I tried DIY Weapons so you don't have to

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4 жыл бұрын

The other day, someone sent me a video from r/MallNinjaSh*t of a guy turning a cucumber into a DIY concealed blade, and I immediately needed to look for more of these sketchy DIY weapons. I looked around, and BOY did the internet deliver. But do any of these actually work? To find out, I’m gonna build myself an arsenal of the internet’s finest DIY weaponry, run it through some testing, and see how it fares.
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@SuperMinecrafter200 2 жыл бұрын

"I made an extremely effective knife by only using, a cucumber, a spoon, and an extremely effective knife"

@TampicoV2 2 жыл бұрын

I made an effective gun using a bullet shell, gun powder, a bullet, and a gun and mag

@deletusmciamdeleted2797 2 жыл бұрын

I made an extremely effective tree using bone meal, a saplin, a stick, 4 planks, and 50 logs. And more saplings and more bone meal.

@bigcazza5260 2 жыл бұрын

made an extremely effective cigarette with some papers, filters and tobacco

@SquirrelHands. 2 жыл бұрын

Today I made an extremely effective apple using red dye, clay, an oven and an apple.

@henryhere 2 жыл бұрын

I have created and extremely effective baseball bat using a baseball bat and some cloth wrapping on the handle

@noaha6322 4 жыл бұрын

“Don’t mind me officer, just taking a walk with my self-defense cucumber!”

@Weisz 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@MonographicSingleheaded 3 жыл бұрын

Officer, are you perhaps shaming me for my DIY natural DLDO? 😂😊👍 I just used it. Yes, TOUCH IT I DARE YOU.

@MonographicSingleheaded 3 жыл бұрын

Ps youtube deleted my prev comment, same comment just changed one word a lil LOL.

@squaretorttle9400 3 жыл бұрын

@@MonographicSingleheadedKZfaq really loves their censorship

@Felix_Argyros 3 жыл бұрын

@@MonographicSingleheaded I love my dldos very very much

@peemaster-uu9qo Жыл бұрын

i love how the weapon made out of fucking sugar and nail polish was the one he felt most confident in

@Max-qq6rz 6 ай бұрын

it worked the best out of the other ones though

@peemaster-uu9qo 6 ай бұрын

@@Max-qq6rz that’s what im tryna get at bro 😔 how tf is sugar and nail polish the best option

@Duothimir 3 ай бұрын

@@peemaster-uu9qoBecause it's the one with the least moving parts. Literally just a pointy stick, but made of sugar. And as human history has shown, pointy sticks are really good at killing things.

@lux0rd01 Жыл бұрын

So I think this just confirms the candy cane shank everyone makes when eating a candy cane is an almost viable weapon

@GamingWITHsKeLeToR Жыл бұрын

i mean theyre gonna break in 1 poke, but if your poke is directly in the jugular in the side of the neck, can be 100% lethal.

@joeydr1497 Жыл бұрын

And you can disappear the weapon so no evidence.

@nebula_unauthorized3093 Жыл бұрын

@@joeydr1497 assuming you're ok with eating blood

@andrewliu6592 Жыл бұрын

@@nebula_unauthorized3093 just run it under a sink until the sugar is gone

@nebula_unauthorized3093 Жыл бұрын

@@andrewliu6592 OH YEAH

@alex.haraus 4 жыл бұрын

"Sean the Impaler" is my favorite WWE fighter.

@inameunnamedsongs4559 3 жыл бұрын

It's spelled Shawn

@tomiraina8520 3 жыл бұрын

@@inameunnamedsongs4559 it's Shaun

@seaniselin4063 3 жыл бұрын

Hmm

@pancake5830 3 жыл бұрын

@@inameunnamedsongs4559 theres different ways of spelling it

@Camothor10 3 жыл бұрын

It’s Chon

@manicsainer368 3 жыл бұрын

“Any weapon is an effective weapon when used against one’s nuts” - Sun Tzu

@cryamistellimek9184 3 жыл бұрын

One of Sun Tzu’s lesser known stratagems

@rexthefolf_4379 3 жыл бұрын

-the art of war

@goigonk4460 3 жыл бұрын

@mountaingamer2540 3 жыл бұрын

“All war is based on deception”- Sun Tzu

@jrlopez1027. 3 жыл бұрын

Women: I have no such weaknesses

@purplegrapedrankk 2 жыл бұрын

"Aren't you going to be way more suspicious of a guy with a giant cucumber sticking out of his pocket?" No need to fear, there's room in the rear.

@Aliyah_666 9 ай бұрын

Ooof....😂 the old prison pocket.

@lincroyableprocrastinateur5414 Жыл бұрын

I've always thought that if the NASA ever needed to improvise with random objects again, getting some prisoners on the team would be extremely effective.

@muskrat4852 3 жыл бұрын

Two of the diy “weapons” first require purchasing weapons.

@tommythompson6516 3 жыл бұрын

Meant to be hidden weapons but like.. why...? A pocket is just fine... and a shoe knife does 0 good if you can’t do a roundhouse kick on everybody you fight.

