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@hesayshesayhowboutmesay3 жыл бұрын
“Birdemic is the film he made AFTER honing his craft” I am literally in tears😂😂😂😂😂😂
@eblackwell2 жыл бұрын
"it's been awhile since you went down on me" I did not pick that up and I haven't seen anybody else catch it either! That line is hilarious!
@Scatscar19853 жыл бұрын
You have to love how Whitney Moore always looks as if she gives not the slightest damn...
@brandonmclendon53684 жыл бұрын
Just a gentle reminder that James lives in Hollywood
@SteveMacSticky6 ай бұрын
No wonder his head is up his ass
@Achillez0987 жыл бұрын
"It's been a while since you went down on me" Woman, we are in public...
@matthewmeehan91554 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I split my sides laughing when the kid told us about the poisoned fish.
@1805movie7 жыл бұрын
"Giant Jumbo Jellyfish." Say that five times fast.
@deandupont55032 жыл бұрын
It sounds like a phrase a doo-wop band from the 50s would use to warm up.
@TheHeroOfTomorrow7 жыл бұрын
Birdemic 2: The Beakening. Birdemic 2: Electric Birdaloo. Birdemic 2: The Second Screech. Birdemic 2: Revenge of the Shit.
@lekhaclam877 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't Revenge of the Shit be the title for the 3rd movie?
@TheHeroOfTomorrow7 жыл бұрын
Assuming there WILL be a third movie lol
@lekhaclam877 жыл бұрын
TheHeroOfTomorrow True... Although with this kind of budget, I believe it is easy for him to make a lot of crappy sequels.
@GreysonMacAllister3 жыл бұрын
Birdemic 3: Arizona Drift
@conradquinn59712 жыл бұрын
I dont mean to be offtopic but does anyone know a way to get back into an Instagram account..? I stupidly forgot the login password. I appreciate any assistance you can offer me
@jackbennersmoviereviews7 жыл бұрын
"I live in Hollywood." - James Nguyen
@andrewgwilliam48317 жыл бұрын
Jack Benner's Movie Reviews Get a grip Sean, I had to read this comment to find out this important piece of information!
@TheFLAMEXD7 жыл бұрын
Jack Benner's Movie Reviews I want that on a t-shirt
@Kahran0427 жыл бұрын
And all this time, I thought he lived in Kyrgyzstan. You learn something new every day.
@TheHeroOfTomorrow6 жыл бұрын
Is that near Elbonia?
@Kahran0426 жыл бұрын
No, it's a country in central Asia. Sorry if you already knew that and were joking.
@Dethneko7 жыл бұрын
So "Birdemic 2" is a bad version of "Birdemic" (let that sink in) with zombies.
@remixchild2 жыл бұрын
Zombies… Oh boy I’m in for a ride ain’t I?
@movieduels3056 жыл бұрын
"If you try to fail and you succeed,what did you actually do?" There's a little grey area there. That's where James operates.
@jackmonaghan84773 жыл бұрын
If you thought the 'Birdemic' movies were bizarre, incompetently made movies, wait until you see the work of Neil Breen (I bet we'll be seeing him show up on CE in the future).
@Tcoldsteel2 жыл бұрын
Get your Tuna and Laptops ready
@dr.burtgummerfan4393 жыл бұрын
After years of stockpiling arms, ammo, and food, I'm ready for a zombie apocalypse. Now I'm prepping for a Birdemic. Helpful hint: you can buy coathamgers in bulk online pretty cheap. 👍
@ph897877 жыл бұрын
If I may quote the Nostalgia Critic. "Because first movie."
@TheHeroOfTomorrow6 жыл бұрын
DIRST DOOTHIE!
@tylerfish27012 жыл бұрын
BFIRST BOOVIE!
@alexturlais85587 жыл бұрын
Let's not stop global warming if it means we get movies like this...
@princessolmeca29333 жыл бұрын
I didn't know James lived in Hollywood.
