Cinematic Excrement: Episode 57

Cinematic Excrement: Episode 57 - Getaway

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Cinematic Excrement

10 жыл бұрын

This is Getaway...and it should.

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@Tardis945 10 жыл бұрын

"Why did the everything explode?" Best smeghead quote.

@coolnerdlll6053 2 жыл бұрын

The sad thing about the Not-Blofeld bit is that Jon Voight as Blofeld would actually be pretty awesome. Oh wait, that was the first Mission Impossible movie. Never mind.

@padlock711 8 жыл бұрын

The part with the Mario Kart Wii wheel was actually pretty funny

@ianbrennan9635 7 жыл бұрын

Probably the best thing in the review.

@Happymali10 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine the conversation in the editing suite: "It's too long, cut to the chase!" "I did!"

@roberttreacy8271 7 жыл бұрын

This movie would have excellent drinking games. Take a shot: 1) When there's a car chase/crash 2) When there's a fast edit

@leewright1 3 жыл бұрын

@Robert Treacy the review gave me hepatic jaundice and photo epilepsy. Did I win?

@ethanwillson4094 Жыл бұрын

Are you trying to kill someone?

@gageperuti5519 Жыл бұрын

And when Selena Gomez whines.

@Gamner1 10 жыл бұрын

"I'm not a killer" *shoots biker who explodes everything in the area*

@tundrarunner4951 7 жыл бұрын

I remember watching this movie years ago. I never realized how confusing and convoluted it was until I saw this review.

@RedVelvetReaper 9 жыл бұрын

So this is basically "Chase scene: The movie".

@dylankaiser5546 5 жыл бұрын

That would be Mad Max Fury Road

@phreakazoith2237 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom would just be two hours of Indy and Shortround driving trough Shanghai...

@gracekim25 Жыл бұрын

Fun how the most recent thing I’ve seen this Ethan guy in was Moon knight and he was pretty intimidating in the way his character persuaded people 😅 Also about the accent: not everyone from Bulgaria has the accent, there’s a regional thing and also if you live somewhere for a while, the accent becomes less pronounced 😅 so I personally have no issue with this

@jasonglebe3235 9 жыл бұрын

One small thing: Ethan Hawke is supposed to be a racecar driver but the movie shows him braking with his right foot. When racing you're supposed to brake with your left foot as it allows you to be back on the accelerator much more quickly

@3Guys1Video 6 жыл бұрын

who the hell breaks with the right foot?

@kinchapan9700 3 жыл бұрын

No wonder why he was a shitty driver

@TassieLorenzo 2 жыл бұрын

It depends. Paddle shift transmissions like Formula One usually use left foot braking (like a go-kart, with some exceptions like Rubens Barrichello), however H-pattern manual transmissions (like older Group A touring cars, V8 Supercars or NASCAR) usually use right foot braking. If the H-pattern manual has dog ring engagement instead of the synchromesh (of a road car), it is technically possible to shift without using the clutch and therefore left foot brake exclusively, but you tend to find a mixture of preferences. Onboard with Mark Skaife, right foot braking, H-pattern manual: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mpiTg5Oc35nceaM.html Onboard with Pedro de la Rosa, left foot braking, paddle shift: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i9pnrMiZ1bfOkZc.html Most drivers in a H-pattern manual series will use right foot braking, to allow for left foot clutch engagement (even though you don't *have to* use the clutch it is still a good idea, especially for downshifts and across the gate shifts)... The left foot can still be brought across to trail brake up to the apex of the corner to help rotation. Since there is less overlap of throttle and brake with right foot braking this can also be useful to reduce fuel usage -- in series that have refuelling strategy this can be a benefit (reducing pitstop times, increases laps per tank etc). For reference, Formula One cars have a hand clutch, however paddle shift GT racing cars still use a foot clutch which needs to be operated with the left foot to take off from stationary.

