Chess, But Pieces Turn Into Stone - Petrified Chess Variant

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6 ай бұрын

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@cyborg98 6 ай бұрын

"Pawn to B2" is such a fucking cursed phrase. I love it.

@deandelvin9924 6 ай бұрын

But it's normal if you play as black

@123pik1 6 ай бұрын

@@deandelvin9924 only in very very endgame

@pokeymaker6729 6 ай бұрын

fianccetto is at thing

@Cycles42 6 ай бұрын

pawn to a9

@arifezwan8893 6 ай бұрын

@@pokeymaker6729people who fianchetto goes pawn to b3 instead

@Draedaja 6 ай бұрын

Wait, why did en passant petrify the captured pawn? That smells like a programming bug to me...

@Carl-Gauss 6 ай бұрын

Reminds me of a time when I was programming my own chess engine and in the early stages he thought he could castle using a King on e1 and an enemy Knight on h1 😂

@Hexie2IQ 6 ай бұрын

@@Carl-GaussThis should be possible in normal chess, if you ask me

@Flechashe 6 ай бұрын

Yes, it looks like a bug. They didn't account for en passant, which is the only move where the capturer ends up in a different position from the captured

@Altimor0 6 ай бұрын

@@Flechashewhy didn't they google en passant

@GMPranav 6 ай бұрын

Well, maybe bonus points for en Passant? :O

@SyrKonrat 6 ай бұрын

I see why its rarely played, that looks awful to think about

@Tsunami14 6 ай бұрын

This legit gave me a migrane. And I think watching it again to try and understand would just make it worse.

@BuddhaJube 6 ай бұрын

It's clear this variant was not well thought out. The horizontal pawns was meant to help them navigate the stone board but it just breaks the game entirely.

@theominouspigeon 2 ай бұрын

I think it's good

@dawidwojacki5049 6 ай бұрын

That was the most unusual french move I've ever seen

@guilhermediasgarciapereira3587 6 ай бұрын

I on the other hand have seen many unusual moves done by the french

@vinyak123rohatgi 6 ай бұрын

that pawn side move left me :O . it was hilarious to think about just blocking and attacking by moving pawns sideways. pawns should be worth 2 instead of 2 just cause of that move lmao

@vencedor1774 6 ай бұрын

Pawn be like: Sliide to the left 🥁 Sliide to the right 🥁 Crisscross...

@Rackox 6 ай бұрын

Pawns are so strong in this mode since they don't even get petrified after capturing that they should be worth 3 or maybe 4 points.

@Mythraen 6 ай бұрын

"pawns should be worth 2 instead of 2" Or even 3 instead of 3!

@Naowakk 6 ай бұрын

@@Mythraen So 3 instead of 6 ?

@Mythraen 6 ай бұрын

@@Naowakk What? My comment is a joke poking fun at OP for what I presume is a typo. I can't make heads or tails out of your comment.

@yelv 6 ай бұрын

Simp you turn me into stone 😳

@benjaminoechsli1941 6 ай бұрын

He gets you rock-hard, hm? Understandable.

@eigenman2571 6 ай бұрын

AYO

@Oler-yx7xj 6 ай бұрын

They are just turning your challenges into gamemodes now

@moderndayvampire1469 6 ай бұрын

Seeing pawn move sideways feel very fresh. Maybe they should bring it to normal chess too.

@TheLithp 6 ай бұрын

It's strangely satisfying.

@smippycis6285 6 ай бұрын

Dude got JUKED by them sidesteps. HIS ANKLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

@LoudWaffle 6 ай бұрын

So on top of being complex, it seems like there are some bugs as well 😅 You really dominated by maximally using the pawns, especially their sideways move though. Very well played!

@Matthew-bu7fg 6 ай бұрын

next chess variant video: "now you might be wondering about my 1900 rating, well this is my second game because in my first I was taking on Magnus Carlsen and he was petrified and gave me a free win"

@OopsATypo 6 ай бұрын

Imagine killing a person and they just... turn into stone. That would be horrifying.

@Xaiclun 6 ай бұрын

Imagine killing a person and you just turn to stone!

@nianyiwang 6 ай бұрын

like putting water aside lava. you get infinite stone supply.

@SuitorASMR 6 ай бұрын

I 100% need more of this

@jercki72 6 ай бұрын

I was gonna say this is 200% win rate but then you did, amazing

@Neoshift3 6 ай бұрын

Except it isn’t, it’s 100% win rate

@morosov4595 6 ай бұрын

@@Neoshift3 We saw one game, and we know that we won 2. It's 200% in my eyes.

@Neoshift3 6 ай бұрын

@@morosov4595 he’s won 2/2 games, that’s 100%, if he’d lost one of the games it would be a 1/2 so 50% win rate. Thats how percentages work

@morosov4595 6 ай бұрын

@@Neoshift3 🤓

@A51838 3 ай бұрын

@@Neoshift3 but he played twice and won both times. so 200%

@HazmanFTW 6 ай бұрын

At first i was afraid, i was petrified

@tochoXK3 6 ай бұрын

Damn, Simp actually skipped a few moves before that "resignation".