@thIDthIRreenactor 3 жыл бұрын

@@tommythompson6516 with the shoe knife just kick your enemy in the nuts

@tommythompson6516 3 жыл бұрын

@@thIDthIRreenactor somewhat true but then you have to listen to their screams

@thIDthIRreenactor 3 жыл бұрын

Yea

@tommythompson6516 3 жыл бұрын

@Back-up For the back-up I bet the guy who made that watched kingsman like once and thought: yeah that seems effective

@jadenkobsar5253 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine seeing on the news: “Man stabbed to death with a jolly rancher icicle that the suspect likes to call *the shank* “

@trindalas 3 жыл бұрын

The Jolly Shanker

@deltab9768 3 жыл бұрын

Hoist the jolly rancher!

@johnlandefort8305 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@foskfismfus 3 жыл бұрын

I am dying at this comment plz 💀🤚

@foskfismfus 3 жыл бұрын

@@trindalas THE JOLLY SHANKER EIFNEOFJEODDE

@ProductKingReviews 2 жыл бұрын

The jolly rancher knife is scary especially considering it won’t set off a metal detector.

@ric270 Жыл бұрын

A Plastic shank would be more effective and deadlier

@Aliyah_666 9 ай бұрын

Maybe the dyes in the nail polish contain some metal. I know the kinds I have have some form of metal in them.

@SaintSaint Жыл бұрын

I think the paint roller wasn't a weapon. It's pretty much the same as a "bubble buster" for laminate work. It takes the bubbles out of fiberglass/carbonfiber on extremely large projects.

@ilostinterest4046 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being in a knife fight and a guy pulls out a cucumber and a jolly rancher dagger

@Sabrelake_Corp 2 жыл бұрын

RUN

@Garm_Hound 2 жыл бұрын

No a jolly shanker

@thecrystaltide3757 2 жыл бұрын

lucky for you, you've got a knife in your shoe, velcroed for *easy removal*

@redsoldier3264 2 жыл бұрын

@@thecrystaltide3757 *w o n d e r f u l*

@crazycactuar1465 2 жыл бұрын

When you pick weapons for their stats despite their looks

@Emmeralds 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine you’re a nurse and some guy comes in covered in blood and says he got stabbed by a knife made with jolly ranchers

@cypher5377 3 жыл бұрын

I would be lile well i aint saving you so the news would say Man killed by jolly ranchers homemade knife

@thIDthIRreenactor 3 жыл бұрын

@@cypher5377 then Democrats will ban high capacity assult jolly ranchers haha

@VlidOnTheLead 3 жыл бұрын

why are you so hard to craft

@raphaellecoeur5738 3 жыл бұрын

or "i got stabbed by a cucumber knife"

@kenjicarlos8402 3 жыл бұрын

"Here's an ice pack."

@yoshimaster1705 2 жыл бұрын

I remember i made spears in my back yard by scraping big sticks i found on the concrete, i got pretty good at throwing and thrusting them there are a bunch of holes in the tree behind one of my old houses

@justaguyposting5508 2 жыл бұрын

how many holes did you make,did you count?

@yoshimaster1705 2 жыл бұрын

@@justaguyposting5508 no

@bellakaldera3305 Жыл бұрын

If you had only known to fire harden the points, you'd be REALLY Paleo1

@Undonee92 2 жыл бұрын

They have thumb tacks with a small metal head instead of the giant plastic you had to cut off. The small flat metal head ones fit perfectly behind the dart tips if you use a knife to cut half way around the edge of the dart, slide the pin in and pierce through the head, then a dab of hot glue to seal it all up, and also makes it heavier

@thehollow6493 3 жыл бұрын

Missed opportunity to call the paint roller the “Pain Roller”

@jsnxjdjxjx2598 3 жыл бұрын

" *YOU CALL THIS BRUTALITY, WE CALL THIS A DIFFUCULTY TWEAK* "

@mr.poohmakes2041 3 жыл бұрын

No, just no.

@CarlJohnson-mf4qd 3 жыл бұрын

Oh hello there M.r. Wolololo man.

@cristinatorillas5835 3 жыл бұрын

The paint roller could help at zombie Apocalypse

@yugoworld214 3 жыл бұрын

Or a skint roller

@der_maus 2 жыл бұрын

candy dagger: +does insane damage +best weapon in the video +easily made +can backstab -breaks after 4 uses *-no random critical hits*

@nunyabiznes33 2 жыл бұрын

Emergency provision too, if you don't mind the nail polish coating

@ReiAkaris 2 жыл бұрын

the "glass" dagger

@mikedaniels470 2 жыл бұрын

The stats kinda sound like a weapon in TF2.

@dragonstripes4809 2 жыл бұрын

Why

@altopheus8929 2 жыл бұрын

I mean you can put it back together and also break a piece off in their large intestine, let the doctors have fun with that

@rujiel4620 2 жыл бұрын

"Lets try and light a sensitive fire using a battery and some toilet paper outside without anything to block the wind" I like this guy

@mariothane8754 Жыл бұрын

There was a myth busters episode about a person who made a functioning crossbow using toilet paper rolls, plastic utensils and the elastic from their underwear. Could be an interesting one to try next.