@AmishParadise277 жыл бұрын
The only black people in the movie are gangsters... And Damien Carter. You forgot about him.
@anikmonette21404 жыл бұрын
I wonder if they even were gangsters in the first place, instead of " " "normal Americans" " " trying to defend themselves? I used a triple quote because I can't be sure either way what was Nguyen intentions and I should probably leave it at that. 😏
@KorenLesthe3 жыл бұрын
His music is so bad it’s criminal.
@TheBonkleFox7 жыл бұрын
Nah. James thought it was all serious. It was the crew that was in on the joke
@brabhamF15 жыл бұрын
Btw it is confirmed that the actors took the piss while acting for this movie (making lines up or intentionally overacting/ignoring directorial orders) which IMO makes the movie hilarious.
@DankeDummkopf7 жыл бұрын
Actually, James didn't try to embrace the jokes. James was still trying to make a serious movie. The cast and crew were the ones who made the jokes and references. There's actually a second commentary for the film that's interesting if only to compare with James's and learn what was intentional and what was genuine. For example, that opening sequence of Rod 2.0 walking wasn't a reference to the first movie. It was a Saturday Night Fever reference. Edit: I made this comment before finishing the review and apparently that was a bad call. I should have waited so I could point out that the zombies were added because James saw the Reanimator just like the rain was since that's when he gave James so much shit for trying to be funny and claiming the zombies were there just because they're popular when that's not the case at all.
@frederickshaibani56556 жыл бұрын
Yeah if you see some of the BTS footage of Birdemic 2, you can tell just how weird, anal, and douchey Nguyen is. I agree with Smeghead: the fact that Nguyen is in on the joke makes the movie itself so much more cringeworthy, and in reality the guy is so sadly delusional that all the ironic charm is gone. Also I've heard multiple claims made against Nguyen in terms of delaying pay to actors or being weird and creepy with them. Sadly, those claims don't seen super far-fetched. However, let's all thank our lucky stars that Birdemic 3 won't be made.... *knocks on wood*
@chadcastagana91816 жыл бұрын
Guenter Gudermuth SNF, that's what I was thinking
@bevanborges40472 жыл бұрын
OK but regardless he chose to keep it in the final cut of the film.
@TDWTB7 жыл бұрын
Another reviewer actually provided proof to the claim the cast was intentionally in on the joke. The new guy made an ass ton of references that went over James' head and the crew made sure to fuck up the film too. It's not that James is in on the joke but he was awful to his cast and crew so they took matters into their own hands. I believe the reviewer was Hunter Reviews.
@POLE76457 жыл бұрын
It's pretty much confirmed once you've heard both DVD commentary. One is made by Ngyen, and the other by members of the cast. Ngyen wasn't in on the joke, but the cast and crew was (and Ngyen didn't notice anything). The actor playing Bill even said that he overexaggerated his facial expression just to see if he could get away with it (he did). I don't remember Hunter mentioning this in his review, but Phelous definitely did.
@TDWTB7 жыл бұрын
POLE7645 I'm sure I have the name wrong. I just remember his off the top of my head.
@mateuszpawowski81396 жыл бұрын
I love Whitney's expression at 21:54, she didn't even try to act concerned. Also "sick from disease", brought to you by an old running joke.
@alexthemoviemanoutofmymind78972 жыл бұрын
Halloween was made on 300k that was a master piece. This is a golden turd of a movie
@CyberKirby5 жыл бұрын
Giant Jumbo Jellyfish. You did it, When. You actually managed to Rememe yourself.
@Domino3656 жыл бұрын
There is a petition to get Giant Jumbo Jellyfish his own movie. XD
@EYTPS7 жыл бұрын
That walking sequence in the beginning reminds me of that dance scene in Spider-man 3 for some reason
@eddiedingle7674 жыл бұрын
EYTPS Don’t worry, the director was going for Saturday night fever
@visionaryventures125 жыл бұрын
I still like Whitney’s sarcastic expressions through the movie.
