Chef Excellence When is your next range of bags coming out?
@ChefExcellence0079 жыл бұрын
They will be the dog poop bags, coming out next month.
@Yourbigblackpenetrativedaddy9 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence Fantastic. I'm sure I will be able to keep my dogs shit fresh now thanks to another fantastic product from Chef Excellence.
@ChefExcellence0079 жыл бұрын
Only 12.99 for 3 bags! Preorder now!!
@ATCRyderX9 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence Chef, I've been having quite the rough time keeping my fresh bags fresh. Will you be coming out with an excellent way to keep my fresh bags from going stale? A fresh bag for fresh bags to keep the bags fresh. Wishing you an excellent day, Chef!
@mah9boi10 жыл бұрын
Stay Fresh Body Bags "An excellent murder"
@Chef-Excellence10 жыл бұрын
Wonderful idea! for all of those who cant find a good recipe with gingers in them!
@doktawhawee98708 жыл бұрын
"An excellent violin (violin)." - Chef Stella bottom tile
@somedude56574 жыл бұрын
HASAH. A MAN OF QUALITY.
@Gerarghini3 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence (Excellence)
@jasons20235 ай бұрын
*wheeze*
@blaquerDP8 жыл бұрын
Actually if you put cheese bag inside of that meat bag, those 2 combined into the fruits & vegetables bag and then those 3 combined into the bread bag you'll summon Chef Excellence.
@jacksonpercy80448 жыл бұрын
The plot for the next Ashens movie thickens!
@hanselmanryanjames7 жыл бұрын
Will it be like in Final Fantasy when you summon Eidolons? Like a giant storm cloud appears in the sky, a bolt of lightning and Chef Excellence comes riding in on a giant white horse with stay fresh bags in a holster on his side?
@aceisking5 жыл бұрын
Can confirm
@archerj20105 жыл бұрын
...that's a secret of the dark arts no one is supposed to know!
@TakerKaneanite6194 жыл бұрын
"An excellent genie"
@christianmunso74828 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence's backstory should be the plot of the next Ashens movie
@jackafc32538 жыл бұрын
"An Excellent Idea for a Movie!"
@theonlyone18958 жыл бұрын
"bagstory" ;p
@theonlyone18958 жыл бұрын
"bagstory" ;p
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi8 жыл бұрын
+Christian Munso Or for the next TV show from Cartoon Network Europe after the Amazing World Of Gumball! Maybe call it "Stay Fresh Bag Cartoon Show"!
@NodDisciple18 жыл бұрын
+Ivan Simpson It'd probably be better than Gumball, Chowder, and Flapjack combined. Such rubbish. :-/
@computerman7898 жыл бұрын
I want: Stay fresh Egg bags. _An eggsellent product_
@ninety59938 жыл бұрын
An excellpunlent pun
@thesonofbruce19978 жыл бұрын
+nether64 An excellent observation
@loubro988 жыл бұрын
+TheDroid0752 An excellent comment thread.
@Jaxx_4098 жыл бұрын
heres a trick email chef eggselent let him know
@captainfaff98518 жыл бұрын
"an excellent joke"
@Goldenkitten110 жыл бұрын
1:48 - "Oh god they're huge! You could suffocate...pfwah...five toddlers with a single one of these. Fantastic!" See it's this sort of in depth explanation that separates Ashens from other reviewers. He understands what the consuming public desires and cuts right to the chase rather than dwelling on useless facts.
@a_googIeuser2 жыл бұрын
'A excellent reply'
@bankruptedwizard14132 жыл бұрын
'An Excellent Genocide'
@raven_of_zoso455 Жыл бұрын
The thing about good ol' Stu, is that he has never been afraid to speak about his pass time activities. He must be very passionate about murdering toddlers. I like it, good for him that he has found his purpose in life.
@TheSektorz9 жыл бұрын
"You could suffocate... eh five toddlers with a single one of them!" That's the kind of linguistic joy that brings a smile to my face, only Ashen can do it. If it were anyone else comparing and talking about fucking different coloured bags... need I say more.
