

that'd be cool! i wonder what the test would be though... there are a lot of ways to compare strength :D

I think they'd all be equal failures.

That’s funny

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I don't get it

@@donmagulon there’s this common phrase, “stuck between a rock and a hard place”

@MrFox5428 Rust moment

If "living" in a world where gravity appears to be an entity of its own that picks and chooses which things can rise and fall is considered strength, then I don't know how we still call people physically weak.

The problem with that argument is that the wood itself may not be strong enough to take the force of the blows, so Steve being strong could actually be a detriment

@@electroshockgamer2733 and also taking account for minecrafts 20 irl minutes = 1 minecraft day that means 1 second irl = 6 minecraft minutes.

Other than gravity.

He can break obsidian with his hands it jsut takes long unless he says /gamemode creative

The stone is literally annihilated when he uses his hands, that's why he uses softer materials like iron/diamond

He’s so strong he needs a pick axe to make sure he doesn’t shatter it in the progress

Dude, a pickaxe lasts a lifetime even if it is repaired and used daily. Steve can demolish 3 iron picks or more per day.

@@ramenguy2186 Steve is retired Doom Slayer confirmed, even went through a name change

Tomahowk

Wewd✨

Haha hard wood go brrrrr

Always gotta go 110%

wewd

Why would you be carrying piglin money outside of the Nether?

Its literally called bedrock irl

your joke but worse

XD

@@oi_bruv No jokes here kiddo.

@@NihilTK No one could underestimate your ability to get a joke, truly.

cant wait for the video where he makes a portal to hell

That's going to be a blood bath considering how sharp diamond is so I've spoiled whats going to happen but i literally doubt that anyone would make a full life diamond sword but maybe someday

@Matt Axel Brinas can't wait for the vedio where he breeds villagers 🙂

@@gamezyplayer1861 cant wait for the video where he create diamond tools and armors

@@Cr3reeper cant wait for the video where he fights a evil sleep stingray

Ni wan pona

3 cubic meters I believe

Are you saying steve is 6 meters tall?

@@robertharris6092 he is 2 meters tall because each block is a meter. correct me if im wrong

@@thegamerfromjuipiter7545 yeah, thanks for correcting me, I meant cubic but accidentally wrote square

We have these trees all over where im from and we just cut them down and burn them 0_0

@Rusty Howe yeah that sounds about right

Given enough time he can destroy any block except for bed rock maybe it's like kryptonite if the only effect it gave would be weakness against mining it this is just a personal theory

i misread the steve for slave

@@nevergonnagiveyouup1853 i went from this 🥱 to this 😳

Steve can carry 36 full shulker boxes of gold blocks, which is about 927 stacks of gold blocks.

@@danothenailer wait can you put a shulker box in another shulker box

Expensive-ass pickaxe

Make it into a sword would be cooler

Ancient debris is platinum?

@@someotherworldlybeing3167 probably, but if it isn't, still a massive flex

@@someotherworldlybeing3167 it is close to it

What is considered weak to you?

Yeah, if he can break a piece of stone with his bare hands he could easily break a piece of stone with a chunk of wood.

@@Future-Frost Steve doesn't just break stone. He literally shatters the rock into dust! I think that the pickaxe is just holding him back.

@@bobbytonson5890 remember, he can punch any solid block into dust except unbreakable block

@@mst9io853 but he needs a pickaxe to actually preserve it

Also, he can carry many stacks of BLOCKS of gold without collapsing or breaking a sweat.

And the materials for that wooden pick is 3m³ 3 blocks of planks

@@-_-5808 and the stick for the pickaxe is roughly 1 fourth of a meter or 25cm in width and length

@@phrog9641 it would be 50 cm in length and 25m in width, because 2, 1m x 1m cubes on top of each other form 4 sticks. And the 3 planks on top would be 3m x 1m. So the height of a pick axe would be 1.5 m and width would be 3 m

Steve is just the giga chad

Holy cow, this is the most likes I've ever had.

pretty much hahaha -- though arguably steve can saw down trees once he has a crafting table!

It's not actually infinite weight, you can't put shulker boxes inside other shulker boxes, but it's still 6,912 cubic meters of gold, which weighs almost 120 million kg.

@@sarahtonin58913 there is a glitch that uses chest to stack chest inside if chest and u can hold it in your inventory

@@sarahtonin58913 You could probably increase it a tad by having one of the shulkers contain an ender chest with more shulkers in it, tbh.

@@sarahtonin58913 It's actually about 2.1 billion metric tons (2,134,500,854.06 metric tons, to be exact). Although, not obtainable legitimately. You can have items with NBT data, if given or pick-blocked in creative. Even a chest. Full of shulker boxes. Full of gold. And chests stack. So you could have 37 stacks of chests, full of shulker boxes, all full of gold blocks, and wear gold armor, for an absolutely ludicrous result. Technically, this actually stacks infinitely, you could put stacks of chests inside a chest, then get that chest, but your game would probably crash mid-way through this second level. So, technically, actually, yes, it is infinite weight.

99 percent of my live i was lied to

@@averageyoutubeuser1175 Does your mum do more dope than you do?

@finler ram and write a record about doing drugs and name it after her?

