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ashens

ashens

14 жыл бұрын

'An Excellent Video'

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@chefexcellence9841
@chefexcellence9841 8 жыл бұрын
'An Excellent Video'
@sonicradioetuf
@sonicradioetuf 8 жыл бұрын
An excellent chef
@santaloveseggnog3329
@santaloveseggnog3329 8 жыл бұрын
'An excellent response'
@zackl2000
@zackl2000 8 жыл бұрын
+santaloveseggnog "An Excellent Reply"
@patrickmark7521
@patrickmark7521 8 жыл бұрын
An excellent meme
@OGBDMCAST
@OGBDMCAST 8 жыл бұрын
legendary, thank you "an excellent comment"
@ChefExcellence007
@ChefExcellence007 9 жыл бұрын
'An excellent comment'
@Yourbigblackpenetrativedaddy
@Yourbigblackpenetrativedaddy 9 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence When is your next range of bags coming out?
@ChefExcellence007
@ChefExcellence007 9 жыл бұрын
They will be the dog poop bags, coming out next month.
@Yourbigblackpenetrativedaddy
@Yourbigblackpenetrativedaddy 9 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence Fantastic. I'm sure I will be able to keep my dogs shit fresh now thanks to another fantastic product from Chef Excellence.
@ChefExcellence007
@ChefExcellence007 9 жыл бұрын
Only 12.99 for 3 bags! Preorder now!!
@ATCRyderX
@ATCRyderX 9 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence Chef, I've been having quite the rough time keeping my fresh bags fresh. Will you be coming out with an excellent way to keep my fresh bags from going stale? A fresh bag for fresh bags to keep the bags fresh. Wishing you an excellent day, Chef!
@mah9boi
@mah9boi 10 жыл бұрын
Stay Fresh Body Bags "An excellent murder"
@Chef-Excellence
@Chef-Excellence 10 жыл бұрын
Wonderful idea! for all of those who cant find a good recipe with gingers in them!
@doktawhawee9870
@doktawhawee9870 8 жыл бұрын
"An excellent violin (violin)." - Chef Stella bottom tile
@somedude5657
@somedude5657 4 жыл бұрын
HASAH. A MAN OF QUALITY.
@Gerarghini
@Gerarghini 3 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence (Excellence)
@jasons2023
@jasons2023 5 ай бұрын
*wheeze*
@blaquerDP
@blaquerDP 8 жыл бұрын
Actually if you put cheese bag inside of that meat bag, those 2 combined into the fruits & vegetables bag and then those 3 combined into the bread bag you'll summon Chef Excellence.
@jacksonpercy8044
@jacksonpercy8044 8 жыл бұрын
The plot for the next Ashens movie thickens!
@hanselmanryanjames
@hanselmanryanjames 7 жыл бұрын
Will it be like in Final Fantasy when you summon Eidolons? Like a giant storm cloud appears in the sky, a bolt of lightning and Chef Excellence comes riding in on a giant white horse with stay fresh bags in a holster on his side?
@aceisking
@aceisking 5 жыл бұрын
Can confirm
@archerj2010
@archerj2010 5 жыл бұрын
...that's a secret of the dark arts no one is supposed to know!
@TakerKaneanite619
@TakerKaneanite619 4 жыл бұрын
"An excellent genie"
@christianmunso7482
@christianmunso7482 8 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence's backstory should be the plot of the next Ashens movie
@jackafc3253
@jackafc3253 8 жыл бұрын
"An Excellent Idea for a Movie!"
@theonlyone1895
@theonlyone1895 8 жыл бұрын
"bagstory" ;p
@theonlyone1895
@theonlyone1895 8 жыл бұрын
"bagstory" ;p
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi 8 жыл бұрын
+Christian Munso Or for the next TV show from Cartoon Network Europe after the Amazing World Of Gumball! Maybe call it "Stay Fresh Bag Cartoon Show"!