@chrisdoessomestuff47828 жыл бұрын
An Excellent Comment.
@ChefExcellence0078 жыл бұрын
'An Excellent Comment'
@chrisdoessomestuff47828 жыл бұрын
'An Excellent Excellent'
@chrisdoessomestuff47828 жыл бұрын
''
@connoro13738 жыл бұрын
Excellent
@nasonbudkhunthong64548 жыл бұрын
What about the "Stay Fresh Bag Bag Bags?"
@Highran567 жыл бұрын
That's bagception right there.
@aarowtheblacksmith7897 жыл бұрын
They're going to make a Chef Excellence movie, where he has to go on a journey through the Stay Fresh Bag dimension to get to the piece of one thousand year old celery.
@hco42037 жыл бұрын
Tripled Bags, that's certainly an Excellent idea
@Audioworm7 жыл бұрын
What about Stay Fresh Bag Bag Bag Bags?
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi4 жыл бұрын
@@Audioworm Bagception!
@rockerseven8 жыл бұрын
i gotta wonder if the person who posed for the chef excellence picture has ever seen this video lol
@tncorgi922 жыл бұрын
It would be a shame to hear that he met with an untimely death in a plastic bag accident.
@AltimaNEO2 ай бұрын
Wouldn't be surprised if they photographed that stock photo at some point in the 80s or 90s
@sabrinaadam85574 жыл бұрын
I love how even on the box Chef Excellence is giving you the side eye as if to say "You know damn well I am not a real chef" lol
@chefexcellence566510 жыл бұрын
"An excellent product review"
@Limaodoidooficial10 жыл бұрын
"An excellent comment"
@DaBestName10 жыл бұрын
"An excellent reply"
@Limaodoidooficial10 жыл бұрын
Kitteh Kat "An excellent reply reply"
@K9CrunchieProduction10 жыл бұрын
"An excellent waste of time"
@jimlael6610 жыл бұрын
an excellent idiot
@lrr1388 жыл бұрын
What would happen if you put cheese in the meat bag?
@Dizzynoodlegamer8 жыл бұрын
The bag explodes and kills every puppy in a 500 mile radius
@jacobgonzales96908 жыл бұрын
+Dizzynoodlegamer oh no... I wanted to see what happened. But in the end my cheese was still okay!
@zhouhuanyue8 жыл бұрын
+lradford22 The universe collapses in on its self.
@sarahclarke89468 жыл бұрын
Unleashes the zombie apocalypse
@aliciles8 жыл бұрын
The cheese explodes in the bag and its remains morph into a live cow
@morglovesminecraft10 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence: "An excellent nonexistent bloke"
@chefexcellence98210 жыл бұрын
This comment 'An excellent way to hurt my feelings'
@MsHarpsychord10 жыл бұрын
"An excellent feels"
@tendersheep6676 жыл бұрын
*It's hard to believe that the Chef Excellence joke has been going 8 1/2 years!!!*
@Josh123232 жыл бұрын
12 years now
@PhattyBolger9 жыл бұрын
An Excellent Bag.
@moozy9 жыл бұрын
Windmills.
@Bergman777779 жыл бұрын
Noooice
@davidgarethson229 жыл бұрын
Noice
@EpicCoatGuy9 жыл бұрын
An Excellent Meme.
@jonathanalmojuela79349 жыл бұрын
An excellent bag of -death-
@joshybosley3918 жыл бұрын
Bread Bags: Finally, a condom that fits!
@koolkillerx7 жыл бұрын
My Name Is Chef An excellent condom
@Moggster235 жыл бұрын
Must resist the urge to say breaded for her pleasure.
@petalsinthebreeze4 жыл бұрын
A body condom
@ryanchant68612 жыл бұрын
Stay fresh willy bags
@sexhaie10 жыл бұрын
Stay fresh, space cowboy.