@demolisherman1763 3 жыл бұрын

I am legitimately scared of the jolly rancher knife, like a stove top; some candy and a really angry 8 year old could do a lot of damage to a school bully

@bongwaterbaptist 3 жыл бұрын

easier to just get scissors

@danielmckinney7668 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that it would not set off a metal detector is crazy but kabar makes hard plastic fork knives that do the same thing and are stronger and more effective

@Journey_Awaits 3 жыл бұрын

Tfw the weird kid pulls out the jolly ranchers

@dionforgues3793 3 жыл бұрын

John wick... Pencils are dangerous af

@speedy01247 3 жыл бұрын

@@danielmckinney7668 you can easily buy a plastic spike (looking at the stuff you push into the ground) and sharpen it for like a dollar. (but the candy shank also could work if you can't get your hands on something that may be seen as a weapon)

@eternalmiasma5586 3 жыл бұрын

“I Velcro’d the knife so it comes off easier” “I took the screws out of my gun so it can break apart easier”

@greengreen110 3 жыл бұрын

life hack: if you leave the gas on your gas stove on the next time you'll use it you won't have to turn it on again, you just light the fire and boom it's done, it's that easy

@optimisticwatermelon 3 жыл бұрын

@@greengreen110 Emphasis on the *boom*

@realswordyt 3 жыл бұрын

"I kept my car on so I don't need to put the key in when I go in"

@jahseh_onfroy8952 3 жыл бұрын

I took the gunpowder out of my 7.62 so itll be quiter

@thatyoutubecritic8229 3 жыл бұрын

@@jahseh_onfroy8952 but thats how it works

@18videowatcher41 Жыл бұрын

Shoe knives are an actual weapon used by real life espionage agents, though they were custom designed and well made. Also, a video I think you might find interesting is a video about some of the most creative and deadly weapons that inmates have made in prisons. It’s insane what some people are capable of.

@Aliyah_666 9 ай бұрын

I can't fathom why they would use a shoe knife. Literally any other knife is more useful. Unless it is just there to conceal the knife. Like you could remove the knife and actually use it in a more serious fashion. Kinda dumb to put a knife on the sole of a shoe. Not knocking this video but me personally I think the shoe knife is just about the worst improvised weapon.

@sqlace3577 Жыл бұрын

I know I’m a bit late, but the reason why that knife isn’t considered a switch blade is because it has spring assisted ejection, but retraction is manual. The company that made it (Smith and Wesson) wants to be able to sell it all over the US and some states still ban Switchblades so this was the closest they could get without it actually being a switchblade. Source: I sell these knives at my store

@Randomizer1212 3 жыл бұрын

This dude was wearing safety glasses while hot glueing a nerf dart but doesn’t when he is flinging around a paint roller with nails that could fly out.

@Panchi688 3 жыл бұрын

Hes intelegence 100. 💯

@f1lip797 3 жыл бұрын

dumb af

@cavareenvius7886 3 жыл бұрын

He was putting his fingers near a blowtorch flame. He clearly isn't super smart.

@magnifyingglass4593 3 жыл бұрын

I dont think the nails should fly out bc he wrapped in steel cable and hot glued it

@BrunoSantos-jp1lv 3 жыл бұрын

18:05

@randomdude-4353 3 жыл бұрын

"Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" "That's not just any cucumber, it's a fully concealed knife capable of inflicting massive damage to the human body"

@professornoob5970 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂

@marcelszekowski315 3 жыл бұрын

LMCO (laughing my cucumber off)

@expertgaming 3 жыл бұрын

😶

@Nick-nh4nf 3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@chrisspere4836 3 жыл бұрын

"Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you happy to see me", "yes, would would you like to see my weapon"

@evilstans Жыл бұрын

The bar for a DIY weapon should be: "is it more effective and easier than a pointed stick"

@skelofun Жыл бұрын

I like that he used the most overly complex method of making thumbtack darts. All you have to do it cut the rubber tip off and slide the tack in its place. You don’t even need hot glue (although I do recommend you use it anyway)

@Lightmagician60 2 жыл бұрын

I like how these are either "It's a knife, in a weird sheath" "It's a shiv" Or "it would work if it tried less"

@johnynoway9127 2 жыл бұрын

goin smaller n smaller

@stealyoursupplies Жыл бұрын

@@johnynoway9127you mean better and better

@kachigga_ 3 жыл бұрын

"Bro why do you have a cucumber in your pocket" "personal use"

@comradewindowsill4253 3 жыл бұрын

“personal use”

@theguyyouvemet596 3 жыл бұрын

Well yeah but it will be a rotten in a week.

@kachigga_ 3 жыл бұрын

@@theguyyouvemet596 it will, but the knife would still be in place

@lolfunacount 3 жыл бұрын

self- *dill* fense

@sleepysera 3 жыл бұрын

@@comradewindowsill4253 Upside to that statement is that no one's gonna approach you anymore voluntarily because they'll have a very different idea about what you do with that cucumber..xD

@ianfinrir8724 2 жыл бұрын

As far as DIY/ improvised weapons go, you can't go wrong with a Slungshot or a Millwall Brick.

@notikuya8284 2 жыл бұрын

I think the dart that only pokes the skin and falls out would be very effective with poison 🤔 Especially since you’re likely to ignore a small wound like that, so the chances of noticing the poison is even lower.

@sayhan3631 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, just like those blowdarts used by jungle tribes back then.