@NodDisciple1
@NodDisciple1 8 жыл бұрын
+Ivan Simpson It'd probably be better than Gumball, Chowder, and Flapjack combined. Such rubbish. :-/
@computerman789
@computerman789 8 жыл бұрын
I want: Stay fresh Egg bags. _An eggsellent product_
@ninety5993
@ninety5993 8 жыл бұрын
An excellpunlent pun
@thesonofbruce1997
@thesonofbruce1997 8 жыл бұрын
+nether64 An excellent observation
@loubro98
@loubro98 8 жыл бұрын
+TheDroid0752 An excellent comment thread.
@Jaxx_409
@Jaxx_409 8 жыл бұрын
heres a trick email chef eggselent let him know
@captainfaff9851
@captainfaff9851 8 жыл бұрын
"an excellent joke"
@Goldenkitten1
@Goldenkitten1 10 жыл бұрын
1:48 - "Oh god they're huge! You could suffocate...pfwah...five toddlers with a single one of these. Fantastic!" See it's this sort of in depth explanation that separates Ashens from other reviewers. He understands what the consuming public desires and cuts right to the chase rather than dwelling on useless facts.
@a_googIeuser
@a_googIeuser 2 жыл бұрын
'A excellent reply'
@bankruptedwizard1413
@bankruptedwizard1413 2 жыл бұрын
'An Excellent Genocide'
@raven_of_zoso455
@raven_of_zoso455 Жыл бұрын
The thing about good ol' Stu, is that he has never been afraid to speak about his pass time activities. He must be very passionate about murdering toddlers. I like it, good for him that he has found his purpose in life.
@TheSektorz
@TheSektorz 9 жыл бұрын
"You could suffocate... eh five toddlers with a single one of them!" That's the kind of linguistic joy that brings a smile to my face, only Ashen can do it. If it were anyone else comparing and talking about fucking different coloured bags... need I say more.
@chrisdoessomestuff4782
@chrisdoessomestuff4782 8 жыл бұрын
An Excellent Comment.
@ChefExcellence007
@ChefExcellence007 8 жыл бұрын
'An Excellent Comment'
@chrisdoessomestuff4782
@chrisdoessomestuff4782 8 жыл бұрын
'An Excellent Excellent'
@chrisdoessomestuff4782
@chrisdoessomestuff4782 8 жыл бұрын
''
@connoro1373
@connoro1373 8 жыл бұрын
Excellent
@nasonbudkhunthong6454
@nasonbudkhunthong6454 8 жыл бұрын
What about the "Stay Fresh Bag Bag Bags?"
@Highran56
@Highran56 7 жыл бұрын
That's bagception right there.
@aarowtheblacksmith789
@aarowtheblacksmith789 7 жыл бұрын
They're going to make a Chef Excellence movie, where he has to go on a journey through the Stay Fresh Bag dimension to get to the piece of one thousand year old celery.
@hco4203
@hco4203 7 жыл бұрын
Tripled Bags, that's certainly an Excellent idea
@Audioworm
@Audioworm 7 жыл бұрын
What about Stay Fresh Bag Bag Bag Bags?
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi 4 жыл бұрын
@@Audioworm Bagception!
@rockerseven
@rockerseven 8 жыл бұрын
i gotta wonder if the person who posed for the chef excellence picture has ever seen this video lol
@tncorgi92
@tncorgi92 2 жыл бұрын
It would be a shame to hear that he met with an untimely death in a plastic bag accident.
