Cyraxx's Horrifying History (Full Documentary)
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@Wonkfie 7 ай бұрын
The reason Sally was assaulted by Chance was he was edating some girl in Kansas. On Valentine’s Day Chance begged Sally for a ride over to Kansas so they could meet. Sally obviously said no, so Chance said he was gonna start walking. February in the Midwest is still frozen. Sally took his clothes that he packed up and when she turned her back, he started punching and choking her.
@Exigentable 7 ай бұрын
Confronted with this information, Cyraxx was quoted as saying the following: "THAT DOESN'T MATTER"
@DocHolliday1851 7 ай бұрын
Whenever he's caught putting hands on women (his grandmother and live in gf Heather) he loves to claim he "blacked out" despite remembering everything that happened.
@Wonkfie 7 ай бұрын
@@Exigentable THADOZNTMADDER DUwhua?
@Wonkfie 7 ай бұрын
@@DocHolliday1851 “I blacked out and hurt you once, but that’s not my fault”
@faustus_tatacher9035 7 ай бұрын
@@Wonkfietrust me when I say...
@dangerdogs3967 7 ай бұрын
the idea that someone cant graduate high school because they're too ugly is hysterical
@MeatEatingVegan777 7 ай бұрын
"So here's the thing. Your grades are passable but we failed you because your looks are unsatisfactory. Your teachers have regularly started crying after coming in contact with you, and have all reached their free therapy limits. For those reasons, we cannot let you pass."
@jeremyknight9980 7 ай бұрын
IKR? I remember one time he said he couldn't graduate because the school was racist. He lies so much about people hating him and not giving him a chance because he's disabled.
@CowToes 7 ай бұрын
Your turn cutie.
@xVibra 7 ай бұрын
I think I'd fail him on looks alone just out of caution. I don't want him accidentally finding a girlfriend who passed high school, and fucking up the gene pool in the off chance his sperm are not also failures.
@JebJebJebbers 7 ай бұрын
I heard his GPA was 4.ewww
@pepsismuggler1580 7 ай бұрын
About his first arrest, Cyraxx assaulted Sally because she wouldn't let him go to Kansas to meet up with an obvious catfish. That little bastard only cares about himself.
@flanflan88 7 ай бұрын
Not just go to Kansas, _walk_ to Kansas. From Ohio. 😂
@bartacus4872 7 ай бұрын
@@flanflan88and he wanted to go right then, one evening in the middle of winter
@verycool5251 7 ай бұрын
I'm so sad Tom left that part out 😭the context makes it even more insane
@Skindoggiedog 7 ай бұрын
It is never a female's position to tell a male what to do.
@Gl-my8fw 7 ай бұрын
@Skindoggiedog it is when she supports him and he lives in her home.....
@eirinym 4 ай бұрын
I've never seen someone so busy do so little. Like half of this is 'he started a new band, said he was making a game, while making a new movie and starting his dubstep career while getting GF # 27. Meanwhile, two days later...'
@mattmingo7694 2 ай бұрын
Truth. 'Nuff said.
@superamazingsnowman Ай бұрын
Wait you forgot the parts "Tried to fight back.[but failing horribly]" "Complain as if [insert whatever he's complaining about] happen to him" "The pity party parade [extra points if he tries to make his weight even less or some other bullshit]" And I believe "Acting tough only to get his shit rocked"
@HangMrH Ай бұрын
The whole point is to get new gf
@Pjh365 29 күн бұрын
Delusions of grandeur
@exoticslugs815 Ай бұрын
A trend I notice in many lolcows is that every time you feel bad for them, a dozen instances of them doing terrible/offensive shit comes up that makes you feel the trolling is justified and vice versa.
@nellywilliams2776 14 күн бұрын
Please help me. I’m new to this side of KZfaq. What does Lolcow mean??? I can’t figure it out and it’s driving me nuts 😅
@camjury5430 14 күн бұрын
@@nellywilliams2776they’re being “milked for laughs” hence “lolcow”
@joshuaolsoncook 7 ай бұрын
Cyraxx is the biggest example of the fact that normalizing disabilities should never be the act of giving someone special treatment when it comes to accountability, but instead it should be about treating people fairly.
@Chip_Doubledip 7 ай бұрын
Aye, That's all many of us ever wanted. I'm far older than Cyraxx, and remember a very different reality. We were often cut off from higher education, social events, and many milestones of life. We never expected stardom, wealth, etc. Just normal opportunity, that usually never came.
@BLUEGENE13 7 ай бұрын
The wheelchairs help tho
@tanishshrivastava2442 7 ай бұрын
As a blind person, I agree. I don't want a job from anyone because you feel sad for me. Just allow me to give an interview, and if I fail that, then that is fine.
@ilikeuploadingvideos 7 ай бұрын
While it's never been confirmed people have assumed he is a product of fetal alcohol syndrome. His mother was mentally disabled and killed herself in a house fire trying to cook. Chance however does NOT have any mental or physical disabilities, his mental faculties are ALL there and he's just a result of somebody who has never been held accountable for his actions. Due to a lack of accountability and responsibility people seem to believe that he's disabled but he's not. Sally is responsible for his behavior. She has alienated him from anybody in his life that would have held him accountable for his actions and she has spent her entire middle-aged adult life for the most part defending his actions shielding him from criticism or correction. The only thing that he's quoted to have is ADHD but that has never been proven. His grandmother and his other family members have already verified he has no disabilities
@loganosborne1391 7 ай бұрын
@@tanishshrivastava2442hi, how did you reply to this
@CaptainMonotone448 7 ай бұрын
FUN FACT for newbies: Cyrax dedicates his "racing career" to his deceased uncle/brother Bill, who he claims was really passionate about Drag Racing. It later turned out that Bill was actually a DRAG ARTIST and the little goblin got it twisted!
@thestraydog 7 ай бұрын
Apparently Bill was a super good dude too, according to family members of his. Didn't put up with Raxx's bullshit
@teawei 7 ай бұрын
little goblin has me rolling dude, thanks so much for this extra context lmao
@nostalgiaholic4874 7 ай бұрын
What's a drag artist?
@thestraydog 7 ай бұрын
@@nostalgiaholic4874 A man who performs in exaggerated female clothing and make-up for entertainment. A lot of times they play ridiculous characters for fun, and other times they're like people like Madea, Mrs. Doubtfire or Big Momma.