@felixd8665 3 жыл бұрын

"So can you please explain why you're carving a hole into a cucumber" "You wouldn't believe me if I told you"

@michaelharris6400 3 жыл бұрын

Don't worry about it mom

@DickEnchilada 3 жыл бұрын

The nail paint roller isn't a weapon. That's a DIY BDSM toy, you fools.

@Brigadium75 2 жыл бұрын

We only need rope

@whyiwakeup6460 2 жыл бұрын

How

@DickEnchilada 2 жыл бұрын

@@whyiwakeup6460 wartenberg wheel

@user-ss8kl1nv2f 2 жыл бұрын

@@DickEnchilada I see you are a man of culture as well

@megandunnett7900 2 жыл бұрын

Or a new paint effect.

@Icyfirebug 2 жыл бұрын

8:09 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OPENING THAT WITH THAT KNIFE!!!?!?!?!? USE THE CUCUMBER!

@kohana90 Жыл бұрын

As a person who works at a university, I’m trying to imagine what my reaction would be if I walked into one of our spaces to see somebody shanking a duct tape person with a jolly rancher shiv😂

@jalexoneschanel1356 3 жыл бұрын

When I heard jolly rancher shank I imagined it was just sucking it to a point like everybody does with candy canes.

@nicholausolson4203 3 жыл бұрын

fair enough

@estelle7126 3 жыл бұрын

@@nicholausolson4203 fair point indeed...

@konpeki2037 3 жыл бұрын

@@estelle7126 pun intended?

@sirsanti8408 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly that’s probably better than using a heat source like if you were in a prison

@bashirsheikh7322 3 жыл бұрын

thats a gay way of preparing to kill someone

@JunkyardDigs 3 жыл бұрын

I love how the dummy coughs out stuffing when hit🤣

@julwoshere 3 жыл бұрын

yeah that was good. so it kinda also mimicked an anime punch because the victim coughed after getting hit.

@sleepingturtle32 3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@noahhill8891 3 жыл бұрын

Junkyard digs fancy seeing you here love your videos man

@thememeguy2135 3 жыл бұрын

@@julwoshere anime logic

@mitekid 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@bobob9969 Жыл бұрын

"is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" *GETS SHANKED*

@alexthecat643 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the help! Now all that's left on my to-do list is escape this high security prison Lo

@ajaygocher4685 3 жыл бұрын

"We don't have knife to cut the cake" Some random dude: *pulls out his cucumber*

@katar9090 3 жыл бұрын

Another guy: kicks the cake

@mrigankjain4857 3 жыл бұрын

Third guy: we got jolly ranchers and a blowtorch right? *Makes jolly rancher shank*

@helyasyaima4354 3 жыл бұрын

That sentence sounds very wrong in such way I couldn't explain when taken out of context.

@ajaygocher4685 3 жыл бұрын

@@mrigankjain4857 😂

@ajaygocher4685 3 жыл бұрын

@@katar9090 😂

@txmplxte9707 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine someone on the “mean streets” approaching you with the jolly shanker.

@plumbum5305 3 жыл бұрын

Jolly shanker lmao

@kawaiitoxikk3471 3 жыл бұрын

I would run for my life

@WSH3TM 3 жыл бұрын

Ill chef up up bruv

@mikkelborby 3 жыл бұрын

Not just "a" it's THE jolly shanker

@tr0p1c_coach44 3 жыл бұрын

The kids who think their roadmen

@tofudaturtle271 2 жыл бұрын

DIY? I know that! *Procedes to make an entire suit of medevil armor and halberd with merely 5 chunks of metal ore*

@AldoNorbin 3 ай бұрын

I love your videos buddy it's like you make my daydreams at work into reality haha

@grey3247 2 жыл бұрын

The cucumber knife only needing a pickle and a knife has the same energy as "Dave the barbarian makes a homemade megaphone only using string, a squirrel and a megaphone"

@FallingStary Жыл бұрын

Why did you say pickle, the cucumber has not been made into a pickle.

@Illette Жыл бұрын

@@FallingStary 🤓

@temxasred3086 Жыл бұрын

@@FallingStary 🤓

@djnevling8253 Жыл бұрын

Or an infamous Dale Gribble King of the Hill Quote: “if you want I can show you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite”

@testname4464 Жыл бұрын

Or Dale knowing how to make a bomb from toilet paper and a stick of dynamite

@punu3675 3 жыл бұрын

So no one is going to talk about how his teacher let a kid chase him down with a thumbtack restrain him and then stab him in the thumb?

@KaitouKaiju 3 жыл бұрын

And that's why now kids can't get anything remotely unsafe

@ceecraft1362 3 жыл бұрын

boomers: **hank hill voice** "it builds character!"

@marzipancutter8144 3 жыл бұрын

Nah that's just accepted as fact nowadays

@Healthandwealth9422 3 жыл бұрын

The quiet kid started young

@KaitouKaiju 3 жыл бұрын

@the golden doomslayer Well, unfortunately kids like to stab and throw fireworks at each other ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@LordPsych420 Жыл бұрын

4:05 the suction cup man joke is palpable and I LOVE IT

@bigchubb5268 Жыл бұрын

The sheer amount of work you put into this earned my sub, great video

@suzannross5837 3 жыл бұрын

No one: Me seeing the jolly rancher shank “The snack that stabs you back!”

@crowthefunkyartist9988 3 жыл бұрын

@Wesley J. so much better than what I was gonna say!