@AltimaNEO
@AltimaNEO 2 ай бұрын
Wouldn't be surprised if they photographed that stock photo at some point in the 80s or 90s
@sabrinaadam8557
@sabrinaadam8557 4 жыл бұрын
I love how even on the box Chef Excellence is giving you the side eye as if to say "You know damn well I am not a real chef" lol
@chefexcellence5665
@chefexcellence5665 10 жыл бұрын
"An excellent product review"
@Limaodoidooficial
@Limaodoidooficial 10 жыл бұрын
"An excellent comment"
@DaBestName
@DaBestName 10 жыл бұрын
"An excellent reply"
@Limaodoidooficial
@Limaodoidooficial 10 жыл бұрын
Kitteh Kat "An excellent reply reply"
@K9CrunchieProduction
@K9CrunchieProduction 10 жыл бұрын
"An excellent waste of time"
@jimlael66
@jimlael66 10 жыл бұрын
an excellent idiot
@lrr138
@lrr138 8 жыл бұрын
What would happen if you put cheese in the meat bag?
@Dizzynoodlegamer
@Dizzynoodlegamer 8 жыл бұрын
The bag explodes and kills every puppy in a 500 mile radius
@jacobgonzales9690
@jacobgonzales9690 8 жыл бұрын
+Dizzynoodlegamer oh no... I wanted to see what happened. But in the end my cheese was still okay!
@zhouhuanyue
@zhouhuanyue 8 жыл бұрын
+lradford22 The universe collapses in on its self.
@sarahclarke8946
@sarahclarke8946 8 жыл бұрын
Unleashes the zombie apocalypse
@aliciles
@aliciles 8 жыл бұрын
The cheese explodes in the bag and its remains morph into a live cow
@morglovesminecraft
@morglovesminecraft 10 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence: "An excellent nonexistent bloke"
@chefexcellence982
@chefexcellence982 10 жыл бұрын
This comment 'An excellent way to hurt my feelings'
@MsHarpsychord
@MsHarpsychord 10 жыл бұрын
"An excellent feels"
@tendersheep667
@tendersheep667 6 жыл бұрын
*It's hard to believe that the Chef Excellence joke has been going 8 1/2 years!!!*
@Josh12323
@Josh12323 2 жыл бұрын
12 years now
@PhattyBolger
@PhattyBolger 9 жыл бұрын
An Excellent Bag.
@moozy
@moozy 9 жыл бұрын
Windmills.
@Bergman77777
@Bergman77777 9 жыл бұрын
Noooice
@davidgarethson22
@davidgarethson22 9 жыл бұрын
Noice
@EpicCoatGuy
@EpicCoatGuy 9 жыл бұрын
An Excellent Meme.
@jonathanalmojuela7934
@jonathanalmojuela7934 9 жыл бұрын
An excellent bag of -death-
@joshybosley391
@joshybosley391 8 жыл бұрын
Bread Bags: Finally, a condom that fits!
@koolkillerx
@koolkillerx 7 жыл бұрын
My Name Is Chef An excellent condom
@Moggster23
@Moggster23 5 жыл бұрын
Must resist the urge to say breaded for her pleasure.
@petalsinthebreeze
@petalsinthebreeze 4 жыл бұрын
A body condom
@ryanchant6861
@ryanchant6861 2 жыл бұрын
Stay fresh willy bags
@sexhaie
@sexhaie 10 жыл бұрын
Stay fresh, space cowboy.
@poseidon1680
@poseidon1680 9 жыл бұрын
Stay fresh space cowboy bags
@MexicanDragon2000
@MexicanDragon2000 9 жыл бұрын
Hey Ashens, the Chef Excellence original picture was uploaded in 6th of August of 2005. In a month that picture will be 10 years old!
@effitweball
@effitweball 9 жыл бұрын
Aww,cool!An excellent fact! °ω° Hehehe.
@lockstepped
@lockstepped 4 жыл бұрын
that picture is 9 days older than me
@darkjapan
@darkjapan 3 жыл бұрын
So basically that photo is as old as Ashen's KZfaq channel!
@philliple123
@philliple123 10 жыл бұрын
"You do not need a seal."
@pgm4life51
@pgm4life51 10 жыл бұрын
Okay?
@Ed-mv5qn
@Ed-mv5qn 9 жыл бұрын
?
@goodtimeswithvince
@goodtimeswithvince 9 жыл бұрын
"an excellent remark".