@stinky-smelly 7 ай бұрын
@@nostalgiaholic4874I LOVE drag, and have a bit of an addition to the first explanation! Anyone of any gender can be a drag artist, usually calling themselves a drag king or queen, but folks that do drag that isn't gendered usually call themselves drag performers. Sometimes it's kind of like stripping, sometimes it's much much more artful. It's usually characterized by exaggerating or expanding upon certain features (eg large breasts, very thick beards, waist size) related to gender expression. I just went to a Christmas all-king drag show the other night, one guy was a slutty Grinch and another did a perfect Bing Crosby performance. Someone also did a remix of a Christmas song with traditional Tahitian dancing?? Drag can kind of be anything, so my most basic definition is gender expression as art.
@Joeyisagonnawin 3 ай бұрын
I appreciate the effort Cyraxx took setting up 2 cameras, but he didn't have to look at both of them the entire time.
@Minders609 2 ай бұрын
Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@drops.of.jupiter Ай бұрын
Thats so funny omg youre a genius. Nobodies ever said that about a lazy eye before. I mean youre so orginal. Personally i hope you have a kid whos born with a weak or too strong muscle in the side of their eye. I hope you go to the surgeries over n over just for the eye to revert back in months. Every surgery a risk of going blind. I hope when the child is trying to walk and is screaming abd crying bc they see double everything and cant tell where to step, that you have no idea whats going on and it drives you completely insane. Then i hope, when your kid comes home from school defeated, bc ppl like you have no idea how many surgeries theyve had, or how hard it is to walk down stairs, makes fun of them relentlessly, i hope you then See with your 2 good Eyes, that making fun of physical disabillities is disgusting.
@drops.of.jupiter Ай бұрын
@@Minders609 i hope the samw for you. Bc youre Way to old to still be that dumbass girl entertaining the bully.
@Mordeomaneater Ай бұрын
🤣💀
@Zedsdead83 Ай бұрын
Good😂😂😂😂
@Natalie_Toshino 5 ай бұрын
The most horrifying part about this is that this guy makes Chris-Chan look well-adjusted and attractive, by comparison.
@SMCwasTaken 5 ай бұрын
Fr Same with Daniel Larson
@Natalie_Toshino 5 ай бұрын
@@SMCwasTaken Idunno, when he doesn't have his hair in that horrifying style, I'd say he's probably on the same level, appearance-wise. No, he's not going to win any beauty pageants, but he's not obese. I don't want to look into him, though. I don't want to know of another person less well-adjusted than the CWC.
@SMCwasTaken 5 ай бұрын
@@Natalie_Toshino and the thing is that Chris Chan could've been a great person if his mom didn't coddle or abuse him
@Natalie_Toshino 5 ай бұрын
@@SMCwasTaken Yeah. The lumberjack was pretty absent, too, but yeah, his mom fucked him up, pretty badly.
@willshields4480 3 ай бұрын
@@SMCwasTaken not a great person but he def could've had a normal life and been happy
@accidentallyamy1063 7 ай бұрын
“Being so ugly you get expelled from school” - is both the most relatable and hilarious statement I think I’ve ever heard. 😂
@BigFoopy 7 ай бұрын
How is that relatable
@Shazoo1997 7 ай бұрын
@@BigFoopy expelled by S O C I E T Y. Dare I say SHUNNED?
@monsieurcharcutier4490 7 ай бұрын
@@BigFoopyobviously they're saying that they too are ugly
@froggythekid8955 7 ай бұрын
To the point of expulsion? @@monsieurcharcutier4490
@BobbyCroseBewler 7 ай бұрын
@@BigFoopyReading comprehension claims another victim.
@Occam31 7 ай бұрын
Cyraxx is one of those rare people who possess zero redeeming qualities. He is just awful in nearly every imaginable way a person can be.
@SMCwasTaken 7 ай бұрын
He's the Physical Embodiment of the "Alcohol won't affect my child" meme
@richardjared960 7 ай бұрын
Him and Daniel Larson
@petarmilich8684 7 ай бұрын
@@richardjared960also Chris Chan, Onision, Nick Bate, etc.
@lightlylemony 7 ай бұрын
Originally, chris did have some redeeming qualities, until he went off the deep end and mlested barb. But cyraxx just started off awful. @@petarmilich8684
@Snappy650 7 ай бұрын
Only way he could be worse is if he had any money or power. He’d try to gas the trolls and gloat about it
@DodgyDaveGTX 3 ай бұрын
I don't know what's funnier: Cyrax name-dropping "Bok Baytovan", or implying that Beethoven created music using loops 😂
@andrewlee-py9zm Ай бұрын
"implying that Beethoven created music using loops" thats so fucking funny
@Joe.888 Ай бұрын
Imagine calling the police and trying to describe this guy. They'd think it was a prank call
@DarthDargoz 23 күн бұрын
Fr tho😂😅
@annieapple8974 7 ай бұрын
The fact his dad called the police to tell them he didn’t rape that girl is…insane
@shayh.3556 7 ай бұрын
High IQ moves playa
@abluefishh8402 7 ай бұрын
If you're dumb enough to do it you're dumb enough to tell on yourself
@uhtred7860 7 ай бұрын
The whole family suffers from Dunning-Kruger.
@chevalierdesangreal 7 ай бұрын
even more insane is that he believed the police wouldn't come knocking to further investigate his claims and kept that bike around his house
@Sillychannel394 6 ай бұрын
What? He was just clearing his name.
@Daggz 7 ай бұрын
I fell into a deep fascination with the goblin back last summer and I've been anticipating this video ever since
@SwaggyG_2102 7 ай бұрын
Hey Daggz, I wasn't expecting to see you here. Shouldn't you be working on more mascot/indie horror content? 🤔
@leoartolson4658 7 ай бұрын
YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM TOO?????
@SwaggyG_2102 7 ай бұрын
Also, same, I heard about Cryax through a PyroLIVE video, searched him up, and fell into the lolcow rabbit hole since then.
@azrael557 7 ай бұрын
@@SwaggyG_2102free time exists yo
@crypticscrutiny1153 7 ай бұрын
@@azrael557prove it.
@gracel6206 2 ай бұрын
"If that's in the bible or his head canon." That line won the video, I'm cracking up! 😂
@derpwithouthope Ай бұрын
I never wanted to know this much about someone I didn't know existed, thank you Tom
@WillieTaggett 7 ай бұрын
Cyraxx looks like a doomsday prepper who's already survived a few nuclear winters
@MrRusty-fm4gb 7 ай бұрын
HHHhAHhaha 😂😂😂
@syyneater 7 ай бұрын
LOL that is so damn accurate it’s scary!
@trevorgenest8446 7 ай бұрын
a ghoul if you will
@lukecodz 7 ай бұрын
he seems like he sits in a metal chair in the bunker and doesnt say anything except for some phrase that he repeats, and then eventually is killed while saying it
@MforMovesets 7 ай бұрын
He looks like an IRL Grendel from Beowulf.