@anjafrohlich1170 6 ай бұрын

This was so fun to watch! I wish you'd played this variant again. That pawn play is pure comedic entertainment!

@mcknackus4721 6 ай бұрын

I cant blame the opponent for resigning. Being blocked multiple times by side pawn moved and an en passant that froze his piece instead of yours is probably what makes this variant so unpopular.

@maninthemirrortable 6 ай бұрын

2:31 SOLIDifying me center. I see what you did there.

@Milenakos 6 ай бұрын

ah yes, ""resignation""

@JustSomeGuyWithAMug 6 ай бұрын

4:46 the clock goes from 1 minute 3 seconds to 25 seconds and 0 minutes And almost everything is petrified, this is the first time I realize this so either he did it often or this is the first time, now I have to rewatch every video

@DidierLoiseau 6 ай бұрын

He often pauses or skips long pauses for entertainment purposes. However everything petrified is probably the way to show the opponent resigned (maybe all their pieces get added to your score?)

@JustSomeGuyWithAMug 6 ай бұрын

@@DidierLoiseau I know that, It's been like year and a half that I follow him And while the "everything petrifies after resign" sounds about right, there are also some moves played and it's confirmed by the clock, but the problem is that this is the very first time I realize about it XD, but there are a heck ton of videos of the opponent resigning I wouldn't say entertainment purposes more like "I don't really care so I'll end it here" purposes XD

@moderndayvampire1469 6 ай бұрын

at least we can see the black knight actually moved (and gets petrified per to the rules), so that's probably their last move before resigning.

@DidierLoiseau 6 ай бұрын

@@JustSomeGuyWithAMug indeed I think simp might not always be very careful, or he wanted to keep the video short maybe

@danielgriffin8311 Ай бұрын

If you look at the move log on the right side, you can see that all that was skipped was the opponent capturing on c2 and then Simp developing his knight. Maybe the opponent took so long to make a move after that that the game auto-forfeited?

@CB-lh4ph 6 ай бұрын

it seems like the strat should be to just sacrifice all of your pieces. If your opponent can't capture any of your pieces they can get at most 8 points + whatever the king is worth, so if you sac your queen for a rook, your rooks for minor pieces, and minor pieces for pawns, it shouldn't be possible for your opponent to catch up

@flint9759 6 ай бұрын

Often, a king is worth a game-winning number of points in these kinds of variants. I wouldn't be surprised if the point-based victory is purely to stop every endgame from ending in a draw from the 50 move rule. So if you sacrifice all your pieces ASAP, then the opponent could just take your king and win the game.

@tochoXK3 6 ай бұрын

The King is worth 20 points

@nonamem2932 6 ай бұрын

Yay another video that has disclaimers I love these disclaimers

@andruloni 6 ай бұрын

"this is a chess video" citation needed

@blackmarvolo 6 ай бұрын

Why is the board different on the resignation screen?

@Rubix9006 6 ай бұрын

Impressive that for every game he plays he wins two

@xandrewvondiue522 6 ай бұрын

That game rocked 🗿

@TheInselaffen 6 ай бұрын

More of this please.

@rezabela24434 5 ай бұрын

🤣this made me laugh and had to pause several times

@miabee6267 6 ай бұрын

BUGHOUSE PLZ!

@MsBombastik 6 ай бұрын

Wow that completely different game. By the way You played brilliantly!

@stanimir5F 6 ай бұрын

This game mode messes up with my brain so hard.... especially the sideways move of the pawns. It's too much!

@versuzzero5335 6 ай бұрын

That last move was ganius. Lol.

@DaanBruins 6 ай бұрын

'200% win rate' I refuse to believe that you are Asian.

@oumdeshpande402 6 ай бұрын

Simp is a disgrace for Asians for saying 200% win rate😥

@Tragic_Idiot 6 ай бұрын

On the contrary, he has more than 100%. His mom would be so proud.

@oumdeshpande402 6 ай бұрын

@@Tragic_Idiotyes, but Asian Moms are always disappointed of their children

@altogrey9712 6 ай бұрын

I cant with this variant, its so cursed, pawns should not be able to move sideways.

@qwerty_qwerty 6 ай бұрын

you got it wrong harry has a scar and malfoy has a tattoo on his arm

@talonarayan 6 ай бұрын

Great video 11/10 for the pawns.

@kaiserruhsam 6 ай бұрын

(This is a chess video)

@m-w-x8859 6 ай бұрын

We need a montage of all of the disclaimers!

@sgt.hirntot8580 6 ай бұрын

this slaps

@John-yg1cq 6 ай бұрын

The variant of pawns.

@bitcidic 6 ай бұрын

Honestly sideways moving pawns is interesting enough to be its own variant.

@Infarlock 6 ай бұрын

2:25 exactly my thoughts, forgot about that sideways move

@miragebreaker27 6 ай бұрын

Lol at that disclaimer. Thanks for the reminder, simp!