@thekingsman9773
@thekingsman9773 9 жыл бұрын
Why would we need a seal?
@ThemGoodOldBeans
@ThemGoodOldBeans 10 жыл бұрын
After he said that it was the last random Chef Excellence cut-away I was expecting one with "An excellent lie"
@Chef-Excellence
@Chef-Excellence 10 жыл бұрын
That would have been a great idea
@michaelparthun4005
@michaelparthun4005 10 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence Don't you mean 'An Excellent Idea'?
@LittleKentuckyFilms
@LittleKentuckyFilms 10 жыл бұрын
+Chef Excellence Don't you mean an 'Excellent' idea? Wait, you're a phoney! You fucking fake! Everybody, move into angry mob formation!
@Sealguin
@Sealguin 10 жыл бұрын
LittleKentuckyFilms RAWR
@Chef-Excellence
@Chef-Excellence 10 жыл бұрын
LittleKentuckyFilms I was simply testing the fan base, that was all.
@MrClod-we7mr
@MrClod-we7mr 8 жыл бұрын
Those weren't bread bags, those were Chef Excellence's condoms
@hartage4
@hartage4 10 жыл бұрын
I love how the first thing he thinks of is suffocating 5 toddlers in a bag
@SouthwesternEagle
@SouthwesternEagle 10 жыл бұрын
Yeah. He is a bit sadistic.
@andrespajo4911
@andrespajo4911 9 жыл бұрын
but in an innocent humorous way
@ahums16
@ahums16 6 жыл бұрын
It's even funnier knowing he has a Ph.D in Psychology, haha
@DyingToLive310
@DyingToLive310 10 жыл бұрын
Did... he just reference KOTOR? Liked & subscribed. Oh and his name was HK47.
@plenkman
@plenkman 9 жыл бұрын
Bags are life. Bags are love.
@captainheat2314
@captainheat2314 9 жыл бұрын
Maxim Jovchev only if chef excellence makes them
@ChefExcellence007
@ChefExcellence007 9 жыл бұрын
Try the new Dog Poo Bags, available next month in the pound land near you!!
@plenkman
@plenkman 9 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence In macedonia...
@nonegone7170
@nonegone7170 9 жыл бұрын
Maxim Jovchev You can't escape from the bags!
@Deus_Inc
@Deus_Inc 9 жыл бұрын
+Chef Excellence there aren't any poundland-like stores in Macedonia sadly.. :/
@d0ngus
@d0ngus 9 жыл бұрын
Uploaded on my birthday. An excellent gift
@njd834
@njd834 9 жыл бұрын
'An excellent happy birthday to you'
@Amberrogers
@Amberrogers 8 жыл бұрын
"I hope you had an excellent birthday." I'm sad I missed it because I wanted to send you some special edition Chef Excellence Cake Bags and Chef Excellence Gift Bags. Darn....
@jimlael66
@jimlael66 9 жыл бұрын
This is weird because chef excellence is probably copyrighted and by now he is basicly the mascot of the ashens channel
@ilex_occulta
@ilex_occulta 9 жыл бұрын
***** He's actually a stock photograph. Stuart even bought the rights to it!
@thechosendoge
@thechosendoge 9 жыл бұрын
***** "an excellent copyright"
@TheWaslijn
@TheWaslijn 9 жыл бұрын
ahaisonline he did??
@brianm6337
@brianm6337 6 жыл бұрын
An Excellent move on his part.
@RTU130
@RTU130 5 ай бұрын
True
@ultralordking
@ultralordking 9 жыл бұрын
If your cheese steals your car, then yeah it'd pretty rotten.
@tristanbenefiel7613
@tristanbenefiel7613 9 жыл бұрын
By then it's gone bad.
@dadrumma8608
@dadrumma8608 7 жыл бұрын
"You could suffocate about five toddlers with one of these." I should not have laughed at that as much as I did.
@jeremyj.5687
@jeremyj.5687 9 жыл бұрын
And such, a legend was born. An excellent meme.