@madelynnking493 6 ай бұрын
I work with elementary school age kids who have severe behavioral issues. Listening to this person talk is shockingly similar to a 9 year old who’s trying to convince you he’s gangster.
@Hussman493 6 ай бұрын
Okay, I'm genuinely interested lol. You must have some stories to tell.
@Pugetwitch 6 ай бұрын
He obviously has a personality disorder, likely some neurodivergency, and falls within the intellectual/learning disability spectrum.
@Pugetwitch 6 ай бұрын
@@Hussman493 The reason why these children end up with behavioral issues is not fun to talk about. Most of them come from dysfunctional backgrounds and are in abusive or otherwise behaviorally dysfunctional environmentsls.
@madelynnking493 6 ай бұрын
@@Pugetwitch You’re both right. I have some interesting stories (mostly because they’re ridiculous, but not necessarily because they’re humorous) but a lot of my kids do have some type of trauma. Others have hard to diagnose medical conditions. A lot just have lazy parents. I don’t share specifics with the internet out of respect for those families and their privacy.
@jhoughjr1 6 ай бұрын
He’s brain damaged
@bxdvibes6746 4 ай бұрын
as some one with fetal alcohol syndrome, we do not claim him
@mattmingo7694 2 ай бұрын
Yo...hilarious as that is I won't touch that😅
@johnnyblack3676 Ай бұрын
He doesn’t have fetal alcohol syndrome. He’s just a regard
@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow Ай бұрын
Me too what’s up my nigga
@peytonreed937 Ай бұрын
Good on you.
@aces553 Ай бұрын
@johnnhe weighed less than 2 pounds at birth. Obviously something is legit wrong. yblack3676
@mikejones-nd6ni 2 ай бұрын
I thought this was Asmondgold
@nickrodak7121 21 күн бұрын
The resemblance is uncanny.
@Noobirus 7 ай бұрын
I discovered Raxx 1,5 years ago. He is probably the only cow where I tell myself "ok, he can't get any worse", but somehow he gets 2x worse the next week. Every time. The most insane thing is, this all can stop at any time. Almost instantly. Raxx just needs to stop browsing the internet. But he just can't.
@dickdiamonds3410 7 ай бұрын
He needs to stop posting EVERYTHING
@A_Ducky 7 ай бұрын
Isn't that the case with pretty much all of them (lolcows)?
@KungFuGoblin420 7 ай бұрын
@@A_Ducky most there are always exceptions to prove the rule example Tony Chase the cow who trolls himself
@demanic6159 7 ай бұрын
@@A_DuckySome of them do try to improve or just exhibit weird but harmless behavior. For example there's a lolcow named JustinRPG who's into weird stuff like vore and thinks he's married to Reshiram from Pokemon, but is one of the rare lolcows who isn't attracted to minors or mean to women or racist.
@BritBiatch 7 ай бұрын
Check out Delete Lawz. He wishes bone cancer on children
@mikedahuman 7 ай бұрын
When you said Cyraxx father went to jail the day he was born, all i can think about is that his dad looked at baby Cyraxx and then purposefully got himself arrested so he didn't have to raise him.
@SleepyJoesDiaper 7 ай бұрын
Is it true that cyraxx was born out of his mom’s booty hole?
@uhtred7860 7 ай бұрын
I can't get over his real name was Ruple.....🤣🤣🤣
@DD-ym3nk 7 ай бұрын
You mean Will Bill's boy?
@thelocalcrusader9522 7 ай бұрын
@@uhtred7860 then his fake name is Oengeus Ravenwood
@OfficialGoodMannered 6 ай бұрын
He raped a child…
@fiveseven15 2 ай бұрын
1:46:15 the whole thing about putting people 6 feet under, is kinda funny since, if he actually dug a hole that deep he wouldnt be able to get out
@supermstash29 10 күн бұрын
XD
@MolokoMinus Ай бұрын
I’ve always been fascinated by people who are delusional and people who lie a lot. Cyraxx is the KING of both. I once went through severe Xanax withdrawal due to quitting cold turkey instead of tapering, and for about 5 days, I suffered from some of the most insane delusions and psychosis. I thought my iPad was talking to me, I thought I’d left my apartment early in the morning, stole a car belonging to the son of Randy Travis, and that I was on the phone with Milo Yiannopolous while he tracked down and helped capture a serial killer called “The Jack Frost Killer”. And STILL, those are NOTHING compared to how delusional Cyraxx is.
@paullucente5413 8 күн бұрын
Yea I did the same thing and thought I went to Disney with Mike Tyson and had to stop him from beating up security guards then I was back in my house n thought I got dropped off in the yard by a helicopter luckily I was in a new house and had 5 acres so I didn’t run into anyone real but thought there were 5 people under the crawl space and then i thought that my truck was left in a parking lot in New York and I was in Florida so I didn’t drive any where and random people kept showing up at the house so it kept me busy but i didn’t even think it was from the zanex at first i thought it was real then I noticed that I wasn’t sleeping and eating i thought I had to kill myself to reset everything to normal n i would just go to sleep for a year the only thing that kept me from probably doing something stupid was that I had a decent amount of property and the neighbor s didn’t notice me wandering around the yard and then when l saw my truck it was locked and i couldn’t find my keys and I thought who was going to feed my dogs if I had to kill myself to a wake up so every time shit started getting crazy I would lay down and people would be poking tgere head in the room talking to me but the dogs must’ve knew something was wrong and would lay across me and I would just lay there n try to ignore it till family showed up after i wasn’t answering my phone or was saying that I went to New York but would be back at my house and I kept thinking i could have gotten there n back that fast till i realized something was wrong then when I came out of it i seen a video of my self shaking and trying to say words that were made up I’m pretty sure I had a seizure at one point I still remember some of the stuff that happened but my cousin n aunt showed up probably after 6 days that felt like months n took videos of me when they show me now it’s so embarrassing when they say remember this it’s crazy that zanex will do that to you
@MolokoMinus 2 күн бұрын
@@paullucente5413 It’s all horrible. It’s insane how it can take a normal, sane, logical person and just the withdrawals alone can make them believe the most insane shit. Even when I tried reasoning with myself, and walking through how ridiculous what I was claiming was, like “How did Milo Yiannopolous get your number? How YOU get HIS? Why isn’t this call in your phone’s call log?” I’d brush it off with “Oh, I must have called him through Instagram. Or FaceBook. Or I accidentally deleted the proof from the call log.”
@freddymars2014 7 ай бұрын
After having wasted 2 hours of my life I have come to the depressing realization that Cyraxx has a more active dating life than I do.
@myujmes 7 ай бұрын
quality over quantity i doubt you'd envy these relationships in their reality
@ForeverShadowBanned 7 ай бұрын
The fact that this guy can get laid is proof anyone can truly.