@FrauleinKarla 3 жыл бұрын

Tim Hortons

@goigonk4460 3 жыл бұрын

Jolly Ranchers!!

@goigonk4460 3 жыл бұрын

@LANDYN HOLDEN I mean... NotSo-Jolly Ranchers

@tails183 3 жыл бұрын

You know what would make this funnier? Removing the unneeded "No one:."

@sircalvin 3 жыл бұрын

i love how the only redeeming quality of the shoe and cucumber is that they are a knife

@SoySauce811 3 жыл бұрын

The shoe was actually a part for a cosplay for the joker from the dark night

@danerson8525 3 жыл бұрын

@@SoySauce811 i thought its from kingsman

@Zanechr 3 жыл бұрын

@@danerson8525 I think they're both lol

@supasquid6698 3 жыл бұрын

And then getting kicked in the shins just got more painful

@Docktavion 3 жыл бұрын

Bond had it 1st on film in 1963 (Russia with love) . The book used it in 1957. Was probably used before in some form or another.

@Mrcrazy77 Жыл бұрын

For an internet weapon, the candy shank was actually really effective. Plus, even if it breaks, which it did, you could just repair it via fire.

@marleyboy7732 2 жыл бұрын

I've tried the whole gum wrapper & battery trick. And it worked. But you also shock the hell out of your fingers too when you press the ends down on the battery.

@carlomatismus8458 2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes the "Pickle Rick", "The Heels", the "Pain Roller" and "Sweet Revenge"...

@thechargentarge1341 2 жыл бұрын

*”I’M PICKLE RIIICKKK”*

@Iianator 2 жыл бұрын

I know I might be wrong but The person who put pickles in food is a disgrace to humanity

@Voidboi223 2 жыл бұрын

Omp

@Voidboi223 2 жыл бұрын

Oml

@Voidboi223 2 жыл бұрын

@@Iianator I agree

@louizestacio6074 3 жыл бұрын

Jolly Rancher Shank: 5-8 damage +5 damage against players with diabetes 8 uses only Items needed to craft: Jolly Ranchers Fire Nail Polish

@jtiumproductions7629 3 жыл бұрын

lolololo

@daand.1042 3 жыл бұрын

Extra damage if the attacker licked it before stabbing as well, human saliva is full of shit that can make others sick

@r1a2l3o4 3 жыл бұрын

@@daand.1042 As if I needed another reason to be asexual

@r1a2l3o4 3 жыл бұрын

@@daand.1042 I was referring to kissing by the way...

@prehistoriccreator9600 3 жыл бұрын

Daan D. Extra damage next hit if you have aids or the person you stabbed does, let the blood dry, then next stab, it's itchy, gives bacterial infection, and AIDS

@CreatorProductionsOriginal Жыл бұрын

17:43 From +5 attack -2 stealth To +10 danger -4 speed

@imstoopidright 2 жыл бұрын

I highly enjoyed watching this particular video.

@IsaacTorres-xu4wb 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine getting chased by a guy with a cucumber in his pocket yelling he has a knife

@dusknightwings7821 3 жыл бұрын

That is the most threatening thing I’ve ever imagined

@arborealmole8079 3 жыл бұрын

OMG yes

@madpenguin9166 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine getting murdered with sweets

@ihatethisxoxo427 3 жыл бұрын

That would be scarier than if they had the knife out in plain sight-

@madpenguin9166 3 жыл бұрын

@Captain Bruh oh no-

@endlesswanderer1753 3 жыл бұрын

In high school, we heard about the candy cane shiv, which involves just breaking the loop part and licking the jagged end to a sharp point. They were incredibly sharp. Fragile as hell, but we were able to stab one through 5 layers of cardboard. In the end, a girl stabbed her tongue and that stopped our experiment.

@disrike2909 3 жыл бұрын

damn

@PatriciadeMeij 3 жыл бұрын

partypooper

@simonspacek3670 3 жыл бұрын

Fragile might be advantage in prison environment. You have one good stab and then the tip stays inside. I don't know what exactly is in those things but I doubt that you want it stuck in your body. It will dissolve quite quickly, but I think that it would also feed bacteria there, so it is not only painful stab but also inflammation and probably some strong antibiotics would be needed. And if other people disarm you, the weapon is useless now, because the sharp bit is gone.

@PatriciadeMeij 3 жыл бұрын

@@simonspacek3670 or if you poke it in the eye you would go blind and probably lose ur eye because of the sugar and bacteria

@simonspacek3670 3 жыл бұрын

@@PatriciadeMeij Poking eyes is definitely awful thing. Even the nerf gun with pins would probably stop man if it would hit an eye.

@riverclay 2 жыл бұрын

Congrats on being the “video I put next to my ear as I dozed off” tonight. Extra congrats for being there when I heard whispers in my sleep paralysis ☠️

@bigsmall246 Жыл бұрын

You need a retaining pin for the cucumber knife. Will probably work surprisingly well, but as the video mentioned, a regular knife is probably more discreet.

@dod4041 3 жыл бұрын

Louis: “The knife punctured!” Me: “That’s what they were made for.”