@tiki6212
@tiki6212 9 жыл бұрын
"You can choke 5 todlers with one of this,fantastic"ashens 27 jan 2010
@tiki6212
@tiki6212 8 жыл бұрын
***** XD
@tiki6212
@tiki6212 8 жыл бұрын
TheProcrastinatingWolf XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
@neilsanghvi5229
@neilsanghvi5229 4 жыл бұрын
The tinted plastic freshness food bag is the most elegant recurring motif in literature
@Maniax467
@Maniax467 10 жыл бұрын
Stay fresh, meatbags!
@tehandroidmaster
@tehandroidmaster 10 жыл бұрын
Bender.
@ohmanthatguy2443
@ohmanthatguy2443 8 жыл бұрын
There can only be ONE. As Chef Excellence draws his sword and begins his hunt. He realizes that his bags are great for storing the severed heads of his enemies (the other chefs). Time to track down his marketing agent. There's one bag left.
@twilightdawn3233
@twilightdawn3233 8 жыл бұрын
'an excellent tv series'
@exomute
@exomute 8 жыл бұрын
I was in a test at school. It asked me to define chocolate. I wrote a description and then at the end I wrote: 'An excellent description' - Chef Excellence. I got a extra point for that. My teacher watches Ashens. 'An excellent teacher' - Chef Excellence.
@mrsilikeeggs
@mrsilikeeggs 8 жыл бұрын
+TheTopMKGamer I made a powerpoint once about chocolate for a school project where we had to make a powerpoint about something. I didn't know about Ashens at the time though so I couldn't have added Chef Excellence feedback sadly.
@feraloracle8239
@feraloracle8239 8 жыл бұрын
down with cis
@jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245
@jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245 8 жыл бұрын
+Loz L'estranja You are right. Cysts are bad
@zackl2000
@zackl2000 8 жыл бұрын
+Loz L'estranja down with stoners
@bigboi4713
@bigboi4713 8 жыл бұрын
+Sylvia The Sylveon (Jenni Chitty) what's a cysts? that some made up shit?
@icurnvs776
@icurnvs776 10 жыл бұрын
I think the Diablo storyline would be even more epic if the Lords of Hell were captured not in soulstones, but in Chef Excellence bags!! :D
@IMCR8Z
@IMCR8Z 10 жыл бұрын
Stay Fresh Lordbags!
@joshbacon8241
@joshbacon8241 6 жыл бұрын
The Shotgun Gamer ‘Keeps Lords fresher for longer!’
@smilemv96
@smilemv96 8 жыл бұрын
The only thing i need is Stay Fresh Body Bags.
@Crurned
@Crurned 6 жыл бұрын
All these Chef Excellence accounts instead of Clorox Bleach fills my heart with hope.
@Verlisify
@Verlisify 9 жыл бұрын
we need to thank that man for having Ashens start this wonderful in joke
@user-xe6qg8lm4m
@user-xe6qg8lm4m 6 жыл бұрын
Verlisify furry
@MintleafCakes
@MintleafCakes 6 жыл бұрын
i wonder if verlisify still watches ashens
@starrysentret
@starrysentret 5 жыл бұрын
why the fuck is verlisify here
@rotaku4946
@rotaku4946 4 жыл бұрын
choke on toast, furry
@ioioioioio6026
@ioioioioio6026 4 жыл бұрын
@@starrysentret he needs excellent bags
@kungfukenny9148
@kungfukenny9148 8 жыл бұрын
I lost my shit when you said "chef ineptitude" and Ainsley Harriet's face popped up. Gold.
@SuperLuigisWorld
@SuperLuigisWorld 10 жыл бұрын
we need an updated version of the loony tunes ending where porkey pig faces the camera and says "stay fresh, cheese bags"
@IMCR8Z
@IMCR8Z 10 жыл бұрын
"An excellent idea."