@daniellelopez3342 6 ай бұрын
Sameee. I don't understand it.
@avostorm8111 6 ай бұрын
Oh hush. You keep saying we aren't dating. @@daniellelopez3342
@starpp 6 ай бұрын
Damn this just reminded me that I haven't dated in years lmao
@Peajay007 7 ай бұрын
Cyraxx is the PSA for why you shouldn’t over share and post every single thought on the internet
@WobblesandBean 7 ай бұрын
Well, I mean, he's also a PSA telling people that they shouldn't be violent grapists and pea dough files, either.
@Mewdo45 7 ай бұрын
He is a PSA to not judge a book by its cover.
@wissawissa83 7 ай бұрын
@@Mewdo45Quite the opposite... he looks like human garbage and he is human garbage
@GoldenWolf115 7 ай бұрын
@@Mewdo45I dunno, he seems like the opposite to me.
@MeCooper 7 ай бұрын
And a PSA that you shouldn't leave your blind child alone with a super weird kid,... It's ok to be concerned sometimes.
@Spritini_ Ай бұрын
his battle cry sounds like that vacuum instrument at the dentist
@DHxJarsyl 4 ай бұрын
After watching this video, all I got out of it is depression. Not because of how sad it is, but because apparently Cyraxx has had more relationships than me at 40.
@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow Ай бұрын
Cyraxx is a sleeper agent signal for incels who drive trucks threw crowds
@DHxJarsyl Ай бұрын
@@carterwow Well shit, according to my 2 exes, neither were mine.
@DashingPunkSamurai Ай бұрын
Quality not quantity brother. Plus he could have had a 1000 girlfriends but I seriously they wouldn’t touch him let alone sleep with him. Disgusting.
@DHxJarsyl Ай бұрын
@@DashingPunkSamurai To be clear, I ain't trying to fuck him. It's part self deprecating humor and part realizing the universe just sometimes don't make sense. Like, I try to keep myself in decent shape, but one time hiking glacier national park, I stopped to take a break an old couple with literal walkers passed me. It's just a blow to the ego, you can either laugh about it or become legit depressed.
@j0ellyfish 29 күн бұрын
I think it's sad that women were that desperate to date him.
@LarryXLR 7 ай бұрын
Cyrax is like if your creepy old decaying Halloween lawn decoration you refuse to throw away had a youtube.
@courtney_neidt 7 ай бұрын
Quote of 2024.
@WobblesandBean 7 ай бұрын
He's like if a hemorrhoid was granted personhood.
@darksu6947 7 ай бұрын
Don't talk about my ex-wife like that 😂
@eyeruscat9439 7 ай бұрын
That is a fantastic comparison.
@RawOlympia 7 ай бұрын
MVP here
@canheaton 7 ай бұрын
It's so fitting that his dad literally called himself into the police to say he wasn't guilty. Lol
@user-fj4ih2uk9o 7 ай бұрын
That's so goddamn funny I can't believe that shit
@Dogman262 7 ай бұрын
His parents should have legally been prevented from having kids
@PeenWienerstien 7 ай бұрын
@@Dogman262 so who is going to decide who does and doesnt get to fuck? You?
@Thenewboidahlia 7 ай бұрын
@@Dogman262I don’t see how they weren’t honestly 😂😂
@octagonseventynine1253 7 ай бұрын
@@Dogman262his mom had special needs and his dad was a predator so he is the product of an unholy union that may not have even been fully consensual .
@Natalie_Toshino 5 ай бұрын
This is actually really weirdly motivational, because if this guy can get girls, anyone can.
@bbc_junior4863 17 күн бұрын
He’s reached a level of unattractiveness where he actually becomes attractive again because women want to date him because they feel bad for him
@xandercrews7314 2 ай бұрын
I laugh every time he shits his pants and says he has to go because it's storming out.
@jaystreet46 7 ай бұрын
He is despicable. A professional victim who just wants people to feel sorry for him when the majority of his problems are self inflicted.
@luphone2781 7 ай бұрын
Attempted professional* Cyraxx isn't even good at playing the victim.
@jaystreet46 7 ай бұрын
@@luphone2781 🤣🤣
@gotyouchip1179 7 ай бұрын
I knew a guy who was touching himself in a class and sending threatening notes to girls who moved seats to get away from him because of the previous stated actions. When he got called out the final time and told he was being kicked out he used the excuse himself "its because I have autism!" It's true he was socially inept and quite possibly autistic, but his acknowledgment of this as a potential excuse is an immediate flag that he knew that what he was doing was bad and just thought he could get away with it because of a disability. Its a disgusting practice and we give too much lenience to people who are in generally protected classes for their evil acts. There are legitimate misunderstandings that happen sometimes and it's another case of making it more difficult to identify real cases vs. fake ones. This isn't all to say that we shouldn't give some leniency in some circumstances to people with disabilities, but it needs to be very carefully controlled.
@nerfworthy218 7 ай бұрын
I work with a guy who consistently brings up his autism as an excuse for why he's outright rude or says inappropriate things in the workplace. It's really aggravating. I agree wholeheartedly with your take.
@declanp1 7 ай бұрын
What happened to him?
@gotyouchip1179 7 ай бұрын
@@declanp1 He got kicked out of the class permanently and his parents threw a fit about it too, whilst also not believing it happened. Idk where he is in life now as I moved away but he exhibited a lot of concerning behavior
@iii408 6 ай бұрын
i don’t tell anyone about my autism bc of people like that. some of us just are antisocial awkward guys, not weirdo pdfs with childlike mentalities.
@JangoUnchained98 6 ай бұрын
I have Autism and I completely agree. Me being Autistic doesn't excuse me from following a shared moral framework, nor does it give me a free pass to be the biggest asshole I could possibly be.
@hobbitmansstash 5 ай бұрын
I genuinely want to meet you dude you take the time to dive into these people and it's really entertaining
@zekothedraco333 2 ай бұрын
1:20:40 "Irrelevant developments" is now one of my new favorite terms, it just flows off the togue so nicely, thank you!
@ItWatchesWithoutEyes 7 ай бұрын
Bruh the cat having "Cyraxx Syndrome of the eyes" was so out of pocket 😂
@savagechimpmunk1265 5 ай бұрын
I nearly died 😂
@r.b.rozier9692 3 ай бұрын
I literally choked on my drink!
@drinkingoutofcupss 7 ай бұрын
"Pop bed bugs and sniff them" is a sentence we all could of gone our entire life without hearing.
@Robin_Coffins 6 ай бұрын
I don't gag at anything I read/hear.. that though. One of the most horrifying things I've ever heard.
