Agreed next time I play warhammer 40k I'm playing as an work and roleplaying to boot

The best way to defeat Chaos Orks following Nurgle would be to start a fight over if Nurgle is either Gork or Mork. Since we all know Mork iz best.

TranquiIAbyss *G O R K*

DATS DA BIGUST GREEN BOY OV DEM ALL

The Norks

Can you really say fall to khorne in this case? Isn't it more like stumbling on khorne and continuing as before, but with new tattoos.

Willow Arkan Yes

A Chaos Ork war between the followers of Khorne and those of Nurgle would be exactly what I would suspect they'd do.

@@user-wc1em7pc2p Oi, dis god ere iz de bigges greens of em all. Ye, but iz e da gretest stabba of em all

would the khrone orks be faster?, if so how much?

Daemon: oh . . . , okay, . . . Can I help?

DIS GIT AINT ORKY AT ALL (krumps)

@@krysc3278 No! *kicks*

@@gasmaskfacednerd5896 Daemon: aaaw :c

@@gasmaskfacednerd5896 i wouldn't do that to a slaneshi demon hahahh

Automatically read this in the voice of Magnus out of TTS..

The 225677th Fragment of the Man-Emperor of Mankind yo ill take some

TUSKA DA DEMONKILLA!

I hate the lore around space orks. Mushrooms? Wish magic? Nah, they're grunts with guns. Some of their people are technological.

*Magic Mushrooms!*

Can't orks live indefinitely unless killed

IZ WANT A FOIGHT YOUZ POSH TALKY SQUIGHEAD, WAREZ DA FOIGHTIN

@@latarshahall7618 only if they fight. Orks who spend a long period of time without fighting will start loosing any muscle they have, and be energy-less (lack of hormones such as adrenalines)

"tag out, i got this... " -Khorne

Looool But they wouldn't it is said that orks are immune to slaanesh tho they can give him/her power

@@kobus9808 its probably cause they don't have any weenors to do stuff slaanesh likes

@@thrasherofspinchters6530 hmm that's possible But most of them like war. They take pleasure in that giving slaanesh power but would not turn to slaanesh

John Ceneesh

@@thrasherofspinchters6530 you know that slaanesh embodied more than sex ? Greed, pride ect .. this are also in It's range.

Gork and Mork are the most powerful gods in 40k, they're just too busy fighting eachother to be a threat against the others. Should a second War of the Beast happen, though...

l33tninj4studios what for real haha

@@cosuinofdeath I want to say it was in an older Ork/Daemon codex. A buddy of mine showed it to me.

That made me laugh out loud 😂!

We finally know the reason why Khorne never leaves his throne. He got the "Bane Treatment" from Gork and Mork, and is now paralyzed from the waist down.

Mekboyz can be referred to as Dorks.

Pornographic orks can be called Porks

Vegetarian Orks are called Quorks.

Trident bearer orks can be refered as Forks.

The ones that drive vehicles can be called Torks.

Just wait until he gets back into realspace lmao

That chaos orks kill in the name of their chaos gods while normal orks kill because *'IS FUNNY TO ME'*

@@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 false ! Ork only kill in the name of dakka and choppa !

@@iloveanothermanswives4278 *WRONG*

The quality of the weapons.

that the latter will som times have tentacles

Papa nurgle is more powerful. Lol

@@ajhiep4447 Don't you mean The Great Horned Rat?

@@ajhiep4447 Nurgle more powerful than Gork and Mork? That's funny Nurgling. A really side-splittin' laugh that!

Fuck gork n mork

@@ajhiep4447 lol not even close

Chaos corrupts and makes you their servant. No true Ork become a slave to anyone or anything

Except Tzeench and Slaanesh probably don't want Ork worshippers. *Orks are too chaotic for Chaos*

I've just had a thought: a Goff Rocker turning to Slaanesh… …"DIS KWI-ART O-FENS SLA'NESH!"

Makes sense to me. One of the best things about 40K is that there's room for anything and everything.

James Ricker The Ork doesn’t need to know he’s a slave....until it’s too late.

Hahahaha

Orc? Waz dat weez ares caalved orkz Either then that this comment is hilarious

Dare one dream? Obliterator Orks?

Miau Wuff *removes sunglasses* “mother of god, they make their own dakka.”

Miau Wuff welp we’re all dead

@@miauwuff3854 by the emperor *THEY'RE TURNING THEIR OWN FLESH INTO DAKKA*

Orks 1 rule: green is bettah Ork 2 rule: more is bettah so ork + chaos = bettah!!! WWWAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!

Aw, what good boys

I love the idea that to Nurgle, Orks are just those rascally scamps down the street who occasionally stop by and hang out with him for a bit. They occasionally rough up his garden, but he knows they mean well and are just having fun.

The "YA GIT" part really sells it.

The only TRULY happy ending in all of 40K.