@aarondavis7526 3 жыл бұрын

Its like that time 1.1 million knife's were recalled for a laceration hazard

@chimaera2611 3 жыл бұрын

@@aarondavis7526 bruh

@benjowells5407 3 жыл бұрын

“That’s why today I’m gonna be building myself an arsenal of the internet’s best DIY weapons” People behind him in the office: 👁👄👁

@astrotech6622 2 жыл бұрын

I am going to like every single one of your videos and I’m already subscribed

@Ribbit880 Жыл бұрын

Is anyone going to talk about how hard this guy works? Like he puts HOURS into his videos. Props to Louis Weisz!

@JoelCreates 4 жыл бұрын

"if you like to talk to tomatoes..." *stab*

@Weisz 4 жыл бұрын

LARRY NO

@Sherburneee 3 жыл бұрын

@@Weisz *YES BOB IT MUST BE DONE*

@tomatoboi5735 3 жыл бұрын

Ok stay away from me

@robertdipietro5169 3 жыл бұрын

Woah

@nah.68 3 жыл бұрын

@@tomatoboi5735 lol

@cyber_nuggets8302 3 жыл бұрын

Officer: whatcha got there? Person: *sweating nervously* a cucumber Officer: why are you bringing a cucumber into a military base Person: it's a kn- I mean a snack

@Weisz 3 жыл бұрын

Person: *drops cucumber, knife falls out* Officer: sir, why is there a knife in your cucumber Person: to cut it Officer: what Person: to cut it into slices so i can eat it for a snack Officer: but it was _inside_ Person: it was stored _for convenience_

@michaelhanson5487 3 жыл бұрын

@@Weisz lmaooo

@michaeltian 3 жыл бұрын

Officer: Oh dude sick, I’ve got one too! [swings around baton in huge cucumber]

@cyber_nuggets8302 3 жыл бұрын

@@Weisz just made my comment 2x better

@reallifeproductions9776 Жыл бұрын

4:42 the woman looking over her shoulder gets me every time 🙃😂🙃

@yellowice0 Жыл бұрын

The thing I feel you should have mentioned about the shiv, it’s intended for repeated motions, it’s not just the one stab you take, but repeated stabs, and stabbing at the torso to puncture a organ for certain fatality, unless they’re rushed to the hospital, death is a certainty in those situations

@haydensteven9765 3 жыл бұрын

And the moral of the story: A hot glue gun is far more dangerous

@officersoulknight6321 3 жыл бұрын

Hot glue gun with screws attached to the end around the tip thingy where the glue comes out. Stab then inject the glue.

@alexandercosat9941 3 жыл бұрын

@@officersoulknight6321 seems like you’ve thought about this... smart idea i guess tho xD

@thatonetoaster9352 3 жыл бұрын

@@officersoulknight6321 mmm is that flex glue I smell

@Starboy785 3 жыл бұрын

Nah it’s safe had it since the age of 7

@thatoneguy8355 4 жыл бұрын

"Cucumber concealed knife" well... I know what at least a few of you are thinking on where to hide that.

@josephpressinger1525 3 жыл бұрын

69 likes as well 😂👌

@pepsicola4718 3 жыл бұрын

Bag of groceries. Party salad kit Planned assassination in the produce isle.

@Stanfordscienceman 3 жыл бұрын

K n i f e c o c k

@abbc2105 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, in my stomach! Oh wait...

@thezenendorser8405 3 жыл бұрын

Time to make a Caesar Salad

@maudiojunky 3 ай бұрын

For the battery and gum wrapper thing, it works precisely because it's not a great conductor, so it inevitably develops a hot spot to ignite the paper. If you short a battery out with some heavy wire you'll see the battery gets hot and blows up before you generate enough heat for a fire because the most energy dissipates wherever the greatest resistance is in the circuit.

@Prince_Luci Жыл бұрын

I get the feeling the paint roller thing wasn’t designed as a weapon but as a purpose built tool for someone’s trade. Like a cobweb clearer or something.

@henrybors491 3 жыл бұрын

Two of the weapons are actually just knives that are inconvenient to pull out to protect yourself with but things like the shank are pretty innovative

@Kapados_ 3 жыл бұрын

yes knive can stab human, what a surprise

@julwoshere 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah i was waiting for him to say 'well... it is a knife'.

@LeRodz 3 жыл бұрын

@@Kapados_ It's more edible than other knives.

@sil3ntkn1ght27 3 жыл бұрын

The candy shank was used to kill someone in prison

@rileygshep7606 3 жыл бұрын

@@sil3ntkn1ght27 article?

@Averi429 3 жыл бұрын

When the jolly rancher shank is more effective than some forged in fire weapons

@pumkin610 3 жыл бұрын

I dont think it would hold up to the ICE CHOP

@thIDthIRreenactor 3 жыл бұрын

@@pumkin610 nah but as Doug would say Et weel keel

@stevenseagull7589 3 жыл бұрын

*It will K E E L*

@declanc9791 3 жыл бұрын

O B J E C T I O N

@coletrickle1775 2 жыл бұрын

Lol, your disbeleif of the battery and tinfoil starting a fire is pretty funny. We used to do that to light cigarettes back in the day. 100% can light fires with a AA battery and foil.