@IDontmeanit 5 ай бұрын
As an ex motel liver, bed bugs are horrible and disgusting. Waking in the middle of the night to pee and lifting your head off a pillow to see 4 or 5 of them scattering... You don't want to sleep, you do crazy and ridiculous things trying to get rid of them but it's pretty challenging. I was able to get rid of them but it cost me a decent bit of money and a whole lot of sleep. Can't imagine putting them up to your face purposely.
@Tw0Dots 5 ай бұрын
@@IDontmeanitoh god
@red.psycho02 5 ай бұрын
I felt my stomach do somersaults the moment Tom brought it up.
@iVtheDemonKnight 5 ай бұрын
*could've Not "could of" It's not interchangeable with "kind of" or "sort of"... Would you say "kind've" or "sort've"? No...
@ccthefox517 2 ай бұрын
Well. Wow. This was a very interesting two hours I didn’t know would be incorporated into my weekend. I’ve gotta say, @TurkeyTom gave us an amazing, fully comprehensive synopsis of a story we didn’t know we needed. Keep it up! Awesome video- as much as I do not enjoy having an image this man’s face, mouth agape, burned into my brain, it’s so important we recognize horrible human beings like this for who they truly are. No unfortunate situation, appearance, or disability is an excuse. Some people do not deserve to be pitied.
@girrthbrooks 5 ай бұрын
I cannot believe you slipped a candle pun so casually into the video after I've been sitting here for an hour and nine minutes. Have my like and sub, Tom. Well done
@huskycashewdrums6171 2 ай бұрын
I love the pfp
@dayminder7414 6 ай бұрын
He pretended to have a head injury to say he had some sort of power, then started a christian rock band... Cartman?
@yeezyflakes 5 ай бұрын
Faith + 1
@pierce4026 5 ай бұрын
He has that relationship with Marty, he’ll say the most vile anti semetic shit you’ll ever hear then 5 seconds later act like they’re buddies just like cartman and Kyle
@Lilmickcrocodiledundee0001 5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@shawnclawson890 4 ай бұрын
Faith Plus One
@jimlthor 4 ай бұрын
I'm gonna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. Feel his warm salvation all over my face
@walterwhite7585 7 ай бұрын
To all people learning about the goblin for the first time: DO NOT HAVE SYMPATHY. He is a pdf file rappist. Also DO NOT CONTACT him, he already has too many buddy trolls
@Nodsbane 7 ай бұрын
Yeah fuck Chance he can get fucked I am done watching him do wrestling schtick all day about the dumbest shit possible like how is his audience still entertained unless they're as stupid as him.
@garjack94 7 ай бұрын
Yes. This goes for all lolcows. Just observe from a safe distance.
@CliveWarren69 7 ай бұрын
Get this comment pinned this HAS to be said to everybody
@supersardonic1179 7 ай бұрын
@@garjack94 Boo. I'm not dumb enough to contact these lolcows, but I want the entertainment from watching weens embarrass themselves.
@baraldogrant 7 ай бұрын
Thank you, Walter.
@New_Creature_ 2 ай бұрын
Bro this was flawless 🤣 I'm going to need you to do a new update every week 😂
@901Kari Ай бұрын
I don’t understand how this is a real person
@hihibammm 7 ай бұрын
I feel so bad for the guy from the record label who took time out of their day to properly respond to Cyraxx and explain what he had to do to make it in the industry. Even his follow up email was in good faith despite how much Cyraxx complained about him on facebook 😭
@Kelogotti 6 ай бұрын
My question is how do these people keep a home
@palewhiteperson 6 ай бұрын
@@Kelogottidisability probably in this case but in chrischans case it’s possible that his parents had bought the house and set up a trust
@abelhernandez7809 7 ай бұрын
I first came across Cyraxx over 10 years ago, when he stole my friend's photography work and tried to claim it as his own. Been watching him spiral for years now.
@russell0012able 7 ай бұрын
That's amazing!
@Infelious 7 ай бұрын
How did he look 10 years ago? Was he covered in bug bites then aswell as balding? I wonder if he's ever not looked filthy and diseased.
@leftoverblunts 7 ай бұрын
jeeeeeez that's crazy. been watching him for a few years and it feels like a lifetime 😂
@CoolNFoolKlub 7 ай бұрын
@@leftoverbluntsme too I’ve been watching him since BasedShaman has been covering him hehe
@johnboi1567 7 ай бұрын
What do you mean spiraling for years? He hasn't been in a position to spiral down from this guy was fucked. The moment consciousness was given to him
@clarencemurray1844 Ай бұрын
The guy from the record label going out of his way to actually give genuine feedback is nicer than I could have ever been.
@mattdavison284 3 ай бұрын
I’m a recovering addict, you can say life has thrown my a few curveballs, but every time I get down I just think about people like this and realize how good I really have it 😆😆😆🤷♂️
@r.b.rozier9692 3 ай бұрын
#samepageclub
@TuriyanGold 2 ай бұрын
Its lonely at the top🤣😂
@JimothyRoss 6 ай бұрын
Imagine being so dull and unwashed that even Juggalos reject you from their fanbase.
@andyweesman7682 5 ай бұрын
As a juggalo myself, fuck this guy
@godofanarchye 5 ай бұрын
Funniest shit to me lmao
@cal5365 6 ай бұрын
It's fascinating watching this asmongold documentary
@GipsyDanger8934 6 ай бұрын
@martinpadilla5224 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 baldy
@Epck 6 ай бұрын
There it is
@meh41 6 ай бұрын
😂
@Mewdo45 6 ай бұрын
Weeds one hell of a drug
@munk237 4 ай бұрын
I love docs like this. I have no idea who this person is but we all love to watch a good train wreck. Thanks for your time and effort
@JaguarRacingTeamX 5 ай бұрын
Hahahahaha!!!! That "off-beat Benadryl flow" tho.
@docsavage30 7 ай бұрын
Cyraxx was known as "The Fresh Prince of Silent Hill" before they cast him out of the colony.
@CliveWarren69 7 ай бұрын
That is a belter 😂😂😂
@Nodeal757 7 ай бұрын
Top notch nickname 😂😂😂❤
@kamivenus753 3 ай бұрын
😂😂 dude
@leftoverblunts 7 ай бұрын
the book he wrote (soul census) he completely stole from an author word for word. This was confirmed on a marty stream years ago. The lore is deep, you did a fantastic job!
@BluberryJonez 7 ай бұрын
Justice for AJ Vega!
@drowsyvt 7 ай бұрын
HBomberguy should have brought up Cyraxx as an honorable mention in his plagiarism video tbh.
@kuro_emiya 7 ай бұрын
birds of a feather😂 considering bomber has hid and defended SA a friend of his did on several occasions.