@brad_hensil7 жыл бұрын
I cant wait for the Inconvenient Truth sequel
@rye5guy7 жыл бұрын
So...does he live in Hollywood?
@spencertheg236 жыл бұрын
rye5guy Don’t know, it’s hard to tell
@roberttreacy82716 жыл бұрын
No. He lives in New York.
@MsFluffyninja77 жыл бұрын
I can't believe he skipped over the dance club scene that was one of the best scenes seeing those people dancing badly was funny
@endplanets7 жыл бұрын
23:32 The dead lady is clearly breathing.
@GamerGuysReviews7 жыл бұрын
So the moral of the Birdemic films is: "Don't pollute, or else poorly rendered birds will attack people... and zombies may or may not show up." And, wrestlers and film? Hmm, my Spidey-sense suggests Suburban Commando, but I might be wrong.
@andreibaciu75186 жыл бұрын
no the moral is "ancient birds hate minorities"
@roberttreacy82716 жыл бұрын
18:15 LET THEIR BLOOD RAIN FROM THE SKY!!
@AmishParadise277 жыл бұрын
I don't know if James really "embraced" the movie's infamy like you say. I watched an interview/documentary film on KZfaq that showed that James was very disappointed that his movies were not as beloved and serious as he initially wanted. He also said that Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle was going to be his last film that he would ever make.
@billybarnett95187 жыл бұрын
So what about the audio thing? Surely he could have avoided thst.
@tomfisher90895 жыл бұрын
Thank god!
@greggrobinson51164 жыл бұрын
I find Nguyen's supposed disappointment at not being taken seriously very, very hard to believe. Maybe that was true for the first Birdemic, but if you found people laughing at your efforts in B-1, why would you go out of your way to recreate the exact same scenes in Birdemic 2 and then be shocked again by the audience's response? No. I'm afraid James is running a con.
@Isaac-gh5ku4 жыл бұрын
If there's really a Birdemic 3, nobody will go the movie theaters, so it will be absolutely empty. Because what do people already expect from James Nyugyen and his Birdemic series?
@SiRenfield2 жыл бұрын
I actually didn’t get through this review the first time (not because of Sean, but the movie itself) so I was caught off guard when I was talking to a friend about Re-Animator and he referenced the zombies in this movie….we then made the joke theory that the source of the re-agent is partially the red rain
@ginapazienza93497 жыл бұрын
James Nguyen whitewashed himself twice, interesting
@grapeshot5 жыл бұрын
And you know why.
@anikmonette21404 жыл бұрын
@@grapeshot Actually I don't...
@grapeshot4 жыл бұрын
@@anikmonette2140 Asians love and worship white people.
@anikmonette21404 жыл бұрын
@@grapeshot Oh! That feels weird...
@TheFLAMEXD4 жыл бұрын
BLOODY POND LIVES We don’t.
@xWaffablex7 жыл бұрын
When you yelled "where are you going" I lost my shit 😂😂, great review as usual!
@thomasoates30033 жыл бұрын
The guns are belt-fed from bottomless belt boxes.
@alexklepp64797 жыл бұрын
10:50 16:22 Those spit takes and your reactions were funny. I was like you. WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
@KrystineBrown7 жыл бұрын
What's with that casting? The director has some inner turmoil to work out...
@starofjustice17 жыл бұрын
14:07 O HAI reflected cameraman!
@jacm41507 жыл бұрын
wait, wait, wait...does james nguyen live in hollywood?
@spencertheg236 жыл бұрын
jac No, I believe he lives in Missouri
@roberttreacy82716 жыл бұрын
No. I think he lives in his mother’s basement.
@pelgervampireduck7 жыл бұрын
wait, 2010?, the first one looks like made in the 80s, like a vhs only release, something red letter media would watch on their wheel of the worst show!