@edenengland1883 Жыл бұрын

"the back half isnt all that strong" *cut to him literally drilling the entire back half out*

@patdeen3960 3 жыл бұрын

"Literally everything is a weapon, son. That folder is far deadlier in my hands, than this bow is in yours." Ron Swanson

@deltab9768 3 жыл бұрын

Anything... if you're brave enough... especially a knifecumber.

@katsmith2291 3 жыл бұрын

Petition to call the spiked paint roller "The Pain Roller"

@KaiMCGRPS 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@doggoalliance7284 3 жыл бұрын

@quantumfoxgaming2722 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@deadplthebadass21 3 жыл бұрын

Where do I sign

@ajd489 3 жыл бұрын

It's paints people red without paint!

@A-G-F- 2 жыл бұрын

You dont know how much respect i have for you after seeing that you actually sourced the exact same things in the tutorials. I have watched many videos like this one where they use incorrect stuff and that ends up making their version worse

@sdsdfdu4437 Жыл бұрын

"what are your specialties?" I can make a knife out of a cucumber and a knife

@flipflop356 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine getting into a fight and your opponent takes out his cucumber

@warlord6223 2 жыл бұрын

Omg its six from little nightmares

@Blubgamer 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine 69 likes

@somerandomperson4693 2 жыл бұрын

imagine kicking a guy in the nuts and you accidentally activate the shoe blade

@tripple1636 2 жыл бұрын

@@somerandomperson4693 bro

@pixeldinoeditz 2 жыл бұрын

@@somerandomperson4693 AHHHHHHHH IM IN P A I N JUST BY THINKING OF THAT

@patrickstar4876 3 жыл бұрын

Who woulda’ thought, the knife acts like a knife regardless of the handle.

@notanerd5220 3 жыл бұрын

Just imagine the knife flinging out

@alternatecheems8145 3 жыл бұрын

@@notanerd5220 *B R U T A L I T Y* Cucumber dart wins

@patrickstar4876 3 жыл бұрын

@@notanerd5220 You’d be in a bit of a pickle.

@Kan_ofc 3 жыл бұрын

@@patrickstar4876 pfft 😂

@v1nceisgod379 Жыл бұрын

‘’This is the work of a genius’’ greatest quote of the year

@zerrierslizer1 2 жыл бұрын

i love the fact that while making the intro, everyone in the backgroud scrable to get the fuck out of dodge lmfao!

@kartoffelpommes8392 3 жыл бұрын

That paint roller was probably a selfmade spike roller used to pierce holes into the wallpaper so it can be removed more easily.

@joybreegaming8781 3 жыл бұрын

That... actually makes sense

@theodoreharvey4814 3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was for electric play

@RASK1904 3 жыл бұрын

Or no ring death matches

@blueman4232 3 жыл бұрын

the thing about putting a knife in a cucumber is that you still just straight up have a knife....of course its gonna "work" lol

@supe4701 3 жыл бұрын

Knife in a cucumber is more of a concealment attempt than an actual weapon

@blueman4232 3 жыл бұрын

@@supe4701 exactly, so testing it's effectiveness as a weapon doesn't make much sense

@sleepysera 3 жыл бұрын

@@blueman4232 Are you saying you weren't impressed with how well-concealed it was with that cucumber sticking out of his pocket?!

@blueman4232 3 жыл бұрын

@@sleepysera that's true....but i might be more frightened of a man with a cucumber than with a knife

@notsogreatplays2404 3 жыл бұрын

@@blueman4232 i wouldn't since why would someone have a cucumber that a weapon if they have a cucumber they are just a weird person. I would be more afraid of the knife than a cucumber.

@greyrifterrellik5837 2 жыл бұрын

I'm just gonna point out that the jolly rancher shank is probably *MORE* dangerous, having the potential to break off. Because it could theoretically break off, WHILE stabbed into a person.

@lemi7882 2 жыл бұрын

“I can easily keep shoving it way further in there” XD

@snake_wit_tophat9835 3 жыл бұрын

robber: give me all your money! *stabs robber with jolly rancher*

@notdavidgilmour5723 3 жыл бұрын

Idk why but I laughed

@savagenoob1016 3 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@zsmall 3 жыл бұрын

Best comment, this made me laugh so hard!!

@MultiNaruto900 3 жыл бұрын

"Ain't so jolly NOW, are ya?"

@doodlepaper6236 3 жыл бұрын

@@MultiNaruto900 Underrated comment

@aaroncraft4328 2 жыл бұрын

I'd imagine the paint roller is actually for removing wallpaper rather than as a weapon. You need to put small holes in wallpaper, then moisten it before it can be peeled off easily. This seems like an effective way to put small holes all over and as a plus you use the same handle when you go to paint the walls

@Luigicat11 2 жыл бұрын

That does sound like it could work.

@andrewholdaway813 2 жыл бұрын

My first thought too

@gravitywaves2796 Жыл бұрын

I figured there had to be some alternate use other than a weapon. It just doesn't make sense to take the time and effort to make something to use as a weapon when it's so useless let alone bring it somewhere away from home. Wallpaper is definitely a good theory, it has to be something that needs lots of little holes.

@balinchainly420 Жыл бұрын

I was guessing it was a tool also

@SaintSaint Жыл бұрын

I agree. I thought it was a tool for laminate work. I think you'd have a hard time puncturing even wallpaper, but you could use it for soggy fiberglass as it was setting up. You'd want to use it like a rolling pin and not a paint roller though. It's essentially a "bubble buster".