@SuperLuigisWorld
@SuperLuigisWorld 10 жыл бұрын
"An excellent agreement"
@MsHarpsychord
@MsHarpsychord 10 жыл бұрын
"An excellent copyright"
@SuperLuigisWorld
@SuperLuigisWorld 10 жыл бұрын
"an excellent infringement"
@MsHarpsychord
@MsHarpsychord 10 жыл бұрын
"An excellent law suit"
@verticalgames9190
@verticalgames9190 9 жыл бұрын
"An excellent overused comment"
@Mustang424
@Mustang424 8 жыл бұрын
I'm curious if anyone has found the commercial or infomercial that these were supposedly on.
@TheBluestflamingos
@TheBluestflamingos 7 жыл бұрын
I feel like I've seen a commercial for green produce bags on TV before (in America), that allegedly kept food fresher longer, but I'm pretty sure it came with some sort of vacuum sealing machine. Still, I remember claims that this "special" type of plastic bag maintained the perfect amount of moisture or ventilated or some garbage like that.
@SoraxBS
@SoraxBS 14 жыл бұрын
You're the only person who could make an 8 minute review about plastic bags genuinely entertaining.
@davetothethird
@davetothethird 8 жыл бұрын
That shit eating grin gets me every time. It's as though the chef is like, "Yes, I excellently approve of this excellent line of excellently inefficient storage bags"
@JoeMama._.
@JoeMama._. 4 жыл бұрын
People talk about TV shows being nostalgic but this is nostalgia in its purest form
@silvervixen1111
@silvervixen1111 9 жыл бұрын
I'm crying because my grandma bought all of these....
@CocoTheMii
@CocoTheMii 4 жыл бұрын
'An Excellent Funny Laughter Key' -Chef Plug Pu Melon Nai
@andymadden8183
@andymadden8183 5 жыл бұрын
So sad that 99p Stores no longer exists. But Chef Excellence will live on!
@jcrowley1985
@jcrowley1985 2 жыл бұрын
He should have brought back the "handling radioactive substances" joke and used one of these bags to pick up the game child in the movie
@gui18bif
@gui18bif 2 жыл бұрын
I like to think Chef Excellence is just a food hoarder and he requires all those bags
@SpitfireBoy86
@SpitfireBoy86 10 жыл бұрын
"Stay fresh bag bags."
@maksuree
@maksuree 9 жыл бұрын
"Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such. "
@hallowseve5801
@hallowseve5801 2 жыл бұрын
Squidward: *"You're selling plastic bags?"* Mr. Krabs: *"With cheese Mr. Squidward, with cheese!"*
@CLaw-tb5gg
@CLaw-tb5gg 6 жыл бұрын
I got an advert for a Gordon Ramsay Masterclass before this.
@lemonhandgrenades3222
@lemonhandgrenades3222 8 жыл бұрын
I have yet to see a very important question asked in these comments; one of a culinary cinematic nature; but one that begins in a greeting. I suppose I should take it upon myself to ask it, as it is the question that simply defines the internet age as a whole. And so without further ado, I present this intrinsically important question: Hey, have you seen Chef?
@sebastianebel5167
@sebastianebel5167 8 жыл бұрын
+Misty Myles no, just cheg
@sebastianebel5167
@sebastianebel5167 8 жыл бұрын
+Misty Myles chef*
@cosmicjenny4508
@cosmicjenny4508 7 жыл бұрын
The student learns from the master, But the master, learns from the God! (Chef)
@maksuree
@maksuree 9 жыл бұрын
when has "as seen on TV" ever deemed well for a purchase?
@JomasterTheSecond
@JomasterTheSecond 5 ай бұрын
Thank you, 99p Stores. You are gone, but not forgotten.
@sierra_bravo6388
@sierra_bravo6388 9 жыл бұрын
An excellent video about a excellent product by an excellent company. How excellent. Also an excellent video and a excellent time to stop saying excellent. Excellent.