@PiePieTheSpartan6 жыл бұрын
Remember, that boom mic is a plug-in hybrid.
@PiePieTheSpartan6 жыл бұрын
The giant jumbo jellyfish chick has giant jumbo jelly tits.
@PiePieTheSpartan6 жыл бұрын
There are are naked boobs, too? This movie is speaking my language!
@heinrichfletcher6954 Жыл бұрын
Well I just learn Birdemic 3 is happening and the subtitle is Sea Eagle. Can't wait to see where this goes.
@muntuku Жыл бұрын
It was made last year
@DylanWhitesChannel3 жыл бұрын
I saw Giant Jumbo Jellyfish play at Coachella
@johnnysparkle6 ай бұрын
And now Smeghead’s next review is Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle
@bucminster91724 жыл бұрын
I wish James Nguyen and Hal Warren could make a movie together, it would be EPIC.
@TheFLAMEXD Жыл бұрын
He's dead.
@DeniseFaraday7 жыл бұрын
I'm really hoping Rifftrax destroys the sequel. BTW, the budget was 200-300K? Why does IMDb state that it was 20K? How can a sequel be worst, in terms of special effects, than the first yet has a budget twice of its original?.
@yuyaricachimuel5553 жыл бұрын
The sister being written out like that.... on the plus side they at least had some sort of continuity going on xP
@JayRedGear7 жыл бұрын
glad you;re doing this movie, dude
@tomfisher90895 жыл бұрын
Another hilarious vid. You're great.
@SlayerTank99 Жыл бұрын
Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle is out! It's time, Sean.
@FreeNintendo217 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking the next film would either be Subberbon Commando or Mr. Nanny.
@Tim_Raths3 жыл бұрын
The birds in Alfred Hitchcock's 1963 film The Birds looked more realistic than the ones in this movie.
@coolnerdlll60532 жыл бұрын
That's impressive seeing how they looked terrible in that movie, at least in the flying shots. The crowd scenes looked fine.
@FrizzKid056 күн бұрын
The funniest part was James, himself, wasn't in on the joke during this movie, but the producer was in on it so the producer and some of the actors were.
@herbtenderson73356 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The director lives in Hollywood
@tristanhartup49363 жыл бұрын
Really? I figured he lives in Argentina
@Fusilier77 жыл бұрын
Next to Phelous and Lupa's crossover review, this review is pretty funny.
@jasoncase94817 жыл бұрын
Fusilier7 For a unimpressive terrible movie. The Original was a great poorman's The Birds that was 1 of the greatest failures in the History of failure and it was hillarious Birdemic shock and terror was undeniably lightning in a bottle because the sequel is as Sean said a chore to sit through add in the fact that it is a obvious noticiable repeat of the original makes it utterly frustrating, unoriginal, uncreative and not entertaining. dejavu of Escape from LA which is a sequel that repeats so much from the great 1st movie Escape from New York
@pustulio813 жыл бұрын
3:37 At least this guy looks slightly more natural when he walks. The dude that plays Rod couldn't even get THAT right in the first movie. I mean, seriously, how the hell can you be such a bad actor that you can't even WALK like a normal person? LOL
@victorhernandez87237 жыл бұрын
Yes! I was hoping you would make a video review about Birdemic 2!
@deandupont55035 жыл бұрын
Well, I live in Texas, and I know nothing about filmmaking, so there's only one thing to do: MANOS II: TORGO'S REVENGE. Pardon, but I have to go create a GoFundMe page.
@someidiot4205 жыл бұрын
"in hollywood?" "yeah in hollywood"
@peterp26266 жыл бұрын
23:20 Did you just forget about Damien Carter!
@bossyheifer7 жыл бұрын
Wow, the Jumbo Giant Jellyfish attacked her with a giant jumbo red Sharpie marker!
@keeganstormblade54566 жыл бұрын
Never underestimate the power of the Sharpie.