@drowsyvt 7 ай бұрын
@@kuro_emiya Huh. I didn't know that. Thats awful.
@barradelife 4 ай бұрын
Man, I've been watching your videos for weeks now and you have the talent for making funny comments with a apathetic voice. Haha! I just love it! Long live Turkey Tom! 😂
@terriparsons-gs2ql 4 ай бұрын
Dude literally looks and acts like a "Wrong Turn" character 🤮🤢🤮
@sumthingwikked4257 Ай бұрын
The Hills Have Eyes... All four shades whiter and staring you down.
@UngodlyDev 7 ай бұрын
No joke when I first started making indie games, this guy who called himself Chance, the guy this video is about tried to collaborate with me as a musician on a horror game called "Possession Penn" a game I made for a game jam, the game was hot trash, barely even a demo, but I was starting out. I wanted to accept his help but every time he would send me some music he would make, I would ask for subtle changes to be made to the music, then he would send me something completely different. I figured he was taking someone else's music or just otherwise at that time didn't know how to modify the parts of music he was using. One of the tracks he sent me is the music I used for the game demo, I ignored the dubious copyright concern because I wasn't selling this game and couldn't substantiate my suspicion. Later on I got him to read some voice lines because he said he was a voice actor. I couldn't use the lines, we stopped working together and eventually he got mad at some feedback I gave him and he blocked me, years later he would unblock me and try to reconnect but I shut it down. I had no idea about any of the stuff in this video.
@UngodlyDev 7 ай бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mZmEg8Sf06uylKc.html Unfortunately the music didnt record, and i think i deleted this demo file, but this is the game that had 'chances music' in it
@superscatboy 7 ай бұрын
I want to hear his voice acting so bad 😂
@xenophagia 7 ай бұрын
@@superscatboy for real 😂
@AmericanWireman 7 ай бұрын
Do you still have his voice acting lol
@SeaDoge13 7 ай бұрын
You should totally collab with one of Cyraxx's trolls to get this story out there my guy😁
@GrandGrimory 7 ай бұрын
To people just finding him: DO NOT BUDDY TROLL. Chance's trolls WILL find you. This is not a exaggeration. They'll dox you, your friends, your family, they'll harass your workplace and coworkers, and pull every fiber of your personal life apart if you try to buddy troll or intervene. Keep your hands out of the exhibit.
@loganredding1621 7 ай бұрын
And as usual, the trolls are also pieces of shit
@sleepyproduction7166 7 ай бұрын
What’s buddy trolling?
@Nothingtoya 7 ай бұрын
You can only hope they look at what's happened to others. They will be found and exposed!
@Nothingtoya 7 ай бұрын
@sleepyproduction7166 pretending to be his friend to try and troll him. All it really does is pump up his ego. They typically sub to him as well, always getting closer to earning money online.
@Kavilion 7 ай бұрын
William Gloryhole is a remorseless Punisher and he will find you. Safer to watch from a distance.
@MedievalFolkDance Ай бұрын
Cryaxx is the result of giving that sibling your parents keep chained up in the attic internet access
@balaran4349 7 ай бұрын
Dude the Asmongolds long lost twin had me laughing so hard.
@tecsmith_info 7 ай бұрын
same lmao
@Mewdo45 7 ай бұрын
Crack is a hell of a drug
@ereviscale3966 7 ай бұрын
I can't believe he would stoop so low as to attack children
@manhathaway 7 ай бұрын
@@ereviscale3966you have to go low to attack children. Bc they're short.
@diggles28 7 ай бұрын
I was typing something similar out in comments when he literally said it in the video. I'm sleep.
@hammondOT 7 ай бұрын
Imagine waking up every morning and being Cyraxx. It's like a non stop body horror.
@redcell9636 7 ай бұрын
I would go look for a some rope and a rickety stool.
@bennygerow 7 ай бұрын
Found the record label exec
@EllisHudsonn 7 ай бұрын
He wakes up in a bed infested with bedbugs every morning 😂 reality
@TawnyPayload 7 ай бұрын
Cyrax looks like a monster from one of junji ino's works
@slip9618 7 ай бұрын
Another record label executive trying to belittle The Great Almighty Cyraxx's musical masterpieces, pathetic.
@HitmanAddict317 3 ай бұрын
This vid will be in a museum someday.
@werebuffalo 2 ай бұрын
Thanks for this. I had always been Cyraxx-curious. Thanks to your very thorough and well put together video, I no longer am. The loss of 2 hours of my life is worth not wasting any more time on anything Cyrax-related. Thanks for the excellent work!
@Chinchilla2310 Ай бұрын
Cyraxx-curious? Honey, I’m a little Cyraxx-furious!
@1366Erik 27 күн бұрын
@@Chinchilla2310I'm hella Cy-Curious
@alfred8936 7 ай бұрын
Cyraxx, Daniel Larson, and Chris Chan collectively form the Jungian shadow deep in the mind of anyone struggling with creative perfectionism
@user-ce6uq3dn9o 6 ай бұрын
🤣😂
@phelovepokemon 5 ай бұрын
I only found out about these people recently through Turkey tom... haven't watched the Daniel larson one yet 😂 god help le
@spartanguitarist6579 5 ай бұрын
It's the animus or something idk
@mspaint93 5 ай бұрын
Lmao. Jokes aside, it kinda makes ya skin crawl thinking about how if they developed in an appropriate environment, how they could've made great art and not been predators. They really are the trifecta of starting from ground zero and digging deeper thoughout life.
@ethanisnotme 5 ай бұрын
this is such a well-written comment
@SilverSpectre90 7 ай бұрын
Marty, Smokey, CVG, Bishop, Kate, Moth, Audentum, William, Gordon, Jenn, everyone covering this monster You made it
@chrism4008 7 ай бұрын
Nah bro, Tom finally made it
@TheOneTrueNeravarOfOoo 7 ай бұрын
Smokey was who first introduced me to that walking shit pile, and I been following him ever since
@Bustyn_Anya 7 ай бұрын
Also Kiwi tapes, Boglim Cronicals, Basedpost, and nwordboi.
@B727X 7 ай бұрын
Cool. I would rather watch Tom
@gabrieltorres7596 7 ай бұрын
@Bustyn_Anya don't forget Steve from Machete Squad 👌🏾
@alexwinchester4228 5 ай бұрын
I was actually born 26 weeks early in and weighed 1 lb 5 oz in 2002, to say my survival was a miracle is an understatement
@WarFoxThunder 2 ай бұрын
woah! and i thought me being born 10 wees early and 2lbs was a miracle!