@laughingmatter8659
@laughingmatter8659 6 жыл бұрын
They tried to destroy him, but it was too late. Chef Excellence smirked, safely sealed away inside of his new Chef Excellence Stay Fresh Chef Excellence Bags, allowing him to remain fresh for millennia with the nation's military powerless to stop him. He would watch the fall of their civilization from within, knowing that when the time was right, he would emerge, Excellent as ever, and begin 'An Excellent Reign Over Humanity'.
@Slimeade
@Slimeade 9 жыл бұрын
You know what needs to exist? Stay fresh Squid bags.
@ratking1608
@ratking1608 2 жыл бұрын
Gonna start saying "Stay fresh, cheese bags" whenever I leave a room
@Eliddinn
@Eliddinn 10 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed out loud watching this, amazing video, need to get myself down to the shop to see if I can find some of the bags. Unfortunately now its 2014 its not new technology
@aXenonGameplays
@aXenonGameplays 5 жыл бұрын
I lived in Daventry, where these bags were produced, but I haven't met Chef Excellence, pity :(
@TheSadistJester
@TheSadistJester 7 жыл бұрын
Stay fresh, Cheese Bags!
@ch3fxexcell3nce
@ch3fxexcell3nce 10 жыл бұрын
This is an excellent video.
@yobaseen21
@yobaseen21 10 жыл бұрын
Chef excellence needs his own video game.
@Trynt33
@Trynt33 10 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence vs Cooking Mama, now for the Xbox 1.
@yobaseen21
@yobaseen21 10 жыл бұрын
Yes please! I'd definitely buy that.
@IMCR8Z
@IMCR8Z 9 жыл бұрын
_"An excellent game"_
@danschneider9921
@danschneider9921 3 жыл бұрын
If these were US Army issue, they would be: Bags, Excellent, Stay Fresh, 1 each
@PeachKeki
@PeachKeki 7 жыл бұрын
*"you could suffocate 5 toddlers with a single one of these. fantastic !!"* - ashens 2010
@Corndog4382
@Corndog4382 8 жыл бұрын
This channel is so good that we all just spent almost 10 minutes looking at plastic bags.
@applenews3274
@applenews3274 8 жыл бұрын
HE SHOULD LOOK AT MRS. EXCELLENCE BODY BOXES!
@kuntsj3802
@kuntsj3802 11 жыл бұрын
Love how he recognizes 'meat bag' as the assassin robot from KOTOR's phrase for humans.
@robosing225
@robosing225 3 жыл бұрын
People all across the 10 years of this video comment. It's a literal time capsule
@tncorgi92
@tncorgi92 4 ай бұрын
I'll help extend that.
@FroggerbobT
@FroggerbobT 5 жыл бұрын
This comment is more than 9 years out of date. Still edible though.
@Arbron
@Arbron 4 жыл бұрын
Stay Fresh Comment Bags prove themselves.
@KirbyMario12345_939
@KirbyMario12345_939 11 жыл бұрын
I laughed when you wondered "why you'd need an aquatic mammal"
@CarlosGordo97
@CarlosGordo97 8 жыл бұрын
"Oh god, they're huge! You could suffocate *insert strange sound here* probably five toddlers with a single one of these fantastic." - Ashens 27 Jan 2010
@BurningTaco7101
@BurningTaco7101 9 жыл бұрын
'An Excellent Comment' 'An Excellent Joke' 'An Excellent Meta Reference' 'An Excellent SuperMeta' 'An Excellent DuperMeta'
@TheWaslijn
@TheWaslijn 9 жыл бұрын
DanseMacabre 'An Excellent Comment'
@njd834
@njd834 9 жыл бұрын
'An excellent reply'
@effitweball
@effitweball 9 жыл бұрын
An excellent hamster Squeak
@memememegaming
@memememegaming 5 жыл бұрын
Stay Fresh Head Bags: 'An Excellent Suffication'
@drragonwolf
@drragonwolf 9 жыл бұрын
I laughed a lot for this one, thanks for making the day better Ashens
@Staticjokes
@Staticjokes 10 жыл бұрын
"you could suffocate 5 toddlers with one of these" Now that's value.