@ericseitzler81 2 жыл бұрын

@@3Guys1Video Everybody does in America unless you live in England or somewhere foreign? Brake and gas supposed to be right foot only.in a stick shift you use your left foot for the clutch

@WinterSteele 9 жыл бұрын

I was really surprised to see Rebecca Budig turn up in this. She's primarily a daytime soap opera actress-- was on "Guiding Light," "All My Children," and currently "General Hospital."

@adamtzsch 7 жыл бұрын

Nice Python reference. Also: "Wait. How high are you counting?" Haha, exactly what I thought.

@nukeboy14 10 жыл бұрын

I was going to watch The World's End with a bunch of friends, turns out the movie was PG-15 and some of us had forgot our ids and the cinema guy was being a prick, so we were forced to watch this. I don't think more needs to be said

@AbrasiousProductions 2 жыл бұрын

He should be given a life sentence for that sick stunt

@galeforce3192 7 жыл бұрын

Given your reaction to this film being directed by Courtney Solomon, I'd love to see how you react to "An American Haunting", a horror film that he directed, co-produced, and wrote. It was released a few years between "Dungeons & Dragons" and "Getaway" and served as an example of him shitting on the horror genre in general and specifically on a novel based on the legend of the Bell Witch. It says a lot about his directing skill that within a 17-year period of time, he only directed three films and wrote only one, according to his Wikipedia page, anyway (and according to said page, he hasn't directed a film since 2013 or written a film since 2005). He's been an active producer, though; one film he's reportedly producing is a new D&D film.

@ElOchentero 9 жыл бұрын

Not all bulgarians have bulgarian accents you know? But in the rest you're right, specially in the stupidity of the 911 call, in Bulgaria the emergency number is 112.

@grant0306 8 жыл бұрын

+Luppercus the police is actualy 160

@swirvinbirds1971 4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure that is simply done for American audiences.

@gracekim25 4 жыл бұрын

Swirvin' Birds 🤔 hmm even though it’s NOT set in America that makes 0 sense

@gracekim25 4 жыл бұрын

It’s like how not all british people sound posh like the queen or have the annoying cockney or Liverpool (the one Cheryl has) accent😅 yet the media depicts us as such 2020

@gracekim25 4 жыл бұрын

Agreed😅

@BooyakatheDragon 10 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: The crash they show when they are talking about his NASCAR career, that crash actually happened, but if you look at the car with an #84 on it that flew into the air, that car has never existed. So they bascially took the footage and edited it, Here's the crash 2011 Clint Bowyer Joey Logano HARD Crash NNS 5-Hour Energy 200,Dover

@tylerskiss 9 жыл бұрын

11:20-13:20 = Do more of these!!! That was very funny and it's a great idea. Shows like Cinema Sins expose all these flaws in films, but no one (except maybe HISHE) really exploits these flaws. It's comedy gold.

@BeatchBall 10 жыл бұрын

Next time, we'll see what happens when you take one of the funniest people in the world and take away his ability to be funny. Answer: A thousand words.

@3Guys1Video 7 жыл бұрын

lol

@3Guys1Video 6 жыл бұрын

correct

@CinematicExcrement 10 жыл бұрын

Copyright claim has been released again. Last time it lasted a little over an hour. How long will it last this time? Taking all bets!

@ernestoleon3090 10 жыл бұрын

You should review the amazing Spider-Man 1 or space jam.. really like your videos btw :)

@FLUFFYGREGORY 10 жыл бұрын

Ernesto Leon no dont go in the woods

@RealNinjaPurple 10 жыл бұрын

Ernesto Leon El ya habia dicho que TASM no le parecio mala, solo muy OK, una peli decente.

@Traindriver321 10 жыл бұрын

Hey, just out of curiosity, is your phone a Moto X, G or E? Or is it a completly different brand and I'm blind?

@CinematicExcrement 10 жыл бұрын

Harut Rehanyan It's actually a Galaxy Nexus.

@bidanemartinez-huerta9472 10 жыл бұрын

This review was great, one of your best I think!

@SuperSurfingDog 10 жыл бұрын

Great episode. I'll just throw my guess for the next review out here now...A Thousand Words?