@poseidon16809 жыл бұрын
Stay fresh space cowboy bags
@MexicanDragon20009 жыл бұрын
Hey Ashens, the Chef Excellence original picture was uploaded in 6th of August of 2005. In a month that picture will be 10 years old!
@effitweball9 жыл бұрын
Aww,cool!An excellent fact! °ω° Hehehe.
@lockstepped4 жыл бұрын
that picture is 9 days older than me
@darkjapan3 жыл бұрын
So basically that photo is as old as Ashen's KZfaq channel!
@philliple12310 жыл бұрын
"You do not need a seal."
@pgm4life5110 жыл бұрын
Okay?
@Ed-mv5qn9 жыл бұрын
?
@goodtimeswithvince9 жыл бұрын
"an excellent remark".
@thekingsman97739 жыл бұрын
Why would we need a seal?
@ThemGoodOldBeans10 жыл бұрын
After he said that it was the last random Chef Excellence cut-away I was expecting one with "An excellent lie"
@Chef-Excellence10 жыл бұрын
That would have been a great idea
@michaelparthun400510 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence Don't you mean 'An Excellent Idea'?
@LittleKentuckyFilms10 жыл бұрын
+Chef Excellence Don't you mean an 'Excellent' idea? Wait, you're a phoney! You fucking fake! Everybody, move into angry mob formation!
@Sealguin10 жыл бұрын
LittleKentuckyFilms RAWR
@Chef-Excellence10 жыл бұрын
LittleKentuckyFilms I was simply testing the fan base, that was all.
@MrClod-we7mr8 жыл бұрын
Those weren't bread bags, those were Chef Excellence's condoms
@hartage410 жыл бұрын
I love how the first thing he thinks of is suffocating 5 toddlers in a bag
@SouthwesternEagle10 жыл бұрын
Yeah. He is a bit sadistic.
@andrespajo49119 жыл бұрын
but in an innocent humorous way
@ahums166 жыл бұрын
It's even funnier knowing he has a Ph.D in Psychology, haha
@DyingToLive31010 жыл бұрын
Did... he just reference KOTOR? Liked & subscribed. Oh and his name was HK47.
@plenkman9 жыл бұрын
Bags are life. Bags are love.
@captainheat23149 жыл бұрын
Maxim Jovchev only if chef excellence makes them
@ChefExcellence0079 жыл бұрын
Try the new Dog Poo Bags, available next month in the pound land near you!!
@plenkman9 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence In macedonia...
@nonegone71709 жыл бұрын
Maxim Jovchev You can't escape from the bags!
@Deus_Inc9 жыл бұрын
+Chef Excellence there aren't any poundland-like stores in Macedonia sadly.. :/
@d0ngus9 жыл бұрын
Uploaded on my birthday. An excellent gift
@njd8349 жыл бұрын
'An excellent happy birthday to you'
@Amberrogers8 жыл бұрын
"I hope you had an excellent birthday." I'm sad I missed it because I wanted to send you some special edition Chef Excellence Cake Bags and Chef Excellence Gift Bags. Darn....
@jimlael669 жыл бұрын
This is weird because chef excellence is probably copyrighted and by now he is basicly the mascot of the ashens channel
@ilex_occulta9 жыл бұрын
***** He's actually a stock photograph. Stuart even bought the rights to it!
@thechosendoge9 жыл бұрын
***** "an excellent copyright"
@TheWaslijn9 жыл бұрын
ahaisonline he did??
@brianm63376 жыл бұрын
An Excellent move on his part.
@RTU1305 ай бұрын
True
@ultralordking9 жыл бұрын
If your cheese steals your car, then yeah it'd pretty rotten.
@tristanbenefiel76139 жыл бұрын
By then it's gone bad.
@dadrumma86087 жыл бұрын
"You could suffocate about five toddlers with one of these." I should not have laughed at that as much as I did.
@jeremyj.56879 жыл бұрын
And such, a legend was born. An excellent meme.