@MichaelAarons17017 жыл бұрын
Sean, 2001: A Space Odyssey's credits play the Blue Danube and for 3:30 minutes after the words "The End" blink off the screen, the waltz keeps playing to an empty black screen. So does that mean it did the same stupid thing Birdemic II did or this film was being as artsy as Kubrick?
@DJWarwing4 ай бұрын
Ok but I did kinda have a chuckle at the scene of them just standing around a bunch of dead topless actors saying to each other "she's dead" "they're all dead" "she's dead" "dead" "they're dead?" "she's dead"
@anniehoward73337 жыл бұрын
The blurred faces of the bystanders at 17:27 are great. Don't have to see their expressions to know they are probably very confused.
@MedicineMundy7 жыл бұрын
If James Nguyen did it, so can I. Eel-demic; (literal) Shock and Terror
@chavitoheat Жыл бұрын
Looking forward to your eventual review of Birdemic 3. Please review Birdemic 3.
@WorldOfWeebcraft7 жыл бұрын
Oh god it happened! Top quality youtube entertainment as always :)
@camorpheusau23447 жыл бұрын
I reckon the zombies makes sense tbh. If blood that could magically heal people fell from the sky and resurrected dead birds, why wouldn't it resurrect people too?
@troyschulz23187 жыл бұрын
God, they're making sequels to everything these days. Is there no originality left in Hollywood?
@jasoncase94817 жыл бұрын
Sting SniperScope Yes John Wick movie series, Baby Driver, The emoji movie, The Hitmans Bodyguard, etc. These are movies that created new characters, and aren't a sequel or prequel.
@troyschulz23187 жыл бұрын
Jason Case Well I was being semi-sarcastic, since this sequel in question wasn't exactly in high demand nor is it adapting a much-beloved property, though only half the movies you listed are worth seeing. The Emoji Movie, for all intents and purposes, does not exist.
@jasoncase94817 жыл бұрын
Sting SniperScope Really I'm guessing that is sarcasm because I will be seeing the emoji movie
@2111jade7 жыл бұрын
Love the references you make from Birdemic 1. Lol
@alexturlais85587 жыл бұрын
THAT WAS THE GREATEST WRITING OUT OF A CHARACTER IN HUMAN HISTORY 😂😂😂😂.
@bigbearkat20107 жыл бұрын
I don't think I'd need a spit take. I totally believe Rod would be stupid enough to accidentally poison someone with fish.
@unholyperiodza54427 жыл бұрын
DAMN!!! I was thinking you were gonna do Jaws 3D/The REVENGE next.
@jasoncase94817 жыл бұрын
Unholy Periodza I did suggest Jaws the Revenge in a email.
@jasoncase94817 жыл бұрын
Jaws the Revenge is Hot Garbage and the brilliant Michael Caine gives a 100 percent performance Also 1 of the greatest factual errors a Man's shirt utterly dry after getting out of a damn Ocean, and his priceless reaction to the Lameass shark. It's a unforgettable hot garbage movie.
@unholyperiodza54427 жыл бұрын
As well as Lance Guest screaming like if he was Snake dying in MGS or Shinji Ikari screaming in Evangalion.
@pixelsafoison7 жыл бұрын
Great, as always ;)
@starlightam31187 жыл бұрын
Please do the room as your 100th episode!!
@Mattteus5 жыл бұрын
I think the “so you’re an actress how come I’ve never heard of you” line was in Nguyen’s film Replica... and in that movie she auditioned for his other film Julie & Jack.
@0123renee5 жыл бұрын
"Hi, nice to meet you." "Yes!"
@mattchew64263 жыл бұрын
I highly suggest that you do a review of the movie "Thankskilling". It most definitely deserves your attention...
@missmoanypants2 жыл бұрын
Omg I’d love to hear his thoughts on that foolishness.