@3Guys1Video 6 жыл бұрын

congrats

@NuclearLemonade Жыл бұрын

I’m playing Grand Theft Auto III while watching this lol

@c0ntag10n 10 жыл бұрын

"I can hear my brain cells dying"

@gracekim25 Жыл бұрын

Ah sweet sweet memories indeed! Saw in 2020

@JOSH-lw2jv Жыл бұрын

12:07 Nice use of the Dirty Harry .44 Magnum SFX.

@origamipein18 10 жыл бұрын

I don't even recall hearing about Getaway until seeing this review of it. Hell, I don't even recall seeing any trailers of it!

@phreakazoith2237 3 жыл бұрын

Just count to two. We don't have time to count to three.

@TrueMetis 9 жыл бұрын

You know the really annoying thing about her talking about Brent stealing? The reason she doesn't steal has fuck all to do with her education, as she living with her rich parents who are clearly the ones paying for stuff like her car. And yet, giving her hacking ability, it's pretty clear she's doing illegal shit anyway.

@FeedEgg 9 жыл бұрын

She says that her dad's the ceo of a bank or some flying horseshit, big surprise she's an obnoxious entitled twat!

@chloegoesbark6089 10 жыл бұрын

Another good one! This channel is the only you tube channel that I always check for new video posts.

@1987MartinT 4 жыл бұрын

I like the idea of coming up with names for unnamed characters in bad stories(à la Jeffrey Cuddletrousers from Hatred). I hereby dub "The Voice" Fimblecluck Bumblefrep.

@SuperMarkerComicBro 10 жыл бұрын

I see you have a Wii Wheel. Any video that reminds me of my favorite video game is clearly a masterpiece.

@BubblingBrooke 10 жыл бұрын

But are the cuts in this movie worse than in Moulin Rouge? THAT, is the question.

@BluemooncreeperdoesMC 6 жыл бұрын

BubblingBrooke absolutely

@jamesmoseley5428 5 жыл бұрын

I’m amazed that they put Selena Gomez in Bulgaria. the film surprised me. If you’re an Hispanic actress you know you’re going to be cast as the whore, the thief, the waiter, the crop picker or the human trafficking slave. But this movie cast a Mexican actress, put her in a hoodie, gave her a gun and made her Bulgarian. Mind blown

@gracekim25 Жыл бұрын

Ok….😅🤷‍♀️

@DolphinMayhem69 10 жыл бұрын

If apple products could do all this in real life, Steve Jobs would have taken over the world, with apple shaped robot spiders.

@arnazian 10 жыл бұрын

I dont get why you have so littlw subs, these are some of the best videoes in youtube!

@atlas8827 10 жыл бұрын

The vid is back! Finally! I loved this review!

@victorhernandez8723 5 жыл бұрын

The sudden jump cuts are giving me whiplash!

@stupszwerg 10 жыл бұрын

"Oh, Scheiße, where is my head?" that one cracked me up xD

@plebproblems4315 6 жыл бұрын

How did Ethan Hawke go from Gattaca to this...?

@ubergo 10 жыл бұрын

I'll throw my hat into this little guessing game with "The Number 23".

@alankohn6709 3 жыл бұрын

you want another kick right to the nuts Courtney Solomon listed as a producer on the new D&D movie.

@duabaig1942 2 жыл бұрын

James Maslow Is A Irish English British American Actor James Maslow Best Actor Super Awesome Super Amazing

@SwiftNimblefoot 9 жыл бұрын

Wooo, Damadar is back and lost the blue lipstick! :D

@duabaig1942 2 жыл бұрын

The Part With The WWE’12 Bigger Badder Better WWE SmackDown vs Raw 2011 Funny Actually Wheel Was Pretty

@PDog69 10 жыл бұрын

the blue lipstick. I'll never forget :'D

@RichardWatt 4 жыл бұрын

Oh, Sean, I've got something like 3 spare hard drives lying around, I tend to hoard stuff :)

@finnkedinn 10 жыл бұрын

wow, this video was awesome! seriously, i can't stop watching it, by far one of your bests! This movie really looks like a bad "gta" adaptation directed by the same guy who did "d&d", and about selina's magic ipad... hum... "watchdogs"?