@tiki62129 жыл бұрын
"You can choke 5 todlers with one of this,fantastic"ashens 27 jan 2010
The tinted plastic freshness food bag is the most elegant recurring motif in literature
@Maniax46710 жыл бұрын
Stay fresh, meatbags!
@tehandroidmaster10 жыл бұрын
Bender.
@ohmanthatguy24438 жыл бұрын
There can only be ONE. As Chef Excellence draws his sword and begins his hunt. He realizes that his bags are great for storing the severed heads of his enemies (the other chefs). Time to track down his marketing agent. There's one bag left.
@twilightdawn32338 жыл бұрын
'an excellent tv series'
@exomute8 жыл бұрын
I was in a test at school. It asked me to define chocolate. I wrote a description and then at the end I wrote: 'An excellent description' - Chef Excellence. I got a extra point for that. My teacher watches Ashens. 'An excellent teacher' - Chef Excellence.
@mrsilikeeggs8 жыл бұрын
+TheTopMKGamer I made a powerpoint once about chocolate for a school project where we had to make a powerpoint about something. I didn't know about Ashens at the time though so I couldn't have added Chef Excellence feedback sadly.
@feraloracle82398 жыл бұрын
down with cis
@jennibeanthesweetsqueen52458 жыл бұрын
+Loz L'estranja You are right. Cysts are bad
@zackl20008 жыл бұрын
+Loz L'estranja down with stoners
@bigboi47138 жыл бұрын
+Sylvia The Sylveon (Jenni Chitty) what's a cysts? that some made up shit?
@icurnvs77610 жыл бұрын
I think the Diablo storyline would be even more epic if the Lords of Hell were captured not in soulstones, but in Chef Excellence bags!! :D
@IMCR8Z10 жыл бұрын
Stay Fresh Lordbags!
@joshbacon82416 жыл бұрын
The Shotgun Gamer ‘Keeps Lords fresher for longer!’
@smilemv968 жыл бұрын
The only thing i need is Stay Fresh Body Bags.
@Crurned6 жыл бұрын
All these Chef Excellence accounts instead of Clorox Bleach fills my heart with hope.
@Verlisify9 жыл бұрын
we need to thank that man for having Ashens start this wonderful in joke
@user-xe6qg8lm4m6 жыл бұрын
Verlisify furry
@MintleafCakes6 жыл бұрын
i wonder if verlisify still watches ashens
@starrysentret5 жыл бұрын
why the fuck is verlisify here
@rotaku49464 жыл бұрын
choke on toast, furry
@ioioioioio60264 жыл бұрын
@@starrysentret he needs excellent bags
@kungfukenny91488 жыл бұрын
I lost my shit when you said "chef ineptitude" and Ainsley Harriet's face popped up. Gold.
@SuperLuigisWorld10 жыл бұрын
we need an updated version of the loony tunes ending where porkey pig faces the camera and says "stay fresh, cheese bags"
@IMCR8Z10 жыл бұрын
"An excellent idea."
@SuperLuigisWorld10 жыл бұрын
"An excellent agreement"
@MsHarpsychord10 жыл бұрын
"An excellent copyright"
@SuperLuigisWorld10 жыл бұрын
"an excellent infringement"
@MsHarpsychord10 жыл бұрын
"An excellent law suit"
@verticalgames91909 жыл бұрын
"An excellent overused comment"
@Mustang4248 жыл бұрын
I'm curious if anyone has found the commercial or infomercial that these were supposedly on.
@TheBluestflamingos7 жыл бұрын
I feel like I've seen a commercial for green produce bags on TV before (in America), that allegedly kept food fresher longer, but I'm pretty sure it came with some sort of vacuum sealing machine. Still, I remember claims that this "special" type of plastic bag maintained the perfect amount of moisture or ventilated or some garbage like that.
@SoraxBS14 жыл бұрын
You're the only person who could make an 8 minute review about plastic bags genuinely entertaining.