@Gamerboy.95202 4 ай бұрын
Great video I don't know if cyrax is going under a different name now but there is another channel that came into my friends stream and give us a shout out and the video has cyrax all in it
@AndersonCooper_CNN 7 ай бұрын
I’m guessing raxx is gonna make a “calling out turkey tom” video within the next 3-5 hours.
@AlienX-dw9sz 7 ай бұрын
I hope that would be hilarious
@SlobberyPantsu 7 ай бұрын
Clicks, money and views. Bet he's gonna threaten to sue him for all the money he makes on this video too
@Callmedaddyho 7 ай бұрын
Most definitely he will try to garner some sort of attention from this with a pity party. Only part he didn't really cover enough was how cyrax loves death sympathy and has been caught lying so many times about being friends with people who recently died. He's delusional and lives in a fantasy world.
@tjennings4412 7 ай бұрын
@@Callmedaddyhowait, are you saying Ken Block wasn't his Bff and mentor? What? Nothing is real!
@lilsadb0i 7 ай бұрын
It's going to be a sitting in a dark room, eyes closed pity party stream for sure. 😂
@MadnessInLivingColor 2 ай бұрын
I’m only 23 minutes in and this just gets more and more wild 😂
@joshuawillis7874 6 ай бұрын
Cyraxx has prey eyes, giving him a wide field of vision.
@NegotiableHemingway 4 ай бұрын
But damn can he dance!
@left-2-write28 4 ай бұрын
I JUST CHOKED ON MY DRINK
@419buckeye7 4 ай бұрын
One eye is blind though
@stezzy2.016 4 ай бұрын
Prey eyes on a predator is a funny thought
@TygerHillis 4 ай бұрын
Surprised he doesn’t have predator eyes
@chrisfromsouthaus2735 7 ай бұрын
The goblin is such a massive predator, he can look at two different children, in two different directions, at the same time.
@drown_n 7 ай бұрын
Ahahhahhahaa fuck
@Mewdo45 7 ай бұрын
He talks to them onna daily basis
@diegomedina9637 7 ай бұрын
@@Mewdo45You completely missed the joke chrisfromsouthaus made.
@TuriyanGold 2 ай бұрын
When he stares into the abyss, it turns around and see's if there is another abyss standing behind it.
@whitneymiller3809 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 💀💀💀
@bro-dy6848 5 ай бұрын
That first song of cyraxx that you played is exactly what i imagine plays in someones head after they get lobotomized
@GGGeena860 16 күн бұрын
I subbed im def binging tonite!! Been wondering what happened to rice gum, thats next! Peace
@NakedOwl501 7 ай бұрын
"People by nature are good and you should have hope for humanity." *Cyrax enters the chat*
@dorugoramon0518 7 ай бұрын
Anyone who believes humans are intrinsically good is either delusional or lives under a rock.
@sleepyproduction7166 7 ай бұрын
People are like the weather, the good days get taken for granted and the bad are remembered for decades if not longer. People like him exist, but there’s way more that are just doing good things and existing in the background.
@rebel4466 7 ай бұрын
It's a goblin, you can still have faith for humanity
@JamesWagner-vv9iz 7 ай бұрын
In some ways or another it was transphobic
@KungFuGoblin420 7 ай бұрын
I mean cyrax is just a good extreme example to point to but human nature is a bitch bro
@Wnick1996 7 ай бұрын
Cyraxx truly earns the title of "HorrorCow."
@SMCwasTaken 7 ай бұрын
More like LMAObull
@joshinthesauce4636 7 ай бұрын
Nick Bate is worse imo
@hughneutron5303 7 ай бұрын
i thought he was smeagol.
@eliottsmallwood2140 7 ай бұрын
holy shit that is so good@@SMCwasTaken
@besacho1808 7 ай бұрын
He's a Cultcow
@SpaDeKo 5 ай бұрын
I needed some background noise for my chest- and triceps workout session. I've now been glued to the chair for two hours instead. Lol
@tommypines1039 2 күн бұрын
He literally never stops producing yall legend.
@ulyssesveracruz8343 7 ай бұрын
The fact that cyraxx can have so many relantionships than me is beyond insane
@RemoWilliams1227 7 ай бұрын
Nah you're just worth far more than him and need to be choosy about who you share yourself with. Cyraxx is a bottom feeder.
@ulyssesveracruz8343 7 ай бұрын
@@RemoWilliams1227even do i made this coment as a joke i really like youre suport thanks 😁
@drown_n 7 ай бұрын
Awww this was a cute interaction 🏳️🌈
@WobblesandBean 7 ай бұрын
@@ulyssesveracruz8343 Quality over quantity. 😁
@Mewdo45 7 ай бұрын
Chris couldn't even have one
@beardogproductions2215 7 ай бұрын
My step brother who passed away showed me cyraxx a couple months ago you just made my whole week thank you
@Jumahnji 7 ай бұрын
Your step bro was a real one. 🙏 ♥️💜♥️ Condolences.
@tifKh 7 ай бұрын
I’m so sorry, hang in there okay?
@achair7265 7 ай бұрын
Condolences. May he rest in peace and light.
@LunarLocust 6 ай бұрын
Watching cyraxx killed him, stop while you still can.
@sumthingwikked4257 Ай бұрын
@@LunarLocust I'd press charges.
@manwithaporpoiseYTsucksD 5 ай бұрын
I like your writing. Concise, fun dry humor, while not being too cynical. Clean. Great video. As always o7
@pettypandora 2 ай бұрын
I had no idea about who Cyrax really was before this but I was curious. Great job putting all of this information in one place for the new people like myself:).Your anthropological reference to cargo cults, leads me to believe you are also a reader of Marvin Harris so, double cheers on this video;).
@JoemamaTheHybrid 7 ай бұрын
"You used your weight against me" is one of the most unintentionally hilaruous lines in a song ever. Especially the way its delivered.
@DocHolliday1851 7 ай бұрын
Lol, like what did he expect in a fight with someone 3x his size? Regard probably thought irl fights were like vidya where you ready up and take turns swinging.
@clayhackney3514 7 ай бұрын
Actually Cyrax was a member of the Lin Kuei, who was forcibly converted into a cyborg, and was ordered to hunt down the renegade sub-zero. After he defeated Cyrax, Sub-Zero reprogrammed him to destroy Shao Kahn during his invasion of Earthrealm.
@user-lz3yz6gd5x 7 ай бұрын
Fax
@MegaToonzNetwork 7 ай бұрын
@@user-lz3yz6gd5x IS A GODDAMN FAAAAAAX WITH A PRINTER!!!!!
@camilohiche4475 7 ай бұрын
Cyrax wins. FATALITY
@darinlunderman8063 7 ай бұрын
Yeah, well that is Cyrax, the Lin Kuei Cyber-Warrior and defender of Earthrealm. We're talking about Cyraxx, the deformed predator and goblin of Akron.