@dauzjinonline 10 жыл бұрын

Well...Watch Dogs tech is about the "software" not the iphone/ipad or whatever. This movie is not even trying, they just put "magical ipad" for lazy writing.

@dannin1278 3 жыл бұрын

Timed perfectly Me: Yeah ok Also me one second later: oh Cheesus H. Crust that was close

@grant0306 8 жыл бұрын

That explains everything Stewerts dad runs that big bank that crashed last year. Sorry i was only thinking of a fun way to say Hello From Bulgaria

@warrirornunluv801 10 жыл бұрын

...I never heard of this film...until now.

@SlenWash 6 жыл бұрын

Consider yourself lucky.

@TribelessNomad 10 жыл бұрын

Yay new video! So this movie is 'Taken' + 'The Transporter'

@SuperFanboy101 10 жыл бұрын

Awesome review, man. Hey! I'd love for you to review Roadside Romeo one day!

@andrewollmann304 5 жыл бұрын

SuperFanboy101 Roadside Romeo isn’t bad....just strange.

@rockinrollinmysoul5966 6 жыл бұрын

This was hilarious 😂

@benubird6125 4 жыл бұрын

Nice Holy Grail easter egg!

@milimunder 7 жыл бұрын

The thing about the accent... That's a bit bullshit. I mean, I know a lot of people with thick accents but also plenty who have none, myself included. In fact, a few times I've been asked if I'm american. Being foreign does not necessarily mean your English will be utter garbage.

@martinvranovsky7085 9 жыл бұрын

Oh, look, another Monty Python reference :D :D nice!

@Torterra625 10 жыл бұрын

YES! It's back up! Lick it, copyright mongers!

@sagethegreat4680 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah Wilhelm scream

@FSDarkWatch 10 жыл бұрын

well done sean :D

@JakeBolt 10 жыл бұрын

A Thousand Word? The Love Guru? Master of Disguise? Or -Shivers- Dear God… no… anything but Mr. Poppers Penguins!

@AlirioAguero2 8 жыл бұрын

Thanks for pointing out how many plotholes this film has. Honestly, I didn't notice half of them since it was so boring I was trying to stay awake. Definitely one of the worst films in my memory.

@MegaJoojee 5 жыл бұрын

who wouldnt have a couple of hard drives just lying around :D

@xavierfoster8723 10 жыл бұрын

I waited so long for this movie to be destroyed like this.

@Sandlot1992 6 жыл бұрын

Surprise! Surprise! that this was the last Dark Castle Entertainment film to be released by Warner Bros., as Universal Studios took Dark Castle over in 2013.

@Airia 8 жыл бұрын

so... They ripped off the ending to Phone Booth?

@tristanhartup4936 5 жыл бұрын

Essentially

@ThatRandomEncounterGuy 7 ай бұрын

Question: why did they even pick *Bulgaria* of all places for this? I understand it’d be cheaper to film there, like people using Toronto as a stand-in for New York or Chicago, but that’s not the same thing. Why set the movie in Bulgaria when it hardly factors into ANYTHING plot-wise; you could’ve just as easily set this in Paris, Moscow, Rome, Chicago, Toronto, Dubai, literally any major city and just change two or three lines!

@dianaberlin4767 4 жыл бұрын

"Scheiße" where is my head? 😄

@pyrodiscoflash6115 4 жыл бұрын

This is a total adaptation of Speed

@duabaig1942 2 жыл бұрын

Good WWE Movie!!!

@srbarkerchan 8 жыл бұрын

16:05 - 16:27 Somebody maje a Content Aware Scale video of that ASAP!

@JesseWolfboy 9 жыл бұрын

I recently saw two atrocious new werewolf movies, "Late Phases" and "Wer." Both had some good aspects, but were real let downs, especially the design and execution of the creatures… Check those out, might be good for one of your reviews!