TUSKA THE DEMON KILLAA

@@sniperblast The 41st millenium is only a grim time for anyone who isn't an ork. Galaxy is heading to an all out brawl between them and the 'nids and they couldn't be happier.

neilnightblade the only happy ending

* chaos kills all the orcs* Khorne: were not done yet Chaos general: oh for pete sake

Ignorance and indifference. Two of the ork's greatest weapon.

They are aware of Chaos, it just that their concepts are alien for them, and agaisnt their nature. The closest thing is Khorne, but he ravels in carnage and massacre in a egocentric way, as mean to an end of domination, power and climbing the food chain. Orks fights because why the hell not? Were are big, we are green, might as well get some teeth. The fun is in a good fight, so, a good WAAGH is just a big party.

the one character with a happy ending in 40K

Korne probably laughed when Ork bozz ripped out one of his Demon General's loins.

Do you have a link to that issue?

Was that released around the time of 3rd edition daemon hunters?

@@frankmaybury5292 Yes, I remember it too.

While they are ostensibly prohibited from serving Chaos, they feed it nonetheless. Whenever Ork spores settle down and change the ecosystem, or Orks change the course of a culture by interacion with them, or they change a landscape with their "Orkiforming" abilities or constantly tinker in new forms of technology and bizarre mad science, they are feeding Tzeentch. Whenever they revel in the cacophony of their guns, or the sweet smell of destruction as their barbaric form of hyper-ecstasy ,or howl in pain or rage, or exhult in the glory of victory from collecting large amounts of teef or see a pile of skraps, they feed Slaanesh. And whenever they tear down a defensive structure, or litter the battlefield with their dead and their derelict vehicles, they are feeding Nurgle. Orks are already semi-Khornate, but they're still xenos but, they love killing, fightings, and spreading blood, and they stick spikes over all their shit. Plus they have a lot of skulls.Only thing they dont have is the rage since its all fun for them.

Slaanesh: Pride

@@melissac8063 ...cant believe I'm saying this, but... What definition of 'Pride' are you referring to?

@@dylantucker5374 lol don't ask me it was a year ago 😂

Dakka for da Dakka Throne.

Call the Space Marine Chapter of Dental Surgeons.

@@buterassassin1952 this is true

Skulls for his Pointy Stikk!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Waghhhhhh-Luigi

GODZ YAH GIT!!!

Teeth for Gork! Waaagh for Mork! Me, a Space Marine: "Xenos have gone and lost the two marbles they called a brain now."

I can honestly see that being a thing.

No there wasn't But there should be

The Orks think the Emperor is a warlord similar, but not equal to, Gork and Mork. So is Ork belief in the Emperors divinity keeping the Emperor alive?

@@TribuneAquila that's a terrifying and great question!

@@TribuneAquila what if you could convince enough Orks that the Emperor is taking a nap (loik dem humiez do) and if they make a big enough Waaaaagh it'll wake him up for the biggest fight of all time (now dat soundz loik sum proppa krumpin)

Norkle

he will become the god of "no idea". Fitting giving his nature. Orks has no idea it was him, Nurgle would have no idea why they are worshipping him, and everybody else inside and outside of the Warp would have no idea whats going on. Very orkish

Darth Lazurus actually they are, they are even more than eager to root them out

Ah, an Orko Hereticus.

The best part about it? They won't fight the chaos-worshiping orks because they spread corruption, but just to show that because the follow Gork and/or Mork that they are just better.

I wonder if Orks would align with Chaos not over worship of Gork or Mork, but rather over being a part of a Klan, or that a Choas god is a Klan. So youd have Khorne Orks but theyd still believe GorkyMork were great warlords, Khorne also being a great warlord, but theyd be in the Khorne Klan instead of sonething like The Goffs.

Time to get to stompin', boys! WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!

Nergle Orkz are bestest Orkz 'cause green is da bestest colour.

Dawn of war reference i see

@@shalax7881 Brikkfist was inspired by Bluddflagg, yes, but I like to think that he has evolved into something different. Edit: I went back to watch some more Retribution videos and the first thing I see is an Ork named Brikkfist talking... I didn't remember him from the game itself, I am sad I forgot that.

@@alithanar8 since Ghazghkull name is a jab at margaret thatcher, why not call him after the leader of your country? Doghnakh Krump or Borkfist Joghkull or something similar . Just a silly idea 😊

@@Eisenwulf666 I called him Brikkfist because of his Freeboota Ship is called the Breakfasta, it make referring to breakfast in the game quite entertaining, I wanted something orky sounding and didn't remember Brikkfist from DOW2. Though what you said does remind me of Orks being put into Mass Effect story I once read complete with Sheppurt and Warboss Hakkit.

Then you get a weird Warcraft crossover.