@davetothethird8 жыл бұрын
That shit eating grin gets me every time. It's as though the chef is like, "Yes, I excellently approve of this excellent line of excellently inefficient storage bags"
@JoeMama._.4 жыл бұрын
People talk about TV shows being nostalgic but this is nostalgia in its purest form
@silvervixen11119 жыл бұрын
I'm crying because my grandma bought all of these....
@CocoTheMii4 жыл бұрын
'An Excellent Funny Laughter Key' -Chef Plug Pu Melon Nai
@andymadden81835 жыл бұрын
So sad that 99p Stores no longer exists. But Chef Excellence will live on!
@jcrowley19852 жыл бұрын
He should have brought back the "handling radioactive substances" joke and used one of these bags to pick up the game child in the movie
@gui18bif2 жыл бұрын
I like to think Chef Excellence is just a food hoarder and he requires all those bags
@SpitfireBoy8610 жыл бұрын
"Stay fresh bag bags."
@maksuree9 жыл бұрын
"Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such. "
@hallowseve58012 жыл бұрын
Squidward: *"You're selling plastic bags?"* Mr. Krabs: *"With cheese Mr. Squidward, with cheese!"*
@CLaw-tb5gg6 жыл бұрын
I got an advert for a Gordon Ramsay Masterclass before this.
@lemonhandgrenades32228 жыл бұрын
I have yet to see a very important question asked in these comments; one of a culinary cinematic nature; but one that begins in a greeting. I suppose I should take it upon myself to ask it, as it is the question that simply defines the internet age as a whole. And so without further ado, I present this intrinsically important question: Hey, have you seen Chef?
@sebastianebel51678 жыл бұрын
+Misty Myles no, just cheg
@sebastianebel51678 жыл бұрын
+Misty Myles chef*
@cosmicjenny45087 жыл бұрын
The student learns from the master, But the master, learns from the God! (Chef)
@maksuree9 жыл бұрын
when has "as seen on TV" ever deemed well for a purchase?
@JomasterTheSecond5 ай бұрын
Thank you, 99p Stores. You are gone, but not forgotten.
@sierra_bravo63889 жыл бұрын
An excellent video about a excellent product by an excellent company. How excellent. Also an excellent video and a excellent time to stop saying excellent. Excellent.
@laughingmatter86596 жыл бұрын
They tried to destroy him, but it was too late. Chef Excellence smirked, safely sealed away inside of his new Chef Excellence Stay Fresh Chef Excellence Bags, allowing him to remain fresh for millennia with the nation's military powerless to stop him. He would watch the fall of their civilization from within, knowing that when the time was right, he would emerge, Excellent as ever, and begin 'An Excellent Reign Over Humanity'.
@Slimeade9 жыл бұрын
You know what needs to exist? Stay fresh Squid bags.
@ratking16082 жыл бұрын
Gonna start saying "Stay fresh, cheese bags" whenever I leave a room
@Eliddinn10 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed out loud watching this, amazing video, need to get myself down to the shop to see if I can find some of the bags. Unfortunately now its 2014 its not new technology
@aXenonGameplays5 жыл бұрын
I lived in Daventry, where these bags were produced, but I haven't met Chef Excellence, pity :(
@TheSadistJester7 жыл бұрын
Stay fresh, Cheese Bags!
@ch3fxexcell3nce10 жыл бұрын
This is an excellent video.
@yobaseen2110 жыл бұрын
Chef excellence needs his own video game.
@Trynt3310 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence vs Cooking Mama, now for the Xbox 1.
@yobaseen2110 жыл бұрын
Yes please! I'd definitely buy that.
@IMCR8Z9 жыл бұрын
_"An excellent game"_
@danschneider99213 жыл бұрын
If these were US Army issue, they would be: Bags, Excellent, Stay Fresh, 1 each
@PeachKeki7 жыл бұрын
*"you could suffocate 5 toddlers with a single one of these. fantastic !!"* - ashens 2010
@Corndog43828 жыл бұрын
This channel is so good that we all just spent almost 10 minutes looking at plastic bags.
@applenews32748 жыл бұрын
HE SHOULD LOOK AT MRS. EXCELLENCE BODY BOXES!