@gregoryunhinged 7 ай бұрын
By the Elder Gods!
@austingood22 4 ай бұрын
Zak was a legend man. Truly the nicest man I’ve met. He was new to my high school in my sophomore year. Within a month or two he was friends with everyone in the school. I don’t know Chance, but it was nice seeing my old buddy live on in this video.
@stoningtonbolognington 4 ай бұрын
ive recently been introduced to the world of lolcows and i gotta say, this shit is entertaining. i almost wanna join in on the trolling hint hint
@StonyBlazestation 7 ай бұрын
Part of me hates that you are giving Cyraxx this much exposure, but it's also good that so many more people will know how terrible of a person he is.
@lordsquid6652 7 ай бұрын
No one would feel bad for that racist pedo loser
@Th3_n3rdtavrn 7 ай бұрын
i would say the same thing but raxx has really blown up this year. He's already received so much outside attention that i don't think it matters anymore.
@saltytape3945 7 ай бұрын
fuel his ego
@bennygerow 7 ай бұрын
There's so many vids about him already lol
@Trouble031 7 ай бұрын
As a long time follower of cyraxx we want hi mto spurg out
@lucho6883 7 ай бұрын
"I used to think my life was a tragedy. Now I realize, it is a skull-scratcher comedy" - Cyrax
@austint1151 26 күн бұрын
Okay but the dance battle video goes kind of hard, I was legitimately surprised. The dude's legs move way faster than I thought they could, I was expecting him to trip over himself
@mgaskill84 4 ай бұрын
This got me through a couple hours of work thanks!
@Discipleofthedarkone 7 ай бұрын
I fell asleep about five minutes in after a long day of work and I had the weirdest most disturbing dreams. I woke up halfway through and was very confused, went back to sleep and had even more dreams about domestic abuse and other weird shit. Im back for round two tonight to figure out what my brain just created and what is actually in this video.
@luphone2781 5 ай бұрын
Mood. Been listening to him while calming down for sleep and it has caused some rather peculiar dreams from the usual.
@mschillingjr 7 ай бұрын
I can honestly say that I regret going down this rabbit hole. I really wish I wasn't aware of this person.
@MrLeatherface 7 ай бұрын
Welcome to our dungeon full of trolls and goblins
@christopherstmarin 7 ай бұрын
Me too. Fucked up world where messing with a dude who has an IQ of 30 is fun? I think all these people are disgusting
@brookemckinley5709 6 ай бұрын
Never even heard of the dude but here I go ….. jumping in 🐇 🕳
@Lanny-io9bi Ай бұрын
He really missed a golden opportunity to join all the hills have eyes and wrong turn movie's playing the inbreeding cannibals and wouldn't even have to waste costumes and makeup on him because he is so perfect for the role just as he is!!
@keithgreen6843 25 күн бұрын
Great job at the narration...too funny
@bobafett177 7 ай бұрын
I used to be a mod on Cyraxx's wiki before it got shut down. I'm so glad you're covering the little bastard.
@xenophagia 7 ай бұрын
What an accomplishment...
@bobafett177 7 ай бұрын
@@lastigefliege3366 More like dedicated hater lol.
@ossian108 7 ай бұрын
He a true hobgoblin.
@faustus_tatacher9035 7 ай бұрын
@lastigefliege3366 read first before commenting
@MisogynyMan 7 ай бұрын
At least cryass can excuse some of his life on being disabled mentally
@Audentum 7 ай бұрын
You guys have no idea how deep this Cyraxx rabbit hole goes Rofl
@Whowhatsit 7 ай бұрын
We're gunna have quite the surge of normies coming in. Get ready for that one buddy lol.
@Audentum 7 ай бұрын
@@Whowhatsit Trust me when I say I've been warning some of the others about this for like a month. I'm ready for it.
@Whowhatsit 7 ай бұрын
@@Audentum Yea, I've been expecting this for a few months now and all I can say is there's gunna be a whole lot more a-logging, buddy trolling, and "he's bad but y'all are going to far" comments coming y'all way.
@lando8913 7 ай бұрын
@@WhowhatsitI was thinking that too.
@sleepyproduction7166 7 ай бұрын
I’ve seen quite a bit of this guy, never going to seek him out but just videos. And one video that wasn’t even about him, I believe it was a Shane Gillis with Danny brown podcast or vise versa and Danny told Shane about cyrax and said he would mess with him in some kind of chat to keep him busy because he was a bad dude. Maybe it was a fever dream, but you never know with Danny brown. Just checked, it was Shane’s podcast, then again when Shane went to Danny’s podcast.
@imbluedubbadee 3 ай бұрын
"I was testing you" had me absolutely floored 😮
@daro8836 Ай бұрын
He looks like a gta character.
@DarthDargoz 23 күн бұрын
That's an insult.. To the gta characters😂
@Swiftymeme 7 ай бұрын
I WAS THERE live when Marty beat his ass, it was one of the craziest moments of my life. Literally more crazy than some of my own fights. Watching everything brew for months and months all to culminate into that one moment was so so insane. We were all just chilling and then boom… cyrax showed up
@user-no2oz5mh7x 7 ай бұрын
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@RemoWilliams1227 7 ай бұрын
His squeals when Marty was beating him up, and when he gets arrested, are pure earcandy to me 😂
@falconmclenny7284 7 ай бұрын
@@RemoWilliams1227I like the little whimper he makes when the cops ask him if he has shoes.
@RemoWilliams1227 7 ай бұрын
@@falconmclenny7284 Eddddd heeelllp!! Call Karen!!
@Starfish_Duder 7 ай бұрын
I was there live too, but I was working while it happened and bursted out laughing so hard. I had to hide my face and laugh in my hands to calm myself down. Also saw last year's Christmas stream live too, that was hilarious 🤣🤣
@Psilo-gn1sx 6 ай бұрын
"Generations of unfortunate events have coalesced to bring him forth" He's like Griffith, but as hideous as G is beautiful
@Kim_YoJong 5 ай бұрын
Man of culture
@nirvanabutnomoreideas6534 5 ай бұрын
Thank GOD Cyraxx can't get his hands on a behelit. He'd definitely by a Wyald kinda Apostle with Schnoz's height
@Grace-tg4oy 4 ай бұрын
Berserk AU where everything is the same but Griffith looks like Cyraxx. His dialogue is the same and people still idolize him and see him as beautiful, he's just drawn like that.
@sutomuarashi 4 ай бұрын
someone make this a thing.@@Grace-tg4oy
@cptnbustanut 4 ай бұрын
@@Grace-tg4oy I'd buy that