@noahkeene6462 4 жыл бұрын

16:07 *laughs in Felicity Smoak*

@duabaig1942 2 жыл бұрын

I’m But Actually Excellent Likes Whoa Loves (Beau Mirchoff & Brett Davern Voices)

@dracorex426 4 жыл бұрын

I mean, if he steals the car, that's probably covered by insurance.

@KP-sx9zf 9 жыл бұрын

I wonder if you'll review the new Terminator when it comes out

@metademetra 9 жыл бұрын

16:25 You have beatiful eyes

@xxxYouTunesxxx 10 жыл бұрын

What were they thinking casting Selena Gomez? Why not Kim Kardashian? lol

@sebmaccas 10 жыл бұрын

Apparently ThatssoJack was editor for the film. (Dated reference be damned)

@sydneyslaughter7163 6 жыл бұрын

Voice needs to be portrayed as an absolute maniac who enjoys playing god with random people

@grapeshot 5 жыл бұрын

It's Magic we don't have to explain shit. That's probably the company's motto that made her iPad.

@jonathangrime6173 10 жыл бұрын

I'll say: Eddie Murphy in Norbit/A Thousand Words Adam Sandler in Grown Ups 2/ That's my Boy or Mike Myers in The Love Guru

@DirkGently1972 4 жыл бұрын

So...a BIG Red Dwarf and Monty Python fan then eh? 👍👍

@Happymali10 4 жыл бұрын

He had him steal the car so he saw if he really could steal such an unusual car in the city.

@skildude 4 жыл бұрын

my chevy cruze has an onboard phone line. You get to pay by the minute but its there. Power plants typically have huge buildings where the power is generated. What is shown is a transmission substation that wouldn't have any building necessary to blow up the "station". Even if it were a power plant, they have staff on site at all hours monitoring the generators. Sooo theres that.

@leewright1 3 жыл бұрын

My Chevy Chase has on cocaine borderline racism mode. I preferred my Fletch Griswold.

@richardadesmond 6 жыл бұрын

24:26 - Thats what the writers of this script said when they walked out of a pitch meeting to get funding for the film! lol

@Sparisi1122 9 жыл бұрын

It's called a car phone. My mother has one in her car and it's built into the car computer.

@Oonagh72 4 жыл бұрын

OnStar has a phone with it. It has its own number. You don’t need a separate phone.

@Turbo9987 10 жыл бұрын

Please tell me you're going to review Eddie Murphy's "A Thousand Words"

@hadleyberman7433 10 жыл бұрын

Is the next review "A Thousand Words" ?

@StarWarsAddict527 10 жыл бұрын

Movies that might be up next from what you said. Grown Ups Grown Ups 2 Master of Disguise Shrek the Third Shrek Forever After

@floydlooney6837 Жыл бұрын

She looked about 14 in this movie, lol

@Jakesgr8vlogs 10 жыл бұрын

30:07-Selena Gomez was actually nominated for Worst Actress, but either way, the movie sucks and your review is super awesome. I almost was gonna see the movie in theaters, but I'm glad I didn't. Can't wait to see your next review! ;)

@AGdesigns878 10 жыл бұрын

will you do an Sherk movie one day?

@MahsaKaerra 10 жыл бұрын

"Next time, we'll see what happens when you take one of the funniest people in the world and take away his ability to be funny." Ah, so you're doing a Viggo Mortensen film next.

@dominickcomisse8440 10 жыл бұрын

Are you reviewing Master of Disguise next?

@bryanbrady877 3 жыл бұрын

Windows 2000 was the best os ever!

@jrighodaro 10 жыл бұрын

Next ones A Thousand Words, huh.

@bradwolf07 9 жыл бұрын

I paused at 16:28 and you seem to be staring into our souls...and all I can think is "Whoa" (in Keanu Reeves' voice) Anyway, I saw this movie, hoping for the best. I like Ethan Hawke and a lot of his movies. But yeah, this was bad. Selena Gomez may have a history in films (it's Hollywood, weirder things have happened), but I am willing to bet she does not put this one on her resume