@3Guys1Video7 жыл бұрын
AH, HOW DID I NOT FIGURE THIS FILM OUT THE LAST TIME?????
@johnnymcauliffe12897 жыл бұрын
11:53 If you're only going to give a one-word response to "It's nice to meet you," the best and most polite option is not "yes," but rather "likewise."
@gracekim25 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but at least her reactions make up for the weird dialogue that isn’t ad-lib
@victorhernandez87237 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention the cavemen that were also resurrected from the tar pits by the blood rain! How did you miss that?
@POLE76457 жыл бұрын
Nice review, but I'm surprised that you didn't mentioned the cavemen. They were easily the best part of the movie for the sheer WTF factor (and one of them is even played by Rick).
@robotrix2 жыл бұрын
"The only Black people are Gangsters..." So he's been watching Neil Breen and Friday the 13th movies?
@combatking04 жыл бұрын
Giant jumbo jellyfish jump for juicy justice.
@filmunion8194 Жыл бұрын
Birdemic3 is happening, already released a teaser trailer
@anthonyhutchins23003 жыл бұрын
Giant... Jumbo... Jellyfish...
@tristanhartup49365 жыл бұрын
"Giant Jumbo Jellyfish" got an interesting rhythm to it.
@anikmonette21403 жыл бұрын
I realized I forgot to like your video, which is kinda important since I woke up totally pissed at the world and you made me giggle twice already. Edit: also I want to point out that it's not because Ngyen is in on the joke that he didn't screw up. There's a big difference between being self aware and just... Aware! He's probably just trying to be a good sport and give what the public want, but failing hardcore once again!
@shmee123ful7 жыл бұрын
they made a seconded movie....gods help us all
@overexposedproductions7 жыл бұрын
alaster boneman "seconded"
@supahoopsa0016 жыл бұрын
If I were to suggest two films, I'd love to see you take on The Room and Foodfight XD
@thematt5236 жыл бұрын
Is there really any point? Every other reviewer has already said everything that can be said about those movies. What can he add? A lot of Sean's reviews are movies that haven't been run into the ground.
@supahoopsa0016 жыл бұрын
Hmmm I do see your point, though it would be neat to see which out of all the legendary bad films Sean believes is the worst. Okay if I were going to suggest somewhat different films I'd say Shrek the Third, The Wild and The Half Blood Prince
@bobbybr38k3r83 жыл бұрын
11:47 is that "beer" or brown water? Lmao.
@origamipein183 жыл бұрын
My brain hurts now. 😐
@ncopictures71827 жыл бұрын
16:47 Ah! Seans in another camera angle!! Startled me...
@ASLB2477 жыл бұрын
And I could only assume the next film is Never Back Down 3...and yes, that exists.
@jasoncase94817 жыл бұрын
ASLB247 I'm guessing its 1 with Dwayne Johnson, or maybe No Holds Bar with Zeus and Hulk Hogan.
@benkimmel84127 жыл бұрын
Jason Case he already did no holds barred. Look on his vimeo. I'm hoping for something with 'The Rock'
@RoyStantz7 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's gonna be Ready to Rumble.
@jasoncase94817 жыл бұрын
Ben Kimmel oh thanks. i wonderif other cinematic excrement episodes are available the ones that can't be watched on youtube including snakes on a plane part 2 because of copyrights violation.
@jasoncase94817 жыл бұрын
Ben Kimmel What movie would you want with the Rock that likely would be on this series?
@bassliveevil5 жыл бұрын
I'm still not sure, does James Nguyen live in Hollywood?
@richardadesmond6 жыл бұрын
To answer your question Sean, If you try to fail and succeed I think in this context it would be what Rich Evans over at RLM likes to call a 'Non-medy' There are jokes that make you laugh, there are jokes you have no reaction to.....then there are jokes (James Nguyen in on his own jokes providing call backs to Birdemic 1) ...so bad that they make you feel less in a funny mood.