@kuntsj380211 жыл бұрын
Love how he recognizes 'meat bag' as the assassin robot from KOTOR's phrase for humans.
@robosing2253 жыл бұрын
People all across the 10 years of this video comment. It's a literal time capsule
@tncorgi924 ай бұрын
I'll help extend that.
@FroggerbobT5 жыл бұрын
This comment is more than 9 years out of date. Still edible though.
@Arbron4 жыл бұрын
Stay Fresh Comment Bags prove themselves.
@KirbyMario12345_93911 жыл бұрын
I laughed when you wondered "why you'd need an aquatic mammal"
@CarlosGordo978 жыл бұрын
"Oh god, they're huge! You could suffocate *insert strange sound here* probably five toddlers with a single one of these fantastic." - Ashens 27 Jan 2010
I laughed a lot for this one, thanks for making the day better Ashens
@Staticjokes10 жыл бұрын
"you could suffocate 5 toddlers with one of these" Now that's value.
@Munnmaista9 жыл бұрын
Bread bag says "Store where you bread is normally stored". I think this was actually done by a thirteen year old.
@Superstokiesam4 жыл бұрын
RIP chef hair, you will be missed
@-throat-3 жыл бұрын
?
@ellalucie81507 жыл бұрын
Been watching these videos all evening - you are SO funny. British humour at its best, representttt!
@KYR_DID_YOU_SEE_IT10 жыл бұрын
stay fresh, bread bags
@Squiffilect8 жыл бұрын
My bread comes in a bag which I usually twist then fold over to keep it fresh
@jaym82994 жыл бұрын
1:30 Why would you need a seal... Had to rewatch twice before I got it. Haa
@kierancampire11 жыл бұрын
Your humour is so sarcastic and twisted, I love it so much! XD
@hemlockolympic9 жыл бұрын
((YES. HE REFERENCED HK-47. My life is complete.
@VicariousReality78 жыл бұрын
+Vriska Serket I just found out there are several HK droids in the later part of TOR, same voice actor that vaguely reminds me of the dude that plays the doctor in star trek enterprise
@MeenyMcSweeny8 жыл бұрын
Who was "Chef Pestilence" depicted as?
@Digitalgibbon828 жыл бұрын
Marco Pierre White
@i.need.feet.65217 жыл бұрын
A Nurgling with a chefs hat
@TheHutchy012 жыл бұрын
@@i.need.feet.6521 I wish I collected Death Guard just for the purposes of making that
@strobat403911 жыл бұрын
after this i searched all over the internet for the chef excellence ad.
@mythshappyplace3 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence has been keeping Ashens videos fresh for years.
@armenatorvan494910 жыл бұрын
If he ever comes forward and reveals himself to be a true chef, what the hell are we going to do?
@Braddington110 жыл бұрын
Bow before his excellence.
@Kian1234567891009 жыл бұрын
"An excellent plot twist"
@armenatorvan49499 жыл бұрын
Cason Jones "An excellent reply"
@KazakhV39 жыл бұрын
armena torvan an excellent spam comment
@najtrows6 жыл бұрын
Wow.. Back in 2010? I have followed Ashens for a while it seems. "It was a couple of years ago"
@sondret511 жыл бұрын
5:29 All my dreams of ever meeting chef exellence were brutally destroyed... I'll just go cry myself to sleep now.
@Name2site7 жыл бұрын
"You could suffocate five toddlers with just one of these" That's British humor for you. XD
@singaporeseaslugs13939 жыл бұрын
An excellent way to get a hat
@singaporeseaslugs13938 жыл бұрын
***** 🎩🎩🎩
@Dovaz9218 жыл бұрын
6 years ago holy shit Im closer to death now
@silvismoon1898 жыл бұрын
I worship chef excellence, he is our one true lord. 'An excellent religion'
@sharona19812 жыл бұрын
'You could suffocate probably five toddlers with a single one of these.' And this is why Stuart never had children. 🤣🤣