@finler ram You accidentally wrote an extra p

@@Stamnoj hold the frick up

i would say'' steeve?? its you?

DUDE THAT WOULD BE..... i forgor💀

I was gonna comment this but scrolled down to make sure that someone else hadnt done it yet. Surely enough someone did...

@@carlosiscool i have two sides: i forgor 💀 i rember 😊

@@dedmos6952 seY

Considering Steve is outrageously strong and really doesn't even the need the tools because he can break anything with his bare hands and the tools are basically for efficiency and he can carry the remains of basically a whole cave with him on hand, I believe it.

Yeah, golden apples are the heaviest item and Steve with millions of golden apples are litteraly almost the same of lifting 2 PYRAMIDES

@@blobanimatesx7466 Enchanted Golden Apple you mean

​@@sarahbarabe8470 The only reason he uses the tools is so he doesn't vaporize the stuff he mines

probably just because it looks and sounds cool lmfao

R.I.P obsidian

I do too! The pride of my collection is a big chunk of citrine geode

He could carry so much with his super sized pocket

Game theory?

@MrFox5428 then, 'notch apple' would be heavier cuz its crafted with 8 blocks of gold

He can carry a literal mass pf the biggest black hole

He can punch down trees, swim up waterfalls, cross oceans in a rowboat, carry enough material to build an entire house with ease, and hold buckets of molten lava in his bare hands. Steve is like a folk legend.

Ya

Ya

Mans built different

And can also carry any amount of material without any fatigue

steve is god

🤣🤣

Steve is actually Steve Rogers

he can break the stone with his hand too though. considering he can a inventory full of shulker boxes that are filled with gold k doubt he really cares about shards in his hands lmao.

Thats.... actually a really good point

I remember reading somewhere suggestion that in Minecraft 1 day is equal to 1 year of real time, because in Minecraft every process happening in only several days( trees growing, animal maturing e.c.). So it makes mining granite with wooden pickaxe is even more reasonable.

Even more so when considered steve's inhuman strength

Obsidian irl is actually really weak, he could break it with the first pickaxe

@Joonatan Isoaho that's true, it is really smooth so it can be really sharp when modeled

@@The_Copper_Element_Itself the mayans (or aztecs idk which one) had a weapon mzde from obsidian that could decapitate a horse

@@The_Copper_Element_Itself obsidian is used on surgeries becouse it can make cuts on an atomic level but is realllllllly easy to break so if just sone chips in the human body… oops

@@legitimate8463 prob none of those 2, i think it was the Incas, because yucatan's jungles aren't really a place full of volcanoes (and eventually obsidian). But the south american's mountains are

Yeah they don't break into the stone and more like smash them

Hammer time

Your math is correct, don't worry

Remember, Steve is so strong he can carry over a thousand blocks worth of gold for miles

@@scareraven9669 and without his speed decreasing

@Aziz • steve big boy

y’all it’s just a game lmao

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when you also consider that he can carry stacks of 1 metre cubic gold blocks without even slowing him down at all, a wood pickaxe to destroy stone is not very farfetched

Steve can carry a mountain in his pocket he is strong

@@laurafurtwangler8848 yea he is A g0d

actually possible - but obi did not drop

I afked for a few hours mining obbi with no tools.

@@Velonism5594 liar, the time it takes to break obsidian without tools is 250 seconds

@@R0DBS2 with haste on mobile 5 yrs ago

technically its possible,its just that the obsidian wouldn't drop

I did that but instead we used sword shaped branches to beat our siblings into submission

They were older than us

ya almost went into the goal of going to a floating cheese island and kill a huge ass overgrown black bat

My younger brother used to use branches he would find near our house to break larger chunks of gravel, so I believe you.

And fist

@@vers-over1886 really anything if you have enough patience apart from bedrock

@@iseegreen5297also except your own fist

This comment makes sense because he can lift 1000 metric tons of gold so chopping wood by hand is child's play for steve

@@creeper2103 *0 Steve is weak because of game physics.

Plus the fact that Steve can hold multiple shulkers full of gold blocks, and it doesn’t even effect his physical capability’s. therefore concluding that Steve is a literal alien.

Does bark count?

You obviously havnt see the guy who punched a tree down in real life

@@justinblair4239 yeah but trees in Minecraft are like a meter thick MINIMUM

yes you can, a shoalin monk once kept punching a tree his knuckles were bloody but he did it, he broke the tree down

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I just tried to do the math but immedietly got lost

Lets say a Minecraft day night cycle is 20 mins total , according to my calculations mining a stone block would take around a few minutes or less...i didnt do any math btw

Assuming my math is correct it takes a little over a minutes to break a block of stone with a 20 minute day/night cycle

@@orcasarentwhales yes u just rephrased what i said lol

Coincidence ı think not

@@dogchanell2896 actually... another guy made that same thing a year ago

Another guy tested that a year ago

The wood pick would only last a few hits before the point is broken or completely flat if he did thay

Wood picks already don’t last long ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@@jasonlittle6161 yeah and it would break pretty quick like it does in minecraft. It would still give it a better chance than hammering the rock.

Three cubic meters, actually.

That would look funny

Now I get it, it's not a pickaxe but a rock breaking hammer.