@Munnmaista
@Munnmaista 9 жыл бұрын
Bread bag says "Store where you bread is normally stored". I think this was actually done by a thirteen year old.
@Superstokiesam
@Superstokiesam 4 жыл бұрын
RIP chef hair, you will be missed
@-throat-
@-throat- 3 жыл бұрын
?
@ellalucie8150
@ellalucie8150 7 жыл бұрын
Been watching these videos all evening - you are SO funny. British humour at its best, representttt!
@KYR_DID_YOU_SEE_IT
@KYR_DID_YOU_SEE_IT 10 жыл бұрын
stay fresh, bread bags
@Squiffilect
@Squiffilect 8 жыл бұрын
My bread comes in a bag which I usually twist then fold over to keep it fresh
@jaym8299
@jaym8299 4 жыл бұрын
1:30 Why would you need a seal... Had to rewatch twice before I got it. Haa
@kierancampire
@kierancampire 11 жыл бұрын
Your humour is so sarcastic and twisted, I love it so much! XD
@hemlockolympic
@hemlockolympic 9 жыл бұрын
((YES. HE REFERENCED HK-47. My life is complete.
@VicariousReality7
@VicariousReality7 8 жыл бұрын
+Vriska Serket I just found out there are several HK droids in the later part of TOR, same voice actor that vaguely reminds me of the dude that plays the doctor in star trek enterprise
@MeenyMcSweeny
@MeenyMcSweeny 8 жыл бұрын
Who was "Chef Pestilence" depicted as?
@Digitalgibbon82
@Digitalgibbon82 8 жыл бұрын
Marco Pierre White
@i.need.feet.6521
@i.need.feet.6521 7 жыл бұрын
A Nurgling with a chefs hat
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 2 жыл бұрын
@@i.need.feet.6521 I wish I collected Death Guard just for the purposes of making that
@strobat4039
@strobat4039 11 жыл бұрын
after this i searched all over the internet for the chef excellence ad.
@mythshappyplace
@mythshappyplace 3 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence has been keeping Ashens videos fresh for years.
@armenatorvan4949
@armenatorvan4949 10 жыл бұрын
If he ever comes forward and reveals himself to be a true chef, what the hell are we going to do?
@Braddington1
@Braddington1 10 жыл бұрын
Bow before his excellence.
@Kian123456789100
@Kian123456789100 9 жыл бұрын
"An excellent plot twist"
@armenatorvan4949
@armenatorvan4949 9 жыл бұрын
Cason Jones "An excellent reply"
@KazakhV3
@KazakhV3 9 жыл бұрын
armena torvan an excellent spam comment
@najtrows
@najtrows 6 жыл бұрын
Wow.. Back in 2010? I have followed Ashens for a while it seems. "It was a couple of years ago"
@sondret5
@sondret5 11 жыл бұрын
5:29 All my dreams of ever meeting chef exellence were brutally destroyed... I'll just go cry myself to sleep now.
@Name2site
@Name2site 7 жыл бұрын
"You could suffocate five toddlers with just one of these" That's British humor for you. XD
@singaporeseaslugs1393
@singaporeseaslugs1393 9 жыл бұрын
An excellent way to get a hat
@singaporeseaslugs1393
@singaporeseaslugs1393 8 жыл бұрын
***** 🎩🎩🎩
@Dovaz921
@Dovaz921 8 жыл бұрын
6 years ago holy shit Im closer to death now
@silvismoon189
@silvismoon189 8 жыл бұрын
I worship chef excellence, he is our one true lord. 'An excellent religion'
@sharona1981
@sharona1981 2 жыл бұрын
'You could suffocate probably five toddlers with a single one of these.' And this is why Stuart never had children. 🤣🤣
@afilthyimposter3533
@afilthyimposter3533 9 жыл бұрын
"An excellent "An excellent bag" bag."
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