You get an much faster ork, cuz red is faster. XD

and how about Tzeentch having Crip Orks, blue skinned ork daemons, since both Gork and Mork include in their description the word "cunning" so why should Khorne get all the orks; Mad Doks, Mek Boys, always changing bodies/vehicles; then the Weird Boyz for the psykers

Slaanesh isn't just about being randy. A slaaneshi ork would become like an artist, obsessed with making his vehicle the best and fastest and his shooter the most flash EVER. Think a Flash Git amped up to extreme levels

@@Gitskreig And should that fail, the new set of genitalia or 5 will be GROWN, in places you might not want to think about.

*Slannesh is throwing a big party in the warp, evryone's there, Emps, the big Four, the Eldar gods, and then with a resounding bang two big green boyz burst through the doors* "GORK AN MORK IZ 'ERE AN WE'Z 'ERE TA KRUMP SUM GITZ" "DAMMIT, WHO INVITED THOSE TWO DICKLESS IDIOTS, ALL THEY DO IS BREAK SHIT" *Daddy E gives She-who-thirsts a coy smile* "I KNEW I SHOULDNT HAVE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE PARTY ANATHEMA" "Calm down dear *squelch* you know *gurgle* as well as I do *ooze* that nothing lasts *slurp* " "Come now, change is always for the best" " *I agree. I have not tested my blade in hours. I was starting to get bored* " *screams in frustration* "I HATE YOU ALL" *a dark whisper on the wind* "not as much as me..."

Same. It's always bugged me that there are no examples of xenos races falling to Chaos in the modern game. There should be a named character Daemon Prince that's an Eldar or something. It just makes sense that there would occasionally be members of non-human species that are corrupted to that extent.

@@jackrogers5712 Me too I think that would be really cool. I always like daemon princes with unique backstories.

@@jackrogers5712 Y'know, considering many Drukhari more or less follow Slaanesh, you'd think there'd be one who made it.

Aren't most of Slanesh's Daemon Princes & such thought to formerly have been Eldar?

@@jackrogers5712 I mean, you can kit-bash your own Daemon Prince using Eldar as a base.

When did that become a thing?

Sounds like Nurgle propaganda... source?

They weren’t full nids, they were a genestealer cult. Bell of souls talks about it, google them.

It'd be a real struggle. Orkz are the most perfectly stupid organism.

If I recall correctly, the splinter fleet succumbing to Nurglite corruption occurred in the Space Wolf novel "Ragnar's Claw"

an' oo's Slanesh? Wots dat git about?

When Khorne stops giving him daemons to kill.

Robert Nelson so never?

Why would he ever come back? He's found his own personal paradise

He must be massive at this point

@@pyrrhusofepirus8491 considering he dies everyday he probably isn't

Ork+tyranid = Tork Ork + chaos = Cork Ork spores = Spork Cork Tork Spork = *The Swedish Chef*

who has looted necron tech

Ork Gene's beat up Teranid Gene's for lunch money & call them nerdz

Wait wait wait.... HOLD ON SATAN

I mean if we got a few more war of the beast books then this could've been a thing

I think a Tzeentchian ork is just a Morker. Slaaneshi speed freaks would be possible, but how would they worship? Speed Freaks worship the holy V8.

I think the key thing is the Orks wouldnt do something because their god demands it but rather because they would do it, so Tzeentch cant corrupt an Ork as Tzeentch cant corrupt Tzeentch.

Slaanesh speed freaks:They paint the back halves of their vehicles red for the speed boost, and they paint the front half purple for slaanesh, and in the process become invisible to everyone they speed towards. It's the perfect crime.

Normal squigs with extra steps.

orks are asexual so would that even be possible? i mean they could just go after nonsexual pleasures like eating massive amounts of roasted squigs.

Kyber Cat or just having big guns. I imagine that would be a common desire to be fufilled

@@wyattbequette3596 i mean using the guns would be a khorne thing but oiling them for hours on end while chuckling you your self about "how much dakka dis tings gonna make" that could work and be a pleasure god thing. of course being orks the oil would not actuality make them not jam as much but it would make it louder or give it a brighter muzzle flash and to a ork that's better.

patrick howard I gotz fleshy bits that shoot green goo and when I shove it in sumfin it feelz betta dan dakka… iz sumfin wrong wif me Dok?

Yea cause their weird. Too calm. Not angry. Cause if their calm their creative ness goes away and their kinda normal ish. Along with tryanids.

Flour for the Khorne tortillas!

MILK FOR THE MILK THRONE

@@gabriel300010 Yes my child

We needz moah goff rockas

Or guitar choopas

@@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 Guitar choppas dat do dakka!

WE NEEDZ MO RED PAINT, KILL EM ALL!

Big bulls arr tougherrr!

Chaos Genestealers have also been a thing for a _loooooooooong_ time. Just saying ;)

Laughs in lesser warp god

Nah, they would likely find an insane lust to fight, and madness. Either that, or it gets attacked by the ork WAAAAGH field and experiences the psychic equivalent of being punched in the face, having a awful migraine, and suffering a stroke all at the same time