@FerintoshFarmsPhotography 2 жыл бұрын

I learnt the gum trick from Surviourman, or les stroud. He simulated being stuck in canada with a broken arm, and ended up using that trick combined with plane fuel from the crashed plane to light a fire.

@johnbiodrowski2749 Жыл бұрын

Louis!!!!! When I was a child I figured out that those huge pixie sticks "the plastic ones" push pins fit really well in them and you can use it as a blow dart and yes they do pierce skin had to dig them out of a friend.

@drigondii 3 жыл бұрын

That paint roller isn’t a DIY weapon. It’s a diy wallpaper perforator XD the sandpaper is held on with the wire so you can change out nails and paper

@juliojimenez4454 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine getting stabbed in the crotch by a jolly shank then you wouldn't be that jolly

@codysurfer8232 2 жыл бұрын

that sounds more believable. the TSA has been known to be extremely creative in their definition of weapon and frequently has to reprimand agents for taking things for novelty instead of safety

@michag4337 2 жыл бұрын

@@codysurfer8232 but still...why would you take that on a flight? Like what are you doing in life that you need a diy wallpaper perforator at all times? If you're a pro then you probably aren't using this MacGyver ass shit, so why? I feel like this story is prefaced with florida man...

@codysurfer8232 2 жыл бұрын

@@michag4337 I wouldn't, you wouldn't, but people do a lot of weird things

@doggodoggo3000 2 жыл бұрын

@@michag4337 probably working. Youd be surprised how much certain craftsman travel. I knew a guy who installed window blinds and oddly enough that job took him all over the country. yea you could buy one when you are there but maybe he likes his better.

@fishnumber2 3 жыл бұрын

Sean: *tries to murder an 8 year old* Sean The Impaler: *gets a cool nickname and no punishments at all*

@jtiumproductions7629 3 жыл бұрын

once someone tried to twist my pinky off

@friendlyneighborhoodcow8776 3 жыл бұрын

Kindergarten is 5 years old

@thatromanfella8377 3 жыл бұрын

Murder with a thumbtack. Very common

@trepanier01 3 жыл бұрын

You could just call him Chucky

@4tbf616 3 жыл бұрын

@@friendlyneighborhoodcow8776 *MURDER THE YOUNGLING ANYWAY*

@damiboy65 2 жыл бұрын

I watched this video 9 months ago and left it to watch later I never did….and I randomly see it on recommendation and I’m back yay

@deepfriedcardboard3062 10 ай бұрын

Imagine mugging someone and then they start pulling out a gum wrapper, a battery, nail polish, and jolly ranchers.

@ReinBelmont 3 жыл бұрын

The diy weapons instructions be like: Step one: get a knife. Done.

@johnisaacburns7260 3 жыл бұрын

or get like a stick. Alot of sticks you just pick up from the ground can hit people pretty hard, granted they break easily but then u just have 2 sticks. Stick win everytime.

@circa134 3 жыл бұрын

@@johnisaacburns7260 Just get a lot of sticks And get a lot of knifes Stick the stick to the knifes Knife sticks

@micropaw1732 3 жыл бұрын

@@circa134 so a spear?

@nathanholyland9493 3 жыл бұрын

@@micropaw1732 nonono attach the stick to the knife. A stick with a knife handle

@micropaw1732 3 жыл бұрын

@@nathanholyland9493 ohhh, I don’t what I was thinking, your totally right, my bad

@kadesh5777 3 жыл бұрын

"Whats that bulge in your pocket?" "My knife"

@PUNishment777 3 жыл бұрын

"M,friend"

@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 3 жыл бұрын

I think you mean “My cucumber”

@seankrkovich2869 3 жыл бұрын

@@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 No, it's an ancient family heirloom of tremendous power.

@Banan_Man_ 3 жыл бұрын

"Is that a cucumber in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" "Oh, its a cucumber" *stabs them*

@jakerubino3233 Жыл бұрын

In primary school, we used to cut the tips off of our shoelaces, tease out the weave and fray the material, then insert long pins through the back to make the perfect blow darts to use from the casing of BIC pens. Definitely could draw some blood and imbed deeply with a forceful enough blow behind it. Surprisingly accurate too. Ah, the good ol days…..Man I’m old…..😖😂😂

@jakemakes 4 жыл бұрын

For the record, OTF (out the front) knives ARE classified as switchblades or automatic knives. So they are illegal to own or illegal to carry in a lotta places.... like my state. Which really makes me mad cause I want one.

@Weisz 4 жыл бұрын

Dude low key I have no idea if they are legal in my state -- if this map is still accurate it looks good for you too though! ravencresttactical.com/otf-knife-laws/ because low key yes they are super sick

@jakemakes 4 жыл бұрын

@@Weisz Well they are legal to own in MS but not legal to "carry concealed" lol. Politics. Depending on how a particular cop defines concealed, you may be fine carrying it with a pocket clip or not

@Weisz 4 жыл бұрын

*shows up to wal-mart, blade drawn* “HAH, JUST TRY TO ARREST ME!”

@Ranstone 3 жыл бұрын

Most states they're not illegal. Just trash states run by dems.

@aeellard 3 жыл бұрын

You can own them you just cant walk around outside with them