@Waffles17643 6 ай бұрын

Sideways pawns are sick they should add that to the normal game next update

@George-li1yv 6 ай бұрын

Someone forgot to program the en passant 😂

@NoomStuff 6 ай бұрын

Video 33 of asking simp to play fps chess

@CStoph1979 6 ай бұрын

Except you never actually ask him. Nary a single question or question mark in all 33.

@flyer3f 6 ай бұрын

Shame we didn't get to see the full game. Would be nice if you coulda shown us how the rest went...

@RaceBandit 6 ай бұрын

0:21 | The first Hogwarts book also had Hermione use that same spell on Neville Longbottom. 2:20 | I had to go back and reread the rules after seeing that horizontal Pawn move. That's _cursed._

@WeirdVideoGames 6 ай бұрын

You need to learn how percentages work 🤣

@user-iy6dt4xp5o 6 ай бұрын

If he lost this game his win rate would be 50%

@bencekovacs8726 6 ай бұрын

I have no clue what happened in this game.

@poochycosme 6 ай бұрын

Why didn't you show the rest of the game ?

@itsQuilow 6 ай бұрын

Cursed variant

@lonelyPorterCH 6 ай бұрын

But whats the reason pawns can move sideways?^^

@crowreligion 2 ай бұрын

2:24 wait the pawn on c4 can't take the bishop on d4 sideways?

@evgen09second 6 ай бұрын

what happened with white and black knights at the end?

@mr.harari6113 6 ай бұрын

nxc2 nc3

@lockaltube 6 ай бұрын

They used time-turner

@mingyue_chen 6 ай бұрын

I didn't understand... If it's point based then when does the game end? Also, why does it say "win by checkmate or stalemate" on the right of the screen?

@SrogaPoziomka 6 ай бұрын

If you get check mated, but you also have more points, do you win? 🤔

@person8064 6 ай бұрын

I'd imagine the checkmate makes you lose, otherwise you could just sac all your pieces on pawns to stop your opponent from getting points

@flint9759 6 ай бұрын

There probably is no official 'check' in this variant and instead you have to capture the opponent's king. It's probably then worth an absurd number of points when you capture it, so you're guaranteed to win. The points are probably just to stop endgames from becoming draws by the 50 move rule or from all pieces being petrified.

@tochoXK3 6 ай бұрын

Checkmate gives 20 points. Yes, you could theoretically mate and lose.

@Neoshift3 6 ай бұрын

Is it just me or is simp sounding a bit sick today? Was something off about the voice

@John73John 6 ай бұрын

3:48 why didn't the capturing pawn turn to stone???

@kitthekat6844 6 ай бұрын

I was wondering the same thing...

@rogierownage 6 ай бұрын

Not to mention pawns should not turn to stone in the first place

@davidtitanium22 6 ай бұрын

this mode made no sense, other modes you can feel why the rules are the way that they are for balancing reasons, but this mode just feels like a cluster of ideas put together for no reason at all

@davidtitanium22 6 ай бұрын

I'm guessing that the points system is because they don't expect a checkmate to happen with so many impregnable stone walls, and the pawn moving sideways is to avoid games being over too fast when they hit a wall, but then players become confused about what's they're supposed to be going for, making chess just a "don't lose pieces" game is boring

@andreashonnet8654 6 ай бұрын

A2 B2 ???? Where is it mentionned as a. Rule xd

@evgen09second 6 ай бұрын

pawns can move horizontally

@borderlinebear5509 6 ай бұрын

In the rules section : Pawns can move horizontally

@panda4247 6 ай бұрын

What's the point of the points, if the rules say "win by checkmate or stalemate" ? Either that sentence is not true, or what is the situation when the points come into consideration?

@tochoXK3 6 ай бұрын

If the game would end in a Draw, the player with the most points wins instead. Mate "only" gives 20 points, so you can "Claim Victory" if you have an advantage of at least 21 points (you "resign", giv your opponent 20 points, then still win).

@panda4247 6 ай бұрын

@@tochoXK3 so the sentence is not true, right?

@tochoXK3 6 ай бұрын

@@panda4247Yeah, technically, you can lose while mate-ing (though it's unlikely) and in case of Stalemate, the player with the most points wins

@wayneenglish17 6 ай бұрын

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@wayneenglish17 6 ай бұрын

@@dairyinthelibraryinn yo

@wayneenglish17 6 ай бұрын

@@blueyay yo

@rogierownage 6 ай бұрын

Hey bro

@JJ_R 6 ай бұрын

To be clear, I’m on the side that doesn’t really care about Harry Potter enough to get “triggered” by the author’s actions, as bad as they are. I’m just here to watch a Chess game. That *is* what I subscribed for, after all.

@ThePaSch 6 ай бұрын

I'm sure all of the nobody who asked will be delighted to hear that.

@JJ_R 6 ай бұрын

@@ThePaSch I was referencing the disclaimer at the beginning.